EARLY MORNING MADNESS
First I tried to get myself to fall asleep. I did the usual, you know what everyone does. Spin in a circle while trying to hyperventilate. All that happened was I fell and had a short conversion with Webster.
As I sat snorting the last of my coke, I descided to go outside and play. Put down the can and then went to pull the straw out of my nose, but it was stuck. No matter how hard pull it wouldn't come out. Not wanting to hurt myself I got my scissors, I carefully cut off what was sticking out of my nose.
Thinking I noted I hadn't played He-Man in a long time. Off came my shirt and shorts, and on came a brown towel loosely tried around my waist. Tying my shoes and grabbing a big stick I keep for home security/entrainment, it was time to hit the streets.
Riding Battlecat down the street, I saw Skeletor. I yelled for Battlecat to charge, we went at my arch enemy. Bring my mighty sword down Skeletor was felled. Dismounting my loyal companion, I struck my foe one more time to see the deed was done. On Battlecat, as I rode home, I felt a swell of hope knowing evil was defeated and good provailed.
O.K., so what actaully happened was I paid a homeless to let me ride him and beat the hell out of so dumbass who out on the wrong night, but I had fun. And you know, that's all that matters.
Oh, and I did get the rest of the straw out, thanks for the consern.