Yes, I know it's been done before... But I couldn't resist doing some of my own. ^_^

"What do I have to do to get this woman off my back?"

"To hell with brotherly love. I want the throne for myself!"

"How come she gets all the good close-ups?"

"What do you want to do tonight, Diamond?"
"The same thing we do every night, Sapphire. Try to take over the world!"

"That's the last time I go out drinking with my brother..."

Yup, girlfriends will do that to you sometimes, Sapphire...