Questions I've Been Asked A Lot
Q. Are we there yet?
A. That depends on your definition of "are."
Q. Will this be on the final?
A. What do you think?
Q. What time is it?
A. Look at the clock.
Q. What is the ultimate answer?
A. 42.
Q. How is that the ultimate answer?
A. You don't know the question.
Q. What's the question then?
A. If I told you the universe will be replaced by a more complicated one. (again)
Q. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
A. The egg. Other animals where laying eggs long before chickens were around.
Q. How do you fly?
A. You throw yourself at the ground, and miss.
Q. Where do babies come from?
A. If you don't already know, you probably won't need to.
Q. What is the capitol of Assyria?
A. Nineveh.
Q. What is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?
A. What do you mean, an African or a European swallow?
Q. Uh, does it really matter?
A. Yes.
Q. Are you insane?
A. Probably.
Questions I've Been Asked A Lot About This Site
Q. Why didn't you just do this first?
A. Becuase I felt like it!
Q. Why did you make a site like this in the first place?
A. First of all I've been meaning to make a site for a long time. Secondly, I took a web page class, and was my final project.
Q. So how did you do?
A. I got an 'A'.
Q. I have a really cool fanfic/fanart I want you to post. Will you post it?
A. E-Mail it to me at: [email protected] If I like it, I'll post it.
Q. I'm an awesome web designer. Want help?
A. No. This page is mine. Any and all changes will be made by me.
