New Exhaust from NUTZSPEED

The boys at NUTZSPEED have finally finished developing the most mental exhaust yet. Its the new 14inch Jap look titanium tailpipe and super freeflow manifold system. Lead engineer at Nutzspeed Mark Williams has been working on the project for 5 months. Already a willing customer has had one fitted to his car. His name is Darryl McIntyre aged 23.

"Sounds like a tractor, dont it"

"Ive been saving up for three years to get the new exhaust" says Darryl. "I had to saw a giant chunk out of the rear bumper to get it in. It took about four days to fit it but it dos'nt bother me cos I didnt have to do it! I dunno how a car even works! It just drives, dont it! The day after I got it fitted I started the car and noticed it was not revving fully.When I took a look I found that a bird had built a nest in the pipe and a dog was sleeping in the tailpipe. Fucking tossers" The new NUTZPEED 14inch titanium tailpipe is out in most good tuning shops and will set you back 5000 notes sterling. Buy this NOW

Southend Cruise Report.

The Southend cruise went ahead as planned last Sathurday with hundreds of modders from all over England coming to burn out their cars on the tarmac. The action was fast and furious with lads racing against each other and playing some seriously phat choons on their mental sound systems. Star of the show was Dave Parkers twin Engined Vauxhall Nova.

Onlookers stared in disbelief as Dave ripped all four tyres to bits when he put the front engine into 1st gear and the rear engine into reverse gear. Then the boys in blue arrived but luckily they were just there to get nosh at the hamburger stand and they soon dissapeared into the night. The air was now filled with the smell of tyre smoke but then two crazy geezers got driven over by a car when they were trying to push it backwards while it was been driven forwards. When enough tyres had been shredded and enough cars had been wrecked the crowd went to a beach party. The party kicked off with some early ninetys dance music been blasted out on Gazzos 15 subs. Two plonkers nearly drowned because they ran into the sea but couldnt swim. The modders dispersed at about 5 on the round thing with numbers 1 to 12 on it. Dave Parker had to drive his Nova home on its 17in alloys with no tyres.