Insane Exhaust - shit car

Lets be honest, theres no point in trying to hide the true point of this article- well there is none really, except that those four exhausts are so loud that the ground shakes when the car drives by. Or so Gazzo says. "I got the car when I was sixteen and started modding it straight away. I just kept adding bits on until it weighed a tonne. The boys at Modsport added a boss I.C.E. system and a P.S.2 but I hadnt enuf money to buy a screen so basically the playstation just adds to the weight":says Gazzo. But Gazzo forgot to mention that the inside is littered with coke bottles and Mcdonalds stuff. "The Exhaust sounds like a Boeing 747 but my little brother started doing burnouts with his mates. Blew the fucking engine up didnt he. Wanker" . This definatley is one of the most maxed up motors we've ever seen. Gazzo nicked the suspension off his little brothers Corsa-"Serves him right-wanker". He has also painted the rear drums and he plans to hacksaw out a slot in the bonnet and fit a monster airscoop, even though theres no turbo. "I'll just keep driving it until the engine falls out":says Gazzo, while eating a McDonalds. We hope Gazzo adds more mods to it and we'll watch this space.

Gazzo Parkers Mk4 Polo

Engine: 998cc engine, custom exhaust with quad tailpipes
Transmission: 5 speed factory box
Suspension: Lowered 5mm on shocks borrowed from his

brothers Corsa

Brakes: Rusty disks(front) Painted drums(rear)
Wheels: 7.5x18in alloys with non suitable and rather bald tyres
Performance: Top speed-70mph, Peak power- 40bhp

(this is because his littlebrother blew the head gasket while

burning doughnuts at a cruise in Hyde Park)

"The exhaust sounds like a Boeing 747"

"I'll just keep driving it until the engine falls out"

 

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