So as not to be outdone by all the Redneck, Hillbilly, and Texan jokes,
you know if you're from California if:

1.)  Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

2.)  You make over $300,000 and still
can't afford a house.

3.)  You take the bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in english.

4.)  You child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.

5.)  You can't remember ... is pot illegal ?

6.)  You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

7.)  You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown,
      and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

8.)  You can't remember ... is pot legal ?

9.)  A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

10.)  Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the US.

11.)  Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30
a.m. in Starbucks wearing a baseball cap
        and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really is George Clooney.

12.)  Your car insurance costs more than your house payment.

13.)  You can't remember ... is pot illegal ?

14.)  It's barely sprinkling rain outside and there's a report on every news station:
        "STORM WATCH", so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the
        weather-related accidents.

15.)  You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with
        their cells or pagers.

16.)  Hey!!!  Is pot legal ???

17.)  Both you and your dog have therapists.

18.)  The Terminator is your governor.

19.)  If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license.
        If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.
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