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                    If we describe “RAMAYANA” in computer words, it will be like…
 

LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs – RAM, LS1man, BUG-rat and SED-rughana. RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His brothers, however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess ‘C’ta. 12 years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his successor.

  However, queen CIE/CAE (Kayekayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a life saving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for 14 years. At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and he collapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and ‘C’ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LS1-man was also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother. The forest was the dwelling of SPARC-nakha, the TRANSISTOR of RAW-van, the PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM’s stature, she proposed that she marry him. RAM, politely declined. Perceiving ‘C’ta to be the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill her. Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by TRANSISTOR’s plight, approached his uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMMED himself into the form of a golden stag and drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tried of chase, RAM shot the deer, who, with his last breath, cried out desperately for LS1-man in RAM’s voice. Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, ‘C’ta urged LS1-man to his brother’s aid. Catching the opportunity, RAW-van DELINKED ‘c’ta from her LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
 
 

Krishna : Try to respect the emails of your elders, Arjuna.
Arjuna : But Vasudev, how dare I send junk mails to my honourable elders who are logged on honourable domain?
Krishna : Paartha, at this moment they neither are your friends nor foes. They are mere mail users. So follow your Net-Dharma. Log on and send dozens of junk mails. This is your karma and this alone is your dharma.
Arjuna : Hey Murari! After seeing all this I feel like resigning from software industry.
Krishna : Bandhu, it seems you are caught in a viscous circle of Maaya. In this material world you have none and you are xommitted to none. Junk mails have existed before your came to this world and shall remain long after you are gone. Rise above this Maaya and perform your duty.Just keep firing junk mails.
Arjuna : But Devaki Nandan …!
Krishna : ...! Victory or failure is not in your hands. So stop pondering about results. Don’t waste your knowledge on the junk shastra bestowed by your Guru Dronachary.
Arjuna : Hey Keshav, how is junk mail related to the system?
Krishna : Junk mail is just junk mail. It has no connection with hardware. However, it is another aspect that it overload the system… fills up the hard disk … but you are not supposed to worry about this. Listen Kunti putra, the way Aatma leaves one’s physical body and moves on to another, likewise these junk mails move system to system…
Arjuna : How to define junk mail?
Krishna : Neither fire can burn it... nor air can dry it.. neiher it can be conquered nor it can be defeated. He who sends junk mails cannot be looked down upon even by Mahadev.. junk mails are immortal…

Arjuna : Hey Narayan! Now all my fandaas on junk mail are crystal clear. You have opened my eyes Yashoda Nandan, else I would have lost myself in Maaya and read all the junk mails myself…