World's Craziest Road Trip (Part Deux)
World's Craziest Road Trip (Part Deux) 6:07AM 5/27/05 - 12:45 AM 5/31/05
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Touchdown Jesus (IN) |
Fallen Timbers (OH) |
Rock N Roll HOF (OH) |
Pittsburg PA |
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Harrisburg PA |
Baltimore MD |
Annapolis MD |
Washington DC |
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Dover De |
Philladelphia PA |
Trenton NJ |
New York NY |
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Albany NY |
Hartford CT |
Providence RI |
Boston MA |
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Concord NH |
Augusta ME |
Montpelier VT |
Montreal QC |
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Ottawa ON |
Toronto ON |
Detroit MI |
Lansing MI |
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Bonus-Beantown |
Bonus-Tang |
Bonus-B&J |
Bonus-Spider |
Things We Learned:
- Planning is still Fundamental.
- No Matter how much you plan, your planning will be fundamentally flawed and grossly inadequate.
- Joining a convoy,(especially if the lead car is chasing a hot chick) is the only way to drive
- Fries and Coleslaw on a sandwich, while sloppy, is regoddamndiculously tasty
- Pennsylvania is full of hot tunnel action
- The Police department of Harrisburg PA can kiss my harry butt for their horribly conceived sobriety checkpoint, learn how to execute traffic control a-holes!
- Onz has no earthly buiness sitting in the navigator chair, henry the navigator, he aint.
- Baltimore is tough as nails and the streets ar poorly marked. (Not a good combination)
- They drag race at Fedex Field
- Washington DC is blighted, apperently all security messures must be tremendously unsightly.
- You cannot get close to anything in DC, other than 4 million romaneque columned buildings.
- Sunrise over the Chesapeake Bay, while painful, was gorgeous.
- The only thing Delaware has to hang its hat on is Tax Free Shopping.
- Being in Philly brings new meaning to the line from 1776, "Foul, fetid, fuming, foggy, filthy...Philadephia!"
- With the above being said i would eat at Pat's every day of the week if i could.
- Trenton, wins the annual "Springfield Award" for, crappiest town with the nicest capitol.
- If you have to go from Trenton to NYC, take the turnpike, its worth the money.
- Onz can give the NYC cabbies a run for their money.
- Parking signs which warn that your vehicle is in mortal peril, are the size of a postcard and behind a tree in NYC.
- The Queensboro bridge its the most frightening bridge we have everbeen on.
- Joey, He makes a tasty cheesecake.
- Onz has the ablity to curse MLB teams (i.e. New York Yankees)
- The drive from NYC to Albany makes Indianapolis to Chicago like Toledo to Cleveland.
- You too can trash as room like a D-list Rock star.
- The gold leaf on the dome of the capitol building in Hartford CT is courtesy of Mrs. Johnson's 3rd grade class.
- Gillette Stadium is in the middle of nowhere.
- No mapmaker has a detailed map of Boston's Downtown.
- No one in Boston has heard of a Cream Pie.
- Augusta is not so cool with a couple of guys casing the capitol grounds at midnight.
- Pissing in a bog with snakes, bears and moose gives one performance anxiety.
- You cannot buy fresh maple syrup at 3AM in Vermont.
- The Ben and Jerry's Factory is unguarded.
- French civil servants have the warmth and humanity of an horned toad.
- Memorial Day is not a holiday in Canada.
- The stereo type of French people being rude and snotty, its kind of true.
- Canadian bilingualism does not apply to the Quebeqois.
- Ontario has some of the nicest people on Earth (it was a breath of fresh air after Quebec.)
- Detroit is America's Beruit.
- Indiana still refuses to end.
Crazy Things We Saw:
- Pink Baskin Robbins VW Bug(Kennedy Expressway Chicago IL)
- Fangboner Rd (Ohio Turnpike outside Toledo OH)
- A Hearse (outside of Youngstown OH)
- Meatwad Graffiti (Bridge near Pittsburgh PA)
- A Roadside waterfall (PA Turnpike)
- A Sobriety Checkpoint (Which we drove the wrong way down a one way street into)
- We had a gun pulled on us at the aforementioned checkpoint (police brutality?)(Harrisburg PA)
- BJ's Wholesaler (Its always better to buy BJ's at retail rather than wholesale, IMO(Building in Boston MA)
- A capitol security guard with more guns than teeth(Actualy a nice guy with the Augusta captiol security (Augusta ME)
- Giant Moose (Lonely strech of foggy highway in Vermont)
- The House of Tang (Montpelier VT)
- Statue of Lord Admiral Nelson (Square in Montreal,Take that Frenchie)
- Giant Metal Spider(Museum in Ottawa)
- The Ho-lee-Chow Restaraunt (Between Toronto & Hamilton)
Liscense Plates We Saw*:
- Wisconsin
- Minnesota
- Ontario
- Ohio
- Nebraska
- California
- Illinois
- Maryland
- Florida
- North Carolina
- Nevada
- New York
- Michigan
- Massachusetts
- South Dakota
- Oregon
- Washington
- Alberta
- Indiana
- Pennsylvania
- Kentucky
- Virgina
- Missouri
- West Virgina
- Georgia
- Colorado
- Utah
- New Jersey
- Delaware
- Texas
- Vermont
- Rhode Island
- Conneticut
- New Hampshire
- Quebec
- New Brunswick
- Maine
*(Not counting plates from the state we were in at the time)
Misc Factoids:
- Number of parking tickets we recieved: 3 (apprx $177.00 total)
- Number of times we handed our licenses to authority figures: 4 (2 Border guard, one capitol security, one dickwad in Harrisburg)
- Traffic jams we got caught in: 6(Chicago, Cleveland, Harrisburg, Montreal, Toronto, Windsor)
- Amount spent on tolls: (apprx $45)
- Different road kills spotted: 5 (Deer, Skunk, Cat, Rabbit, Unidentified Smear)(actually we gave up looking since 90% of roadkill falls into the last catagory.)
Approx Timline:
(Day One)
- 5/27/05 6:07 AM CST- Left Madison
- 5/27/05 6:52 AM CST- Entered Illinois
- 5/27/05 9:00 AM CST- Entered Indiana
- 5/27/05 10:30 AM CST- Touchdown Jesus
- 5/27/05 12:41 PM EST - Entered Ohio
- 5/27/05 3:30 PM EST - Cleveland
- 5/27/05 5:40 PM EST - Entered Pennsylvania
- 5/27/05 10:30 PM EST - Haarisburg
- 5/28/05 12:00 AM EST - Entered Maryland
- 5/28/05 12:30 AM EST - Baltimore
- 5/28/05 1:30 AM EST - Annapolis
- 5/28/05 3:00 AM EST - Entered District of Columbia
(Day Two)
- 5/28/05 7:00 AM EST - Entered Delaware
- 5/28/05 9:00 AM EST - Re-Entered Pennsylvania
- 5/28/05 9:30 AM EST - Philadelphia
- 5/28/05 12:00 PM EST - Entered New Jersey
- 5/28/05 12:30 PM EST - Trenton
- 5/28/05 3:30 PM EST - Meadowlands
- 5/28/05 4:30 PM EST - Entered New York
- 5/29/05 12:00 AM EST - Albany
(Day Three)
- 5/29/05 9:30 AM EST - Left Albany
- 5/29/05 10:10 AM EST - Entered Massachusetts
- 5/29/05 10:57 AM EST - Entered Conneticut
- 5/29/05 1:05 PM EST - Entered Rhode Island
- 5/29/05 1:48 PM EST - Re-Entered Massachusetts
- 5/29/05 6:52 PM EST - Entered New Hampshire
- 5/29/05 9:02 PM EST - Entered Maine
- 5/29/05 11:15 PM EST - Augusta
- 5/30/05 12:40 AM EST - Re-Entered New Hampshire
- 5/30/05 1:45 AM EST - Entered Vermont
- 5/30/05 3:05 AM EST - Montpelier
- 5/30/05 5:00 AM EST - Entered Canada
(Day Four)
- 5/30/05 6:30 AM EST - Montreal
- 5/30/05 9:30 AM EST - Entered Ontario
- 5/30/05 11:45 AM EST - Ottawa
- 5/30/05 3:30 PM EST - Toronto
- 5/30/05 7:15 PM EST - Entered United States
- 5/30/05 8:30 PM EST - Lansing
- 5/30/05 9:45 PM CST - Re-Entered Illinois
- 5/30/05 11:30 PM CST - Re-Entered Wisconsin
- 5/30/05 12:45 AM CST - Madison
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