- Stephen P. Pistono, Professor Emeritus, UWSP
Pistonoisms...
- (On Marrige) One date at th old folks home, a group of kindergarders
came in caroling. I like one took her home locked her in the basement and
raised her as my own til she was old enough then I married her.
- Oh for the love of God
- Why does Hilary Clinton have to be such a bitch?
- Walker keeps hiding Viagra in that cane of his
- Are you trying to attract bees with that shirt?
- If you hear someone kicking at the door it means that my 4 year old granddaughter chewed through the leather straps I had her tied to the back of my car with. (said this on a day when the temp was -15)
- Some of you will enjoy this class, the rest of you would rather have your hemmoroids removed on a daily basis
- Miss Engwall, I had a dream about you last night. You were standing on my porch dressed in the French Flag singing the Marseilles.
- I zoned out all weekend and then on Sunday evening I came to realize that Madonna would never be my wife
- Layah Rackin
- In the days of Moses, or if you prefer, in the days of Charleton Heston....
- It's your ship to sail, if you sink it, it's your own fault (Pistono on advising)
- The part of the asinine abbot will be played by Mr. Grizzwald.
- Adam: What was the role of Jacques le Grizz at the battle of Pointers? Pistono: Whoa, whoa, whoa...
- I heard a girl say a young man was pipin'...what the hell does pipin' mean?
- Last night when I was talking to my 16 year old wife....
- You're a CNR major? Do you ride on one of those buses? Yesterday I threw a rock at one
- You mean Billy Joel got a divorce from Christie Brinkley? What an idiot.
- Rampant Misogyny
- When the Romans were full they would vomit and all the peasants would come by and say "hey look, hot lunch
