| Men "Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men." -- Kin Hubbard "When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!" --Homer Simpson "Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine." -- George D. Prentice Women "Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition." --Timothy Leary "Outstanding beauty, like outstanding gifts of any kind, tends to get in the way of normal emotional development."--Milton R. Sapirstein "Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do." --Katherine Hepburn "Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic." --Rosalind Russell "I look forward to being older, when what you look like becomes less and less an issue and what you are is the point." --Susan Sarandon "Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men." -- Joseph Conrad "I think women see me on the cover of magazines and think I never have a pimple or bags under my eyes. You have to realize that's after two hours of hair and makeup, plus retouching. Even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford." --Cindy Crawford Relationships "We measure success and depth by length of time, but it is possible to have a deep relationship that doesn't always stay the same." --Barbara Hershey "Ideally, couples need three lives; one for him, one for her, and one for them together." --Jacqueline Bisset "One thing you will probably remember well is anytime you forgive and forget." --Franklin P. Jones "Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything." --Katherine Hepburn "To touch the soul of another human being is to walk on holy ground." --Stephen R.Covey |