Auto response from ND 4monkey: I don't know
where the hell I went!
eViL MiErDa: boring as ever... as usual
ND 4monkey: you better be there
ND 4monkey: i am only active once in a blue moon
eViL MiErDa: Yeah no shit
ND 4monkey: lol
eViL MiErDa: howve ya been whats new
ND 4monkey: same shit different day
ND 4monkey: about to head to the great white north
eViL MiErDa: s. bend?
ND 4monkey: worse
eViL MiErDa: chicago? lol
ND 4monkey: hint it was 40 below last week
eViL MiErDa: Not a good hint.. I never pay
attention to the weather or the news..?
ND 4monkey: montana
eViL MiErDa: ewe what the hell is in montana?
ND 4monkey: canadians that cross over the border?
eViL MiErDa: lol well besides that
ND 4monkey: snow
ND 4monkey: win
ND 4monkey: wind
eViL MiErDa: you can get all that here but
maybe w/o the Canadians
eViL MiErDa: Its colder then shit here today...
but then again I dunno cuz I've hibernated in the
house all day
ND 4monkey: lol
eViL MiErDa: Where are you livin now..?
ND 4monkey: California
eViL MiErDa: You shit
ND 4monkey: lol
eViL MiErDa: If you would have told me you
moved back home I wouldnt feel so bad lol
eViL MiErDa: LA?
ND 4monkey: santa maria
eViL MiErDa: sweet
ND 4monkey: where jacksons court case is
eViL MiErDa: lol hey why did jacksin go to
walmart?
eViL MiErDa: I thought this was pretty funny
when I heard this
ND 4monkey: why?
eViL MiErDa: cuz he hears boys' pants were 1/2
off
eViL MiErDa: I laughed so hard
eViL MiErDa: heard*
ND 4monkey: lol
ND 4monkey: lol
eViL MiErDa: Its even funnier when your half
wasted...
eViL MiErDa: How was your christmas and new
years?
ND 4monkey: most things are
ND 4monkey: christmas was good
ND 4monkey: new years was relaxing
ND 4monkey: you?
eViL MiErDa: good for the most part... christmas
my mom came up and bitched me out cuz I came
home drunk from a xmas party
eViL MiErDa: new years was fun... went to a
party that was bout it
ND 4monkey: lol
eViL MiErDa: is ur sister still at nd
ND 4monkey: yeah
eViL MiErDa: she likin it?
ND 4monkey: yeah
eViL MiErDa: when ya comin out for a visit?
ND 4monkey: soon as i can
eViL MiErDa: that'll be never lol
ND 4monkey: hopefully for a game next year
eViL MiErDa: that'll be cool... u should come to
the nevy game if they're playin this yr
ND 4monkey: prehaps
eViL MiErDa: well if u come up... we'll have to
go for a drink or somethin
eViL MiErDa: cuz yanno ya cant forget the lil
people in s. bend lol
ND 4monkey: lol
ND 4monkey: Oh no, I�m not doubting the
sovereignty of some chick laying in a bed in some
tower. Not at all. I can buy vested power. What
I�m calling in to question is this whole �kiss� thing.
Doesn�t it strike you as odd if a little kiss will
wake this girl up yet it has to be a SPECIAL kiss?
That�s awfully convenient. That�s like a girl saying
she doesn�t think of you �in that way�. It�s a cop
out for her to choose whoever blows her vestment
up. How do you know she isn�t up there letting any
knight with a horse and a set of brass to come into
the castle and lay one on her? And by some
stretch, let�s just say she is asleep. Conked out by
that spell. What�s to stop some knight of loose
morals and ethics from seriously goosing her while
she�s asleep? All I know is in a couple of years,
Prince Charming better not assume little Billy is
taking the throne carrying on HIS blood line.
eViL MiErDa: LMAO!
ND 4monkey: figured yould like it
eViL MiErDa: dude my mom says hi lol
eViL MiErDa: mrs torance
ND 4monkey: married?
ND 4monkey: tell her congrats
ND 4monkey: guy from scotland?
eViL MiErDa: lol
eViL MiErDa: hell no
eViL MiErDa: that must have been the stupidest
thing she ever did
eViL MiErDa: she was talkin bout the shining
thing
ND 4monkey: huh?
eViL MiErDa: I dunno... remember when you
guys used to do the shining thing with your finger
and go "Mrs. Torance" at cafe.. I dunno she just
told me to say it lol
ND 4monkey: yes i do
ND 4monkey: how is she?
eViL MiErDa: doin good... missin home
ND 4monkey: where is she?
eViL MiErDa: Texas
ND 4monkey: y?
eViL MiErDa: She moved down there last Aug
ND 4monkey: with your sis?
ND 4monkey: es
eViL MiErDa: yep
eViL MiErDa: Hey... Im headin out... nice talkin
to ya! Hopefully we'll talk soon... give me a call
sometime if you want... my cell phone...
574-383-2049 cyaaaaa
Auto response from ND 4monkey: It's a relief to
know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.
The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and
also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or
Americans.
The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of
sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than
the British or Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
