Gordon is back in black for Tuesday,
and we couldn't be happier that he's here!
So, we're writing you this crypt
To make you a happy clam
floating through the ocean current
so free and full of life
and yet so dead and grey - 
crawling with worms & rodents
infested with disease
or runover by a minivan
or killed off by the Freeze
The white mounds of death
That chill you to the bone
Like the Nestea cool snowman skeleton dude.