I’d like to set sail

And skim the waves

With billowing canvass

Sending me far, far away

Into the deep white mounds of

DEATH PILE.

Piling like the homework

before Thanksgiving

I went to South Carolina for a four

day trip. While gazing at the vineyard

lights, I though

therefore I am

Lights, distraught

like a yam

Yam. I yam what I yam.

Smile! It’s the second best thing to do with your lips.

lip workouts

The most underrated form of exercise!

Dark have been my dreams of late

you suck, get drunk, drive away,

Park the truck, Clean House, Clean Shop,

use your hair as a mop. Look out kid,

you’re gonna get hit.