I’m starting this crypt

But I feel kind of gypped

Because of Al who has flipped

Me the birdie and ripped

Me for missing the last meeting.

Nevertheless I have had the privilege

of seeing Chris Beck fall from a tree

and the leaf of the pavement.

The duck gobbled it down

and quacked its indigence

Life is so lospicious.

It’s just apples to oranges!

Apples and oranges that crave killing

Those poor bears climbing in the trees.

get back across the border!

stupid mexicans.

Hey, did you hear about that guy who

got eaten by a tree?

Yeah. Sucks for him.

And all of You who write us

bad, meaningless poetry

is the staple of spec – just kidding

holy strawberries, batman!

we’re in a bit of a jam