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They're for the most part in order by type of animal, some are out of place but I'm too lazy to move everything around |
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Cow's aren't into the four food groups thing, probably because they're two of them ~Anthony Clark |
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It often happens that a man is more humanly related to a cat or dog than to any human ~ Henry David Thoreau |
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese ~ Unknown |
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God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. ~ Jacques Deval |
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It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens ~ Cynthia E. Varnado |
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If cats could talk, they wouldn't. ~ Nan Porter |
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The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it ~ Doug Larson |
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As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat ~ Ellen Perry Berkeley |
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No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of tape can ever completely remove his fur from your couch ~ Leo Dworken |
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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. ~ Terry Pratchett |
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Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. ~ Colette |
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Dogs are miracles with paws ~ Unknown |
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Man is a dog's idea of what God should be ~ Holbrook Jackson |
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One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why. ~ Unknown |
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My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog alreayd thinks I am ~ Unknown |
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The more I see of man, the more I like dogs. ~ Mme. de Stael |
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Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives. ~ Sue Murphy |
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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. ~ Ogden Nash |
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person ~ Andy Rooney |
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The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor ~ Margo Kaufman |
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