Royal Rumble Match
Hurricane comes in with cross body blocks on just about everybody. Morgan catches him and tosses him off his shoulders all the way to the floor. Impressive. Morgan almost throws Hardy out. It was close, but he hangs on. #11 is Booker T., who JR notes is a favorite. Steiner goes at him, changing blows. There’s seven in the ring now. Booker gets a scissors kick on Orton. Morgan chops down Benoit. Booker gets a big kick to the jaw of Steiner. #12 is Kane. I think he’s gonna be tossing a bunch. Steiner just got eliminated although we never saw it. Replay shows that it was Booker. Kane gets a chokeslam on Benoit. Morgan’s powerbomb on Kane is reversed to a backdrop. Chokeslam on Morgan. Sidewalk slam on Hardy. Rhyno’s gore is blocked with a big kick. RKO by Orton is reversed to a chokeslam by Orton. Kane has killed everybody. #13 sounds and it’s the Undertaker’s music. Booker goes up from behind Kane, eliminating him by tossing him out. #13 is really Spike Dudley. Kane chokeslams him on the steel ramp way before Spike could ever come down. No sign of Undertaker. Benoit tries to throw Hardy out. There’s six in the ring now, trying to throw eachother and Spike’s in the aisle, still technically in the match. #14 is Rikishi. Rhyno charges at Benoit, who sends Rhyno out over the top with a backdrop. Rhyno is out. Stinkface on Matt Morgan.
The six in the ring now are Benoit, Orton, Hardy, Booker, Morgan and Rikishi. Spike Dudley should be in too, but he’s not even on the ramp anymore. Not much going on. They’re just trying to toss eachother out. #15 is Rene Dupree. Hardy goes for a Twist of Fate, but it’s reversed. Dupree suplexes Hardy on the top rope and knocks out Hardy.
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December 14, 2003 ~ Armageddon Results
The events leading to "Eric Bischoff's Battle Of The Sexes" was shown.
Chris Jericho & Christian vs. Lita & Trish Stratus. Lita made her usual entrance, but Trish had a hard look on her face when she came to the ring. Jericho tried to talk to Trish, who slapped him to start the match. Trish slapped repeatedly at Jericho, who picked her up, spanked her, and told her to "calm down". Trish kicked Jericho and hit a headscissors out of the corner, then a dropkick. Jericho dodged a second dropkick, and tagged Christian. Christian shoved Trish down in her own corner, and called for Lita. Lita tagged in, and Christian grabbed her by the wrist. Lita headbutted Christian in the mouth, then ran around the ring, with Christian in pursuit, catching him with kicks as they got back in the ring. Lita dodged a charging Christian and hit a one legged monkey flip and a headscissors takedown for a two count. Jericho hit Lita in the back of the head from the apron. Christian slammed Lita, and Jericho tagged in. Jericho slammed her, then stood on her hair while pulling up on her arms. Jericho went for a powerbomb, but Lita turned it into a rana for two. Jericho elbowed Lita down, and tagged in Christian. Christian ripped off Lita's shirt, leaving her in her sports bra. Christian taunted Lita with the top, but Lita kicked Christian in the nads. Lita made the hot tag to Trish, who hit a series of forearms on Christian and a kick to the side of the head. Christian tossed off a Stratusfaction attempt, but Lita dodged a charge and Christian fell through the ropes tot he floor. Jericho went to the top rope, but Lita crotched him. Trish went for her handstand headscissors, but Jericho tossed it off. Christian covered Trish, but pulled her up at two. Christian went for a clothesline, but Trish matrixed under it and Christian collided with Jericho. Christian clotheslined Trish, but Lita hit Christian with a rana. Jericho pulled Lita from the ring to the floor. Jericho got in the ring, pulled Trish to her feet, and was saying something to her. However, Christian rolled up Trish from behind and got the pin at the seven minute mark. Winners: Chris Jericho & Christian.
Post-match, Christian was celebrating and smiling, while Jericho and Trish just stared at each other as Jericho walked away.
Maven came out for his match with Matt Hardy, but Batista and Ric Flair were still in the ring. Matt Hardy then came out, and the two started fighting on the ramp, while Batista and Flair were still in the ring. Hardy gave Maven a Hot Shot on the security wall, then tossed him into the ring. Batista hit Maven with two clotheslines and tossed him into the corner. Batista kneed Maven in the gut and then powerbombed him. Flair encouraged Batista to do it again, and Batista hit a sit-down powerbomb on Maven. A trainer came to the ring to check on Maven. Batista and Flair finally left. Matt Hardy entered the ring, while the referees and trainer were checking on Maven. One referee told Lilian Garcia to announce that Matt Hardy vs. Maven would not take place, since Maven was in no condition to wrestle.
Hardy, annoyed, splashed Maven and counted his own pinfall on him. Hardy then grabbed the microphone and announced himself the winner. Jerry Lawler pointed out that Hardy was referee, ring announcer, and winner of his "match". Jim Ross said that it was not an official match.
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November 16, 2003 ~ Survivor Series Results
Jerry Lawler and Jim Ross then joined the broadcast (Tazz and Michael Cole had done the Heat match and the opener) for the next match, Lita challenging Molly Holly for the Women's Title.
They traded reversals early, and Lita hit a monkey flip and then dragged Molly to the floor. Lita slammed Molly headfirst into the ring apron, then rolled her into the ring for a two count. Lits suplexed Molly and kipped up, but Molly caught a leapfrog attempt in the corner and tossed her over the top rope to the floor. Molly rammed Lita back first into the security wall. Molly rolled Lita back in for two, then hit a neckbreaker for another near fall. Molly applied a rear chinlock, and then a Dragon Sleeper, but Lita escaped with kicks. Molly hit a double handspring into an elbow in the corner, but Lita battled back with kicks. Lita pulled herself onto the top rope and hit a flying bodypress for a two count. Lita hit a clothesline in the corner and pounded Molly. Lita got a two count with a cradle, but Molly came back with a sideslam for two. Molly rammed Lita into the mat, and was trash talking her in the corner, but Lita walked out of the corner with a powerbomb for two. Both were slow to get up, and they traded blows, with Lita then hitting a sloppy and awkward Russian legsweep. Lita missed the moonsault, and Molly went to the top and hit the Molly Go Round for a two count. Molly complained to the referee about the count, then ripped off a middle turnbuckle cover. Lita rolled up Molly from behind for a two count. Molly then tripped Lita into the exposed metal turnbuckle with a drop toe hold, and Lita hit it head first. Molly got the pin at the seven minute mark to retain the title.
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October 19, 2003 ~ No Mercy Results
Zach Gowen vs Matt Hardy is up next. Gowen is first to the ring, followed by Hardy. Matt takes early advantage of the match by slapping Gowen around, before Gowen returns a few slaps of his own.
Matt gives Gowen a body slam and then goes to the top rope for a moonsault, but Gowen is able to move out of the way. Zach gave Matt Hardy a drop kick to knock him out of the ring and then Zach used the top rope as a springboard to jump on Hardy on the outside of the ring to knock him down.
Matt hits Gowen with the cross body and then gets a near pinfall with a 2 count. Matt then hits the side effect, but once again Gowen is able to kick out. Gowen was able to recover and goes to the top rope, but is met by Matt before he could muster any offense. Matt then went for a back suplex from the top rope but Zach Gowen fought back and then he jumped on Matt Hardy with the moonsault and a pin for a three count to get the win.
Winner: Zach Gowen
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July 27, 2003 ~ Vengeance Results
1st Annual APA Barroom Brawl
The Basham Brothers, FBI, The Easter Bunny, Matt Hardy, Brother Love, Doing the Clown, Sean O’Haire, APA, Kanyon, Brooklyn Brawler
Bradshaw picks up the microphone and says that there are no rules. He says the man who drinks the most wins and they are going to learn a lesson tonight. Brother Love interrupts him and says that they are going to have a Benediction first and for everyone to close their eyes. He says to APA just because he loves them doesn’t mean he likes them.
Love tells APA that they have blown it and to shut up, shut their eyes, and show love to their fellow man. He says they are turn beer into blood and goes into a very cheesy routine. He hits APA with a chair and the bell rings for the brawl to begin.
Fighting is everywhere, we see the Brooklyn Brawler attacking Doink and others getting beat up.
It looks like Kanyon is in trouble, but it is Sean O’Haire on the bar breaking a pool cue over the heads of Bradshaw and Faarooq. Brother Love breaks a vase over O’Haire’s head, as The Easter Bunny is in trouble with Bradshaw. Brooklyn Brawler connects with a bar tray over the head of Bradshaw.
The crowd chants Hardy as he chugs some beer then goes for an attack on one of the Bashams and Kanyon. Funaki is drunk and falls on his own. Bradshaw and Faarooq are standing, but so is Brother Love. He is taken out and Bradshaw is declared the winner.
Winner: Bradshaw
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