<BGSOUND SRC="enjoytheshowkramer.wav"> About Me
About Me
Hi and Welcome!

My name actually is not Cosmo (fooled ya, didn't I?).
Actually it's Brett.  I come from a fairly clean-cut Midwestern background; born in Madison, Wisconsin, then grew up in a suburb of Chicago. 

I recently moved (Jan '04) to Upstate New York -- near Bath/Canandaigua. I moved from Burgaw, North Carolina -- about 25 miles from the beautiful, sunny Crystal Coast. People ask me ALL the time why the heck I moved up here. Honestly--after 9 years in the South, I missed having some real Snow around! Well I am getting my wish this winter (ha, ha). Seriously folks...isn't it about ready to be springtime or what???

Some would say that I've led a 'sheltered' life, yet on the contrary it's been far from it.

At any rate, at my wise old age of 34, I've decided that talk is cheap, so if there is a saying, phrase, or proverb out there to express some of life's mysteries, then why blubber on?

With that in mind...Yada Yada Yada...

...this webpage is devoted to succinctly expressing life's finer moments in a comical and <hopefully> understandable way.

The Kramerica theme comes from Seinfeld, which is one of my all-time favorite shows.  I love how Kramer is strikingly different from everyone else, yet he manages to exist just like the rest of us. 

Some people tell me that show is stupid because it has nothing to do with reality.

I disagree.  There are plenty of folks out there who are just like the Seinfeld gang in many ways.  Especially George!

Anyway--  hope you enjoy the links!
Portrait of Cosmo Kramer
Founder of Kramerica Industries
Play the Seinfeld theme song!
Recent Episode: The Trip (RealPlayer)
Seinfeld Pages on Geocities!
Seinfeld Quotes
Seinfeld Wavs, Videos by Sony
Yahoo! Greetings
My Info:
Name: Cosmo
Email: [email protected]
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