KRISTA MUNN
28
COUGAR MAMA
PET GROOMER
FREDERICTON, NB
""Les Mosquites mange ma tete!"
BOTTLE OF BUD
Krista's Biography
If Bud is the King of Beer than Krista is surely his Queen. While its true that every party has a party pooper that is not why we invited her. While she is not overly fond of "skeeny deeping," she is always ready for a good time and can liven up any gathering faster than you can say "Un deux trois tequilla!"
Krista works at a Pet Groomer's where she is renouned for her kindness to animals and her torment of fellow human-beings. But as they say, turn-about is fair play and when she gets home she is put through the paces by her babies. Proud mama to two cats (Little Hussy and Ferguson), a dog named Scampy and her number one son, Survivor tot Kael.
While some might call her a single mother, Krista prefers the term "Cougar Mama". She'll only come out at night, a lean and hungry type. Nothing is new, I've seen her here before. She's watching and waiting;
Ooh, she's sittin' with you but her eyes are on the door. Oh-oh, here she comes. Watch out boy she'll chew you up. Oh-oh, here she comes, she's a maneater
This will be Krista's fifth Survivor Weekend and her presence will guarantee that it is indeed a "Super-party".
|