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Biography
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  JEFF MERCER
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MARRIED AND CUDDLY
MASTER LIBRARIAN
VARIOUS
 "SURE, I'LL HAVE A CIGAR, JUST DON'T TELL TAMMY."
 TAMMY
Jeff's Biography
Like many Army Brats, Jeff has been around. While he lives in Halifax now, he's lived everywhere, including Germany. There, he developed his love for all things German, which is known as "Fahrvegnugen". Just don't memtion the war.
Jeff has a Master's degree in Library sciences. But that sounds too boring, so I'm going to jazz it up a little. Jeff is a level 12 Library Master, which, along with Moss Man, holds the distinction of being the lamest "Master of the Universe." Fighting overdue borrowers and cleaning up after the Breakfast Club with his trusty servant, Jani-tor, he rules the library with his Mistress of the Universe, the ultra-powerful Tammy.
Jackie has described Jeff as "The Anti-Ben." They have many common traits; they're both about the same shape and size, they both have goatees, and they're both self-admitted geeks. But where Ben is, well, a withdrawn little Ass Pussy, Jeff is more outgoing and willing to cuddle. Last year was his first Survivor Weekend, and he survived quite well' by doing the complete opposite of Ben.
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