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Biography
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  LITTLE JEANNIE
 YOUNG'UN
ODDLY ENOUGH, DATING BALONEY
TEACHER TO BE
FREDERICTON, NB
 "With all the selection of burgers you have, it's odd that there's no veggie burgers."
 VEGGIE BURGERS
Jeannie's Biography
Jeannie comes to her first Survivor Weekend surrounded by friends and lovers. By which we mean she's Cynthia's friend and Tony Baloney's girlfriend. And while she is a practicing Wiccan, she's not the only witch at Survivor Weekend. There's always Heather, and while we're not sure if two is enough to make a coven, at least she'll have company. But again, no burning the real witches, kids. That's so 18th century.
Unlike any Survivor Weekend participant before her, Jeannie is a vegetarian. She has faced ridicule in the past for bringing veggie burgers to Andre's BBQs, because, as he is fond of reminding her, you don't bring a knife to a gun fight. We're not sure how Dorice is going to handle this, or what she'll eat at the turkey dinner. But it'll probably go something like, "You don't eat meat? That's OK, bebe, I made some ham."
In theory, since she's working towards her education degree, Jeannie must be one smart cookie. The fact that she's dating Baloney, however, leads some to believe this may not be the case. But love is blind, and oh little Jeannie, you got so much love, little Jeannie.
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