TAMMY MERCER
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BOUGHT AND PAID FOR
HUMAN WRANGLER
VARIOUS
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"I might be able
to handle Garth Brooks once, but if this is a repeat cd
I'm gonna have to drink way more than I intended" |
COFFEE, COFFEE AND MORE COFFEE
Tammy's Biography
Tammy lives in Halifax with her hubby
Jeff and Dewey their orange wonder kitty. Tammy is one of
this year's survivor virgins. Actually, Tammy and Jeff are
habitually late and believe they are "right on time" for
Survivor - Year 1. She has known Andre for longer than most
of the Survivor contestants have, as she was his neighbour back
in the day when they were both Army Brats in Cornwallis, NS.
She has seen Andre in his most stylin' of white Don Johnson
suits, complete with leather tie. Tammy is the self-proclaimed
President of her friendly neighbourhood film club where she and
some local haligonians get culture by watching films such as 'Cannibal
the Musical', 'Yojimbo'
and 'Mr. Death:
The Rise and Fall of Fred A. Leuchter Jr.'
Tammy's dream is to be crowned omnipotent lord queen of the known
universe and surrounds herself with highly intellectual people
in hopes that will bring her closer to her goal. Her survivor
strategy is to convince the other contestants they can drink
more due to the change in altitude and that they will all fall
prey to the porcelain gods.
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