Biography 
 

"PLEASE DON"T CRAP IN MY KAYAK!"

Robert's Biography

Originally from Fredericton, born and raised, Robert is usually off visiting his dad, who currently resides in Shediac, or running away somewhere with Robyn. He is proud uncle to one niece Madison, one nephew Mathew, and proud papa to two kayaks. Robert's hobbies include eating, kayaking, eating, hammocking, eating, posing for Robyn's pictures, and eating. We're not sure what a technical architect is, but whatever they are, he's their chief.

Robert's philosophy in life is simple: One should make the weekends as long as possible. Here is a day in the life of Robert's weekends: get up at o'dark 30, have breakfast #1, paddle, have breakfast #2, snooze, eat lunch #1, talk about doing something, eat Lunch #2, snooze... In many ways, he's like a hobbit, but much older.

In fairness, the next paragraph has been provided by his kayaking partner, the lovely Robyn. ""Robert is completely in love with Robyn Brown, because she is awesomely great, and why wouldn't she be. Oh wait sorry this is supposed to be about him not her. Well really what is he without her..." This will be Robert's third Survivor Weekend, if he manages to wake up in time to get there. His birthday is December 13, 1963, a lucky day in Robyn's books.