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BEN STEEVES 30 MARRIED PROGRAMMER / ANALYST / GO TO COMPUTER GUY
FREDERICTON, NB
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"I AM SO 'NOT' THE ASS
PUSSY!" | PALM PILOT
Ben's Biography Raised by nuns on a remote
island in the Atlantic, Ben has made up for his upbringing by
living in sin most of his adult life. A self-professed ladies'
man, the only woman we've ever known him to be with is his
wife, Jackie.
That's right, girls, he's taken for good now, so hands off.
Ben is our resident computer geek. Hell, he's just our
resident geek. All of you who have completely backed up your
CD collections on computer, after labelling them by genre and
calculating their estimated worth, raise your hands. See Ben,
It's just you. As a result, he often misses out on the fun to
do his computer work (ie, download porn). In the past,
however, we have documented proof of Ben having fun at our
Tropical Party. There, he belted out a mean karaoke solo of
A-Ha's "Take On Me" in front of several witnesses. We feel
he's more fun sans-goatee, kind of like good Kirk / Evil Kirk.
Again, as our resident geek, Ben will know what that means.
In spite of his recent fun, Ben remains the Ass Pussy. The
scene; Canada Day, 2001. Naked summer begins for everyone but
Ben. Jackie calls him a "big-assed pussy." Ben misunderstands
and asks, "Huh? What's an 'Ass Pussy'?" Jackie replies, "You
are, Ass Pussy." The rest is history.
Ben's birthday is March 18, 1975, though he'd never tell
you. Don't be an Ass Pussy; get him something nice
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