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dorzia Posts: 448 (5/10/04 7:30 am)	hey yo...... ..... walks from the crowd straight into the ring of the off topic section..."you want a war? you got one!", and today, i will be joined by some "big" suprise guests on this thread............ on our way to 600 posts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nBo-where it all gets out of hand... again!
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 356 (5/10/04 8:02 am)	Re: hey yo...... Wait a second, something isn't quite right here... <yanks a jobber into the ring. Botch powerbombs him in the centre of the ring. Blades obviously for no real reason. Smokes a fat cigar and chugs JD from the bottle. Phones for pizza in the ring, and calls out two big, fat nBo hos to the centre of the ring> There, t'aint so vanilla 'round here no more. C'mon in brothas, the water's fine. nBo - your post or the ring post, we don't care... we ain't sellin' it Enjoy yo self!
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 124 (5/10/04 8:07 am)	I was thinking nBo invasion but hey yo...... will work. I may not be the right guy to say this but I'll say it anyways. "This is where the Off-Topic threads play huh? Well we're not here to play. We're never off topic and always in character even when we are not." And remember, I may not always be right but I'm never wrong. nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
dorzia Posts: 449 (5/10/04 8:47 am)	...... oh yes, by the time botch at the beach rolls around we may just be headin for 1000 posts, and not even vince mcmahon himself can stop us!!!! As of right now, I invite any and all factions to join our foolishness as we vent our immaturity on our new network! just know that our powers of no selling, half assed work rate, intoxication, self glorifying, spot protecting, talent squashing, push denying, back stage politicing, belt hogging, ego stroking, are more powerful now than you can possibly imagine! nBo- we're just gettin started bitches!
HitmanMark Posts: 288 (5/10/04 9:17 am)	GAH! DAMN! See, I was gonna stay loyal to the Wrestlecrap part of the board! Then what happens?!? DSR puts me in the Sharpshooter, and RD tells them to ring the bell! I WAS SCREWED! Oh, and let me guess...at Botch at the Beach, you guys are gonna roll out a "mystery partner", who just happens to be a popular guy around this part of the board...
dorzia Posts: 451 (5/10/04 9:35 am)	..... that's ok hitman mark, we'll be sure to bring you in for a huge push, only to avoid the big money matchup between you and double d. we can't have you just roll in here and make our champ look bad can we?
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 126 (5/10/04 9:52 am)	. Here's an open challenge to any cruiserjobbers..I mean cruiserweights out there. I'll put my nBo Cruiserweight Title on the line in a squash..I mean regular match. After no selling some weak offense, I'll give you my patented Ronco Buster and then the 8Syxx-Factor to finish you off. I have an all you can eat buffet down there. 8Syxx lacky: Down where? Down here!!! (gives crotch chop) nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
Handstand Brando Member Posts: 125 (5/10/04 10:03 am)	Re: . looks on from the rafters
nWoDave Posts: 36 (5/10/04 10:57 am)	nbo guess i'll have to deliver the booze and hos to a new place. nBo- the message board version of a Delorean. High priced, legendary, ahead of its time, loved by many, innovative, and doesn't sell.
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 343 (5/10/04 12:41 pm)	Re: nbo DSR comes out in a wheelchair. HitmanMark is standing in the ring, gloating about putting DSR out of action. DSR hops out of the wheelchair, and prances around retardedly. DSR: "Don't hunt what you can't kill, HMark!" Quote:* nBo- the message board version of a Delorean. High priced, legendary, ahead of its time, loved by many, innovative, and doesn't sell. ...and don't forget, full of drugs. nBo-We got the "F" out. Edited by: Dancing Stevie Richards at: 5/10/04 12:43 pm
Lazulu73 Member Posts: 58 (5/10/04 12:57 pm)	Re: nbo Walks from backstage with mic in hand, points at Dorzia WHOA WHOA WHOA, You must not realize where you are, son! This is Lazulu Country! This is the Off Topic Section! This is the home of the -WHOOO- Donkey little pause by gawd Men! does little strutspits as he talks You think your antics are new? I was no sellin, bladin for no reason, and doin silly faceplants when you were in diapers! whips double breasted suit coat to the ground To be the man you gotta beat the man! WHOO! And I am the man! {Lackey comes and whispers in Lazulu's ear} [to Lackey] What do you mean I am not booker anymore? WHO is suing me? [To Dorzia] I will get back to you, boy! Might not be for a year and a half and your run will be stale but -WHOOO- it will be one hell of a night in Greenville!
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 358 (5/10/04 12:58 pm)	Re: nbo oh mah gahd, business just picked up - DSR in tha house, Wolfpac stylee! That's what we've needed all along - random appearances from nBo members, just to prove that we're too expensive for the board to afford all at once anymore. Like Savage with late-period WCW, I can see DSR popping up when least expected, rapping on the $lim-tron and shilling for $lim Jims. nBo - holla for dollas! Enjoy yo self!
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 345 (5/10/04 1:04 pm)	I'm Back Quote: "DSR popping up when least expected, rapping on the $lim-tron " Be a man, HMark! C'mon don't be scurred, you're runnin' from Stevie that's what I heard.
dorzia Posts: 452 (5/10/04 1:20 pm)	..... lazulu, you better realize that the nBo is the only reason anyone is coming to the off topic network, and as long as we keep telling our selves that, we will feel that we deserve to be in every main event, to keep our posts bumped to the top, blades and to keep recycling the same catch phrases, slogans, angles, and anything else we can get our damn hands on and take credit for!
toomiguci Member Posts: 587 (5/10/04 2:13 pm)	Re: ..... Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Don't force me. Don't force me to do it. The nBo must stop & it must stop NOW!!! For you see, Toomiguci is here & Toomiguci has some friends in small places, big places, all places...& I am not afraid to bring them out of the woodworks. Because I will..oh yes, I will. The Toomiguci Army stands tall & proud to bring Wrestlecrap back....to normal.
nWoDave Posts: 38 (5/10/04 2:21 pm)	nbo lazulu, i don't think u realize we MADE this message board. the nBo took this place from 5 post threads to an archived MAIN EVENT thread. Laptop computer- $1500 broadband- $35 a month Taking part in such a ridiculous thread/concept that will probably reach 600 posts- PRICELESS
toomiguci Member Posts: 588 (5/10/04 2:36 pm)	The Toomiguci Army is HERE!!!!!!!!! That's it...you forced my hand by one little post. We have ARRIVED!!!!!!!!!! The Toomiguci Army is proud to present it's elite members below: cue music Edited by: toomiguci at: 5/10/04 2:44 pm
Latino Meat Member Posts: 186 (5/10/04 2:45 pm)	Re: The Toomiguci Army is HERE!!!!!!!!! Olsen Twins = 1 MORE YEAR!!! ahem. I don't kno about this nbo thing, homes... i had thought we already put you out. I guess it's time for the Latino Meat to come back and take you back down again, ese. prepare to see the rebirth of the latino bored order... arriba la raza~!
dorzia Posts: 454 (5/10/04 2:53 pm)	..... i challenge william hung to a retirement match. I knew there was a way that I could make sure to never see this guy again! But of course, as with every episode of nBo nitraw, the match will end up a schmozz when just as I am preparing to crush hung's skull with a full keg of beer, the newly reformed LbO will run in and beat my ass like a pinata. Oh yes, the band is truly back together.
Latino Meat Member Posts: 188 (5/10/04 3:02 pm)	Re: ..... The SUPER TEAM of Latino Meat and William Hung shall take care of the n b o , ese vato!
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 32 (5/10/04 3:57 pm)	Re: .....nBo/NPO Adam Bomb is in the house(walks down the ramp wearing a nBo/NPO jersey).The Nightmare is back and worse than ever and oh you didn't know Adam Bomb and Dancing Stevie Richards are the New Page Outlawz and we and the New Board Order are here to take over the board. nBo middle aged,enraged,and overpaid. New Page Outlawz 4 Life
dorzia Posts: 456 (5/10/04 4:05 pm)	..... if i know my man double d, than i know that he will hook the npo up with a tag match against the olson twins! now i will give you guys permission to work that match extra stiff!
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 33 (5/10/04 4:08 pm)	Re: ..... That sounds just TOO SWEEEEEET! nBo/NPO The invasion has just begun
HitmanDX Posts: 142 (5/10/04 5:42 pm)	Re: ..... We may finally get to see them go buckwild. nBo- paid, laid, and squashing jobbers since March 2004. The Hitman has spoken.
HitmanMark Posts: 292 (5/10/04 6:23 pm)	So...we've arrived... <Stands in the ring, staring down DSR> I know you're not injured, Stevie; I know you nBo guys better than anyone else on this board. And I know that you were in on the Man-Tree-All Screwjob. You and Adam Bomb, oh yes, I know. And don't think I won't get my revenge. So, there's only one way to solve all this, once...and for all. I'm calling for this...HitmanMark...versus Dancin' Stevie Richards...at the next WCF Pay Per View, Stiff Stampede...IN A NO-SELL IN A CELL MATCH! And I will prove, once again, that I am THE BEST THERE IS, WAS, AND EVER DAMN WILL BE!!! And then, we'll get talkin' about a HMark/DoubleD showdown.
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 346 (5/10/04 9:12 pm)	Re: So...we've arrived... ...uh, I just got back from talking with the booker man, and he agrees that you don't draw enough heat. I'm using my creative control to have a fast count that isn't fast enough, and then I'll job to you. But the controversy will cause JJ Dillon to strip you of the title you just won. And then I'll blade for no reason. HAHA! nBo-Steve Borden would tell us to "stick it"
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 360 (5/11/04 2:46 am)	Crimson Mask Listen up, and listen good - I'm blading right now to emphasise my point. There will be no goddam B-team induction to the nBo - anyone wanting to get into this E-leet group will have to do something really impressive: Chug a quart of cheap whisky, vomit backstage, and then win a one minute handicap squash Commandeer a limo and fill it with Cheeze Whizz No sell the competitions' posts till they cry, and then no sell some more nBo - the only thing that's for sure about nBo Steve Borden, is nothing's for sure Enjoy yo self!
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 132 (5/11/04 5:59 am)	the following.... (the following announcement has been paid for by the new Board order) 8Syxx: I'm sick and tired of all these craptacular stables thinking they can compete with the nBo. There was the lBo and the 4 Boardsmen but where are they now? Now we have this toomiguci fella and his stable. Since I can't hang Hung tonight, and the Olsen's are all tied up (or maybe they are straped down) , I challenge "Weird Al" to a First Blood Match. After I make you bleed, I'll blade myself for no reason whatsoever. 3 things in life that are guaranteed: life, death, and guaranteed nBo contracts (the preceeding announcement has been paid for by the nBo) nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
toomiguci Member Posts: 589 (5/11/04 6:59 am)	Re: the following.... The Wiggles from the Toomiguci Army challenge any, & I mean ANY, Four of you to a Whoresgame Match @ the Toomiguci-brand pay per view, We Have No Soul to Sell Out. And Bluntman & Chronic challenge any tag team to a New Jersey Drug Deal Street Fight. Who dares accept their challenge? Wiggles drive around the board in their Big, Red Car until the challenge is accepted Edited by: toomiguci at: 5/11/04 7:10 am
HitmanMark Posts: 295 (5/11/04 7:28 am)	Day of the PPV <Stiff Stampede: DSR and HMark go at it in the confines of a steel cage. By now, both men have bladed their foreheads, arms, legs, and just about every other place where they could possibly have exposed skin.> Announcer: BAH GAWD! DSR HITS HIS FINISHER, HERE'S THE COUNT! 1... ... 2... ... ... ... ... ...3 Announcer: BAH GAWD, THIS IS HENIOUS! A FAST COUNT, FAST COUNT, FAST COUNT, CANDY, CANDY, CANDY, DAMN HIM!!!
Big M Posts: 63 (5/11/04 7:44 am)	Re: the following.... *Quote:* 8Syxx: I'm sick and tired of all these craptacular stables thinking they can compete with the nBo. There was the lBo and the 4 Boardsmen but where are they now? Now we have this toomiguci fella and his stable. Big M splaches ThePhantom86 suddenly from the rafters in a crezy bump......... The n.B.o try to gang on him but he stiff-splach them all with his 300+ pounds.....however dorzia manages to escape unharmed...... Big M : " Well ..well..Phantom86 ( yes he goes as far as calling 8Syxx by his real name...) you forgot to mention the most important stable in the war againest the n.B.o....it's the o.B.n (one boarder nation) ..and it consists of one person only ...........ME..Big M.........." He then splaches ThePhantom86 again and leave him as a bloody mess........ Edited by: Big M at: 5/11/04 8:05 am
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 134 (5/11/04 8:23 am)	Re: the following.... 8Syxx: First I get carded by every Clerk (yes that movie rules) when I buy beer then I get splashed by this Fat Bastard. Now I'm going to have to tape my ribs like DDP for two years. Where is the nBo's Virgil so he can take the punishment for me? I tried to no-sell the splash but there were two many jelly rolls on his fat body. And how dare you break kayfabe by calling me by my real name. I need some beer and hookers since I'm in the hospital now. nBo, squash this punk. nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
Big M Posts: 64 (5/11/04 8:34 am)	Re: the following.... *Quote:* 8Syxx: First I get carded by every Clerk (yes that movie rules) when I buy beer then I get splashed by this Fat Bastard. Now I'm going to have to tape my ribs like DDP for two years. Where is the nBo's Virgil so he can take the punishment for me? I tried to no-sell the splash but there were two many jelly rolls on his fat body. And how dare you break kayfabe by calling me by my real name. I need some beer and hookers since I'm in the hospital now. nBo, squash this punk. Big M : Niahahahahahahah....
Big M Posts: 65 (5/11/04 9:25 am)	Re: the following.... The camera takes us to the hospital where ThePhantom86 is having tratement .......A doctor with a white coat enter the room .....The announcers notice that the doctor is pretty big........ WAITE AMINUTE HE IS NOT A DOCTOR AT ALL ...THAT'S Big M.......Big M....... ThePhantom86 screams in fear.......Big M splaches him through the hospital bed breaking it.... The n.B.o rush to the room accomponied by hospital security.... but Big M is no where to be found.....
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 135 (5/11/04 9:42 am)	Re: Re: the following.... 8Syxx: Where are my nBo brothers? They seem to be a day late and a dollar short when I get attack by this cornhole. nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1550 (5/11/04 10:24 am)	Re: Re: the following.... Finally..... Double D has come back to Off Topics! First order of business: Stiff big botch boot to the face of Big M followed by a botched power bomb onto his neck THROUGH THE RING! Bah GOD, this is the most ungodly thing ever in the Off Topics Forum! Slobberknocker! Government Mule! Scolded Dog, Bah GOD! Yes siree bob: It's promo cutting time! HitmanMark! You dare challenge me...ME... to a match? Are you insane? Didn't you get screwed enough at Man-Tree-All? Yes, I was in on it. I knew about it all along. You ain't nothing but a jobber that need to be shown his place. It's at the bottom of the card. Now go pull that curtain, boy. Big M tries to crawl out of the hole in the middle of the ring. Double D throws a couple of talented luchadores at him and fires a couple of snot rockets You best stay in your hole, son. You mess with the nBo, we gonna chew you up, spit you out and sell you like a new brand of nBo chewing tobacco. Stay down or we'll put you down. Double D swaggers out of the arena, noselling the multiple injures he gave himself during the segment nBo4life - It all about us. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
toomiguci Member Posts: 591 (5/11/04 10:47 am)	Re: Re: the following.... Look at this...look at this...you all fear The Wiggles in the Whoregames Match. 20 rings covered by a huge steel cage & a Big Red Car. No where to rubn, no where to hide. They will keep singing until their challenge is met. Snootch to the m***f**' nootch. This is your old friend Chronic hear to no-sell to all of you since I am high off my ass. Now can you smoke that..... smoooookerrrrrrrr!!!! Edited by: toomiguci at: 5/11/04 10:48 am*
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1554 (5/11/04 11:06 am)	Re: Re: the following.... Man, the Odditees sure are make a ruckus. Should we send some one to check on them? "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 137 (5/11/04 12:07 pm)	Re: Re: the following.... *Quote:* Double D swaggers out of the arena, noselling the multiple injures he gave himself during the segment I nearly busted out laughing at work reading that. nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 720 (5/11/04 1:02 pm)	--- **enjoying his third consecutive retirement..lounging in h'wood after wrapping shooting on the erotic adventures of hercules and various other direct to skinemax flicks..$lim takes a well-deserved break poolside and enjoys some budweiser in the sun, but thru the magic of $TV, is able to keep tabs on his former band of brothers and their antics. Occasionally watching from the shadows; watching- and waiting....***
Big M Posts: 66 (5/11/04 2:46 pm)	Re:Re: Re: the following.... *Quote:* First order of business: Stiff big botch boot to the face of Big M followed by a botched power bomb onto his neck THROUGH THE RING! Bah GOD, this is the most ungodly thing ever in the Off Topics Forum! Slobberknocker! Government Mule! Scolded Dog, Bah GOD! *Quote:* Big M tries to crawl out of the hole in the middle of the ring. Double D throws a couple of talented luchadores at him and fires a couple of snot rockets *Quote:* Double D swaggers out of the arena, noselling the multiple injures he gave himself during the segment While Double D is swaggering out some body attacks him from behinde....... Commentator : THAT'S Big M ...........Big M.....but....but...how can he be in two places in the same time ?!?!?........ The camera zooms on the guy who just managed to get out of the hole....... Commentator : That's not Big M................that's his brother Little M !!!! They tricked Double D into thinking ho got rid of Big M then attacked him off guard....... Big M splaches Double D on the concrete floor ....he leaves him lying in pain....... Commentator : But how didn't Double D notice that he was beating a completely different person? Colour commentator : Well.....you know the n.B.o......he was too drunk to notice any thing........ Big M 4 ever....
dorzia Posts: 457 (5/11/04 2:54 pm)	..... at last, in the time honored tradition of botched invasion angles of the past, the star power of the nBo has arrived! and there are no standards and practices to hold us back from taking our topic destroying, self glorifying immaturity to dizzying (or is that just the booze?) heights! nBo- spawning off more bad immitators than reality tv.
HitmanMark Posts: 297 (5/11/04 3:56 pm)	THE BIG TIME! You know, DoubleD, for YEARS...uh, WEEKS, fans have been clamoring for us to have the big feud blowoff match! I remember while you and your boys were in the main events back at the Wrestlecrap board...yeah, I got my time in the sun, but they never gave me the chance to show that I'M the greatest champion they ever saw! Oh, sure, there was that one time we could've had that main event...but no-ooo, I wasn't high enough on the card for you! Hell, I even had to suffer the humiliation of falling to the nefarious tricks of YokoOnoZuna, only to watch you squash him in thirty seconds to take MY belt! It's what the fans want, DoubleD! ... ...oh wait. I guess that's why we're not doing it.
HitmanDX Posts: 144 (5/11/04 4:02 pm)	Re: THE BIG TIME! Looks like HitmanMark is issuing you a challenge, DoubleD. The Hitman has spoken.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1558 (5/11/04 4:41 pm)	Re: THE BIG TIME! People can challenge me all they want. If it will draw and means I have to work... Fuggedaboutid! Hold on... No sells Big M's splash on the concrete, farts loudly in Big M's direction and smashes a bottle of JD in Big M's face. Spends several minutes grinding the shards of glass in Big M's face, blades for no reason, no-sells own blading and lights Big M on fire with a combination of intestinal gas and liquor as fuel. Big M runs crying and screaming to the backstage area where worried road agents try to put him out. Where was I? Oh, yeah... you Hitmen... Am I seeing double?... You deserve to be on top, with your hard work, rabid and loyal internet fans and massive amounts of talent. But could you clear up something for me? Thanks, it's over there in the corner. rimshot If ratings go down, maybe, just maybe, I will consider a squa...I mean match. But you have to prove yourself turns around to give a vicious and stiff chairshot to little M, who is being helped to the backstage area before I even think about getting in the ring with you. Now, check yourself, before you wreck yourself. Goes out back and immedeatly has twenty people come to put ice on every part of his body nBo - we don't take guff from nobody. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
HitmanMark Posts: 298 (5/11/04 5:04 pm)	BAH GAWD! Fans, DoubleD just gave Big M the most horrible beating in the history or our WE'RE OUTTA TIME!!!
Lazulu73 Member Posts: 59 (5/11/04 5:40 pm)	Re: BAH GAWD! Walks out with the Haliburton Breifcase I left the NFL board to make it here on the best damn board ever! I think I have done quite well. I am now part of THE most elite group in the history of our great boards. The kind of group that does not put up with folks like that pathetic Dorzia. Dorzia, I have been wipin the floor with little putzes like you for years. You are NOTHIN to me! I would be appropo if I did not mention that the "nBo" is nothin but a bunch wanna-bes tryin to imitate the best faction today! Of Course, I speak of the 4 boardsmen! The 4 boardsmen represent tradition! The 4 boardsmen represent honor! The 4 boardsmen command respect! Lackey comes and whispers in his ear [to Lackey] What do you mean the champion from another board stole my wife? [To the nBo] I will be back to finish this later!! Puts 3 fingers in the air...counts them with other hand...throws one more up...leaves in a huff
dorzia Posts: 461 (5/11/04 5:45 pm)	..... see, I told you all, and you just wouldn't listen. I'm not too big to admit that we have a little respect for the wrestle crap board and it's posters. But the rules are different here in the off topic board, and you all have awoken the stiffest player in the game- double d!!!! and as far as you laz... we're outta time!!!!
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 724 (5/11/04 5:46 pm)	--- While the latest subpar match is taking place in the ring, where some of the newbies are refusing to put over the old broken down talent, the lights go dark-spooky imagery and lighting fill the arena. A jumbled vignette begins playing on the $limtron, spooky imagery and lighting fill the arena... In 13 posts..(give or take) The joke that has been beaten to death will rise again... In 13 posts...(somewhere there about) someone's coming home...
dorzia Posts: 462 (5/11/04 5:55 pm)	..... unquestionably this will make the ugh thread look like the minor leagues!!!!!!! the suspense!!!! the drama!!!! the rehashed gimmicks!!!! the pointlessness!!!!!! the swerves!!!!! the band is back together!!!!!!!!
HitmanDX Posts: 145 (5/11/04 6:11 pm)	Re: ..... BAH GAWD, it's gonna be HEINOUS!!! That's all the time we have for now. Tune in next time, same nBo time, same nBo thread! The Hitman has spoken.
dorzia Posts: 464 (5/11/04 6:19 pm)	..... i love how we have learned the mistakes that other feds have made with their programs being too long, and each episode of nBo nitraw is like 5 minutes long.
Lazulu73 Member Posts: 60 (5/11/04 6:33 pm)	Re: ..... I can see it happenin to Hitman Mark! I can see it happenin to BigM! BUT ME? NO ONE NO SELLS THE LAZSTER! Dorzia, at Botch at the Beach the question will be answered! Who's Next???? I think we know the answer don't we?
HitmanMark Posts: 299 (5/11/04 6:58 pm)	Respect the soup bones in my yard... Laz, show me some respect, son; you're looking at the father of the Four Boardsmen. <heh, I like this, we're REALLY doing this right; each nBo member has one WCF guy who they're rivals with! I can see it now! Great American Botch supercard! HMark vs. DoubleD (undoubtedly there'll be a swerve to make sure the match doesn't really happen...you'll just have to buy the NEXT PPV!), Laz. vs. dorz, endless possibilities!>
dorzia Posts: 465 (5/11/04 7:04 pm)	..... believe me... i would LOVE to destroy you and the credibility of the 4 boardsman at botch at the beach...... however, i have a few things that stand in the way..... 1. a team of lawyers who feel as though i should stay away from a violent gang of talented midcarders like yourselves 2. a garunteed title shot against double d at nBo souled no offense (betchya cant guess the finish of that one!!!) 3. a bum liver. 4. a reserved skybox full of hookers and jack daniel's in the $lim dome on the night of Botch at the beach! so, i propose that you first must face, in a handicapt match at botch at the beach..... THE NEW PAGE OUTLAWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, and if they don't squash you too hard than maybe i will face you at jobberslam! nBo
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 347 (5/11/04 7:18 pm)	Re: ..... I agree to the NPO vs. Lazulu match under this condition... When we win the match, we want a match at Slamboreeng. Not just any match...a FULL HOUSE MATCH against the Olsen Twins!!! It works like the Triple Decker cage match, but instead of pulling down a title belt at the top of the cage, we pull down... ... wait for it... ... JOHN STAMOS!!!!!! nBo-We got low workrates, low buyrates...but high PAYRATES
toomiguci Member Posts: 593 (5/11/04 8:05 pm)	Re: ..... The Olsen twins accept that challenge. But there is one problem. Due to the finacial backing given to us by our leader, we can not afford such high priced talent as John Stamos. But we can afford his brother, Eric. And Eric will not only hang down from the rope to be awarded to the victor, but he will sing his loving rendition of "Loving You" in a pre-show concert. Because, afterall, music guests singing on a pay per view=HUMUNGOUS BUYRATES!!!!!!!
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 350 (5/11/04 8:39 pm)	Stamos Do you think Eric could cover the Beach Boys' hit "Forever", instead?
toomiguci Member Posts: 595 (5/11/04 8:45 pm)	Re: Stamos I don't think we can afford 2 songs. besides, he loves ending the song on a bang when he hits that high c on "Loving you is easy cause you're beautiful. Doobe doo doo doo...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa."
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 352 (5/11/04 9:02 pm)	Re: Stamos By the way, my 350th post was incredibly stupid. Maybe I should start selling offense, so I can have 5 star-posts around here and make the fans love me again. Hmm... ... ... SWERVE!!! I'm still not selling anything!! nBo-Our workrates are lower than Rey Misterio's height!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1561 (5/12/04 2:48 am)	4 Boredsmen The nBo comes to the ring dressed as the 4 Boardsmen. "nBo! We will beat you... if we get our alzheimers medicin in the morning. POOOOOOOOOOOOOO! We represent tradition, honor, lactose intolerance and refusing to move on, around these parts. We will beat you with our walkers, before it's time for our afternoon nap. You young, hip, cool, sexy whippersnappers. We would cut some more promos on you, but we only have a few tired catchphrases and the rest home won't let us stay out too late. To the home, Boardsmen. It's mashed pea soup night! The Bored's men have choken" "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater. Edited by: DoubleDDudley at: 5/12/04 5:22 am
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 367 (5/12/04 4:45 am)	Re: 4 Boredsmen This is HitmanMork, y'all. Me, HitmanMindy, The Crappler and The Expunger, are here to say no more nBo, no more crap. Tradition is the thing. We just spoke to Verne Gagne in the back, and he said: 'Boys... gaaaah'. He ain't too verbal these days, but he sure is traditional - be that tradition overpushing your stupid-ass son, whoring your title out to whichever backwater European champ will stump up for it, or stiffing guys out of money left and right (ain't that true, Classic?). So what I propose is we take our geritol, pray for another year of crap, and set up our own outdated, crappy PPV. So, be there for the WrestleCrap Stumble - we probably won't, our bones are brittle and we are suceptible to viruses. You'd better be there, ye wee whippersnappers! Enjoy yo self!
HitmanMark Posts: 300 (5/12/04 6:12 am)	Ooh, the irony... <HMark stands at the entrance ramp, mic in hand> You know, it's funny, nBo. You talking about us Boardsmen being "geezers" or some crap like that...tell me, am I the only one who remembers a few people from quite a long time ago...oh, I don't know...oh yeah, Big Faddy Fool, Wiesel? <DoubleD's face contorts in anger as some of the others let out a laugh> And, of course, if someone remembers Wiesel, they're just BOUND to remember Lazor Ramon-Garcia-Rodriguiez-Santa Maria-Colon-Mysterio-Guerrerro! Funny name for someone who isn't even SPANISH! <now dorzia begins to sour> Oh, and if we're talking about old men, how can I leave out THE IMMORTAL BULKSTER, BROTHA!!! WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THE ROIDED PYTHONS GET TIRED ON YOU?!? <Spike hides his shame as the crowd starts eating it up> Riiiiiight. I think you get the idea. And maybe some of my allies are getting on in years, but my legion of Internet smar...FANS <looks behind him to make sure Laz didn't notice the use of the jargon> can atest to my youth, and that's all I need. So bring it, old men! Or are your old, brittle, Jack Daniels-washed bones afraid of dealing with the Sexellence of Execution?
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1565 (5/12/04 6:39 am)	Re: Ooh, the irony... Lets out a loud fart The only reason my face contorts is indigestion. You must be a little confused, grandpa. I was never Wiesel. That was Glen Jacobs. See, folks, that's what happens when old people aren't put in homes and away from decent folk such as yourself cheap pop. When did this allegedlt happen, Stretch-Man-Mark? In 19-hickety-two? You must have the hippest, young, most rebellious faction in the history of message boards - the N... B.... O... - confused with something you once read in a comic book. Or saw on a cave painting, when you were coming up in the messazoic age. Maybe the next match you have should be a "Geriatric Park" match? Or a laxitives on a pole match? Face it, gramps. The only thing older than you, is your tire schtick. Now be a good senior citizen and go take the bus. You get a discount to conserve your measely pension. Crowd goes nuts and chants 'We Hate Old Farts' "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 728 (5/12/04 9:02 am)	--- same scrambled vignette on $limtron.. spooky music, darkness you know the drill.. In 12 posts.... an overhyped gimmick will be witnessed in 12 posts... An original will return
Lazulu73 Member Posts: 62 (5/12/04 9:10 am)	Re: Ooh, the irony... Walks out with a manilla envelope Hold up there, Double D Dum dum, I will deal with you at a later date. I need to adress your friend Dorzia...If that is his real name. You see, what I have in my possesion here is past employment records. I knew I recognized you, Dorzia. Seems ole Dorzia was a prison guard at the facility where I served some time. Why did he leave such a job? Was it solely to seek fame and fortune in our world? Was it so he could beat on young men legally? No! He was fired. Why, you may ask? He was caught having "relations" with many of the prisoners in this all male facility. Your buddy there ain't the man he claims to be. He also chopped up my dog and cooked himand he squashed my snake and tried to end my career by dropping an elbow across my throat as I was laying across the safety rail... Since I dropped these bombshells, do you STILL want me to face the NPO? I would think not! Come get it little man...and I do use the term "man" quite lightly.
Latino Meat Member Posts: 193 (5/12/04 10:16 am)	Re: Ooh, the irony... ehh, they'll just cheat to win, stealing your gimmick and running with it, therefore killing all heat that could be made outside of their group... it's the nbo way!!! l a t i n o b o r e d o r d e r : we lie, we cheat... WE STEAL
dorzia Posts: 467 (5/12/04 12:46 pm)	...... throws up on marks in the front row "alright laz, up until this point we just wanted to hog title belts, camera time, and bury talent since we were the only reason people came to the wrestle crap board and we have now invaded and revolutionized the off topic section, but now you done got personal! the only reason i was workin in that jail was to avoid doin time for some crap i pulled on a flight to parts unknown to visit double d in rehab. and if you want to go diggin up dirt, the only guard i had to get rough with was your dead daddy!!!! (and i don't mean rough in the way he wanted!) because he just wouldn't listen to authority!!!!!! i think the only way we are going to settle this is in a no sell in a cell match! p.s.- distorted images on the $lim tron scare me!
Blode Posts: 4 (5/12/04 2:32 pm)	One Blode Nation I know they already tried the One Boarder Nation, but now the true oBn is here to stay. That's right ladies and gentlemen, it's the One Blode Nation. Bringing destrucity to a whole new level of... well destrucity I guess. oBn - Tune in next week, same Blode time, same Blode channel {Long pause as tape rolls} yes, Mr. Blode, this is Verizon, if you don't pay your phone bill soon, we will be forced to cancel your service.
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 735 (5/12/04 2:48 pm)	-- *crappy special FX lightning strikes the $limtron and the arena goes dark.. spooky music, blah blah blah.. the ring begins to shake "supernaturally" on blatantly obvious hydraulics complete with coffin in tow.. and the $limtron begins playing the now familiar eerie vignette again as a blurry but somehow familiar face is seen in shadow for but an instant* In 5 posts... (# 11-6 happened at a house show natch) one who was once in a position of power returns from exile In 5 posts... the exile casts off the background member shell and returns to darkness and a tired no-selling persona with his brethren In 5 posts... The battle is joined!
HitmanDX Posts: 150 (5/12/04 4:02 pm)	Re: -- BAH GAWD, Easy S is coming back! It's gonna be HEINOUS! nBo- We're unstoppable, so don't even try, jabroni. The Hitman has spoken. Edited by: HitmanDX at: 5/12/04 4:03 pm
Latino Meat Member Posts: 203 (5/12/04 4:39 pm)	MAN!!! HitmanDX, you really should have had a spoiler warning in your post... there goes my hype. lbo... riding the nbo like a govt mule
HitmanMark Posts: 301 (5/12/04 5:22 pm)	Me...old? It's sad, really, nBo...I mean, I know everyone goes through denial at SOME point in their lives; that's fine, you know, it's perfectly normal. Perfectly normal for over-the-hill, over-paid, over-blading "legends" to not be able to come to grasp with how old they really are! I mean, come on. I'm sure I'm not the only person who's seen these pics: <$limtron shows shots of Spike wearing incredibly baggy pants that just happen to stop short of covering his sneakers, shots of DoubleD wearing a bandana, football jersey, and a pair of Tims, and dorz trying to cutting a rap album with DSR> You know, and I understand, I'm only a young undergrad, so maybe I don't fully understand these things like my elders do, but I don't think you guys really want to look in the mirror, and see the bald spots, sagging, now-steroid-deprived muscles, and the exhaustion of old age staring back at you! But, hey, it's like I said: denial's perfectly normal, right? ...that all being said...I think we should be afraid of this oBn I'm hearing about...I have this nagging feeling that no good will come out of it for this company...I keep having visions, involving mirror tricks, trap doors, and botched fireballs... Wait...could this be tied to the return of $lim? Could all these supernatural occurrances really be connected? Bah Gawd, we'll just have to tune in five posts from now to find out, at The Greatest Nitraw in the History of our Board (trademark pending)!!!
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 354 (5/12/04 5:49 pm)	Re: Me...old? *Quote:* dorz trying to cutting a rap album with DSR> Speaking of which, my latest album, Be A Jobber, should be in discount bins across the nation any day now. And as for our balding, that's what they invented bandanas for. Oh Yeah, Dig It! DSR gives huge flying elbow to HMark. NPO-We're not hip*, but we could use a new one.
dorzia Posts: 473 (5/12/04 5:59 pm)	..... intentionally bumps on trap door to get a sweet prescription..... all of a sudden the lights go out and easy e's "we want easy" blasts over the speakers..........
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 745 (5/12/04 6:24 pm)	--- ***The sound is deafening! and then the vignette ( of course) begins- In 4 posts... Easy S is DEAD , the booker character is gone, but In 4 posts... The dead will rise, Easy S is gone, but $lim is coming back! the nBo will be whole as Dark$lim makes his appearance bringing noselling such as has never been seen! the board will tremble In 4 posts... $lim comes home
Big M Posts: 72 (5/12/04 6:51 pm)	Re:Re: THE BIG TIME! *Quote:* No sells Big M's splash on the concrete, farts loudly in Big M's direction and smashes a bottle of JD in Big M's face. Spends several minutes grinding the shards of glass in Big M's face, blades for no reason, no-sells own blading and lights Big M on fire with a combination of intestinal gas and liquor as fuel. Big M runs crying and screaming to the backstage area where worried road agents try to put him out. *Quote:* If ratings go down, maybe, just maybe, I will consider a squa...I mean match. But you have to prove yourself turns around to give a vicious and stiff chairshot to little M, who is being helped to the backstage area before I even think about getting in the ring with you. *Quote:* Goes out back and immedeatly has twenty people come to put ice on every part of his body A scared , burned , covered by blood Big M attack Double D from behinde and gives him an extremely stiff-sledge hammer-shot to the head.......... Double D try to no-sell the shot and staggers to his feet but before he manages to stand Big M gives him another shot which legitemally knocks Double D out and makes him juice hard way....... The n.B.o rushes to the place accompenied by cops....... The cops hand-cuff Big M and lead him to the back while he is screaming maniacally , while the n.B.o check on their unconcious leader......... The camera zooms on Double D who is lying in a pool of his hard way -induced blood while the commentator is screaming : " BAH GAWD! HE KILLED HIM....HE KILLED HIM.." The camera slowly moves away........ End of show.......
HitmanDX Posts: 151 (5/12/04 6:54 pm)	Re: MAN!!! *Quote:* HitmanDX, you really should have had a spoiler warning in your post... there goes my hype. Really? I thought it was obvious. The Hitman has spoken.
dorzia Posts: 474 (5/12/04 6:58 pm)	..... only on the off topic section could we ever see a feud as violent and sadistic as the double d vs big m feud. plus, will dorzia ever face laz?, and what impact will dark$lim have?..... and the npo are stronger than ever as it appears as though dsr faked his own retirement to get a lot of free drinks and ego stroking comments from other posters (damn, i shoulda done that!)...... and we haven't even hit 100 posts yet!!!!! nBo- the ugh thread was just a test run!!!
Big M Posts: 73 (5/12/04 7:05 pm)	Re:One Blode Nation *Quote:* I know they already tried the One Boarder Nation, but now the true oBn is here to stay. That's right ladies and gentlemen, it's the One Blode Nation. Bringing destrucity to a whole new level of... well destrucity I guess. Now waite a minute mr.so called Blode........I've have copied the rights to use the name o.B.n......and to allow you to use it you have two options........... 1* Pay me 1000,00 every day...........or......... 2* Simply ask "They shake hands......the crowd pops big time for that..." Well it never hurts to have such a great blue chipper watching your back while you are in a middle of such a hot fued.......
dorzia Posts: 476 (5/12/04 7:19 pm)	...... come on now boys, don't you know anything about booking? obviously there will be a "rights to the name on a pole" match on a future ppv!
I Know All About Your Mother Member Posts: 1 (5/12/04 7:59 pm)	DoubleD...beware I know. I know DoubleD. I know it all. And I'm coming.
dorzia Posts: 477 (5/13/04 4:35 am)	..... my goodness.
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 371 (5/13/04 5:06 am)	Re: ..... Bah gahd, who could this be? <btw, I can see this angle going anywhere! Great booking!> nBo forms protective circle around DoubleD, wielding their traditional broken bottles and rubber 2-by-4s nBo - Flexing and pumping, not selling and bumping Enjoy yo self!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1571 (5/13/04 5:11 am)	Re: ..... Swaggers to the ring, takes mic, waits 20 damn minutes for the cheers to end, starts talking even though they don't Big M, heh heh heh, you think you hurt me? I only went down cause I was drunk. I got hurt worse just walking to the ring right now. This isn't kinder garden. You don't become the top guy by sucker punching others.... well, except if you are nBo.... but you are not. So I waste more time on you. Back to Sunday Night Sheat to do the job for local talent. HitmanMark: We've had our differences in the past, but I agree that this new oBn could be a problem. The main event is terribly crowed already, with me and my ego, and I have enough to do with keeping you down as it is. So I propose an unEasy alliance to squash and bury this new insolent youngster. What do you say? Oh, and to the guy that knows everything: Could you fill me in? The constant boozing and juicing have made the last few years a haze. And my ghost writer would like a little bit of fact in my new biography: "Double your pleasure, Double your pain: How I conqured the world - one fingerpoke at a time". nBo - top a da woild, Ma. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
I Know All About Your Mother Member Posts: 2 (5/13/04 6:36 am)	.... DoubleD, you will find out...someday when I feel the time is right to drop the gimmic. Right now, I am currently looking for somebody to be the person behind this mask as the Higher Power, but for now I will be called the Black & Blue Scorpion. And the initials VM have nothing to do with this. Oh, but I bet that's what you thought because Eric Bischoff said it on another board, but it's not true...it's not true I say. You will find out...someday.
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 373 (5/13/04 7:13 am)	Re: I know about your future One thing I love about this scenario - this is clearly a short run gimmick, with no shelf life. The thing'll play out, whatever the power behind the screen name knows will become public knowledge, and then that screen name will be mercilessly jobbed out to every newbie on the block, and finally sent to the wrestlecrap graveyard. All the votes point to a massive SWERVE! by someone - I have a hunch who it is, but I reckon I'd be pulped if it turned out to be fiction. My life wouldn't be worth a ten-dollar shake... I mean, ten dollars. nBo - fillet mignon for the eyes Enjoy yo self!
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 152 (5/13/04 7:47 am)	In the year 2000... I Know All About Your Mother Mother too!! For I have the fortune to see into the future. This special power was given to me after I was splashed several times by fat bastard Big M. In the year 2000...a group of elite posters on the Wrestlecrap forum will form the greatest rip-off stable in Internet history and be know as the new Board order, nBo. In the year 2000...several gimmick less posters decide to steal the nBo's stolen gimmick and form stables like the 4 Boardsmen, lBo, and oBn. In the year 2000...after taking over the Wrestlecrap forum, the nBo decides to take their stick over to the Off-Topic forum. It is rumored but not confirmed, that DoubleD tore his quad during the move. more to come nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received." Edited by: ThePhantom86 at: 5/13/04 7:48 am
Blode Posts: 6 (5/13/04 8:52 am)	re: In the year 2000... Actually, I stole o.B.n. gimmick from Big M, who stole it from your n.B.o., who stole it from n.W.o., who stole it from Japan, and now my head hurts. Ain't nothing new under the sun, so why try lookin'? o.B.n. Ripping all your ideas off for my self, but doing it with total destrucity.
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 746 (5/13/04 9:18 am)	--- *To start the latest episode of nBo Nitraw, a vignette of the heyday of the original group begins playing, memories of happier times- an almost Easy S Desire video if you will- showcasing his support of THE best faction in the history of imaginary psuedo nonsensical factions, culminating with his tearful whiskey and hooker filled goodbye at the end of the main event squash of NoSellerSlam..the image flickers and heretofore unseen video of a vicious beatdown by the 4 boardsmen is shown that the nBo couldn't possibly know about, or stop. The once Easy S lies broken, bladed and beaten as the camera pans to the laughing faces of the 4bmen knowing they've destroyed a hapless booker who was no threat at all in their war with the nBoites. The images freezes, goes to black and white and shatters.. from the black video screen comes In 3 posts... A return of sorts will be witnessed, you will see someone again-for the first time In 3 posts... A wolf finally puts away sheep's clothing, darkness never known even by those closest to him will be brought to light In 3 posts... the first stage of bloody revenge will begin In 3 posts... your world changes Fade to black, your regularly scheduled Nitraw begins under a cloud of overhyped suspense that probably can't possibly justify the endless production values and money spent on scriptwriting**
I Know All About Your Mother Member Posts: 3 (5/13/04 9:41 am)	Phantom..beware DoubleD, you are not alone. Why? Because Phantom...I know what you did last summer. And it had to do with crappy acting.
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 156 (5/13/04 9:44 am)	Re: Phantom..beware You saw that porn I did?? There was nothing I could do about it, bad script. I had to fufill my obligation with that promotion up north. nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
HitmanMark Posts: 303 (5/13/04 10:12 am)	UnEasy Alliance DoubleD, it would make me SICK to my STOMACH, to ever, EEEEEEEVER, make a partnership with the New Board Order. But, facts are facts...this oBn will fight using the powers of no-selling, crappy supernatural gimmicks, and destrucity. That's just something I CANNOT allow to happen around here! So you've got yourself a partnership, old man, but that's not gonna stop me from putting on great, 20+ minute matches, having a serious workrate, and occassionally doing my best to elevate some talent for the good of the company! oBn might think it best to fight fire with fire when dealing with the nBo by no selling and falling back on deranged gimmicks when the idea well runs dry...but I don't. And to prove my point <slaps Sharpshooter on DSR> FLYING ELBOW MY ASS! Although, I can't help but worry sometimes...I make the jump over to the Off-Topic network after being screwed, and what do I see? nBo up to their old tricks, and now, supernatural gimmicks left and right? $lim back from the dead, the oBn, Your Mother? Ugh. I think we've really found the solid worker's personal hell.
I Know All About Your Mother Member Posts: 4 (5/13/04 10:14 am)	Re: Phantom..beware Yes Phantom, I know about your film entitled "Old McDonald's Farm." Say, breaking character for a second, but can you explain to me how you did THAT with the chicken? Now to go back into character, I did not see the pornography film until Fall. So now I know what you did last summer & last fall. And I wasn't originally talking about the porn. That was better acting then what I am talking about.
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 158 (5/13/04 10:17 am)	Re: Phantom..beware Well, what I did with that chicken was stick a hot poker up it's ass and it went so far up your Mother's.... I won't finish that, I don't want the Right To Censor to come after me. nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
jzbadblood Member Posts: 43 (5/13/04 10:19 am)	Re: Phantom..beware Has a seizure
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 160 (5/13/04 10:21 am)	Re: Phantom..beware What am I doing in your banner jzbadblood? 8Syxx didn't agree to be in it. Where are my nBo lawyers? nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1576 (5/13/04 10:39 am)	Re: Phantom..beware HitmanMark, lets get one thing clear from the start: Let's try not to accidentally hit each other with steel chairs. This alliance is unEasy enough as it is and that steel chair accident always screws up everything. I will try to accept your "traditional" ways if you try to accept the no-sell, no-work, no-sober attitude I live by. Now where is that oBn? Damn rip off artist. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
dorzia Posts: 479 (5/13/04 10:50 am)	..... a giant cloud of smoke fills the ring, and when it clears, dorzia's jack daniels has been magically replaced with iced tea!!!, dorzia unknowingly sips, and his system goes into shock!! he collapses, and punctures his liver on the trap door in the ring. -shavonie-"now fans... this wasn't supposed to be part of the show." damn you obn, you've gone too far now. I can no sell almost anything, but fake booze is pushing it! double d.................. GET THE FORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1580 (5/13/04 11:17 am)	Re: ..... Which one do you want? I got 'em all: Shrimp fork, grill fork, Abdullah fork, you name it. Ain't nuthin' like a fork for grating some forehead "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 748 (5/13/04 11:33 am)	--- a poorly constructed 4 made of chicken wire descends slowly from the ceiling and promptly burts into flame! no vignette but a voice echoes cross the arena..choked by anger and hate, but still familiar in 2 posts.. you'll find out the time for alliances is past in 2 posts.. you'll learn the true nature of one you thought weak in 2 posts.. the 4 will stand for pain, regret, humiliation, and defeat in 2 posts I'll rejoin my brothers as the $lim I was always menat to be, I'M COMING FOR YOU, AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME! the voice fades into the darkness...
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 375 (5/13/04 11:34 am)	Re: ..... 100 posts, bah gah! Business is about to pick up... Wait a second, what's that in the mirror! Pez Whately, is that you? Enjoy yo self!
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 355 (5/13/04 11:58 am)	Re: ..... DSR sits in a chair in the middle of the ring. He's holding an acoustic guitar... DSR: "Y'know, earlier in this thread, someone claimed I faked my early retirement to get sympathy posts. Well, that's not true. It's just the day after I left the bizness, my girlfriend dumped me for a guy in another thread. So I took out my pain by working stiff on some jobbers. But now, I wanna talk about my feelings, in song... DSR starts playing a few chords of a Dashboard Confessional song. Adam Bomb comes out from backstage. AB: "What are you doing, playin' this EMO garbage? We're supposed to be squashing jobbers and kicking a* all over this place!!" Adam Bomb looks out over the audience. DSR gets up and smashes the guitar over AB's head. DSR removes his NPO shirt to reveal...a Static Lullaby t-shirt. DSR: "It's all your fault, Bomb. I wanted to talk with my girlfriend, but you and those nBo guys kept taking me to the strip clubs! Well, I'm telling you right now. STICK IT!!" DSR is now your EMOCORE HERO! My girlfriend left me, and I'm taking it out on YOU!!!
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 358 (5/13/04 12:53 pm)	Re: ..... By the way, did I just turn heel or face? These feuds are so confusing, I don't know what I just did? *DSR shrugs and blades. DSR: "Uh...guys, I think I need to go to the emergency room. I just bladed my face off. I tried to no-sell it, but that didn't really help. You can't no-sell looking like skeletor. ... ... Oh...that's right, I just left my faction." DSR picks up his face and walks out of the building. What will happen next? WE'RE OUTTA TIME!! DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
dorzia Posts: 481 (5/13/04 12:58 pm)	..... damn you dsr, damn you!!!! after you started showin up with your bogus id at all the strip bars, where the nBo hung out writing the scripts for that nights posts, you would beg and cry.. " oh, please slim, please let me join, please double d, let me hold your title belt or your crutches, please bollywood, can I have some of your leftover ho's, please dorzia, can I clean up some of the vommit off of tonights format sheet? and somehow, you snuck your way into the nBo. Then you can't take the limo ridin, jobber squashin, girlfriend sharin, swervin lifestyle, so you fake your own retirement. well guess what, IT WAS ME!!! IT WAS ME!!!! i was the one your girlfriend left you for!!! Why do you think my workrate has been lower than ever lately? I've been squashin her harder than any jobber!!!!!! so while i'm busy showin her what a real man "dances" like, adam is going to send you right back into retirement!!!!
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 749 (5/13/04 1:06 pm)	--- In one post... this gag that's dragged on for two days will pass in one post.. vengeance flies on swift wings in one post.. 4bmen and Hmark will pay the price, but as all is set right they are just the first as the faction grows stronger than ever in one post... All opposition, EVERYONE shall suffer
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1589 (5/13/04 1:32 pm)	Re: --- Bah GOD, as Thursday Night Blunder rolls across the screens of countless WrestleCrappers confusion reigns supreme! - Double D and HitmanMark have formed an uneasy alliance to combat the new threat know as the One Blode Nation. Cant they get along long enough to take down this young upstart? And why haven't they turned to their friends for help? Could it be another predictable and transparent setup? - Dancing Stevie has turned his back on the nBo and in particular his New Page Outlaw partner Adam Bomb. Surprisingly a woman has come between two men. What are the odds? - Dorzia has conviniently forgotten his current feud to reveal he was the one the stole Stevie's girlfriend. But, to be fair, sharing girlfriends, moves and needles are standard and practices for the nBo. Where will this go? And can a jezebel ever really be trusted? My hunch says this one can! - An imminent return for a NEW and DIFFERENT $lim is set!Question is: What kind of hat will make up the new and different aspect of his gimmick? - Where is Bollywood Spike and 8Syxx? Is foul play to be expected? Have they been taken out? Or are they just in rehab (again)? - People report sightings of JudoChop. Is it true? Or are they drunk? Or is he drunk? Or has he just ougrown these shenanigans? These questions will be answered TONIGHT! Stay tuned, folks, we're live.... and we're outta time! "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
HitmanMark Posts: 306 (5/13/04 1:38 pm)	Lots a' happening! BAH GAWD, WHAT A NITRAW!!! No, wait...it's WEDNESDAY! WHAT A WEDNESDAY NIGHT BLUNDER!!! Anywho...DSR...does this mean...you've found God? Or just your smile? And does this mean you're going to come out and admit you were in on Man-Tree-All? BAH GAWD, WE NEED ANSWERS! And, of course you realize, this makes Adam Bomb Ghetto into...ADAM BOMB, THE GAME! Surely, you've damned us all! DoubleD, I'll take your no-sell antics in stride...doesn't mean I like 'em, but I can be a man about it. And doesn't $lim realize that all I have to do is fight him in a Buried Alive match, and he'll automatically lose? I mean, it's like the law or something. <sigh> I guess this is STILL the bookers' way of making sure the big HMark/DoubleD match never happens.
Blode Posts: 7 (5/13/04 1:45 pm)	Re: --- Wow, I already have an uneasy alliances forming against me? But this has been my plan all along. I get those two to break their alliance, start whaling on each other like drunken sailors, and I run to the back and hide in the locker room like a little girl so I don't get hurt. It's the o.B.n. way. Now where is my miduri sour? o.B.n. - Where my mouth is writing checks that by body can't cash.
Lazulu73 Member Posts: 64 (5/13/04 1:53 pm)	Re: --- Let's be real, Dorzia. You couldn't have stolen DSR's girfriend because you were makin it with my brother!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1593 (5/13/04 1:58 pm)	Re: --- Bah GOD, what a henious development: DSR's exgirlfriend is Lazulu's brother, Brotha! It was a setup all along to sow the seeds of trouble within the nBo brothahood. What a hellacious thing. What will happen next? Probably a gang beating. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
dorzia Posts: 482 (5/13/04 1:59 pm)	..... i thought your brother was dsr's girlfriend? nBo- one drunken step ahead of the rest.
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 376 (5/13/04 2:00 pm)	lawks a mussy! vDam, I step out of the thread for a minute to exorcise my demons (and find my angels have left too - thanks you, Tom Waits), and when I come back, all hell has broken loose. DSR, brutha - I thought you had our backs, and all the time Dorzia had your bird. What's worse, I have your wallet, and your pride - what more can you lose? You're now the Wrestlecrap Jonathan Richman - what comes next? One Bored Nerd? I can't keep up with all of this, and I need to sleep. blades Ah, that's better... Enjoy yo self!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1594 (5/13/04 2:06 pm)	Re: lawks a mussy! Quoting Tom Waits rules. I wonder what he would think about the nBo? "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater. Edited by: DoubleDDudley at: 5/13/04 2:07 pm
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 377 (5/13/04 2:20 pm)	The Golden Spike has been drinking I think he'd be down with the brethren - he's lived the lifestyle: smokey bars, drinking till just before you're going to go on, no selling the fact that he can't sing to still get over, and he's still top after all of these years! Enjoy yo self!
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 750 (5/13/04 2:45 pm)	the bell tolls darkness falls in the arena, and as the lights come back up, on the entranceway stands $lim.. he's back! and lookit the new and different wardrobe.. same jeans, same black nBo tanktop, but it's a different leather jacket, and LOOK! black hat black hat black hat! he's rolling his eyes back in his head! Thru hellfire and brimstone he's back! It's heinous! He enters the ring, snarls and proceeds to open the show with a 20 minute selfaggrandizing promo 4 boardsmen, you thought you could defeat a lowly Easy guy and take apart our faction piece by piece? Hah all you did was set me free and make us even stronger.. Hmark you will NEVER get the well-deserver fan anticipated shot at DDD's belt, not as long as there's an nBo.. the 4 boardsmen are only the first. I'm gone for a bit and all hell breaks loose. DSR, ( $lim launches into bikerspeak as this is a blatant weird combo gimmick) son, I let you in with us when u were green, and this is how you repay us? son you need to get your priorities straight and come to your senses otherwise all you have to look forward to is facing BOTH dorzia and ABomb and the shemale you've all apparently been hangin out with.. shite boys, the hookers weren't that bad were they? ( and back into prince of darkness mode) Who are these new sacrifices who oppose us? Lazulu. Big M, the toomi army? all their blood will flow cross the ring as they rent asunder in body bags! obn? what hubris is here? There's only room for one overblown cheesily acted supernatural guy Bsides, I've embarked on this 10 minutes of destruction! You've never drawn a dime! You will not rest in piece till you're puking green stuff on live tv! ( biker) Bolly, fear not son, I know stuff is confusing, but you're still part of the most dominant force ever seen.. but you're right you can't tell whose on what side right now.. who is loyal to the nBo? make yourself known..where is Judo? Has DSR betrayed us? What the hell's goin on here? (zombie) For the enemies of our group of darkness shall ( biker) get their bloody asses kicked! $lim is BACK! This is heinous, this will change the face of our sport! and his overblown rambling promo has lasted so long- we're outta time fans!
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 34 (5/13/04 2:49 pm)	DSR >Walks to the ring with head taped up.First off DSR Dorzia was the one who stole your girlfriend and the whole time we were at the stripclubs I was trying to tell you that your girlfriend wasn't being faithful to you,but you were too drunk to understand what I was talking about.I know you wasn't in the right frame of mind last week.So I am will to forgive you for what you did last week. >Waits for DSR
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1596 (5/13/04 3:40 pm)	Re: DSR Swaggers to the ring and calls on his new partner HitmanMark, it's time we put an end to this oBn. We've been acting like it was a threat, so we could build the next level of our feud with an unEasy alliance. Come out and help me face the One Blode Nation, so we can get our feud back on track. I finally have some understanding for your way of doing things. Building anticipation will lead to more interest and bigger buyrates. We may not agree, but I respect you and together we can beat down this henious spot stealer. Hmark comes to the ring. Brief stare down. Hmark asks for the mic. He gets it. Just as he start to talk: BIG BOOT! BIG BOOT! BIG BOOT! Bah GOD, it was a set up all along! What a henious thing! HitmanMark is layed out like a suit before a wedding Did you really think the nBo feared anything? That we needed you to combat someone? How naive you are. You attack one of us - One of US - and expect allianceses? No one messes with the nBo. NO ONE! What you did to $lim was unforgivable. You spilled his drink. NOBODY wastes the nBo's booze. So, brothers, come to the ring now and help me have a tap dance on this curtain puller's ass. How many Man-Tree-All's will it take for you to learn? 'Cuz we are like the IRS, baby. We'll keep screwing you over 'till you can't take no more. And then we'll screw you over again. Now ring the damn bell. nBo - swerving like a three legged race horse! "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater. Edited by: DoubleDDudley at: 5/13/04 3:42 pm
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 362 (5/13/04 3:48 pm)	Re: DSR DSR walks out to the ring, his face crazy glued back on, he grabs the mic. DSR: <shoot style> "Don't you get it, Bomb? I've finally ditched the one person that got me mildly over with the fans (you)!!! Now, I've got a persona that's closer to my real personality. And I'll be appearing on MTV2's Rock Countdown every week. I'm the EMOCORE Bradshaw, and the boss wants to shove me down the fans' collective throats." DSR gives Bomb the patented Clothesline from TRL!!! What will happen next? WE'RE OUTTA TIME!!! DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
HitmanMark Posts: 308 (5/13/04 3:50 pm)	The Inevitable Swerve... <HMark, fighting his first instinct, which would be to actually sell DoubleD's infamous Botched Big Boot, or B-Cubed manuever, staggers to his feet, mic still in hand> It's not gonna be that easy, DoubleD...see, you really think I didn't see this coming? You're nBo, remember? You LIVE for stuff like that! So, maybe I wasn't being totally upfront about this whole "alliance" myself. Take a look at the $limtron. <cuts to a shot of the Toomiguci army taking down dorz and Adam Bomb, and locking the rest of the nBo in their suite...uh, by that I mean locker room> I was ready for this, old man...so it's down to you...and ME! <DoubleD goes for BBB again, HMark ducks, trips him, SHARPSHOOTER, SHARPSHOOTER, BAH GAWD, SHARPSHOOTER, AND HE'S NOT LETTING GOD, TOUGHER THAN A TWO DOLLAR GOVERNMENT JEZEBEL!!!>
Lazulu73 Member Posts: 65 (5/13/04 3:52 pm)	Re: The Inevitable Swerve... BTW, Dorzia, My brother is 12! FEINSTEIN!!
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 363 (5/13/04 3:57 pm)	Re: The Inevitable Swerve... *Quote:* TOUGHER THAN A TWO DOLLAR GOVERNMENT JEZEBEL ...So you've met my ex-girlfriend? *DSR runs to the ring. He promptly clotheslines HMark STRAIGHT TO TRL!!! BY GOD, KING, THIS WAS A SET UP ALL ALONG. DSR: "That's right, I left the nBo for about 2 hours so I wouldn't get trapped in the locker...SUITE!!! But it was just to set you up, HMark!!! And now that I've dropped the dead weight that is Ron...er, Bomb, I can finally headline a poor selling PPV, blame the low buyrates on the immensely over Blode, and wind up with whatever title that guy has!!!!" dSr-nBo and EMO at the same BAH GAWD time!!! DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
Blode Posts: 9 (5/13/04 3:59 pm)	I knew it! *Quote:* BIG BOOT! BIG BOOT! BIG BOOT! Bah GOD, it was a set up all along! What a henious thing! HitmanMark is layed out like a suit before a wedding* And the camera cuts back to the locker room where Blode sits on a bench, sipping his blue, fruity, girlie mixed drink laughing hysterically as HitmanMark is laid out. "I told you it was Swerve!" he shouts joyously. "I mean, no one would actually care what I did. No one would form an alliance to bring ME down. Lazulu's 12 year old brother could stop me!" o.B.n. - Where fat chick's get lovin' too, but they gots to pay.
dorzia Posts: 484 (5/13/04 4:20 pm)	..... blode, i don't like the pops that you get from the fans every time they put you on the slim tron. and toomi comes around here with a star studded army, this plus the hitman vs double d dream match that seem innevitable, not to mention a huge face turn by everyone's favorite emo heart throb dsr, and the mystery man breathing down the nBo's neck, plus the huge grudge matches that could generate huge buyrates between myself and laz, and of course dsr and bomb........ wait, these are all things that could make our shows more interesting and give ratings a huge boost, but there is just one problem... IT TAKES THE SPOTLIGHT OFF OF US!!!!!! WE CAN'T SHARE THE SPOTLIGHT!!!!!! SO...... we turn dsr heel again, double d gets quad surgery, i stick to my usual squash matches that fans have seen 1000 times, and everyone is happy. right?
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 366 (5/13/04 4:29 pm)	Re: ..... Since DoubleD has a quad injury, I think it's only fair that I get the World Title. After all, it's not my fault buyrates are down. I blame the internet. And when DoubleD gets back from injury, it's a fingerpoke to my chest, and later I'll tell you just how many lights there are at the top of this here arena. DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
Latino Meat Member Posts: 237 (5/13/04 4:30 pm)	Re: ..... BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! THE NBO.... THOSE NO SELLING SONS OF A BIATCHES! NO SELL! NO SELL! NO SELL! I can't believe what we are seeing. DAMN YOU NBO! Fans, what we just saw... the no selling of the nbo... words cannot describe... in my 20 years in the business, this ol' resistol hat has never witnessed something like this. Fans, the future of our business will never be the same. DAMMIT!
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 367 (5/13/04 4:35 pm)	Re: ..... Not only that, but I invaded the WrestleCrap board to make fun of your mom, Latino Meat. HahaHa. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna call my ex-girlfriend and brag about my World Title push. And to people who still think I faked my farewell, I was gone from Wednesday night until Saturday night. That's a pretty long time...isn't it? dSr-I'm cryin' on the inside... DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!! Edited by: Dancing Stevie Richards at: 5/13/04 4:36 pm
HitmanMark Posts: 310 (5/13/04 4:44 pm)	SON OF A B!TCH!!! DSR, DAAAAAAMN YOOOOOUUU!!! I was close, I was THIS DAMN CLOSE to having my title match with DoubleD, the match thousands watch EVERY WEEK to see if it'll actually happen! How much more must I do? How many more feuds, how many more interferences, how many more victims for the Sexellence of Execution before I get the shot I was brought here to get? But...I'm a worker. I do my job, and the fans are behind me, even if the bookers aren't! Well, it's obvious I'm a marked man...DoubleD wants to make sure he never has to personally deal with me, so I gotta get through DSR (AGAIN!) AND The Under$lim to even get another chance, is that it? Well, then, I might as well get started! <BAH GAWD, CHAIR SHOT TO DSR!!! HMark starts smashing the chair across the poor guy's knees! Bah Gawd, HEINOUS! He's getting outside the ring...What's this now?! NO, NO, NOT A FIGURE FOUR AGAINST THE RING POST!!! DAMN HIM! HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!!!> <Meanwhile, DSR blades...just for the hell of it, really> <HMark looks at the camera, fierce look in his eyes: "DOUBLE D, $LIM, WHERE ARE YOU GUYS NOW, HUH?!?"> <Fires snot-rockets at DSR, heads backstage>
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 370 (5/13/04 4:55 pm)	Re: SON OF A B!TCH!!! HMark heads back to the locker room. There, a man looking like skeletor gives him a clothesline...from TRL!!!! DSR: "You forgot that I bladed my face off last week (Or was it the week before?) That kid you beat up was just a jobber wearing my face!!!" As HMark gets up, DSR promptly gives him the Emokick, causing a vicious looking hardway. The audience has no reaction. But it's not DSR's fault. He blames the internet nerds. He then makes HMark do his homework, shoves him in a locker, and goes to the ring and retrieves his face. DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
Latino Meat Member Posts: 242 (5/13/04 4:56 pm)	Re: SON OF A B!TCH!!! THROUGH HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE! DSR's FACE! BBQ SAUCE! BBQ SAUCE! BBQ SAUCE!
Blode Posts: 12 (5/13/04 5:00 pm)	--- *Quote:* blode, i don't like the pops that you get from the fans every time they put you on the slim tron. I'm here to steal pops, get props, hit cops, rob shops, and harvest crops. Pretty much, if it rhymes with -ops, I'm all about it. o.B.n. - For all the dyslexics who meant to join the n.B.o.
Latino Meat Member Posts: 243 (5/13/04 5:03 pm)	Re: --- ::slops Blode:: ESE VATO JUST GOT SLOPPED!
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 374 (5/13/04 5:13 pm)	Re: --- DSR runs out to ring side. DSR: "Hey, Blode, you gonna take that slop from him?!?! I suggest you get your cheap pops, stiff chops, special ops, and Robocops and get into a lengthy feud...er, I mean, get some revenge on that heinous jezebel soon... In fact, I just got back from talking to the booker, and he agrees that neither of you are over enough to challenge for the title (cause he wants to get it back from me when his quad heels...er, heals). So at Stiffworker Series, you two are going toe to toe in a Saved by the Bell Iron Man match!!! Whoever puts their opponent in the most lockers in 60 minutes wins!!! And that winner will earn a squashing...er, match from me!!!" What's gonna happen next?!?! We're outta time!!! DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
Lazulu73 Member Posts: 66 (5/13/04 5:24 pm)	Re: --- OH MY GOD, DORZIA! BUYRATES??????? This has nothing to do with buyrates!!! This is about the business! This is about tradition! This is about our boards! Looks to the crowd who seem totally confused by the total change of subject This is about the fans! These fan pay our way! We owe it to them, the best damned folks in the whole damned world! Screw BUYRATES!! You wanna kick my ass from pillar to post? Don't do it for buyrates, do it because that is what the fans ask for!!! Gives thumbs up to fans with big, cheesy grin
Blode Posts: 14 (5/13/04 5:25 pm)	Re: --- So you just want to manufacture some sort of feud between me and Latino Meat, just to keep us busy while you guys run around with the title, no selling every post, and holding down us hard working guys who would so obviously be over with the fans just so you can hold your pimps spot while he recovers from a torn quad? I don't know what you've been watching, but stuff like that NEVER happens in wrestling. sigh Blode runs down to the ring and delivers a stiff chair shot to the back of Latino Meat, then he blades for no real reason what so ever. Then he no sells a bunch of Latino Meat offense before giving him the Pant Blode and celebrating with a couple Coor's Cutters in the middle of the ring. o.B.n. - Where quad pulls are for sissies, but torn groin muscles, that's a man's injury.
HitmanMark Posts: 312 (5/13/04 5:37 pm)	Meanwhile... <The cameras now show a shot of DoubleD laying in a hospital bed, recovering from the Sharpshooter HMark gave him (cough::recoveringfromtornquad::cough). He's surrounded by his nBo teammates, who are wishing him well, when a doctor comes in and kindly asks them to leave. They threaten him jokingly, but do leave.> <DoubleD lays back to rest, when suddenly...who's that in the scrubs? IT'S HMARK!> How ya doin', DoubleD? Feeling any better? You are? Well, let me fix that. <Smacks DoubleD with a bedpan> SMILE, JACKASS!!! <the hospital beating continues, until HMark decides to leave...clearly, DoubleD won't be ready to go for awhile, but there are other fish out there to fry at the moment>
HitmanDX Posts: 152 (5/13/04 5:43 pm)	Re: Meanwhile... JR: BAH GAWD, that was HEINOUS! The Hitman has spoken.
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 375 (5/13/04 5:49 pm)	JR *Out of nowhere, DSR shows up to Emokick JR. DSR:"Bah God, JR, shut up. We've had enough of this. We're taking over Nitraw right now. GOVERNMENT MULE!! HEINOUS!!! HE'S A MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!! JEZEBEL!!" Just then, a vein in DSR's head busts wide open. He falls over. DSR: "I think I just had an anuerism. DoubleD, I'll be right next to ya in that hospital room. While we're gone, dorzia, keep that title warm. I'll come back to squash you. DDD will come back to squash me, and everything will be back to normal."
HitmanDX Posts: 154 (5/13/04 6:03 pm)	Re: JR HitmanDX comes out and steps into the announcing booth HitmanDX: That's it, I'm taking over the announcing from now on. JR, King, I've just been informed by the general manager that your services are no longer needed. In other words, YOU'RE FIRED!! nBo- Ain't no stoppin' us now. The Hitman has spoken.
I Know All About Your Mother Member Posts: 6 (5/13/04 6:12 pm)	DoubleD..... Double D, Double D, Double D...I see that you have chosen to ignore my warnings. I know Double D. I know all about you & your secret identity. I know about you robbing Wendy's at gunpoint in your Wendy's uniform & a mask. I know it was you under the mask. I know... I know..... I know......... The Black & Blue Scorpion will give you a clue. Do you remember the beach? No, not Venice Beach you idiot. The beach in Chicago. I was there. MTV was there. The cast of Real World was there. And you...you were there. Remember? Remember? Remember remembe Rememb Remem Reme Rem Re R In due time Double D...when I find somebody ti fit into this costume, you will know who....
dorzia Posts: 485 (5/13/04 6:15 pm)	..... dorzia's music hit's, his pyro filled with razor blade bits goes off, so he comes to the ring bleeding.... clutches world title belt i wanna tell yall, with a tear, in my beer.... this is the greatest moment of my life! and i promise to be a fighting champion, and in fact, my first title defense will be right now! and the first deserving challenger who comes to this ring right now gets first shot!!!! *obviously drunk and suffering from sleep deprivation and massive blood loss, dorzia passes out in mid ring..... several face challengers race to the ring to cover the fallen champ with an open challenge in the air..... the rest of the nBo is at the hospital.............. we are out of time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lazulu73 Member Posts: 67 (5/13/04 6:26 pm)	Re: ..... Michael Cole: Fans, lets show you what happened after we went off the air last week. Lazulu races to the ring Trips over a dozen would be challengers Falls on top of Dorzia Earl Hebner does quick 3 Lazulu smiles widely Joey Styles: OH MY GAWD! I Cant believe this...See ya next week on TNT! Edited by: Lazulu73 at: 5/13/04 6:28 pm
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 751 (5/13/04 8:02 pm)	--- ENOUGH! I didn't come back to be an undeadzombiecowboybikerguy to be shunted down to the midcard and forgotten! Hmark! You can't have DDD until you take me on in my new jumbled gimmicks signature match.. that's right The bodybag/casket/bikechain on a pole/inferno/no sell in a cell match! A ring so complicated, so ridiculous, so expensive it guarantees negative buyrates.. then and only then you get DDD in the match people are clamoring for.. Whaddyasay? of course special guest ref dorzia, special guest ring announcer HDX, special timekeepers Golden Spike and 8syxx will all be ringside and provided his limbs are able to be reattached DDD will have a ticket to be ringside to watch me get my revenge at "Badd Blood Alcohol Level" 'He's laid out the challenge folks! Will Hmark accept?' That brings me to DSR, with the detachable face it should be clear to everyone that it was a rubber mask all along.. it's time you came clean with the world about your true identity and joined forces with me kid brother and finally black and blue scorpion.. with a strange penchant for noselling the injuries and a possible alcohol addiction reveal yourself! who are you really? nBoite in disguise perhaps? or possibly the insidious jarjarbinks mask wearing swervemaster? Judo is that you? But back to Hmark , come to the pain tree and be sacrificed in my yard and rest in the asswhoopin place forsaken dude.. rolls eyes back in head, gets dizzy, has to lie down.. "we're outta time! This has changed the very history of our board!" Lazulu! you should know if it didn't happen on tv.. it didn't happen.. sorry lil chum! nBo-in the end, it'll just be us and the cockroaches.
toomiguci Member Posts: 606 (5/13/04 8:02 pm)	Re: ..... In the dark caverns of Bank One Ballpark Father, father...these people, they mock me. These people, they laugh at the Olsen Twins. These people, they throw trash @ The Wiggles. These people, they have no clue who MTV's Made Scott is. These people, they never even mentioned The Spice Girls. These people, they could careless about the cast of Clerks or Bluntman & Chronic. Father, I am lost. What should I do father? The Grand Father's silence is broken, as his varicous veins face speaks My son, you shall forget all of them. History has proven that if it's no longer on wrestling tv, it never happened. And that, my son, is what you shall do. Book them off of tv under new gimmics. People will forget their past & look at their future, my son. And these people you speak of, my son, will learn to hate Dorzia-mania as I do. For it is Dorzia's fault these people do this. Father, are you suggesting....a new gimmic? Yes my son. You must get a new gimmic to book yourself into the main event & destroy Dorzia. Then father, I shall. Thank you father. Thank you. And, my son, allow me to give you your first new revamped gimmic: an ice block appears in the caverns of Bank One Ballpark's kitchen & breaks apart, as we bare witness to the first revamped gimmic now known as....Butcher The Barber With No Name Beefcake. Yes Father, it has begun. The fans shall forget the Toomiguci Army. The fans shall be forced to watch... THE DUNGEON OF TOOM !!!!!!! And we will destroy Dorzia-mania.
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 376 (5/13/04 10:14 pm)	This week... Since end of last week's show didn't make it to tv, it doesn't count. DSR comes out to challenge dorzia for the World Internet Title. During the match at the end of the show, DSR blades. His face falls off. He then proceeds to Emokick dorzia, pinning him 1-2-3 in the middle of the ring. DSR proceeds to remove his Skeletor mask revealing... ... ... THE FACE OF VINCE MACMAHON. DSR: "IT WAS ME, DORZIA! IT WAS MEEEEEEEEE!!!" DSR removes his Vince mask, revealing his regular face. To no heat whatsoever. It's not his fault. DSR blames the internet nerds. He then goes backstage with the World Title, and sodomizes Duke Droese. nBo-Same old song on a brand new stereo. DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
HitmanMark Posts: 315 (5/13/04 10:21 pm)	What did I do? Dear Lord, what did I do to deserve this? Screwjob, constantly passed over in title shots, and now I'm surrounded by even MORE supernatural gimmicks? oBn, Dungeon of Toom, the Under$lim?!? I've been a good worker. I've given the fans hour-long matches. I've bled, I've trained, I've even jobbed when neccessary? Where did I go wrong? Well, no matter what, this is ALL gonna end. Yeah, I know me getting into a bodybag-no-sell-in-a-cell-inferno-judy-bagwell-on-a-pole-barbwire-care-bear-presidential-election match will only result in ME taking all the crazy bumps...but if it's what I gotta do to get to the top again...then SO BE IT! And then, Laz, sorry bud, but that title's MINE...or does dorz still have it? Dear God, they're not even keeping the same champion every week any more, are they? <grumbles to self about how much better that last company he was in was run>
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 377 (5/13/04 10:27 pm)	World Title Quote: "but that title's MINE...or does dorz still have it? Dear God, they're not even keeping the same champion every week any more, are they? " You ought to know the drill by now. The nBo has dissention in the ranks on tv. That way we can trade the title within the faction, without putting over anybody but our friends. That way, nBo is always on top of the card. And backstage, we blame poor buyrates on guys like you. DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 378 (5/13/04 10:32 pm)	Title ...and by the way, I just got the title back. I'm now a 2 TIME World Champ!!! And I still have no heat...damn internet nerds. DSR goes backstage, and writes a lengthy column on the internet about being better than people on the internet. Then whines about his girlfriend leaving him. DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
dorzia Posts: 486 (5/14/04 3:38 am)	..... breaks character- it's like obi wan, if you strike down the ugh thread, we will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine! this crap is hilarious.back into character .... alright, now there are so many feuds, so many factions, and so much backstage positioning and politicing going on, and as it is i'm usually seeing double, so right now it feels like I got 12 different feuds goin on. If i wasn't so coked up all the time, I might just lose my damn smile! But i've got a solution.... since there is an overload of talent here currently, everyone can't just fight over one belt. That just aint fair to anyone. So, as long as ea$y approves.... I crown myself the internet message board hardcore interthread world heavydrinker champion of the world!!! nBo colored confetti falls from the cieling as tears well up in Dorzia's eyes.... we're out of time fans!!!!!
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 380 (5/14/04 4:02 am)	Re: ..... Well in that case, I am the champion of France, the Commonwealth and the United Kingdom, in perpuity, forever and ever and so on. Or so the ladies say, anyway... Enjoy yo self!
I Know All About Your Mother Member Posts: 9 (5/14/04 6:10 am)	Re: ..... !!!a chamber is brought out with nothing in it. A beautiful woman places a curtain over the empty chamber & quickly removes it to reveal....a duck!!!!!! The woman then replaces the curtain over the chamber & quickly removes it to reveal the Black & Blue Scorpion with a microphone!!!! HitmanMark, you are in trouble. Double D is ruining my gimmic so I am swerving everybody & coming after YOU!!! Double D is no selling my clues so now I come after you with this warning: I know what you did last halloween.
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 382 (5/14/04 7:21 am)	So do I! Yeah Hitman, I know what you did last Halloween as well. It wasn't right, it wasn't good, and the Olsen Twins will never be the same again! <and whoever likened them to goddam Monchchis was right on t'money> Enjoy yo self!
HitmanMark Posts: 317 (5/14/04 8:17 am)	UGH! Seriously! You're all trying to turn me into the village <insert witty object here everybody wants a turn! But at least I got some good news from management; as you all know, with DoubleD and others out of action, the nBo's backstage clout has temporarily been watered down. And the boys upstairs have watched our plummeting ratings, buyrates, and fanbase. So, they've decided that what we need is a FIGHTING champion, since title defenses = RATINGS! So, it goes like this: I challenge DSR for his ill-gotten title upfront, blatantly ignoring all the other guys who want to have feuds with me. Once I have that title, then you can ALL line up for a shot, understand? So come on, Stevie...I can wait for Badd Blood Alchohol Levels if we have to, but I'm going into SummerSquash with that belt around my waste, one way or another.
Blode Posts: 15 (5/14/04 8:57 am)	Your Internet Board Champion! That's right ladies and gentlemen, after I no sold Latino Meat, and did some random acts of blading, I decided it was time for me to jump into this whole champions fray. But since I don't have any allies to finger poke for the world title, and Hitman Mark won't fall for it when I tell him I'm gonna use the sharp shooter on him, but go on to have a DQ, I'm making my own belt. that's right, the Television, I mean Internet Board Championship Belt! And I will no sell any of you S.O.B.'s who try and take this from me. I'm gonna no sell this thing like my name was Gil. o.B.n. - Where we still think Hogan was framed in that whole Mr. America thing.
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 753 (5/14/04 9:55 am)	argh! ok fine if my revenge program with HMark is put on hold I'll hafta look elsewhere for an angle no matter how quickly put together and nonsensical... come out as and undeadcowboybikerzombiedude and everyone's afraid to fight cuz they know not only are you by definition not gonna sell cuz you're nBo, but you're "dead" so its like double nosellin! Sooo since I'm outta the title picture- for now ( though I was promised a shot by the Great American Botch) I propose a supernatural alliance toomi! The Dungeon of Toom Ministry of Dark$lim! we shall bury all comers with our overblown halloween antics.. when I'm not in biker mode. what say u?
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 163 (5/14/04 9:57 am)	Re: Your Internet Board Champion! OOC: When I left work yesterday there was only 5 pages and now there is 8. You guys have a little too much time on your hands. IC: I think we forgot a step in our stolen gimmick. We didn't get big enough to start punking people out of the group and then split in the nBo Black and White and the nBo Red and Black. DSR left us, we have about 30 "mystery men" running around attacking us, and lord knows how many other stolen stables running around. I think we all need to check ourselves into rehab and have a few beers, then swerve the staff and kick it nBo style. 8Syxx is having problems keeping up with everything that goes on during Nitraw and Blunder since my ribs are all taped up from Big M, having to do my man-beast woman, Chynah, in the bum, and drinking all the booze. nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
Latino Meat Member Posts: 248 (5/14/04 11:00 am)	Re: Your Internet Board Champion! *This is really like wCw, seeings how I somehow got lost from my angle within mere HOURS... heh.* Blode, it looks like we are the ones to carry the buyrates for the shows, ese vato... setting the bar and delivering for the fans as the nbo takes the maim event stage. I will no longer be held down, homes... Latino Meat is gonna be the champion, homes! Wait... there's more champions and pure anarchy than a... WE ARE OUT OF TIME! SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 754 (5/14/04 11:08 am)	scorecard ok I think everyones confused how bout we lay down who's doin what.. for my part, I've still got the Hmark revenge angle on the backburner.. be a slow build while he takes on whoever else and I'm tryin to jon forces with toomiguci to try and form the Dungeon of Toom Ministry of Dark$lim.. what is exactly is everyone else doing? cuz I can't keep track.
Latino Meat Member Posts: 249 (5/14/04 11:12 am)	Re: scorecard like i said, just like the REAL nWo. Angles are being dropped and forgotten at the drop of a hat. I don't think we'd have it any other way.
HitmanMark Posts: 320 (5/14/04 1:23 pm)	THE CARD! I think, as it stands, the current card for Badd Blood Alcohol Levels, the leadeup to the Great American Botch, which leads to Botch at the Beach, which leads to SummerSquash, is as follows: World Title Match: HMark vs. DSR, Grudge Match style Latino Meat vs. Blode for that new-fangled-TV-Internet-belt dorzia vs. Laz in a "blackmail videos and pictures on a pole" match I, personally, want to lobby the commissioner to have a match between the Under$lim and Toom; I think the sheer no-selling would be of epic proportions, and would lead to their joining forces.
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 757 (5/14/04 1:26 pm)	ok sounds good to me.. whaddya think toomi? halloween havoc style chair match where the winner gets top billin in our new spooky faction?
Latino Meat Member Posts: 252 (5/14/04 1:58 pm)	Re: ok Blode, you are just a nugget on my way to Dancin Stevie, ese vato. I'm going to treat you like Russo treated Hogan... first putting u over as a legit threat, then jobbing you down to the card opener, homes. Can you feel the MEAAT??!!! ARRIBA LA RAZA!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1599 (5/14/04 1:59 pm)	Re: scorecard It's me, it's me, it's Double D! I'm back! The no-sellin', ego swellin', lies tellin', alcohol smellin', promo yellin', always bladin', playa hatin', forehead gratin', never losin', always juicin', non stop boozin', booker schmoozin', machismo oozin', pie eatin', always cheatin', wife beatin', celebrity meetin', faction leadin', never jobbin', never stoppin', always on toppin', crowd poppin', ain't no thing that can trouble me, Double D! First things first: DSR? DSR comes to the ring. Fingerpoke and Double D raises his belt: 68 time World Champ Thank, man. Now, it seems that a lot of feuds are running and matches are being threatened for upcoming PPV's that never seem to come around. So, as booker/GM/Commisioner/Top draw/Top heel/Top face/legend/sham/washed up pensioner/Main eventer/Keeper downer of others, I take it upon myself to book a PPV for this sunday night to run directly in competition with WWE's "Judgement Day". Yes, folks, this sunday live at the Off Topics Arena in WrestleCrap Board, World Wide Web (cheap pop)it's: WCF Botchment Day! The card, which is being put together at even shorter notice that the WWE one, is as follows: -Curtain puller: Insolent youngster Big M gets squa... will face some low card guy that will be determined right before the match. Don't mess with the nBo. - Lower midcard: Who cares? Talented hardworking guys putting on a classic while everyone goes to the bathroom. - Excruciatingly long skit/promo segment with the nBo. - The first of our many gimmicked-up-to-the-eyeballs-so-no-one-realizes-that-it's-just-another-filler-match-in-a-seemingly-neverending-feud matches: The No Sell In The Cell match pitting Dorzia against Lazulu. And Lazulu's family is on the line! - 8Syxx takes on Latino Meat for no apparent reason! - The oBn in it's first match against an as of yet unnamed nBo member. Chances are the entire nBo will attack oBn and given him an extended gang beatdown. - Former tag team partners turned bitter enemies, Adam Bomb takes on Dancin' Stevie Richards in a "I thought she was your wife, not your girlfriend" Match. Broken hearts meet broken bodies in this one. - Ea$y Under$lim takes on Toomiguchi and his army in a Hell Of The No Sell Triple Decker Cage, Casket on a Pole, Buried Alive, Catch the Midget, Spin The Wheel, Make the Deal, Inferno, Boiler Room Brawl, Hardcore Match. Who have supernatural gimmick supremacy and how will this affect their newly formed partnership? - Gratuitous Female T&A when a bunch of silicone boobed, anorexic, bleach blonde, no acting or wrestling talent bimbos tear each others clothes off. - Main Event: HitmanMark vs. Double D Dudley (Champ) in a First Blood, Last Man Standing, Iron Man, No Holds Allowed, Falls Count Nowhere, Ultimate Submission, Texas, Mexico, Japan, Puerto Rico and Lichtenstein Death Match! Special Referee: Dorzia. Special Announcer: HitmanDX. Special ing Side Enforcer: Under$lim. Special Timekeeper: Bollywood Spike. Special...Uhm.... Hell, he'll just be ringside: 8Syxx. What will they do to keep this match from actually taking place this time? Tune in and find out! WCF Botchment Day! It can't be worse than Bradshaw main eventing "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 387 (5/14/04 1:59 pm)	Frozen out What the crap?!? You can't even find a match for Bollywood? Buyrates are my middle name - Bollywood 'Buyrates' Golden Hogan Spike. I want... well, anyone really. Once you're lost in this shuffle, you're lost for good. Next thing you know, you're hanging around the Rules board, trying to start some action up there... and we all know that ain't a good idea. Enjoy yo self!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1600 (5/14/04 2:05 pm)	Re: Frozen out This match just announced, folks: Bollywood Spike takes on... looks around message board... FedEx! FedEx showed up Bollywood in a banner making contest and this feud has been brewin' for at least 10 seconds. FedEx might not know he is involved, but a win is a win. Sorry, Playa. Though you would be content with run-ins in every match. My Bad, Dog. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
HitmanDX Posts: 156 (5/14/04 2:11 pm)	Re: Frozen out This is shaping up to be the crappiest PPV in history... AND I LIKE IT! nBo- Bow your heads! The Hitman has spoken.
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 759 (5/14/04 2:15 pm)	actually Without warning I've reverted to BikerUnder$lim so I won't be able to be supernatural in my match with toomi.. so much for our short lived partnership that he din't know about.. gotta stay nBo nBo- this time.. even we don't know what's goin on..
Blode Posts: 16 (5/14/04 2:22 pm)	Re: Frozen out Don't go thinking all you nBo guys can gang r... beat me. I have powers, Political Powers! That's right baby, The Blode, the B to the L to the O to the D to the E is making his way to the ring with Gandhi swinging a lead pipe, Teddy Roosevelt with a shotgun, Abraham Lincoln with the Kitana, Tutenkamen lookin' all sorts of bad, and Keyser Wilhelm as our enforcer. You step to me, and we will go all Habius Corpus up in this joint. And if you have a problem with that, I got my good friend Henry Kissenger waiting out back, all ready to go. o.B.n. - Where nobody expects the Spanish Inquesition.
Latino Meat Member Posts: 253 (5/14/04 2:23 pm)	Re: actually The big toom/Under$lim blow off match was done at a house show? OH. MY. GAWD. Just then 8Syxx comes out from the back with a mic in his hand... but from behind he gets wallopped by Latino Meat with Saved by the Bell first two seasons DVD case BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! 8SYXX IS WEARING THE PROVERBIAL CRIMSON MASK!
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 390 (5/14/04 2:27 pm)	I got news for you *Quote:* I have powers, Political Powers! ... Golda Meir could make 'em all run up a tree Enjoy yo self! Edited by: The Golden Spike at: 5/14/04 2:30 pm
HitmanMark Posts: 322 (5/14/04 3:26 pm)	Well, at least it's a small victory... Well, at least I get my title shot...and against DoubleD, no less! Obviously, there's a nasty swerve/evil plan a-brewin' around these parts...so I'll be careful...hell, odds are the match isn't really gonna happen, anyway. I'm guessing that the only way I'll ever get my legitimate title shot will be to outlast 99 other men in the big battle royale at (The) World (is) Bored 3, huh? Although, I must say, while Botchment Day isn't half bad...I kinda prefer JUDGEMENT BLADE! But I'm not the head writer...although I would've been in "the other company"...grumblegrumble... But, be warned, DoubleD...one amongst your numbers is NOT loyal...one amongst your numbers is ready, willing, and able to give me a hand when I need it. Who is it? Well, why should I tell you? Besides, I'm not telling you anything you don't already know... And, the managements wants us to decide this...it looks like our summer schedule is blocking up. I mean, we've got Badd Blood Alcohol Levels, Botchment Day/Judgement Blade, Great American Botch, Botch at the Beach, SummerSquash, and Roid Wild (you know, the annual outdoor PPV at Muscle Beach, CA?)...either we gotta spread these suckers out around the year, or some of 'em gotta go! Or...we could flood the airwaves with them, and force the public to buy as many as they can...sure, it's a crappy business plan, but who's gonna notice, anyway?
dorzia Posts: 490 (5/14/04 3:35 pm)	..... hey boys, just arrived from refferee class! where i was practicing my perfectly fair 3 counts. being the special ref in a ppv main event is perfect. you don't have to put over an opponent, sell anything and you are still in the main event!
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 395 (5/14/04 3:47 pm)	Re: ..... So, Dorz, how fast have you managed to get those counts? Enjoy yo self!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1610 (5/14/04 3:54 pm)	Re: ..... And Dorze, remember to proclaim often and solemnly that you will "call it right down the middle". Perhaps swearing on somebody's grave is in order? <"Roid Wild". That's gold > "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
dorzia Posts: 491 (5/14/04 4:21 pm)	..... character break alert this thread has actually made me laugh out loud on numerous occasions. I can't remember who said everything but some that spring to mind- the jar jar binks masked character..... all of the ppv names..... all of double d's nicknames, and fork varieties... bollywoods worry of being lost in the rules board.... the supernatural gimmicks.... might i say that this thread truly is, by god, the best thing goin' today!!!!!!! we now return to normally scheduled characters
toomiguci Member Posts: 610 (5/14/04 7:11 pm)	Re: ..... Slim, Slim, Slim..can you hear the chants? Can you hear the fans? That's right, neither can I. Why? BECAUSE THEY SOLD OUT!!!!!! There are no fans in the building. So if we want to have our match, I suggest we go out & give tickets away & do it fast. That why, this will be a guaranteed sold out show. Father, Father, $lim has betrayed me without even me knowing it. All because I was in the booking meeting while he was off, wanting to join forces. What should I do father? What should I do? My son, look at the chamber. Look in the fridge for the ice block. I give you the next member of the Dungeon of Toom: King Meng Kid from the Isle of Tonga. YES FATHER, YES!!!!!!!! WE SHALL GIVE TICKETS AWAY FASTER THEN BEFORE FOR MY MATCH WITH $SLIM!!!!!!!!!!
I Know All About Your Mother Member Posts: 10 (5/14/04 7:25 pm)	Re: ..... Hitman, Hitman, Hitman, Hitman....why do you not answer me? Why does nobody answer me? Is it my magic, because I can do better, watch !!!Black & Blue Scorpion pulls a rabbit out of his hat!!! See? Now do you take me seriously? Or do I need my spaceship to fly down & take me away to Oz with Dorothy, the Tin man, the Scarecrow, & the Cowardly Lion?
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 763 (5/14/04 8:06 pm)	-- $limtron show footage of Biker$lim preparing for his match with the entire dungeon of toom. "I'll show him for letting me turn on him and betray our team before he even knew a team had formed!" Look, Biker$lim is wrapping himself in bandages and concealing himself in a big block of ice! He's trying to pass himself off as the yeti and infiltrate the dungeon of toom from the inside! It's heinous! He's completely camoflaged in mummy garb except for the conspicuous nBo tshirt outside the bandages. Anything Anything can happen in the offtopic board! "That's right he'll cart my icy block right into the ring thinking I'm one of his own army and then I'll bust outta here like so.. uh.. like so.. c'mon.oh no .can't move.. blood alcohol dangerously over limit..veins constricted passing out..zzz" Fans it looks like $lim is going to be a no-show for his match with toom! what will that do to the PPV card! Will undeadzombiecowboybikeryetinBo$lim die of hypothermia before he escapes? Will any of the rest of the drunken nBo find him? What happens to his title shot at the great american botch? and perhaps most importantly why is that block of ice in the form of a giant egg?!? We're outta time!
HitmanMark Posts: 324 (5/14/04 8:09 pm)	Tsk, tsk... <It's now the day before the PPV, and some of the guys are showing up on Saturday Morning Destrucity, which is in the same city as the PPV: the city of Part Unknown. HMark makes his way to the ring, to a huge crowd pop; the crowd holds signs saying "New Champion", "Sexcellent", and one group even has the stones to have a huge canvas banner that says "HMARK: BEST THERE IS, BEST THERE WAS, BEST THERE EVER DAMN WILL BE!"...the World Title challenger picks up the mic> You know, Your Mother, I do want to acknowledge you...but, if you haven't noticed, I have a title match, tommorrow night, RIGHT HERE, IN PARTS UNKNOWN <cheap pop>! Whoever you are, though, I know damn well you have a strong interest in the main event tommorrow night; you've been plauging DoubleD and myself for too long now. Regardless, I'm not worried about that. I'm here for one reason only, and that's to leave Judgement Blade...or Botchment Day, whatever they decide to call it five minutes before the PPV starts tommorrow, WITH THE WCF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE AROUND MY WAISTE! And I know the deck is stacked against me. I know DoubleD and his goons in the nBo have every intention of manipulating their power, getting drunk, and no-selling everything anyone else does, even if they blade anyway. And they're ALL gonna be at ringside. But, it's ok...like I said before, all I can tell you is that ONE of them...yes, one of them, isn't as loyal as you might think. But I guess we'll just have to wait until tommorrow night to see everyone's true colors.
dorzia Posts: 493 (5/14/04 8:16 pm)	..... wearing ref shirt, staggers over to a huge block of ice, assuming that it's the nBo'd private stash of ice cold booze, and discovers his good buddy deadmanbiker$lim inside doin' just fine. after all, he's dead! and that explains everything. the two share a cold drink as hitmanmark stands in the ring with a look of pure disgust on his face. see you at the ppv.
Blode Posts: 19 (5/14/04 9:18 pm)	---- Blode makes his way over to the giant block of ice and carves a nice trail down it to make an ice luge out of deadmanbiker$lim's final tomb. At last, nBo, 4 boardsmen, and lBo can come forth and join together for a drink with their gracious host Blode. * Swerve * Pant Blodes all around for everyone in the ring. And standing triumphant in the end is your Internet Board Champion, the B to the L to the O to the D to the E. o.B.n. - Where we saved a ton by switching our auto insurance to Geiko.
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 379 (5/14/04 9:31 pm)	Re: ..... DSR: "Y'know, I haven't seen Adam Bomb around here in quite some time..." Just then Adam Bomb runs out from the audience. He and DSR engage in a sinister staredown. Bomb grabs DSR's shirt, rips it and reveals...AN NPO TSHIRT!!! DSR: "That's right, folks! This whole feud was a setup all along!! My girlfriend DID leave me, and I am Emocore, but... well... Uh... I don't really know why this was setup... But it doesn't matter! We're back and better than ever! And at Botchment Blade, we are gonna win back the internet tag titles!!!" The audience has no reaction. It's all those damn internet nerd's fault. The NPO goes backstage and sodomizes Mother. Then DSR makes fun of internet nerds...on the internet. DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 35 (5/14/04 9:57 pm)	Re: ..... Adam Bomb:Yeah that's, the New Page Outlawz are back and no selling even better than ever. Me and DSR will always be a team and we will never let anything come between us especially a woman. Anyway back to business this Sunday at Botchment Blade we are going to squash...I mean beat our oppenents and win back the tag team titles! New Page Outlawz Adam Bomb aka Botchmaster Sexay and DSR 4 Life
HitmanMark Posts: 326 (5/14/04 11:03 pm)	Hot damn! Bah GAWD, that swerve was heinous! But hold up, NPO! It sounds like you want to challenge the Cassanovas...but, uh...well, you see, funny story...they kind haven't finalized their Off-Topic Board contracts yet...you might have to go fetch them or something, I don't know. <runs backstage and uses Under$lim On Ice as a sled down a local hill> WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
I Know All About Your Mother Member Posts: 11 (5/15/04 6:06 am)	Re: Hot damn! <Black & Blue Scorpion takes the icy remains of Under$lim's block of ice & places a curtain over it while mumbling "Maybe this will teach them I am serious with this magic thing." As he drapes a curtain over it, the annoucers sit silent, trying to figure out what is being done> HitmanMark, I have figured out how to truly break your concentration & get inside your head. You see this ice, inside it is your worst fear, everybody's worst fear. Watch, as I use my mystical powers to break this ice open & bring back your friend from the dead under my spell & he shall be my slave. <Black & Blue Scorpion pulls the curtain away to reveal....>
I Know All About Your Mother Member Posts: 12 (5/15/04 6:09 am)	OH MY GOD!!!!! SOMETHING WENT WRONG!!!!!! JR: BAH GAWD, BAH GAWD, BAH GAWD!!!! THAT'S NOT UNDERSLIM!!!!!! THAT'S...THAT'S...THAT'S.... AL WILSON!!!!!!!!! <Black & Blue Scorpion looks at what he has done> Oh no, I brought the wrong thing back. What happened to Under$slim? This is even my worst fear come true. That will teach my to buy a used magic book at Bookman's.
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 37 (5/15/04 10:59 am)	Tag Team Titles >Adam Bomb and DSR walk down to the ring wearing tag team titles. JR:Where did they get those titles?They aren't the champions. >Grabs the microphone. >Well seeing as how the Cassanovas have never defended their titles or showed up on the board as a unit and do to the fact that wilmes is out with a concussion they have been stripped of the titles.Since we are nBo members we used our connections and now we are the tag team champions. DSR:Cassanovas if you wan't your titles than you have to fight us this Sunday at Botchment Blade in a hardcore squash...I mean hardcore match anything goes.Walks back stage to go insult internet geeks on the internet. NPO/nBo 4 Life
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 380 (5/15/04 2:36 pm)	NPO title defense Well, I've actually got a better idea for the Assanovas: Since they aren't over enough to go for our titles, we put them in a handicap match against El Gran Luchador before the PPV, on SUNDAY NIGHT PIPED-IN HEAT!!! And as for us, we'll defend against 3 other teams of jobbers, putting over none of their offense in a 4 Way Tag Team Elimination match. We'll pin all 6 other men at once, instantly making everyone's offense but ours look incredibly weak. Then when we don't get any respect from the audience, we'll blame it on the jobbers not being convincing, rather than our stiff in-ring work and disgusting borderline racist comments while in character. When there's no more room in Hell, the nBo will walk the Earth!
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 38 (5/15/04 2:57 pm)	Re: NPO title defense That sounds just TOO SWEEEEEET! Adam Bomb aka The Game and DSR The New Page Outlawz nBo 4 Life
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 764 (5/15/04 5:21 pm)	--? Under$lim wakes up in a posh house..what the? last thing I remember I was a $limsicle and then scorpion guy threw a sheet over me and now I'm here..where is here? wait a sec there's a phone bill here on the coffee table..Al Wilson? WTF? This is horrible I got a match tommorow and..hey isn't that dawn marie in the shower? IT IS! so much for my involvement in the PPV, DDD since I shunted my booker duties over to you jus make up the storyline where I've disappeared.. throw on a series of skits involving Leslie Nielsen, have scorpion bring back a guy blatantly smaller than me posing as me for awhile and i'll be back for the $lim vs $lim match next month.. meantime.. I'll be busy.
dorzia Posts: 497 (5/15/04 6:30 pm)	..... you mean to tell me that the guy i was out drinking with tonight was the $limerfaker?
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1612 (5/15/04 6:51 pm)	Re: ..... In less that 24 hours between booking the Botchment Day PPV and 24 hours before it actually takes place several of the matches have fallen through, gimmicks have changed, feuds ended and people dissapeared? Bah GOD, you'd think this really was WCW... Don't worry, folks, the nBo will fill any vacancies with endless promos and "hilarious" backstage skits. I never get tired of talking about how great I am. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
toomiguci Member Posts: 616 (5/15/04 8:04 pm)	Re: hey yo...... Toomiguci runs the halls of the arena, screaming $lim, $lim, $lim!!!!! Where the hell are you? Damn it boy, we were supposed to meet to pass out tickets with the rest of the Dungeon of Toom so that the event would be a sell out. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Without his help, we will only have a dozen fans in the audience, since that's all I could pass out.
HitmanMark Posts: 329 (5/15/04 8:27 pm)	THAT'S IT!!! Good GOD, this is insanity! All we've got before Botchment Blade is ONE episode of Sunday Night Sheat, and now our card is back in shambles?! Remind me again why I signed with this company? <gets handed a check> Oh. <Later, on Sunday Night Sheat, the camera finds itself in the locker room, where HMark is talking with the rest of the boys> Alright, all of you, be you Boardsman or lBo, be you mid-card or jobber, be you (too damn) old or green, listen to me. With all the crap pulled, the collapse of the original card, the endless swerves, and total disregard for talent around here, the buyrates for Botchment Blade aren't looking good. But that just means we're gonna have to prove the critics wrong. That just means we're all gonna have to go out, give 100%, bring it ALL to the ring! We've got a No-Sell in a Cell match...we must deliver insane bumps! A tag-team elimination match? Hot tags! Do 'em! And title matches! Tell a story through the match, show the desire, show the determination to be the best! We can do this! We can turn this company around! We've got the talent, and we're going to show why "that other company" isn't any better than we are! <the boys look optimistic; HMark is acting like a true backstage leader...but the nBo can't be far behind, ready to turn those positive feelings into reminders that NOBODY gets ahead in this company if they haven't "sold out arenas" in other places...>
toomiguci Member Posts: 617 (5/15/04 8:39 pm)	Re: THAT'S IT!!! Sunday Night Sheat's locker room segment ends & they show Tony Shiavonne standing in the middle of the ring with a special guest Ladies & gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to a great man. He's an American idol, without a doubt, will be singing the National Anthem at the start of our telecast for Bochment Blade, & will even be guest run-in man for our main event after he gets involved in a backstage segment he's yet unaware of. Folks, I give you Koch record Records Grammy Award Winner.... WILLIAM HUNG!!!! As he performs "She Bang." Folks, don't touch that dial, for this will be the greatest pre-show EVER. Talk to me, tell me your name You blow me off like it's all the same You lit a fuse, and now I'm ticking away Like a bomb... yeah baby Talk to me, tell me your sign You're switchin' sides like a Gemini You're playing games And now you're hittin' my heart Like a drum... yeah baby Well if Lady Luck Gets on my side We're gonna rock this town alive I'll let her rough me up 'Til she knocks me out 'Cause she walks like she talks And she talks like she walks She bangs, she bangs Oh baby when she moves, she moves I go crazy 'cause she Looks like a flower But she stings like a bee Like every girl in history She bangs, she bangs I'm wasted by the way she moves No one ever lokked so fine She reminds me That a woman's got one thing on her mind Talk to me, tell me the news You'll wear me out like a pair of shoes We'll dance all night until the band goes home Then you're gone... yeah baby Well, if it looks like love Should be a crime They better lock me up for live I'll do the time With a smile on my face Thinkin' of her in her Leather and lace She bangs, she bangs Oh baby when she moves, she moves I go crazy 'cause she Looks like a flower But she stings like a bee Like every girl in history She bangs, she bangs I'm wasted by the way she moves No one ever lokked so fine She reminds me That a woman's got one thing on her mind Man, if Lady Luck Gets on my side We're gonna rock this town alive I'll let her rough me up 'Till she knocks me out 'Cause she walks like she talks And she talks like she walks She bangs, she bangs Oh baby when she moves, she moves I go crazy 'cause she Looks like a flower But she stings like a bee Like every girl in history She bangs, she bangs I'm wasted by the way she moves No one ever lokked so fine She reminds me That a woman's got one thing on her mind Edited by: toomiguci at: 5/15/04 8:43 pm
I Know All About Your Mother Member Posts: 13 (5/15/04 8:56 pm)	Re: . <The arena suddenly darkens, as the Black & Blue Scorpion appears mystically in the ring wearing a top hat> I have just came out of a very long booking meeting, as they have informed me that soon real soon will my gimmic be dropped & I will be unmasked to show the world who I am. Until then, HitmanMark, you continue to pretend you are the locker room leader & get as many folks behind you as you wish. For you see, nothing will stop me. I have great powers that you could not imagine. As you seen, I have brought Al Wilson back from the grave. A mistake, true. Booked wrong, definetly. But this next magic trick will leave you all shocked. <Black & Blue Scorpion does his great Bullwinkle impression> hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat. Nothing up my sleave. Presto...
I Know All About Your Mother Member Posts: 14 (5/15/04 8:59 pm)	Re: . Tony Shiavonne: Holy smokes, I can not believe it. is that who I think it is? JR: Well, it sure doesn't look like a government mule Tony. Tony: But I thought he was done with this company? JR: He was. Looks like they gone done & hire him back...and he's an Olympic Gold Medalist, no less. That sure ain't the Trix Rabbit. Tony: No, it's worse then the Trix Rabbit. It's...it's...it's... Edited by: I Know All About Your Mother at: 5/15/04 9:03 pm
I Know All About Your Mother Member Posts: 15 (5/15/04 9:02 pm)	Re: .
HitmanDX Posts: 159 (5/15/04 10:10 pm)	Re: . JR: BAH GAWD, I can't believe it! It's Vince Russo! King: Hey, he's not supposed to be here! Someone get rid of him! Russo: I have a very important announcement to make. I've just been named co-general manager of Nitraw. JR: BAH GAWD, that's heinous! King: Oh no. I have a bad feeling about all this J.R. The Hitman has spoken.
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 765 (5/15/04 10:38 pm)	--- stuck in limbo ( Al Wilson's house) $lim kicks back on the sofa, cold beer in one hand, Dawn Marie in the other ( thanks again scorp- Best Dissapearance Angle EVER) watchin Sunday Night Sheat to see how the card is gonna play without him, how DDD is gonna explain his absence, who the $limderfaker that's gonna job to him when he comes back. When suddenly on screen- russo? aw son of a @#%$! Seeya Dawn Marie, been fun, and I'll stop by sometime, but I gotta get down there and put a stop to this! This never happened when I was booker.
King Shawn Posts: 6 (5/15/04 10:38 pm)	Oopsy-Poopsy King: It...It seems I've gone and soiled myself! JR: Bah Gawd.. King: Don't worry! I'll take care of it! [King bends over so as to take off his pants, accidentally drops a turd in JR's lap.] JR: curses up a storm JR: I"m sorry folks, we seem to be having technical difficulties! [Lawler starts squealing.] JR: Jesus, it's a sloppyploppyblopper! [JR juggles it around a bit before finally getting it off of him.] Lawler: POOPIES!!!!!!! [Lawler bounces around happily.] JR grows somber. JR, composure regained: What a turn of events! Vince Russo has returned! We've got a new General Manager! JR, sniffs.: Jesus, King! King Shawn
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 382 (5/15/04 11:20 pm)	Tag Title Match Damn you, toomi!! You've brought in a man who can get heat from this crowd!!! I am going back to the only GM I can trust and demanding that William Hung be put into the tag team elimination match, so me & my Faarooq-like partner can squash the hell out of him. The internet nerds were just getting into my Emocore character, and then you bring in this guy?!?!?! I'm gonna work a whole new level of stiff on this kid. He's gonna get a bitter Hardcore Holly level of stiff kicks, chops, and punches all over that ring...
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 383 (5/15/04 11:23 pm)	Russo By the way, Russo, did I mention I've been hitting opponents with an acoustic guitar? *Backstage, DSR winks at Russo. He proudly holds up an acoustic guitar, with a Dashboard Confessional sticker on it, of course...
dorzia Posts: 498 (5/16/04 2:17 am)	..... shown backstage kissing up to...er... talking to russo "you know vinnie, i, for one know that you were single handedly responsible for the success up north of that "other" thread. and i look forward to the innovative stories and many many many swwwwweeeeerrrrrvvvvveeees you've got cooked up for the nBo here on the off topic board.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1618 (5/16/04 4:07 am)	Re: . Okay, time to get some control back. Staggers in, grabs Russo and botch power bombs him into the Rules forum! Satan, begone! I don't care about people resolving their differences and feuds getting blown off! Botchment Blade stands as advertised! Sure, it'll swerve and change while underway. But that's the way these things go. We are keeping the original card. It doesn't matter that DSR and Adam Bomb have made up and are Tag Champs: They are fighting each other (or the jobber I send running in within the first 10 seconds of the match), Dammit! I'm the GM/Booker/Champ/Top Draw/Top Heel/Overpushed,Overpaid, Useless Bum/Locker room leader/Locker room cancer/Sugar daddy/King of bling bling/Boss' son-in-law/Boss' son/Boss/keeper downer of the rest of the roster/lowest drawing champ in history/guaranteed life time contract holder, dammit and you WILL.... RESPECT.... THE BOOKER MAN! <R.I.P., Brian Pillman> Now, the PPV is tonight! It's promo-cutin' time! nBo - chaos got confused, said "screw it" and went to Moe's. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 766 (5/16/04 4:34 am)	whew ok great so DDD got rid o' russo.. in that case I'm just gonna keep chillin at al wilsons drinking his beer, watchin his cable, keepin his wife company.. so be sure to cut a promo bout my mysterious dissapearance, and intro tha fake me I'll crush next PPV.. I'll just be sittin here collectin a paycheck doin nuttin.. guaranteed contracts rule! I'll make my triumphant return on next nitraw.. have fun at the PPV w/out me..
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1623 (5/16/04 4:52 am)	Re: whew Hell no! You got a match against Toomi, so get your paws of Dawn Marie (I'll be around shortly) and cut thee a promo! Methinks a $limfaker run in might be in the works. nBo - No more Mr. Nice Booker. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 769 (5/16/04 5:02 am)	oh yeah? In that case I'm just gonna phone in the match and stumble around badly for ten minutes.. throw in a coupla rest holds.. do some psuedo supernatural crap n hit the finisher before I head back to al wilson's house- dude's got HDTV with surround sound and a foozball table n all kinds of cool toys to play with ( dawn marie toppin the list) so that's my stipulation I'm gonna turn in a crappy workrate match so there! oh wait.. that's every match idn't it? there goes the threat! ha nBo- we make less sense but more $ by the day
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1631 (5/16/04 6:06 am)	Re: oh yeah? Hey, you better do that exact match. Don't want the fans to actually get their moneys worth, do we? It's the nBo way. Then you can have time off - with full pay - due to a groin pull (Dawn can do the pulling) nBo - We're getting back on track to derailing the business. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
I Know All About Your Mother Member Posts: 16 (5/16/04 6:15 am)	Re: oh yeah? See Double D, I knew it. You feel threatened by me now. That's why you have gone & gotten rid of Vince Russo. And that is good. Granted my clues did not work, for you have no recollection of our days of the Chicago Beach with MTV & the cast of Real World. Maybe you remember the sunny days, chasing the clouds away. We were on our way to where the air is sweet. Say, can you remember how to get, how to get to Sesame Street? Keep your eyes open Double D, because before the day is over, I will be back. And I will have a suprise to swerve you mad.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1633 (5/16/04 6:22 am)	Re: oh yeah? I'm nBo. Swerves are what we are all about. And I went mad years ago. How do you think I got the book? "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
Lazulu73 Member Posts: 68 (5/16/04 11:15 am)	That was so wrong! Dorzia, you have some nerve!! I can't believe you talked Russo into writing me into a "Legends" match with David Arquette Cox before DD had the clown banished. However, in true nBo fashion Double D Dipwad has said that the match stands. But hey, I am game because I have spoken with I know your brother's cousin's uncle's nextdoor neighbor's son in law's mother. He is using his amazing powers to make the match a triple threat, Burger King Drive Thru street fight, midget on a pole, pie eating contest, no dq, winner is the one who makes opponent puke grudge match! Thanks I Know!!! But we can't use Hank the Angry dwarf like you suggested...His corpse would be pretty ripe in the Burger King Drive Thru...Don't want the health department after us, DO WE???
dorzia Posts: 499 (5/16/04 11:25 am)	..... laz, you might be in for the luckiest night of your life. i got a lot on my mind with reffing the main event and making sure double d wi.... i mean, making sure i call things RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE. but hell, i should still have enough in the tank to squash you. now i have to get to my pre ppv drinking!
Latino Meat Member Posts: 256 (5/16/04 2:06 pm)	ehh.... so the card is changing down to the last MINUTE of air time? ehh, whatcha gonna do? as long as i get my ppv appearence check, it's all good. WAIT A MINUTE! THATS THE NBO WAY?!!! Can it be... can Latino Meat be nbo? STAY TUNED AND ORDER THE PAY PER VIEW... BOTCHMENT DAY... TO FIND OUT! Fans, we are MERE minutes away from seeing the single greatest wrestling event in the HISTORY OF OUR SPORT... ORDER NOW!
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 386 (5/16/04 2:45 pm)	Promo... So, I still gotta fight Adam Bomb, huh? Okay *DSR clears throat DSR: "Bomb, if you think you can get away with stealing my girlfriend, and then giving her to dorzia, then DDD, then everyone else, you gotta think again, slapnuts!!! Tonight at Botchment Blade, I will fingerpo-er, beat you within an inch of your life!!! Prepare for the job-er, most hellacious fight of your life!" Just then, Adam Bomb's mom walks into the ring. DSR puts his hand on Adam Momb's shoulder. She then has a heart attack!! As EMTs carry her out on a stretcher, she winks at DSR. She is, after all, also a granny.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1638 (5/16/04 3:31 pm)	Re: Promo... Bah GOD, can you feel the intensity? Yeah, we rival JBL as main eventer level intensity for this, the most anticipated, constipated and intoxicated Post Per View of... the last couple of hours! Order now and receive: - The official token empty box that is a stupid excuse for the nBo to suck you dry! - An official nBo T-shirt puked on...uhm, Autographed by Dorzia! Only 500.000 of these in the world, kids. Collectors item is sure to skyrocket in price as the vomit decomposes! - A generic action figure with second rate paint jobs and third rate accesories that in no way resembles your favorite nBo member (UK viewers: Get your mind out of the gutter). - "The Best Of Latino Meat" Video tape (or, as it's also know: A blank cassette) - The right to go online and proclaim: "What a rip off" only to get called a sexually frustrated nerd who sleeps with his mom and his male friends and can't score and has never had sex ever, by the nBo's very own Dancin' Stevie Richards. Order now so you won't miss the tons of swerves that will all be superficial and not really change anything at all. Don't be left confused by tomorrow nights NitRaw. Isn't it enough that we are? "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
HitmanMark Posts: 332 (5/16/04 3:41 pm)	The Countdown... Sunday Night Sheat nears completion...we see the writers backstage: Writer #1: So, uh, were we writing in a swerve where Latino Meat joins the nBo, or at least makes it look like he will? Writer #2: Wait, let me jog my memory <takes a HUGE swig of Jack right out of the bottle> uh...I'm not sure. I don't think so... Writer #1: Good enough for me; consider the angle dropped. <We see HMark in the ring, ready to cut the last promo of the Sheat before Botchment Blade> I know the nBo's gonna have me cornered tonight, with DoubleD in the ring, and all the goons around it. Why don't you guys just come out and face me RIGHT NOW! <nBo appears in the aisle, makes their way down, ready for a gang beating> <suddenly, HMark drops the mic...BAH GAWD! HE'S SCALING THE TURNBUCKLE, AND HE'S LEAPING ONTO THE OUTSIDE!!! BIG SPLASH, BIG SPLASH, BIG SPLASH ALL OVER THE ENTIRE NBO!!! THEY'RE BROKEN IN HALF...SOME OF THEM LITERALLY!> <HMark, satisfied, makes his way backstage as the nBo regroups, makes his way to the back, and begins to prepare for the main event LATER TONIGHT, FANS WE'RE OUTTA TIME!>
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1651 (5/16/04 5:16 pm)	Re: The Countdown... Top rope manoveurs? Consider yourself fined and suspended. It's not that it's hazardous, but it makes us lazy bums look bad. At my age, my feet don't even leave the ground, brotha. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
I Know All About Your Mother Member Posts: 17 (5/16/04 5:41 pm)	Botchmant Blade <Botchmant Blade opens up as a video promo is aired, showing the highlites of everything since the beginning of the thread. Suddenly, the reel is broken & cut short as we witness the Black & Blue Scorpion standing in the middle of the ring with an army of Mini-Black & Blue Scorpions around the ring> Double D, I warned you earlier. And now the time has come. You may have broken Vince Russo but you don't know what happened before Russo was destroyed. Read this paper here. Oh wait, I forgot, one of the secrets that I know & you never shared is that you can't read. I hope you brought your tutor for this one. It's a proclamation from Vince Russo himself, in which he was able to get the OWNER of this company to sign. Sure, he got him liquored up & all & hired a couple of prostitutes, but it reads: *Quote:* On Sunday, May 16th, 2004, I hand control of this thread over to the Black & Blue Scorpion. Double D has been stripped of all powers that he has & the power is given to the Black & Blue Scorpion. There is one condition though, the Black & Blue Scorpion must unmask & show the world who he is. And once unmasked, ownership will go to the man or woman under that mask. For the Black & Blue Scorpion shall reveal themself at Botchmant Blade & do so after reading this proclamation. There you have it Double D. You & your nBo is history, because you are looking at the NEW General manager & that man is....<Black & Blue Scorpion reaches for his mask to reveal...
toomiguci Member Posts: 620 (5/16/04 5:43 pm)	Re: Botchmant Blade *Quote:* There you have it Double D. You & your nBo is history, because you are looking at the NEW General manager & that man is....<Black & Blue Scorpion reaches for his mask to reveal... IT WAS ME DOUBLE D!!!!!!! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have been wanting to end you & your reign. So I did the old wrestling amnesia hoax to make fans forget about the Toomiguci Army. As for the Dongeon of Toom, they really were the booking committee. <Toomiguci makes the Mini-Black & Blue Scorpions unmask to reveal they really were the members of the disbanded, amesia ridden Toomiguci Army & the Dungeon of Toom, as well as Al Wilson & the carcass of Vince Russo> And my first order of business is to disband the nBo. The second order of business is to change Botchmant Blade to open up with a Over the Top Rope No-Sell Battle Royal. And the only particpants in this will be the former nBo members. And the winner who puts Double D into a hospital will receive a shot at the championship tonight, as well as getting almost any wish they want come true...if I deem it worthy. Now let the show begin. <Toomiguci hits a button to start the pyros> Edited by: toomiguci at: 5/16/04 6:05 pm
dorzia Posts: 502 (5/16/04 5:45 pm)	..... fireworks go off welcome to botcment blade!!!!!!!!!!! in the opening match, the match where you can relaly get fans into it we have laz vs dorzia, a hot new face with the fans strongly behind him against a drunk son of a @#%$! here comes dorzia, the human brewski machine, to the ring, suprisingly by himself and already wearing his ref gear, as he will ref the match of the year double d vs hman.... and here comes laz, charging the ring a house of fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wait a minute.... dorzia is just laying in the middle of the ring!!!!!(now this isn't so abnormal as he often passes out while waiting for his opponent to get to the ring), but dorzia is screaming at laz to cover him... so he does. 1....2.....3! what the hell? what a way to open the ppv. what the hell is dorzia doing. he just picked up his bottle of jack and walked to the back. way to kill a new star's heat you bastard!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1658 (5/16/04 6:02 pm)	Re: ..... What a swerve by The Guch! Where does this leave Botchment Blade? Double D has left the building. Something about losing his smile. Once more HitmanMark has been screwed out of his title shot. Bah GOD, what a development. Screw job, screw job, screw job! What a hoss, that darn jezebel! Somebody stop me, I'm going into hyoerbole overdrive! Government mule! Scolded dog! "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
dorzia Posts: 503 (5/16/04 6:07 pm)	..... up next we've got a real interesting battle, two former partners, and veterans of the ugh thread, dsr and adam b., the team was forced to break up when dsr lost his smile and retired, but then he came back amazingly after 72 long hours, only to realize that adam and the nBo were responsible for him losing the love of his life, so he goes solo and swears revenge....blades his face off....reveals himnself to be many alter egos.....swerves the fans....rejoins adam.....recaptures tag titles in a bogus title change....but upon realizing that their match was already advertised to sell ppvs.....turns again and the match is on!!!! as both stars come to the ring, it is obvious(even with the rediculously wide camera shot) that it is really just two local jobbers dressed in the npo's outfits. they brawl to the floor and the ref counts to ten! a draw! wow, we are off to a huge start to this ppv! where could we go from here?
toomiguci Member Posts: 621 (5/16/04 6:08 pm)	Re: ..... <Toomiguci enters the ring with a mic in hand & screams for Double D> Double D, I have swerved you & I have swerved the fans. Loosing your smile did not work for Shawn Micheals all one thousand times he's done it & it's not going to work for you. You have until the start of the former-nBo Battle Royal to return to this building. If not, you will be stripped, tarred, & feathered of your championship belt. Don't make me call your mother!!!!!!!!!!!
dorzia Posts: 504 (5/16/04 6:13 pm)	..... hman mark's music hits and he makes his way to the ring.....
HitmanMark Posts: 333 (5/16/04 6:15 pm)	You Done It Now... <DoubleD makes his way towards the back, intent on leaving. He rounds a corner...> CHAIR SHOT! CHAIR SHOT! BAH GAWD CHAIR SHOT! IT'S HITMANMARK! HE'S LIKE A FIREBRAND BEATING A SCOLDED RESTARAUNT QUALITY TWO DOLLAR HOSS!!! HMark: YOU listen to ME! We're doing this TONIGHT! Swerve or no swerve, I'M GETTING MY TITLE SHOT, RIGHT HERE, AT BOTCHMENT BLADE!!! <cheap pop++>
toomiguci Member Posts: 623 (5/16/04 6:20 pm)	Re: You Done It Now... <Toomiguci walks around the corner, where he sees HitmanMark standing above Double D> I like this even better. So, not only does Double D have to wrestle in the Former nBo N-Sell battle Royal & then defend his title against the winner, but when all is said & done...HitmanMark, YOU'VE GOT YOUR TITLE SHOT TONIGHT AGAINST THE WINNER!!! And that'sthe bottom line, because I stole this catchphrase.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1659 (5/16/04 6:23 pm)	Re: ..... Double D comes up out of the ring behind toomiguchi who hears nothing despite the fans huge pop. Stiff Big Boot to the back of Guch's head. Botch Power Bomb Ha ha! You think for a minute I bought into your swerve. I saw your swerve way before you swerved it yourself. I'm three swerves ahead of you. I was swerving my babysitter when you didn't even know what a swerve was. I swerve swerves just for the swerve of it. That paper? It's has no legal value. For one thing: It isn't even notarized. Another thing, I'm in tight with the owner. After all, I walk his dog on sundays. I have a guaranteed contract with a creative clause. Ain't no nuthin' you can do to hurt me or the nBo. Oh, and Russo never had any backstage power. He was just an onscreen character. And it wasn't really Russo. It was a cardboard cut out. I know you are waiting for William Hung to come and save you but guess what? SWERVE! I've entered him in Survivor. He'll be gone for months. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
HitmanMark Posts: 334 (5/16/04 6:38 pm)	I Can Take a Hint I don't like where this is going...suddenly toomi is strongarming in on my title feud, even after promising me a title shot RIGHT HERE, TONIGHT?! If this turns into an idiotic Three-Way-Match for the strap, just so DoubleD won't have to drop it to me one-on...uh, I mean, just so DoubleD can make it harder for me to win...then heads WILL roll...
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1663 (5/16/04 6:44 pm)	Re: I Can Take a Hint Well, since I've been brutalized, I need to go to the hospital for stitches (and a stomach pump), but we wouldn't want to dissapoint the sucke... I mean, good people who bought this Post Per View, so before being rushed off to the emergency room, I'm making a number one contenders match between HitmanMark and Toomiguchi! Will there be a run in and a Dusty finish to this match? Does Vince McMahon crap on SmackDown? nBo - We like our swerves with a sideorder of swerve. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
HitmanMark Posts: 335 (5/16/04 6:47 pm)	... ...ANOTHER #1 Contender's Match? How many of these damn things do I have to win before I actually get a shot? Sheesh, like I said before, I'd probably be better off just winning the 100-Man/Jobber Battle Royale at World Bored 3, because not even the nBo could ignore the #1 contender status of the man who wins that, the man who gets a shot at the champion at ScarBlade!
Lazulu73 Member Posts: 71 (5/16/04 6:52 pm)	Re: I Can Take a Hint Mean Gene: Laz, folks are already talkin about your house of fire run of doom. What does this mean? Are you nBo now? Laz hangs his head and doesn't look Gene in the eye Mean Gene: YOU ARE! You are nBo, AREN'T YOU???? Laz looks at Gene and walks off
HitmanMark Posts: 336 (5/16/04 6:56 pm)	Let's go to the commentary! Gorrilla Monsoon: Well, what a strange reaction from Lazulu! Bobby Heenan: Did you see the look in his eyes, Monsoon! He's guilty! He knows it, I know it, all these humanoids MUST know it! GM: WILL YOU STOP?!? BH: Well, what do you think that was all about? GM: I'm sure Laz is just as confused about dorzia's actions as we are, Brain! BH: Right, and William Hung is Frank Sinatra.
HitmanDX Posts: 164 (5/16/04 7:03 pm)	Re: Let's go to the commentary! HitmanDX goes out to the ring to announce the next match* The following announcing is brought to by the nBo. HDX: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is the #1 contenders match. Introducing first, from parts unknown, Toomiguci! And his opponent, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, HitmanMark! The preceding announcing was brought to you by the nBo. The Hitman has spoken.
toomiguci Member Posts: 624 (5/16/04 7:26 pm)	Re: Let's go to the commentary! <Toomiguci parades around the ring, strutting his stuff, & trips. He then gets up, grabs the mic, & cuts the most boring promo ever> Double D, I can't believe you found the notary technicality. But this is far from over. See, I don't want the title. In fact, I want to witness HitmanMark come down to the ring & obliviate you. because I know you fear him. Afterall, I am chickenshit of the man, so I can't blame you. In fact, Hitman, please, come out to the ring now. <Toomiguci lays down as HitmanMark comes down to the ring. Toomiguci calls for the ref, who comes down. The bell sounds, as Toomiguci calls for Hitman to pin him. Hitman gets a 3-count victory over Toomiguci. Toomiguci jumps up, grabs the mic, & declares HitmanMark the winner & #1 contender> hitmanMark, I ask this favor of you though. Can I manage you to victory against Double D? Oh, & DoubleD, I will find a way to challenge your latest claim.
HitmanMark Posts: 337 (5/16/04 7:35 pm)	Hmm... Well, fine, you can manage me if you like... BUT I DON'T DO "FINGERPOKE" JOBS! <slaps Sharpshooter on toomi for a few seconds> Now, see, I didn't want to do that. But the people MUST be entertained! But, I promise, no more Sharpshooters on ya so long as I'm gunnin' for a real match with DoubleD when we get to Roid Wild at Muscle Beach, CA. I just had to do that for the sake of THESE fans.
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 388 (5/16/04 7:41 pm)	Re: Hmm... DSR walks up to HitmanMark backstage. DSR puts his hand on HitmanMark's shoulder, causing him to instantly suffer a heart attack. HMark is quickly put into an ambulance, which is just as quickly hit by an nBo truck, driven by DSR. The fans have no response. Damn internet nerds, what are you, gay? It's 2004 I don't judge... DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
HitmanMark Posts: 338 (5/16/04 7:46 pm)	Um...Ow... <the ambulance doors, now broken, open up, and HMark rolls out, onto the ground> Um, what the hell just happened? <remembers who he is, sells the attack, collapses again> Gorrilla: Looks like we've got ourselves our next Nitraw or Blunder main event!
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 390 (5/16/04 7:52 pm)	Re: Um...Ow... Well, since this attack happened during the PPV, we need a replacement for the main event! And that replacement will be...THE BIG SHO-er, I mean, DSR. After all, Vince won't be happy 'til this guy gets shoved down everyone's throat. Not over? That's not his fault. It's the fault of all those gay internet nerds. But it's 2004, so he doesn't judge... DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
toomiguci Member Posts: 625 (5/16/04 7:58 pm)	Re: Um...Ow... DSR, there's one problem with your theory. With the man that I manage & the man that I just laid down for a three count for in a #1 Contender's Match, that makes me the legal #1 contender for tonight. It's all here in writing. My lawyers have read over it & it has been notarized & signed in triplicate. Which means Double D can not run from me. he can not hide from me. He MUST sell to me though. And if not, I will have my lawyers on his ass. See, I am the future. I am today. I am the present. And I mean business. And DSR, there's nothing, & I mean nooooooooothing you can do about it...agaen.
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 392 (5/16/04 8:07 pm)	Re: Um...Ow... The contract may have been signed three times, but all three times were in the wrong place. So that whole thing is null and void. You have to sign things on the correct line, sir. This happened in A Nightmare on Elm Street, and it happened to you as well. Sorry. The title match is now DSR vs. DDD in a return match (Remember, he fingerpoked me to win my title, and my contract allows me to have a rematch. And MY contract has been signed on the correct lines AND notorized, slapnuts). So you can't get a shot at the title until JobberSlam. Vince wants me on the top of the card. DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 393 (5/16/04 8:12 pm)	Re: Um...Ow... Oh, and by the way, toomi. I hope you weren't referring to THESE lawyers. Three lawyers walk out from backstage. Toomi: Yeah, those are my guys. What are they doing with you?!?! The lawyers take off their masks to reveal their true identities: JBL, Hardcore Holly, and Billy Gunn!!!!!!?!!!!!!! DSR: That's right, pal. You've been swerved by Swervemaster B, Dancing "Bud Bundy" Richards!!!!!!! DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
Latino Meat Member Posts: 267 (5/16/04 8:15 pm)	so... just three short days ago, i was stuck in midlevel hell with dancin stevie... and now he's on top for a title shot.you know, stevie vato loco homes, i've had about enough of you. first you use your pull to remove the battery from my low rider, so i can't come out to give the fans some happiness, you try to cut me from tonights activities, orale... i am the LATINOOOO MEAAAT! Whenever you step in that ring with Triple D, ese vato, I'm going to be watching you from ringside. Just to ensure that your battery in your body, is removed before your shot happens! ARRIBA LA RAZA!
toomiguci Member Posts: 626 (5/16/04 8:16 pm)	Re: Um...Ow... There's one problem DSR, I got the law on my side & that law is the latest in a long line of celebrities I have brought into this thread. I give you: Judge Judy: DSR, my friend, you hold no case in point against Toomiguci. No, shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!! Do you see these people? I try to talk, they have to open your yap. Baliff: hehehe, yes ma'am. Judge Judy: I find the verdict in favor of Toomiguci, whom is still granted the title shot. As for you, Mr. DSR, next time you try to swerve someone who pulled a swerve, look both ways before crossing the street because they will swerve you back. Dismissed. Yeesh. Edited by: toomiguci at: 5/16/04 8:22 pm
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 394 (5/16/04 8:19 pm)	Re: so... I didn't pull your battery, you mongrel. I put my hand on your car, and it had a heart attack. I'm gonna job...er, lose the main event tonight, thanks to your outside interference. Then, at JobberSlam, it's gonna be a special double main event, where I squash-er, fight you, and DDD defends the title against toomi, or Hmark, or whoever. And I know I'm not winning the title tonight, because last week we taped 6 months worth of Nitraw episodes in Florida. DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 41 (5/16/04 8:22 pm)	Re: so... Looky here holmes I'm going to be ringside to make sure that you don't put your little gruby hands on my partner and cost him the match. Also to make things a little more even the INSANE CLOWN POSSE will be ringside as the special enforcers. NPO/nBo 4 Life
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 395 (5/16/04 8:31 pm)	Re: so... *Cue DSR's music (Boys Night Out's "A Torrid Love Affair") and he walks out to the ring. The sound crew is doing a wonderful job of piping in heat for the number one contender. DSR gets to the ring, Emokicking Toomiguci, followed by a clothesline from TRL delivered to Judge Judy. DSR then proceeds to grab a high heel shoe, and lay out everyone, Toomi, Judge Judy, Adam Bomb, ICP, and Latino Meat. Cue DDD's music, as he walks out to the ring. DSR uses his shoe as DDD give the old fingerpoke. Both men are down and the match ends in a double KO. Shiavone: THIS HAS BEEN THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT!!!! WE'LL SEE YOU FOLKS TOMORROW AT NITRAW!!!! The audience gets up. Most of them are pissed. They then go to the airport. All of them are guys, but it's 2004 and I don't judge... DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1665 (5/17/04 2:48 am)	Re: so... Man, what a mess this Post Per View was. More than half the roster didn't even bother to show up. Those that did were obviously drunk and pulled more swerves than a drunk in a school zone and only two of the advertised matches happened. Truly this was the greatest PPV in nBo history. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
HitmanDX Posts: 165 (5/17/04 3:39 am)	Re: so... And the crappiest. nBo- If you're not down with us, we got two words for ya: S*CK IT! The Hitman has spoken.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1675 (5/17/04 4:08 am)	Re: so... I dunno. The massive fustercluck that was Board Games was pretty crappy. But, in retrospect, I guess it couldn't really have ended any other way. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 399 (5/17/04 5:08 am)	Re: so... A limo pulls up... out of it steps... Rob Schneider, hands tied behind his back This is it - I no-showed my match, cos I was drunk in a ditch. And I've never done the right thing in my life. But this is my new leaf, and I'm turning it over right... NOW! From now on, I'm doing the right thing on a weekly basis, cos my counsellor says so! So go on Schneider, tell them what you told me. Schneider - "I'd like to say sorry to all of you people out there for causing anyone any problems over the past few years. I was a mildly entertaining comic and character actor, but they told me a cheap Adam Sandler was needed, one who'd do all of the jobs he was too big for. I'm not a male gigolo, or a hot chick, or an animal, or any of that other crap. I promise never to take another lead role - you'll see me in crowd scenes, or as a snooty waiter getting bit by a lobster. Like my new idol, Bollywood, I'm going to do the right thing, rather than the shite thing" Schneider removes his top to reveal AN EMPLOYEE OF BOLLYWOOD STUDIOS written on his flabby torso That's right brutha's, I'm still down with the nBo, but I feel I need a new direction or I'm just getting lost in the crowd. I know there was never going to be a B-team, but starting today, Bollywood studios will have your backs. More to follow... Enjoy yo self!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1679 (5/17/04 5:39 am)	Re: so... Say it ain't so! Bollywood, you are one of the original founding fathers of the New Board Order. You might have been in the back for a bit, but it was your presence that gave us credibility. Now we'll be exposed for what we really are: Washed up hacks, that are only legends in our own minds and shamelessly rode your coat tails to success. I fear the end is near. The nBo is showing cracks. The people who opposed us could not destroy the nBo, but it seems that the internal problems can tear us apart like a bad mexican meal. How will we combat this? Maybe we should quickly allow a bunch of midboard posters with less than 200 posts join in a sad effort to look strong? This NitRaw seems to be the most important one in the History of our Board! "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 405 (5/17/04 6:08 am)	Bollywood and Vine DoubleD, I said I had your backs - it's just that I'm involved in some Zodiac-style flip-flopping right now - YES! NO! YES! Don't worry though, Bollywood studios is the classic tweener-gang - I'm with the nBo all the way, brutha, but I'm an independent contractor, and business dictates that if one of my clients wants to take a shot the nBo, I can't really tell them no. <how's that for an evasive answer?> Enjoy yo self!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1681 (5/17/04 6:18 am)	Re: Bollywood and Vine Blades in frustration "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
toomiguci Member Posts: 627 (5/17/04 6:34 am)	NitRaw <NitRaw opens with the usual pyro speel, but something has gone terribly wrong. Screams are heard by the pyro pit. It seems somebody screwed up reading the blue prints & set the annouce team up way to close to the pyro. Jerry lawler goes running, screaming like a little girl as his running causes a huge fireball. > JR: BAH GAWD, BAH GAWD, BAH GAWD, I'M ON FIRE LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE!!!!!! THIS WILL BE THE GREATEST NITRAW OPENING YET!!!!!! <The fire department & EMT's bum rush Lawler & JR, putting the fire out & placing them on stretchers. Thumbs up are given, as both men are alive & ok, just burned. As the 2 are carded out, Toomiguci's music hits, as he walks out with the law, Judge Judy.> Anybody got some marhsmellows? I could go for S'mores right about now. <chilled silence to the horrible joke while Judge Judy laughs> Double D, you got lucky last night & you still wear the belt. The thing is, I don't want the belt. I could careless about the belt. In fact, if I had your belt, I would break character & throw it in the trash, that's how serious I am. I want your paycheck, I want your thread, I want you GONE!!! I was placed in charge of celebrities in this thread & it's no fun getting B-Rate celebrities. Look at the list of folks I had going here. The biggest names were Weird Al yankovick, who hasn't even released an album in like a year, & the Olsen twins. They were only here to hype a New York Minute. Damn it Double D, we can't even take advantage of them. They're 17. If I had your payroll, I could afford a much better, not as annoying judge other then Judge Judy. No offense Judy. Judge Judy: None taken. Toomiguci: Come on Double D, thanks to the budget I have, William Hung sang the National Anthem. THIS IS WHY THE FANS HATE ME!!! If I'm going to use celebrities, I need celebrities that are over with the fans & more current. The guy can't even be understood 1/2 the times. And, this, Double D, is why I must put an end to your reign. For your paycheck.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1682 (5/17/04 7:10 am)	Re: NitRaw I'm all about burying the hatchet. Here, have a celebrity. Gives Guchi Nipsey Russell "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 775 (5/17/04 7:37 am)	--- $lim storms the arena ready to wreak all kinds of supernatural havoc, when he notices just how empty it is.. oh, I uh, missed it..better go to the writers bout concoting a story where I was assaulted and hit by a car or something since I've already done the yeti frozen in a block o' ice bit... outta character sorry guys puter was actin funky like a monkey last nite.. my bad.
Blode Posts: 20 (5/17/04 8:45 am)	Mysterious Absence Yeah, so I completely no showed the post-per-view, but trying to work the fact that all my roomates were home, so I got my connection pulled out of the modem is a little to difficult, besides, it wouldn't be Bothchment Day unless I gave some sort of long winded, totally unbelievable escuse which will just be de-bunked as soon as I post it, or completley ignored by the booking staff when they realize it is in no way over with the fans. Without further ado: As the show opens for Monday Nitraw, Blode, your Internet Board Champion, makes his way out to the ring and grabs a mic. "So I suppose you are all wondering where I was last night? Well, the nBo had this great idea where someone would try to run over Double D with a white hummer as he made his way into the arena last night. they would hint at it being Hitman Mark, Dorzia, Laz, Toom, Latino Meat, and many other characters that would actually make sense. In the end, they would reveal it to be me, in an angle that no one would buy, they would build up this whole ridiculus program between DD and myself, and then we would headline a mainevent at the next Post Per View that absolutly no fan wanted to see. He would then proceed to squash me, bury any credibility I had left, and force me to live out my career on AfterBotch on Saturday nights. Anyway, after shooting the whole white hummer sequence, they decided to bury the program, and send me straight to my subsequent jobber nightmare. However, I still have this meaningless Internet Board Title that no one cares about, so at least I have that one going for me. o.B.n. - Where my bosses actually think I am doing work right now... those suckers.
HitmanMark Posts: 339 (5/17/04 9:43 am)	CHALLENGE!!! <HMark makes his way to the ring, wearing a neck-brace, accompanied by a big pop> You know, I'm getting really sick of this. I come here EVERY DAMN DAY, bust my ass, and make everyone else look good. And what do I get for it? I continuously get passed over for a shot at DDD's title. Well, I'm SICK OF IT! I don't care what I have to do, but I'm getting that title shot! I don't care if I have to skip Roid Wild, Botch at the Beach, or SummerSquash/JobberSlam, and wait for ScarBlade after World Bored 3. I'M GETTING THAT SHOT, AND IT'LL BE AGAINST YOU, DOUBLED, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! And I will prove, once and for all, that I FOR REAL, and that I AM the best there IS, best there WAS, and BEST THERE EVER DAMN WILL BE!
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 778 (5/17/04 9:48 am)	--- HMark is walking around in the backstage area when he hears a rumbling sound behind him.. It's $lim in Al Wilson's stolen Nissan Sentra.. he clips HMark with the front fender ensuring no high flying or groovy submission moves for sometime screaming out the window " I told you I'd have my revenge! I'll get a shot at DDD before you will at the Great American Botch.. it'll be an all nBo final, and we all know how those turn out!' after shouting that extra long exposition $lim parks the sentra which promptly drops in a heap runs up to the downed Hmark and drags him into the ring. he's strapped HMark to an $ symbol and hoisted him above the ring.. It's Heinous! and we're outta time!
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 779 (5/17/04 9:52 am)	--- after sacrificing Hmark, $lim calls out toomi- since I was outta commision confrontin personal demons at the PPV let's have our big blow off match tonight here in generic hometown ( cheap pop)
toomiguci Member Posts: 629 (5/17/04 9:56 am)	Re: CHALLENGE!!! HitmanMark, I have pledged my help to you & I still continue to do so. What we're going to do is hit the gym. Why? because, no more beer for you, no more wine for you...we're going on the Atkins Diet to start you off with. And after that's done, it's off to the Richard Simmon's Deal-A-Meal Diet. And to get you ready, I even got the man, himself, to help you work out. No, not Dr. Atkins. Remember, he died when he hit his head while on his own diet. No, Hitman mark, I give you: RICHARD SIMMONS!!!!!!!!! RS: Ok, Hitman, let's see what you're made of big boy. Work them legs. It's time to start sweatin' to the oldies. Big girls don't cry, big girls don't cry, big girls...they don't cry ie ie. They don't cry. Big girls, doohn't cry. Edited by: toomiguci at: 5/17/04 10:26 am
Lazulu73 Member Posts: 72 (5/17/04 10:03 am)	Re: CHALLENGE!!! Lazulu slides down a rope from the rafters, hits Toom in the back of the head with a Jr. Baseball bat and ziplines back to the rafters
toomiguci Member Posts: 631 (5/17/04 10:22 am)	Re: CHALLENGE!!! <Toomiguci looks up, feels the back of his head, no-sells big time, & speaks into the mic> Damn mosqitoes. Sure hope I don't get the West Nile Virus because of that. <Toomiguci then looks at the NitRaw-Tron that shows what happened earlier & why HitmanMark isn't in the ring with him & Richard Simmons> Damn it, that's why he didn't come out. $lim, you want me? You really want me in the ring? Well, TO DAMN BAD!!!!!! If you want me tonight, right here in this ring, you have to go past HitmanMark's new personal trainer, Richard Simmons. Simmons isn't afraid of you. RS: I'm not? What, are you crazy? He's huge. Toomi: Look Simmons, you took on an ultimate fighter at Sky Harbor Airport last month. RS: That's different. He drew attention to me & mocked me. Toomi: Do it Simmons or I'll tell everybody your REAL name. RS: Ok, ok, anything but THAT!!!!! But I won't do it for you. I'll do it for my love of Barbara Streisand. Toomi: If ya have a picture of Babs, I think you can not only beat $lim, but kill the man, too. So tonight, in this very ring...Richard Simmons versus the Under$lim. It's your grave $lim, it's your grave. And may I add, it's a Buried Alive Inferno Hell In the Cell Match. Afterall, this is May & May is Sweeps Month where we have the best matches EEEEEEEEEEEVER. Edited by: toomiguci at: 5/17/04 10:29 am
Lazulu73 Member Posts: 73 (5/17/04 11:15 am)	Re: CHALLENGE!!! Noticing his plan failed, Lazulu slides down with a metal snow shovel. He nails Richard Simmons, who immediately crumples to the mat. Laz then ziplines back up with a look of satisfaction upon his face.
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 781 (5/17/04 11:22 am)	--- $lim enters the ring and stares down at the crumpled form of Richard Simmons, shrugs puts a foot on him. 1-2-3. raises his arm in victory and waits to see what toomi will do next.. stare up where laz came from- where does he get those wonderful toys?
Lazulu73 Member Posts: 74 (5/17/04 11:30 am)	Re: --- Wal Mart
toomiguci Member Posts: 632 (5/17/04 12:24 pm)	Re: --- $lim, don't you get it. I am afraid of you. Why do you think I had people THINK my magic failed when I was the Black & Blue Scorpion & sent you to Al Wilson's home? I wanted you gone. And any man who is crazy enough to think Dawn marie is hot deserves to go straight to hell. And if you notice, you did not win the match against Richard Simmons. It was a Buried Alive Inferno Hell In the Cell Match. I don't see Simmons on fire & buried, nor has the Hell In the Cell Cage been lowered yet. You, my friend, have screwed yourself. And since Simmons is injured, the match is being postponed until he can no-sell you some more. You screwed yourself You screwed the fans You screwed the ratings But I screwed you!!!!!!! Wait a minute, that didn't sound right.
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 168 (5/17/04 12:27 pm)	Retiring??? (the following announcement has been paid for by the new Board order) 8Syxx: I've been thinking about my position in the nBo. I've been the cruiserweight champ since the nBo started but lately there hasn't been any competition for me. That and I've had my ribs broken by Big M, torn a few quads, bladed myself for the enjoyment of it, screwing my man-beast woman Chynah, doing the free hookers, and drinking booze with my brethren. So I've decided to retire from active competition but fear not nBo for I will still be around. I'll be the official nBo ref for all nBo matches. I'll still no-sell bumps and blotch my spots when possible. (the preceeding announcement has been paid for by the new Board order) OOC: I'm only retiring because I can't keep up with the posts for matches and what not. I'll still chime in when I can cause it's nBo 4 LIFE!! Be sure to book me so that I make fast counts when an nBo member goes for the pin and slow counts when someone else does. And I'll pull a Nick Patrick and act like I hurt my shoulder if it looks like an nBo member won't get up. nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
dorzia Posts: 505 (5/17/04 12:38 pm)	..... let's not forget, i still have the liscence to ref double's next title defense, since last night's match didn't go down as scheduled. so bring on the number one contender!!!
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 783 (5/17/04 12:39 pm)	sigh fine toomi, we'll have the simmons match when necessary..and you and I will settle things at some point. and as for dawn marie.. well it's more like she was there with a pulse more than anything else.. I'm dead remember.. gotta take what's available 8syxx sorry to see you refrain from active competition but I freely admit I'm havin trouble keepin up myself.. it' s just cuz nBo is so OVER can't be anything else
HitmanMark Posts: 340 (5/17/04 1:02 pm)	Yowzers! <Hmark makes his way to the ring, bandaged, with tire marks running up his stomach> Toom, I keep telling you, I don't need someone in the goofy sidekick roll! I can handle these problems myse- <holds arm up, abruptly brings it down, the pain reminding him he's been hit by a car about three times now>...AAAAAARGH!!! Ok, forget it! I'll just have to heal up and win back my #1 Contender spot!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1683 (5/17/04 3:51 pm)	Re: Yowzers! StrecthMarK! You can have your title shot right now, you pansy! See, that's why you ain't nBo, dog. A nBo member would have no-sold dat ride and talked Gangsta while din' so, G. Now bring yo tired traditionalized ass on, so I can beat it like J.R. beats his clichees. Grabs HitmanMark and debuts his new finisher, the Double D Destroyer! (Fans of Indy wrestling will recognize it as a sloppy and obviously not praticed version of Low Ki's Ki Krusher 99. Luckily there ain't no Indy fans around. But this is 2004 so I'm not judging...) Check yo-self before yo riggedy-wreck yo-self, foo! "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
dorzia Posts: 506 (5/17/04 3:59 pm)	..... .......dorzia runs to the ring wearing his ref shirt, just as he goes to check and see if hman gives up, hman reverses the hold, and..... what the?????? dorzia signals for the bell!!!!!!!! i dont think i heard double d give up!!!!!! dorzia gives hman the belt and he runs out of the ring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! new champion! new champion! new champion! ladies and gentlemen, your winner, by submission....... AND NEW WCF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...................................... HITMAN MARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what the hell.... a new era has begun on the off topic board! where do we go from here?
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1686 (5/17/04 4:03 pm)	Re: ..... An irate Double D screams obscenities at everyone and starts destroying equipment and innocent threads. After 10 minutes of this hissy fit he makes his way to the back, gets into a limo and leaves. Will he ever be back? "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 397 (5/17/04 4:33 pm)	Next PPV Well, since Blode doesn't want his Internet Board Title, and 8Syxx has retired, I'll take both belts. It's only fair, I mean, after all, Vince wants me over, so I'm gonna be forced down all of your throats. And if you don't like it, it's obviously because you're gay. But hey, it's 2004 and I don't judge. Now, since I didn't technically lose last night's match for the World Title, I deserve a fair shot at the belt. So, at Bad Angle, I'm gonna challenge HMark to a Fresh Prince of Bel Air Match. The match works like this: You and I play some B-Ball outside of the school. After 5 minutes, a couple of guys who are up to no good will start making trouble in our neighborhood. The loser is the first person who's mother gets scared and says, "You're moving wit' ya Auntie and Uncle in Bel Air."
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1689 (5/17/04 4:43 pm)	Re: Next PPV <Stevie, you crack me up like Wacky Tobaccy, man. > "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
HitmanDX Posts: 172 (5/17/04 5:32 pm)	Re: Next PPV The rest of the nBo comes out and attacks dorzia and HitmanMark. They spray-paint nBo on their backs before leaving The Hitman has spoken.
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 786 (5/17/04 8:07 pm)	betrayed! what's this swerve upon swerve? and Hmark is champ? beats me down when I'm a lowly booker and he's champ? This will not stand! guess what, I came back from the dead but I din't come alone- recognize this shiny gold belt? I bet you do it's the original Ugh championship! I bet you thought when you guys moved down here all the old stuff got scrapped but as a Lee/Kirby creation might say whilst swinging an uru hamer, I Say thee nay varlet! you'd be surprised what you can find when you're either dead or at al wilson's house. so since I got this belt I proclaim myself world heavyweight champ..sure I got it outta the mothballs and was awarded it rather than won it, but it's not as if that's never happened before. I propose a unification match Hmark, winner take all. and bring that turncoat dorzia with you. heaven knows I've got the nbo with me. We're outta time!
toomiguci Member Posts: 633 (5/17/04 10:48 pm)	Keep an eye out... The Scam Is Coming
dorzia Posts: 508 (5/18/04 2:36 am)	..... ...dorzia comes to the ring carrying the vince russo cardboard cut out.... "you know somethin double d, you fat, injured politition, i have been sick and tired of carrying your old broken down ass for a long time now. and as far as you slim.... your crappy booking is the reason the ugh threads ratings plunged the way they did. and if i have to listen to that mid card whiner dsr ramble on for one more post, i'm gonna puke up my last drink! so when i found out that cardboard russo was signing a deal to write for the off topic thread, i jumped on board. so now, we have a new champ, new main event talent, and thanks to toomi, plenty of pointless, ratings grabbing celebrities. so nBo, bucke up, cuz there is going to be more changes, more gimmick matches, more swerves, and more chaotic endings than ever! carries cardboard russo out of the ring
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 792 (5/18/04 8:06 am)	-- be that as it may, as long as I've got this Ugh belt, I can lay claim to being the real world's champion.
Lazulu73 Member Posts: 75 (5/18/04 8:52 am)	Re: -- What about me? What about Lazulu?
HitmanMark Posts: 341 (5/18/04 10:04 am)	YOU SCREWED...DoubleD? Well I'll be damned...for once I'm on the OTHER side of a screwjob! $lim, you want a shot at MY belt? Want to prove that you're the best? Well, I don't think we can do something so huge at Bad Angle...no, wait, here's a better idea. We WILL have a unification match at Bad Angle, but the feud will continue on into Roid Wild, and into Botch at the Beach, except these matches will have wild, inane gimmicks attached to them, like a No-Sell in a Cell match, or a tag team match involving various celebrities! And if the fans don't absolutely hate it by then, we'll fight again at SummerSquash in the great blowoff match! Naturally, someone else might challenge at some point...but, like a true WCW booker, we'll play it by ear instead of actually planning anything out. Now dorzia...well, he might have given me this belt, but I know better than to just trust him...don't you all remember DoubleD's supposed exile from the nBo back in the Ugh Wars? Yeah, that's what I thought. Looks like I'm more of a marked man than ever, baby.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1692 (5/18/04 12:43 pm)	Re: YOU SCREWED...DoubleD? The $limtron plays: Double D in a business suit sitting in a generic studio I go to the board each and every night to entertain people, to put on a show and give the people what they want. HitmanMark took it too far. He went online to hurt his fellow poster. While I was trapped in his dangerous and illegal submission hold, he applied too much pressure and tore many ligatments and muscles in my legs as well as broke the bones and pulled out my leghair. As a result of his vicious and unsportsmanlike behaviour I am currently dissabled awaiting doctors tests to see if my career is over. I refuse to give up and will train every day to come back even stronger and better than ever before. In the mean time I am putting out this reward holds up bag of money to anyone that can take down HitmanMark. You will not enjoy your ill gotten gain, my friend. I promise you that! Screen fades to black "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 801 (5/18/04 12:53 pm)	who's it gonna be? I'm already gonna bury Hmark so I don't necessarily need the bounty though I'll take it if I get to him first, BUT if someone wants to collect prior to our unification match I woudn't be too angry.. DDD while you're outta commision I'd like you to help train me for my big bout to get all the gold as you've been champ for much longer ( aw we both booked it) and for you to be in my corner. $lim-the real world's champ.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1695 (5/18/04 1:05 pm)	Re: who's it gonna be? It's a deal! Anything to help HitmanMark experience just a fraction of the agony I'm in. Get ready to feel the burn. Oh, and I got some Indy tapes where we can rip off exciting new moves and thus rob poor, hardworking indy scene wrestlers of the measly money they make by taking away their trademarks. nBo - It's good to be the king. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 804 (5/18/04 1:35 pm)	exciting new moves? er, with my deadman gimmick I got like a 5 moveset.. punch, kick, clothesline,chokeslam finisher and some supernatural stuff. but guess it's worth a shot..I'll unify the belts and it'll be back in the nBo family where it belongs. HMark be sure to keep dorzia OUT of your corner. no reason for that guy to show up and cost someone the match with his interference on someone's behalf. 4life- we squash because we can
dorzia Posts: 509 (5/18/04 2:24 pm)	..... dorzia, wearing i love ny shirt, comes to the ring with cardboard russo -thanks for the idea double d. instead of stealing moves from the guys on those tapes, i've just decided to offer the top guys from these feds lucrative contracts. thus killing their feds and burrying them on like page 5 of every thread. hey old buddy... hope those injuries don't shelve you for good! and hman mark, i don't care if you trust me or not, all i know is you've finally got your world title. all i can say is be careful what you wish for, cuz you just might get it. and $lim, if you really want double d training you for the big unification match, you'd better be prepared to drink 38 stale beers, smoke 3 packs of cigarrettes, sleep with 4 hookers, and pull a quad........ and that's just to get outta bed in the morning!
Lazulu73 Member Posts: 77 (5/18/04 2:49 pm)	Re: ..... As Dorzia speaks, Lazulu breaks a hole through the ring toting a blow torch. He sets the cardboard cutout ablaze and disappears in a cloud of smoke. Dorzia mourns the loss and vows revenge.
HitmanDX Posts: 176 (5/18/04 2:59 pm)	Re: ..... JR: BAH GAWD, THAT WAS HEINOUS! HitmanDX goes to the announcing booth and knocks out JR and the King HDX: Shut up, JR! I'm taking over the announcing now. You too suckas had better scram or you'll get a beatdown nBo style! The preceding segment was brought to by the nBo The Hitman has spoken.
dorzia Posts: 510 (5/18/04 3:01 pm)	..... it's a good thing that my man vinnie ru is the swerviest of all swervers, and that was a photocopy that i brought to the ring! if some of you think that you swerve swerves just for the swerve of it, well kids, i take those swerves and i swerve em! so swerve you all! none of you have drawn money with any of your posts!
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 810 (5/18/04 3:08 pm)	? he's lost his mind! anyone else thinking gargamel from the smurfs reading that? maybe it's just me. good to know I got HDX in the annouce booth presenting an unbiased view of the real world's champion
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1705 (5/18/04 3:22 pm)	Re: ..... What we really need right now, is boot scrapes. Man, I love boot scrapes. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
dorzia Posts: 511 (5/18/04 4:29 pm)	..... of course you know, that the unification title match will be earlier on the card, since there will be a 3 ring, triple decker cage, lumberjack, falls count anywhere, no dq, bunkhouse, number one contendership on a pole match featuring toomi, blode, laz, william hung, richard simmons, david arquette, dennis rodman, mancow, kiss, and jay leno.
wilmes Member Posts: 448 (5/18/04 6:04 pm)	Re: ..... Wilmes posts in this thread -Dustin Wilmes- "Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat."
HitmanMark Posts: 342 (5/18/04 6:52 pm)	I'm a Wanted Man! DoubleD, you talk about wanting ME to feel the pain that YOU'RE going through?!? Remind me again, who was it who got hit by a car, not once, but two times? TWO TIMES?!? And who's gotten his neck busted by a Botch-Knife Powerbomb on numerous occassions? Yeah, I think I know what pain is. Aww, poor baby D can't handle HMark reclining when he slaps on the Sharpshooter! Maybe you need your mommy to kiss it to make it better...if she wasn't already kissing ME! YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, I WENT THERE! And I've got a nice surprise for the announce booth! nBo, I'm afraid HDX is gonna be announcing...but only on BLUNDER! Say hello to our new NitRaw announce team, Bobby Heenan, and a reanimated Gorrilla Monsoon's head in a jar! <Brain waves hello, Gorrilla waves one of the metal tentacles attached to his head-jar> And...BAH GAWD, WILMES HAS ARRIVED IN THE "HEY YO" THREAD!!! WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?!?
toomiguci Member Posts: 634 (5/18/04 8:11 pm)	Re: <A vignette is shown on the NitRaw-Tron & all it says is: The Scam is coming> <Toomiguci walks backstage, where he sees HitmanMark. he approaches Hitman & bashes him over the head with a foam finger> Goofy sidekick? Goofy sidekick? I AIN'T NO SIDEKICK BOY!!!!!!!! <HitmanMark turns around> HmM:That's supposed to hurt Toom? yeah, you are goofy, ya dork. Toomi: You want hurt, I'll show you hurt. <Toomi turns around then smashes the same foam finger across HitmanMark's head, causing Hitman to blade big time, & drops the foam finger. A brick falls out of it> THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK, MARK!!!!!!! Don't you ever call me a goffy sidekick again. I offered to manage you. I offered to help you. I gave you Atkins, I gave you Richard Simmons & this is how you repay me? THIS IS HOW?!?!?!?!?!? It's over Hitman, it's over. Your reign, it's over. You betrayed my trust in you. And now, I want that money from Double D. At least if he gets me the money, I can afford some more better celebrities for this damn thread. Why? because, nobody obviously appreciattes the hardwork I do around here getting these celebrities. NOBODY!!!!!!
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 401 (5/18/04 8:22 pm)	Re: I'm a Wanted Man! *DSR drops a car from the top of the building, on a bungee cord kinda deal, like Sting. The car crushes HMark. DSR: "That's right, that bounty is MINE, toomi!!" Toomi: "Well, considering the car did all the damage, the bounty is really his!!!" The Car: "Why, thank you" DSR: "Aw, dammit!!!" DSR pulls HMark from under the car and hits him with an acoustic guitar. The fans have no response. They must be gay, but it's 2004 and I don't judge. DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
toomiguci Member Posts: 635 (5/18/04 8:28 pm)	Re: I'm a Wanted Man! <HitmanMark looks up at DSR> DSR, you forgot one thing...we wrestlers never get hurt by falling cars. Check the manual. <HitmanMark then staggers out the door with Toomiguci & DSR in tow. Fade to black, where it says, "The Scam is still coming.">
toomiguci Member Posts: 636 (5/18/04 8:37 pm)	Re: I'm a Wanted Man! <Richard Simmons runs into the ring> $lim, I am making the 300th post because I want you...tonight!!!!!! Buried Alive Inferno Hell In the Cell Match!!!!!!! Let's do this sweeps month right & get the ratings so that I can get an increase in my guest appearance pay.
HitmanMark Posts: 343 (5/18/04 8:40 pm)	EGAD! So toomi's had a heel turn, too? Man, this has been the toughest NitRaw for me in weeks! I mean, I had to put on TWO layers of bandages on my forehead after that car crushed me! I need a short vacation! <Cut to a scene of HMark on the beach, teaching some kids to play volleyball> <Suddenly, a small military boat lands on the beach! Out steps toomi, $lim, and DSR (who's wearing flip-flop sandals, btw); an intense staredown begins when they confront the champion> You boys better back off! I don't have time for this now, anyway! I'm going back to my boat! <suddenly, a strange..."small man" places a strange item on HMark's boat! Bah Gawd, what could this all mean?!?>
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 405 (5/18/04 8:49 pm)	Re: EGAD! <By the way, thanks for putting me in the goddam flip flops, HMark.> DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
toomiguci Member Posts: 637 (5/18/04 8:49 pm)	Re: EGAD! <The "small man" walks up to Toomiguci> How'd I do boss? Toomi: Well, now that I got a decent celebrity in Mini-Me on the payroll, I am happy. And you've done well. Did you light the fuse? MM: How many times must I tell you, stop calling me Mini-Me. The name's Emannuel Lewis. Toomi: Oh, that's right. You were Arnold. EL: No, I was Webster. Toomi: Short, black kid from the 80's with no career today. What's it matter? You were both on Surreal Life. <Just then, the boat floats out to sea> Wait a minute Webster, the boat should have exploded by now. EL: Exploded? You didn't say anything about exploded boats. All you said was you wanted me to aoutograph the boat. Toomi: You are so fired!!!!!!! HitmanMark's getting away. The Scam is coming...eventually
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 817 (5/18/04 9:03 pm)	toomi If you still want the match, the dead$lim is ready.. I'll bust out all 5 of my moves and you'll rest in peace if need be. But it doesn't hafta be that way, we've had our battles but I'm willing to scrap all that.. join us in an alliance, you're already flirting with a heel turn, go full on bad guy. the nBo is no doubt hurting with recent apparent defections, but I think we all know where the true masters of the swerve and the thread are. As an act of good faith, here- here's some money I stole from Al Wilson's couch and Dawn Marie's gstring for you to get us the band to open the next nitraw.. that' s right you now have enough cash to hire the zack attack, screech and all whether you decide to err on the side of evil or not.. and if you still wanna throwdown, I'm the biggest dog in the yard and the real world's champ so I'll never back down.. it's your choice.
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 407 (5/18/04 9:14 pm)	Re: toomi DSR comes up next to Under$lim. He's got meaningless symbols on his chest. He's wearing long tights with pentagrams and rainbow triangles on them. (But he still insists on calling marks* gay.) He throws some money toomi's way, as well as what appears to be a CD-R. DSR and $lim shake hands. $lim: "That's right, DSR is now an A*hole-ite! He's joining the Ministry!!!" DSR: "Hey, I thought you said I was joining the band Ministry!!! That's why I gave toomi my demo!" $lim shakes his head. The two of them walk off. DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!! Edited by: Dancing Stevie Richards at: 5/18/04 9:15 pm*
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 820 (5/18/04 9:30 pm)	if I can be serious for a moment kayfabe break coming up- cracking me up DSR gotta tell ya.. how nuts is it that we've got already over 300 posts? dag gentlemen truly the insanity is running wild. I'm still loving the fact that DSR and I both "retired" in the tell me a lie thread and missed absolutley zero time. great stuff ok back to Dead$lim see toomi, DSR is on the same page, join us and DDD in stompin out the psuedo champion HMark-who's like the only good guy ( throwing flair a bone) on this thread. DSR, yeesh man another gimmick? I thought I was a schizophrenic character! let's run down the list: nBoite, new page outlaw, emocore hero, and now a**holite? you're like the booty man away from being ed leslie.. oh well more the merrier my friend.
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 408 (5/18/04 10:18 pm)	If you can be serious for a moment Well, I still haven't become Dancing Justin "Hawk" Richards, yet. Hmmm........ On second thought, I think instead I'll just streamline everything into one friggin' character. But what KIND of character will this be?!?!?! WE'RE OUTTA TIME!!!
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 409 (5/19/04 3:19 am)	Re: If you can be serious for a moment This thread moves too damn fast for me. It will slow down and work at my (pedestrian) pace, or I will have it sent to the 'rules' board for 'conditioning'. Bollywood studios - still in production Enjoy yo self!
toomiguci Member Posts: 638 (5/19/04 4:32 am)	Re: If you can be serious for a moment $lim, I got no beef with you. But, once Richard Simmons is in a mindset, he don't back down. You know I don't wanna wrestle ya because, frankly, dude, you scare me. You scare the beegeebers out of me. Thing is, Simmons is on kill mode right now. And since it's May & we all know May is when shows get better as they go after ratings in sweeps month, that's why he wants to wrestle ya. This is all my fault...my fault. I'm sorry, I'm so, so sorry. Please forgive me. I never should have made the match in the first place, because now Simmons won't back down until he gets his Buried Alive Inferno Hell In the Cell Match. The Scam is coming...soon, real soon...I promise. It will be worth this pointless hype You'll like it
dorzia Posts: 514 (5/19/04 6:13 am)	..... comes to the ring with cardboard russo... sdr, you want to keep shoving your new gimmicks down everyone's throat, you want to keep trying to force yourself into the main event picture, well it is your lucky day... since so many of our stars with garunteed posts are home nursing nagging injuries this week.... the main event tonight will be you against our newest star...wilmes! (nothing like throwing your new guy right into a main event on his first show so he has nowhere to go right?) and just so things don't get out o fhand, brother love will be handcuffed to $lim!!!
wilmes Member Posts: 451 (5/19/04 8:46 am)	Re: ..... That's right! I'm the show-stopper now! -Dustin Wilmes- "Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat."
HitmanDX Posts: 177 (5/19/04 8:51 am)	Re: ..... In 88 posts, the board as we know it will be forever changed. You've been warned... The Hitman has spoken.
dorzia Posts: 516 (5/19/04 11:01 am)	..... backstage, shakes wilmes hand, brother love has arm around cardboard russo... i see many main events in your future brother wilmes!
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 176 (5/19/04 11:36 am)	Re: ..... I hope i'm around here when we get close to 25 pages so I can count to 3 on this thread. Or maybe I'll hurt my shoulder while trying to count to 3 and we'll have to do the thread again. It's kinda tighing up on me right now. nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 826 (5/19/04 11:46 am)	holy posts batman! OOC again.. dude we're flyin thru this thing! took like what three weeks for ugh thread to get to 500 and we're already 2/3 there? course we have more help than just the 8 of us this time I guess.. confusion rules!
wilmes Member Posts: 454 (5/19/04 3:42 pm)	Re: holy posts batman! Yes! I am definitely confused by all the wackiness going on in this thread! -Dustin Wilmes- "Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat."
dorzia Posts: 517 (5/19/04 3:55 pm)	.... wilmes.... talk with confidence brother, you are a blue chipper! me and cardboard russo are going to right all of the wrongs made in the ugh thread!
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 414 (5/19/04 4:06 pm)	Re: .... *Wilmes comes out to some generic rock music. The sound crew pipes in some cheers for him. Boys Night Out's "A Torrid Love Affair" hits!! The fan's boo maniacally as the former World Champ, DSR, makes his way to the ring. Wilmes tries some splendid moves. DSR sells none of them. Wilmes misses a 6 star 450 Frog Splash Suicide Plancha. DSR hits the Clothesline from TRL. 1 2 3 Da Winnah...DSR!!!!!!!!!!!! DSR: "Now carry my bags, jobber!!!!" DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
toomiguci Member Posts: 640 (5/19/04 4:10 pm)	Re: .... <Toomiguci stands on the beach with Webster> Damn it kid, you let the boat get away. But what's worse is you forgot to tie our boat to the rock. We're trapped, TRAPPED I SAY!!!!!! And what's worse, is $lim & DSR took off, leaving me here a looooong time ago. Webster: How many times I gotta tell you, I'm not a kid. I'm in my freaking 30's!!!!!! Toomi: Big deal, ya still screwed up. How many hours we been on this island? Webster: 10 minutes. Toomi: THAT'S TO LONG!!!!! HELP!!! HELP!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!! The Scam will be here sooner then you think...no, really. We mean it. And when it gets here, this hype will make you happy you stuck around
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1759 (5/19/04 4:39 pm)	Re: .... Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip, That started from this tropic port, Aboard this tiny ship. Toomiguchi was a mighty sailing man, Webster brave and sure. Two passengers set sail that day, For a three hour tour, a three hour tour. The weather started getting rough, The tiny ship was tossed, If not for the courage of the fearless crew, The minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost. The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle, With Toomi, And Webster too, The Olsen twins and Nipsey too, The movie star, Called Mini Me, Here on Gilligans Isle. So this is the tale of the castways, They're here for a long, long time, They'll have to make the best of things, It's an uphill climb. Toomiguchi and Webster too, Will do their very best, To make the others comfortable, In the tropic island nest. No phone, no lights no motor cars, Not a single luxury, Like Robinson Crusoe, As primative as can be. So join us here each week my freinds, You're sure to get a smile, From five stranded castways, Here on Toomiguchi's Isle. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
HitmanDX Posts: 179 (5/19/04 4:39 pm)	Re: .... It's coming.... In 80 posts, the board will never be the same again. You've been warned... The Hitman has spoken.
dorzia Posts: 519 (5/19/04 4:41 pm)	..... toomi, i need your pull with the celebs around here, cardboard russo told me that celebs=ratings and I believe him! i'm sending the love boat to pick you up good buddy!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1760 (5/19/04 4:53 pm)	Re: ..... Feuds, exciting and new, Come aboard. We'll be squashing you. Pain, nBo's reward. Let it flow, it floats back to you. The nBo soon will be making another run. The nBo promises something for everyone. Set a course for adventure, Your mind on a new screw job. Botchs will hurt a lot more If they're done on a concrete floor. It's Squuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaasssssshhh! Welcome aboard - It's Squuuuuuuaaaaassh! "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater. Edited by: DoubleDDudley at: 5/19/04 5:13 pm
Lazulu73 Member Posts: 81 (5/19/04 7:59 pm)	Re: ..... There's the Jobbers, There's the nBo, You're no sold now you know about the facts of life, the facts of life You never had a title shot And when ya did a screwjob's what you got the facts of life, the facts of life When your role never seeeeems to be liv-ing up to your dreams suddenly you're finding out the nBo don't give a damn about youuuuu you you you you Noooot about you They'll never give you a fair fight Now you're learnin the facts of life
HitmanMark Posts: 345 (5/19/04 8:19 pm)	My Sweet Jeebus... Have we...have we actually starting having spinoff series?!? I don't know if this is a new high for us, or a new low. And, DSR, you BETTER not hold wilmes down! Bah Gawd, there ain't enough faces around here, I need help holding off all these guys who want the bounty DoubleD put on my head... Hey, wait a minute...what exactly was in that bag DoubleD was offering as a reward? BAH GAWD, WHAT, INDEED?
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 418 (5/20/04 12:51 am)	TV Themes DaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa Screw Job! DaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa Screw Job! Screw Job, Screw Job, Screw Job! Da Na NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa SCREW JOB!!! <Bam!> <Pow!> <Oooofff!!!>
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1767 (5/20/04 2:55 am)	Re: TV Themes Hey, I never meant for this to happen, but when the Guch was trapped on that Island, I just couldn't help thinking about Gilligans Island (despite never ever having seen it. It didn't make it to my country). Then that backstabbing traitor Dorzia mentioned the Love Boat, and I couldn't stop myself. And we all know Second rate, washed up celebrities = Ratings! Oh, and the reward is still up for grabs! Bring me the head (and championship belt) of HitmanMark. Dorzia! HitmanMark! You screwed Double D! "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
dorzia Posts: 520 (5/20/04 3:28 am)	..... comes to the ring with cardboard russo and a squad of armed security quards, only one of them is wearing a helmet with dark visor "you know somethin, ever since i started this thread, i have done nothing, NOTHING, but deal with the bulls*t polotics behind that curtain! and that goddam plotician double d! and i know you fans paid good money to be here, and you expect a title match here, and you'll get one! so tonight in this ring, hitman mark will take on.." security guard removes his helmet....IT'S DOUBLE D!!!!!!!!!!!!! he botch bombs all of the other guards, sticks forks in all of their throats!, dorzia tries to high tail it, and is nailed with 6 of the fakest looking punches ever, wait a minute, double d has a hold of the cardboard russo!, and he pulls a blowtorch out!!!!!, oh, a crotch shot from behind from wilmes, and double d goes down, dorzia, wilmes cardboard russo and brother love run for the dressing room and we are outta time!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1772 (5/20/04 3:45 am)	Re: ..... As Thursday Night Blunder open, we are treated to a video of Wilmes low blowing Double D. Double D staggers to the ring. I have here in my hand a piece of paper I would like to give to Wilmes. It's a subpoena. I'm suing you for sexual harrasment! You touch my genitals in a way I found inappropriate. I suffer physically and pshycologically from this. I'm also suing the Off Topics Forum for not providing a safe workplace. I've being seriously hurt by HitmanMark and now sexually assaulted by Wilmes. Furthermore I'm suing Dorzia and Cardboard Russo for not preventing and even provoking Wilmes' sexual assault. I believe them to be the real masterminds behind this transgression and given Dorzia's history with envy of being in my shadow and his recent helping of HitmanMark in injuring me, I believe I have a good case. I'm calling everyone in this thread as witnesses and everyone in the Rules forum as the jury (because they have no clue what's going on here). It'll be the trial of the century! "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
HitmanDX Posts: 181 (5/20/04 3:54 am)	Re: ..... Everyone in the arena looks toward the titantron It's coming... In 70 posts, there will be no escaping the higher power. You've been warned... The Hitman has spoken.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1773 (5/20/04 4:26 am)	Re: ..... Pyros go. We are live at the Off Topic Forum. Intro video plays. Suddenly it's interrupted Here's the story of an awesome faction, Which started with four very funny guys. All of them had belts of gold, like they wanted, All gained by henious lies. It's the story of a man named HMark, Who was busy with always getting screwed. They were four men squashing all the talent, HMark was getting booed. Till the one day Dorzia screwed DD Dudley, And they knew that it was much more than a work. That this group was somehow showing dissertion, That's the way Dorzia became a big jerk. The nBo, the nBo. That's the swerving way of the New Board Order. "Damn those nBo bastards! They are making a mockery of everything! Is nothing sacred! Bah GOD, I just soiled myself. It's a waffle house style soiling. Henious, henious, henious! I think this is the damndest night any of us have ever seen. I'm crazier than a Pet coon!" "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
Lazulu73 Member Posts: 82 (5/20/04 8:49 am)	Re: ..... We are back from commercial break and Lazulu is standing in the ring I have been sitting back watching all this crap go down. Watching Dorzia flip flop factions as often as $lim flip flops gimmicks. My Fans keep asking what I plan to do about it. They ask me how I can help. What can I do????? I'll tell ya...NOTHING Laz rips off his shirt to reveal an nBo shirt That's right! I am sick and tired of selling. I am sick of practicing moves so they look good! I will botch my way to the top! Don't look at me like that! You should have seen it coming. Don't you remember that I used the same blowtorch a few posts back that Double D used? Dorzia, I will never sell to you again! You and I have a date with destiny at the Royal Bumble! I want my shot!!!!
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 836 (5/20/04 9:53 am)	EEEEEEEEEVIL EEEVIL I tells ya! If you missed our last Nitraw fans you missed a dang ding dong slobberknocking ass whoopin barnbuner as $lim destroyed toomigucis former celebrity disciple richard simmons and set him ablaze n the inferno match finishing that feud. Yes he's back to bein the Dead$lim, more evil and over the top supernatural than ever! following the match he took the belt which until recently was the original ugh belt he used to tout himself as the "real world's champ" and put it in a briefcase "This is DDD's, he's still the real world's champ and he'll be the one facing Hmark in the unification match, I no longer care about titles.. just spreading the message. Further, * as he removes the nBo tshirt and puts it in the briefcase* branching out in my own faction no longer allows me the time to participated in the organization I helped build. But New Board Order no-selling, boozing, whoring, etc is a state of mind, so though I'm no longer bound by the letters, still nBo at the core as one of the innumberable darkness tats sleeving the arms suggest. For now though, prepare for the $limistry of Darkness! toomi, your method of bringing b-list celebrities to the offtopics is a good one, as such since I've now removed Richard Simmons my offer to align forces stands. I've got TJ from Magnum PI flying his copter to get you off that island as we speak. Meet our first converts.." Six druids appear behind $lim and when they dehood- Zack Attack! Zack Attack! Zack Attack! $lim has corrupted the Save by the Bell kids in his plan to unite all second rate celebs under the $limiistry! What can happen next?
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 182 (5/20/04 10:34 am)	Re: EEEEEEEEEVIL EEEVIL I tells ya! So is Dead$lim a special attraction that only appers on Nitraw or does he also make extra special apprearences on Blunder? So when are we going to have some matches so I referee them. We keep having backstage assaults, swerves, interviews....you would think I was watching Nitro or Raw....................wait a minute nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received." Edited by: ThePhantom86 at: 5/20/04 10:34 am
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 838 (5/20/04 11:40 am)	-- don't ask me 8syxx.. it's confusing round here.. but Dead$lim is everywhere! tell ya what, I've busted out the 20 Titos from the Ugh thread.. ref my squash with them right now!
wilmes Member Posts: 457 (5/20/04 12:02 pm)	Re: -- I can't keep up with all this! Not many people know this, but my benefactor, Brother Love, is also an overpaid lawyer! I don't sweat you DoubleD! Stevie and I have settled our differences and now "Flock You" has my back! Besides, it wasn't my fault! He was coming on to me! He had on a tight singlet! ...George Carlin fans might get that one! -Dustin Wilmes- "Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat."
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 841 (5/20/04 12:06 pm)	CARLIN! "You can't joke about that, rape's not funny! F U! I think it's hilarious, picture porky pig, raping elmer fudd! Hey why do ya think they call him Porky?" That's a hysterical album.
wilmes Member Posts: 459 (5/20/04 12:34 pm)	Re: CARLIN! "...A man broke into a house, stole this, this and this, and then raped an 81-year-old woman." ...And then I thought to myself...WHY!? What the 'F' kinda social life does this guy have? ...Well, she was coming on to me! She had on a tight bathrobe! Carlin rules all! -Dustin Wilmes- "Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat."
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 183 (5/20/04 12:39 pm)	Re: -- The following match is scheduled for one fall and is a special 20 on 1 match. Introducing first, from Mexico, the team of El Titos. (El Matador's theme begins to play) Their opponent, originally from the Wrestlecrap board, now residing in the Off Topic board, the man simply known as Dead$lim. ($limistry of Darkness theme plays) Your referee for this contest is 8Syxx. The bell rings and all 20 Titos rush Dead$lim and back him into a corner. Dead$lim sends them all flying back with one shove. After slowly getting up, a Tito at a time charges Dead$lim only to be meet with a Big Boot to the face. One Tito walks behind 8Syxx and gives him a low blow followed by a blotched chair shot which blades 8Syxx instantly. After this, all the Tito's grab a chair and after 5 minutes of getting their asses handed to them, finally beat Dead$lim down to the mat. They all pile on top of Dead$lim as 8Syxx wakes back up and starts his count. one . . . . two . . . . . thre.....8Syxx stops his count as he appears to have a shoulder injury of some kind. What's this???????? Dead$lim rises, Dead$lim rises, Dead$lim rises, Bah Gawd!! Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam. Dead$lim just gave all the Tito's a Chokeslam from Hell. Bah Gawd, this is hideous!!!!!! As Dead$lim gives each of the Tito's the Dead$lim pin one after the other, 8Syxx makes a quick 3 count on all the Tito's The winner of this match, Dead$lim nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 843 (5/20/04 12:46 pm)	--- $lim does the whole kneel down lights go out thing, rolls his eyes back in his head then raises 8syxx's hand in victory- Best...Ref...Ever...
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 184 (5/20/04 1:15 pm)	Re: --- Thank ya, thank ya very much!! I'm here all week. nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
HitmanDX Posts: 182 (5/20/04 1:44 pm)	It's coming... The Higher Power is coming in 58 posts. There's no escaping its wrath... Edited by: HitmanDX at: 5/20/04 1:47 pm
howmuchusuck Member Posts: 58 (5/20/04 3:19 pm)	Re: It's coming... wow.. vincent k. mcmahon is coming to wrestlecrap?
dorzia Posts: 521 (5/20/04 4:43 pm)	..... a limo is shown pulling up to the arena, and with serious looks on their faces, dorzia carries cardboard russo toward the arena........
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 423 (5/20/04 5:36 pm)	Re: ..... *DSR is sitting in the front row. He's wearing dirty shorts and a leather jacket. Mean Gene comes over for an interview. DSR: "There are far too many swerves on this thread. I've been going through gimmick after gimmick, trying to get over in the Off Topic Forum. Well, I'm still not over with these people, and I'm a former World Off Topic Champion!! What about me?!? What about DSR?!?!?!? So I'm dropping all of these lame gimmicks, and I'll continue being the Emocore Hero, but be warned, the Flock You will make an impact!!!" DSR gives Mean Gene an Emoflow DDT. Shiavone: "What does this mean for the Off Topic Forum?!? WE'RE OUTTA TIME!!!" DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
dorzia Posts: 522 (5/20/04 5:43 pm)	..... dorzia and cardboard russo make their way to the ring "dsr, you confused piece of midcard crap! i happen to have video proof of you and your filthy gang of scum beat up some hard working ticket scalpers to get those ringside seats of yours, so security.... please escort these gentlemen back to the nBo members please don't read thread!" flock you leaves before security can get to them, but dsr swears they will return "now on to business...." the lights go out and the $limgong go off, when the lights come back on, Dorzia is layed out in the ring, and cardboard russo is gone!!!!!!!!!! we're outta time!
wilmes Member Posts: 463 (5/20/04 5:44 pm)	Re: ..... Schiavone: "This is the lowest point in the history of our "Hey Yo" thread!" -Dustin Wilmes- "Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat."
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 845 (5/20/04 6:39 pm)	--- OOC: gotta love how everything is named after me too.. $limtron, $limistry, $limgong- I'm freaking Batman over here!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1786 (5/21/04 2:23 am)	nBo 4... a week? What ever happened to nBo4life? People are leaving, changing gimmicks, breaking into their own factions (are your egos really that big?), retiring, going off to Hollywood, doing infomercials and turning for no good reason. Am I the only nBo member left? Is it all about me? Well, I started it all, so I guess it's fitting that I end it. Fans, it'll be a long time before you see old Double D in the Hey Yo Ring again. drop mic and walks off with head hung low "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 410 (5/21/04 2:51 am)	nBo = over? Hey, personal demons have been keeping me off the board <well, if you can call your ceiling collapsing, a workload crunch, and two flatmates leaving at the same time personal demons> and I find that the nBo has been derailed. This is horrible! I was only swerving myself with the whole Bollywood Studio incident - Rob Schneider was the only inductee, and signed to play an incontinent Frenchman behind my back, so I had to give him the pink slip (think the movie is called 'Le S**t est le Fan Hitteth). What is going on? Bring me up to date! Enjoy yo self!
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 185 (5/21/04 5:31 am)	Re: nBo = over? I'm stil nBo 4 LIFE Torn Quad Dudley, I just happen to be a ref at the moment. But that doesn't mean I couldn't pull a swerve in a title match and bring THE Title back to the nBo. nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 848 (5/21/04 6:21 am)	secret plan? Just as DDD is leaving $lim in full $limistry regalia catches up with him backstage and pulls him aside.. Look DDD, this side gimmick is a setup just like everything we've ever done before.. get people to follow the $limistry then when they're in the ring, nBo style squash.. but it's a secret angle so don't tell anyone. Then realizes his words have just been seen by the live crowd, the annoucers, and everyone at home watching NitRaw. Damn $limtron! I've gotta get a remote for that thing! It was all a lie! this will rock our industry! where do we go from here?
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1796 (5/21/04 7:39 am)	Re: secret plan? Guys, I was doing a work of the old "Cactus Jack is fed up" angle and reappears as Mankind on the same show! You screwed up my face turn that was a set up for my Heel swerve! And we were going towards a reunion thing live on NitRaw. uick, frantic rewrites. Uhm... Ha ha, you stupid marks. It was a setup all along. We swerved you good. It's all about the nBo! nBo4life. ...I need a drink. OOC: Spike, that Rob Schneider movie gag almost made me lose control of MY bowels from laughter Back in Character: Swerve! Squash! Bury! nBo4life! "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 849 (5/21/04 9:00 am)	ya know OOC amazing to me how our exsistence has almost perfectly parralleled WCW even when we didn't intend it. UGH thread is like 96-97 at the height of our powers getting ratings and working hand in hand like a well oiled machine and then once we were pretty much put to pasture after Board Games and sent down from Wcrap to Offtopics, now we're in the HEY Yo which is pretty much dubsee circa 99-on.. i.e. no one knows what the hell's going on from one post to the next! and we're loving every minute of it. nBo4life- cuz when everyone has their own agenda, hilarity ensues.
HitmanDX Posts: 184 (5/21/04 9:02 am)	Re: secret plan? Suddenly the lights go out in the arena, and a message appears on the $limtron The end is near... In 46 posts, the Higher Power is coming. The fate of the board will be changed forever... The lights come back on JR: BAH GAWD, what was that? The Hitman has spoken.
dorzia Posts: 524 (5/21/04 1:13 pm)	..... bumps into double d and $lim backstage..... a three way staredown ensues..... and all three men wearily walk away from each other (double d limps actually) no words are spoken. what could this mean, are these men really finished with each other?or is the innevidable, predictable swerve coming soon? we, of course, are out of time!
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 863 (5/21/04 1:30 pm)	--- Truly this is the greatest moment in the history of our thread! 2 weeks and we're 3/4 to 500 .. good grief. HDX- Hey you're stealing my (one of my many) gimmick with the in so and so post things!
dorzia Posts: 525 (5/21/04 1:47 pm)	..... dorzia makes his way to the ring..... "now i know that i have been out of in ring action for a while, basically been swervin and politicin with cardboard russo. and during that time we ahve seen a new champ, the nBo in complete dissaray, dsr starting a faction of his own, the scitzsophrenia of $lim, and a steady decline in ratings! the only way i can possibly see things getting back on track is this..... a fatal four way between dorzia, $lim, dsr, and double d with the winner getting a shot at hitman mark's title at scarblade! and the ref will be.......................... hitman mark himself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and the ring will be surrounded by a barbed wire hell in a cell!
HitmanMark Posts: 348 (5/21/04 1:49 pm)	HIT MY MUSIC! <HMark's entrance music hits! The crowd marks out like crazy: the champ has finally returned!> Swerves! Everywhere I look, swerves! I don't know about you guys, but I'm starting to think that Cardboard Russo is the only guy running this show right now! It's got his stink all over it! But let me tell you something, fans; I'm not about to go out and starting swerving swerves just for the sheer swerve of it all. I'm the Off-Topic Board Champion...I have a legacy to live up to here, and a belt to defend against all comers! God only knows who's really lining up to face me...Double D is always a threat unless he's nursing his torn quad, Under$lim, that big dead bastard, is squashing little Latino men, and now the Flock You is here, and I can't even tell who's side they're on! But, it's like I always say: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO'S SIDE THEY'RE ON!!! 'Cause whatever they are, the end's ALWAYS gonna be the same...nBo, Ministry, Flock, friend or foe...NO ONE will topple the Sexellence of Execution!
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 865 (5/21/04 2:17 pm)	I accept dorzia, I and my $limistry accept the challenge and will face you and DDD and DSR for the #1 contender match.. and we'll even consent to have the hated HMark as ref. of course HDX and 8syxx will be guest commentators, Golden Spike guest ring annoucer, Judo and ABomb guest tmekeepers, for this brutal match. what could possibly happen with a lineup like that?
goshdangit lol Member Posts: 184 (5/21/04 6:09 pm)	Re: I accept well fan's, im standing here getting ready to intervew the nbo... (ceiling fall's down) oh f*** it!!!! (anouncers at the table, "haha, its about time somebody gave him a hard time!!!)
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 52 (5/21/04 7:39 pm)	Re: I accept (The lights dim strange music begins playing a message appears on the $limtron) The end is near beware of The Flock announcers:what the hell was that?
HitmanDX Posts: 187 (5/21/04 7:50 pm)	Re: I accept Another messages follows on the $limtron The Higher Power is coming to the board in 37 posts... Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide... You've been warned... The Hitman has spoken.
Lazulu73 Member Posts: 88 (5/22/04 3:24 am)	Re: I accept The $limtron lights up bright with Lazulu's face "Hey Nimrod announcers, those noises are coming from this here monitor and the arena's PA system...and the fans realize that. Thank you."
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1820 (5/22/04 12:11 pm)	Re: I accept Your challenging me to an overhyped, gimmicked up main event with lazy, over pushed, washed up has beens, mercilessly hogging the spotlight and making a match that will end with the most obvious parody of the "curtain call" incident as we all go nBo heels again and gangbeat HitmanMark, full well knowing that this will be a slap in the faces of every fan that believed me when I proclaimed it would be a long time before I re-entered the ring again? Why, of course. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
HitmanMark Posts: 349 (5/22/04 8:00 pm)	Hmm Sounds good to me. Just another day at the office.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1868 (5/23/04 10:35 am)	Re: Hmm So, when are we doing this thing? I need something to hold my pants up (and hide my gut). A championship belt will be ideal. Oh, and should we start cutting promos? I'm gonna destroy all of you! Grrrr. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 67 (5/23/04 6:58 pm)	Re: Hmm Hey check out my ezboard profile.
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 427 (5/23/04 11:25 pm)	4Way Well, if our cross are ever gonna paths...in this 4 Way match, then I've only got one stipulation to add. This match will be under Raven's Rules!!!! *DSR hits DDD with a "Supercalo666 = Ratings" sign. he then removes the paper to reveal that he actually used a Watch Children sign!!!! DDD doesn't sell, so DSR hits DDD in the thighs with the sign, tearing both of his quads! He follows up with an Emoflow DDT! DSR: "What about me?!? What about DSR!!?!!?!???"
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1888 (5/24/04 4:17 am)	Re: 4Way Gets up and no-sells crippling injuries ("What a trooper. He's like HHH who gut it out though he's really hurt. What a man, even though this is extremely stupid in a scripted sport") What about you? What about DS-Ah? Why should we care? Grabs DSR and gives him a botched Double D Destroyer (crowd chants: "You ripped off Low Ki!"). DSR gets dropped right in his neck. Double D tears several other muscles. Blades, as he knows it's the way to sell getting taken out of the ring on a strecther "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
dorzia Posts: 529 (5/24/04 6:35 am)	..... the world champ is shown laid out in the back, who will replace hitman mark as the ref for tonights huge 4 way number one contendership match? back in the ring, the guest ring announcer judochop introduces, as the replacement ref...... phantom86!!!!! and now the four competitors make their way to the ring, once the most powerful faction in the board's history, now all have broken off on their own to prove that they have the most stroke and largest ego. first out, without the flock, it's dsr. next, with no cardboard russo, we've got dorzia third, limping his way out, it's the legendary sob double d, and now, the lights go out, and out comes the dark $lim. ...look at the intensity in the ring, all of these men want to prove that they deserve the first crack at hman's title! remember, in a shocking move earlier today, it was announced that fingerpokes are banned in this match! the bell rings and we are under way! double d reaches into his pocket and pulls out a razor blade! he walks up to each man and gently nicks them on the forhead with the razor!!???? barely a tricle of blood comes down all 3 of their faces and....what the hell... 86 is calling for the bell!!!!!! he has declared that all three men are unable to continue, and the winner..... double d! now all these bastards are laughing, and they all reveal, brand new nBo shirts...(available at the shopzone for 49.99)! we've been duped dammit, the poison is back! this will go down as the blade job of doom!!!!!! dammit, dammit, dammit, double d, you bastard!
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 189 (5/24/04 8:21 am)	Re: ..... I decided on my own that it was a first blood match. When I ref a match, I can make it any type of match I damn well please. Don't forget to stop by the shopzone and pick up the official nBo 8Syxx Ref Shirt for only $49.86 while supplies last. It is stripped like a ref shirt only with the nBo logo on front and the 8Syxx ball on back. Buy the shirt!!! nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
HitmanDX Posts: 190 (5/24/04 9:20 am)	Re: ..... Great to have you guys back. nBo- You ain't seen nothing yet. The Hitman has spoken.
dorzia Posts: 531 (5/24/04 11:23 am)	..... of course, once the cameras go off, the live crowd is treated to hitman mark running out and beating the hell out of us for about five minutes, puts us all in sharpshooters, steals all our beer, smashes 86pac and hitman dx's heads together, splits double d open with the world title belt, and poses on all for ringposts for 1/2 hour. nBo- doin' the right thing.... as long as it's not televised!
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 877 (5/24/04 11:28 am)	the band is back together That's right, I bet you bought all that fragmented faction stuff and thought maybe, just maybe some of the more broken down of us would limp off to the sunset and let some of the actual talent get a sniff at the main event scene didn't you? I bet you thought I would ride this Dark $lim special attraction thing out giving the fans the last glimpse of a character that's endured for a coupla weeks. That I'd shunt the much reviled Biker$lim gimmick that no one wanted to see? Well you haven't been payin attention since the Ugh thread! We don't care what anyone else wants! Now and FOREVER n B o.. the BEST thing goin on any of the board today. -4life..just when you think you're out, we pull you back in- and SQUASH you!
HitmanMark Posts: 350 (5/24/04 11:44 am)	close...but no cigar...or booze... <Hmark gets up after destroying the nBo, only to see that the cameras weren't rolling...pity. Grabs a mic, and waits for the boys at ringside to let him know they're starting the taping of NEXT WEEKS(!!!) NitRaw, and he's got the opening segment!> So close...SO DAMN CLOSE! And now the nBo has reunited. It's truly a dark day. Ah, but what the hell. You know what? It's my job around here to deal with scum like them. I've been doing it since the Ugh! Thread, and I'm still doing it today. Hell, doing it today landed me the World Heavyweight Championship! I think I know what I'm doing. Now, all of you nBo old men deserve something for that little scam you pulled last Monday (winks at the live crowd that knows better), but I think it'd be best to start with the Creepy Little Bastard who's directly responsible. 8Syxx, I know you're the Cruiserweight of the group (or were before the beer pounds you got after going nBo), and can still put on a halfway decent match, so I'm challenging you, YES YOU, the former "impartial ref", to a falls count anywhere, high flying match TONIGHT, RIGHT HERE, ON BLUNDER!
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 191 (5/24/04 1:00 pm)	Re: close...but no cigar...or booze... Hitman Mark, did you not hear that I retired? You can also leave my beer gut out of this, besides it's a great place to sit my beer on when I'm in a chair. I guess I could work one match and blotch a few spots but I'll only accept the match if I get to be the ref too. That's right, I'll wrestle and call the match right down the middle. (OOC: Accept the match and I'll write it up tomorrow and I promise you will find it funny.) nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 880 (5/24/04 1:09 pm)	lil gift hey 8syxx, since I've given up the dark gimmick in favor of the much more hated biker thing, don't need this urn anymore.. feel free to use it to decorate the ref's break room or to ya know bash "someone's" skull in provided you ever have a match. wazzat? a match on blunder.. what a coincedence.. so here take the urn.. and don't do anything I wouldn't do...
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1897 (5/24/04 1:43 pm)	Re: ..... *Quote:* it's the legendary sob double d, I like it. It will be my new gimmick. Well, actually it will be the same old gimmick just given a name and having starving chinese children sewing cheap T-shirts that lose all the color in the first wash and fall apart in the next. On sale now at RobZone for 69.99 (+tax)! Get multiple shirts. They won't last till the weekend! 8Syxx coming out of retirement? The band truly is back together (to once more bleed the consumers dry. Evil Ted DiBiase laugh). nBo - More combacks than a stand up comedy battle. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
dorzia Posts: 532 (5/24/04 1:53 pm)	..... i have been getting heat from concerned parents across the nation for my foam jack daniel's bottles that all of the kids are buying at shows? and what's with wall mart refusing to sell the dsr do it yourself blade kit? and now that he's dumped the gimmick, you can get a replica $limsymbol to tie all your buddies to and sacrifice em for 1/2 price! and coming soon, for only 249.99- the double d engraved faux silver fork! nBo- bring on some fresh haters!
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 883 (5/24/04 2:05 pm)	--- Get yer $limistry of Darkness tshirts on clearance now! and while you're buying it, check out my new Biker$lim "Big Dog's Board" shirt for only $49.99! buy now!
HitmanDX Posts: 191 (5/24/04 2:33 pm)	Re: --- The Day of Reckoning will soon be upon us... The Higher Power is coming in only 18 more posts. It is an event that will rock the foundation of the whole board. The Hitman has spoken.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1904 (5/24/04 2:38 pm)	Re: --- Buy YOUR very own "Day Of Reckoning" T-Shirt right now from WCF RobZone at only 79.99. Will this angle be the best in the history of our board or just Hitman DX wearing a cowboy hat? You can only be really prepared with the official "Day Of Reckoning" T-shirt. Buy one now and receive a random page from a calendar. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 69 (5/24/04 2:54 pm)	Re: --- Also don't forget to try the new nBo fragrance Swere 4 Men $99.99 for 1 gallon.Trust me all the ladies will FLOCK to you once they get a wiff.Order now and get a free pre soiled and torn DarkSmark FlockYou t-shirt.
HitmanMark Posts: 353 (5/24/04 3:35 pm)	BOO YAH! 8Syxx, this match is ON! <suddenly, a REALLY BAD version of "Iron Man" by Sabbath hits the sound system> Gorrilla Monsoon: WOOOAH! It's Cardboard Vince Russo! Bobby Heenan: I thought he was dead, Monsoon! I thought dorzia flat-out killed him off! Cardboard Russo: ... <um, remember, cardboard can't talk> GM: There you have it, folks, straight from the boss' mouth! This HMark/8Syxx match will be non-title, since DoubleD has been promised the next title shot at Roid Wild! BH: THAT BASTARD! Robbing these poor humanoids of probably the only really entertaining that they're going to see this week in their pathetic little lives... GM: WILL YOU STOP?!? The match is still on, isn't it? <cut to HMark in the ring...he looks...dissapointed. Is it because he's a fighting champion, and wants to defend, and is merely putting up with DoubleD's backstage made-up rules, or is there a more sinister motive? Probably not, since this show's REALLY desperate for faces, so it's probably gonna keep everyone it has...wait, did I just say that? What? NO! DON'T HURT ME, MR. FLAIR!>
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1907 (5/24/04 3:41 pm)	Re: BOO YAH! KEEP FLAIR OFF OUR SHOW!! We got enough washed up, broken down, past their prime, making a mockery of the business has beens as it is. Not me, of course. I can still go as good as I always could. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
goshdangit lol Member Posts: 189 (5/24/04 3:59 pm)	Re: BOO YAH! *Quote:* KEEP FLAIR OFF OUR SHOW!! >: We got enough washed up, broken down, past their prime, making a mockery of the business has beens as it is. Not me, of course. I can still go as good as I always could. DID I, DID I HEAR, DID I HEAR DOULBE D SAY, HES GOING TOO HOLD, THIS WRESLING FEDERATION IN THE PALM, OF HIS HAND??? I DONT THINK SO!!!!!! GUESS WHAT DOUBLE D, BACK WHEN YOU WHERE TRYING TOO BE AN ANOUNCER W/YOURE FATHER, I WAS ON, THE BOARD OF ADVISERS!!! YOU CANT TAKE THAT, DOUBLE D, THE WRESLER'S, WHO FOUGHT AND BLED, AND HOLD THAT, IN THE PALM OF YOURE HAND!!!! ILL ALWAYS BE A KISS STEALIN, WHEELIN DEALIN, STYLIN PROFILIN SON OF A GUN!!!! NOW I WANNA CALL, MY GREATEST OPONENT TOO THE RING, AND WERE GONA HAVE ONE LAST MATCH!!!! COME ON OUT HERE!!! (nobody come's to the ring) (realize's hes not even in a wresling ring, but at a public mens room at school)
dorzia Posts: 533 (5/24/04 5:17 pm)	.... breaks character to laugh his a* off at some of the current posts* -and now, right now, you fans can buy one of the very keys used to type this, the 388th post on the infamous hey yo thread! for only 549 american buckaroos! act now, only 1000 of these are available! (hey, i've got a really big keyboard!)
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 70 (5/24/04 5:39 pm)	Auction At WCF Aucton Zone you can bid on DSR's flipflops.As you can see The Flock really needs money to buy more leather jackets from the Salvation Army or you can donate to the SuperCalo666 Fund and recieve a free snot rag.
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 429 (5/24/04 7:32 pm)	Re: Auction Uh, the DarkSmarks FlockYou disbanded. The poison is back, remember? So now, all DSFY merchandise is down from 249.99 to 249.97. It's a bargain, order NOW!!!! DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 71 (5/24/04 7:37 pm)	Re: Auction So it looks like were back to the New Page Outlawz.Or we could be the Insane Clown Posters I could be Violent A and you could be Stevie 2 Dope. nBo 4 Life
HitmanMark Posts: 354 (5/24/04 7:41 pm)	Maybe not... I wouldn't be so sure that the Dark Smarks Flock You is gone for good...sure, DSR and Adam Bomb's defections back to the nBo hurt it, but, by God, we need more faces around here, even if they don't shower! It's getting to the point where I can't take a Number One around here without someone jumping me in the damn stall!
HitmanDX Posts: 192 (5/24/04 7:54 pm)	ONLY 7 MORE POSTS!!! How will the board be changed forever? Find out when the Higher Power arrives in 7 more posts. The Hitman has spoken.
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 886 (5/24/04 7:58 pm)	now how much would you pay_ Hmark thinks he can finally go in peace when outta nowhere.. bicycle chain, bicycle chain bicycle chain! Biker$lim has just left Hmark laying on the floor. What the he's appeared on the $limtron! Act now fans and get your very own, "Big dog o the board, Biker$lim bicycle chain" officially stained when Hmark bladed to sell the attack. Act now and get the once legendary Ugh thread belt DDD threw in the trashcan before the 4 way blade job of doom match.. but wait there's more, how bout this blast from the past, the original King $lim crown and combination purple cape-tablecloth! Each order comes equipped with a set of all 8 nBo inaction figures guaranteed to have no articulation or moveset of any kind, except for dudley who has removable limbs. order online and receive free shipping, so long as we're shipping to somewhere in the building. operators are ready to take your cash nBo- once we paid for whores, now we've become them.
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 431 (5/24/04 8:06 pm)	Re: now how much would you pay_ I REFUSE-AH to be CALLED-AH Stevie 2 DOPE-AH! I'm the Emocore Hero, dammit! By the way, be sure to pick up the new DSR t-shirt. <Rather than make a REAL new t-shirt, we just took an old nbo DSR t-shirt, tye-dyed it and slapped some Coheed and Cambria stickers on it.> ORDER NOW!! Only 249.99!!!! DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 72 (5/24/04 8:57 pm)	Re: now how much would you pay_ Also when you order your DSR t-shirt for an extra 59.99 you get a pair of Adam Bomb goggles with the New Page Outlaw logo on the lenses.One pair usually cost about 159.00 but you save a extra 100 bucks which can be used to buy a subscription for the WCF magazine.Order now while supplies last. DSR I was joking about the Stevie 2 Dope thing. NPO/nBo 4 Life
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 413 (5/25/04 4:08 am)	Outta the past... <Backstage, a deep freeze door swings open. Out of it steps a thawing Bollywood Spike, who looks around, and then charges the ring> Yo, yo, yo, Brutha's. Bollywood Spike up in the his-ouse! Me and the nBo bruthahood, DDDudley, JudoChop and EasyS, are going to shake the board down to it's foundations. And there's nothing the lBo or 4Boardmen can do about it. The Ugh thread will live... Forever!!! <Looks around for support> Hold on... Where's Judo? Who are these guys? What's a DSR? And who is AdamBomb!?! <DDDudley whispers something in his ear> What? 4Boardmen and lBo dispanded? JudoChop MIA? New members? Ugh thread locked? Angel cancelled? Hooty and the Blowfish uncool? Gahd dam it, I set the timer on that freezer for two weeks, but that might as well be ten years around here. Well, I'm not going to take it no more! <hits a random jobber with 1980s moveset of punch, big boot, atomic drop and legdrop> Tony Garea, hit my music! <exits the ring to Who Let the Dogs Out?>
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 192 (5/25/04 6:14 am)	8Syxx vs. HitmanMark We are back from commercial and 8Syxx and HitmanMark are already in the ring. Now incase you missed the first hour of Blunder, HitmanMark made a challenge to the recently retired 8Syxx who in turn accepted the challenge but only if he could be the ref because he declared himself the official nBo ref. HMark accepted and both made their way to the ring. 8Syxx came to the ring wearing a half 8Syxx ball shirt and the other half was the 8Syxx ref shirt. He also carried a urn which was given to him by the former Dead$lim, now the Biker$lim. Don't even ask about the change, just roll with it. HMark came to ring wearing his WCF Title. They lock up and each take turns chopping one another while the crowd gives the Wooooo's. 8Syxx gets pissed at the crowd and starts to chop harder but HMark chops harder then 8Syxx finally dropping him. HMark whips 8Syxx into the ropes and then gives him a flying clothesline. He picks 8Syxx up and gives him a Russian Leg Sweep. HMark goes for the pin but 8Syxx gives a slow two count before kicking out. HMark picks him back up and whips him into the ropes, but 8Syxx reverses it and gives HMark a back leg kick. 8Syxx climbs the ropes for a highspot but blotches it by slipping off the ropes. HMark goes for the pin but the ref is knocked out. HMark starts posing for the crowd but meanwhile 8Syxx rolls over to the corner and grabs the urn. He waits until HMark turns around and throws it at him and HMark catches it. 8Syxx runs at him after he throws it and rails himself in the head. Blood is flowing from the head of 8Syxx and he calls for the bell. HMark is in a state of shock. The announcer starts to say that HMark has been DQ'ed but 8Syxx walks over to him and decides to reverse his own decision and says the match must continue. 8Syxx runs at HMark but is caught with a back breaker. HMark climbs to the second rope and delivers an elbow drop. He then picks 8Syxx up and gives another Russian Leg Sweep followed by a snap suplex. HMark starts to put 8Syxx in the Sharpshooter but 8Syxx is fighting it, but finally HMark turns him over. 8Syxx is in a lot of pain and starts to bang his head on the mat which makes him bleed more. 8Syxx calls for the bell. He gave up! 8Syxx screwed 8Syxx, BAH GAWD, this is heinous!!!!!! Get your official BAH GAWD t-shirt for a low low price of 99.99 plus TT&L (tax, title, & license). This tee has BAH on front and GAWD on back so get yours before the price hike. (small print: price subject to change at any time. in fact, the price has already doubled and increasing as this flashes across the screen) nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
mprox666 Member Posts: 12 (5/25/04 6:30 am)	dod gamnit thats it im off to write a column on t'internet whingeing and moaning about all the shilling done by the nbo, even though no one gives a damn about my opinion. ( remember to go to mc'donalds,burger king, pizza hut, drink coke, pepsi, and wear only name brand stuff,.....huh what's a hypocrite? what do you mean i am?)
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 415 (5/25/04 6:36 am)	Re: dod gamnit <Runs into the ring in a Repo Man style. Looks around to see if anyone's watching. Picks up the 400th post and runs out with it> That's right. The 400th post is mine. I'm going to have it mounted in my cockameemi Hey Yo! Thread Million Peso Belt, as chief worthless bauble. Enjoy yo self!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1911 (5/25/04 7:18 am)	Re: dod gamnit OOC: Man, I be cracking up like Stone Colds knees! "Hooty and the Blowfish uncool?" That's too funny! Back in Character: Bah GOD, that henious 8Syxx, he screwed over an nBo member: 8Syxx. As part time booker/GM/World cahmp/Please lets not get into this dumb gag again, I'm making a match for the PPV this weekend: Roid Wild. Yes, it will be 8Syxx vs. 8Syxx in a No DQ, last man standing, blindfold, cage, loser leaves thread, first blood, flaming tables match, with special referee; 8Syxx! Don't miss this heated rivalry and bitter grudge match we have spent several minutes building! Bah GOD, it will be a night none of us will ever forget. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
HitmanDX Posts: 193 (5/25/04 7:52 am)	Re: dod gamnit Suddenly the lights go out JR: What's going on here? When the lights turn on again, a medium-sized figure in a dark suit with a mask is in the ring. This brings out HitmanMark HMark: All right, I know it's you under there, Vince McMahon. Now show yourself! Vinnie Mac appears on the $limtron VKM: I have no idea what you're talking about. How dare you accuse of walking out to the ring in a ugly suit with a mask. I'm not afraid of showing my face in that ring. But I am very anxious to find out who that Higher Power is. I want you to take off that mask and reveal yourself right now!! The Higher Power takes off his mask very slowly, revealing himself to be... VINCE RUSSO!!!!!! VR: IT'S MEEEEEE!!! I AM THE HIGHER POWER!! HitmanMark is shocked HM: How could you do this to me, Russo? I thought we were buddies. VR: We were, but then I got tired of being a bland goody two-shoes like you. I'm now going to make your life a living hell. Suddenly the lights go out. When they come on again, Vince Russo is still standing in the ring, while HitmanMark is unconscious. Vince then leaves the ring JR: BAH GAWD, that was heinous! Vince Russo is the higher power. I have a feeling we're in for a wild ride. The Hitman has spoken.
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 194 (5/25/04 8:18 am)	Re: dod gamnit 8Syxx: I'm gonna make 8Syxx pay for what he did to me. No one screws me, unless it's my man beast Chynah and no not in that way you freaks. This match will also be featured in my new DVD that will hit the shelves in July called Two Faces of 8Syxx. Rest assure that it will be in the bargin bin by noon that same day. nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
dorzia Posts: 535 (5/25/04 11:47 am)	..... damn, i can't go to my drug dealers place to score some of the ol' white stuff for my nBo brothers without the whole place being in a state of chaos?.... oh yeah, it always is, but damn, 86 screws 86? and now will face 86 with that damn 86 as the ref? and bollywood is back? and the real vince russo is here? and hootie and the blowfish were once cool? wow. but at least now we can have 3 different 86pac shirts in the shopzone- heel, face, and ref! nBo- the only thing we sell is merchandise!
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 895 (5/25/04 12:07 pm)	-- since it was my previous gimmick urn that resulted in all the trouble, I'm offering my services as special enforcer for the match at roid wild, I'll make sure that 86 doesnt get the better of 86.. uh, somehow.. 86's zodiac now?
superfoe Member Posts: 33 (5/25/04 12:37 pm)	- The remaining members of DarkSmark Flock You are shown at ringside. Typical interviewer #4 comes by with a mic. Superfoe: DarkSmark Flock You did not disband, we're still here, just two members short. DSR, Violent A, watch your backs, because revenge is sweet. Yeah, we might be low to mid carders, but all good low to mid carders get to main event someday, just ask Bradshaw. (pauses, and realizes that Bradshaw was never good, but goes on) DSR and Violent A, the remaining 3 members of the DarkSmark Flock You challenge you to a six man tag. It'll be myself, SuperCalo666 and Wilmes against you two and a mystery partner... anytime, anywhere. Wilmes smashes the interviewer's throat against the steel barricade, ending his awful career prematurely. DarkSmarks Flock You- Revenge is sweet, like candy. Edited by: superfoe at: 5/25/04 12:40 pm
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 196 (5/25/04 12:39 pm)	Re: -- Everyone else goes through gimmicks like hot cakes so why can't I? Here are some possible gimmicks for 8Syxx: 8Syxx "Pac" Beefcake (Brutis "The Barber" Beefcake) Bruther 8Syxx (Bruti) The 8Syxxer (Butcher) The 8Syxx (Man) With No Name The 8Syxxiac (Zodiac) The Bumman (Bootyman) The Lackey (Disciple) and of course there is 8Syxx-Pac and The Phantom. nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1921 (5/25/04 1:56 pm)	Re: -- I like The 8Syxxiac. It would look great on some overpriced T-shirts. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
wilmes Member Posts: 474 (5/25/04 3:04 pm)	Re: -- Take that Mooney! "Brother Wilmes" -Dustin Wilmes- "Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat."
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1930 (5/25/04 3:08 pm)	Re: -- This thursday, because two shows and a PPV each week is not enough, the debut of the brand new WCF Thursday Night BreakDown!. Break Your Monitor! This thursday: HitmanMark gets a tainted stipulation victory over his nemesis Double D in a tag match to build their feud and tease the fact that he might win the squash that is set for the next PPV: Roid Wild. Don't miss out! "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
dorzia Posts: 537 (5/25/04 5:31 pm)	..... wcf house show results from tonight... -86 and 86 battle to a 20 minute time limit draw. some in attendance say that the ref(86) was favoring the heel 86. take that for what it's worth. -dsr and adam over members of the flock by dq when brother love interferes on wilmes' behaf. -$lim comes out unscheduled and shills(word of the week) nBo merchandise. -russo comes out and announces that double d was unable to make the show, but there will be a world title match tonight! so hitman mark will defend against dorzia in a cage match. hitman dominates the match over the obviously hungover, out of shape, drugged up challenger, (who is wearing a spiffy, although slightly vommit stained, nBo jack daniel's logo shirt now available!) and slaps on the sharpshooter.... and out runs dsr, adam, bollywood, and slim! dorzia taps out before the boys can make the save and he then gives them all sharpshooters! (hey, it's only a house show) -now for the main event.... double d conveniently arrives to sign autographed 8x10s in the ring for only 59.99! thanks folks, be sure to hit your concession stands, conveniently located at every exit door!
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 896 (5/25/04 6:25 pm)	- and what pray tell was $lim shilling at the house show glad you asked, it's the new shirt depicting the time dave chappelle did a quick appearance on nitraw and was given a brief run with the european title on the front is $lim and Chappelle giving thumbs up surrounded by the rest of the nBo on the back "We're Rick James @#%$! Yeah all of us" now for the low price of only 89.99 nBo-we may never sell moves, but we damn sure sell merchandise
dorzia Posts: 542 (5/25/04 6:46 pm)	..... thanks for reminding me about that night slim! if you look closely on the shirt you can tell that i'm blacked out. I forgot that chapelle was even on the show, but that would explain why i had that "unity" scar on my forhead the next day!
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 900 (5/25/04 7:09 pm)	holy crap! OOC~ 900 posts good grief! dunno which is more impressive the fact I've got 900 or the fact that DDD has that # beat by more than a thousand.. yeesh DDDeeds, you're a posting machine! In character~ know what Dark SmarkFlocks in Socks~ you will not cannot draw a dime, you cannot beat us any time, you will not cannot main event, you JOB so much should pay us rent, you do those high flying moves so well, too bad for you we never sell, jealous of our women fame and dough, bow down before the n B o! by DSR and ABomb you were beguiled, how bout a six man tag gainst us at Roid Wild
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 73 (5/25/04 7:14 pm)	Re: holy crap! Slim you know I'm down to kick some jobber AZZ. nBo we no sell like DarkSmarkFlock merchandise.
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 435 (5/25/04 7:33 pm)	Re: holy crap! The chance to squash midcarders and make ourselves look good on PPV?!? IT WOULD BE AN HONOR. nBo-The only jobbing we do is unnecessary blade-jobbing. DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1940 (5/26/04 12:00 am)	Re: holy crap! OOC: Yeah, I kinda became a manic poster after I had a mod turn. Being nBo has helped alot, too. I have to beat EasyCo, though. BIC: Bah GOD, Henious! SlobberKnocker! Screw Job! Scolded Mule! Government dog (Bush)! Blade job! Blade Job! Blade JOB! This has been the greatest topic in the history of our board! ..... What am I talking about? "The following is paid for by you, the consumer" New at WCF RobZone: Double D insane rant T-shirt. Rather than an actual transcription it just says "Double B (typo) Insane rant" in plain black letters on a white shirt that stain faster than Missy Hiatt. Buy now! Only 99.99 (+ tax, customs fee and ridiculous gratuities). Also available: "BreakDown", "Roid Wild" and "House Show" Shirts and hats. "House Show" T-shirt comes in white and black with no text and a marker to write in the date, city and event it was used (marker not included). Get them all for only $59.99! "The following was paid for and will continually be paid for by YOU, the consumer." nBo - Mick Foley is disgusted by our shilling. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 197 (5/26/04 9:51 am)	Preview of 8Syxx vs. 8Syxx After the events that happened at Blunder between 8Syxx and HitmanMark, the WCF Board of Directors booked a match between 8Syxx and 8Syxx with speical guest ref, 8Syxx. One can only imagine what kinda match we will see at Roid Wild. Will there be 3 8Syxx's or will 8Syxx fill the role of 3 men? And the question everyone wants to know is, will 8Syxx screw 8Syxx again? Find out about this match and more when Roid Wild comes your way this weekend in the Off Topic Forum brought to you by the WCF and the nBo. nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
HitmanMark Posts: 357 (5/26/04 11:26 am)	Woops... Uh, DoubleD, seeing as how you gave away the ending to BreakDown, the other writers have seen fit to alter the ending a bit...problem is, they're not telling anyone WHAT the ending is, but, hell, that's just business as usual around here. And that was Vince Russo? Then I've got a surprise for him. Time to break out a moveset I haven't used since I signed my Off-Topic contract! <slams Russo, puts him in the Crossface!> ALWAYS wanted to do that! Yeah, I'm still all about the Sharpshooter, but having a bigger moveset never hurt anyone...except DoubleD; last time he tried to do that, he nearly tore the bones out of his right leg.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1962 (5/26/04 12:29 pm)	Re: Woops... Well, who cares if I give away the ending. Our show is so predictable alzheimers patients find them boring. And will Roid Wild bring us a match between The Phantom and... The Faketom? Be there! Or order it on PPV live. Or one of our equally overpriced repeats. And remember to buy the DVD release, with no extra features and heavy editing, including piped in crowd noise, on sale 24 hours after the event. nBo - More surprising than a red headed midget! "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
goshdangit lol Member Posts: 200 (5/26/04 1:00 pm)	Re: Woops... well tazz thats why, this is such a fun match you got rey misterio doing a tremmendous...a...a cork screw....and you got kurt angle doing a....throw...by kurt angle... and stay tuned after this match, for double d's victory celebration... (dead silence) i...umm....oops...
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1978 (5/27/04 2:58 am)	Re: Woops... Damn. I pop up and this topic is at a distant 10 from the top?? Where are the brothers? Why ain't people posting? Don't make me send you to the Rules Valley Wrestling for "training"! You gots to deliver in the ring, so this thread is on top. We need those damn ratings, from those damn virgin homosexual mamas boy interner geeks! ....Please. I'm too old and crippled to start a new career. I have no talent. I'm lazy. I have several addictions to feed. Don't let a brother down... "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 417 (5/27/04 3:35 am)	Re: Woops... Yo yo yo! The Spikefather be bumpin' threads, nationwide! Just to let y'all know Bumpin' is $asy! <Yes, in the classic tradition, I'm cycling through wrestlecrap gimmicks faster than Brian Christopher through the WWE. Watch out next week for Grandmaster Spikey, Dr. Goldy Spikem, and my personal fave, the Spikemaster> Still nBo for life, tho, no matter what lame a$$ gimmick I'm perpetrating in a vain attempt to get over. This gimmick will only last a few posts anyway, 'cos what good is a pimp who ho's are nBo? One things for sure, they ain't sellin'! Enjoy yo self!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1982 (5/27/04 4:15 am)	Re: Woops... Thanks for making me chuckle, Spike. I needed that. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 418 (5/27/04 5:39 am)	And I needed this... Until the new brand of nBo combo 'roid/$lim Jim is off the Guatamalan sweatshop production line, I needed something to shill. nBo - never sellin', always shillin' Enjoy yo self!
dorzia Posts: 543 (5/27/04 5:45 am)	..... Sorry brothers, I got a bit tipsy at the house show last night, and stumbled out and let hitman mark squash me in front of 150 people. But from what I hear, the 86 vs 86 match was a match of the year contender. I woke up in a pool of my own vommit and realized I was at a dog show, so I knew I over slept.
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 442 (5/27/04 5:59 am)	Re: ..... Hey dorz, because of your drunkenness, you missed an excellent show!!! I was supposed to lawndart SuperCalo666 into the side of a trailer, but I botched it and put him THROUGH the trailer. I then botched an Emoflow DDT, putting sigep through the ringmat. Luckily, this was the last match before the main event...nBo and Dave Chappelle signing autographs!!!! 300.00 each!!! DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
dorzia Posts: 544 (5/27/04 6:45 am)	..... damn, that's what that was? i was in that trailor trying to sleep with one of the cruiserweight's wives and all of a sudden a mid carder was thrown into the trailor. needless to say it kind of killed my vibe!
superfoe Member Posts: 36 (5/27/04 8:00 am)	Re: ..... Us midcarders are really starting to be tired of being held down by the nBo's non-selling, squashing and botching. A bunch of us are starting to be really hurt by the botching, and unlike you main eventers, the bookers (which happens to be you guys) make us midcarders sell our injuries. This is a warning... beware, the day is coming soon where us midcarders will start using our superior wrestling skills and conditioning to hurt you guys to the point where you have to sell the injuries. Don't say I didn't warn you...
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 199 (5/27/04 8:16 am)	Re: ..... Who needs midcarders? I have a match at Roid Wild against myself with myself as the ref too. Wait until you see this match as it is sure to be a classic that the WCW wish they could have done. And don't get too cocky or Biker$lim will come after you. nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 422 (5/27/04 8:21 am)	Re: ..... You midcarders can't hurt us, our quads are like a shield of... erm... aluminium, at best. Mr bookerman, make him sell this like I shot him with a cannon gives Superfoe a chinese burn, with authority Now fly, young midcarder, bump like you've never bumped before. Enjoy yo self!
HitmanDX Posts: 196 (5/27/04 9:36 am)	..... *Quote:* Us midcarders are really starting to be tired of being held down by the nBo's non-selling, squashing and botching. A bunch of us are starting to be really hurt by the botching, and unlike you main eventers, the bookers (which happens to be you guys) make us midcarders sell our injuries. This is a warning... beware, the day is coming soon where us midcarders will start using our superior wrestling skills and conditioning to hurt you guys to the point where you have to sell the injuries. Don't say I didn't warn you... Get used to it, buddy boy, cause that's the nBo way.
Lazulu73 Member Posts: 100 (5/27/04 11:43 am)	Re: ..... Lazulu comes to the ring, jobs to Dorzia one last time, blades for no real reason, and grabs the mic I have an announcement to make to my fans, ...both of you. You have just witnessed my last match. Though I haven't "lost" my smile, it is being packed away with all my other worldly possessions and I may never see it again. I wish you well. Since my joining the nBo got no sold [surprise, surprise] I will leave you with this: Lazman 4 life! OOC: I won't get my daily dose of wrestlecrap for at least two to three weeks as I am being restationed (I am in the United States Army) and the government is moving my stuff. They pick up my stuff tomorrow and I will get it back when my wife and I find a new place. Carry on, my brothers. (You too Double D ) See you in close to a month. I will miss interacting with you. P.S. My computer isn't gone for another 18 hours so if you got something to say about me...wait til then
dorzia Posts: 546 (5/27/04 11:51 am)	..... breaks character in the middle of the ring, hugs laz, and gets on the mic and tells the crowd that laz is the best talent he has ever burried. with a tear in his eye, dorzia blades for no reason and breaks a bottle over laz's head. see ya when you get back bud. -gets scolded in the back by double d for breaking character and is forced to take double d's spot jobbing to hitman mark for 10 more house shows. damn.
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 425 (5/27/04 12:01 pm)	Re: ..... Laz, my friend, I'm blading for you right here and now as a mark of respect. Okay I blade for most anything, but this is a special respect blade. You can be the Disqo Inferno to our nWo anyday. Come back soon, man. Realising that kayfabe has been ripped wide open, The Goodspike runs for cover, leaving his nB-hos to 'entertain' Lazulu Enjoy yo self!
Lazulu73 Member Posts: 101 (5/27/04 12:04 pm)	Re: ..... Talk about Karma...My goodbye post was my 100th YAY 4 me!!
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 917 (5/27/04 12:26 pm)	--- get your laz retirement shirt for only $49.99 and be on the watch for the laz comeback shirt soon! OOC: hurry back man. it's been alotta fun.
HitmanDX Posts: 198 (5/27/04 3:47 pm)	Re: ..... See ya later, Laz. nBo- We're one big happy family! The Hitman has spoken.
dorzia Posts: 547 (5/27/04 4:49 pm)	..... hitman dx, I just thought of a great angle for ya.... we have double d get his shot against hitman mark, and he dominates the match and gets the clean pin, but then hitman mark makes his way out from the back, where we had him tied up and had you posing as him so double could get HIS belt back! nBo- forget stylin and profilin', we're shillin and swillin!
HitmanDX Posts: 199 (5/27/04 5:54 pm)	Re: ..... So let me get this straight: I'm posing as HitmanMark in a match against DDD, and DDD pins me to win the title? I LOVE IT!! No one will ever notice. nBo- Lying, cheating, stealing, no-selling, and squashing jobbers since March 2004. The Hitman has spoken.
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 76 (5/27/04 9:05 pm)	Re: ..... Laz I know we had our differences but I'm going to show you the respect you deserve.Squash you later. Adam Bomb The Nightmare has begun Edited by: Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare at: 5/27/04 9:12 pm
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 446 (5/28/04 5:24 am)	Re: ..... Laz, my man, it's been fun. *DSR jobs at house shows for laz. DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 201 (5/28/04 11:03 am)	8Syxx vs 8Syxx at Roid Wild The opening contest is a special attraction match scheduled for one fall and is a No DQ, last man standing, blindfold, cage, loser leaves thread, first blood, flaming tables match. Making his way down the isle, the speical referee for this match, 8Syxx. (8Syxx comes down with the official nBo 8Syxx ball ref shirt which can be purchesed for only $49.86. He is also carrying a box and one can only imagine what's inside.) And introducing the speical ring enforcer for this contest, is the man simply known as Biker$lim. (Biker$lim's video is shown on the $limtron with the music blaring and on his loud ass nBo Harley.) 8Syxx: Gimme that mic. I can only imagine what you fans thought was gonna happen in this match after it was announced. But what's in this box is something only Russo or Bischoff wish they would have thought of. Biker$lim grab a table and some chairs and bring them into the ring as I challenge you to face me on PS2's Smackdown: Here Comes the Pain. Announcers: Bah Gawd!! This has got to be a first folks as I've never seen this in all my years in pro wrestling. The match is underway as 8Syxx is playing as heel 8Syxx and Biker$lim is playing as face 8Syxx. Lots of back and forth action with multiple botch chair shots and moves. 8Syxx (heel 8Syxx) wins the match after Biker$lim (face 8Syxx) goes for the Ronco Buster but 8Syxx counters by sticking his feet in the air. 8Syxx then does the 8Syxx-Factor and goes for the cover. 8Syxx pulls the tights and has a foot on the rope but the 8Syxx ref doesn't see it. Biker$lim gets pissed and throws a punch at 8Syxx and busts him wide open. Biker$lim then helps him up and blades himself as they exchange bloody handshakes. Announcer: This is heinous!!!!!! My God, the nBo is still going strong!!! (thinking he is off camera - How many more hours do I have to sit here and say this crap?) Now whos gonna play the heel announcer who brings in the fake, knock off nBo members? nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
dorzia Posts: 549 (5/28/04 4:20 pm)	..... we hog camera time so bad that we would show up ourselves as the fake nBo members.
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 932 (5/28/04 6:30 pm)	fake that's kinda what I was thinking something along the lines of It's a fake Biker$lim and 86! who do they think they're fooling? Their NbO logo is all outta whack..waitasecond they're ripping off those shirts to reveal the real nBo logo! They're the real thing! They were faking being fake! They're They're fake fakers! to steal even MORE camera time from talented workers! This segment lasted 20 minutes and did absolutely nothing! This is a landmark day in our industry! Get your new "oh wait they're the real thing shirts" now.. the front has the bogus NbO logo crossed out, under which is the actual real logo and on the back is the immortal JR tirade, "what the, they're not fake? They faked being fake? They're faking fake fakers? MotherFAKE!" on sale now for a limited time for only $49.99! buy two just to be sure they're real! nBo- keeping it real, even being fake and I've singlehandedly invented our version of the what chant.. as fake will reverberate throughout the WCF even when we're not in the ring!
dorzia Posts: 550 (5/28/04 6:44 pm)	..... .....get your "faking fake fakers" shirt now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wilmes Member Posts: 483 (5/29/04 8:24 am)	Re: ..... We need a Fake Sting and a Fake Wilmes to pull this off! -Dustin Wilmes- "Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat."
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 1995 (5/30/04 1:06 pm)	Re: ..... Double D and Dorzia staggers to the ring, obviously influenced by alcohol and injuries. But, wait! Something is wrong. They have NbO T-shirts. Didn't we just see this crap? They enter the ring, mutter something incoherent and pull the tees off to reveal nBo shirts. God, the nBo is just mocking the fans with repeating the same stupid skits. But, wait, what's this? They're pulling the nBo shirts off to reveal NbO shirts! It was a set up all along! They really are fakes. They are just making fun of those damn nBo bastards that pulled a fake angle. Ha ha, good show. But, wait, they're pulling off those NbO shirts to reveal nBo shirts again! Those S.O.B.'s! How much more TV time are they gonna hog? But, wait, what's this? They are pulling off the nBo shirts to reveal.... oBn shirts? What the hell? Now they're pulling off those shirts to reveal DarkSmark Flock You shirts. And they're pulling those off to reveal Juggalo shirts. And they're pulling those off to reveal Eugene shirts. Now one has a NbO shirt and one has a nBo shirt. Now they have "I'm with stupid" shirts. "Mondale For President" shirts? "What?" shirts? Now they are both topless and laughing and drinking beers. Fans, we're outta time... "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
HitmanMark Posts: 358 (5/30/04 2:38 pm)	Woah now... Alright, time for my main event, PPV title defense! <looks at the ring, sees the nBo drunk, unconscious, each member wearing about 25 T-shirts each, each shirt with some stupid slogan or swerve> <Looks on in disgust, puts on a fake mustache and bald wig, knocks down a board in anger> AH, @#$% IT!!!
dorzia Posts: 551 (5/31/04 11:28 am)	..... ahh, it is memorial day, a special day on the hey yo thread. nBo.
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 429 (5/31/04 12:39 pm)	Re: ..... I'm wearing so many tee shirts, I can't put my arms down (like Ralph in A Christmas Story. However, I still ain't selling. nBo - Where's the beef? Enjoy yo self!
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 935 (5/31/04 12:55 pm)	-- I can't put my arms down! classic. OOC and yes dorzia truly a special memorial day.. gorgeous here, couldn't ask for better weather- I still gotta work (nature of radio beast I guess) but yeah.. just to take the time to say thanks.. home of the free, BECAUSE of the brave. God bless our soldiers and for our UK and Danish brothers ( I didn't leave anyone's home out did I? res of us are Americans I think) God bless all of the fallen and fighting men and women everywhere! IC: we now return to shillin and nosellin!
dorzia Posts: 552 (5/31/04 6:27 pm)	...... damn right slim. now.....back in character!
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 203 (6/1/04 5:53 am)	Re: ...... I thought this thread would have been closed because of Roid Wild. Did we no-sell the event that bad? nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 450 (6/1/04 9:01 am)	Re: ...... Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to DSR's Highlight Steal!!! That's right, in an attempt to get even more airtime for the nBo, I've decided to host my own version of the Highlight Reel (completely ignoring the fact that Trish did it last night on Raw). However, rather than interview other wrestlers (and give them airtime), I've decided to show clips of my best matches. On the highly expensive Jeri-tron...er, DSRtron, we see a clip from a SuperCalo666 vs. Asics Johnson match. However, the nBo editing crew has digitally put my face on SuperCalo's head!!! We see "AsicsSR" perform a 450 frog splash and get the win. DSR: "Boy, that sure was a hellacious match that I won. Let's see another one..." We are now shown a clip of HitmanMark vs. Blode. HMark's face is again digitally altered to look like DSR. We see about five minutes of excellent chain wrestling from "HMarkSR", culminating in seven german suplexes in a row!!! DSR: "Yeah, I can't believe how hard-fought that match was! I sure put a hell of a lot of effort into it." HitmanMark comes out, disgusted by DSR stealing credit for HIS high-quality match. After a brief shoving match, HMark removes his mask to reveal...DDD! <You didn't really think we'd give a talented worker airtime, now did you?> DDD and DSR hug in the middle of the ring, and pose for the last twenty minutes Nitraw. After we go off the air, HMark comes in and beats us unmercifully, causing both of us to tap out. DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
HitmanMark Posts: 359 (6/1/04 9:27 am)	ONE OF THESE DAYS, ALICE!!! One of these days, one of my big-time beatdowns on the nBo WILL be televised. I mean, good Lord, we've done it so many times AFTER the cameras have gone off, in SO MANY cities, that half our fanbase must already know about them!
Bobafett Posts: 256 (6/1/04 12:11 pm)	Ok..here goes..... (The fettster..i.e. me... Heads to the ring with a couple of ladies..Stephanie McMahon and Lita..both holding on to one of my arms and staring at me dreamily..i think they're in love!!! i grab the mic off Howard Finkel and toss him outta the ring) JR: Bah Gawd..Its Fettster, the other half Of Brother Love's Cassanovas..whats he doing here.. Tazz: More to the point..how did he get those two ladies..He really must be a cassanova.. Fettster: My, my, my what do we have here, nBo should get jobs as Glaziers (people who work with glass) the amount of Glass ceilings they put up, but i'm gonna smash it..over they're heads....what..oh..Late breaking news..Dorzia has just lost a mtch to a Vince Russo cardboard cutout?..hmm..strange..anyway..I don't want the world title..I want an IC title shot..lil steph thinks the IC one goes better with my outfit (gives Lil miss McMahon a big kiss)..now if you don't mind me..i'm going back to my dressng room for a 3-some with these lovely ladies..Oh yeah.Wilmes my friend Torrie, Molly and Ivory are waiting in youre dresing room for you.. (walks off up the ramp and out the arena with the lovely ladies)
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 451 (6/1/04 12:52 pm)	This ought to be obvious by now... Wilmes quickly runs to his locker room, only to find that DSR has already bedded Molly, Ivory, and Torrie...and, somehow, Victoria as well. DSR: Oh, dude...see, these ladies thought that Fett said "Willis" Wilmes: Whatchu talkin' bout: Willis? DSR: Right, the guy from Diff'rent Strokes. Anyway, they were so disappointed when they realized Boba said "Wilmes", the only way they could be consoled was...well, you know. DSR winks and smiles at the ladies. They collectively sigh, lustfully. DSR walks out, with a cocky, Vince-McMahon-like swagger. _______________________________ nBo-Even in the sack, you're too small to main event. DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2019 (6/1/04 1:31 pm)	Re: This ought to be obvious by now... Have we moved on to name hoes now? Man, I've just been hangin' and bangin' all the hoes I came across. Now we got standards? Sheesh, let a brother know. Anyway, I think I'm do for a face turn. Or a heel turn. Maybe a tweener turn. Oh, the hell with it, just let me squash some jobber. HitmanMark, you'll do. rimshot nBo - JBL heat. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
Bobafett Posts: 258 (6/1/04 1:39 pm)	Hey Steph and Lita ain't My hoe's..they're my lovers..accompany me everywhere.. and don't make fun of em..they're very beautiful fragile ladies.. (whacks DoubleD and DSR with a mick-foley-strengh Steel chair)...never insult my lovely ladies..its not my fault you guys prefer Sherri Martel and Chyna...takes the glass ceiling and smashes it over the nBo guys heads..now excuse me..my ladies need me back..they can't get enough of the Fettster
dorzia Posts: 553 (6/1/04 1:42 pm)	..... just announced from tonights booking meeting, dorzia will face fette for the vacant ic title! with double d handcuffed to wilmes outside of the ring. however, double d has a doctors note that allows him to have a key to the handcuffs in case they start to hurt his bad wrists!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2024 (6/1/04 1:55 pm)	Re: ..... No-sells chairshots even if they knocked his fillings loose and no-sells on behalf of DSR Well, BobaFetish, you might be interested in this: Video rolls of Bobafett's "hoes" who turn out to be mops with badly painted faces and stickers that read "Hi my name is: Stef!" and "Hi my name is: I'm with stupid" Bobafett stands dumbfounded and DDD whacks him on the head with a stiff shot from a WCF game. The Fett is busted wide open (somewhere Corino looks away in disgust) We got first dips on the ho-ho-hoes in this here beyotch, so get in line, junior. At best you get sloppy tenths. DSR and DDD put Fett in a botch double team maneveur that hurt all of them. DDD and DSR no sell the injuries and leave the ring laughing and drinking Time for some ho-sellin'. nBo - Your girlfriend is our matress. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
Bobafett Posts: 259 (6/1/04 1:56 pm)	O..K... Runs into the ring and beats down Dorzia..and takes the keys off DoubleD and undoes wilmes..I then cuff DoubleD to Dorzia.. theCasanovas then set about the nBo guys ending with Dorzia tapping out to Fetts sharpshooter...I win IC title I take the belt and go back to my dressing room with my ladies..leaving DoubleD and Dorzia on the canvas knocked out cold
Bobafett Posts: 260 (6/1/04 2:00 pm)	and..oh yeah.. They're the real deal..(Gives Steph and Lita big kisses..)see you guys at my title defense later (closes the door to my room..)
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 434 (6/1/04 2:02 pm)	Re: and..oh yeah.. The ladies can't get enough of the Fettster? That's cos there ain't enough of the Fettster, if ya know what I mean. The Golden Spike, on t'other hand - nuff said! Enjoy yo self!
Bobafett Posts: 261 (6/1/04 2:13 pm)	Oh yeah? well Steph and Lita are the only ladies for me..and theres more than enough of the Fettster to go round
wilmes Member Posts: 489 (6/1/04 2:27 pm)	Re: Oh yeah? Damn you Stevie! -Dustin Wilmes- "Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat."
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2032 (6/1/04 2:32 pm)	Re: Oh yeah? Spike: That had me laughing out loud. Bobafett: Coming up short in the shorts. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
Bobafett Posts: 262 (6/1/04 2:49 pm)	Hey.. Anymore of that and its chopy-chop-pee-pee time for you spike
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2038 (6/1/04 2:51 pm)	Re: Hey.. Hey, don't hate the playa, hate the Game. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
Bobafett Posts: 263 (6/1/04 3:08 pm)	but.. But I already hate Triple H.. (Whacks Trips on the head with Baseball bat) Steph's mine now.. Anyway..Moving along...next stop for the Cassanovas..tag team titles
HitmanMark Posts: 363 (6/1/04 9:46 pm)	IT'S TIME, ONCE AGAIN... Gorrilla Monsoon: Welcome, fans, once again, to WCF BLUNDER! The action's already going, the entire nBo has arrived, so let's take you to the ring! DoubleD: Cassanovas, you guys think you can just waltz in here, into the nBo's territory, and start actually making names for yourselves without jobbing to us? You think you can just come in here, show off your superior wrestling techniques and styles, and expect us to respect you? Well, you've got a rude awakening coming, and it's coming TONIGHT, RIGHT HERE, IN PEORIA, ILLINOIS! <Cassanova's theme hits, and they stands in the middle of the aisle, not daring to go in the ring, since the nBo has filled it with their broken down bodies> dorzia: Ha, good to see you guys here! I've got a nice little surprise for you! Good old Vinnie Ru has sanctioned a little main event here tonight! No DQ, no countout, hardcore tag team action! <rest of the nBo looks at dorz a little strangely after hearing "hardcore tag team action"> dorz: Uh, :cough:, you know what I mean. Anyway, it'll be the Cassanovas against THREE members of the nBo! Now how do you like that? <Wilmes picks up a mic> Wilmes: Well, that's not too bad...seeing as how we have another partner! <HMARK'S MUSIC HITS!> Gorrilla: IT'S THE CHAMP! AND HE'S RUNNING WITH A HEAD OF STEAM STRAIGHT TO THE RING! <HMark proceeds to fly in the air, and give a Stinger Splash to Double D in the corner; in the confusion, the Cassanovas hit the ring, and a major brawl begins...naturally, the geriatric securtiy force comes out to break it up> GM: Looks like we've got ourselves a main event tonight, Brain! Bobby Heenan: Good, wake me when it's over. GM: WILL YOU STOP?!?
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2054 (6/2/04 4:33 am)	Re: IT'S TIME, ONCE AGAIN... Well, we talked to the commish (which is me) and because of your henious actions, you three jackasses get to face the entire nBo! AND ALL TITLES ARE ON THE LINE! nBo - our favorite vegetable is squash. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 435 (6/2/04 5:27 am)	Re: IT'S TIME, ONCE AGAIN... Booya! There's gonna be a squashin' tonite! I'm bringing the nBo wheelbarrow, to wheel these jobbers out of the ring so we can party. nBo - Squash Enjoy yo self!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2056 (6/2/04 5:51 am)	Re: IT'S TIME, ONCE AGAIN... Q:What does the nBo have n common with two raquets and a ball? A: Squash. nBo - we need more cowbell. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 207 (6/2/04 5:55 am)	Re: IT'S TIME, ONCE AGAIN... I'll be there to ref the match because the WCF ref's wouldn't give the nBo a fair shake. I'll also be in the match, so I'll be doing double duty. I'll also bring my man-beast Chynah to ring and she can take care of Boba's "lovely ladies." And this goes out to all the hoes: "We don't love ya hoes no more, we out the door,cause Pimpin' Ain't Easy!!!!!!!!!!" nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2060 (6/2/04 6:03 am)	Re: IT'S TIME, ONCE AGAIN... Just to increase speculation on the net, I am annoncing that I will bring in a special guest star tonight. The faces have been bitching that the booking and stipulations aren't fair so I'm bringing in a legend to take on the (token) commisoner role/GM. And it's someone we all know and love. Be prepared. This will change the course of the thread as we know (for at least 3 posts). The day of reckoning is at hand.... what we already did that bit? Oh, well, it's been seven posts, so everybody has forgotten it anyway. And if they haven't they are homosexual mommas boys who's never had sex. nBo - we don't create problems. It's those damn internet nerds. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
HitmanDX Posts: 203 (6/2/04 8:05 am)	Re: IT'S TIME, ONCE AGAIN... OOC: Had a little too much , eh DDD? IC: We're going to do what we do best, and that's squash jobbers who are not worthy, which would be all of them. nBo- We running thangs 24/7. The Hitman has spoken.
Bobafett Posts: 266 (6/2/04 11:52 am)	hmm.. (Fettster comes out to the ring with his Lovely ladies) Fettster: I accept the title challenge..but lets make it more interesting shall we.how about a hell in a cell-barbwire rope-No DQ-cowbells as weapons on poles on all 4 ring corners-Last Man Standing-member of losing team must shower with Bradshaw Match. Oh..and I ain't no jobber Heenan: WOW..thats amazing Gorilla: Yes it is what a challenge.. Heenan: No not that.LOOK!!. (Camera pans out from Fettsters face..only to find out Lita And Steph were stroking and licking Fettsters..Hey..do I really need to explain here..come on!!!!!!!) Edited by: Bobafett at: 6/2/04 3:18 pm
HitmanMark Posts: 364 (6/2/04 12:43 pm)	A mystery... A legend we "all know and love", DoubleD? Well, since it's you saying it, it's obviously not Ric Flair. <the Charlette, SC crowd starts booing at the thought...wait, weren't we in Peoria? Eh, makes no difference> But whatever you've got up your sleeve, it won't matter. I've wiped the floor with the entire nBo before, and you've all felt the wrath of the Jerseyan Crippler Crossface and my Sharpshooter, and, believe me, history has a funny habit of repeating itself in a case like this.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2071 (6/2/04 4:27 pm)	Re: A mystery... Oh, it's time, it's time, it's hater time! Allow me to bring in the greatest booker of all time. The man that has a certain way of booking named after him. The man that has survived hard times. The man that has fought the father funk, the mother funk, all the funks. That bastion of quality booking. And who will also take over as play by play man.J.R. is shown the door The one.... The only.... "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
dorzia Posts: 556 (6/2/04 5:16 pm)	..... with big dust holding the book, it's only a matter of time before he books himself over hitman mark and has a strangle hold on the strap. not to mention that his forhead would swallow any foreign object my man double d tries to hit him with. maybe we'll have to paint up one of our own in gold paint and have him attack dusty and take him out..... it may be time for the debut of .....gold$lim!
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 959 (6/2/04 5:32 pm)	Gold$lim? so the Biker$lim thing isn't Village people enuff huh? Yeesh the things I do for ratings..'sigh' Fine, I'm secure in my masculinity.. Gold$lim it is hold on lemme trash the last remnants of this 'Taker ripoff.. I've went through more personas in this thread than Foley, still got a ways till I reach Lesliean proportions though.. ok hold up lemee get in character.. and.. now.. "Dusty,/ You called down the thunder well now you've got it!-Kurt Russell Tombstone/ if you mess with the nBo /we'll take you downtown Focker, downtown to chinatown-Robert Deniro Meet the Parents/ and then you will never, ever forget the name of Pfffhh Gold$lim"
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 436 (6/3/04 3:28 am)	Re: Gold$lim? Hey, I hold the 'Gold' trademark for the nBo - you'll be $limberg or nothing, playa Enjoy yo self!
dorzia Posts: 558 (6/3/04 3:46 am)	..... how about....... phhhhhhh.........$limdust! and slim, don't you realize that every time you change gimmicks, you get another action figure made, another t shirt, and another disc added to your dvd anthology! $$$$$$$!!!!!!
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 438 (6/3/04 4:16 am)	also, $lim When someone beats the Jackrabbit $lim character on the Wrestlecrap: Return of the Shockmaster game, they unlock all of your other gimmicks. Would be cool, except that this causes their computer/console to crash, and erases the whole disk. They then need to buy a new disk, meaning another royalty-based trip to the ole' pay winda for the nBo. And who's to say that ain't the nBo way? nBo - now available for ZX Spectrum 48k and related platforms Enjoy yo self!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2084 (6/3/04 4:29 am)	Re: also, $lim Brothers, brothers, brothers. Don't worry, Big Dust is on our team: (Don't tell him he misspelled "nBo" it'll make him... Too late. Now he's embarrassed and insists on working a new gimmick: "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 440 (6/3/04 5:09 am)	$lim's latest, and greatest gimmick... $lim should lose a 'loser leaves town match' (I know that isn't what the nBo does, but go with me - it could be a quintuple team, and the rest of the boys could be laid out by a spiked batch of tequila - that way, no one loses their heat), and then come back as... Uvalde $lim! Teaming with big Dust, that'd confuse everyone (including the nBo), but would be pure box office platinum plated gold Enjoy yo self!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2090 (6/3/04 5:21 am)	Re: $lim's latest, and greatest gimmick... But Dust is on our side. His pattented Dusty Finishes will help us to never lose our belts. It's a new age of glory! "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2091 (6/3/04 5:47 am)	Re: $lim's latest, and greatest gimmick... Oh, by the way, Dust wanted me to pass on this message: "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 208 (6/3/04 5:57 am)	Countout???? 8Syxx: 1 nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2093 (6/3/04 5:57 am)	Re: Countout???? Huh? "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 209 (6/3/04 5:58 am)	Re: Countout???? 8Syxx: 2 nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 210 (6/3/04 5:59 am)	Re: Countout???? 8Syxx: 3 nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 211 (6/3/04 6:00 am)	Re: Countout???? 8Syxx: 4 nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 212 (6/3/04 6:01 am)	Re: Countout???? 8Syxx: 5 JR: The thread can end like this, get back in the ring damnit. BAH GAWD!!! nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 213 (6/3/04 6:02 am)	Re: Countout???? 8Syxx: 6 nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 214 (6/3/04 6:03 am)	Re: Countout???? 8Syxx: 7 nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2094 (6/3/04 6:03 am)	Re: Countout???? "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 215 (6/3/04 6:05 am)	Re: Countout???? 8Syxx: 8 nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."

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