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 ThePhantom86
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(7/7/04 5:55 am)
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WCF/nBo
Let the legacy continue in this thread. I'll archive the Uh oh thread on my site. It will be there shortly.
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ThePhantom86
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(7/7/04 6:17 am)
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Re: WCF/nBo
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you are the nBo's workhorse, and you are the new cruiserposter champion! enjoy it my brother.
8Syxx: I'm glad we are on the same page brutha. I'll be glad to be the workhorse so long as it gets our goal accomplished, what ever that goal is. Much like that Latino Heat in the company up north, your title reign may not be looked upon the same as our fallen brutha. DoubleD is gone, $$$ might soon be working for the EWT, Fettster is now a married man, and DSR was lost a long time ago. We are losing talent and jobbers. Who's left for us to squash except washed up has bins from years past?
What we need is a little T n A! That's right, we need the $250 WCF Nitraw Diva search.
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curtrok
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Posts: 112
(7/7/04 6:36 am)
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Re: WCF/nBo
*Drops from Rafters with time tested white face paint, looking like the sadest clown in all the land.*
"If this is where the big boys play you'll make me an offer I can't refuse. You have a half hour or I'll never wrestle here."
*Stands in the ring waiting*
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curtrok
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Posts: 117
(7/7/04 7:26 am)
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Re: WCF/nBo
"Okay boys times up! Mark my words and mark them well, I will be the death of WCF, when you see my face 3 times you will know certain peril is at hand."
*Flies back into the rafters*
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HitmanDX
Posts: 281
(7/7/04 9:09 am)
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Re: WCF/nBo
OOC: What's up with these threads being locked after 502 replies?
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curtrok
Member
Posts: 124
(7/7/04 9:21 am)
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Re: WCF/nBo
502 is the max a thread can hold. Its automatic.
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dorzia
Posts: 694
(7/7/04 10:13 am)
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curtrock, that's it! we have busted our A**es with 3 locked threads and close to 2000 posts! you want to drop in here and make a name for yourself as an emerging star! you got it! you will get a shot at nBo veteran 86pac in a no dq, non title, falls count anywhere except outside the ring, ladder on a pole match! and if you win, you will get your contract.
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curtrok
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Posts: 125
(7/7/04 10:28 am)
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Re: .....
*drops from rafters on fishing line with Scotty 2 Hotty attached*
"I, the blue chipper, the greatest prize in wrestlecrap will wrestle for the EWT TV title on sunday. Then I'll take a helicoptor here and defeat 86pac in the ladder on the pole match if and only if you let the winner of the EWT Heavyweight championship face off agains the WCF Champion in a unification bout to bring both feds together for at least a 1 month engagment called Extreme Wrestlecrap Tournament of Champions.
It may be presumptious of me to assume that the big wigs of the EWT and WCF could get along long enough to draw the biggest gates in histroy but I think both sides will agree to the offer."
*Attack Scotty 2 Hotty with baseball bat and feeds him to hungry guppy. Then flies back into the rafters with Crow's sounding.*
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ThePhantom86
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(7/7/04 10:58 am)
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Re: .....
8Syxx: Curtrok, you think that you can beat me, the 8Syxx-Pac in a no dq, non title, falls count anywhere except outside the ring, ladder on a pole match!?!?!? I've got 8Syxx-Pac heat brutha plus you have a very cheap, very weak, knock off Sting/Crow gimmick. I've already won! But do you know the rules of the WCF Curtrok? No opponent of the nBo can use high risk moves or high impact moves. You have to sell our offense but we don't have to sell yours. These still are the rules right Dorzia? Curtrok, prepare for the best punch-kick-finisher combo match of your career.
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curtrok
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(7/7/04 11:04 am)
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Re: .....
*From the rafters*
You don't have to worry about high impact offense 86pacc I don't use any of that stuff it gets me too tired. I just use my trusty slugger. You can try to no sell a baseball bat to the head if you want. BUT I PLAY STIFF!!!! You will sell for me or be crippled trying!!!
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dorzia
Posts: 697
(7/7/04 11:57 am)
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if you look back at what I said when I sent double d into obscurity, we in the new nBo are all about ratings an money! so yes! if toomi and his gang of has beens and never will be's got the guts we will unite the feds for the biggest ppv of all time. you fly back and tell them that we are open to negotiations!
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ThePhantom86
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(7/7/04 12:04 pm)
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Re: .....
8Syxx: So Curtork, you need a bat to beat people up with eh? Don't sing it, bring it!!
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JudoChopToTheHead 
Posts: 948
(7/7/04 12:29 pm)
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Adventures Of "Da Bad Guy" Stone Cold "Big&qu
*From the rafters, "Da Bad Guy" Stone Cold "Big" Scott AlcoHall attempts to attach himself to a bungee cord. Geraldo Rivera is on the scene*
"Yeah.. like.. someone started doin' this, so, like... I'mma steal it an'... make it work for me, mang."
"But, Scott, shouldn't you have a professional do this for you?"
"Hey, mang.. like, I'm nBo. Techs and shyte.. like, they ask ME for help, chico. Only tech..nish..'un.. I need is Jack and Evan, mang." *gulp gulp*
"Scott, as your friend, I, Geraldo Rivera, strongly advise against this."
"It's cool, chico. Lookit me, I'm oozin' machismo, mang. Dis is nuttin'."
*AlcoHall tugs on the cord*
"Aight, I think dis is good, mang. Like, i'm goin' to the ring, nBo Scott AlcoHall style!"
"Scott, no!"
*AlcoHall jumps off the rafter, only to reveal he hadn't secured the cord to himself. A sickening thud echoes as he smacks into the ring*
"Scott! Are you ok?!"
"...uhh.. like, yeah, mang. I'm no-sellin' that fall, chico.... Noooo!"
"What?! Did you break something!?"
"Mang! I spilled mah booze!"
Yeah, I cheat. You Wanna Play 21? I Got 22!
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dorzia
Posts: 699
(7/7/04 12:29 pm)
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*hands 86 a bat covered in jack daniel's bottle shards*
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ThePhantom86
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(7/7/04 12:53 pm)
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Re: .....
I love those segments Judo. Another name you could use is "Magnum" It has that listed as a gimmick for Scott Hall on obsessedwithwrestling.com
Edited by: ThePhantom86 at: 7/7/04 12:54 pm
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Jackrabbit Slim
Posts: 1212
(7/7/04 1:22 pm)
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--
a mysterious package marked wooo arrives at WCF hq.. dorzia opens it to find a stack of tickets to Saved by the Bell PPV with a notation...
"things aren't always what they seem, Games are for children, those wth dollar signs in their eyes can never be trusted, when everything comes to a head, allegiances will be known, true identities revealed, and enemies routed where they live.. you don't hafta like it, but learn to love it "
N.B.
who is N.B and what does this mean?
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HitmanDX
Posts: 282
(7/7/04 1:52 pm)
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THIS JUST IN!
It has been announced that the Heartbreak Hitman Bret Michaels will have a match against the Portuguese Man o' War Aldo Montoya this week on Blunder. This should be a classic encounter.
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JudoChopToTheHead
Posts: 949
(7/7/04 1:59 pm)
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Re: THIS JUST IN!
OOC: Actually, I think that's a good idea. "Da Bad Guy" Stone Cold "Big Magnum" Scott AlcoHall... anybody?
Also, I'm thinkin' about making a thread called Scott AlcoHall's Greatest Hits, in which I just post all the old adventures together for people to read... just for the helluvit. Anybody like that idea? Or is that too much nBo?
Yeah, I cheat. You Wanna Play 21? I Got 22!
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dorzia
Posts: 700
(7/7/04 2:12 pm)
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dorzia is shown with the mysterious package from nb, he locks the door, pulls the shades, rips the phone out of the wall, and rips into about 5 ounces of coke. who the hell is playing games with me?!! show yourself in the ring!!! if you aint got the guts, i'll see you ringside at the saved by the bell ppv!!!!!!!
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ThePhantom86
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(7/7/04 2:37 pm)
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Re: THIS JUST IN!
Hell, I'd read it plus I could archive it on my nBo page.
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Jackrabbit Slim
Posts: 1215
(7/7/04 6:21 pm)
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the phone rings in what has now become dorzia's office...
dorzia wearily picks it up..
don't talk just lissen.. this is N.B., I saw what happened when you visited EWT earlier- I was there. I didn't know about the counterfeit tickets, for that I apologize.. but whatever you do- get to the Saved by the Bell thing, and bring as many of the guys who haven't defected or quit on you with you. You're gonna wanna see it when it all goes down
d: but how will I?
You'll know, trrrust me. when the truth comes out, and when everything changes you'll know.. and dorzia 3 words to keep in mind
it ain't so
'click'
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HitmanDX
Posts: 283
(7/7/04 6:48 pm)
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J.R: BAH GAWD, King! What is Dorzia going to do?
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HitmanDX
Posts: 284
(7/8/04 6:44 am)
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Re: --
Bumping this back to the top, where it belongs.
nBo- We reign supreme.
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toomiguci
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(7/8/04 9:56 am)
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Out of Character
*OOC: hey dorzia, if you want to somehow be a part of the Saved By the Bell pay per view, please send me an e-mail with what happens & I will cut & paste it into the actual event when I type it up on Sunday because I am not sure when I will get around to typing it. This way I can help continue your storyline, k? Send it to [email protected] Also, let me know about when you want it to happen in the pay per view, like prior to a certain match or what not, Ok?
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dorzia
Posts: 702
(7/8/04 10:49 am)
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*dorzia comes to the ring, tosses the belt down and grabs the mic.....
you know, I been bustin my ass for the good of the nBo and the wcf ever since the ugh thread! and half of you punks who say my title reign is tainted didn't even come around until we had 3 locked threads! so what if we never wrestle sober, so what if we don't take care of our opponents, so what if we only drop the belt to guys in our clique, so what if we are older, slower, and worse in the ring than.... wait, where was I going with this? oh yeah. I have been reading all over the net that the only reason i've got the belt is because toomi's upstart fed is breathin down our necks, taking our talent, and providing fans an alternative to our swerves. and also that they only put the belt on me because double d had to retire. well, I am prepared to put all that crap to rest right now and put my belt on the line right now! my opponent may be familier to some of you.... he happens to be a MODERATOR..... and here... he comes.... the moderator of the CLAY AIKEN message board.... Triple D!!!!
*out walks a scronny pimple faced terrified little guy with double d quad braces on, and double d's music....
dorzia nails him with the jack daniel's press and hooks the leg
1...2....3!!!!
your winner and still wcf champion....dorzia!!!!!!!
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curtrok
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(7/8/04 10:56 am)
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Re: .....
*On the mega tron*
"I have reported back to the EWT, the decision is theirs to make now!"
*Piegons are released in the arena pooping on all of the WCF fans and staff. The tron goes back to normal.*
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ThePhantom86
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(7/8/04 11:14 am)
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Re: .....
::8Syxx and A-Bomb pull out their Tek 9's and start shooting at the pigeons::
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Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare
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(7/8/04 11:20 am)
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Re: .....
8Syxx, A-Bomb, and Steven Richards get bored and decide to get high and watch Half Baked while taking turns ripping Victoria's a$$.
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ThePhantom86
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Re: .....
Ooooo, the 8Syxx-Pac finally gets to tear some Victoria ass!
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Nut Bunnies 
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(7/8/04 1:27 pm)
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Re: .....
Quote:
*On the mega tron*
"DECEPTICONS! SQUASH THAT JOBBER-BOT!"
PERRRRR-FECTION.
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dorzia
Posts: 703
(7/8/04 1:43 pm)
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I like where you are goin with this! selebrity involvement=ratings!
forget robocop, mike tyson, david arquette or pete rose........... we got megatron!!!!
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Nut Bunnies
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(7/8/04 1:59 pm)
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Re: .....
Brings a whole new meaning to "squash match," huh.
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mprox666
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(7/8/04 2:25 pm)
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ooooook
ooc: how in the blue hell are we in the ewt going to contend with that? bring in galvatron? unicron? ( yes i was a big fan of transformers growing up.) mr bunnies i salute you sir, that was the last thing i expected.
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Jackrabbit Slim
Posts: 1224
(7/8/04 2:54 pm)
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via phone
dorzia, this is N.B. I was going to hold off revealing myself and where my intentions lie till the EWT PPV, but forget it, time to surprise them where they live.. turn on their thread right now.. and you'll see the truth.
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dorzia
Posts: 705
(7/8/04 3:12 pm)
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whhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HitmanDX
Posts: 285
(7/8/04 3:20 pm)
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Re: .....
*Commercial for Thursday Night Blunder, with John Madden*
JM: Hey folks, John Madden here, reminding you to tune in this week to Thursday Night Blunder. The main event for this week is between the Heartbreak Hitman Bret Michaels and the Portuguese Man o' War Aldo Montoya. Plus there's a whole bunch of other stuff that will be happening, so tune in tonight at 8PM eastern/7PM central right here in the WCF thread.
*End commercial*
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mprox666
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(7/8/04 3:27 pm)
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damn it
mprox lurred version walks up to the door hair a complete mess, wearing normal street cloathes walks into the dressing room "damn you na$$$ure boy and dorzia, next time you speed off at least try not to get my coat stuck in your car door, now how in the hell am i suposed to get back to the E.W.T.?"
mprox walks off to the highway to thumb a lift back to the bingo hall of fame "bloody missing my free bingo games now, sodding nbo."
OOC: i knew that was coming, but it just had to be done just for the hell of it
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dorzia
Posts: 706
(7/8/04 4:15 pm)
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mprox, don't leave so soon. we dragged you here for a reason, we would like to book you on this week's episode of blunder for the in ring debut of the na$$$ure boy! one on one! because we want to let you show our fans just what the ewt superstars have to offer!
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HitmanDX
Posts: 286
(7/8/04 5:47 pm)
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BLUNDER
Heartbreak Hitman comes out to the ring for his match against Aldo Montoya. He is accompanied by Gasoline. HBH poses in the ring for 10 minutes before Aldo Montoya finally comes out.
Upon entering the ring, Aldo is attacked by HBH. The two go back and forth for about 5 minutes before HBH tosses Aldo to the outside. Gasoline then attacks Aldo, throwing him into the steel stairs. While Gasoline works on Aldo Montoya, HBH joins Michael Cole and Tazz at commentary. Gasoline throws Aldo into the ring and works on him some more. He finishes him off with a botched jackknife powerbomb. HBH then slides into the ring, yelling "Get up" to Aldo Montoya. When he gets up, HBH hits him in the face with a botched Sweet Chin Muzak. HBH then covers him 1,2,3.
Your winner: Heartbreak Hitman
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mprox666
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(7/8/04 5:48 pm)
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Re: .....
thanks but no thanks mr dorzia, toom e. would sack me for that, but if your offering me a contract to turn up when ever i like bringing who ever i wish to, as long as i can still wrestle in the E.W.T. ....... then i'll think about it
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toomiguci
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(7/8/04 8:56 pm)
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Out of Character...
Remember, I have made WCF superstars wrestle damn good matches in the EWT thread after they show up. So, by all means, do it. It's only fair, right?
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Nut Bunnies
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(7/9/04 4:37 am)
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Nut Bunnies! More Than Meets The Eye!
::Enters with Megatron::
::Twirls moustache::
::Megatron cackles...IN A VERY EVIL MANNER::
::Both exit ring::
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curtrok
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Posts: 137
(7/9/04 5:10 am)
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Re: WCF/nBo
*From the rafters*
"Nutbunnies why have you not destroyed anything with megatron yet? Because you don't have this! *Holds up something that resembles the first gameboy* That's right Megatron will only cooperate with the person who has his mega control panel conduit system anaysis command center outreach programing pad or MCPCSACCOPP for short. They didn't mention it on the cartoon because it would be too confusing for kids. *presses sequence of buttons on MCPCSACCOPP* Megatron enters the ring and Curtrok drops from the rafters and leaves on the giant robot*
*swerve*
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dorzia
Posts: 709
(7/9/04 5:27 am)
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*camera shows the inside of a very seedy bar with a neon sign "dorzia's office"....you wanted to wrestle in this thread curtrok? well you got it! this week on nitraw, it will be you against nutbunnies in a megatron control on a pole match! with the winner taking megatron as a manager! and mprox666, you can bring any of those bingo players you want over here if you got the guts.
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curtrok
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(7/9/04 5:43 am)
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Re: .....
*Curtrok and Megatron appear*
Curtrok:You fell right into my trap Doriza, you are like this here megatron, a puppet, a toy. I will control megatron, this thread and all threads! I am the master and the ruler of the threads, the master and the ruler of the threads.
Megatron: Master, you just swtiched from a weak sting gimmick to a weak pyshco sid gimmick.
Curtrok: Right, sorry. I meant to say the only thing that's for sure about the rocker and megatron is that nothing's for sure, but if you want me to wrestle on this show you are going to have to give match or exceed my demands to wrestle in EWT, I'm still a free agent, and my demands have gone up. 150 bucks a week and all the chicken I can eat.
Megatron: What about my oil and transforming fluid?
Curtrok: Shut up you pile of scrap metal.
Megatron:...
Curtrok: Do we have a deal?
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ThePhantom86
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(7/9/04 6:28 am)
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Re: .....
(8Syxx jumps Curtrok from behind. Curtrok drops the controller for Megatron. 8Syxx botches an 8Syxx-Factor on Curtrok. Curtrok lays limp.)
8Syxx: Dorzia might run the show here, but I'm the damn workhorse. You wanna come here and make demands? That @#%$ doesn't work here pal. You come here with a stolen gimmick that was over with the fans. This is the Wrestle Crap Federation so come back when you meet the criteria.
(8Syxx sees the controller for Megatron and stomps a mudhole in it and walks it dry)
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curtrok
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(7/9/04 6:44 am)
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Re: .....
*No sells 86factor*
Announcer: Unreal, curtrok just got up from a horribly botched crappy finisher I don't believe my eyes, he's asking for a mic.
Curtrok: You think that was the real megatron controller? Do you honestly think that I would keep it here in the arena after just regaining control of my machine beast. The real one is hidden, I put it away after me and mega left last time. You are insignificant 86pac. I will deal with you after i finish nutbunnies at nitraw when the real megatron controller will be here on a pole! Who know's what other robots may show up.
*Curtrok points his bat in the direction of 86pac and stares at him until 86pac pees his pants and runs back to the locker room for a change of close and reinforcements.*
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ThePhantom86
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Re: .....
8Syxx: Obviously that wasn't me, as I spell my name 8Syxx not 86. 
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dorzia
Posts: 711
(7/9/04 7:42 am)
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dorzia and 8syxx give the imposter 86 a hooker and a bottle of cheap booze and send him on his way.
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Jackrabbit Slim
Posts: 1227
(7/9/04 8:09 am)
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nothing really to add to the show since he doesn't feel like having a match tonight. the N.B. just stops by to get some camera time and WOOO! for ten minutes.. the WCF crowd joins in, the nBo joins in, the sound is deafening! The $lim one as the Na$$$ is more over than ever!
nBo- not stopping till we milk every idea bone dry
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ThePhantom86
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All I know is in my next match, I'm gonna do lots of chops so I can get some cheap heat to go along with my 8Syxx-Pac Heat. I'm gonna make the crowd tired of WOOOOOOing by doing so many chops.
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dorzia
Posts: 712
(7/9/04 8:51 am)
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damn i love us! we even managed to steal the wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and make it our own!
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dorzia
Posts: 713
(7/9/04 8:53 am)
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man, I feel good right now, 8syxx, why don't you round up 3 jobbers from around town and get the camera crew, I think me you and na$$$ need a 6 man squash match to celebrate!
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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curtrok
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Posts: 143
(7/9/04 9:47 am)
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Re: WCF/nBo
*Rides in on Megatron*
"NBO, your weak leader was just laid out at the bingo hall. Then given a blue bath. If you care about him or your soon to be defunct thread and stable you should get over there and tend to him."
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Nut Bunnies
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(7/9/04 1:01 pm)
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Re: WCF/nBo
::Is currently watching TV with Megatron and is confused to why curtrok thinks he's talking to Megatron::
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curtrok
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Posts: 145
(7/9/04 1:08 pm)
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Re: WCF/nBo
*Playing a rousing game of tag with megatron, is confused as to why nut bunnies wants to weasel his way out of winner gets megatron match.
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dorzia
Posts: 723
(7/9/04 1:20 pm)
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hell, all i care about is ratings, so the four of you, nutbunnies, curt, and the two megatrons get to the casinoarena and we'll have ourselves a losing team's megatron leaves thread match!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(i'll write the match a little later, so gentlemen..... start your promos!)
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curtrok
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(7/9/04 1:30 pm)
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Re: .....
*The lights dim there is an explosion in the casino and in the middle of the ring stand the true megatron and Curtrok*
Cutrok: So it comes down to this! I've had my back against the wall my whole life, I come to this thread looking for a new start and here I am again with my back against the wall. Me and my Megatron have to win or he walks away form this thread forever. Alright! I'm game!
Back where I come from there is an old saying more of a fable if you will. If you take a little puppy dog, and put him in a corner and start kicking him. The baby pup has two options: One lay there and die or two; fight his way out.
*Close up of Megatron and Curtrok*
I don't know about you bunny man but I'm a fighter!
Commercial....
HTM = Wrestlecrap Edited by: curtrok at: 7/9/04 1:40 pm
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dorzia
Posts: 727
(7/9/04 1:56 pm)
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we're back from commercial and nutbunnies is making his way to the ring with his megatron.... well fans, from this angle, both megatrons look exactly alike. and both megatrons stare eachother down... and both turn around and nail their own partner!!!!! what the hell? they take their masks off and....... it's toomi and.....mr. belding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they are pummeling curtrok and nutbunnies!!!!! dammit!!!!!! they have taken advantage of the fact that we here in the wcf love celebrity gimmick matches and have been posing as megatron just to promote their saved by the bell ppv this sunday!!!!!! dorzia and na$$$ come running out of the locker room and toomi and belding take the low road! we're outta time
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nut Bunnies
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(7/9/04 4:00 pm)
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Re: .....
A match with YOU? Please, I'd squash you before you could even think about taking a step.
Besides, you have that @#%$ Armada Megatron, not the awesome G1 Megs that I have.
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toomiguci
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(7/9/04 7:33 pm)
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Re: .....
Out of Character:
Mr Belding? Oh man, that was bad...very, very bad. Couldn't you have at least used Dustin Diamond since he's the guest ref?
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toomiguci
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(7/9/04 9:50 pm)
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Cut to Commercial
*Toom E dangerously has been able to buy every single commercial slot during tonight's broadcast, so all the fans see at home over & over & over is:
Screw Vengance. The Take That Thread is where it's at on pay per view.
Extreme Wrestlecrap Thread is proud to present
on pay per view live from Bayside High School's football field in Bayside, California.
Witness HitmanMark & DSR go after the vacated EWT Heavyweight Thread Championship in the first ever Old fashioned School yard Match with the students of Bayside High surrounding the 2 men. When all is said & done, somebody will be awarded the championship by guest referee Dustin Diamond
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Also witness the #1 Contender's Musical Chair Competition. Who will be in it? Nobody knows until the names are announced this Sunday as 1 by 1, 7 folks enter the ring.
Witness jzbadblood's pay per view debut as he goes after the Tv Thread Championship worn by pyschoapeguy.
Also on hand will be a Skirt On a Pole Match as Raven looks to end his former WCW angle against the Roddy Scott, Roddy Rowdy Piper.
Last but not least, see if curtrok has a Smurfy day or not as he takes on the EWT Thread Tag team Champions Da Crapper & mprox blurred version in a Blue Bath Match.
Plus, don't miss a special live performance from Bayside's own
this Sunday, live on pay per view. It's the most anticipated pay per view of the year. It's alright, cause you will be Saved By the Bell.
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Live on pay per view Sunday, July 11th from bayside High in Bayside, CA...it's
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Nut Bunnies
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Posts: 727
(7/10/04 11:39 am)
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Re: Cut to Commercial
I think I'll pass.
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JudoChopToTheHead
Posts: 954
(7/10/04 12:52 pm)
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A Classic Scott AlcoHall Match
*This is from 1996 in one of the Big 3 Promotions which will remain anonymous. AlcoHall, wearing a hidden mic so as to catch every word in his match for an upcoming documentary, is in-ring with a young up-and-comer.*
"Like... clothesline, chico."
"Ok."
*The youngster takes the bump. AlcoHall proceeds to potato him with stiff right knuckles to the eye and cranium*
"Ow! What're you doing?!"
"Stay in character, mang."
*More extremely stiff punches, followed by kicks that make the rookie's ribs give way in brutal fashion*
"Aight, I'm finishin' it, chico. AlcoHall-ic Edge, mang!"
"Uhh... wha?"
*A stiff Crucifix Powerbomb lays out the rookie for the 3 count. Meanwhile, on commentary, 2 very famous and distinct voices are excitedly calling the action*
"This place is apropos, and that don't mean you're diggin' 'round the dirt with farm implements, baby!"
"This Is The Greatest Night In The History Of Our Sport!"
*Meanwhile, back in the ring*
"Hey, mang.. like, no shame in losing to the best."
"I was booked to win though!"
"Dude, stay in character. Yeah.. like, you've got some potential, mang. RespectMeOrDye.. like, you might go places."
"Really? *coughs up blood*
"No."
Yeah, I cheat. You Wanna Play 21? I Got 22!
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curtrok
Member
Posts: 152
(7/10/04 2:59 pm)
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Re: A Classic Scott AlcoHall Match
*From the Rafters*
Nutbunnies, I don't like you and you don't like me but what Belding and Toomi did crossed the line. No one pretends to be megatron and gets away with it. Come to saved by the bell and tag with me against those two decipticons.
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Nut Bunnies
Member
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(7/10/04 3:14 pm)
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Re: A Classic Scott AlcoHall Match
::Kills Mr. Belding::
There. Now we don't have to.
::While he's listening to Nut Bunnies, curtrok is squashed by Megatron::
PWNZD.
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curtrok
Member
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(7/10/04 6:30 pm)
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Re: A Classic Scott AlcoHall Match
Dude, did you go to the vince russo school of story line continuity? *Uses pigeons to resurect Belding for possible apperane Tomorrow at saved by the bell.*
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Nut Bunnies
Member
Posts: 734
(7/10/04 6:39 pm)
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Re: A Classic Scott AlcoHall Match
Hey, remember?
"Card subject to change."
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toomiguci
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(7/10/04 8:48 pm)
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Re:
*Toom E Dangerously is spotted in the audience holding a sign that reads "Saved By the Bell This Sunday On Pay Per View" until security confiscates his sign*
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HitmanMark
Posts: 507
(7/10/04 10:43 pm)
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Well look-y here...
<Crowd pops like crazy as the camera focuses on...former WCF Heavyweight Champion, HitmanMark!>
Keeng: BAH GAWD! What in the barbeque sauce is that hoss doing back here?!
<HMark holds up a "E-DUB-T" sign before running like hell...for exercise. Hell, I've no-sold trips to jail in the past, don't think I won't do it again!>
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Nut Bunnies
Member
Posts: 738
(7/10/04 10:45 pm)
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Re: .....
::Enters ring with Megatron V.1:: (Yes, I've decided to change G1 to V.1)
NB: Hello, Milwaukee!
::Since the town is not Milwaukee, the crowd boos::
NB: I have decided to bring in...backup. Allow me to introduce the NEWEST members of Nutty Inc.
::Soundwave, his cassettes, Devastator, and Shockwave enter::
::They all laugh...IN A VERY EVIL MANNER, and exit::
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mprox666
Member
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(7/11/04 11:21 am)
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ok i have a question
OOC: is it a bad thing that i can name all but one of those, nut bunnies the tape one's inclueded ( just one of them cant remember) even with out reading if you named them or not, wow i really did watch that cartoon way to much when i was younger.
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Nut Bunnies
Member
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(7/11/04 12:33 pm)
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Re: ok i have a question
OOC: I know all of the tapes, even the ones I didn't show because they suck.
-Ravage
-Laserbeak
-Rumble
-Frenzy
-Ratbat
-Buzzsaw
-Squawktalk
-Beastbox
-Overkill
-Slugfest
And Squawktalk and Beastbox combined to form Squawkbox.
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dorzia
Posts: 729
(7/11/04 1:27 pm)
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.....
*dorzia showsup battered and bruised from the bingo hall with a lot of liquor on his breath and tells the camera crew to get ready, he's got an important promo to cut tonight.
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dorzia
Posts: 730
(7/11/04 5:00 pm)
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fans, i am going to have to postpone my state of the union adress until tomorrow since I hear that half the ewt roster is at the hospital right now and I want some answers!!!!
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mprox666
Member
Posts: 97
(7/11/04 5:12 pm)
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Re: ..... you want answers you wont like them
mprox: blurred version walks in, you want answers? yes, no, maybe, i dont know, ( malcom in the middle did brainwash me, now im scared) possibly, no i dont think putting your finger in that plug socket would be a good idea, no i didnt think the blue-bath thing would last this long, i cant answer that, im not at liberty to say, i blame curtok and nut bunnies they keep running round with huge machines..... they have a tendency to stand on people and not care much!
good enough answer's for you?
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toomiguci
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(7/11/04 5:56 pm)
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Re: ..... you want answers you wont like them
dorzia, you want answers? You want the truth? WELL YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!
Ok, I guess you can handle the truth. Check out the Take That Thread & the Post Saved By the Bell Show for details. At this hour, HitmanMark still lays in a drug induced coma while DSR may be released tomorrow.
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HitmanDX
Posts: 289
(7/11/04 6:59 pm)
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It wasn't me...
Quote:
I hear that half the ewt roster is at the hospital right now and I want some answers!!!!
Hey, don't look at me. I was just an innocent bystander. 
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curtrok
Member
Posts: 160
(7/12/04 5:34 am)
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Re: It wasn't me...
*Doriza is back stage preparing to address the roster and fans about recent events.*
Doriza: I would like to begin by...
*A masked man with a baseball bat just laid him out again. Who the hell is that? The mystery man just left a note on Doriza's chest.*
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ThePhantom86
Member
Posts: 493
(7/12/04 8:05 am)
ezSupporter
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Re: It wasn't me...
8Syxx: Man, I had a wild weekend bruthas. I was in Vegas and partied nBo style. I think I went into every strip club Vegas has to offer. They say there is no sex in the champagne room, but there is for the nBo. Bum loving at it's finest, wooooo! I drank so much booze that I didn't even have a hangover. And the drugs, cocaine is a helluva drug. One club I visited had that Saved by the Bell ppv. The production value was low, it was broad casted in black and white, and they had real wrestling. I can't believe that people liked what they saw. I was about to start botching some 8Syxx-factors in that bar but this real cute stripper was starring at me. I had to show her why they call me 8Syxx, if you know what I mean. What the hell was my point.....well any ways, it's great to be back.
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curtrok
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(7/12/04 8:26 am)
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Re: It wasn't me...
Hey How do we know 8syxx wasn't the man in the mask? He called out Doriza after Double D went packing. He also has beef with the EWT maybe fingers are being pointed in the wrong direction.
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ThePhantom86
Member
Posts: 494
(7/12/04 8:43 am)
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Re: It wasn't me...
8Syxx: Wait a minute, hold on there Curtrok. It's true I called out Dorzia, cause our leader DoubleD just up and quit. We patched things up and are on the same page now. And while I don't like the EWT, there are our rivals BAH GAWD, I've only wrestled there once and not because I wanted to. I was forced too damnit. You can point a finger at me, but there are 3 pointing back at ya. I am the workhorse of this faction and if you don't watch your mouth, I'll have to close it for ya boy. We are 4 LIFE!!
nBo - don't mess with the bull or you'll get the hoss!
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dorzia
Posts: 731
(7/12/04 11:01 am)
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first of all, the reason we know 8syxx wasn't the man in the mask is because he was the one who drove us to the bingo hall! as far as you curt, it's funny that the one guy who has issues with both rosters wasn't anywhere to be seen in the bingo hall! so tonight, you can wear your mask or you can show your face, but you will face the hardest working man in the nBo, 8syxx! and HE gets to pick the stipulation!
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dorzia
Posts: 737
(7/12/04 5:11 pm)
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.....
curtrok comes to the ring to accept the match with 8syxx... the self professed blue chipper makes his way to the ring... wait a minute, it's the masked man from the saved by the bell show! he freefalls from the ceiling and crushes curt!!!! the masked man is not the blue chipper! who is the one??? dorzia comes running, well, stumbling out of the locker room but the masked man runs thru the crowd! what the hell is going on here!!??!
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El Gran Luchadore
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(7/12/04 5:21 pm)
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Re: .....
I am the masked man and I will detroy you all HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!11!!!!11!!!!1!1!1
(this seems fun. Im not sure what it all is but I read this thread and laughed many times. What is nBO and EWT? and can I join in?)
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dorzia
Posts: 740
(7/12/04 5:25 pm)
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my friend..... you are in way over your head. you might want to stick to the other sections of this board before you get yourself hurt.
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El Gran Luchadore
Member
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(7/12/04 5:28 pm)
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Re: .....
hey I just came here to have fun. why are you so aftre me? I havent done anything to you?
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HitmanDX
Posts: 293
(7/12/04 5:28 pm)
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Re: .....
Hey Dorzia, how's about getting to your state of the union address?
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dorzia
Posts: 742
(7/12/04 5:36 pm)
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sorry brutha. first I was planning on shooting on toomi's thread, than I was gonna shoot on how my nBo brothers are losing focus since double d bailed on us. but now i got this masked punk showing up on both threads and making my life hell! and now some noobie is tryin to be a thorn in my side! I'll get to it when I get to it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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El Gran Luchadore
Member
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(7/12/04 5:39 pm)
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Re: .....
sorry if i interfered on your injoke!!!!!11!!11!1111!!!!11
some of us just came here to have some fun. I thought this was a public board!! 
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Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare
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(7/12/04 5:43 pm)
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Re: .....
El Gran Luchadore me and my nBo New Board Order brothas would like to welcome you to the WCF and we also have a little welcoming gift for you.
<A-Bomb,Steven Richards and 8 Syxx lays EGL out with the Buzzkilla>
nBo4Life
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HitmanDX
Posts: 294
(7/12/04 5:43 pm)
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Re: .....
Hey, if you want to take part in this, you have to earn it, buddy.
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dorzia
Posts: 744
(7/12/04 5:44 pm)
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.....
hey man, we have no problem with anyone joining in on the fun. you just might wanna try your luck in the minor leagues in the take that thread. than maybe you'll get called up to the bigs.
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El Gran Luchadore
Member
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(7/12/04 5:53 pm)
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Re: .....
Curtrok what do you say that me & you team up and take down these punks?????
WE WIll destroy you all you punks!!! 
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Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare
Member
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(7/12/04 6:00 pm)
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Re: .....
HAHAHAHA you think you can take on the nBo pa..leazze we can squash you when we're passed out drunk and high with a hooker tied to our crotch. Son, your couldn't even hold our crack pipes on your best day. As a wiseman once said "You Can't Touch This."
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HitmanDX
Posts: 296
(7/12/04 6:05 pm)
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Re: .....
BWAH!!!! If I had a dime for every time some no-named punk said those words, I'd be a millionaire by now. So come on guys, give it your best shot.
A Bomb, how's about you and I team up and take out these jabronis?
Edited by: HitmanDX at: 7/12/04 6:06 pm
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Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare
Member
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(7/12/04 6:09 pm)
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Re: .....
Hitman it's on like neckbone brotha lets squash these fools nBo style.
nBo always ripping ass.
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curtrok
Member
Posts: 164
(7/12/04 6:16 pm)
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Re: .....
*From the rafters*
Curtrok: I'll be glad to join forces with you El Gran Luchadore.
*El Gran Luchadore comes out to the ring playing up to the crowd and getting absolutely no heat*
Bobby Heenan: He looks like Tito Santana and La Parka had a crack baby. What a humanoid.
*Curtrok drops from the rafters and offers his hand to EGL. EGL accepts. He turns his back to Curtrok and plays up to the crowd again.*
Tony S.: OMG Curtrok just jammed his baseball bat through EGL's head. That's the worst momement in thread history laddies and gentlemen. He's continuing the assult on the worthless jobber. OMG the fans are actually cheering curtrok. He may be a giant arrogant prick but atleast he's midly entertaining. Go Curtrok hero for a day.
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dorzia
Posts: 745
(7/12/04 6:29 pm)
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that's what I like to see! the nBo gettin ready to do some squashin' old school style!!!! and by the way hitman.... you are a millionare brotha!
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HitmanDX
Posts: 297
(7/12/04 6:39 pm)
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Re: .....
I am? That's just...too...SWEEEEEET!!!!
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toomiguci
Member
Posts: 936
(7/12/04 9:01 pm)
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Johnny Nitro's return..
El Gran Luchadore, allow me to welcome you to the Wrestlecrap forum. I have noticed ever since entering this thread, these guys have disrespected you as well as backed you in a corner & no-sold you like crazy. Well, allow me to introduce myself. I am Johnny Nitro, lackey to the owner of EWT. And I represent the Extreme Wrestlecrap Thread as well as Toom E dangerously. In our thread, we treat our posters with respect & have no problems selling your posts. Currently in the thread, we are in a very serious storyline involving White Hummers, comas, crushed larinyx, and EXTREME wrestling. We are wrestling. Not this thread, that involves sports entertainment. We may be small, but we are gaining in popularity. And I have been asked by Toom E Dangerously to meet with you & offer you an exclusive contract, as we have nothing but the utmost respect for our Mexican luchador neighbors down south. What do ya say kid?
*Secuirty starts to rush Johnny Nitro*
Hold on there security fella. I'm allowed here. See my backstage pass? I was given this by a friend. A very close....friend.
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El Gran Luchadore
Member
Posts: 25
(7/13/04 1:19 am)
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Re: Johnny Nitro's return..
Yes i will join your EWT and we will make thses @#%$ pay!!!!1!!1!!!1!!1
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dorzia
Posts: 747
(7/13/04 6:05 am)
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.....
good riddance. there seems to be far too much wrestling going on there, too much logical storylines, too much sobriety, too many compelling title matches. (dorzia relaxes in his plush office, pours a jack and ice for breakfast, and opens the paper..... he spits out his breakfast as he reads the headline.....)
ewt defeats wcf in this weeks ratings!
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curtrok
Member
Posts: 166
(7/13/04 6:19 am)
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Re: .....
*Doriza's phone rings*
And why is it that you are getting creamed in the ratings? Curtrok is on that show more than he's on here. That's the only reason people watch. Toomi wants you to believe that Curtrok is a pathetic jobber but look at the segments where he was on your show, major rating spike.Megatron match was the most watched thing besides the PPV. Don't let Toomi play you doing something before Curtrok has an exclusive agreement with them.
*Voice hangs up.*
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JudoChopToTheHead
Posts: 956
(7/13/04 6:34 am)
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A Brief Scott AlcoHall Promo
"Uhh... hey yo. Like, y'all.. like, know me. For all you... uhh.. losers *Makes The "Too Sweet" Wolfpac Sign*, I'm "Da Bad Guy" Stone Cold "Big" Scott AlcoHall. Yeah, that's me, mang. Like, people, certain people, have been wantin' to get in da nBo, like... lately. *coughs up a small bottlecap* Ahem... like, what're you... losers *Makes The "Too Sweet" Wolfpac Sign* thinkin'? You can just join da nBo? Dat what you're thinkin'? Wha', you think you can mess with "Da Bad Guy"? Dat what you think, chico? Huh? Mang, youse are lookin' at the definition... of machismo. Think you can infiltrate da nBo? Chico, we's gonna squash you, yo!"
Yeah, I cheat. You Wanna Play 21? I Got 22!
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dorzia
Posts: 750
(7/13/04 7:13 am)
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......
ahhh, just as i'm on the verge of a full blown nervous breakdown...... judo, a friendly face shows up to calm me down. scsa, please, come up with more of your cutting edge television to spike our ratings! anything!
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curtrok
Member
Posts: 169
(7/13/04 7:42 am)
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Re: ......
Hi this is David Meltman with this weeks cable tv ratings report. up this week as the most watched program was EWT programing followed by MLB on ESPN and CNN news. droping this week to number 247 behind reruns of the NHL stanley cup finals was WFC/NWO programing which was seen in 4 households.
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Bobafett 
Posts: 595
(7/13/04 7:47 am)
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Hmm
(Fettsters Music rings out around Ceasers Palace)
J.R.= Could it be..could it really be???
(The Peoples Real Interconbtinental Champion Fettster comes to the ring with his 3 Lovely Ladies..wait..sorry WIVES!!!)
Fett= The Fettster is finaly home baby..and boy have I got a fight for you...
Versus
We'll beat EWT now I'm back
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curtrok
Member
Posts: 171
(7/13/04 8:02 am)
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Commerical
Masked men revealed on EWT tv check it out now!
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HitmanDX
Posts: 299
(7/13/04 8:12 am)
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Re: Commercial
Heartbreak Hitman and Gasoline find Curtok and bash his brains in. He's beaten so badly that he has to be taken to the hospital.
HBH: Good riddance, you freak!
nBo- One small step for man, one giant squash for mankind.
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curtrok
Member
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(7/13/04 8:19 am)
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Re: Commercial
Curtrok wonders how his brains were bashed in if he is standing in the EWT ring with masked men.
*No Sells post*
By Gawd someone just no sold the N.B.O like a government mule at a sloberknocker one legged ass kicking contest for heinous Jezebels.
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HitmanDX
Posts: 301
(7/13/04 8:29 am)
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Re: Commercial
Oh, so you want to play like that, eh? OK, well then why don't you prove yourself then? Tonight, in that very ring, it will be Curtok one-on-one against.....
GASOLINE!!!
J.R. BAH GAWD, King! Gasoline will be making his in-ring debut tonight!
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Nut Bunnies
Member
Posts: 752
(7/13/04 9:10 am)
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Re: Commercial
JR: Folks, it seems that Curtrok and Gasoline fell down a 7 story building. We'll update you on their conditions.
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curtrok
Member
Posts: 174
(7/13/04 10:31 am)
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Re: Commercial
OOC who's booking these threads vince russo? everything it out of control.
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dorzia
Posts: 753
(7/13/04 11:20 am)
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well curt! YOU, you renegade, you are disrupting the continuity of these threads with your bouncing back and forth demands of a contract. If you can't learn to control yourself, I will hold an nBo meeting at our favorite gentlemens club and we will collectively no sell your very existance! So now on to important business, Toomi, you want to steal our angles, our talent, and mix that in with actual wrestling action? you go ahead! you think because you won 1 week in the ratings you got something big going? you want to put me out of business? me? one of the originators of the ugh thread? well, my friend, i am going to give you the chance to put me out of business! that's right you heard me! I chall....*dorzia is hit from the masked man who has once again freefalled from the cieling and taken him out!!!! he once again escapes through the crowd!!!!! who is the one??? what was dorzia's challenge???!!!!
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curtrok
Member
Posts: 175
(7/13/04 1:11 pm)
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Rafters
Bobby Heenan: Look up in the rafters, who was that. First that guy free falls from the rafters now this.
*A shadowy figure disappears.*
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Jackrabbit Slim
Posts: 1253
(7/13/04 2:30 pm)
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scorecards.. getcher scorecards...
Yeesh you miss a coupla shows hung- er recovering from injury and the whole thread goes wonky.. can anyone gimme the reader's digest of what's goin on?
and just to put myself over
Wooooo!
-the Na$$$
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HitmanDX
Posts: 302
(7/13/04 2:43 pm)
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Re: scorecards.. getcher scorecards...
Well Na$$$, Curtok, the so-called Blue Chipper is still being a pain in the you-know-what, so we're scheming to finally get rid of the little pest.
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curtrok
Member
Posts: 176
(7/13/04 4:24 pm)
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Recap for Na$$
here is the quick recap.
I came in looking to find a spot, I got greedy and wanted more. Made a typo that nutbunnies jumped on to bring in megatron, we fough over megatron so I brought in my own megatron.
Doriza booked a megatron v megatron match only to swerve both of us long with toomi.
Toomi looked to advertise is ppv on this thread only to be double swerved by doriza who punched him in the kisser. Then everyone was laid out by a mysterious maksed man thought to be me. Maybe it was maybe it wasn't. Then masked men started poping up everywhere like this was a wcw angle.
Now we are trying to figure out who the masked man is and if they are in cohoots with me doriza toomi or working alone.
recap over.
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toomiguci
Member
Posts: 938
(7/13/04 9:13 pm)
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Re: Recap for Na$$
Ya forgot a couple of parts curtrok...see, the masked man laid out not only myself & dorzia, but he also laid out Na$$$ure Boy who sneak attacked me at the end of Saved By the Bell with dorzia. And now the masked man, calling himself THE ONE has taken me out in the EWT thread when he hit my car with his White Hummer.
It's been interesting slim...ya need to catch up.
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JudoChopToTheHead
Posts: 960
(7/14/04 5:31 am)
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The Scott AlcoHall Project
*A Camerman follows "Da Bad Guy" Stone Cold "Big" Scott AlcoHall and Geraldo Rivera through a dark corridor.. perhaps an arena hallway hours from showtime...*
"Like... hey yo, chicos and chicas at home. Like... dis is "Da Bad Guy" Stone Cold "Big" Scott AlcoHall and... ummm.."
"I'm Geraldo Rivera and we have been told that very strange... almost ominous sounds have been eminating from the nBo VIP room. Now, we are the only nBo members on the scene at the moment---"
"Wai'... you're nBo now, mang? Like, did I let you in?"
"Scott, Scott.. Scott.... let's try to stay on task here, ok?"
"Like, aight, chico."
*coughs up an eraser*
"Fans... what could this be? Could it be the masked man, the anonymous assassin hired to take down the nBo? Or is it a future ally, someone to help expand the power of this already powerful faction?"
*The two creep closer down the hall. "Da Bad Guy" takes a swig of whiskey and staggers to the ground*
"What is it, Scott? You sprain your ankle?"
"I can't go on, mang! I can't do it! Dis.. dis is too much, chico!"
"No! C'mon, Scott! Remember who you are! You are nBo! One of the founding members! Remember that I, Geraldo Rivera, am your friend! I am your ally! And remember that... if this is another swerve, that's big money for all of us."
"...sniffle... really, mang?"
"Yes, Scott! Now... let's go find out what the hell is going on! You with me, Scott!?"
"Yeah, chico!"
"I, Geraldo Rivera, can't hear you!"
"YEAH! I'M REEKING OF MACHISMO!"
*The two dash down the hallway, cameraman following as quickly as possible. They finally come to a door labeled "nBo: Keep Da Eff Out"*
"...you ready, mang?"
*AlcoHall opens the door slowly. The lights in the VIP room are on, revealing a figure huddled in the corner of the room, haunched over, back to the camera and our famed duo.*
"Who's that, Scott?"
"Umm... like.. looks like.. Curtrok!"
*The figures head turns to see our heroes. His eyes bulge at the sight*
"What is it, Scott?"
"Oh mah gawd, chico. I think... I think... Curtrok's been in here masturbating, mang! Let's get da hell outta here!"
*AlcoHall and Rivera, with cameraman trailing behind, take off down the hallway in a mad dash*
Curtrok: "No, AlcoHall! I wasn't either! *zzzzzip* Hey! You'd better not tell anybody!"
Yeah, I cheat. You Wanna Play 21? I Got 22!
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ThePhantom86
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(7/14/04 5:34 am)
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^^^
(camera opens to 8Syxx's locker room)
8Syxx: I don't know if I like this whole cross promotion thing. Isn't the nBo anti-everything except screwing, swerving, and drinking? I've been in this thing since nearly the beginning and I'm being left out of the loop. DoubleD just left us and he said this thing was 4 LIFE! It looks as though that I'll just hang in the locker rooms and backstage and collect my money from my guaranteed contract. Not that I have a problem doing that, but it was fun botching moves and makin' anyone non-nBo do the J O B.
(before the camera fades, 8Syxx opens his locker to find a mask)
8Syxx: What the hell?!?!?!?
(camera fades)
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curtrok
Member
Posts: 179
(7/14/04 6:22 am)
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Re: The Scott AlcoHall Project
Out of Character.
I think I've been giving you guys some gold over the last week or two, not being a pest. Well maybe a little of both but a masturbation angle? Come on that's just uncalled for. At least bury me in cement or give me another blue bath or something.
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ThePhantom86
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(7/14/04 6:40 am)
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Re: The Scott AlcoHall Project
ooc: Everyone does it right? I do it sometimes. I can't speak for my nBo bruthas, but I try not to put other peoples characters in situations like this. I get permission from them other wise any character on one of my posts does there thing and I do the crazy @#%$. To each his own, but I did find Judo's post funny.
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curtrok
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(7/14/04 6:53 am)
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Re: The Scott AlcoHall Project
It was very funny, I was kind of tounge in cheeck when I said that last post. No one wants there character masturbating on nitraw. I'll get him back.
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curtrok
Member
Posts: 186
(7/14/04 7:04 am)
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Re: The Scott AlcoHall Project
*Curtrok is back stage with Gerlado.*
Gerlado: Care to explain yourself?
Curtrok: I guess I just needed to relieve a little stress. Besides what were you guys coming into my locker room for?
Gerlado: Well Scott said that this space was empty now and we could make lo...I mean find the masked man.
Curtrok: Right so you you guys were going to the locker room you thought to be empty to find the masked man and not have scott stick a hot dog in your buns?
Gerlado: This interview is over!
Scott: (shouting from out of the room) Hey mang! I found another place were I could show you my machismo.
Gerlado: Not now Scott Curtrok know.s
*Scott enters*
Scott: Hey mang you won't tell anybody right?
*Just then the masked man attacks Scott and Gerlado from behind with a sledge hammer. He just stares at Curtrok and runs away*
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dorzia
Posts: 764
(7/14/04 9:32 am)
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.....
dorzia comes into the backstage area to tell 8syxx that they need a good old fashioned week out on the town to unwind, get back to their roots of swervin, drinkin, druggin, skippin house shows, and not worrying about the state of the company or the competition..... but as he arrives backstage he sees 8syxx with the mask in his hand!!!!!????!!!!!
"brother.... how could you?"......
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ThePhantom86
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(7/14/04 9:44 am)
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Re: .....
8Syxx: I just found this mask in my locker. I would never turn my back on the nBo like that. If I was gonna hurt the nBo, I would do it to your faces. I'm in the gang 4 LIFE unlike some others. We all play a vital role in the nBo. I pledge my allegiance with the nBo.
(8Syxx blades himself)
8Syxx: See, I still bleed nBo.
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You Gene
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(7/14/04 10:50 am)
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Re: .....
Hi. Hi everybody. I got lost. I kept going to the other thread & it wouldn't let me post. So I read every single thread to find out where you guys go. How are you? I'm good. It's great to be back. I still want to be a champion for my mommy. Can I wrestle?
Bread makes me poop.
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JudoChopToTheHead
Posts: 961
(7/14/04 12:40 pm)
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Re: The Scott AlcoHall Project
OOC: C'mon, Curtrok, I was just playin'. I poke at a lot of people on the board, it's never meant for harm. You just happened to be the name I picked this time around.
Now, just wait until I explain how you had 2 imposters playing "Da Bad Guy" and Geraldo ala Fake Diesel and Fake Razor or Huckster/Nacho Man
Yes.. it will work! No, not just "yes". Ooooooh Yeeaaaah!
nBo: We Coated The Glass Ceiling In Concrete
Yeah, I cheat. You Wanna Play 21? I Got 22!
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JudoChopToTheHead
Posts: 962
(7/14/04 1:06 pm)
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An Initiation...?
*Scene opens in the nBo VIP room. "Da Bad Guy" Stone Cold "Big" Scott AlcoHall is seated at a desk, wearing a suit and tie, with a chilled mug of whiskey in front of him... on a coaster, of course*
"Like.. hey yo. I'm "Da Bad Guy" Stone Cold "Big" Scott AlcoHall, one of the founders of da nBo. Like, recently, someone made a lil' spoof film of... like.. me and my sidekick... ummm.... uhhh.."
*Voice From Off Camera Says:*
: "It's Geraldo Rivera! Say my name, Scott! The viewers must know that Geraldo Rivera is nBo now. I'm cool... I'm hip. PLUG ME!"
"....uhhh... like, my sidekick Geraldo Rivera. Anyways, someone made a spoof of, like.. me and him. Dat's.. like.. really unprofessional, mang. Nah, I'll have all youse know that.."
*Tosses back the mug of chilled whiskey, refills it from his half-gallon bottle of Heaven Hills*
"..ahhh... Like, I'll have y'all know that me and.. uhh..."
*Off Camera Voice:*
: "Geraldo Rivera!"
"Like, me and duder don't touch eachother and stuff, chico. "Da Bad Guy" don't swing dat way. Like, I haven't swung in years, mang. ...I've shaken martinis. No, wait, like.. people do dat for me, 'cause I'm nBo. Anyways, Curtrok, mang, what you did was... uhh.... bad, mang. It hurt my feelings, chico. Nah, it hurt my machismo, mang! So, like.. watch your back and stuff, 'cause you don't wanna mess wid "Da Bad Guy"."
*Chugs More Of His Whiskey*
"Anyways, now dat dat is outta da way, I've got, like.. an nBo interview lined up and stuff. Like, come in, mang!"
*Door opens and You Gene walks in. He appears nervous, yet excited to be around a star such as "Da Bad Guy"*
"Heyyo, Scott AlcoHall!"
"Like, Hey yo, mang. So, you wanna be in da nBo, huh?"
"Uh Huh! Uh Huh!"
*Claps hands in a comical fashion*
"Dude, don't make loud noises. Like, it upsets my cauliflower ear."
"Sowwy, Scott."
"So, like.. why're you nBo material, mang? Like, why should we let you in, chico? What makes you so special?"
"Yes, yes! I'm special! People tewll me all duh time!"
*Hops to and fro*
"Heeeeey... don't hop. Makes my eyes focus and, like.. dat hurts, mang. Hurts to da bone, chico."
"Sowwy, Scott."
"Like, we can always use, like... a whippin' boy. But, we need to, like... initiate you, mang. Aight... you see this cup, mang?"
"....yes.."
"Like, I want you to drink dis 'ere, mang. Let's see how much Machismo ya got."
*Hands You Gene the mug of rot-gut whiskey*
"sniff...sniff... I dunno, Scott. Dis smells like white trash."
"Dude, just, like.. drink it, mang. C'mon, Unkie "Da Bad Guy" Stone Cold "Big" Scott AlcoHall wouldn't, like.. lie to you."
"Umm... ok..."
*Drinks the mug quickly*
"Ahhhhhhhh!"
*You Gene flees from the room, screaming with blood coming out of his ear*
"Whoa.... like... who else can we get to drink dis, Geraldo?"
*From Off Camera*
"I think I saw GoldStud69 down the hall."
"Cool.. Like, go get him, chico."
Yeah, I cheat. You Wanna Play 21? I Got 22!
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dorzia
Posts: 765
(7/14/04 2:08 pm)
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.....
as dorzia and 8syxx are backstage arguing about whether or not he is the masked man, the lights go out..... when they come back on both nBo members are layed out and the masked man is standing above them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he pulls out the spraypaint and sprays
soon............. on the wall!!!!
what the hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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curtrok
Member
Posts: 191
(7/14/04 2:29 pm)
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Re: .....
OOC I know you were playing I wasn't upset or anything but masturbation, you could do better than that. That was my whole point. It was still pretty funny.
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HitmanDX
Posts: 307
(7/14/04 2:34 pm)
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Re: .....
The masked man then leaves. A few minutes later, Heartbreak Hitman and Gasoline find Dorzia and 8Syxx laid out. They see SOON written across the wall. HBH tells Gasoline to get EMTs.
HBH: All right, masked man or whatever the heck you are. This means war!
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JudoChopToTheHead
Posts: 966
(7/14/04 2:49 pm)
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Re: .....
Quote:
OOC I know you were playing I wasn't upset or anything but masturbation, you could do better than that. That was my whole point. It was still pretty funny.
OOC: Perhaps you've never heard that Masturbation = RATINGS!!!!
...and isn't that what we're all after?
Yeah, I cheat. You Wanna Play 21? I Got 22!
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mprox666
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Posts: 102
(7/14/04 2:53 pm)
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Re: ..... ooc
is there going to be a wed night blunder tonight or has it been canceled due to the mass out-break of masked men ?
and judo, comedy wise im trying, cant beat you but i give it a shot
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curtrok
Member
Posts: 196
(7/14/04 3:04 pm)
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Re: .....
*Curtrok on the phone*
Curtrok: Okay its done?...and they got the message. Just to make sure you got both of them....great they won't be taking me lightly to much...
*Gasoline is following the stretchers down the hall.*
Curtrok: I gotta go.
Gasoline: Who were you talking to?
Curtrok: None of your damn business.
*Stare down*
*Gasoline picks up curtrok by the neck and pins him agains the wall.*
Gasoline: If you have something to do with this you're not gonna need a stretcher you're gonna need a casket.
*slaps gasolines hand off stare down into commerical.*
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mprox666
Member
Posts: 104
(7/14/04 3:38 pm)
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Re: .....
*commercial* opens with a man painting a fence
" hi some of you may recognise me, im mprox: blurred version from the E.W.T, the superior thread. You may be asking yourself where i get all the paint i use during my blue-baths, well so was i untill i asked, then i found out its Boredem, Newshams and Oswalds. they make really good paint just look at the state of this fence, knackered, old and half rotten, now look at what its like with a coat of this top quality paint." camera slowly pans away showing the half painted fence.
*end commercial*
Blunder comes back to show a man in blue overalls with a hat covering his face, emptying the sprinkler system someone walks over and ask's what he's doing....... "oh just changing the water, well would you like to get brown rusty water on you if this thing go's off its procedure." the person accepts this and wanders off, while the blue overalled man stands and watches a big tanker truck reverse up. cut back to the ring
(ooc this should end up being funny )
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dorzia
Posts: 767
(7/14/04 3:43 pm)
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.....
as long as there's no masked man or title defense involved, I'm game to see where you go from here.
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mprox666
Member
Posts: 106
(7/14/04 3:58 pm)
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Re: .....
OOC: nah dont want a title shot, dont need a masked man running round, wouldnt object to a masked woman running round minus her cloathing, ( no must resist going back to the pro-streak gimick) after all anon nudity = rating's
you'll just have to see where i take it.
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El Gran Luchadore
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Posts: 28
(7/14/04 4:36 pm)
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Re: .....
Im the new hot up & commer in the Take That federation and i will make sure we destroy you NBO @#%$!!!!1!!!1!!!!!!
>>>does SSP on Dorkzia and busts him open>>>
(what dos OOC: mean?)
"Arriba La Raza, Esse Vato Loco Chico Holmes!"
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HitmanDX
Posts: 308
(7/14/04 4:49 pm)
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Re: .....
Out of character
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Nut Bunnies
Member
Posts: 755
(7/14/04 5:12 pm)
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...
::Squashes random jobber::
ALRIGHT.
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mprox666
Member
Posts: 107
(7/14/04 5:32 pm)
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Re: ...
JR: Bah god, Heinous that Nut Bunnies s.o.b. government mule, n.b.o member now? two dollar jezzablesteak tough whats he going to do now kink?
K: how am i suposed to know? moron.
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El Gran Luchadore
Member
Posts: 32
(7/15/04 12:21 am)
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Re: ...
OOC: Okay thnaks!!!!!11!!!!1!!
"Arriba La Raza, Esse Vato Loco Chico Holmes!"
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dorzia
Posts: 768
(7/15/04 1:56 am)
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listen here! all of you jobbers from the ewt thread!!! you with your work ethic, and your respect for the fans, you make me sick!!! I just tuned in to dsr's promo and I almost puked. But than I see that Toomi might be associated with the masked man? Toomi, the same scum who is trying to put the nbo and the wcf out of business? Toomi who will accept anyone, even a jobber who botches his spell check worse than double d used to botch a routine finesher, like granluchador? Toomi, let me tell you something, you reality tv show wannabe! This board is not big enough for both of us! and soon, something will be done about it!!!!!
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The Golden Spike 
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Posts: 594
(7/15/04 3:49 am)
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Word!
<Suddenly, the arena goes dark, and a spotlight picks up a lone figure on the stage. It's the Golden Spike, in nBo tee-shirt and cut offs. The nBo announcer offers him the nBo house mic, but he refuses it, chases the announcer out of the ring, and produces his own Golden Mic�>
Yo
Yo yo
Yo yo YO YO YO YO!
What's going down here? I step out of the building for a spell, and when I get back, all this crap springs up to meet me?
Well, let me tell yo, homes, this crap is WACK! All these new names - Curtrok or somethin', el Granny Luchadore (somethin' funny bout' dat guy).
People keep comin' an' goin', but the Spike - he stay the damn same! Alsways there for his brothers, alsways gots their backs...
But, what happens? I'm away for a week or so, and do I get the proper respect?
No, I just get ignored, forgotten.
GOD DAMN IT! I WAS YOUR CHAMPION! I HAD TO DROP THE BELT, AND NO ONE AKSED WHERE I WAS, WHAT MY PROBLEMS WHERE! NO ONE CARED!
I WAS THE GOD
DAMN
CHAMP!
YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN AKSING 'WHERE'S THE SPIKE? WE NEED THE SPIKE! WE WANT THE SPIKE!'
'WE LOOOOOVVVVEEEEE THE SPIKE'
<The Spike suddenly drags a blade across his forehead, pouring blood down his face>
But, no, you didn't care.
Well, you can have your megatron, your pool parties, and your SWEEEERRRRVVVEEES!
Well, you know what we always said about 'nBo4life'?
FORGET THAT!
<Tears off nBo shirt to reveal E effin W T shirt underneath. Urinates on the nBo shirt, and lights the 90-proof urine to burn the shirt>
See, that nBo? You sons of bitches can go straight to hell!
And Toom? Just trying this on for size, letting you know how this bad boy would look in an EWT shirt.
<Takes off EWT shirt and ties it around forehead, to stem the bleeding>
Say hello to the hottest free agent in Wrestlecrapping
Peace out, b**ches!
<Throws down mic, walks out of the emergency exit>
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ThePhantom86
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(7/15/04 5:38 am)
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'''
(camera opens to 8Syxx talking on the phone)
8Syxx: I know man. I swear that I am not one of those masked men. I just found that freakin' mask in my locker. Everything is a mess around here.
(at that moment, the camera is knocked down and then you see 8Syxx hitting the floor. 8Syxx is then dragged off.)
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HitmanDX
Posts: 309
(7/15/04 6:08 am)
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Re: Word!
Spike, you want to up and leave? Fine, go! We don't need a Benedict Arnold like you!
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curtrok
Member
Posts: 197
(7/15/04 7:38 am)
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Re:
*Curtrok was in the ring about to cut a promo when 8syxx was dragged away, he immediately runs back stage...commerical.*
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Jackrabbit Slim
Posts: 1260
(7/15/04 7:39 am)
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OOC: gotta love our frequent five minute face turns.. so Spike you're Cena now?
IC: WOOOO! *crowd goes wild*
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curtrok
Member
Posts: 200
(7/15/04 8:01 am)
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Re: ---
OOC kind of
*Via Sattalite*
I just want to take the time to thank this thread and the EWT thread for allowing me to be the fastest blue chipper to 200 coherent posts. Call me Blue Chipper no more I'm a bona fide young gun!
Edited by: curtrok at: 7/15/04 9:04 am
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curtrok
Member
Posts: 202
(7/15/04 9:10 am)
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Re: ---
*Backstage Curtrok sees a masked figure and attacks him.*
Curtrok: We get to the bottom of this right now!
*Drags the masked figure into the ring, 8Syxx is now where to be seen. Get's a mic.*
Curtrok: The confusion ends right here, the chaos ends right now. I'm going to reveal the identy of the masked man here tonight!...
*Curtrok rips of the mask to reveal 8Syxx!*
Commercial...
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The Golden Spike
Member
Posts: 596
(7/15/04 9:51 am)
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Re: ---
You
Can't
See
Me!
('cos I'm not here!)
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ThePhantom86
Member
Posts: 514
(7/15/04 9:58 am)
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Re: ---
(back from commercial, 8Syxx takes the mic)
8Syxx: What the hell is going on here? I'm not the masked man.
Curtrok: Roll the footage.
(they replay the footage everyone just saw)
8Syxx: I was set up damnit! I got attacked earlier when I was on the phone with A-Bomb. When I woke up, I couldn't see anything and then I was attacked again and here I am. I'm tired of this crap happening to me. I'm not the one who's turned my back on the nBo. DSR, DoubleD, now Bollywood has left the nBo. You know what, screw this. I don't have to prove myself to anyone. You'll see what I'm made out of on Saturday Night's Lame Event.
(8Syxx drops the mic and leaves while getting hit with all kinds of trash)
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Jackrabbit Slim
Posts: 1262
(7/15/04 10:05 am)
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OOC:actually you might as well run with the 'masked man' thing for awhile , building tension to the fact that maybe you're not nBo- hell I've survived since the Ugh threads with frequent turns, retirements, and of course so many gimmick changes it's hard to tell who I'm sposed to be on a given day 
iC: WOOO! *crowd cheers again* ...always works.
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ThePhantom86
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Posts: 515
(7/15/04 10:15 am)
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Re: ---
ooc: Well, I kinda put myself into the whole masked men angle to begin with. I'm gonna continue with the whole "Is 8Syxx really nBo" angle. I'm looking for a new gimmick, everyone else changes so much so I figure it's time for me too. I need to think of someone.
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dorzia
Posts: 769
(7/15/04 11:10 am)
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spike, brother, i just assumed you were in rehab! don't be swayed by the ewt. all you gotta do is look back at bret hart. they'll offer you big money and big promises to jump ship, and then when you get there they'll have no idea what to do with you! they don't know about the blood, drugs, and beers! all they know how to do is work hard and wrestle!!!! don't go brother! toomi will be out of business soon! I promise you all!!!!!!!!!!!!
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mprox666
Member
Posts: 108
(7/15/04 11:18 am)
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Re: ....ok here we go
as dorzia finishes his speech to bollywood, the same man in the blue overalls walks down to the ring, hat covering his face carrying an umberella he gets to the ring walks up the step's and gets into the ring and ask's for the mic, "well people, i guess it's time i reveal what exactly i was doing with the sprinkler system, kids dont try this at home, you see..... it was decided by myself and a few others that a world record should be set, well where else should this record be set but right here in the W.C.F, you see excuse me a sec whilei take my hat off, " *takes hat off to reveal mprox: blurred version who opens the umberella setting off the sprinkler system* "you see the record being set is the E.W.T's worlds biggest Blue-bath, now im out of here while i still can. every single person in this rotten building is getting a blue-bath even the guy's in the locker room.
mprox runs out of the building as fast as he can before either fan or nbo can touch him.
OOC; hey sue me i had this idea a while ago just held off til now.
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dorzia
Posts: 772
(7/15/04 11:24 am)
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I EILL SUE YOU, YOU GOT MY WORLD TITLE BELT ALL BLUE!!!!
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mprox666
Member
Posts: 111
(7/15/04 12:01 pm)
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Re: .....
mprox empty's pockets ..... ok couple of tissues, a disposable lighter, a 20p coin, a few 2p &1p coins, an E.W.T. share on a screwed up and battered piece of paper, mprox's p/t wcf contract, and a frog for some reason, well apart from the ewt share and wcf contract you can have the lot including the english frog,
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dorzia
Posts: 773
(7/15/04 12:51 pm)
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another victory! in case you didn't read the fineprint, that lawsuit was also a world title match! therefore i win, and fufill my contractual obligation to defend my belt this month!
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mprox666
Member
Posts: 115
(7/15/04 1:07 pm)
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Re: .....
couldnt read the fine print, you didnt actually give me the paperwork, so hey you want a match for your belt fine, want me to put mine on the line ask Toom .E., just one thing bar any one wearing a mask from ringside, only the B.N.O. and n.b.o. should have the run in fun. (edit) just one thing dozy sorry dorzia it's got to be on ppv, hey might as well make some cash from it.
B.N.O. blue-baths all round, even the world champ = ratings
(ooc: hey it would be fun, just dont make it a 30 sec squash do it as a decent match considering im suposed to oversell everything and put on decent matches.)
Edited by: mprox666 at: 7/15/04 1:09 pm
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Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare
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Posts: 187
(7/15/04 1:52 pm)
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Re: .....
Whoa, what the hell is going on around here a brotha is gone for a 2 days and the nBo is falling apart. Well I guess we are seeing who are the true members around here and who are the fakes. We don't need anybody that doesn't want to be here and the next guy who leaves is going to have wrestle every member of the nBo in a hell in a cell match because, nBo is 4 life and if you want out your going to have to pay with your life. I am tired of this crap the nBo is stronger than ever since we don't have those other slapasses with us.
nBo...4...Life!
*drops mic and leaves the ring with 8 Syxx, Steven Richards, and AlcoHall to go get high.
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Nut Bunnies
Member
Posts: 759
(7/15/04 2:14 pm)
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Re: .....
::Buys and sells all of you::
Just call me The Million Dollar Nut.
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HitmanDX
Posts: 311
(7/15/04 3:02 pm)
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Re: .....
*Commercial*
Spokesperson: Don't forget to tune into a special edition of Thursday Night Blunder, where we continue this ongoing saga of the masked man. It all starts at 8PM Eastern right here in the WCF/nBo thread.
*End commercial*
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dorzia
Posts: 775
(7/15/04 3:22 pm)
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boys, let's have as many nbo members as we can on the show tonight! we need to unite once again and serve up the swerves!!! don't worry, at toomi's next ppv, it will be his last and the masked man will be revealed and burried!!! i promise you!!!!!!!! and tonights main event on blunder, the nbo invitational battle royal!!!! this means any nbo members, any wcf members, any ewt members, any masked men!!!! bring it on, tonight on blunder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare
Member
Posts: 192
(7/15/04 3:25 pm)
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Re: .....
The Battle Royal is for the title right.
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dorzia
Posts: 776
(7/15/04 3:59 pm)
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wrong
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HitmanDX
Posts: 313
(7/15/04 4:01 pm)
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Re: .....
It's to jack up the ratings.
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Jackrabbit Slim
Posts: 1263
(7/15/04 4:02 pm)
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WOOOOO! *crowd goes wild* that's all I ever WOO! *more pops* hafta do, I'm the Na$$$ure Boy, I'm OVER just by WOOO!* applause* exsisting! whether you like it, or whether you don't like it learn to love it, cuz diamonds are forever and so is the Na$$$ and the
n..B..o WOOOOO!
OOC: I won't be around tonight, just thought I'd pop in and put myself over.. if you wanna write me in the battle royale thing feel free though.
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mprox666
Member
Posts: 116
(7/15/04 4:03 pm)
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Re: .....
count me in, you think i called my little faction bored now order for nothing
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HitmanDX
Posts: 316
(7/15/04 4:57 pm)
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Re: .....
Dorzia! Where the heck are you?
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HitmanDX
Posts: 318
(7/15/04 5:21 pm)
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Re: .....
Heartbreak Hitman comes out to the ring for the nBo invitational, wondering where everyone is. He then leaves after realizing no one is showing up.
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Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare
Member
Posts: 197
(7/15/04 5:24 pm)
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Re: .....
Hitman and A Bomb decide to get drunk and buy some hookers.
nBo shakin hands and makin babys
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dorzia
Posts: 777
(7/15/04 5:26 pm)
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dorzia runs into the ring, downs a bottle o jack, and announces that this will be a, no rules, bunkhouse, over the top and falls count anywhere, inter thread, ladder on a pole, no ending, no time limit, ratings grabbing sure to be a mess battle royal!!! and he starts things off by bashing a bottle over the head of mprox666!!!! let's get it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HitmanDX
Posts: 320
(7/15/04 5:29 pm)
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Re: .....
After getting drunk with A Bomb, HBH goes back out to the ring for the nBo invitational.
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Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare
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(7/15/04 5:30 pm)
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Re: .....
Hits El Gran Luchadore with the Pimp Slap from Hell for the 3 count. Sets up a chair and sits down while drinking a bottle of Jack with AlcoHall.
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dorzia
Posts: 778
(7/15/04 5:37 pm)
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out runs a midget dressed like toomi, playing toomi's theme music, and the champ goes right after him!!! dorzia hits the jack daniels press and covers toomi, 1...2..., he picks him up and drags him into the crowd... where is he taking him? our cameras follow them into the back where there appears to be a bingo game taking place? dorzia stuffs toomi into the bingo wheel and brigs him back out to the arena..... he rolls the toomimidget back to the ring.... "boys, do with him whatever you like!!!!"
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HitmanDX
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(7/15/04 5:41 pm)
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Re: .....
HBH gets a table from under the ring and tosses it in the ring. After A Bomb sets it up, Gasoline powerbombs Toomimidget through the table.
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Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare
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(7/15/04 5:43 pm)
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Re: .....
Steven Richards picks up the midget wraps him in barbwire and beats El Gran Luchadore with him.
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dorzia
Posts: 779
(7/15/04 5:55 pm)
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.....
dorzia runs into the ring and is trying to rip the mask off of granluchador!!! he pulls it off, and there is another mask on!!! similar to the one worn by the infamous masked man!!!!!! all the nBo members pound the masked man, but... wait a minute!!!! the REAL masked man is in the entrance way laughing!!! dammit!!!!!
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curtrok
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(7/15/04 6:07 pm)
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Re: .....
count me or in.
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Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare
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(7/15/04 6:08 pm)
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Re: .....
This is too much I need a drink.
200th post woohoo
Edited by: Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare at: 7/15/04 6:09 pm
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mprox666
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(7/15/04 7:18 pm)
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damn you dorzia
mprox: blurred version sit's up at ring-side "did he just hit me with a three quater empty bottle of jack daniels ..... thats a waste of whisky..... for that he pay's" mprox blurred version slid's in the ring behind dorzia who's busy staring at the masked monkey at the top of the ring ...... and delivers swift kick to the unmentionables which drops dorzia ( hey at 4:13am your lucky i didnt say b******* / theres a reason why ive done that cos the word i used would of got past the filter ) then stops to look at the masked monkey...... " hey whats 8syxx doing up there?, pass me a whisky while your at it A-Bomb!" getting a crunching clothesline instead which knocks mprox under the bottom rope and infront of JR + the kink...... ( oh this is gonna hurt.... being semi-conscious infront of them two for however long this match takes. going to have puppies racing hosses for weeks)
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You Gene
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(7/15/04 8:54 pm)
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Re: WCF/nBo
*You-Gene runs into the ring*
Weee!!! I got mail, I got mail, I got mail!!!!!! YEAH!!!!
*You-Gene gets clotheslined & eliminated*
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Jackrabbit Slim
Posts: 1265
(7/15/04 9:04 pm)
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more merchandising
WOO! check out the first excerpt from my new pamphlet To Squash The Man coming soon to stores and sure to anger fanboys and peers alike in the the Take That thread now!
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dorzia
Posts: 781
(7/16/04 2:59 am)
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ooc- to squash the man. now that is fn hilarious!
now, back to the action.... as dorzia has gone to chase the masked man, and 8syxx and curt are brawling all over the arena, na$$$ and hitman team up to toss mproxx out of the ring, and that leaves you gene, na$$$ and hitman. you gene is starstruck since na$$$ is his favorite wrestler so he gets attacked from behind and nailed with the bingo ball holding the unconcious toomimidget and he is eliminated!!! na$$$ kindly asks his nbo brother if he could allow him to have center stage to selfishly promote his new book, and hitman gladly agrees and hops over the top and heads to the bar. leaving alone in the ring, with his new book, the winner of the thursday blunder nbo invitational battle royal..... the na$$$$ure boy!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and remember, to be the man, you gotta swerve the man!!!!!
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El Gran Luchadore
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(7/16/04 4:03 am)
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Re: .....
HA!!!! you must all be beating one of my fakes, because the real El Gran Luchadore only wrestles for EWT!!!!!!! the best fed in the world holmes!!!!!!
Maybe you are fightin with El Gillberg Luchadore, vatos!!!
"Arriba La Raza, Esse Vato Loco Chico Holmes!"
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dorzia
Posts: 783
(7/16/04 4:32 am)
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.....
as long as we're beating someone, we're happy!
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ThePhantom86
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Re: .....
J.R.: Hello and welcome to Saturday Night's Lame Event we have some .....
(J.R. is cut off by the nBo's music and 8Syxx comes out. 8Syxx is in real wrestling attire, no nBo attire. He enters the ring and grabs the mic)
*ooc: Here is my attempt at a shoot interview*
8Syxx: Cut that @#%$ music off. You know I've been a new Board order member since nearly the beginning. I've done blade jobs, botch jobs, and jobs. I've done comedy, drama, and action and what has it gotten me? The Cruiserweight Championship! Such a great honor when you consider there are no other cruiserweight for me to fight. I've done every thing in my power to hold this group together through blood, sweat, and beers. I'm being framed as the masked man yet few believe me. And why should they with all the swerving going on. The bookers also wanted me to go through a gimmick change too, well screw that. I'm 8Syxx and when the dust settles, I'll still be 8Syxx.
(the fans are starting to cheer a little)
8Syxx: So tonight in this very ring, I'll be facing the 7' Mexican Giant known as El bolso del crap. I'm gonna show you how nBo I really am.
(El bolso del crap heads to the ring and the match starts)
8Syxx starts off the match by doing chop after chop after chop after chop all the while the crowd is WOOOing. 8Syxx then gives El bolso del crap the Finger Poke of Doom and El bolso del crap falls down like a ton of bricks.
8Syxx then drops the leg like Bollywood used to do. 8Syxx picks up El bolso del crap and delivers a stiff Lariet like Jonathan Bollywood LayDownForMeOrYourCareerIsCandido. 8Syxx then puts El bolso del crap in the Sharpshooter but releases so that El bolso del crap doesn't give up.
8Syxx then botches a pedigree ala $$$ the Game-uh. Then he slaps on the Figure 4 but releases it. 8Syxx then somehow lifts El bolso del crap into the Alcohall Edge and botches it on the way down. 8Syxx picks El bolso del crap up and executes the Sweet Chin Music much like DSR would do.
8Syxx then gives El bolso del crap the Meltdown much like A-Bomb would do. 8Syxx then does a Top Rope Legdrop mimicking Fettster. 8Syxx then gives the nBo sign and delivers the Botched DoubleD Destroyer. 8Syxx covers El bolso del crap for the 1, 2, 3.
(8Syxx grabs the mic)
8Syxx: Is that nBo enough for ya bruthas? Spike or Bollywood or whatever the hell you are calling your self these days, I look forward to meeting you at Dangerously Happenings if Toom E. has the guts to make it happen. When I get done with ya Spike, I'll roll you up and smoke ya!!
(8Syxx goes under the ring then emerges with a cooler full of booze, a case of cigars, and some $1000 an hour hookers. We head into commercial)
ooc: Don't take any of what I said serious in my shoot interview. It's just something for my character to do at the moment. This is still the best thing going today, WOOOO.
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El Gran Luchadore
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(7/16/04 8:22 am)
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Re: .....
El Gran Luchadore runs in and hits 86syxx with a chair from behind. 86syxx is BUSTED WIDE OPEN!!!!!!! El Gran Luchadore climbs to the top and does a HUGE SHOTING STAR PRESS onto 86syxx who is busted more open!!!!
El Gran Luchadore - you are the masked men and I have sworn to protect Toom E from you you evil masked men. I just pwnd you @#%$!!!!!
>>>The fands love El Gran Luchadore
"Arriba La Raza, Esse Vato Loco Chico Holmes!"
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ThePhantom86
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(7/16/04 8:30 am)
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Re: .....
(as El Gran Luchadore runs away, 8Syxx grabs the mic)
8Syxx: Is that suspose to hurt? I've done worse blade jobs on myself. Your cruising for a bruising gringo. You better watch your back Luchadore cause it won't end with a bang or a whimper, but with a THWACK!!
ooc: Luchadore, how dare you do a run in nBo style. Your not nBo yet, or are you?? Stay tuned folks.
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curtrok
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(7/16/04 8:30 am)
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Re: .....
OOC: Seriously I may sound like the HTM or the Warrior here but Sunday better be curtrok in a 6 second squash over Verano (sp) IV over here.
LOL
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ThePhantom86
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(7/16/04 9:02 am)
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Re: .....
ooc: Curtrok, just stay with us. Your doing fine, just roll with what is given to ya. You can do your own matches on the crappy shows, as long as you get permission from the booker, . Hell, I had a match once that was 8Syxx(face) vs. 8Syxx(heel) with special guest ref 8Syxx. Wrestlecrap at it's finest.
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El Gran Luchadore
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(7/16/04 9:06 am)
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Re: .....
OOC: who won?
"Arriba La Raza, Esse Vato Loco Chico Holmes!"
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dorzia
Posts: 788
(7/16/04 9:26 am)
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....
that got my vote for match of the year at the scammies. and curt, go read my post on the ewt thread brother. it's in your best interest.
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ThePhantom86
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(7/16/04 10:03 am)
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Re: ....
ooc: Surprising, 8Syxx did. Imagine that!
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mprox666
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(7/16/04 10:04 am)
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camera cut (bit of comedy cos im out on the beer tonight)
the camera cuts to back stage, finding mprox blurred version wandering about backstage with a tin of blue paint and a paint brush, looking for the nbo dressing room, mprox turns to the camera "ah-ha here we are now shhhhh, this could get very messy. im hunting an endangered species the nearly extinct alcohall" mprox walks up to a sleeping scot alcohall and starts painting him blue the camera fades...... ten minutes later the camera focus's back in on mprox and a newly painted blue scot alcohall, alcohall wakes up
(S.A) "uhh hey yo mang, where am i mang? wheres rivaldo or whatever his name is,"
(mp) "uhm dont know i think he said he was going to try and find a bar to see if he'd picked up some of your machismo, mang, want to go see if we can find him im sure theres a bar around here and im bloody thirsty and im guessing you must be as well considering youve slept since the last show... now lets go find a bar and drink it dry mang."
(S.A)"ok mang but your paying" alcohall belches and an ash-tray just miss's mprox by inches.
( go on judo finish this off, preferably without a beat-down on me a revenge blue bath is ok, anyway have fun )
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Nut Bunnies
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(7/16/04 3:34 pm)
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Re: camera cut (bit of comedy cos im out on the beer tonight
::Squashes that El Gran Luchadore guy::
PWNZD.
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JudoChopToTheHead
Posts: 985
(7/17/04 9:45 am)
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A Very Special Skit...
*A cameraman zooms into an old, disgusting alleyway, focusing on a blue-painted "Da Bad Guy" Stone Cold "Big" Scott AlcoHall. He's stumbing around, alone, and wearing only his wrestling trunks, missing one boot. Our anti-hero lurches into a nearby doorway, coated in grout. After opening it, we're introduced to another dank old bar.*
*Scott AlcoHall strolls in and seats himself at a stool*
"What can I get for you... stranger?"
"Ah, hey yo. Like, whiskey sour, chico. Nah, like, just gimme a bottle of Heaven... like, Hills."
"...ok"
*In the corner of the bar, two beer-gutted ruffians eyeball the anti-hero, raising their eyebrows*
"Here's your whiskey, man."
"Like.. thanks, yo."
*chugs*
"Son?"
"Like.. yo?"
"Why the hell're you blue?"
"Ah... that obvious, mang? Like... well, lately my nBo bruthas haven't, like.. been payin' attention to me, ya know? Like, I think I'm gettin' phased out.. like, gettin' over the hill, ya know? And mah best friend is, like.. this lil' news guy who lies alot and says his name too much, ya know? It's kinda got me down a bit, mang."
*chug*
"...That's nice, son, but why the hell are you painted blue?"
"....."
*AlcoHall examines his arm, confirming the bartender's suspicions that he is, indeed, blue.*
"Well gawd-dayum, chico. Somebody painted me blue, mang!"
*The two men from the corner stand up in a drunk and disorderly fashion*
"Hey, boy! We don't like your kind in here! You blue people, comin' in here, takin' our jobs and our women like ya own da gawd dayum place! I'mma bust you in the head, boy!"
"Like... huh?"
*The two men throw a table out of their way and come at Scott AlcoHall, fists raised as high as their tempers. The fists begin to fly. The bartender panics and picks up the phone, dialing the authorities*
"Yeah, there's two guys fighting this blue guy in his underwear in here! I need some help before they kill his ass--- My God, that blue sumbitch is biting them! He's-- he just took one of them guys down! Bah Gawd, he just knocked the other one out too! Un-****ing-believable!"
*Voice from inside the phone*
"Do you want us to send an officer up there?"
"Nah, not---, HEY! Yeah, send some officers up here immediately!"
"What's the matter, sir? Have they woke up or---"
"No! That blue bastard is peeing on them! Hey! Stop pissing in my bar!"
Yeah, I cheat. You Wanna Play 21? I Got 22!
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mprox666
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Posts: 120
(7/17/04 8:23 pm)
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OOC: i tip my hat to you sir,
ooc: thank's judo that actually made me laugh like a little school girl when i read that, i guess i passed out in the first bar, sigh such is life, havent done that since i was a student many moons ago, but if i think of any other idea's i'll let you know.... just wait till after the ppv in the take that thread i'll give you a laugh just need to put a bit of thought into it.
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HitmanDX
Posts: 333
(7/18/04 6:43 pm)
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Re: OOC: i tip my hat to you sir,
Up to the top!
He's baaaaaackkk!
That's right you peons, the master of swerves, the grandaddy of the nBo, DoubleDDudley is back, and better than ever. Life as we know it will never, eeeeever be the same again.
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ThePhantom86
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(7/19/04 7:24 am)
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8Syxx responds
Tricia: I'm Tricia Takanawa here with an exclusive interview with the nBo's own 8Syxx. 8Syxx, what are your comments on what happened at Dangerously Happenings with DoubleD?
8Syxx: Well Tricia, I feel betrayed. I don't know how our "self appointed" leader could leave to begin with but then return like he did and swerve us all. I know the nBo is all about the swerves but when you do it to the nBo, your askin for trouble.
Tricia: What do think is going to happen now with both the EWT and WCF?
8Syxx: I have no clue. Does it look like I can read minds Tricia? Only DoubleD can say and I hope it's the right answer cause I fought you once D and it can happen again.
Tricia: What happened in your match with Bollywood?
8Syxx: That is a prime example of what can happen when you piss me off or leave the nBo. I used to be a laid back guy and just collect my pay check from my guaranteed contract. But that is not me anymore. I've changed for the better of the nBo. I'm trying to protect what we built while others like DoubleD or Bollywood try to tear us down.
Tricia: Why did you continue to attack Bollywood after the match? The match was over and there wasn't any need for that.
8Syxx: That is something you will never understand Tricia. I bleed nBo, this is my life and I'm 4 LIFE! I tried to give him a chance to become nBo again when I laid down for him but he had to ruin the plan. So I gave him a piece of my mind and showed him how hardcore I am about the nBo. I've been sober for days and it feels great.
Tricia: Sober? I thought the nBo was all about the booze and drugs?
8Syxx: In times of change, one must keep a straight mind. I'm holding this group together Tricia. I don't hide behind masks or booze or drugs. This is me, and I'll be damned if anyone is going to take away what is mine.
Tricia: Any last comments?
8Syxx: It is clear now that I wasn't the masked man and I didn't appreciate DoubleD leaving the mask in my locker. D, before I say anything that might get me in trouble, remember that you left US. I won't forget that and neither should the rest of the nBo.
Tricia: Thank you 8Syxx. It is now a troubled time here in the WCF and EWT. It is total chaos and no one but DoubleD knows how this it going to turn out. Who will be left when the dust settles? Tune in tonight for the answers on Monday Nitraw!!!!
ooc: This was all in good fun you know. I know it's a little serious but I got to have something for 8Syxx to do.
Edited by: ThePhantom86 at: 7/19/04 7:59 am
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DoubleDDudley 
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(7/19/04 8:34 am)
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Re: 8Syxx responds
OOC: Don't worry, playa. I have big plans, many of which will be revealeed tonight on NitRaw. You chose a direction of your character that fit in perfectly with my plans. We've only just begun.
BIC: Tonight on NitRaw: The biggest night in the history of our board!
The man behind the ultimate swerve and NEW owner of WCF and EWT will give a state of the union speech that will explain the background of the swerve and the future and fate of these threads.
Don't miss this momentous earth-shattering event.
On Post Per View for only 49.99 (+tax and fees).
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ThePhantom86
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(7/19/04 8:48 am)
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Re: 8Syxx responds
::sitting here waiting for Nitraw wishing he had a time machine to skip ahead to the future::
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Jackrabbit Slim
Posts: 1288
(7/19/04 8:54 am)
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Realizes new gimmick is based on Flair. Recalls DDD's irrational hatred of anything Natch..comes to the conclusion he may be put out to pasture in a Mcmahon style you're FIRRRRRRED! segment just to feed DDD's fantasy of canning the actual Flair..
aw well, was fun while it lasted WOOOO!
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ThePhantom86
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Re: ---
The suspense builds!!!!
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DoubleDDudley
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(7/19/04 9:00 am)
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Re: ---
It would seem Slim does have access to a time machine (or is in possession of strange transatlantic mind reading powers, which might even be more scary).
And there is nothing irrational about my Flair hatred. Quite the opposite. I'm the only clearminded person here.
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HitmanMark
Posts: 526
(7/19/04 9:12 am)
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Before the show
<Camera shows a room...somewhere, God only knows where...there's a decent sized TV with a couch in front of it. The couch is filled with EWT stars: HMark, DSR, psychoape, mprox and da crapper, jzbadblood, hell, even Blacula, along with Shark Boy, Terry Funk, New Jack, the Golden Girls, and others>
<Each man checks his watch occassionally, waiting for NitRaw to come on>
<Meanwhile, in another room, Bollywood Spike sits on a large recliner, also watching a large TV, waiting for the results of the swerve to end all swerves.>
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ThePhantom86
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(7/19/04 9:42 am)
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Setting the mood
(Camera opens to a dressing room door that has has 8Syxx's name on it. The cameraman knocks and 8Syxx tells him to enter.)
8Syxx: Glad you could be here. I'm just sitting here waiting for Nitraw to start.
(From under the desk comes Pink)
Pink: Is it on yet?
8Syxx: Not yet, just get back under there.
(Pink sinks back under the desk)
8Syxx: You guys didn't see that. It's time to play the waiting game.
(Fade to black)
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HitmanDX
Posts: 336
(7/19/04 10:33 am)
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Re: Setting the mood
*Patiently waiting for Nitraw to start*
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Jackrabbit Slim
Posts: 1292
(7/19/04 10:59 am)
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--
OOC: more fuel for the Nitraw fire
BIC:
Excerpt from the released two weeks ago bestselling "To Squash the Man" in stores and at the Robzone now.. ( though for perhaps not much longer barring the events of tonights NitRaw)
Chapter 13: Where have you gone dudley
"Just found out DDD has apparently quit the biz, what can ya say? It's a sad day, but on the positive end it frees dorzia up to take the reins and run with it.. We'd become quite stale lately and in a lotta ways I regret handing MY company over to DDD in the first place.. his endless title reigns, the departure of DSR, Judo more alcohol afflicted than ever- if that's possible.. the emergence of Toom E. and the EWT as real competition. It's gotta be said, none of this happened on my watch! The biggest threat we ever faced came along, and the oftinjured one just flakes and bails on us? Maybe he just doesn't have it anymore. Quitting that easily just spells out something that the 'Net has said about DDD since the very beginning- No heart.None. We've stuck up for him in the past, but maybe he pulled the wool over everyone's eyes. And it's not like he's ever coming back, so I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, what all the smart fans was true.. early in his reign I was running the show while he was scared out of his mind, and once he stopped being just a puppet that's when the trouble began.. and then he ups and leaves insteada trying to fix it? gutless. And before anyone says anything about my frequent retirements and leaving to film Ka-Zar ( direct to video now) each return brought ratings spikes and new life to the program. No one can argue I was one of the cornerstones.. Dudley, wherever you are the nBo doesn't need you.."
end of excerpt.
Edited by: Jackrabbit Slim at: 7/19/04 11:12 am
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curtrok
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(7/19/04 1:12 pm)
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Re:Idea for future
OOC I had what I thought to be a great idea for the continuation of this angle but Only JackRabbit was online, I wanted to run it by Toomi and Double D but they weren't around. And Toomi doesn't have the EZinbox set up.
Catch up with me or Jack Rabbit and let me know what you think.
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DoubleDDudley
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(7/19/04 1:41 pm)
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WCF/nBo Monday NitRaw!
*Pyros go and Coward Stinkel welcomes everyone to the show*
Stinkel: "Everyone, please welcome tonight's musical guest"
*Maroon 5 come out on the stage, waveing to the fans. As they go to their instruments, Double D appears on the newly re-installed $limtron and says: "3 seconds!".
*Jack Black and Kyle Gass come storming out from the back and destroy Maroon 5, throwing them off the stage area.*
DD: "Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the greatest band in the world, TENACIOUS D!!!"
Last month, Double D quit the band,
Now they're back together, uh.
Misunderstanding, didn't understand.
It doesn't matter, now they're back together again.
A-la la la la la.
Couldn't split up Kato and Nash. (that's true)
Couldn't split up Tango and Cash.
That's also true!
This is our song of exultant joy because
We only came to rip some ass.
Botch the @#%$ moves and rip some ass.
What we gonna do with all the cash?
Smoke hash, and then we thrash.
We'll throw a big ol' bash y'all.
And everyone is invited to the bash.
And everyone you're all invited to the bash!
C'mon Kyle, one time c'mon!
[skat]
*Double D powerstruts his way to the ring, climbs the apron, takes a big gulp of water and sprays it out*
DD: "I'm back! *cheap comeback pop*
And what have I come back to? A disgrace. That's what.
I was screwed over by that piece of @#%$ Dorzia. We had an agreement, but the gloryhog went for the gold himself. And you people cheered him for it.
It made me sick, so I left. I left because not one of my nBo "brothers" came out to help me against this upstart, this scum, who turned his back on the sacred bond the nBo has: Screw everyone else, but never a fellow nBo member!
Hell, I decide I could take some time off, then my brothers would come around. They were most likely in a drunken stupor, so they didn't realise what had happened till later. But did they do anything about it?
No. There was scarecely a mention of my name. It would seem my "brothers" had forgotten me like I was last night's spots.
And then I saw 8Syxx... my friend, my brother... challenge Dorzia about his illgotten, selfappointed leadership of the nBo.... only to back down and join the traitor!!
It made me sick to my stomach. That's why I planted that mask in your locker, 8Syxx. So you would know how it felt when your closest friends stabs you in the back and accuse you of all manner of treachery.
*Cue Tenacious D*
Friendship is rare,
Do you know what I'm sayin' to you?
Friendship is rare.
My derriere,
When you find out much later
That they don't really care.
It's rare to me, can't you see?
It's rare to me, can't you see?
Oh @#%$ there's a bear,
Could you hand me that shotgun buddy,
Also that chair?
We're fighting a bear
Now your life's in grave danger
And you don't even care.
It's rare to me, can't you see?
It's rare to me, can't you see?
It's rare to me,
Say a prayer for me,
'Cause it's rare to be
In Tenacious D.
Friends will be friends
They're running naked in the sand,
Friends holding hands
Will someday surely form a band,
Friends will be friends
They say that friends are friends
To the bitter end.
Long-as-there's-a-main-event-we'll-always-be-friends!
Long-as-there's-a-main-event-we'll-always-be-friends!
Friends will be friends
They're running naked in the sand,
Friends holding hands
Will someday surely form a band,
Friends will be friends
They say that friends are friends
To the bitter end.
Long-as-there's-a-main-event-we'll-always-be-friends!
Long as there's a main event we'll always be friends, yeah
DD: "Only one man remained loyal to me. And I'd like to bring that man out here now. Please welcome, the son I never had (we're still waiting on the bloodtests), Adam O'Bomb!!!
*A-Bomb comes out, enters the ring, embraces DD in a son like manner and both do the belt motion*
It was A-Bomb who called me to tell me of the terrible state the thread was in. So I put on a mask and set the wheels in motion to lead to the ownership match you witnessed last night.
I can't take all the credit. When ever El Gran Luchadore was getting beat up, it was really Paul London under the mask. I just used the EGL persona to be able to sneak around both threads unnoticed, pulling the strings that would lead to the downfall of my hated enemy, Dorzia!
Please, Paul, come out here and take a bow.
*Paul London comes to the ring, shakes hands with DD and A-Bomb and suddenly gets a vicious Powerbomb from Violent A!*
We don't need anyone's help, jabroni! Be thankful we could even use you. Now go back to the indy shows.
Where was I? Oh, yes... Dorzia.
*Cue Tenacious D*
With botches I'll squash your ass
From here to Tiennamen Square.
Oh yeah, @#%$,
I'm gonna kick your @#%$ derriere.
You broke the rules,
Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,
You @#%$.
You @#%$.
Dorze betrayed me
And then he lied tried to hide
And I died deep inside
And you know the reason why.
I'm gonna kick your ass
From here to right over there.
Oh yeah @#%$,
I'm gonna kick your @#%$ derriere.
You broke the rules,
Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,
You @#%$.
You @#%$.
DD: "Nothing would give me greater pleasure than to fire your backstabbing ass right here, right now, but it seems it is impossible to fire the reigning champ.
So, I'll do the next best thing: I'll make your life a living hell!
The question on everyone's minds is "what about EWT?"
It's true that EWT was a minor inconvinience the last time I was running the show, but it gave me great pleasure to see how much of a thorn in Dorzia's side they were. It was during his rule they overtook the WCF in the ratings and Dorzia developed a regular Bischoff syndrome of being so obsessed with the competition that he neglected his own product.
That's why I have decided that EWT.... will continue the way it always has!
Unfortunately, Toom E has quit and I have been unable to reach him. I have left several messages on his machine explaining that I was not behind the White hummer, but that it was Dorzia who drove that car, paranoid and convinced that Toom E was behind the masked man.
Untill I hear from Toom, I have taken it upon myself to book the EWT. And the first show will be tomorrow (OOC: Because quite frankly I only have one giant post in me today).
On that show you will see the EWT tag team champions, MProxx and Da Crapper take on the WCF Tag Team champions, Adam Bomb and ... DANCING STEVIE RICHARDS!
That's right! The New Page Outlawz are back!!
Also, you will witness Dorzia defend his WCF Worlds Heavyweight Championship Of The World against....
The EWT World Champion, HitmanMark!! But only Dorzia's belt is on the line! And the match will take place under EWT rules!
To the rest of you I say this: Think long and hard about your place in the scheme of things and then choose sides. Either you are with me or you are with that foulmouth, obscene gesturing, beer swilling moron, Rock Freezing Dorzia Classic!!
(OOC: Yes, we are going for a McMahon/Austin parody with this).
*Tenacious D plays DD and A-Bomb to the back*
Edited by: DoubleDDudley at: 7/19/04 1:44 pm
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Jackrabbit Slim
Posts: 1293
(7/19/04 2:33 pm)
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STOP THE MUSIC!!!
Hold everything WOOO! This is a shoot, You make your big comeback to the show that was built with my $, Woo! on all of our backs, the show I might add YOU chose to leave once it was decided dorzia was the better fit? You were in on those meeting (kayfabe break) when we handed dorzia the belt, and THEN you decided to take your ball and go home like a lil @#%$? I guess you didn't read your contract when I handed you control, it states the clause that if you leave WCF control reverts to me..now the EWT ownership thing is sticky as I had no stake there, so what I'm saying is we're 50/50 partner! and to handle the duties when I'm dru- er in disposed allow me to introduce acting commisioner, my johnny nitro and all around troublemaker curtok, I vest him with power to make matches when I'm hig- er vacationing.. and lemme tell you one thing.. after all the problems and battles I've had personally and professionally with HMark there is NO WAY he's winning that unification match against OUR world champ dorzia... draw the battle lines on one side you've got the quitter DDD, and apparently the NPO though they're welcome to stand with us. Duds you were right about one thing, people need to take side.. only one of us can run this joint only one of us is really the essence of the nBo.. and it's not a tornquad lil crybaby.. it's not someone who has to hide behind a mask when he attacks, it's not somone named dudley.. it's quite simply, the botchin, squashin, wheelin dealin, catchphrase stealin, gimmick switching, I'm Rick James @#%$ in, son of a gun! The best thing goin today- WOOOOOOOOOOO!
Edited by: Jackrabbit Slim at: 7/19/04 2:38 pm
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DoubleDDudley
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Posts: 2913
(7/19/04 2:49 pm)
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Re: --
Well, I tried to overlook the henious remarks, made by my old friend and confident, $lim.
I tried to ignore the blatant flaunting of that most hated of gimmicks right in my face.
But this aggression will not stand, man.
My lawyers have examined the paperwork, and it would seem that I cannot fire you, as you are a vice president in the venture.
But as president and owner of the whole sheebang, I can make decisions on your area of vice presidency.
You wanna be have control, fine.
You are now the new GM of EWT.
And the match between HitmanMark and Dorzia is for the WCF championship, not for any unification.
Have fun and take your flunky with you.
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Jackrabbit Slim
Posts: 1294
(7/19/04 2:55 pm)
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OOC: this could be fun, what's the over/under on how it takes for us to have a match?
IC: That's fine, cuz there's only one diamond in this business and his name is $lim! WOOO!
JR: The WCF has been ripped asunder it's heinous! That hoss is tougher than a two dollar steak, it's gonna be a restaurant style beatdown when business picks up, cliche, cliche, cliche!
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dorzia
Posts: 799
(7/19/04 3:07 pm)
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.....
....forzia's music hits and he comes out, still in his gear from the night before and soaked in his own blood, vomit, urine, and booze. he gets in the ring, climbs the ropes, and does a moonsault out of each corner onto the mat, gets up, has a fake heart attack, strips naked, throws up, pi**es on the canvas, and drinks a bottle of jack. the crowd fn loves it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"DID I JUST HEAR DOUBLE D SAY THAT HE HOLDS $$$LIM, DORZIA, 8SYXX, AND THE NBO IN THE PALM OF HIS HAND???????????????????????????? WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WE BATTLED THE EWT'S THREAD AND THREAT TO OUR RATINGS????????? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT DRUNK 3 TIMES IN THE SAME DAY, PI**ED YOURSELF 5 TIMES IN ONE DAY, AND STILL SHOWED UP TO THE SHOW?????????????? YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!!!!!!
SO YOU GO AHEAD AND MAKE MY LIFE HELL, GO AHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL TAKE ANYTHING YOU THROW MY WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...." PASSES OUT NAKED IN THE RING.
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DoubleDDudley
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Posts: 2914
(7/19/04 3:39 pm)
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Re: .....
This is the man you want to lead you?
I'm back to save you all from this henious, henious disgrace of a champion.
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HitmanDX
Posts: 338
(7/19/04 3:45 pm)
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Re: .....
*Heartbreak Hitman appears with Gasoline*
HBH: Well well well, if it isn't the whiner himself, DDD. Why are you crying this time? Because no one was there for you when YOU turned YOUR back on us? Don't give me that bull. It was your decision, you didn't have to do it. But you did, and now you have to pay the price. This is war, DDD! WAR!!
*HBH and Gasoline start to leave, but HBH turns around to say one last thing*
HBH: Oh, and DDD, just so you know, Dorzia's more of a leader than you ever were, so stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
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DoubleDDudley
Moderator
Posts: 2916
(7/19/04 4:05 pm)
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Re: .....
OOC: Man, I thought at least some of my old buddies would stick by me. Does this mean i became the Stone Cold of this angle?
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Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare 
Member
Posts: 209
(7/19/04 4:13 pm)
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Re: .....
Yeah, thats right Double D is back to bring back the real nBo you can either join us or stay with Dorzia who only cares about himself either way it doesn't matter because we're going to squash you either way. Also for now on you can call me Shane O' Black. The New Page Outlawz and my father Double D will reign supreme.
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DoubleDDudley
Moderator
Posts: 2918
(7/19/04 4:39 pm)
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Re: .....
Son, I've been away for a while. I think I need a bit of training to be able to adequately face our adversaries.
Will you help me train?
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Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare
Member
Posts: 211
(7/19/04 4:43 pm)
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Re: .....
Of course pops, I'll help you train. What is a son for?
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DoubleDDudley
Moderator
Posts: 2920
(7/19/04 4:45 pm)
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Re: .....
An extra pair of kidneys and easily accessible blood transfusions?
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Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare
Member
Posts: 212
(7/19/04 4:48 pm)
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Re: .....
I thought that was what jobbers were for?
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DoubleDDudley
Moderator
Posts: 2922
(7/19/04 4:52 pm)
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Re: .....
Might not have the right blood type.
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HitmanDX
Posts: 340
(7/19/04 5:11 pm)
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Re: .....
Yeah, go ahead and train. You'll need all the training you can get, because you're going to be in the fight of your life. And believe me, this is a fight you won't win.
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Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare
Member
Posts: 213
(7/19/04 5:16 pm)
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Re: .....
Hitman you have no chance in hell against us.
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HitmanMark
Posts: 531
(7/19/04 7:58 pm)
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What the...?
<The EWT superstars sit, dumbfounded, staring at the screen>
psychoape: We're...we're still alive? He's not shutting us down?!
All: YES!
mprox: Bloody brilliant!
<HMark sits with a stoic look on his face. He turns to DSR>
HM: What the hell was that, man?
DSR: What are you talking about?
HM: You heard him! "New Page Outlawz are back"?
DSR: <Looks down>
HM: What does he mean? <no answer> JUST WHAT THE HELL DOES HE MEAN?!?
DSR: I DON'T KNOW! I DON'T FRIGGIN' KNOW!
<silence>
HM: Whatever. Do whatever you want to do. I've got something bigger on my hands.
<walks off, seeking the man who holds the one thing that will give HMark posting immortality: the WCF title, to go along with his EWT World Heavyweight Championship>
DORZIA! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?
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dorzia
Posts: 800
(7/20/04 4:16 am)
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.....
dorzia is shown passed out in the hallway in the back.
will he even be ready for the fight of his life???????????
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ThePhantom86
Member
Posts: 548
(7/20/04 6:40 am)
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At a house show in nBo territory, lets say Boston
(The nBo's music starts to play, then stops. 8Syxx walks out toward the ring in full nBo attire street clothes, the WCF Cruiserweight Title around waist, and dragging a trash can.)
8Syxx: I'm sure you were all expecting my reaction to what DoubleD had to say on Nitraw after he spoke. I didn't say a damn thing because I was letting it soak in. I had to put into context what he said before I shot my mouth off.
(The fans are sitting quietly, not sure how to react)
8Syxx: DoubleD, you said that I "stabbed you in the back" when I joined Dorzia after YOU left the nBo cold turkey. I wasn't the one who ran away crying like a little girl with a skinned knee. What the hell were we suspose to do? We are the nBo, so when we lose a leg, we just grow a new one. Sure we lost some ratings to the EWT, but did you see some of the stuff they were putting on?
(The fans start booing when they hear the EWT name)
8Syxx: A lot of the guys in the WCF locker room were watching their show, not ours. Now back to the point. D, you showed your true colors when you admitted to planting the mask in my locker. At that moment, I lost all respect for you brutha. And A-Bomb..
(Crowd gives a huge pop)
8Syxx: Yeah, now he calls himself Shane O'Black, I thought we were a team. You once joined me when we turn nBo Wolfpac because we were not getting the proper push. Now you join back with DoubleD so you can return to mid-card hell? I don't get how you think man. I don't know if DSR is joining you or not, but DSR knew long before anyone that the nBo was not the place to be. Maybe it was the booze and drugs that clouded my brain.
(The fans boo when they hear DSRs name. Some signs are shown that have "DSR = wrestlecrap" and "DSR sucks!")
8Syxx: But lets get down to business. DoubleD, you said that we had to chose which side we are on in the grand scheme of things. I decided to do this today because I know most of my nBo bruthas don't show up for house shows. Well............here's my answer.
(8Syxx reaches into the trash can and pulls out a bottle Jack Daniels. He rips off his nBo 8Syxx ball shirt and nBo bandanna and throws it into the trash can. He pours a little Jack into the can. 8Syxx then takes the WCF Cruiserweight Title from around his waist and tosses it in the can. 8Syxx tips the bottle of jack over into the trash can until it is empty. 8Syxx pulls a match out of his pocket, lights it, and throws it into the trash can lighting it on fire.
8Syxx: There is one more thing I forgot to put in there. In my hand is my guaranteed contract that I signed when I first became apart of the nBo. You can take this and shove it up your ass D. I QUIT!!!
(8Syxx throws the contract into the fire and gives the universal F U sign. 8Syxx leaves the ring and is hit with beer, trash, hot dogs, and popcorn.)
Is this the last we will see of 8Syxx in the WCF? How will the threads take this news? Who was that big breasted chick in the front row? Will Scott AlcoHall and Dorzia be pissed that 8Syxx wasted a bottle of Jack? What happened to 8Syxx's sig? Find out the answers to this and more next time.
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HitmanMark
Posts: 537
(7/20/04 8:14 am)
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The Return
<HMark's old WCF music hits the PA system for the first time since the inception of the EWT>
Well, isn't this nice? Just like old times, isn't it, folks?
But, screw it, I'm not here to go down memory lane with everyone. I'm here to make one point very clear.
Dorzia...you have something I want. Something that was mine a while back; something I was screwed out of. And tonight, in the Take That thread...I'm taking back the WCF Championship.
Now, see this belt on my right shoulder? It's the EWT World Heavyweight Championship. I quite like it where it is. But, at the same time...my left shoulder feels a little left out. So, it's time to make like Chris Jericho, and take home BOTH of the Big Golds.
Now, I don't know where all your "friends" stand, dorz. I don't know who's still on your side, or DoubleD's side, or whoever's side...but come on down to the EWT Arena. Bring everything you've got. I know you're probably in the back there, passed out, reeking of Jack Daniels, Tequila, and cheap strippers, but, no matter what your state of mind, this match is ON tonight!
And I'm not leaving empty handed!
<leaves, makes his way back to the Take That thread>
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You Gene
Member
Posts: 12
(7/20/04 9:38 am)
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Re: WCF/nBo
Wow, HitmanMark. You're my favorite wrestler. Can I have your autograph?
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dorzia
Posts: 801
(7/20/04 12:42 pm)
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you gene, didn't anyone ever tell you? hitman mark is a coward, a liar, and a cheater. come here you gene, have some jack daniels with the champ......
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Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare
Member
Posts: 226
(7/20/04 1:49 pm)
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Re: .....
(Adam Bomb walks down to the ring with Steven Richards to his new theme "My Time".)
A Bomb: I know some of you are wondering why I have quit the nBo to join Double D. Well first off I'm still nBo, but I'm nBo Corporate. Meaning I have more power which means I can do what ever I want. If I want to show off my wrestling skills and have actual matches besides squashes than I can. 8 Syxx you still have a chance to be a part off this if you want you will no longer have to be held back by anyone or do what they tell you to do. Quitting isn't going to get you to the top all you are going to do is go over to the EWT and fued with Psychoape until you get a title shot at there second rate belt. Don't lower yourself by going to the minor leagues known as the EWT. Stay here and join me and my FATHER in the nBo Corporation and that goes for anybody else in the nBo who is tired of being held back by Dorzia's selfishness. All he cares about is the title when Double D left me, 8 Syxx, and Hitman was holding things together in the nBo. But if you all wan't to stay on a sinking ship that is fine by me because I will be at the top because it is MY TIME!
(Crowd boo's and cheers as A Bomb and Steven leave the ring.)
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Jackrabbit Slim
Posts: 1298
(7/20/04 2:39 pm)
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who's held back? WOOOO! I'm GM of the WCF baby, the best thing going today.. nBo corporate? lissen to yourself abomb- er shane o corporate was never what the nBo was about.. you can't be corporate and constantly no-showing, bothcing, sqashing etc.. a corporation can't style and profile like we can! it dissapoints me you'd join this mockery foundation and the turncoat DDD.. it's bad enough I've gotta worry bout EWT's GM toomi and all tha history tween us, but al you've done is fracture the WCF.. tha's all you've WOO! done read my book, "to squash the man" in stores now.. and you'll see the truth bout those you're putting your faith in WOOOOOOO!
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HitmanDX
Posts: 351
(7/20/04 5:27 pm)
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Re: ---
*Heartbreak Hitman and Gasoline arrive at the bingo hall with their newly won EWT Tag Team titles*
HBH: Ah, the sweet taste of victory.
Gasoline: You said it, brother.
*Fettster with his 3 lovely wives, Na$$$ure Boy, Dorzia, and Stone Cold Scott AlcoHall await them in the VIP lounge, where they celebrate their victory with booze. Fettster's wives perform a striptease.
NB: All right, good job guys. We gotta keep this momentum going. I have a match with Toom E. tomorrow. The GM position for the EWT is on the line. I can't afford to lose this match, so here's what we're going to do. Hey cameraman, do ya mind?
*Camera leaves the VIP lounge as NB discusses his plan with the rest of the nBo*
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Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare
Member
Posts: 235
(7/20/04 9:58 pm)
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Training Session
*camera shows A-Bomb and Double D at home*
A-Bomb:Hey pops, you read for to train.
*gets into car*
DD:Hey why are we stopping at the mall?
A-Bomb:This is step one of training>
DD:Step one
A-Bomb:Watch this!
*snatches ladies purse*
A-Bomb: Run!
*both run from mall security*
*back in the parking lot*
A-Bomb: I think we lost them.
DD: What was that about?
A-Bomb:Boy that was one hell of a run. Okay time for step 2.
*picks up hookers*
DD:We don't have time for hookers.
A-Bomb:You want to build up some stamina don't you.
DD:Oh!
*A-Bomb pulls out stop watch*
A-Bomb:Wow 25 minutes! That is a main event match.Time for step 3.
DD:I'm not climbing that rope.
A-Bomb:At the top off this rope hangs the stickest of the icky.
A-Bomb amn!Let me get a hit.
A-Bomb:Okay the 4th and final step. No exercise isn't finished without midget tossing.
DD:Son that was one hell of a workout.
A-Bomb:You didn't even tear or break anything.
DD:That because my skeleton is now 100% titanium.It's amazing what can change in a few weeks.
*both laugh as the camera fades away*
Edited by: Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare at: 7/20/04 10:59 pm
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toomiguci
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Posts: 982
(7/21/04 9:47 am)
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Re:
*Toom E dangerously walks into an empty arena, hours before his match. Toom was always one who was early for everything, including ejaculation. Must be why the girls never came back for seconds. Toom stands in the middle of the ring as he looks out into the empty arena where the fans will sit tonight.*
It restarts right here. Tonight, I take back what is rightfully mine.
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ThePhantom86
Member
Posts: 558
(7/21/04 10:09 am)
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Re:
Be sure to check out the new special, 8Syxx: Hard Botch.
See the story of 8Syxx as he rises from mid-card hell to nBo elite. You'll see (actually read) his rise to fame within the nBo and his subsequent departure only days ago.
Check it out on Post Per View for only $68.86, we are practically giving it away.
ooc: Hopefully I can come up with something good.
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dorzia
Posts: 803
(7/21/04 10:16 am)
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dorzia shows up at the arena. battered, bruised, but still champ, for now. he knows double d can't fire him while he's still champ, but he can do everything in his power to make life hell. he sees his name on a door and heads for his dressing room. what the...? this isn't a dressing room, it's a damn bathroom!!! no drugs, no booze, no women? wtf?? well, i'll have to head to the concessions stands like a humanoid to do my pre- show drinking. dorzia getsout into the arena only to see a sign- "no alcohol allowed on the premesis".
alright double d..... this is war.
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DoubleDDudley
Moderator
Posts: 2933
(7/21/04 3:31 pm)
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Wednesday Night Blunder.
*Pyros go and Coward Stinkel welcome us all to Wdnesday Night Blunder.*
Stinkel: Tonight, in this very thread, The Na$$$ure Boy, $lim Bi$choff will fight Toom E Dangerously for the General Manager of EWT position.
But first, some words from our beloved owner, Mr. Dudley.
*DDD powerstrut to the ring as the fans groan at the prospect of another long winded promo.*
DDD: Well, well, well. Here tonight, you will see what happens to any fool who tries to take me on.
Tonight the treacherous $lim will face Toom E Dangerously, the best worker/promoter in the businesss today.... sans me, 'natch. *fans yell "Wooooooo"*
I said 'natch' not 'naitch' you inbred hillybilly white trash rednecks! *fans pop for recognicion*
....Groan.... Anyway. The match will be a CZW Cage Of Death cage match. That means; a blue bar cage with a platform on top and a contract hung above the platform.
The winner is the first man to clmb onto the platform and retreive the contract.
To avoid any screwjobs, both men have had their lawyers looking at the contract all day, so we're all set. *fans pop as they anticipate the match is about to begin.*
But first....*fans groan* DSR, you wanna issue a challenge to my boy? To the heir apparent? Well, I say why wait till the next PPV?
Tomorrow, in the Take That thread, it's you against A-Bomb. If you lose, you have to wrestle as a member of the New Page Outlawz!
Not let's get to our main event! *fans pop at the prospect of actually seeing some wrestling on a wrestling show*.
Right after this commercial...
*Commercial break*
Stinkel: We're back and the cage has been set up. (OOC: Yeah, I know this seems rushed, but I'm tired so no bonus stuff today. Focus on the main event feud!)
Making his way to the ring, the current General Manager of Extreme Wrestling Thread, the Na$$$ure boy, $lim Bi$ch!
*$lim is escorted to the ring by HBH and Gasoline. They exchange words and $lim enters the cage.*
And his opponent, the creator and former owner of EWT, Toom... E.... Dangerously!
*Toom walks to the ring. HBH and Gas try to intimidate him, but Toom doesn't back down. He enters the cage and the door is locked behind him.
HBH pulls on the door and Toom yells at him. $lim seizes the opportunity and jumps on Toom with a stiff lariat from behind.
The two men brawl around the ring as J.R. enlightens the fans: "This will not be a wrestling match. It will be a good ol' fashion fight!"
$lim sends Toom into the steel one, two, three times and Toom goes down. As $lim goes to pick him up, Toom pulls on $lim's pants pulling him into the cage. Both men are busted wide open.
Toom kips up and hits a dropkick on $lim. Both men are down, gasping for air.
$lim starts to get up but Toom is on him, beating away on him with punches.
Toom gets up and starts climbing towards the platform. $lim gets up and pulls Toom of the cage, sending him to the canvas hard.
$lim start to climb the cage, but Toom gets up and hits a dropkick on him sending $lim groin first onto the ropes.
Both men lay on the ground gasping for air.*
(commercial)
*We're back, and there's a table in the ring. Both men are climbing to the platform on either side of the cage. Toom is up first and heads toward the contract, but $lim is on him. They brawl and take turn teetering on the edge of the platform.
Stiff lariat from $lim and Toom goes down on the platform. An exhausted $lim catches his breath and each for the contract.
His fingers touch the paper.
TOOM E WITH A HURRANCANRANA ON $LIM OFF THE PLATFORM, THROUGH THE TABLE! OH MY GOD!! THEY'RE BROKEN IN HALF.
Toom starts to move. He's putting his hand in the air. THE CONTRACT! Toom E's got the contract. He must have grabbed it as he did the hurrancanrana on $lim!*
Stinkel: The winner... and NEW General Manager of Extreme Wrestling Thread, TOOM.... E.... Dangerously!
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Nut Bunnies
Member
Posts: 844
(7/21/04 3:58 pm)
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Re: Wednesday Night Blunder.
::Suddenly Toom E. has a heart attack and dies::
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toomiguci
Member
Posts: 989
(7/21/04 8:59 pm)
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Re: Wednesday Night Blunder.
I don't die. I multiply.
WoOoOoOoOOooOooOO!!!
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dorzia
Posts: 805
(7/22/04 5:07 am)
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*dorzia is shownm sitting in the empty arena, unable to sleep (either due to the stress or the lack of booze in the arena) and ponders the future of the nbo.
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curtrok
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Posts: 257
(7/22/04 9:20 am)
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Re: .....
*From the Rafters Curtrok is seen cracking the seal on some Jack Daniels.*
*Swig*
Hey I know this stuff is banned Doriza but its so damn good. I can see why you like it so much. Here have some.
*Drops bottle into ring and it shatters into a million pieces.*
Haaaaahahahah!!!!!!!!!!
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Jackrabbit Slim
Posts: 1305
(7/22/04 9:45 am)
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Na$$ is seen running around backstage trashing the place after his loss.. WOOing incoherently and muttering all while throwing things and strutting.. till the door to his dressing room opens... four gentleman in white coats warily approach the Na$$$ure Boy..
Sir we've been told to take you away
To go styling and profiling? WOOOO!?
Er No sir, here you better put this on for your own safety..
they strap the straitjacket on him
This isn't the kinda robe I usually wear- where are the rhinestones? where is the glitter..
sorry bout this sir, but we have orders, they inject him with a tranq gun and lead him outside the arena into a white van marked Swervevue Home for MGD ( Multiple Gimmick Disorder)
the van speeds off into the night..
It's coming... The NB in the nuthouse... stay tuned.
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dorzia
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ooc- as long as there is a character in there named triple d.
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ThePhantom86
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ooc: I think Scott AlcoHall has to be there right?
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mprox666
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only if there's a bar,
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ThePhantom86
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8Syxx: Hard Botch
The story of ThePhantom86 started like so many others. He went from message board to message board trying to find the one that fit him best. He did the hardcore scene, some over seas tours of Japan and Europe, but nothing seemed to fit him. At one point he even put on a mask and had great success as The Phantom. He was known for his high flying moves and always protecting his opponent, in and out of the ring. He won many regional titles and had some great battles but he still wasn't happy. None of the big message boards came calling, so he went to them.
ThePhantom86 found a board called Wrestlecrap and the rest is history. He started out on the undercards and was doing well for himself. Then a man called JudoChopToTheHead asked for some help about a young child at SummerSlam 1992, and ThePhantom86 was ready to step up to the plate. This was the break that ThePhantom86 needed. ThePhantom86 delivered and Judo said that he would be his lackey. Hey, a push is a push.
Then the nBo started to take over the wrestlecrap board. ThePhantom86 found it funny and made this statement:
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Do I get to be in the nBo Judo? Since I'm your lackey from another thread
DoubleDDudley, The Golden Spike, JudoChopToTheHead, and Jackrabbit Slam agreed that I should be a member of the nBo. From that moment forward, he would be known as 8Syxx. Here is the first promo from 8Syxx.
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I'm 8Syxx and when I'm not doing Chyna in the bum, I'm giving the jobbers the Ronco-Buster. I come complete with bandanna while sticking my tongue out and giving crotch chops.
All was going well for the nBo. Dorzia was added along with DSR and A-Bomb. 8Syxx had some classic matches with luchadores and tagged a few times with DoubleD and Judo. With all the power the nBo was gaining, some other posters decided to try to stand up to the nBo. This led to the lBo and 4 Boardsmen combining to make one super stable. With both factions feuded back and forth, this led to the PPV known as BOARD GAMES!!!!!!!!!!
While some of the match is on tape, the end is missing. What we can tell you is that the nBo declared themselves the winners and the lBo/4 Boardsmen went there separate ways. 8Syxx continued his reign of terror in the WCF eventually winning the WCF Cruiserweight Title. Then came the poster known as Big M. He gave 8Syxx a splash that broke his ribs. 8Syxx was on the shelf for a few posts and was not stripped of his championship.
Being in the nBo gives you certain things. Those include a guaranteed contract which gives you creative control of your character, free booze at no cost to you, free hookers/strippers whenever you want, and anything else you want free. 8Syxx continued to botch moves and do Chynah in the bum. Then came this announcement from 8Syxx:
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(the following announcement has been paid for by the new Board order)
8Syxx: I've been thinking about my position in the nBo. I've been the cruiserweight champ since the nBo started but lately there hasn't been any competition for me. That and I've had my ribs broken by Big M, torn a few quads, bladed myself for the enjoyment of it, screwing my man-beast woman Chynah, doing the free hookers, and drinking booze with my brethren. So I've decided to retire from active competition but fear not nBo for I will still be around. I'll be the official nBo ref for all nBo matches. I'll still no-sell bumps and blotch my spots when possible.
(the preceding announcement has been paid for by the new Board order)
It would appear that 8Syxx was done. But with such a passion for his sport, could 8Syxx really only be a ref? Here is one of 8Syxx's referee jobs.
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The following match is scheduled for one fall and is a special 20 on 1 match. Introducing first, from Mexico, the team of El Titos.
(El Matador's theme begins to play)
Their opponent, originally from the Wrestlecrap board, now residing in the Off Topic board, the man simply known as Dead$lim.
($limistry of Darkness theme plays)
Your referee for this contest is 8Syxx.
The bell rings and all 20 Titos rush Dead$lim and back him into a corner. Dead$lim sends them all flying back with one shove. After slowly getting up, a Tito at a time charges Dead$lim only to be meet with a Big Boot to the face. One Tito walks behind 8Syxx and gives him a low blow followed by a blotched chair shot which blades 8Syxx instantly.
After this, all the Tito's grab a chair and after 5 minutes of getting their asses handed to them, finally beat Dead$lim down to the mat. They all pile on top of Dead$lim as 8Syxx wakes back up and starts his count.
one
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thre.....8Syxx stops his count as he appears to have a shoulder injury of some kind. What's this????????
Dead$lim rises, Dead$lim rises, Dead$lim rises, Bah Gawd!!
Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam.
Dead$lim just gave all the Tito's a Chokeslam from Hell. Bah Gawd, this is hideous!!!!!!
As Dead$lim gives each of the Tito's the Dead$lim pin one after the other, 8Syxx makes a quick 3 count on all the Tito's
The winner of this match, Dead$lim
The nBo was still going strong. Swerves happening all the time, titles changing hands, and HitmanDX was now nBo. 8Syxx was doing just fine as nBo ref while still living the nBo life style. Then came this challenge, from the WCF World Champ at the time, HitmanMark.
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<Hmark gets up after destroying the nBo, only to see that the cameras weren't rolling...pity. Grabs a mic, and waits for the boys at ringside to let him know they're starting the taping of NEXT WEEKS(!!!) NitRaw, and he's got the opening segment!>
So close...SO DAMN CLOSE!
And now the nBo has reunited. It's truly a dark day.
Ah, but what the hell. You know what? It's my job around here to deal with scum like them. I've been doing it since the Ugh! Thread, and I'm still doing it today. Hell, doing it today landed me the World Heavyweight Championship! I think I know what I'm doing.
Now, all of you nBo old men deserve something for that little scam you pulled last Monday (winks at the live crowd that knows better), but I think it'd be best to start with the Creepy Little Bastard who's directly responsible.
8Syxx, I know you're the Cruiserweight of the group (or were before the beer pounds you got after going nBo), and can still put on a halfway decent match, so I'm challenging you, YES YOU, the former "impartial ref", to a falls count anywhere, high flying match TONIGHT, RIGHT HERE, ON BLUNDER!
8Syxx accepted but only if he could be the ref and HitmanMark agreed to that. Let's show you how that match went down.
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We are back from commercial and 8Syxx and HitmanMark are already in the ring. Now incase you missed the first hour of Blunder, HitmanMark made a challenge to the recently retired 8Syxx who in turn accepted the challenge but only if he could be the ref because he declared himself the official nBo ref.
HMark accepted and both made their way to the ring. 8Syxx came to the ring wearing a half 8Syxx ball shirt and the other half was the 8Syxx ref shirt. He also carried a urn which was given to him by the former Dead$lim, now the Biker$lim. Don't even ask about the change, just roll with it. HMark came to ring wearing his WCF Title.
They lock up and each take turns chopping one another while the crowd gives the Wooooo's. 8Syxx gets pissed at the crowd and starts to chop harder but HMark chops harder then 8Syxx finally dropping him. HMark whips 8Syxx into the ropes and then gives him a flying clothesline. He picks 8Syxx up and gives him a Russian Leg Sweep. HMark goes for the pin but 8Syxx gives a slow two count before kicking out.
HMark picks him back up and whips him into the ropes, but 8Syxx reverses it and gives HMark a back leg kick. 8Syxx climbs the ropes for a highspot but blotches it by slipping off the ropes. HMark goes for the pin but the ref is knocked out. HMark starts posing for the crowd but meanwhile 8Syxx rolls over to the corner and grabs the urn. He waits until HMark turns around and throws it at him and HMark catches it. 8Syxx runs at him after he throws it and rails himself in the head.
Blood is flowing from the head of 8Syxx and he calls for the bell. HMark is in a state of shock. The announcer starts to say that HMark has been DQ'ed but 8Syxx walks over to him and decides to reverse his own decision and says the match must continue. 8Syxx runs at HMark but is caught with a back breaker. HMark climbs to the second rope and delivers an elbow drop. He then picks 8Syxx up and gives another Russian Leg Sweep followed by a snap suplex.
HMark starts to put 8Syxx in the Sharpshooter but 8Syxx is fighting it, but finally HMark turns him over. 8Syxx is in a lot of pain and starts to bang his head on the mat which makes him bleed more. 8Syxx calls for the bell. He gave up! 8Syxx screwed 8Syxx, BAH GAWD, this is heinous!!!!!!
Only in the WCF could this happen. But this wasn't the end for 8Syxx.
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Bah GOD, that heinous 8Syxx, he screwed over an nBo member: 8Syxx.
As part time booker/GM/World champ/Please lets not get into this dumb gag again, I'm making a match for the PPV this weekend: Roid Wild.
Yes, it will be 8Syxx vs. 8Syxx in a No DQ, last man standing, blindfold, cage, loser leaves thread, first blood, flaming tables match, with special referee; 8Syxx!
Don't miss this heated rivalry and bitter grudge match we have spent several minutes building! Bah GOD, it will be a night none of us will ever forget.
Never in the history of wrestling has a match like this taken place. The match was set and everyone was waiting to see how it turned out. Biker$lim offered to be a special enforcer for the match. Here is the promo for the match and the then the match.
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After the events that happened at Blunder between 8Syxx and HitmanMark, the WCF Board of Directors booked a match between 8Syxx and 8Syxx with speical guest ref, 8Syxx. One can only imagine what kinda match we will see at Roid Wild. Will there be 3 8Syxx's or will 8Syxx fill the role of 3 men? And the question everyone wants to know is, will 8Syxx screw 8Syxx again? Find out about this match and more when Roid Wild comes your way this weekend in the Off Topic Forum brought to you by the WCF and the nBo.
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The opening contest is a special attraction match scheduled for one fall and is a No DQ, last man standing, blindfold, cage, loser leaves thread, first blood, flaming tables match. Making his way down the isle, the special referee for this match, 8Syxx.
(8Syxx comes down with the official nBo 8Syxx ball ref shirt which can be purchased for only $49.86. He is also carrying a box and one can only imagine what's inside.)
And introducing the special ring enforcer for this contest, is the man simply known as Biker$lim.
(Biker$lim's video is shown on the $limtron with the music blaring and on his loud ass nBo Harley.)
8Syxx: Gimme that mic. I can only imagine what you fans thought was gonna happen in this match after it was announced. But what's in this box is something only Russo or Bischoff wish they would have thought of. Biker$lim grab a table and some chairs and bring them into the ring as I challenge you to face me on PS2's Smackdown: Here Comes the Pain.
Announcers: Bah Gawd!! This has got to be a first folks as I've never seen this in all my years in pro wrestling.
The match is underway as 8Syxx is playing as heel 8Syxx and Biker$lim is playing as face 8Syxx. Lots of back and forth action with multiple botch chair shots and moves. 8Syxx (heel 8Syxx) wins the match after Biker$lim (face 8Syxx) goes for the Ronco Buster but 8Syxx counters by sticking his feet in the air. 8Syxx then does the 8Syxx-Factor and goes for the cover. 8Syxx pulls the tights and has a foot on the rope but the 8Syxx ref doesn't see it.
Biker$lim gets pissed and throws a punch at 8Syxx and busts him wide open. Biker$lim then helps him up and blades himself as they exchange bloody handshakes.
Announcer: This is heinous!!!!!! My God, the nBo is still going strong!!! (thinking he is off camera - How many more hours do I have to sit here and say this crap?)
After that match, 8Syxx pulled double duty by being both wrestler and ref. No real feuds happened with 8Syxx and then Biker$lim became $$$, the Game-uh. Now while still being nBo, we, along with the New Page Outlawz (DSR and A-Bomb) and Chynah became D-clining Workrates X or DX. Here is a promo.
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Only the nBo has the power to stop someone in mid air. I've also decided to come out of retirement but I will still keep my duties as a ref. And since I was THE Cruiserweight champion, I want my belt back. I had to put down a $5 deposit on that thing and my money wasn't returned to me so I am still the champ. And if anyone has a problem with that, then be sure to read the memos. No high risk, high impact, or high maneuvers so basically you can't even get high. Only the nBo can get high now, so everyone else can't have booze or any type of legal or illegal drug. You guys can't even have painkillers so I guess you will really have to sell those injuries.
It became official that 8Syxx was back as an active member of the nBo, given his WCF Cruiserweight Title back, and a large push. It was at this point that the EWT started a rival promotion. They pulled away stars like HitmanMark and even the New page Outlawz. DX was no more, so 8Syxx thought it was a good time to change gimmicks. He became know as the 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 Kid and would only win by countout. He issued a challenge to DSR but was attacked by an EWT scrub and developed "amnesia."
This led to a series of segments in which 8Syxx thought his name was "Justin" and led a church known as the Bearded Urban Ministry or B.U.M. To shorten this segment, we will show you how it ended.
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(camera opens up to the EWT arena where DSR is standing in the ring with DaCrapper and mprox666)
DSR: I guess you all saw me take 8Syxx out of that ally. All I did was show him how much better the EWT is compared to the WCF. So without any further adieu, I give you Justin.
(Justin walks down the isle dressing in a suit and gets in the ring)
Justin: Thanks guys. I owe a lot to these people in the ring with me. They gave me back my life and showed me how my time in the WCF gave me amnesia. Now that I'm in the EWT, I want to address a traitor that is sitting in the front row. Fettster, get your ass in this ring.
(Fettster slowly enters the ring while looking over his shoulder)
Justin: I saw how you treated these fine wrestlers and fans here in the EWT and that makes me sick. I don't know how you got tickets here, but I'm gonna make sure you leave here hurt.
(at that moment DaCrapper and mprox666 grab Fettster and Justin goes outside and grabs a chair)
Justin: Let's see how it feels to be on the receiving end of a botched chair shot.
(Justin starts to swing the chair but stops. He instead turns around and hits DSR with the chair)
Joey Styles: Oh My GOD!!!!
(DaCrapper charges Justin but Justin misses with the chair. DaCrapper bounces off the ropes and gets met with a boot to the midsection. Justin executes the 86-Factor on top of the chair.)
J.R.: BAH GAWD!!!!!! That was a heinous 86-Factor.
(mprox666 hits Fettster with a series of punches but he isn't selling them)
J.R.: DDT, DDT, DDT!! Fettster just nailed mprox666 with a huge DDT.
(Justin motions for Fettster to to the top rope. Justin moves mprox666 to the middle of the ring and puts DaCrapper on top of him. Fettster does the Top Rope Legdrop but ends up botching it)
Joey Styles: Oh My God!! I think he just broke their necks.
(Toom E. comes out from the back with a mike in hand)
Toom E.: Stop right there. This isn't the WCF so get the hell out of my ring. Security, escort them to jail.
(Toom E. looks around and doesn't see any security guards. Fettster points for Toom E. to look behind him. He turns around and is met with a hard right hand to the gut by DoubleD. DoubleD then botches a DoubleD Destroyer on Toom E.)
(you hear over the PA, "G9"
Justin: BINGO!! I have bingo!! That's right everybody, 8Syxx is back and the nBo is stronger than ever.
(8Syxx, Fettster, and DoubleD all say "nBo 4 LIFE!" They leave the arena with a sack full of cash that 8Syxx won)
Bobafett other wise known as Fettster was now nBo. 8Syxx was still having fun and the WCF/nBo was still going strong but the EWT was starting to steal some of our ratings. In an attempt to get some ratings back, 8Syxx joined forces with A-Bomb, who was nBo again, to form the nBo Wolfpac. Since 8Syxx and A-Bomb wanted to main event, DoubleD made them wrestle each other. Here's that match.
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J.R.: This special Nitraw is coming to you from Germany. Let's get down to the ring BAH GAWD!
Buffer: The following contest is to determine the #1 contender for the WCF World Heavyweight Championship. Coming down first, the sixth member of the nBo, now co-captain of the nBo Wolfpac, former WCF Cruiserweight champion, 8Syxx!!
(8Syxx's music plays and 8Syxx walks down to the ring wearing his 8Syxx-ball shirt now sporting the nBo Wolfpac logo and also nBo Wolfpac logo ball cap turned backwards.)
Buffer: His opponent, former member of the New page Outlawz, the other co-captain of nBo Wolfpac, former Hardcore and World Tag Team Champion, Adam Bomb the Ghetto Nightmare.
(A Bomb wearing his new nBo Wolfpac t-shirt with nBo logo in front and an atomic mushroom cloud on back and also wearing an nBo Wolfpac bandanna.)
Buffer: For the thousands in attendance and a million watching on TV (yes a million, not millions)uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh LET'S GET READY TO STUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
The bells ring and 8Syxx extends his hand to shake hands. Adam Bomb slowly reaches over and shakes hands but 8Syxx is calling for the bell, he gives up!!
J.R.: What a hoss that damn A Bomb is!! I've never seen a death grip like A Bomb has on him, it's heinous.
8Syxx: What the hell did you fans expect to see? There is no way I would fight my friend here. Now get ready for the Ghetto Nightmare to tear the ass of the World Champ.
(A Bomb starts to say something but is interrupted by Jonathan Bollywood LayDownForMeOrYourCareerIsCandido.)
Jonathan Bollywood LayDownForMeOrYourCareerIsCandido: Did someone say something about arse? That's right up my ally boys.
(At that moment, You-Gene comes from under the ring and jumps into the ring wearing an nBo Wolfpac t-shirt and starts to celebrate with 8Syxx and A Bomb. As they are distracted, Jonathan Bollywood LayDownForMeOrYourCareerIsCandido storms the ring.)
J.R.: Jonathan Bollywood LayDownForMeOrYourCareerIsCandido just gave A Bomb a European Upper Cut straight to HELL!!!!! And he just laid out 8Syxx like a $2 steak.
(DoubleD stumbles from the back)
DoubleD: I'll allow it. So your new #1 contender is none other than Jonathan Bollywood LayDownForMeOrYourCareerIsCandido!!
Tony: This is the greatest Nitraw every folks!
(Jonathan Bollywood LayDownForMeOrYourCareerIsCandido celebrates in the ring by giving a wave and stomps around the ring.)
Though getting a shot to main event was nice, it seemed that the regular nBo was still getting the higher push. JBL did the Finker Poke of Doom on DoubleD and won the WCF World Title. 8Syxx had earlier issued a challenge to DoubleD and he accepted that after the screw job match. It was a Pink On A Pole Match at The Great American Botch. Pink, the singer, would be on a pole and the first person to reach hee would win the match. 8Syxx would dump Chynah in hopes of getting Pink. Let's show you the action.
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J.R.: We are back from that 2 hour recap of the events that led up to this next match.
Keeng: I'm very excited about this next match cause we get to see puppies. I can't wait to see who gets Pink off first. It's too bad she can't get me off.
J.R.: Get your mind out of the gutter Keeng.
Keeng: I can't help it J.R., The Kat cut me off.
J.R.: Let's just get to the ring.
(8Syxx comes out first wearing his 8Syxx-ball nBo Wolfpac shirt, sticking his tongue out a few times, and pointing out signs that say Tear Ass. He takes the mic.)
8Syxx: DoubleD, Your ass is grass and I'm gonna smoke it!
(DoubleD heads to the ring slowly so that he doesn't tear any muscles in his body. A fan throws him a beer but he doesn't catch it in time and it hits him in the face. DoubleD doesn't sell it and gets mad and pulls a fan out of the stands and gives him a botched DoubleD Destroyer. The fan lays motionless and DoubleD gives him a wink and gets in the ring.)
(Get the Party Started plays and Pink heads to the ring. As she gets in the ring, she gives each man a little strip tease. 8Syxx got excited while DoubleD looked disgusted. Pink was lifted on top of the pole)
J.R.: The match has started and 8Syxx tried a series of kicks but DoubleD just stood there and didn't sell them.
Keeng: Why can't Pink be on my pole?
J.R.: Do you mind Keeng, I'm trying to call this match. DoubleD gives 8Syxx a BIG boot. DoubleD goes for a elbow drop but 8Syxx rolls out of the way and climbs to the top rope. 8Syxx dives off but hits only mat. DoubleD tries to drop the leg but misses and 8Syxx starts to climb the pole.
Keeng: He just jerked off Pink. Can she be jerked off?
(8Syxx and Pink celebrate in the ring. 8Syxx goes into a pose but Pink sneaks up behind him and gives him a low blow. 8Syxx falls to the ground and Pink runs into DoubleD arms. DoubleD give Pink a kiss but pushes her off and spits.)
J.R.: A DoubleD Destroyer, A DoubleD Destroyer, A DoubleD Destroyer!!!!!!! That bastard, how can he do that to a woman.
(8Syxx gets up, reaches into his tights and pulls out a cup. 8Syxx and DoubleD hug in a total manly non-homosexual way)
J.R.: 8Syxx didn't sell the low blow, what a hoss! It was a set up all along!!!!!! How many times can we get swerved BAH GAWD!
Keeng: (thinking he is off-air) Her puppies popped out! (Keeng does his squeal)
J.R.: We are still on Keeng, keep your pants on. Joins us for our next co-main event after this short commercial break.
(Yes, a commercial break during a PPV. How ironic!)
Instead of trying to fight the nBo, 8Syxx decided to join back. A-Bomb never got that World Title match and the WCF World Title was held up. A-Bomb would come back to the nBo was well. During this time, Fettster got married and the EWT was still around. The tournament was held and it was Dorzia and DoubleD in the finals. Dorzia won and DoubleD left the WCF/nBo!
No one was too sure how to react to this. 8Syxx decided to step up and let his feelings be known. After 8Syxx and Dorzia talked it out, everything was cool again in the WCF. Then curtrok started to show up in both the WCF and EWT and not long after him was El Gran Luchadore. DoubleD was gone, Fettster was married and on a honeymoon, and JBL was no where to be seen.
JBL returned, dropped his gimmick and the nBo. Meanwhile, masked men were causing havoc on both shows. 8Syxx was set-up when he discovered a mask in his locker and fingers were being pointed. Times, they were a changing in both the WCF and EWT. 8Syxx started to take his role in the nBo more seriously and defend the nBo with a passion. To settle the score between shows, the EWT and WCF held a PPV called Dangerously Happenings.
8Syxx was to face The Golden Spike and in the main event was Dorzia against Toom E. 8Syxx was able to win the match even after Spike wanted to work stiff and not follow the plan. In the main event, the winner had to reach the mask that was hanging above the ring. In the end El Gran Luchadore was the one who retrieved the mask. EGL would later unmask and it was DoubleD under the mask. DoubleD said everyone had to decide where they stood. Here was 8Syxx's reaction.
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(The nBo's music starts to play, then stops. 8Syxx walks out toward the ring in full nBo attire street clothes, the WCF Cruiserweight Title around waist, and dragging a trash can.)
8Syxx: I'm sure you were all expecting my reaction to what DoubleD had to say on Nitraw after he spoke. I didn't say a damn thing because I was letting it soak in. I had to put into context what he said before I shot my mouth off.
(The fans are sitting quietly, not sure how to react)
8Syxx: DoubleD, you said that I "stabbed you in the back" when I joined Dorzia after YOU left the nBo cold turkey. I wasn't the one who ran away crying like a little girl with a skinned knee. What the hell were we suspose to do? We are the nBo, so when we lose a leg, we just grow a new one. Sure we lost some ratings to the EWT, but did you see some of the stuff they were putting on?
(The fans start booing when they hear the EWT name)
8Syxx: A lot of the guys in the WCF locker room were watching their show, not ours. Now back to the point. D, you showed your true colors when you admitted to planting the mask in my locker. At that moment, I lost all respect for you brutha. And A-Bomb..
(Crowd gives a huge pop)
8Syxx: Yeah, now he calls himself Shane O'Black, I thought we were a team. You once joined me when we turn nBo Wolfpac because we were not getting the proper push. Now you join back with DoubleD so you can return to mid-card hell? I don't get how you think man. I don't know if DSR is joining you or not, but DSR knew long before anyone that the nBo was not the place to be. Maybe it was the booze and drugs that clouded my brain.
(The fans boo when they hear DSRs name. Some signs are shown that have "DSR = wrestlecrap" and "DSR sucks!"
8Syxx: But lets get down to business. DoubleD, you said that we had to chose which side we are on in the grand scheme of things. I decided to do this today because I know most of my nBo bruthas don't show up for house shows. Well............here's my answer.
(8Syxx reaches into the trash can and pulls out a bottle Jack Daniels. He rips off his nBo 8Syxx ball shirt and nBo bandanna and throws it into the trash can. He pours a little Jack into the can. 8Syxx then takes the WCF Cruiserweight Title from around his waist and tosses it in the can. 8Syxx tips the bottle of jack over into the trash can until it is empty. 8Syxx pulls a match out of his pocket, lights it, and throws it into the trash can lighting it on fire.
8Syxx: There is one more thing I forgot to put in there. In my hand is my guaranteed contract that I signed when I first became apart of the nBo. You can take this and shove it up your ass D. I QUIT!!!
(8Syxx throws the contract into the fire and gives the universal F U sign. 8Syxx leaves the ring and is hit with beer, trash, hot dogs, and popcorn.)
That is where this story ends. No one has been able to contact 8Syxx in days. We don't know what the future holds for 8Syxx, but we do know that he was a great wrestler. That wraps it up from here, so long everyone.
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dorzia
Posts: 809
(7/22/04 4:39 pm)
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the camera shows dorzia in the back, watching one of the moniters, with tears streaming down his face.
"that's it.... I don't care if it takes every ounce of alcohol dilluted blood in my heart(and liver)less body.... I will fight til the bitter end to keep the nbo alive. I dont care how many members quit, join the ewt, swerve me, turn on me, sleep with my women, steal my drugs, drink my booze, challenge me for my title, side with that peice of @#$% moderator, write books, start other threads, get married, grow up, whatever... i am.....
nbo for life!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DoubleDDudley
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(7/22/04 4:59 pm)
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OOC: Damn, 8Syxx, that was a great history. Brought back a lot of memories and laughs.
Sure hope you aren't gone for real.
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Nut Bunnies
Member
Posts: 854
(7/22/04 5:17 pm)
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: DT's self::
Ouch.
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JudoChopToTheHead
Posts: 997
(7/23/04 3:58 am)
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A Brief Scott AlcoHall Skit
*In the dressing room of the nBo, Geraldo Rivera and "Da Bad Guy" Stone Cold "Big" Scott AlcoHall are conversing. AlcoHall, bottle of Heaven Hills whiskey in hand, has the lights to a mild dim, as his eyes just don't focus as they once did.*
"Alright, Scott.. you're starting to slip away from the nBo. You realize this, don't you? You're drinking all your promise away! I, Geraldo Rivera, cannot just sit back and watch you do it!"
"Uhhh... like.. wha?"
"Scott... we've got to do something. Anything to get you back on top."
"Over-push? Dude, like... we already do that. Like, I don't have a title, but I could, like... have $$$ make me one, mang."
*coughs up half a pencil*
"Nah... I'm thinking Mainstream! I'm thinking talk shows! The late-night scene! Branch out from pro-wrestling! Are you as hyped as I am, Scott? ...by the way, stop swallowing things, Scott."
"Just happens sometimes, mang."
"But, what do you think, Scott? We could make you the next Hulk Hogan! Steve Austin! The Rock! You watch late-night talk shows, right?"
"Like... yeah, chico."
"Well, we're in the biggest wrestling organization on the planet, I think we could manage to get Eazy $ to us on any late-night television show you want."
"Like... seriously? Late-night tv? Like... me, mang? "Da Bad Guy" on those big shows and shyte, chico?"
"Yes! Now... who do you want to be on? It's up to you, Scott!"
*Scott AlcoHall ponders momentarily*
"I've got it, mang!"
"Who? WHO!?"
"The Larry Sanders Show! Make it happen, mang!"
*AlcoHall tilts his head slightly and vomits*
"sigh... no, Scott."
"Fine, mang. We'll just add a new nickname. Watch out, like... world, for "Da Bad Guy" Stone Cold "Big Magnum" Scott AlcoHall!"
"Wait... "Big Magnum"..? You don't wanna do porn, do you, Scott?"
"...whoa... like... could we pull dat off, mang?"
"...no."
Yeah, I cheat. You Wanna Play 21? I Got 22!
Edited by: JudoChopToTheHead at: 7/23/04 3:59 am
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ThePhantom86
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(7/23/04 5:23 am)
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Re: A Brief Scott AlcoHall Skit
ooc: Hell no I ain't done. I'm just trying to think of where 8Syxx can go next. I have a few ideas, but nothing solid yet. It was fun doing that history of 8Syxx and I found a funny thing in there. In one of my post I said that in July, I would come out with a DVD. It had a different title but funny that it came true. If you have an idea on how to bring me back, run it by me in my inbox.
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Jackrabbit Slim
Posts: 1311
(7/23/04 10:14 am)
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---
Camera shows inisde of the Swervevue home for MGD (multiple gimmick disorder)
Na$$$ure Boy sits in a little chair facing the therapist...
Do you know why you're here mr. er Boy?
To squash and botch! WOOO!
No Mr. Boy, you're here because you apparently have delusions of grandeur, you've been remanded to our custody cuz apparently you consider yourself a general manager of sorts? Um sir, your company's owner one Double D Dudley has signed the papers to have placed in here because you're not of sound mind... you lost the GM title to toomi as a stipulation of that match and apparently your mind..
WOO! I'm Space Mountain!
Yes Mr. Boy, I'm sure you are.
But, Dr. Leslie there's been some sort of mistake, I know I'm not GM of EWT anymore
Well that's great Mr. Boy, that's a breakthrough!
I'M GM OF THE WORLD! WOOOOOO!
'sigh'
Ya know, this hotel isn't something I'm accustomed too..
pardon me Mr. Boy?
When you're a member of the nBo, you're on top, the star, five star hotels, the beer flowing like uh, wine, ALL the gold and the ladies too! squashin botchin, airtime stealin, merchandise shillin son of a gun! WOO!
That's uh, very nice Mr. Boy, but what does that mean exactly?
Simple Dr. Leslie I wanna check outta this
second rate hotel! That's what!
Oh, heh, that's easy Mr. Boy, you can check out anytime you like.
Well that's grea-
But you can never leave...
WOOO?
Will the Na$$$ure Boy ever regain his marbles? Will he ever escape the nuthouse? Will DDD ever get his comeuppance? Who will help the NB? When is the inevitable swerve gonna happen? And can you loan me $5, payday isn't till Thursday?
stay tuned.
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curtrok
Member
Posts: 260
(7/23/04 12:11 pm)
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Re: ---
OOC: Funniest line of they year.
Quote:
I'm space mountain
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dorzia
Posts: 810
(7/23/04 12:20 pm)
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.....
*dorzia heads to the nearest atm machine, knowing that he has millions in there, and knowing that you can simply bail someone out a mental institution, hell, he knows that he hasn't got many allies left..... when he goes to take out some cash, he realizes all of his accounts have been frozen. he goes in to the bank , and is informed that the co signer of all of his credit, a mister d. dudley, has put all of his assets under investigation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how can the champ continue to overcome these odds?
and more importantly, how can he afford booze for tonight?
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ThePhantom86
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(7/23/04 12:50 pm)
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Re: .....
Mean Gene here to hype the hotline. Chynah was recently on the Coward Stern show and made some interesting comments. Find out what she had to say about 8Syxx, their sex tape, and what being an nBo hoe was like. Though 8Syxx hasn't been seen since he quit the nBo, rumor has it that he could be going to Japan. And on a final note, with Nat$$$ in the mental ward, we will give you the list of other well known wrestlers with the multiple gimmick disorder. Call now!!!
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toomiguci
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(7/23/04 8:14 pm)
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*Toom E Dangerously walks into the ring & politely asks for the mic*
Say fans, how would you like to see the return of the Na$$$ure Boy? Because, I can do it.
How, you ask? I just got back from the mental hospital, where I have posted bail for him. And the agreement of his freedom is that I gain FULL custody of him. Therefore, he has to do what I say or he goes back. And all he has to do is agree towards those terms & he shall be set free.
Boy, I love having money now.
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Jackrabbit Slim
Posts: 1319
(7/24/04 1:17 pm)
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Inside the Swerveue Home for MGD-
Na$$$ is on the phone with onetime commish/johnny nitro curtok
C- hey boss how you holding up?
N-WOOO!
C-Is that good or bad?
N-WOO! This hotel sucks! There's no weight room, no massages, no sauna, and they've only got one channel that just keeps showing saved by the bell over and over and over! I'm seeing Screech everywhere WOO!
C- You do know that's not a hotel, it's a sanitarium don't you?
N-You're telling me, I'm used to the glitz, this place is worse than Motel 6.. the after dinner mints are good though, taste great and open up your whole perspective.
C- after dinner- that's medication!
N-you say tomayto I say tomahto
C- whatever.. I've got news for you, you see-
N- how's "to squash the man" doing?
C- What? it's #2 on the bestseller list, but lissen
N-WOOOOOOOOOO!
C- dammit boss would you lissen to me! toomi says he'll bail you out if you work exclusively for him!
N- What's a toomi?
C- don't you remember, the guy that beat you in the match shortly before you got sent here?
N-Huh?
C-you had a match? for GM of EWT?
N-Not ringing any bells..
C-YOU fought him before! He sent you to Al Wilson's house when you were using the Slimtaker gimmick?
N-What's a Slimtaker? is that some kinda weightless deal? I don't need no blow away diet! You're thinking of the wrong na$$$ure Boy! WOOO!
C- Nevermind, but don't you remember, you crashed toomis fed as $$$ when you were teasing an F-ing face turn for crying out loud!
N-HEY! We DON'T use that word in front of everybody!
C- What? F-ing?
N- No FACE
C- 'sigh' ok fine, when you were teasing an F-ing good guy turn.
N-Oh yeah, but I'm not GM of the EWT. toomi? that no-drawing punk wants me to work for him to bail me outta this hotel?
C- in a manner of speaking
N- Screw him! I'll get out some other way.. I'm a headliner, and a legend I don't need him!
C- good. glad to hear it, we'll figure out something boss. I'll call ya back later.
N-WOO!
NB goes and sits down in the sem-circle of chairs surrounding Dr. Leslie. It's group therapy time. Na$$$ recognizes the regulars Red Rooster, Papa Shango, Mr. Ass, and the others, but there's a newbie there.. a masked luchador in purple.
NB-How ya doin pal, you vacationing in this hotel too?
Si.
NB-what's your name
Los Ocho Seis...
Will NB ever realize he's in a nuthouse, will he ever escape to get revenge on DDD and toomi? Who is this luchador? and seriously I know I asked before, but can anyone loan me a five spot till payday? anyone? bueller? bueller?
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dorzia
Posts: 812
(7/24/04 1:24 pm)
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ooc- slim, you are making an early bid for the next scammy awards with your latest posts.
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toomiguci
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(7/24/04 5:53 pm)
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Re: .....
*Toom E approaches curtrok as he gets off the telephone*
Hey there buddy, ole pal, ole chum. I couldn't help but eavesdrop on your phone call to Na$$$ure Boy. So he doesn't want his freedom, even though I gave it to him? That's to bad curty my boy. You see, I have spoken with Double D. You know, the man who runs this joint. Well, he has informed me that if Na$$$ure Boy doesn't agree to leaving the mental institute, then it will be you instead of him facing mprox in the Blue Bath match. And we both know what happened when you faced mprox last time, right? You were turned a Smurf. It seems to me if Na$$$ure Boy was the friend he said he was, then he would agree to my terms to save your ass. I guess he's not the friend you thought he would be, huh?
*Toom E walks away as he whistles the song, "You've Got a Friend In Me" from Toy Story.*
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curtrok
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(7/24/04 6:18 pm)
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Just for the record, it took two guys and a international object to turn me into a smurf you bloated walrus. If he fights me like a man I'll destroy him. And how about this. After I beat him I'll fight you, If I win you sign out $lim if I lose you get to pick the stipulation!
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toomiguci
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(7/24/04 6:48 pm)
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Re: .....
curtrok, there's one problem to your stipulation. Na$$$ure Boy is free to go whenever he wishes. His bail has been paid & he's free to go. But I can take that back if he chooses not to do my wish. And the thing is, he has until Sunday to decide who wrestles, whether it be him or you.
And let me refresh your memory regarding your previous Blue Bath Match, shall I? Roll the footage:
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* The match starts out as DC & mp double team curtrok. Both men apply a double clothesline followed by a double suplex. The fans are behind the bNo. DC climbs out of the ring & heads to the back, where he grabs the head of Megatron. He uses it upside curtrok�s head, busting him open. Dc continues to beat curtok over the head as mprox climbs out of the ring & grabs the blue bath bucket. Curtok mounts a comeback, as he escapes & hits DC by surprise with a dropkick. Mp drops the bucket & jumps back into the ring. Mp looks under the ring & finds the old strategically placed cookie sheet & comes up from behind curtrok with it. Curtrok is dropped by the sheet with multiple hits. Mp picks up curtrok as DC climbs the ropes for a Spiked Piledriver. Dc climbs out of the ring & grabs the blue bath. Mprox body slams curtok at the 25-minute mark & Da Crapper hits him with a Blue Bath. *
Announcer: The winners of the match, the EWT Thread Tag team Champions, Da Crapper & mprox blurred version.
* Toom E dangerously comes out to the ring & grabs the mic as well as the Megatron head *
Maybe that will teach ya Blue Chipper Smurf. Maybe next time, you will play by the rules?
There was no foreign object, as you claim. You forget that in EWT, you are allowed to use objects at ringside. You've done it yourself. So I will be fair curtrok, I will be fair. If Na$$$ure Boy shows up, you will only have to wrestle 1 time. And if he doesn't show up, you have to wrestle TWO times. What do I mean by that? YOU GOT YOUR WISH!!!!!!! And you want me to pick the stipulation? Fine by me. You whine about international objects & the such? Then here's the stipulation, this will be a basic wrestling match. No illegal acts will be done. No weapons, no outside help, count outs are involved, no use of equipment outside the ring, NOTHING. 5 count must be followed. Pinfalls & submissions exist. If any of those stipulations are not followed, that person, whether it be me or you, will be FIRED!!! And I can guaran-damn-tee you I will not be standing in the unemployment line. Will you?
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Jackrabbit Slim
Posts: 1320
(7/24/04 7:40 pm)
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Inside the Swervevue Home for MGD
Once again it's group therapy time, Na$$$ is sitting quietly with his new friend the purple garbed luchador Los Ochos Seis, beginning to get agitated as they listen to one of the other patients talking bout his problems
" So As I was saying the destrucity that comes forth from the shadowy darkness that pours out the energy from parts unknown mmmble mmble mmble...
Ochos- Que?
NB-Enough of this! This place sucks! and this guy has been rambling on for twenty minutes! Does anyone understand him? Shango, Rooster, Ass? Anyone?
all look dumbfounded as the Na$$$ continues to rant
NB-That's what I thought, you've been talking this mumbo jumbo for days! Days! and why do you have your face painted? The rest of us don't get to keep our gimmicks on!
Dr. Leslie- Now now Mr. Boy, we're all happy you've made the breakthrough to realize this is a safe place for those who are a lil too ingrained in their gimmicks but please, this is group time and J.W. was trying to make a point. please J.W. continue
J.W.- Thank you my disciple
Dr. Leslie- Dr. Leslie please
J.W.-Right, as I was saying the forces that bond this planet in a ring of conservative gilded cage that lances around the worms of selfishness in their own dens of iniquity stifles the..
NB-Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
The enraged Na$$$ stands up grabs his chair and bashes J.W. over the head with it and proceeds to slap on the figure four even though
J.W. is still talking
NB-Ocho, the tranq gun!
The luchador grabs the tranq gun and injects J.W., the meds begin to take effect
J.W.- as one world enevolpes destru... uh, what the hell was I talking about? I haven't been making sense for years have I? I feel like a great fog has lifted! Thank you Na$$$ure Boy! Thank you!
NB- As long as you shut up, that's thanks enough
Dr. Leslie- well that's enough group for one day, this is quite a breakthrough for you Mr. Boy. I dare say you're cured. Oh and I 've got to tell you. A Mr. Curtok just called for you, he sounded rather upset said the nba or some such thing was in disarray and you were needed.
NB- Thanks Ed. Yeah I feel back to normal, time to go home and make those who slapped me in here pay.. all of em. I'm back the no-sellin, blond melon, main eventin, ho renting son of a gun is back! WOOOOOO! Ocho you coming?
O- Si.
NB-Great, to the $limmobile!
O-Que?
NB- er, the limo.. let's go.. we've got a couple of threads to take back for the nBo! I'm coming home WOOOOO!
nBo- Just when you think we can't drag this on any longer..
OOC: thanks dorzia, I've been having fun with the nuthouse thing.. the weird goofy stuff seems to be when I'm at my best, "to squash the man", Al Wilson's house, the nuthouse, that's when I'm having the most fun as you can tell.
Edited by: Jackrabbit Slim at: 7/24/04 8:27 pm
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DoubleDDudley
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(7/25/04 5:09 am)
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Re: --
OOC: Personally, I prefer to do the parody/satire stuff. The fantasy booking and writing up matches is not my things, as it shows in the lackluster ones I've done.
But now I'm in the thick of things so I guess I have to see it through.
I hope to be included in some of the Scott Alcohall skits (which is kinda working like the real Scott Hall, in that he's massively popular with everyone even though he's not actually involved with the product).
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curtrok
Member
Posts: 266
(7/25/04 6:46 am)
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Re: --
Ocho and $lim get in the limo Curtrok is waiting in the back the driver takes off...
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dorzia
Posts: 813
(7/25/04 9:03 am)
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.....
over the pa system, you hear the framiliar sound of glass shattering, a bottle of jack to be exact, and out runs the champ dorzia, to a thunderous cheer he's wearing his neck and back braces(since the crowd loves a tough as nails face who fights injured), and gets in the ring, jd on the rocks (think stunner) to curtrok!!!! the crowd goes wild as the champ climbs the buckles and drinks a bottle of jd on each one!!!!!! he grabs the mic and tells double d that he can try as hard as he wants to screw him out of his belt but there aint no way it's going anywhere cuz he is the people's, the drunk peoples, champ!!!!
(amazing how if you just come out, swearing drinking, hitting your finishing move on whoever is in the ring, and badmouthing the boss, people forget that your workrate sucks, you never defend the belt, never put others over!!!) oh hell yeah!!!!
dorzia grabs one of the cheering fans out of the front row and nails him with a jd on the rocks!!!!! the crowd goes wild!!!!!
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DoubleDDudley
Moderator
Posts: 2992
(7/25/04 11:13 pm)
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Re: .....
Tonight on NitRaw:
Double D has a special announcement.
Don't miss it for anything in the world!
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JudoChopToTheHead
Posts: 1001
(7/26/04 9:52 am)
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Another Very Special Episode Of...
*Scott Alcohol is shown by another lone cameraman wondering the halls of an arena, located in the heart of America. In one hand, he holds a bottle of Heaven Hills whiskey, in the other... is pants. A voice from the nBo VIP room calls him*
"Scott! Hey, man, come on in here for a sec. We've got some plans for tonight."
"Uhh... like, drinkin' plans, mang?"
*Attempting to sound as young and "hip" as he can*
"Just come in here, homie-G slice."
"Like.. word, chico."
*Scott stumbled through the door, sloshing whiskey in miniscule puddles on the floor. The camera pans the room, revealing Torn Quad Dudley and Geraldo Rivera, seated and watching AlcoHall with concerned eyes.*
"Like, hey yo, mang. Haven't really, like... seen any nBo chicos in a while, just that lil' mang over there."
"Scott.. I, Geraldo Rivera, was originally situated with you in order to give you some moral direction. Let's face it, who's more of a moral authority than I, Geraldo Rivera?"
"You da mang, mang."
*Swigs on his whiskey*
"And, Scott... I mean, I've been nBo with you since the begninning. When you were out there deliberately kicking jobbers in the nuts and legitemately biting their faces, I was there too, man.. I was there ripping the meat straight from my bones just with a kick! I mean, that was always the nBo way, right?"
"Like... nBo way, mang? Waaaaaaaiit... you sayin' that, like... we're goin' off-course and shyte, chico?"
"Yeah, man.. I mean, c'mon. You barely squash anyone anymore. You just kinda lurch around alleyways in your wrestling gear, drinking things that kill most guys. I mean, where's the action now? Where's the passion for squash?"
"Waaait... y'all are worried about me drinkin', mang? Yeah.. maybe I do drink too much, chico.. maybe I've been going downhill... maybe I'm over, like.. the hill and stuff, mang, but... I can change. Like, I drink 'cause I---"
"Quit whining, we just want you to show up for events every now and then and squash people. Hell, drinking is part of the nBo way anyway, man! C'mon! If anything, you're not drinkin' enough! And where's the coke? Bah Gawd, man, where's the coke?!"
*Geraldo digs in his pocket*
"Got it, Dubba D."
" "Da Bad Guy" Stone Cold "Big Magnum" Scott AlcoHall... you're alcohol fueled! You're nBo! You're a man! You're one of the founders of the nBo! You... You're Scott AlcoHall! Now! Are you ready to go squash some promising youngsters back to the Indy feds?!"
"....sorry, mang, I wasn't listenin'.."
*Torn Quad throws a coffee mug at AlcoHall, hitting him in the head*
"Dude, why'd you do that?"
"Didn't I, Geraldo Rivera, see that in a movie once? Umm... 'The Big'... ummm.."
"...you didn't sell it. Great! Now! Let's get outta here and go potato some 20 year old hopeful in the eye!"
*Dubba D gets up excitedly, then falls down in pain as he tears 4 muscles in his leg and somehow, his foot makes a 180 turn and begins to throb*
"Owww!"
"Ah gotcha, mang!"
*AlcoHall pulls Torn Quad up, tosses him over his shoulder, and hands Quad the nasty bottle of rot-gut whiskey*
"Like, whenever I start slowin' down, mang, just gimme a swig'a dat whiskey, chico! WE'RE nBo! Boo-Yah!"
*AlcoHall coughs up a piece of battery and hauls ass out of the VIP room, carrying a Torn Quad Dudley who is making "Whoop Whoop" noises and shaking his fist in a masculine, party-animal kind of way*
"....Lebowski! That's it! ....Hey guys, wait up! I, Geraldo Rivera, must be on camera!"
*Geraldo flees the room as well, twirling his mustache as he runs*
Yeah, I cheat. You Wanna Play 21? I Got 22!
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ThePhantom86
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(7/26/04 10:43 am)
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Re: Another Very Special Episode Of...
ooc: Great stuff again mang. I'm not to good at doing the parody stuff, I'm more of a match writer. I can't wait to come back and kick it nBo style.
*spoiler alert*
I'm
Los Ocho Seis
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HitmanMark
Posts: 556
(7/26/04 12:04 pm)
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BAH GAWD, KEENG!
J.R.: What the hell could this possibly mean, Keeng? Has Scott AlcoHall realigned with Double D in nBo Corporate, or will that government hoss end up back in the nBo Black and White? One thing is for sure, fans, business is about to pick up!
Tony Shiavone: IT'S ABOUT TO PICK MORE THAN IT EVER HAS IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT! <eats a spoonful of Jell-O pudding> Mmm...THIS PUDDING IS THE BEST PUDDING IN THE HISTORY OF MY DIGESTIVE TRACK!
J.R.: BAH GAWD!
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dorzia
Posts: 814
(7/26/04 1:01 pm)
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i just hope double d's announcement tonight has somehting to do with who i will be defending my title against at
summerscam.... hardway to sell (sung to the tune of acdc's highway to hell)
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The Golden Spike
Member
Posts: 636
(7/26/04 2:11 pm)
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Re: .....
*spoiler alert*
the chick in the crying game is really a man... I mean, man was that a great movie
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DoubleDDudley
Moderator
Posts: 2993
(7/26/04 4:18 pm)
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Monday NitRaw.
*Pyros go, Coward Stinkel welcome us to the show, fans cheer as suddenly music play:
No chance
No chance I'll sell
You got
No chance
No chance I'll sell
Cripple D makes powerstruts to the ring in great pain. Fans groans at the prospect of yet another show that's all promo, no wrestling*
DD: Welcahme everywaaaaaaaahhhnnn! To Monday.... Night..... NitRaw..... right here in the Off Topic Forum *cheap pop*
You know, I was one of the creators of this here greatest faction in the history of posting. Others came to join once they saw the pure genius of the thing, but I was there from the start. Hell, I came up with the damn nBo name.
Things were good untill.... Dorzia.... stabbed me in the back.
I was hurt that someone considered a brother would do this to me. To ME.
So I left.
And when I saw that I needed to return, I returned to once more unite my nBo. My brotherhood.
And they all turned on me.
Well, not all. A-Bomb proved his loyalty. I had no doubt he would.
But there was another who never deserted me. Who was there in the beginning and never turned his back on me. Sure, he didn't always make the loudest noises or squash the most jobbers. But he was there through thick and thin. He, more than anyone else in the nBo, is my true brother.
HeartBreak Htman! You and your boyfriend, Assoline, are the EWT tag thread champions. Congratulations.
You used to oppose the nBo. You and HitmanMark were part of the 4 Boardsmen and tried to destroy the nBo.
When you failed you somehow lurked your way into the nBo. You kissed ass and licked boots till we accepted you as one of our own, and I thought "Okay, the kid has learned his lesson. He wants to be on the winning team, and that's cool."
But then you went Jim Ross on me upon my return. Ooohhh, you got a roided up boy toy and the EWT Tag belts and suddenly you think you are hot @#%$.
Well, I think I need to teach you, and the rest of the traitors of the new nBo a lesson, so I'm gonna make an example of you by whipping your ass and taking your tag belts.
Now I could do this by putting you in a match against the best Tag Team on the board To-Day, but I want to personally hurt you.
And my tag partner is that man, that brother I talked about earlier.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome.....
STONE COLD "BIG MAGNUM" SCOTT "LAST CALL" ALCOHALL!!
*STSA music plays. Nothing happens. Long pause. An official comes out on the ramp, gives a thumbs up, music plays again and STSA walks out to a HUGE pop. STSA staggers to the ring, takes the mic and says:
STSA:.... Hey yo.... *Big pop*
DD: That's right! THE INSIDERS ARE BACK TOGETHER!!
*NitRaw goes to commercial as The Insiders celebrate with booze in the ring*
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dorzia
Posts: 815
(7/26/04 4:42 pm)
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.....
the sound of a jd bottle breaking blares over the pa, and the champ comes running out, neck and back braces on, throws up, throws the belt in the ring, grabs stinkel... JD ON THE ROCKS!!!!(stunner ripoff)!!! he grabs dudley and scsa, souble jd on the rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 the crowd is in a frenzy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Cody Locke Mitchell
Member
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(7/26/04 9:43 pm)
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Re: .....
OOC: I go easy on the posting for a while, stick to lurking, forget to come in here for TWO WEEKS and look what I miss. 
Has anyone made a Mick Foley character yet? If not, I'll start a promo tommorrow.
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JudoChopToTheHead
Posts: 1003
(7/26/04 10:12 pm)
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Re: .....
"Like... tha's right, mangs and womangs! It's on like neckbone... and stuff, chicos and womangchicos!"
*pop*
"Can I get a "Hey Yo!" ?"
*A resounding "Hey Yo" from the audience*
"Hey! Like, don't steal my lines!"
*pop*
Yeah, I cheat. You Wanna Play 21? I Got 22!
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DoubleDDudley
Moderator
Posts: 2998
(7/27/04 1:36 am)
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Re: .....
OOC: Cody, I don't think anyone is doing a Foley character, so bring it on.
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toomiguci
Member
Posts: 1022
(7/27/04 6:54 am)
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Out of Character
Cody, we have a Mankind-like character over in the EWT thread. But not a Mick Foley character. So, go for it.
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Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare 
Member
Posts: 265
(7/27/04 9:11 am)
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Re: Out of Character
*Struts down to the ring with DSR and Alcohall*
Hey, Dorzia I'am getting tired of seeing that belt around your waist. I think its about time for a real man to bring some credibility back to that belt. Watching you hold that belt is a disgrace to this company and everything it stands for. You are nothing but a loser where is your nBo now? In the crapper!I knew since the moment you took the leadership of the nBo that the nBo was dead and obviously I wasn't the only one who knew that too because everybody else has branched off and made their own group. Luckly me and my father saved the nBo and gave it new life with the nBo Corporation. Now nothing can stop me because I am The Franchise of the WCF. So next week at Nitraw its me and you for the WCF title. Dorzia I suggest you shine up that belt and kiss it goodbye because that is the last time you are going to see it. The nightmare has just begun!
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dorzia
Posts: 820
(7/27/04 11:45 am)
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.....
*breaking news!!!! dorzia drops a bombshell at the bingo hall!!!!! go to the ewt thread now, or call the hotline!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
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JudoChopToTheHead
Posts: 1004
(7/27/04 8:10 pm)
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A Scott AlcoHall @#%$
*Camera pans on Geraldo Rivera, who is at a water-tank in an arena hallway. A midget wearing a tuxedo runs up to him excitedly*
"Geraldo! Hey! Dorzia has dropped a bombshell!"
"Thank you, midget. I, Geraldo Rivera, am quite intrigued by this swerve... as are my viewers. Yes, viewers at home, Dorzia has dropped a bombshell and I, Geraldo Rivera, have delivered the message.. live, no less."
*Scott AlcoHall emerges from a broom closet, holding a bucket in one hand and a fifth of Heaven Hills whiskey in the other*
"Hey yo... like, I think I dropped a bombshell of my own, mang."
*Scott swaggers away in a drunken, yet strangely composed fashion, leaving Geraldo with a puzzled look upon his face*
"What's he talking about, Geraldo?"
"I, Geraldo Rivera, do not know, little tuxedo'd midget."
*Geraldo opens the closet door, sticks his head in ever-so-slightly, then withdraws quickly*
"Dear God, call the janitor, midget."
Yeah, I cheat. You Wanna Play 21? I Got 22!
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You Gene
Member
Posts: 13
(7/27/04 8:15 pm)
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Re: .....
*You Gene runs to the ring*
Weeeee!!!! I was walking by this Bingo Hall when I heard I was being entered in a Battle Royal. I called my mom & she's very excited for me. And then I trip & fell, got me an owie. I had to put my Elmo band aid on it & it's all better. I looked at what i tripped on & it was this shiny belt.
*You gene holds up the WCF Championship*
Now, I am a champion because I have found a belt. My mommy will be so proud of me. Now I can be like Nature Boy Ric Flair, a 19 time world champion who won 1 of his championships in the Royal Rumble & win another championship in a battle royal, too. Uh oh, I gotta go poop. I ate bread & bread makes me poop.
*You gene runs from the ring, yelling: *
I AM THE WCF I AM THE WCF CHAMPION!!!!!!
CHAMPION!!!!!!
I AM THE WCF CHAMPION!!!!!!
I AM THE WCF CHAMPII AM THE WCF CHAMPION!!!!!!
ON!!!!!!I AM THE WCF CHAMPION!!!!!!
I AM THE WCF CHAMPION!!!!!!
I AM THE WCF CHAMPION!!!!!!
I AM THE WCF CHAMPION!!!!!!
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Dancing Stevie Richards
Member
Posts: 650
(7/27/04 11:55 pm)
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You Gene
*You Gene continues to run around with the WCF title backstage. Out of nowhere, DSR and ABomb clobber the hell out of the kid! You Gene throws punches at both men, Abomb falls to his knees and delivers a low blow to the young You Gene. You Gene turns around, only to be met with a CLOTHESLINE FROM TRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DSR picks up the championship and puts it on the shoulder of the Ghetto Nightmare!!!
DSR: "Hey, You Gene, thanks for getting the belt for us! That'll do, pig. That'll do."
*Commercial break.
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DoubleDDudley
Moderator
Posts: 3007
(7/28/04 1:27 am)
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WCF Championship declared vacant!
Well, well, well, looky what my boys brought me.
It's the WCF championship belt.
And it's come to my attention that the champion, the hated Dorzia, has vacated it.
That means I get my wish.
Dorzia: YOUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRREEEE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEDDDDD!!!!
Ah, that felt good.
But what about the belt?
Hmmm, next Sunday it's SummerSquash, so maybe we should have a tournament for the belt?
Yes, I believe we will. I'll hold on to the belt in the mean time.
So people, make your bid for a spot in the tournament.
In less than two weeks we crown a new WCF/nBo champion.
Ahhh.... life is good.
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Dancing Stevie Richards
Member
Posts: 656
(7/28/04 2:57 am)
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Title Tournament
*DSR comes out, wearing a green suit with purple question marks all over it.
DSR: "Say, pops, what's this I hear about a tournament? Well, I've got a Battle Royal over in the EWT, but come to think of it, who would make a better Undisputed Champ than me? Hell, count me in! I'm damn sure gonna win that Battle Royal, then I come in and win this tournament, and unify both friggin' titles, BABY!!!!!!"
*DSR goes to the ring, and proceeds to squash some no name local kid.
DSR: "Ahhhh, it feels good to go back to basics!"
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You Gene
Member
Posts: 14
(7/28/04 4:39 am)
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Re: Title Tournament
Hey, no fair. I found that first. That's my championship belt. You don't play fair.
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Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare
Member
Posts: 268
(7/28/04 2:54 pm)
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Re: Title Tournament
If the WCF title is up for grabs then you know I'm in.
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Dancing Stevie Richards
Member
Posts: 657
(7/29/04 12:07 am)
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Re: Title Tournament
You Gene, you son of a @#%$, you and HMark robbed me of the EWT title!!!!! I don't care who I have to go through, that @#%$ WCF belt is mine!!!! And once I claim that title, You Gene, you better be ready, cause I'm gonna come after you and the EWT belt!!!!
Killswitch Engage owns you.
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DoubleDDudley
Moderator
Posts: 3034
(7/29/04 1:24 am)
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The New Adventures of The Insiders.
The New Adeventures of The Insiders was posted in front of a live studio audience.
*Camera shows "Da Bad Guy" Stone Cold "Big Magnum" Scott "Last Call" Alcohall and Double D in a car.*
DD:"....stopped twitching, so I wiped the place down and left before anyone came to check out what the noise was about."
*All laugh*
Cameraman:" Wauw, it's great for me, Geraldo Rivera, to be riding with two wheelin' and dealin', hangin' and bangin', botchin' and squashin', boozin' and oozin' legends..... Mang!
STSA:"... hey, you payin' for the car and booze, mang..."
*STSA farts loudly*
GR:"What was that?"
STSA:".... uhm..... Machismo, mang...."
*Insiders laugh*
GR:*rolling down a window* ".... uhm, yeah.... say, Mr. Dudley, can I ask you a question?"
DD:"Shoot."
GR:"I've been with Scott since I found him in the bar he'd been drinking in since last night. Why is he driving?"
DD: "Hey, man, I tore all the muscles in both my arms. I'd be dangerous behind the wheel, *STSA narrowly misses an oncoming truck* man. Well.... and 'm really lazy."
GR:" Shouldn't you be in a hospital?"
DD:" I'm nBo. I'm noselling it."
*Insiders laugh and both take a swig from their second bottle of Heavenly Hills Whiskey.
Suddenly, honking is heard and camera pans around to show a car coming up on the side of the Insider's rental.*
DD:"Hey, look, it's Goldstud69."
GR:" He looks agitated...."
STSA:" Hey yo, mang..." *STSA waves at Goldstud69 but loses control of the car that slams into Goldstud's car. Confusion as camera whirls around. When Rivera regains his balance the camera looks for Goldstud and finds a his car turned upside down on the side of the road with smoke coming from it.*
GR:" Oh my god..."
*DD stares at STSA. pause. Then he breaks out into a smile.*
DD:" Way to squash that jobber, brother!"
*Insiders laugh and high five*
GR:" We have to go back and see if he's okay..."
DD:" Look, I know you're Scott's friend, but now your pushing it. We don't need hassle with the law!"
STSA: "....Uhm, my friend? Mang, I thought he was your friend. Da's why i've been hangin' wit him for all dis time, mang..."
*Insiders look at each other, then at Rivera*
DD:"Turn off that 'bleeeeping' camera!"
*DD's hand goes over the lens and segment ends*
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ThePhantom86
Member
Posts: 601
(7/29/04 6:58 am)
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Re: The New Adventures of The Insiders.
8Syxx: I'm throwing my hat into the WCF Title tournament. I did the right thing last time and jobbed to A-Bomb. That ain't gonna happen this time because I am no longer nBo, I'm Slimilution baby. nBo, your going down!
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Jackrabbit Slim
Posts: 1381
(7/29/04 7:35 am)
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ha
OOC: Yeesh, Slimtron, Slimilution, Slimring, all I need is a Slimcave and we're looking at Batman level egotism here
thanks for the help with the sig 86
Edited by: Jackrabbit Slim at: 7/29/04 7:36 am
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DoubleDDudley
Moderator
Posts: 3061
(7/29/04 1:52 pm)
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Re: ha
OOC: That's not fair, $lim. You work a Flair gimmick, which you know I hate, but then you get a Johnny Cash sig. You know Johnny Cash is my hero. Well, one of them.
Oh my ambivalence towards you is making my head hurt.
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Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare
Member
Posts: 270
(7/29/04 7:32 pm)
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Re: ha
Don't worry 8 Syxx your aren't going to be the only one to job to The Ghetto Nightmare, because that WCF title will be mine and I'm not telling you something you don't already know. Cause you have no CHANCE IN HELL! So whatcha gonna do when the Corporation runs wild on you. Hahahahaha!
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You Gene
Member
Posts: 16
(7/29/04 8:46 pm)
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Re: ha
*You Gene enters the ring with the EWT Thread heavyweight Championship*
Look at what I got. Look at what I got. Neener neener neener. And I will get that other shiny belt, too. My mom needs to wear a belt as well.
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DoubleDDudley
Moderator
Posts: 3070
(7/30/04 3:40 am)
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Re: ha
*Official Tournament announcements, this monday night on WCF NitRAW! Don't miss it.*
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Handstand Brando
Member
Posts: 304
(7/30/04 5:41 am)
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FRO MAN IS HERE
Blame Canada from the South Park soundtrack plays over the PA. On the FROTON TRON a video of a young man is shown. Suddenly the lights go out, the pyro hits, and FRO MAN makes his debut in the arena
Yodey Yodey Yo, Here comes the FRO!!!!!
Thats right baby, IM BACK! and Im ready to rip FRO on this entire federation! Whos a canadian eh? You will fall to the hands of the FRODIBLE CLAW by the time this is all over.
Ive been sitting back, watching the ways of this federation, and I thought to myself "Fro, what would satan do in this situation?"
Fro Man points to the FROTON TRON a video is shown of Fro Man walking past Satan
Fro Man: Hi Satan, would you like to come over here and give me head?
Satan: No sir, I do not wish to give you head
Fro Man uses the force
Satan: excuse me sir, can I give you head?
Fro Man: yes, and while you're at it, teach me of your evil ways
Satan: You got it
A video is shown, within the video, of Satan and Fro Man's training sessions. To the tune of "Eye of the Tiger"
There you have it folks. I am the most evil diabolical canadian hatin masturbatin fro around! Who wants a match? Im off like a prom dress!!!!!
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DoubleDDudley
Moderator
Posts: 3075
(7/30/04 5:54 am)
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Re: FRO MAN IS HERE
Brother, you got main event potentiel.
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Jackrabbit Slim
Posts: 1386
(7/30/04 9:48 am)
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OOC: Good grief we got two guys with Waltman gimmicks? and DDD so you're torn bout hating the Flair thing and your loyalty to the Man in Black.. what can I tells ya I'm an enigma- a puzzle wrapped in a riddle
IC: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *crowd cheap pops*
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ThePhantom86
Member
Posts: 614
(7/30/04 10:05 am)
ezSupporter
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Re: --
8Syxx: Fro Man, there is only room in the WCF for one Waltman rip off. Therefor I challenge you to a Bong on a Pole match. The first one to get the bong and then take a hit off it wins. How do you like that jack?
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Latino Meat
Member
Posts: 289
(7/30/04 10:29 am)
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whoa whoa whoa WHOA.
Two Waltmens in one thread?
Is this my personal hell?
What has happened to this place? I think it needs some cleaning up. and there's only one man that can clean this place up the right way.
: ong::
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Handstand Brando
Member
Posts: 305
(7/30/04 11:04 am)
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Fro Stylins
Blame Canada from the South Park soundtrack blares through the arena. Fro Man emerges doing cartwheels, backflips, handstands, and punches a fan in the first row. He then helps the fan up and buys him a beer
Sorry Jackass... JUST KIDDING
Fro Man punches the fan, and gives him the RK Fro, the deadliest finishing move this side of Billy Gunns rocker dropper. Fro Man drinks the beer, takes out a megaphone, and gets in the ring
Fro Man: HELLO EVERYONE!!!!!!! HOW ARE YOU TODAY??????
Random Fan: Put the megaphone away jackass!!!!
Fro Man: Oh, Sorry... YODEY YODEY YO!!! HERE COMES THE FRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can see it sure didn't take long for my Fro Stylings of the 92nd kind to catch on around here. No sir it didn't. In fact one man in particular has already challenged me.
8Syxx, Nice to meet you. You can call me Fro Man, or you can just call me "Dad". So you claim this federation isnt big enough for the two of us? Well, Holmes... I agree... and I ACCEPT your challenge for the bong on the pole match. Somebody around here just needs to tell me when and where to show up.
Doesn't matter on the place though. We can do it in the ring, We can do it in the backyard, maybe your moms house, Hell kid, we can do it live on the Howard Stern show for all I care. The Fro Man is here to stay.
You want me in a bong on a pole match. Funny... thats my specialty You picked the wrong kid to mess with. My awesome array of moves is going to be too much for you to handle. My list of finishing maneuvers: The Fro Factor, The EvenFro DDT, The Fro Fifty Splash, BroncFro Buster, The Drop Fro Hold, and my newest move that I have perfected, The RK FRO. Pal, you are in for one hell of a match. Its gonna be good, and to all of my LOYAL FANS OUT THERE.................................
crickets chirping
up yours. TO EVERYONE OUT THERE.... I wont let you down!!!!!!!!!
The Incredible Hulk walks up wearing a Pokemon T shirt and Pajama Bottoms
Hulk: Hi
Fro: Umm, Hi
Fro Man gives the Incredible Hulk the FRO FACTOR, and kickes him out of the ring
Awkward moment. Had to lose the guy. Anyways, 8Syxxxxx.... Ill be seeing you soon. Im off like a PROM DRESS!!!!!!
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Cody Locke Mitchell
Member
Posts: 320
(7/30/04 1:34 pm)
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Cactus Sack is Back!
>Cactus Sack theme plays as CLM hits the ring with a book under his arm and grabs a mic, waiting a quick second for the semi-nostalgic pop to die down<
I think I deserve a little respect . . .
>a mixed reaction from the crowd<
I've been away for a while. To be specific, I've been spending the last few weeks smoking marijuana in back alleyways with Bastion Booger. Oh, but don't worry folks, it's all legal, it's prescribed due to the Glaucoma I contracted in Japan in my infamous "Viral Infestation On A Pole" match.
Perhaps I'm getting a little ahead of myself. You see, it all started way back in the "Uh Oh" thread, that shining golden epoch of enriched WCF history.
That was a big thread for me, it was the third time I had come out of retirement/lurkerdom so I wanted to give it my all, give the fans something they could really remember, something they could tell their children they saw. I've always been ready willing and able to give the fans something extra, a trait I've always been rather proud of. I never forgot my roots, and it's always been my way of letting the fans know they were what made me.
Or at least that's what I used to think.
. . . so I took a bump off of a ladder through a stack consisting of a table, one board with nails hammered through it, two claymore mines, some barb-wire, a tank containing several highly poisonous coral snakes onto a net of piano wire.
Yeah, that put me away for a while. In fact, it ended my career.
But I figured it wouldn't be so bad, I left a sizable legacy behind; two New York Times bestsellers written on notebook paper with a purple crayon, and three mega-bumps that ensured me royalties everytime the WCF re-played those "Don't Try This At Home" montages . . . surely the WCF would take good care of me in my twilight years, ensuring that my legacy endured and that I would be well taken care of, right?
Wrong! They wouldn't even send me to a veterinarian. There were no congratulations, there were no thank yous, there were no manly hugs goodbye. Instead, I was expected to show myself the door. I received no aid from the WCF for my injuries.
No doctors, no insurance, no nothing.
I poured my life and well-being into this sport, and my reward was a three-month span of smoking weed and watching Luis Bunuel movies because the WCF was too damn cheap to supply one of their most legendary superstars with some damn painkillers!
But that's not the worst of it! Look what I picked up last week!
>holds up the book to a tremendous pop<
That's right, it's the Na$$$ure Boy's tell-all autobiography, "To Squash The Man"!
I had heard about the things Na$$$ wrote about me, and at first I was fairly uninterested. I had my own things to say about him in my own books, which I conducted in a respectful manner, so it was only fair that he have his own say in the matter, right?
But then I picked it up out of curiousity.
Allow me to read for you the opening sentence of the book:
"Cody Locke Mitchell is a glorified stuntman, he only makes spotfest posts for show, and never pours any story or psychology into them".
>pauses and looks about the crowd, gauging a reaction<
Okay. So my style of wrestling doesn't appeal to Na$$$. That's fine.
It's also fine that he has issues with my style, but doesn't bat an eyelash when our mutual friend and legend Terry Disco gets powerbombed through explosive cinder-blocks.
I can respect his opinion.
IF it ended there. Instead, he drags my name through all the mud he can muster throughout the length of the book.
Let me read you another passage:
" . . . even despite the plane accident, the worst pain I've ever felt was watching that oafish Cactus Sack wallow around the ring. Not only does he have no place in the ring, but he's a disguting human being.
I would rather be castrated then wrestle him, because at least I could hide the fact that I was castrated.
I spit on CLM aka "Cactus Sack". I spit on his belief system, I spit on his moral upholding, I spit on his value as a human being and I spit on his personal opinions.
I also spit on his family, because he's a bad human being."
>pauses for a moment while the crowd "Wooo"s at each other<
And then I come to Chapter 12, impishly entitled "Cactus Sack Must Die". I was shocked to come across on the first page of this chapter . . . my phone number, my address, a sattellite photo of my house, and my daily schedule . . . and then I turn the next page only to find . . . an envelope containing nitro glycerin, plastique, wires and instructions on mailbombs.
The page itself reads
"My NWA belt to whoever gets the job done first, WOOOOOO!"
>pauses once more while the crowd cheers and wooos, the camera cuts to a "Bomb Dewey" sign<
I THINK I DESERVE A LITTLE @#%$ RESPECT! I lost half my nostril, I've broken every bone I can think of offhand at least twice, I fractured my skull in my japanese "Machete On A Pole" match, and I can never close my right eye all the way after that brutal "Pole On A Pole" match!
And for what purpose? To what end?! For YOU? All of YOU?! I shed blood and limbs for everyone WOOOing out there just for your entertainment? I've thrown myself through, onto and off of every kind of wood there is, and THIS is how you all repay me?!
>the crowd boos apathetically<
Then it's settled! I officially wish to take this moment to declare my fourth, and BIGGEST comeback yet! I will get the respect I richly deserve from all of you, and everybody in this business if I have to beat it into them!
And I'll do it without pandering to YOU! This time, I do it for MYSELF and until you all acknowledge that fact, you can go screw yourselves!
Cactus Sack . . . IS BACK!
>throws down the microphone and leaves to a chorus of boos<
Edited by: Cody Locke Mitchell at: 7/30/04 1:39 pm
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Jackrabbit Slim
Posts: 1389
(7/30/04 2:20 pm)
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OOC: Genius cody! I knew the to squash the man would provide comedy gold..
IC: WOOOOO! yeah, I said all those things, everyone of em.. and all these people know it's the truth! *smattering of woos from the crowd* and you know what else Sack? I egged your house last halloween too.. and those pizzas you din't order? all Na$$$! WOOOO! But you wanna take offense to all that? Fine, but you can't get in the ring with me just yet.. you take on one of the Slimilution, you gotta take em all.. if you can escape a cage match with our newly silent but deadly botchtista Spike.. then you might get a match with the dirtiest poster on the board, Splash Mtn. WOOOOOO!
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curtrok
Member
Posts: 279
(7/30/04 3:33 pm)
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Re: ---
*Curtrok is seen back stage with a pair of clippers. Froman is taking a nap in the locker room. OMG Curtrok just cut a streak down the middle of Froman's head, he's gonna be pissed when he wakes up.
Papa Shango what's he doing here?!?!?! Curtrok just gave papa shango the hair sample this can't be good. *
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Handstand Brando
Member
Posts: 306
(7/30/04 5:38 pm)
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Fro Time
Fro Man is shown sleeping in the locker room. His cell phone starts ringing and he wakes up
Fro Man: Hello? Yeah, yeah I just woke up. I was dreaming of that date I had with Curtoks wife the other day.
Some stupid guy: Who are you talking to?
Fro Man: Shut up before I bite your @#%$ off... you @#%$. Now, what was I doing??? Ahh yes, I must have passed out. Ive been training hard for my big "Bong on a pole" Match. Ive even been studying footage of other wrestlers in pole matches.
Fro Man points to a monitor that shows a triple threat match between Curtrok, 8Syxx, and Rob Feinstein, battling in a kindergardner on a pole match
Those guys sure do know how to wrestle. Yes indeed they do.
In the reflection of the screen, Fro Man notices something is "missing". Quickly he goes to a mirror
What in the bloody hell??? I look like a 70's version of Road Warrior Hawk!! Whoever did this is going to pay dearly. Whoever did this is in for the beating of their life. Whoever did this is.. ahh nevermind
I got bigger fish to fry right now. I was going to wait until my match to unveil this suprise, but since I am obviously not safe here... Ill let the cat out of the old bag right now. Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce to you my brand spanking new bodyguard...... THE BIG FRO!!!!!!!!!!
Thats right. This man is a MONSTER!!!! his sole purpose is to watch my back, and make sure that incidents like this don't happen to me
Big Fro drinks a Dr. Pepper
and to drink Dr. Pepper
I would write more, but Im going to the bar
Edited by: Handstand Brando at: 7/30/04 5:42 pm
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DoubleDDudley
Moderator
Posts: 3077
(7/30/04 6:48 pm)
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Re: Fro Time
Wellity, wellity, wellity.
Peeps be showing up and claimings new spots on the card.
Fro man: I like the cut of your jib. That luscious hair and go-get-em attitude is what we need. So I'll offer you a place here, in nBo Corporate, with me and my boys, the greatest tag team in board history, The New Page Outlawz, and of course, "Da Bad Guy" Stone Cold "Big Magnum" "Diamond Stud" Scott "Last Call" Alcohall.
Join us and get a huge push from the start. No dues paying needed.
To show my good will, I let you get a shot at that weak traitor 8Syxxx at the EWT PPV this sunday. The Bong On A Pole match.
Now, I can see that Cactus Sack Is Back and has already gotten under the skin of BackStab Mountain, the A$$$ure boy. So, I think Sack should get a chance to show Na$$$ exactly how he feels about him this sunday.
But we can't have any of those $limilution botchers interfering. So it will be Cactus Sack vs. The Na$$$ure Boy, inside the Hell Of The No Sell Cell!
Have a nice day.
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HitmanMark
Posts: 562
(7/30/04 8:13 pm)
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OOC
OOC: 86, I don't suppose you can archive the Take That thread on your page? Can't have the complete history of this mess of a phenomenom without it, can we?
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Cody Locke Mitchell
Member
Posts: 321
(7/30/04 10:41 pm)
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Re: OOC
OOC: DOH, I'm actually gonna be away until next Friday or so. Still, have the match and I'll do whatever promo stuff I need when I get back.
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ThePhantom86
Global User
Posts: 616
(7/31/04 7:20 am)
ezSupporter
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Re: OOC
ooc: HitmanMark, first thing Monday morning, consider it done.
And DoubleD, how can you invite that second rate Waltman ripoff into the nBo Corporate? I was the original ripoff. But that's ok, because while I am Slimilution, I'll just have to botch, blade, and no-sell my way back into the nBo.
Edited by: ThePhantom86 at: 7/31/04 7:32 am
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HitmanDX
Posts: 367
(7/31/04 7:47 am)
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Re: OOC
THE STAR IS BACK!!!
OOC: Sorry I haven't been here in a few days. The darn Internet wasn't working for me.
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JudoChopToTheHead
Posts: 1013
(7/31/04 10:09 am)
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Re: OOC
OOC: Yeah, I've just moved, but everything is set up comp-wise.... with a CABLE CONNECTION! Eeeeeeeeeeeee! That's right, 56k! Go to hell!
Yeah, I cheat. You Wanna Play 21? I Got 22!
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DoubleDDudley
Moderator
Posts: 3082
(7/31/04 11:19 am)
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Whatnow?
8Syxx, 8syxx, 8SyxxSyxxSyxx.
How can you be upset that I invite the first rate worker, Fro Man, into the nBo Corporation? You turned your back on me, remember? With your burning of merchandise (I sold the ashes on eBay for a nifty price) and your swears and your leaving of the company.
You were always the weak link, so now a true Waltman Wannabe has stepped up to claim the vacant throne. And he will step all over your traiturous ass to do so.
You better be prepared for Fro Man this sunday when he beats you to.... and Fro. Bwahahahahahahahaha.
And now Scott Alcohall is back. Just in time for the build up to next weeks mighty battle with HBH and Gasoline.
I love it when a plan comes together.
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Jackrabbit Slim
Posts: 1390
(7/31/04 6:14 pm)
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *smattering of applause* once again this thread just got better as it bears witness to the best thing going today, the super charismatic, moveset automatic, knife edge choppin, I botch floppin, Na$$$ure Boy! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! * applause grows as more and more sheeple woo in appreciation* That's right baby the unquestioned leader of Slimilution the longest strongest branch on the nBo tree if you know what I'm sayin WOO! But what's this? DDD is trying to put me in a match with that, that flannel wearin, fatarse stuntguy Cactus Sack? After I already told the Sack he's gonna hafta take on the rest of the boys to prove he's worthy of taking on the 43 time world champ? No one, No one puts me in a match I don't wanna botch my way thru.. at least not more than once a month-what's that? don't know what I'm talking bout? Once again DDD you didn't pay attention when I slotted the majority of power to you many moons and 5 gimmicks ago.. Paragraph 4 Section 20 clearly states: Slim maintains the right to refuse being booked in one match per month so long as he is able to insert himself in another match prior to the card taking place. N that's exactly what I'm gonna do now.. Cactus Sack? There may come a time where I'll lower myself into having a match with you.. for now though no can do, I'm already booked up.. teaming with HBH and his bodyguard Gasoline. I don't even know the storyline they're involved in as I'm WAY too concerned with my own angles, but DDD has been hypin the tag match so much, me being in it can't help but piss him off.. so HBH, Gasoline, for one night only you get to tag with the filithiest poster on the thread.. the one and only Na$$$ure Boy WOOOOOOOOOOO!
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DoubleDDudley
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(8/1/04 1:45 am)
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Ah, $lim, that's all well and good.
But that match is not untill next week. And your match with The Sack is tonight!
And I just know your ego would allow you to not be on PPV...
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Bobafett
Posts: 639
(8/1/04 8:48 am)
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OH YEAH!!!!!
I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone do the nBo dance..only kiddin'
Youre Real Peoples IC champion is back..and ready for some botchin'...
(walks into Double D's office)
I want a world title shot..(hell if Hogan can do it..I can)
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ThePhantom86
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(8/1/04 2:28 pm)
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-_-
8Syxx: I can't believe that I didn't win that Bong on a Pole Match! That was the best weed in town man. Since I am not officially a member of either the WCF or EWT, as I have not signed a contract with them, I've decided to handle my own bookings on the independent circuit. I've always felt that I was lower on the food chain in the nBo and this will allow me to show case what I can do. I will still make my appearances with Slimilution but it seems that nowadays it's all about DoubleD and Toom E when it used to be about squashing and botching. And in case any of my fans are wondering, I've bought time on both shows to show them my matches. Thanks to the nBo guaranteed contract I used to have, I was able to do this with all that money I was given. It's time to tear some ass on these indy guys!
Edited by: ThePhantom86 at: 8/1/04 2:28 pm
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Cody Locke Mitchell
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(8/1/04 6:45 pm)
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OOC: I was mistaken, I'm away from home, but I luckily have limited computer access and time, so now time cut one last half-assed last second promo!
IC:
::Cactus Sack appears on the 'tron to a negative reception::
It looks like at least one person around here has enough respect to give the Hardcoire Legend his due!
And to cerlebrate this joyous occasion, I've brought a few toys I've had collecting dust in my attic!
::hoists up a garbage can filled with mainstay hardcore weapons. Cactus Sack reaches in and pulls out a copy of hist first best-seller, "Have A Pretty Damn Okay Day" wrapped in barb-wire::
In fact, I brought a little light-reading for us to peruse over and then discuss over a nice chai latte!
Tonight, there will be no where for your precious Nay-Cha-Cing Boy to run, nowhere for him to hide, nowhere for him to botch!
And the ONLY thing I will enjoy more then his cries for mercy will be the cries from EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU as you watch in stunned-yet-fascinated horror as I shred every last wrinklefrom his face, as I PEEL every last liverspot from his bone!
Hell hath no fury like a hippo with a machine gun!
BANG BANG!
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kingfrank86
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(8/1/04 7:28 pm)
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WOMANS TITLE
lights dim
balls of fire shoot from the crowd
security realizes a crazed woman has a roman candle
Gretchen Wilson's "REDNECK WOMAN" plays over the loud speaker
a small chicken-like woman appears out of the crowd
HAHAHA!!! I am Martha "Chicken Woman" Stewart
"I am putting an open challenge for my WCF Women's title...any takers???"
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toomiguci
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(8/1/04 7:40 pm)
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Re: WOMANS TITLE
OOC: LoL...I like that. But one problem, none of the ladies on the board are as weird & crazy as us & don't post in the thread. It would be nice though. *hint*hint*
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Nut Bunnies
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(8/1/04 7:42 pm)
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Re: WOMANS TITLE
I will!
::SQUASH::
"Your winner and NEW...uh...Women's Champion? Nut Bunnies? What the @#%$?"
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kingfrank86
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(8/1/04 7:44 pm)
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Re: WOMANS TITLE
only because no one could mess with the chicken woman
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kingfrank86
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(8/1/04 8:13 pm)
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Re: WOMANS TITLE
saddened by her defeat and loss of her womens title Martha "Chicken Woman" Stewart commits suicide in her hotel room
The WCF will miss Martha and her legacy left as the best WCF womens champion EVER!
Martha Stewart 1905-2004
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Jackrabbit Slim
Posts: 1395
(8/1/04 10:19 pm)
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OOC: that's friggin funny. welcome to the insanity kingfrank
IC: WOOOO! See there, I proved that the Na$$$ure Boy doesn't hafta WOO! be at any PPV he doesnt' feel like. Whether you like it or don't like it, learn to love it, it's the best thing goin on the board today.. and with curtok's win we've got control back for one night since he's GM.. It's the Slimilution show baby.. WOOO! Sack, dont' think I've forgotten bout you.. you'll get your due you glorified stunt double.. no one, but no one has ever paid to see you do anything besides being dropped on tacks or whatever.. if you thought my autobiography " to squash the man" - in stores now- was bad.. just wait till slimilution gets thru with you.. and have you checked the bestseller list.. guess who's surpassed your lil coloring book? That's right.. the squashin, botchin, catchphrase stealin, hooker feelin NA$$$URE BOY! Splash Mtn. Baby WOOOOOOO! The dirtiest poster on the board! WOO! The man who was in a nuthouse just a coupla weeks ago! 67 time world champion! and DDD don't think I've forgotten bout you.. your time is coming.. and is it me or is mr. Jack Daniels a lil familiar? I think we all see where this is goin.. but it doesn't matter there's only one diamond faction in this nonsensical group o' threads.. and thats the BEST damn version of the nBo possible, Slimilution! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Handstand Brando
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(8/2/04 5:10 am)
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Fro Time
Fro Man enters the arena to a large chorus of boos. With his theme music playing, He signals to the back, and out comes The Big Fro. He pulls a fan over the guardrail, and Fro Man delivers the PEOPLES ELFRO. Paramedics take the fan out of the arena, and Fro Man enters the ring.
YODEY YODEY YO.... HERE COMES THE FRO!!!!
Well, theres lots of business to attend to, so I think Ill just jump right in.
First off, my bong on a pole match last night. That was quite a quick match. The only thing faster than that is when Im having sex. That match was a bigger letdown than the latest M. Night Shyamalon movie. Its no big thing though. At the end of the day, Im still here.
Mr. Jack Daniels. Who do you think you are, sticking your nose into my business like that? Im gonna flip you like my friend Handstand Brando flipped his car. Bring it pal. Im gunning for you next.
Double D Dudley. Props on the "to and fro" comment. Its plain to see that Fro Mania is catching on around these parts. Yes sir indeed. Ive even been invited to join the Elite "nBo" or as I would make it, the nBfro. As that offer sounds too good to pass up. I cannot say yes this early. You will have my answer soon though.
I'm off like a prom dress!!!!!
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ThePhantom86
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(8/2/04 8:43 am)
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Update
ooc: I've updated my page again to included the Take that thread. Question, do I need to included everyone on the page that is in the WCF/nBo and EWT? Or should it stay just nBo?
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toomiguci
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(8/2/04 9:42 am)
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Re: Update *Out of Character*
I think it would be fair if you include the names of us EWT folks. Afterall, we helped make posting fun again. Ok, so you guys started the fun but things were dying down until we came along.
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JudoChopToTheHead
Posts: 1015
(8/2/04 10:15 am)
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Hey Yo
"So... you wanna like join da madness around here, mang? Zat what youse want, chico? Huh?
Lemme tell youse somethin', mang. You think youse can hang widda nBo, eh? Youse think youse can hang widda nBo Corporate... eh? Dat whatchu thinkin', chico? All I gotsta say is...
Like, Hey Yo, mang! I'm "Da Bad Guy" Stone Cold "Big Magnum" Scott "Last Call" AlcoHall, like.. one of da founders of da nBo. Dis is my lil' mang, my lil' chico guy, Geraldo Rivera."
"Yes, KingFrank.. it is I, Geraldo Rivera, and we welcome you to the zaniest, most delicious forum on the Wrestlecrap Boards... the Off Topic Forum. Our viewers at home will be pleased to see the new edition, the new shake-up and I, Geraldo Rivera, will be there to call the action."
"So, like... welcome to da Awf Topic thingy, mang. Just watch where youse step and shyte, chico... and eventually, I'mma getchu to drink mah firewater. Might put some machismo on your knuckles."
*coughs up a bottlecap*
"I'm Geraldo Rivera."
Yeah, I cheat. You Wanna Play 21? I Got 22!
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Jackrabbit Slim
Posts: 1397
(8/2/04 10:19 am)
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OOC:Yeah 86 since we all intermingle might as well include everybody.. course hell with me n u and bolly as much as we've altered characters you'd need a flow chart
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ThePhantom86
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(8/2/04 10:44 am)
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ooc: I've updated the current rosters. If anyone is missing, send me a message at my inbox here on ezboards.
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Bobafett
Posts: 640
(8/2/04 12:13 pm)
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Hmm
(Fettster walks to the ring at Ceasers Palace with his wives..and 2 big muscular black guys behind emdraging a huge sack..which seems to be moving)
Hello everyone..have I got a treat for you...
(Lita reaches under the ring and pulls out an indian bed of nails)
well..thumbtacks just wouldn't cut it for this lil botched move.. release the prisoner guys..
(The guys shake the bag and out pops Wrestlemaniac6189 )
So you wanna take down the nBo..well the nBo got a lil message for you..
(picks up Wrestlemaniac6189 and powerbombs him onto the bed of nails..botching it of course..Wrestlemaniac6189 screams in pain as two medics take him away on a stretcher)
Wrestlemaniac6189..You know..when you been nBo'd!!!!!
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DoubleDDudley
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(8/2/04 4:30 pm)
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NitRaw!
*Pyros go and Coward Stinkel welcomes us to the show. Crowd gets immedeatly hostile as Double D powerstruts to the ring.*
DD: Got some business that needs adressing.
Fettster: You come back here and demand a title shot?
Well, if you was nBo Corporate you would have gotten it, but, you see, I don't know where you stand since I returned to restore the nBo to glory.
You need to choose, brother, but I will give you this. I will put you in the tournament for the Heavyweight Title this Sunday, Live on Post Per View. SummerSquash!
Speaking of the tournament it's time to reveal who are the people entered.
The Brackets are as follows:
First round:
DSR vs. PsychoApeGuy.
A-Bomb vs. Mprox.
HitmanMark vs. HeartBreak Hitman (that's right, both HBH and Gasoline are entered in the tournament as well as having to defend their EWT tag championship against The Insiders).
8Syxx vs. Gasoline.
You Gene vs. Fettster.
Bollywood Spike vs. Na$$$ure Boy.
Curtrok vs. Cactus Sack.
Fro Man vs. Sievetronix.
The second round matches will be randomly decided on the night of the PPV.
That brings me to the last point of business, "Mr. Jack Daniels"....
Who the hell do you think you are foolin', you jackass?
*Music plays and Mr. Jack Daniels comes to the ring, staggering drunkenly up the aisle and vomiting on random fans. The nostalgia marks go crazy*
DD: Shut the hell up! All of you! This charade has gone on long enough! This man isn't "mr. Jack Daniels." His name isn't even Daniels!
I put it to you, sir, that you are Dorzia!
JD: That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, brutha!
DD: I'll prove it! I'll tear that mask off you and reveal your ugly face to the world. And I've made sure to make legal paperwork preventing you - Dorzia - to ever work for my company ever again! I'll tear that mask off and then you'll be out on your ass again!
*DD drops mic and goes for Mr. JD's fake moustache, but gets caught with the JD On The Rocks. Fans pop as show goes off the air. Sorry, wrestling fans. No time for actual wrestling on the show this week. It's all about sport entertainment.*
OOC: Sorry about the lackluster posts lately, but I'm being worked like a dog these days. I'm trying to save a bit of money as it looks like I might be going to New York in October. So I'm putting in 15 hour days at work which is draining my energy. I'm off on wednesday. Hopefully I'll pick up some of the slack then (and actually post something funny). Until then, please bear with me.
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dorzia
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(8/2/04 4:53 pm)
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ooc- you better let me know when in october so we can finally have a face to face staredown the likes of which nyc has never seen!
ic- *mr jack daniels adresses the fans in the arena after cameras stop rolling* "brothers, i don't even know who this dorzia dude is brothers, i just know that he was forced out of his contract and toomi offered me, mr jack daniels his spot brothers!!!!" mr jd turns to one side of the crowd and lifts up his mask, and for some reason the crowd is chanting dorzia, dorzia, double d tries to make his way back into the ring and is hit with at least 12 jd on the rocks and has at least 15 bottles of jd poured over him!!!! this newcomer surely gives the fans what they came to see!!!!! and even though our entire show tonight consisted of a tournament announcement and a beat down of the owner, with no actual matches, it has to have been one of the greatest nights in the history of our thread!!!!!!!!
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jzbadblood
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(8/2/04 10:03 pm)
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Re: .....
Out of nowhere some 80's dark rock music blasts through the arena, and Jzbadblood emerges from the depths of his parents basemant. He is carrying some title with him.
Jzbadblood: First and foremost, I am sorry Toomi. I lost my smile for a little bit, but now I think it has returned. And you know what that means? Jzbadblood is offically back on the roster!
The crowd is dead silent.
Jzbadblood: Thanks for the ovation everyone, but lets get down to business. Yes I have came back, but I haven't come back alone. I hold here in my hand the first ever "Uncensored Championship". This is an unofficial title that I would like to introduce into the wrestling circuit of these boards. The rules are simple...there are none. Anybody can win it, but they can win it only one way...through me."
Jzbadbloods music hits and he walks up the entrance ramp holding the Uncensored Title.
Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World Edited by: jzbadblood at: 8/2/04 10:09 pm
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Dancing Stevie Richards
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(8/2/04 10:37 pm)
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Re: .....
*DSR comes out from the back, delivering a vicious Clothesline from TRL to JZBadBlood. DSR picks up the Uncensored Belt and beats JZBB with it! DSR holds up the belt, looks at it, and immediately throws it down. DSR struts down to the ring and takes the mic.
DSR: "Sorry 'bout that, folks! Couldn't resist. But JZ's worthless title is not why I'm out here tonight, in front of you my adoring public!"
<Chorus of boos from the crowd.>
DSR: "Stop it, please, you're all too kind! At any rate, what with all the shenanigans around here, I didn't realize Fettster was missing in action, and I tried starting a feud with someone who wasn't even here! My bad, guy. But hey, I got to sleep with Daffney, so the whole ordeal wasn't all bad!
Now, I know I didn't win that title match on Sunday, but that's okay. You know, Jeff Jarrett ended David Arquette's World Title reign, and no one looks at Double J as any great hero. So winning the EWT Title no longer has any real...meaning...to me anymore. Which brings me to the WCF title tournament!!! That's right, I'm talking about SummerSquash!!!! Rest assured, my adoring public, that I WILL win that tournament...I don't care who I have to go through...It's every man for himself...I look forward to all of you being there, cheering me to victory after victory, on the road to being a 2 TIME WCF CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*Boys Night Out's "A Torrid Love Affair" hits, as DSR waves to the crowd, who boo and throw things at him. DSR leaves the ring, and walks back to the nBo Corporate luxury dressing room, where DDD, ABomb, and Stone Cold "Big" Scott "Magnum" Alcohol John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt are all drinking and carousing with broads. DSR goes to the corner of the room with all the goth chicks and parties like crazy. The rest of the show is spent showing the nBo Corporate getting their egos stroked (as well as other things), while younger, more talented posters get no airtime.
Killswitch Engage owns you.
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jzbadblood
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(8/2/04 11:09 pm)
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Re: .....
Jzbadblood burts through the nBo locker room.
Jzbadblood: You son of a b!tc*!
Jz jumps across the room and tackles DSR through a table and begins pounding him in the face. The other nBo members are to...'busy' to help, and Jz smashes him a few times in the head with the title and quickly gets out of dodge. DSR sits on the floor busted open, getting more pissed by the second.
Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
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Dancing Stevie Richards
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(8/3/04 12:25 am)
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Re: .....
*JZBadBlood gets to his car, he turns the key, but his car won't start! He tries again, still nothing. He looks under the hood, fiddles with something, gets back behind the wheel. He turns the key and...SUCCESS!!! The car starts up. JZ goes into reverse and...BAM!!!
JR: "Bah Gawd, JZ's car has just been plowed by a truck!!!! This is heinous! Who drove the damn truck!!!!"
Schiavonne: "We're outta time, we'll see you next week!"
*The show fades out, leaving JR's question unanswered...for now!!!!
I want Wild Dog: The Movie!
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DoubleDDudley
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Posts: 3094
(8/3/04 3:06 am)
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Re: .....
Well, it's come to my attention that Mr. Na$$$ure "I would like to fondle a little" Boy, has inserted himself into The Insiders match this sunday at SummerSquash, live on Post Per View.
That makes it a 6-man tag match and you probably think you caught us in a handicap situation.
You know it that The New Page Outlawz are probably going to the finals in the tournament and will probably be to exhausted to be any threat if they join us for the match.
But I've gotten another partner. A mystery Third Man. You will get your Six-man match and we will make you all writhe in pain like you was watching a Goldie Hawn marathon!
Regarding the PPV this sunday it's come to my attention that there's a guy calling himself The Crap Pack who wants to take on the nBo. We might be fractured at this moment in time, but an attack on the nBo is an attack on the nBo.
So it's you vs. .....*groan* Mr. Jack Daniels this sunday. Unfortunately his contract states that "Mr. Jack Daniels" is to wrestle on PPV. Kick his ass and rip his mask of Wrestlemaniac and I might give you a match with Fettster.
Now, JZBadBlood, I like your style. So Sievetronix is out of the tournament and you are in. And your first round match will be against DSR.
.... What's that? JZ has been rushed to the hospital? Well, gee, I already made the match. Guess DSR will win by default if you don't show up then.... *cue Manical Evil Boss laugh as DD heads to the locker room to drink with the rest of nBo corporate.*
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curtrok
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(8/3/04 5:24 am)
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meeting
*Knocks on Double D's door*
Can I have a word with you boss, after the show Toomi will either be in the hospital or suspened but I didn't come here to talk about that alone. You see the EWT is like a pond and I'm a big fish...let's get these cameras out of here so I can make a business proposition to you.
*Curtrok pushes the camera man out and shuts the door.*
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HitmanDX
Posts: 368
(8/3/04 5:34 am)
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Re: meeting
HBH: HA! DDD, when Gasoline, Na$$$ure Boy, and myself get finished with you, all you and your little misfit team will be left with is that proverbial wish that you'd never been born!
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jzbadblood
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(8/3/04 6:28 am)
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Re: meeting
The camera opens up in the local hospital. We are sitting bedside with Jzbadblood himself, who can hardly move.
Jzbadblood: I've been through many feds. I've traveled many countries, and I've taken many beatings. None of them have ever stopped me from competing, so why should a pus*** sneak attack? Thats exactly my point. I may not be able to move today, but tommarow I should regain some strength. And you know what? Its a few days until SummerSquash, and that gives me enough time to recouperate and get back on my feet. By the time Sunday rolls around I will be able to walk, and I WILL be there to beat the living hell out of your precious Dancing Steven Richards. The nBo is slowly but surely going to come to an end...and I will be firing the bullet into its heart.
Jz rests his head back and rests for SummerSquash.
Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World Edited by: jzbadblood at: 8/3/04 6:29 am
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HitmanMark
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(8/3/04 6:38 am)
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Just stopping by, kiddies!
<HMark is shown backstage, with a nice pop from the crowd; once again, he accidentally intentionally "bumps into" DSR>
HM: Why, hello there, kid.
DSR: The hell's your problem? <raises fists> You here to start something?
HM: Nah, not at all...see, I just noticed I was entered into the title tournament at SummerSquash: Hardway to Sell. I figured I might as well come by and size up the competition. I've been away from the WCF for awhile now, you know?
DSR: Yeah, twidling your d#$% in that minor league bingo hall. But screw that, I know you better. You've got some trick you're waiting to pull, or some swerve on the nBo; fair warning, just realize that it won't frickin' work. It never does against us.
HM: Yeah, sure, fine. <turns around as if to walk away, turns back around to face DSR> But, it's kind of funny, you know? I mean, I guess there's a chance I might face anyone in the finals, right? Hell, even...you? Well, at least my chances would be good. If I remember right, I've got two wins and one tie in four matches with you, right? Yeah, I thought we had settled who was top dog in the ring.
DSR: You son of a- <goes to throw a punch in HMark's face>
HM: <moves out of the way, grabs DSR by the neck, pinning him against the wall> Now you listen to me. I'm also going into this ready to become a two-time WCF World Champion. And you boys in nBo Corporate had better not try to get in my way, understood? Oh yeah, and Jzbadblood...he's a good man from EWT, someone who hasn't betrayed me or the company yet. He recently took a huge dive off a steel cage, broke numerous bones, and wasn't able to walk for awhile, and yet he's back in business already.
<let's DSR go>
Just letting you know what you're going up against this Sunday. <smiles> Good luck!
<walks away...doesn't notice A-Bomb watching from around the corner, a scowl on his face>
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ThePhantom86
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(8/3/04 8:51 am)
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Re: Just stopping by, kiddies!
(Camera opens to 8Syxx in his locker room. He has a neck brace on from the injury he got in the EWT.)
8Syxx: Geez my neck is killing me! When I was nBo I didn't have to take or sell this crap. At SummerSquash, it looks like I have my hands full. Not only do I have to take on Fro Man in an Ultimate Bong match but I'm also in the WCF World Title Tournament. Gasoline, you are my first round match. I know we used to be nBo together, I know we used to booze it, I know we even did a little hash together, but don't think that will stop me from tearing ass. I'll take out that ripoff Fro Man and then I'll win the WCF World Title.
(8Syxx sticks his tongue out and shakes his head a little then grabs his neck.)
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dorzia
Posts: 838
(8/3/04 2:34 pm)
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"mr jack daniels here, just wishin good luck to all the brothers in the tournament!!! i'll be the first to congradulate the winner right in the middle of the ring with a fresh bottle of jd!!!!! "
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Bobafett
Posts: 645
(8/3/04 2:38 pm)
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Hmm
The match before the Title tournament is: a 3 on 2 handicap match
The 3 Budwieser Frogs Vs the 2 Budwieser Lizards (remember those ads?)
Yeah..yeah.at the WCF we don't have commericals during the shw..we madke the commercials Wrestle
(BTW..it'll bring a whole new meaning to the move 5 star frog splash)
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kingfrank86
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(8/3/04 3:16 pm)
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Re: WCF/nBo
JR: BAH GAWD! what is that monstrosity?
OH CANADA! plays over the loud speaker
Yodey Yo YO I am the Anti-Fro...here to fill the WCF with canadian people
None of you froless fools can stop my wrath
i have defeated your fro friendly friend
also
*image of froman being jumped by canadians projects onto his fro*
MUHAHAHAHA!!!
OH CANADA! plays over the loud speaker as the Anti-Fro walks out of the building
Edit: Put up your pic. Hope it's okay.
Edited by: DoubleDDudley at: 8/3/04 3:19 pm
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kingfrank86
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(8/3/04 3:19 pm)
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Re: WCF/nBo
ANTI-FRO!!!
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kingfrank86
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(8/3/04 3:44 pm)
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Re: WCF/nBo
JOHN!!!
TODD!!!
THE ANTI-FRO's CANADIANS
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Dancing Stevie Richards
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(8/3/04 10:32 pm)
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Re: WCF/nBo
*HMark comes out to the ring, with a mic in his hand. The crowd gives him a well deserved round of cheers. Before HMark can even address the audience, DSR comes rushing out.
DSR: "Hold it, hold it, HOLD IT!!! HMark, let's get some facts straight. You say you've beaten me twice and drawed once out of four matches. Well, one of those matches, I recall wanting to be a team player over in the EWT, and showed that I was willing to do the job. That other win you got wasn't really a win at all, considering we basically just fell down at the same time and you just happened to land on me! Isn't it convenient that when Toom E is running the show, you get made to be the franchise player. That Toom, when he gets an idea, he runs with it until nobody's interested. And let's face it, giving you the strap was Toom's idea. But you and I both know that ratings didn't improve until I showed up in that good-fer-nothin' bingo hall!
But my point is this, HMark! Now, you're coming into the WCF, and I've got home field advantage! Play nice, KID!"
*DSR extends a hand to HMark. HMark obviously is not going to shake hands with DSR. ABomb comes up from behind and bashes HMark with the WCF Championship belt. HMark gets busted wide open, as the NPO beats the tar out of HMark. Then, DSR picks up the limp HMark and, in a sign of mock sincerity, shakes his hand and raises his arm. ABomb takes the mic.
ABomb: "Good luck, douchebag!"
*DSR and ABomb beat on HMark a bit longer before taking off to the back.
I want Wild Dog: The Movie!
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DoubleDDudley
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(8/4/04 2:21 am)
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Re: WCF/nBo
That's my boys
(and this is a bump!)
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The Golden Spike
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(8/4/04 3:29 am)
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I'm...
... just glad someone else took that bump - was heinous!
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JudoChopToTheHead
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(8/4/04 4:29 am)
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Re: I'm...
Only bumps we take around here are when we knock our noggins against the bar following mad shots of whiskey.
....Or, in Scott AlcoHall speak:
"Like... we, like.. bump our heads and stuff, mang. So... hey yo?"
Yeah, I cheat. You Wanna Play 21? I Got 22!
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Handstand Brando
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(8/4/04 5:38 am)
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uh oh
Fro Man runs down to the ring Ultimate Warrior style, with Big Show slowly following. He shakes the ropes, and hops in. mixed cheers and boos are heard throughout the arena as a megamix filled with songs from Bryan Adams, Shania Twain, and Celine Dion plays over the PA
Fro Man: Turn that crap off!!! Thanks...... YODEY YODEY YO.... HERE COMES THE FRO!!!!!
Making enemies quick. Thats about the jist of it big daddy. Making enemies quick. Its time for our daily recap. As I stated before, First I showed up on the scene and I sure turned some heads baby. Yes indeed. In fact later on in the day I had a challenge from 8syxx for a bong on a pole match. So I showed up only to be defeated by a man with an awesome Fro-Style mustache who wasnt even in the match! No matter though. So Then some idot decided it would be a good idea to take a chunk of my fro out. Its growing back nicely though. Later on in the evening, Double D graciously asks me to be a part of the most elite around here, the nBo, all while 8Syxx challenges me again, for the next PPV... SummerSquash, IN THE SEVENTEEN AND ONE FOURTH FOOT TALL STEEEEEEL CAAAAAAGE. Ive had quite the interesting first week.
However it all culminated last night during a vicious attack on none other than yours truly baby. There was a tragedy in this federation, far surpassing any tragedy ever in the history of wrestling.... I saw a Canadian
Thats right... a CANADIAN! an ANTI FRO Canadian at that.
Oh boy, oh dear, oh crap... Im so flustered that I have nothing stupid, funny, or even remotely interesting to say. So instead Im just gonna...
Fro Man turns into Satan and devours the souls of the whole crowd. Right then and there, a video piece is shown of terrorists flying airplanes into ANTI-FRO's house.
TAKE THAT!!!!! Im going to the locker room now.
Fro Man sits down in the locker room. He looks around at all the midgets and Mexicans in the room
Essa Frios: Odeley all day everyday. Ya know something. The Frios has been out of action for a long time. But not as long as Anti Fro's unit. But.. I still got the same pissy attitude and a bitchy complex of life. So piss me off and I'll @#%$ about it for awhile. I see that everyone is happy Fro Man is back. Well I'm back too, damn it!!!! I am the @#%$. I kicked ass before people knew what ass kicking was called. I made that @#%$ word up. Ya dont believe me do ya? Well @#%$ you. I did. You just wasnt around.
Guy That Comes Into Fro's Roleplays To Make Him Feel Stupid: You didnt invent that word you stupid ass. Youre not even smart enough to think of a decent gimmick. So shut the @#%$ up!
Fro Man delivers the WORLDS GREATEST EVENFRO DDT to the strange man
Got ya buddy! now get out of my dressing room, unless you wanna see me naked
the man doesnt leave
Okay, fine. Ill call my brand new security guards to come and get you..... GUARDS!! SEIZE HIM!!! (ive always wanted to say that)
Some men come in and take the man away. Here are their pictures
Yeah thats right! how do you like them apples? IM OFF LIKE A......
wait wait wait... I almost forgot to mention something. ANTI FRO IMPOSTER. First there wasnt room in this federation for one waltman rip off, then two, but three is definitely out of the question. Im issuing my challenge to you right now homey. IM OFF LIKE A PROM DRESS!!!
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ThePhantom86
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(8/4/04 5:54 am)
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Re: uh oh
8Syxx: Wait a damn minute here. Who the hell keeps letting these Waltman rip offs in? And what the hell is up with all the Fro's? Last time I looked we aren't living in the 70's and you two ain't black. These indy bookings are looking better and better. In fact, I have my first match soon in the CZW with a man that DoubleD knows. Curtrok, sorry I couldn't help you out last night, but with my neck injury plus I got a package that said it was from the EWT Front Office and a brick of weed was inside, so my night was finished. What happened to the vision of the nBo D?
(After that, 8Syxx's eyes glaze over and the room fills with smoke)
ooc: Next post, 8Syxx vs. Wifebeater in the CZW.
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jzbadblood
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(8/4/04 9:41 am)
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Re: uh oh
Some 80's dark rock music hits over the PA system, and a garbage can full of trash is whipped through the curtain. Out from behind Jaguar walks out and trys to get over with the fans, clapping hands and exchanging taunts. When getting into the ring the announcer hands him the microphone.
"I'm here! I left that hospital bed and am able to wrestle at any opportunity that it's necassary. I bet you didn't expect that DSR! I know you didn't want it, but I coulden't let you talk any more crap. Not that you were talking about me, but you were spewing filth none the less. Why does this bother me? Exactly what I said, it wasn't about me. You don't want to fight me, and you don't expect to. Your fellow nBo buddy put me in a match with you because I was injured...and now the result of bad booking has placed you in a compromising position. See, now you have no choice but to wrestle me one on one. You screwed your self...not by having DoubleD book the match, but by attacking me from behind to begin with. So before you start talking about beating HitmanMark, you should start trying to think of a way to get past me."
Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World Edited by: jzbadblood at: 8/4/04 9:42 am
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ThePhantom86
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8Syxx: Fightin' Around The World, 8Syxx vs. Wifebeater
(Camera opens up to the CZW Arena in Philadelphia, PA. 8Syxx walks to the ring in his wrestling attire wearing his 8Syxx ball t-shirt (no nBo logos) and black bandanna while giving crotch chops to the fans. He also isn't wearing his neck brace.)
8Syxx: I'm sure you are all wondering why the 8Syxx-Pac is here in the CZW Arena.
(Crowd is silent as they don't know who he is.)
8Syxx: My name is 8Syxx and this is the first stop on my world tour. I'm calling it 8Syxx: Fightin' Around The World. I'll be making stops around many different wrestling promotions. If you've seen my work in the WCF and EWT, then you know what I can do. If you haven't, then prepare to be disappointed. But I've come to the CZW for one reason and one reason only, to fight the man known as Wifebeater.
(The crowd pops for Wifebeater's name)
8Syxx: I've heard some things about you from my former friend DoubleD. He basically says your the greatest thing since booze was invented. I've come to find out first hand so Wifebeater, get your no talent ass out here.
(Wifebeater comes out carrying a trash can full of weapons. He gets in the ring and the match starts.)
They start off trading left and rights until finally Wifebeater gets the upper hand and whips 8Syxx into the ropes. Wifebeater nails 8Syxx with a stiff clothesline. Wifebeater goes outside the ring and grabs two trash can lids and gets back in. Wifebeater nails 8Syxx with both lids at the same time which staggers 8Syxx. Wifebeater then throws one of the lids at 8Syxx which hits him in the crotch and then throws the other one which hits 8Syxx in the nose. 8Syxx goes down and blood is squirting out.
(The crowd chants, "Kick his ass, Kick his ass.")
Wifebeater picks 8Syxx up and whips him into the ropes but misses with a clothesline and 8Syxx hits Wifebeater with a spinning back kick. Wifebeater doesn't sell it so 8Syxx gives him a series of kicks to the midsection which have no effect. Wifebeater tells 8Syxx to hit him some more so 8Syxx acts like he is going to punch him but instead pokes him in the eye. Wifebeater acts like he is blind so 8Syxx goes to the top rope. When Wifebeater turns around, 8Syxx trys to do a dropkick but misses and falls flat on his back. Wifebeater goes outside the ring and picks up a bamboo stick and a table and puts them in the ring.
Wifebeater picks up the bamboo stick and nails 8Syxx in the crotch with it. The crowd is eating this up. Wifebeater sets 8Syxx on the top turnbuckle so his back is facing the ring. He then sets up the table. Wifebeater gets on the apron and then climbs to the top turnbuckle where 8Syxx is. Wifebeater is going for a Top Rope Chokenstein. He locks his hands around 8Syxx's throat and jumps off but 8Syxx is able to reverse is into an 8Syxx-Factor. Wifebeater is now wearing a crimson mask from going into the table face first. 8Syxx goes for the pin and gets the 1......2..............3!
Announcer: 8Syxx won. I can't believe it. BAH GAWD!! Wait, I'm not JR. What's he doing now?
(8Syxx pulls out a can of black spray paint and paints the nBo logo on Wifebeater's back.)
Announcer: What the hell was that for? I thought he wasn't nBo.
(And with that the camera fades.)
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curtrok
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(8/4/04 1:05 pm)
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Frenzy
*Curtrok is seen in the WCF ring with a look in his eyes that can only indicate a gimmick change.*
Mene Gene can you come out here and interview me? You were supposed to be out here before this segment started.
*Mene Gene wanders out to the ring*
MG: hello everyone I'm here with Curtrok
CR: They know you're out here with me you senile jackass I've been here for five minutes. No can we please conduct the interview.
MG: Right I'm here with Curtrok....
*Glare*....................................................
CR: Ahem
MG:cough drop?
CR: I'm a wcf/ewt superstar I don't want a cough drop I want you to interview me! What the hell is so hard about that.
MG: Right. Interview. What do you want to ask me?
CR: ARghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
*Curtrok gets out of the ring and stats looking underneath it he finds something that piques his interest. A sledgehammer. He get's back in the ring .
CR: I think I'll have a cough drop mean gene.
*takes cough drop, kicks mean gene in the stomach Curtain Drop! (Pedegriee rip off). Curtrok puts the cough drop on Mene Gene's foreheand and begins to pound away hammering right through his decrpit skull. He then picks up the microphone and screams something about being the game and walks off. It looks like another superstar might have come down with MGD.
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ThePhantom86
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Re: Frenzy
ooc: So I'm the Randy Orton of the group? Well then where is my IC title reign and subsequent main event push?
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kingfrank86
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Re: Frenzy
OH CANADA! starts to play
YODEY! YO! YO! I am the Anti-Fro.
So eh...you want your own regime of mounties to destory my mounties? eh?
JOHN! TODD! get out here!
HAHA!!! well at SummerSquash it will be your 4 Fro-Clones
vs. John Todd...
AND PATRICK AND GARRETT!!! haha
OH CANADA! plays over the loud speaker
wait wait wait!
as for you running airplanes into my house
well my friend A BOMB had something to say about that
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curtrok
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(8/4/04 3:18 pm)
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Re: Frenzy
Curtrok runs out...sledge hammer to the fro, he knocked the anti fro clean off his anti head!!!! He's going to need a wig for the PPV!!!
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dorzia
Posts: 839
(8/4/04 3:36 pm)
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.....
the crowd goes wild as mr jack daniels swaggers to the ring...
"what's the deal brothers? i show up to work at the ewt thread, and that sob, that has been, that power hungry broken down old mod double d has decided to shut down the bingo hall? *adjusts mustache* well I'll tell you what, if this is how he wants it, that's fine. cuz i'm not leaving this ring til he comes here and gives an explanation! and i invite any other superstars to come here in the ring and join me in this sit in... anyone, bring your booze, drugs or whores, and we won't leave the ring til he comes here and shows his bloated face!!!! "
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DoubleDDudley
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(8/4/04 3:38 pm)
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Re: Frenzy
Shocking, earthshattering development in the EWT thread!
HitmanMark screwed again!
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Jackrabbit Slim
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(8/4/04 4:07 pm)
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WOOOOOOOOOO! The Na$$$ure Boy comes stylin down the entrance ramp.. the crowd of course starts cheering their legendary hero.. He steps in the ring, looks at Mr. JD and grabs the mic.
WOOOO! *crowd erupts* It's good to be back here in LOCAL SPORTS ARENA! *crowd cheers* You guys have treated me like the king I am for decades.. Sorry I kinda noshowed the other day.. hadda give an extensive interview session to divaskank #1 Punaki.. tell her all about Splash Mtn. WOO! and actually you won't hear from her again.. something in her contract about a oneshot divaskank appearance for comedy purposes only whatever that's about. But the reason I'm here.. Mr. JD, I like you.. I can't put my finger on it, but something makes me feel like I've known you for over 2000 posts. And since there's certainly no love lost between DDD and I.. I'm joining you in this lil sit-in.. This ring has just become the best place to be, whether you like it, or don't like it.. I think I speak for the rest of Slimilution when I say that Mr. JD has our support if for no other reason than piss off that $@(*%# DDD WOOOOOOOO!
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HitmanMark
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(8/4/04 4:21 pm)
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<HMark's blatant copy of Chris Benoit's theme (a.k.a. his WCF theme) plays on the PA; he rushes the ring, joining long-time enemy Na$$$, and newcomer Mr. Jack Daniels>
G@#$AMN YOU, DOUBLE D!!!
You have crossed me FAR too many times now. I swear on all that I hold dear, you BETTER not have gotten rid of the EWT Heavyweight Title, AND my title shot!
Hell, for the sake of the hardworking boys in the back, you better pray that we still have the TV Thread Title, too! You come in, and put down the fine people in EWT, the greatest posters and the greatest fans on Earth, and think you can shut us down?! You wanna blame Monday's debacle from Curtok on Toom E.?
But no matter what the hell you tell us, Double D, I hope you realize that the EWT will ALWAYS live on...so give us your petty excuses...and I'LL drop a little bombshell of my own.
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kingfrank86
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(8/4/04 4:32 pm)
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Re: ---
what do the matches for summersquash look like so far?
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psychoapeguy 
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(8/4/04 5:01 pm)
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Re: ---
*camera fades into psychoapeguy sitting in his padded room, wearing a brown backpack and a loose pair of goggles.*
i feel weird being here...in this wcf/nbo thread....hehehe.....but my desire to fly again.....to make jz fly......it made me come here.......uncle toom e. told me that i should ask double d for that scaffold match for the ppv on sunday....so....hehehe double d......please let me face jz in a scaffold match....hehe i'm begging you.....you have no idea how wonderful the wind feels on your face...hehehe moments before cracking your skull on solid concrete......neither does jz.....hehe, which is why i want to be an upstanding citizen and let him feel it...i'm such a nice guy.....hehe i'm so nice......i'm nice to everyone.....nice to all............but why isn't anyone nice to me?!?!.....
*ape starts to punch himself in the face and headbutt the tile floor. he then begins to laugh like a maniac....as tears and blood roll down his face, pouring inside the goggles, making you barely able to see the ape's eyes through the red screen of blood.*
double d....be nice to me....be nice......i want to show jz.....that man can fly.....it's his turn to take the dive......hehe it's his turn..........his turn! his turn! his turn! his turn!!!!........i'm not selfish.....i want to share what jz made me experience.....he deserves to feel that glorious pain, too.....he's lucky i'm nice enough to show him.....hehe i care....i care about people.....so double d.....please...make the match....hehe please.....i'll be your best friend.....hehehe.....hehehehahahaha
.......hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
*psychoapeguy does a belly flop to the tile floor, and still laughing, pulls a cord from of his backpack. a parachute falls out and falls to the floor next to the ape. the ape laughs even harder and begins to headbutt the ground once again...after a few headbutts, he then grows quiet and crawls over to the corner of the room, where the cheese is sitting, and sits upright next to the cheese....he grabs the cheese and hugs it close to his chest....and begins to softly cry as he rocks back and forth....the camera fades to black.*
THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND...
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mprox666
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(8/4/04 5:20 pm)
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mprox blurred version..... w.t.f. is he doing in the 1st row
mprox: blurred version's music hits as he makes his way to his seat, carrying a bag, ..... mprox sit's down ignoring some of the fans who remember his past indescresions here in the wcf, ( worlds largest blue-bath.) while watching random matches that no one cares about mprox start's holding up sign's .......
"Double who?"
"i want my E.W.FN T."
"nbo..... fears B.N.O"
"zzz zzzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzz"
"this isnt extreme"
"i see idiots" ( yes the infamous hitmanmark sign from age's ago, which was aimed at me by me so no moaning)
"what time's E.W.T on?"
"i'd rather be at nitro"
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sievetronix
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(8/4/04 5:48 pm)
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its time
suddely the lights go out...
and the crappatron runs a video package
a clown nose...
a tattoo
the crowd erupts
a train
a bannana creme pie
and other assorted imagry
and extreme close up of a clown nose and a goatee
"imm bawwwrrrrrrrk"
coming summer squash
doinkberg
crowd chants
"dooiiink-berg, dooiiink-berg dooiiink-berg"
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toomiguci
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(8/4/04 6:20 pm)
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Re: its time
*Toom E's trying to get into the arena as security tries to stop him.*
What the hell do you mean I can't come in?
Security: Direct orders from Double D.
T: 1/2 my freaking roster is in there.
Sec: Your roster? Last I checked buddy, you were unemployed.
T: I have a backstage pass.
Sec: HAD a backstage pass. That pass is null & void. Only way you're getting in is a ticket & the WCF passed out all their free tickets. It's a full house now.
T: Screw you. I'll get in some how.
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I Know All About Your Mother
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(8/4/04 7:22 pm)
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Re: its time
*A famaliar masked figure lurks to the backstage area of the arena & is greeted by security.*
Security: Ahem, can I help you, sir?
MM: I know what you did last summer.
Security: So do I. Lovely vacation at Disney land with my family. But can I help you?
MM: I know what you did last Halloween.
Sec: That's great. So do I.
MM: I know what you did in that porn film.
Sec: HEY, they told me I wouldn't have to touch that guy. It's not my fault they lied.
MM: Excuse me, I have a gimmic to run with.
Sec: And who are you supposed to be now? The Black & Blue Scorpion?
MM: Yes, yes I am. And I have to go do my magic tricks in the center of the ring.
Sec: How about doing a vanishing trick?
B&BS: Now you see me, now you don't. *poof of smoke appears*
*Security blows the smoke away.*
Sec: Funny Mr. Dangerously. That gimmic failed last time you did it & it's going to fail tonight. Now please leave before I have to use extreme force.
T: YOU DON'T KNOW EXTREME!!! I KNOW EXTREME!!! I AM EXTREME!!!
*The police come & escort Toom E away*
T: I AM EXTREME!!! YOU HEAR ME??? I AM EXTREME!!!
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toomiguci
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(8/4/04 8:42 pm)
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Re: WCF/nBo
*A strange car pulls up & outs walks a strange looking man, carrying a box, wearing a hat, with a goatee & sunglasses.*
Security: Can I help you sir?
SLM: Yeah dude. i got, like, this pizza I need to deliever.
Sec: And this pizza is for?
SLM: I don't know dude, what's your name?
Sec: Jason.
SLM: Duuuuuuuuuude, no way. That's what it says on the slip. Jason Sensation.
Sec: Can I see that slip?
SLM: For sure man, what slip?
Sec: The slip with my name on it.
SLM: Oh, like wow man, I forgot that slip back at the pizza place.
Sec: And what pizza place is that?
SLM: Pizza Planet dude. Their out of this world, for sure.
Sec: Then why does you car have a picture of Pizza Hut/Wings Street?
SLM: Um....um...like, they pay me to advertise?
Sec: Nice try buddy. Get your ass out of here.
SLM: Bummer dude. It worked in the Great Muppet Caper.
Sec: Yes, it did. Classic film, but this is reality. And I'm not a Muppet.
SLM: Couldn't fool me.
*Tune in tomorrow for the Adventures of Toom E dangerously. Will he ever make it into the arena to confront Double D?*
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HitmanMark
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(8/4/04 10:48 pm)
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Re: WCF/nBo
<As three of the biggest names in the business (Na$$$, HMark, and, of course, Mr. Jack Daniels) wait in the ring, the camera focuses on something on HMark's sleeve. The writing says "H.A.">
J.R.: Bah Gawd, Keeng, what could that stand for?
Keeng: Uh, "Puppies Good"?
J.R.: Government steak! Trick mule! Modified hoss Jezebel slam!
Gorrilla Monsoon: Will you stop?
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dorzia
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(8/5/04 1:26 am)
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......
look at all of these superstars in the ring, in what has got to be the biggest moment either of our organizations have seen since the last big one! will toom get in? will dd have the guts to show? is there still a tournament on? what is going on with hman mark? will "to squash the man 2 have a chapter about the ewt lockout? why does mr jack daniel's mustache look so fake (think cinnamon toast crunch chef) where are the rest of nbo corporate? too..... many........ questions.........
f-it we're outta time!!!!!
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DoubleDDudley
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(8/5/04 2:11 am)
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Re: ......
*As the whiny bitches sit in the ring, Double D comes out on the ramp with The New Page Outlawz.*
DD: Wah, wah, wah. What's everyone crying about? I saw a limb that had grown weak and infected, so I cut it off for the good of the entire body. To preserve this place. YOUR place of work.
And now you wanna cry about it? Where were you the last couple of days when the ratings went down and no-one posted in that thread? Where were you when the thread almost got bumped off the page? Where were you when a @#%$ *beep* was running amok with the Championship belt?
You were nowhere near the EWT. You were busy with your own @#%$, not giving a crap about the EWT. So I made a BUSINESS DECISION and cut the surplus baggage and now all of a sudden you wanna whine about "the greatness of EWT"?
Well, whine all you want. The dream is over. The thread stays locked! And there's nothing you can do about it.
I didn't come out here to explain myself to you scum. I came here to shill the card for SummerSquash: Hardway To Sell, this Sunday, Live on Post Per View.
In the WCF Championship Tournament the brackets are as follows:
DSR vs. Sievetronix
A-Bomb vs. Mprox.
HitmanMark vs. HeartBreak Hitman
8Syxx vs. Gasoline.
You Gene vs. Fettster.
Bollywood Spike vs. Na$$$ure Boy.
Curtrok vs. Cactus Sack.
Fro Man vs. "Mr. Jack Daniels".
Yes, the participants have changed, and I have been forced, by the contract that Toom made with "Mr. JD" to include him in the tournament, just like You Gene is included because of him being EWT champ. But I'm working on eliminating that belt!
In non-tournament matches:
I'm granting PsychoapeGuy his wish now that JZBadblood is back and giving them a match.
But not just any match. Not even a scaffold match. But a Circus Net Death Match. That's right. A circus net made of BARBED WIRE will be suspended above the ring and the ring will be surrounded by scaffolding. At the top of the scaffolding will be PsychoApeGuy's cheese. The winner is the first one to get the cheese and hit his opponent with it so that the opponent can be pinned (and of course falls off the scaffolding onto the barbed wire first).
Fro Man's mountie guards will take on Anti Fro's Afro guards in a 8 man tag match.
Fro Man will face 8Syxx and Anti Fro in a three way dance Ultimate Bong On A Pole 19 foot steel cage match to determine the number one Sean Waltman rip off.
And in the Main Event, EWT Tag Team Champions HeartBreak Hitman Bret Michaels and Gasoline will team with Na$$$ure Boy $lim Flair against The Insiders, Scott AlcoHall and Double D with their Mystery Third Man partner.
Prepare for the biggest night in the history of our board! This Sunday, Live on Post Per View, SUMMERSQUASH: Hardway To Sell.
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The Golden Spike
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(8/5/04 2:25 am)
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*This is a worked @#%$
<Fuzzy videocam footage appears on the ?tron (I can never remember whether it's a craptron, $limtron or whatever), and a caption appears on bottom of the footage *worked shoot - views not endorsed by WCF management. On the screen is The Spike, in work clothes, unshaven and with a large travel bag on his knee. He is sat on a fast-moving train>
This is me, The Spike, stepping outside of character. You've know me under a lot of gimmicks. I've been Bollywood, I've been Jonathan Bollywood Laydownformeoryourcareeriscandido, I've been The Spike, and most recently I've been $limulation's silent enforcer.
And do you know what I am now, thanks to that SOB DoubleD? I'm leaving! He closed down the one place where I was happy to work - yeah, that's right DD, WORK - a word your Swedish a$$ knows nothing about. It'll be a long time before you see this Spike on your tv sets in a wrestling ring, cos I sure ain't working for under that scumbag's regime.
<Spike's camera pans out, to reveal that he's stepped off the train, and is stood on a windswept platform>
Now, you might see The Spike at any time - I haven't given up by any means.
The one thing that's for sure about The Spike... is nothing's for sure.
<Spike shows the camera the contents of his bag - it's the lightweight title>
So me and the .5 lbs of gold are heading out for a while - but we'll be back
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DoubleDDudley
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(8/5/04 2:50 am)
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Re: *This is a worked @#%$
Hey, you have a match this Sunday at SummerSquash. If you noshow that match, YOU'REEEEEEEE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEDDDD!!!
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The Golden Spike
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(8/5/04 2:59 am)
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Notes from elsewhere
<The Spike is stood in a tv shop, lightweight title over his shoulders - he is getting lots of confused looks from other customers. On the bar's tv is the footage of DoubleD making his firing threat>
So that's how it's gonna be, eh comrade? What next, firing the rest of the old nBo to show what a bada$$ you are? Well, put this in your pipe and SUCK IT! I QQQUIIITTTT!
<the customers look confused and scared. One of the kids turns to his father>
Daddy, what is that crazy man doing?
Dad - don't worry son, he's just... well, I guess he's cutting a promo. Shame no one can hear him, sounds like he's talking a lot of sense.
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DoubleDDudley
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(8/5/04 3:42 am)
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Re: Notes from elsewhere
Tune in for more adventures of The Spike in Deliverance country.
Squeal like a pig, boy. Weeeeeeeee.
Or should that be.... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
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ThePhantom86
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(8/5/04 6:25 am)
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Re: Notes from elsewhere
(Camera opens to 8Syxx standing in the ring during a WCF house show. He is of course wearing his neck brace.)
8Syxx: Everybody make a little noise!!!!
(Everyone starts yelling and then an "8Syxx sucks!" chant breaks out)
8Syxx: It's all cool bruthas. You know my neck is starting to get better but I was told by my doctors to keep it on until SummerSquash. Things sure are happening quickly around these parts. I don't know what DoubleD's plans are but I don't really care either. I have a nice series if indy dates planned so no matter what happens here in the WCF, I'll be working for sure. Now at SummerSquash, I have to face both Fro Man and Anti-Fro. I'm glad this match is taking place and I'm gonna make a guarantee right here and now. If I don't win that match, then you will never see me wrestle in the WCF again. I won't be coming back under a mask or under a new gimmick. With that in mind, it's survey time. How many like this nBo Corporate?
(Crowd boos very loudly.)
8Syxx: How many would like to see the band, the nBo, get back together?
(Crowd goes nuts.)
8Syxx: There you have guys. And for all you fans, you guys rock the @#%$ and split the clit!!!!!!!!!
(That gets some very loud cheers.)
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toomiguci
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Posts: 1068
(8/5/04 6:37 am)
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The Continuing Saga of Toom E Dangerously
*A giant chicken walks up to security*
Security: Can I help you Chicken?
Chicken: I have a singing telegram for a Double D Dudley.
Security: Really now? Would you like to sing it to me so that I can make sure it meets his standards?
C: I'm sorry, but I have strict orders from my boss to only sing it to him with this pipe as my dancing baton.
Sec: Really now? Very clever. The old pipe as a baton trick, huh?
C: What are you talking about sir? I'm just trying to do my job.
Sec: Toom, when are you going to learn? You're not coming in here.
C: Tom? My name's Chris. Chris Kanyon. And If you're not going to let me in, then this singing telegram is non-refundable & our client is going to be out alot of money.
Sec: Just scram, will ya.
*The giant chicken clucks away as Toom runs up.*
T: You idiot. You just cost me a hundred bucks.
Sec: And you're still not getting in.
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Jackrabbit Slim
Posts: 1411
(8/5/04 7:42 am)
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WOO! My opponent in the tourney is gonna no show.. automatic second round bye! on my way to becoming 103 time World champ! And the people get to see me twice in one even as I'll make DDD tap out in the six man tag. And I just wanna take this opportunity to annouce the dissolution of Slimilution.. with 8syxx returning to his roots, Bolly headed for parts unknown and curtok suspended and/or MIA it's really just me so The Na$$$ is a free agent, not apparently belonging to any faction at this moment, Although one might say we've got to strive for the NEW, as we bring all the threads of this BOARD out of chaos into ORDER. But no matter what happens at Summersquash, I'll perform 4 the fans, as I have all my LIFE.
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curtrok
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(8/5/04 7:47 am)
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Re: WCF/nBo
*Curtrok is backstage when a young fan walks up to him with a can*
kid: Mr. Curtrok I used to look up to you but then you joined a stable with a cruiserweight *kids spits after saying it* a dirty old man and some guy who doesn't talk or sell very much.
CR: What's you point?
kid: Then you strared doing a lame HHH gimmick. I think you need this.
*Kid hands him the can...Curtrok reads the lid, ACME
Facepaint kit.*
I got you this too Mr. Rok. *Hands him a baseball bat.
CR: I get the message kid you want me to be the same badass loner that used to rome the rafters waiting for the right moment to either inteferee in a match, cut a promo or wrestle some announcer.
kid: Yes, we want cobra curt back.
CR: I think you might be on to something kid. Thanks.
kid: Welcome back Curtrok. *The kid walks away happy that his hero returned.
CR: *Sharp Whistle* Hey kid you want an autograph?
Kid: Sure!!!!!!
*The kid running back only to recieve a kick to the midsection and a powerbomb on the cement. Curtrok continues by beating the 12 year old bloddy with the bat and then slapping on the curtrokian deathlock.*
J.R: Mah gawd Mah gawd, Curtrok has snapped he's a mad man. What did that kid do to that no good sonofabitch he should be a shamed. Can we get some medical assiatance out there quick.
*Curtrok begins to walk to the ringside area.
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The Golden Spike
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Posts: 687
(8/5/04 7:55 am)
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Message from Beyond
Well $lim, I might be out of commission at the moment, but I have to agree with you - things have gotten a little difficult over here, but I think there is a need to get a New Broom Out and clean up
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HitmanMark
Posts: 586
(8/5/04 8:41 am)
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So that's how it's gonna be?
So that's it, huh, Double D?
You're even trying to kill the EWT Title? The title so many of us have sweat, cried, and bled for, bled on? Hell, even your boy DSR did at one point!
Well, we're not gonna let that happen.
And who's "we"?
Well, see the initials on my sleeve? "H.A."
<Rips off shirt to reveal>
That's right, we, the former members of the EWT, are now THE HAZARDOUS ALLIANCE! sievetronix, mprox, HMark, and, as soon as they're done with their feud, jzbadblood and psychoapeguy!
DoubleD, you wanna drag us into your two-bit "sports entertainment" land? You wanna piss all over the EWT lineage and sacrifice? Well, we're here, and we're about to show you just what the hell EXTREME is all f'n about!
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Bobafett
Posts: 651
(8/5/04 9:29 am)
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Oh Yeah???
(Fettster sneaks up behind Hmark and whacks him with a Steel Chair)
You don't know what extreme is..you're not Scottish..we KNOW extreme!
(Whacks HMark with the Chair again)
you dare challenge the nBo?..don't make me laugh
(Whacks HMark with the Chair again)
but I'm a kind man at heart..so here..1 ticket to see Hulk Hogan and The Wrestling Boot Band in concert..
(put the ticket in HMarks hand..stuffs the dazed and confused HMark into a taxi and tels the driver where to go)
JR: Tha Fettster is a son of a @#%$..a no good son of a @#%$..i'm sorry folks thats just the way I feel
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ThePhantom86
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(8/5/04 10:27 am)
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Re: Oh Yeah???
8Syxx: Why the hell don't I get told these things? No one told me that Slimilution was done with. I apparently missed this memo along with the memo for DX and the memo for DoubleD leaving the nBo and coming back as El Gran Luchadore. You know I have a mailbox at WCF Towers and you can leave the memos there. Where is my doctor prescribed weed at? I need a hit.
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curtrok
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Posts: 298
(8/5/04 11:04 am)
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Re: Oh Yeah???
I figured $limilution was done when all of the other members stood me up the night we were to take over. No one had to tell me. I got no beef with you 8syxx but I do have a major problem with that boy fondling, no selling, no talent never was washed up old gimmick stealing loser.
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Jackrabbit Slim
Posts: 1416
(8/5/04 1:06 pm)
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Curtok, Curtok, Curtok WOOO! betrayal? is that what you're getting at? me who took you under my wing and made you commisioner when I was briefly GM? Me who christened you the blue chipper of the future and allowed you to join the Slimilution? Take a lookit that lineup You got me, Bolly, and 8syxx, with more than a couple of things in common and then there's you who had Never ever Been close to being Over before running with us? That's ok have your lil run and attack me if you dare.. I've got two matches at summersquash already.. but I can fight you too.. if you think you're even WOO! worthy of being in the same ring.. just remember, once the NEW wears off and you crash back to the canvas with the rest of the jobbers on the BOARD and you're dreams are smashed to earth you'll realize what is, and really always has been the ORDER of things around here. WOO! When all the real loyalties are revealed to be pretty much what they always have been, you're gonna learn a hard lesson about squashing, botching, and all the rest that was thought long dead.. when you learn this lesson you'll remember it 4 the rest of your jobber LIFE! WO- No, no woo for this occasion, just keep in mind, things change, but the Game-uh remains the same!
Edited by: Jackrabbit Slim at: 8/5/04 1:10 pm
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dorzia
Posts: 841
(8/5/04 1:52 pm)
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mr jack daniels here, and brothers let me ask you all one thing, this sunday in the tournament..........
whatcha gonna do when drunkamania runs wild on you???!!!
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Bobafett
Posts: 657
(8/5/04 2:31 pm)
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Hmm
(A fan stands up..points and shouts..very audibly)
"Hey look everyone..its Dorzia with a stupid mask on..HEY BUDDY.. SAY HI TO JAKE ROBORTS FOR ME WHEN YOU'RE AT THE BAR LATER!!!!!"
(Everyone looks at the "fan"..its Mr America himself..)
"what?..and before anyone asks..I am NOT Hulk Hogan..Brother"
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mprox666
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Posts: 148
(8/5/04 2:55 pm)
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meh
mprox is stood behind "mr america" holding up a sign ......
"I'm jack daniels, brother"
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DoubleDDudley
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Posts: 3137
(8/5/04 5:07 pm)
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Re: meh
Lot of things happening round here.
The blood is always boiling before a Post Per View. Is good, get them buyrates up. Yup. Gots to generate some cheap heat to get them buyrates up.
Wellp, I just gots one thing on mah mind, yup.
Now, normally, I's a patient man. I can wait 30 minutes fer a Pizza Pie, no problem.
But on this occasion, so close to the biggest PPV event of all time, I needs to know things. I needs to know, dad gummit.
Fro Man, I extended mah hand and invite youse inta the nBo Corporate, son. You promised me an answer. You promised everywahn a decision.
Well, come dis sunday, I needs a decision.
Or let me put it dis way, brutha. You'se either with us....
or against us.
Y'all take care now, y'hear?
(Really, Dude, I need to know how to write you up for the PPV. Drop me a line in my inbox and we'll work something out.)
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sievetronix
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Posts: 258
(8/5/04 5:55 pm)
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Re: meh
sievetronix goes to double ds office...
"is double d here"
his secratary
"no he is out, can i leave a message."
s! "yea tell him that there is no way i am wretling dsr at summer squash! as the franchise player of the hazardous alliance i refuse to be told when and where to wrestle. the innovator of rest holds refuses to wrestle anyone who he considers beneath him. so tell him to jus put me in the damn title match or i will jus sit on my guarenteed contract"
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toomiguci
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Posts: 1070
(8/5/04 5:58 pm)
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Re: meh
*Toom is able to lift a manhole cover up & he climbs down into the sewer. Once in the sewer, he finds his way around hoping to see if he can tunnel his way into the arena. Toom finds a ladder & looks up to hear fans cheering. he climbs up the ladder & lifts the manhole cover. Toom climbs up & realizes he's in the middle of a Demolition Derby. realizing he's no match for the cars, Toom runs for his life.*
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Jackrabbit Slim
Posts: 1418
(8/5/04 7:11 pm)
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Hi fans I'm Josh Whashisname here with the Na$$$ure Boy and Na$$$ I gotta ask ya, with the dissolving of Slimilution it looked like you were teasing a face-
NB- a WHAT?
W- a uh good guy turn
NB- It's called cutting a good promo jack, something most of these glorified stuntmen know nothing about.. I mainly focused on two things.. one the tag match I've got with HBH and Gasoline gainst the Insiders and two that tournament cuz I'm gonna get that big gold bout one more time.. WOOOO!
W- What about the apparent tension between you and curtok?
NB- I said somethings after he said somethings but the truth is, he's a good kid and a bluechipper and all the rest otherwise I woulda never invited him to be in Slimilution so curtok, if you're willing to let things slide, we'll just let the past be the past..no harm no foul.. and if you need anything the dirtiest poster on the thread Slick $lim has got your back WOOO!
W- anything you want to say before SummerSquash
NB- Absolutely.. this is the first shot I've had at regaining the belt I am synonomous with in a long time, and I ain't gonna waste it.. No lie there's alotta great superstars in that tournament and it's gonna be an uphill battle jack. But it's about the gold, it's about the lifestyle it's about the women, and no one, no one knows line stealin, coke dealin, gimmick changein, gettin strange'uns, like the diamond of this psuedo industry.. and that's the Na$$$ure Boy WOoOoOoOoOoOoO!
W- strong words from Na$$$ back to you Tony..
TRULY THIS IS THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY-
hey tony why are you shouting? you've got a mic
oh, uh, right STAY TUNED FOR THE MAIN EVENT!!!!
'sigh'
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toomiguci
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Posts: 1073
(8/5/04 8:27 pm)
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Re: ---
*An MTV Satellite Truck pulls up at the arena & a director walks out, as he crew starts unloading gear.*
Security: Yes, may I help you?
Director: Hi, we have an appointment with Double D. We're here to film MTV's Made.
Sec: Do you have paperwork?
Dir: Yes, we do. Here you go sir.
Sec: Everything seems in order. What are you doing for your show?
Dir: We have a young man who wants to get into the wrestling business & we contacted Double D to be his Made coach.
Sec: Really? That's great. Where's the kid?
Dir: Right here. Meet 17 year old Tommy Gotchi.
Tommy: Hi there. It's been my lifelong dream to be a professional wrestler & I idolized Double D. I am looking forward to this.
Sec: Really? You want to get drunk, sleep with hookers, do drugs, botch moves, & get injureD?
T: Um, yeah, I guess.
Sec: Gee, you look a little tall for a 17 year old. And that's an awful lot of hair on your body. Something's kind of fishy. You got ID kid?
Dir: Sir, please don't question our participants. This is reality tv & we need him to whine & breakdown crying when he can't handle it. That's how we get the ratings.
Sec: That's funny, because your participant used to not only run a wrestling promotion, but used to be employed by Double D.
Dir: What? Is this true Tommy?
T: Um, well, um, HE LIES!!! I NEVER DID ANY OF THAT!!!
Dir: Tommy, if you're lying then we have the right to not only break our contract, but you will be banned from any MTV functions in the future. Including the live TRL taping we promised you with William Hung & the Olsen Twins Drug rehab Special. Plus if it makes the air & we find out the truth, you will have to pay all costs for this production. If you admit now, then you don't have to worry.
T: No Olsen twins Rehab Special?
Dir: Nope.
T: No sitting next to Clay Aiken at the VMA's?
Dir: You won't even be able into Times Square.
T: Ok, ok...it's true. It's all true. I just wanted to get in to confront Double D on why the hell he locked my thread.
Dir: Pitiful. let's get out of here.
*The MTV crew drives away, leaving Toom standing on the curb, thinking what he will try next. Will he get in tomorrow? Tune in & find out.*
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DoubleDDudley
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(8/5/04 10:43 pm)
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Well, Sievetronix, you come waltzing back in here after sitting injured at home for a long damn time and play the guaranteed contract card.
I know that card. I invented that card! Don't gimme that card.
What you seem to forget is that you are former EWT talent. There were no gurantees in the EWT. At least not before I took over. So your contract is null and void.
Now, I'm offering you a chance to wrestle in the WCF Championship Title Tournament. And that offer still stands. I'll be gracious and overlook your little diva episode here.
But test me again and penalties will be severe.
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Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare
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Posts: 290
(8/5/04 11:04 pm)
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*A-Bomb drives down to the ring in a lowrider with DSR,Alcohall,and Steven Richards*
Michael Cole: Look Shane O' Black and the Corporation is in a lowrider.
Tazz: Yeah Cole thats a '76 Pinto.
*A-Bomb pulls out a mic*
MC:What is this all about?
A-Bomb: I usually don't do this but Mprox get your ass down here.
*Mprox makes his way down to the ring*
A-Bomb: Don't worry I'm not going to hurt you man. I now we don't get along to well and we are going have to face each other this Sunday but. I just wanna wish you a Happy Birthday.
*crowd boo's*
A-Bomb: Come on guys on 3. 1...2...3!
*The Corporation starts to sing Happy Birthday
MC:Wait a minute?
*Mprox gives A-Bomb a suspisous look*
Mprox: Happy birthday? How did you know it was my birthday?
A-Bomb: Well my dad does own the company so I should know about the workers. Anyway, you see that lowrider?
Mprox:Yeah! what about it?
A-Bomb:It's yours!
*Hands Mprox the keys*
Mprox: What is wrong with it?
A-Bomb: Nothings wrong with it man. Can't a brotha do something nice every now and then. Go check it out.
Tazz: I think he is messing with his head before the tournement.
*Mprox walks towards the car*
*DSR hits Mprox with a sneak attack from behind then nails him with a clothesline*
*Alcohall gives Mprox an Insiders Edge onto the hood of the car cause Mprox's head to go through the windsheild*
DSR:Happy Birthday B**ch!
MC:That no good nBo Corporate!
*A-Bomb stands there with a concerned look on his face*
*Steven Richards pulls on A-Bomb* *Lets go man*
*A-Bomb walks away looking concerned at the bloodied Mprox*
Tazz:A-Bomb looks concerned about Mprox.
MC:The only thing he is worried about is if theres enough Jack Daniels in the lockerroom. He just wanted to soften him up for this Sunday. That no good bastard A-Bomb.
Tazz:Thats Shane O' Black to you.
MC:Shut the f**k up Tazz!
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Nut Bunnies
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Posts: 996
(8/5/04 11:17 pm)
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::Comes out with his Women's Championship, which is now the Nut Bunnies Title::
Open challenge. No squashes allowed from anyone besides me. That is all.
::Leaves::
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DoubleDDudley
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Posts: 3151
(8/5/04 11:36 pm)
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I don't think the nBo can do that. Squashing is what we're all about. Well, that and swerves. And drinking. And politicking. And getting over without workrates. And being pushed on look alone.
But the squashing is important.
Stay tuned for another "New Adventures Of The Insiders" tonight!
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curtrok
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Posts: 301
(8/6/04 5:43 am)
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*Curtrok's old sting/crow ripoff music hits he sprints down to ringside grabs an old women out of the first row and beats her senseless with his baseball bat. He's demanding a microphone.*
How many old women and little kids do I have to hospitalize before I get someone from the back to fight me. Are you all so terrified to end up like Barbra Bush over here that you won't come out here and challenge me. Fine! I'll be back in the rafters and rest assured that no one is safe, not one elderly person or little kid will escape my wrath until I get some more thread time, a title belt, my own locker room, a themed interview show where I swerve the guests, Megatron back and a pay raise.
*Ziplines into the rafters*
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toomiguci
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Posts: 1074
(8/6/04 5:53 am)
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Re: ---
*Toom walks up, carrying a sack of potatoes*
Sec: And what are you supposed to be now?
T: I'm the potato man.
Sec: You know, that only works in the Simpsons & if you're at a U2 concert.
T: Doh!!!
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ThePhantom86
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(8/6/04 6:53 am)
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ooc: DoubleD, Slim, this one's for you guys.
(camera opens to an empty arena and Na$$$ure Boy's music plays. It continues to play for 20 minutes until Na$$$ure finally comes out. Only it's not Na$$$ure Boy, it's 8Syxx dressed like him. He is wearing this robe with fake diamonds, a big fake nose, a cheap blonde wig, and a skank ho for each arm. He struts to the ring while WOOOOOing the whole time.)
Mean Gene: 8Syxx, what the hell are you doing?
8Syxx: It ain't 8Syxx daddy, it's Na$$$ure Boy, WOOO!
Mean Gene: Ok, Na$$$ure Boy. Why are you out here?
Na$$$ure: I'm out here screaming at the top of my lungs and I don't even know why, WOOOOOO. But you know Mean, WOOOOOO, Gene, I've got a few things to say. Curtrok, WOOOO. When I started Slimuliton, I didn't have Double A and I don't like DoubleD, but I did like you brother, WOOOOOOO.
Mean Gene: What are you getting at?
Na$$$ure: How am I suspose to know daddy, haha. I'm Splash Mountain, I'm the Na$$$$$$$$$ure Boy, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! In my NEW autobiography "To Squash The Man", I said a few things I maybe shouldn't have. But daddy, I'm the
filithiest poster on the BOARD. And just so DoubleD knows, no one gives the Na$$$ure Boy an ORDER. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Mean Gene: Are we done with this interview yet?
Na$$$ure Boy: Gene, WOOOOOO, we are just about done daddy. This Sunday at SummerSquash, WOOOOO, it's time for the WCF Title to come back where it belongs, right under my man boobs, WOOOOOOOOOO. Whether you like it or don't like it, learn to love it, cause it's the best thing goin' on the board today, WOOOOOOOOOO.
(With that, Na$$$ure gives Mean Gene a chop and Mean Gene shoves Na$$$ure Boy back and Na$$$ure Boy does the Na$$$ure flop and then begs off.)
ooc: Slim, Syxx did it to Flair so why wouldn't 8Syxx do it to Na$$$ure Boy!
Edited by: ThePhantom86 at: 8/6/04 6:56 am
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Handstand Brando
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(8/6/04 8:53 am)
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Fro Stylins!!!!!!!!!!
The lights go out. Thunder shakes the arena. The bells chime.... and then SUMMER OF 69 by Bryan Adams blares over the PA system. Fro Man, Big Fro, and The Froites come down to the ring
YODEY YODEY YO.... HERE COMES THE FRO!!!!!!!
and its not that fake imitation fro thats been parading around here either. This is the real deal baby! straight outta Minneapfrolis Minnefrota for your viewing enjoyment.
First of all, I must apologize to my legions, AND THE FRO MEANS LEGIONS... of fans, for being absent these last few days. You see, theres been board meetings, theres been bosses peeking over the shoulder, theres been secretaries under the desk... so needless to say, its been rough trying to make it around to these here parts... Im back now baby, and WHOOOO HOWDY what a weekend I have lined up. Im taking on 8Syxx and Anti Fro in that silly idea of a cage match.... then Im wrestling Mr. Jack Daniels in a crazy wild tournament deal. Not only that, but my Mountie friends... or the "FROITES" as they prefer to be called, are taking on Anti-Chodes Canadian Mounties.
So there you have it. After a week of being here, my task list is enormous. Im just gonna jump right in and address my deadly enemies...
Anti Fro, you bag of liquid dog poop. I dont know where you think you get off stealin my act, but its all gonna come to an end this sunday in the 16, or 17, 18... however many feet tall it is STEEL CAGE OF DOOM! I knew it wouldnt take long to find an evil canadian piece of turd around here... Take my advice though, back out now. In my long and illustrious career, Ive ran many Canadians out of federations, back up to the Yukon, or wherever it is they reside. Moose Humper
8Syxx. This is it pal. The ultimate showdown. What the crap are you gonna do when that cage is locked up. You cant turn tail and go off to your indy feds to engage in battle with no name talents, and undercard losers. Indy fed wrestling is a complete joke homey. Yeah, I think watching 20 year olds that have names like "Jumping Jimmy Jack Flasherooo" is the ultimate waste of good bar space. Just like you guy.... a waste of human skin.
Mr Jack Daniels!! WHAT'S UP KNEE-GROW??????? I guess I will be facing you as well this weekend. Yea thats great. I like having 90 matches a night. Thats what gives me a boner. Well guy... I think your little secrets out, but dont worry. I wont tell a soul. I still think the mustache rules in a Froidian sort of way. Also, im hoping for some more of that delicious jack daniels beverage
The FROITES ARE HERE!!!!! Yeah baby, and they are about to stomp a moose riding, hockey playing, dank beer drinking MUDHOLE all over the mounties. These men do not know the meaning of the word fear!!!! You think you can take them out????
SHUT UP FOO!!!!!!
IM OFF LIKE A PROM DRESS!!!!!!!!!
P.S. hey Anti Fro... If Canadians are better than Americans, then explain the exchange rate pal.
Thats why Im proud to be from Michigan... its the state that looks like a giant hand, @#%$ slapping canada!!!!!
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Jackrabbit Slim
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(8/6/04 8:55 am)
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OOC: it's cool esse watch this..
Mean Gene starts to leave when again the Na$$$'s music starts up..
MG: oh for the luvva..
Out comes the real Na$$$ure Boy, grinning like an idiot.. WOOO!
MG: what are you doin out here
NB: nothin, just came out to let the fans have a lookit the 128 time world champion who'll regain the belt ONE MORE TIME at Summersquash.. lemme ask you somethin before I leave jack.. who was the dude just talking to you with the platinum blonde wig and the ginchy robe and wooin up a storm?
MG: that was 8syxx.
NB: really? well it's sure a better look for him then, he might actually get heat now insteada indifference.
MG: he was making fun of you, doesnt that upset you?
NB: WOOOO! not one bit daddy, that just proves EVERYBODY wants to be the Na$$$ure Boy and all these people know it
crowd woos in approval NB throws his arms in the as his music hits jarring a wall behind MG.. Na$$$ leaves as the wall the nearly lands on MG..
MG: oh F this!
end segment.
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mprox666
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(8/6/04 8:56 am)
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new sign's
OOC: considering im going out and will probably be drunk i'll put some sings up also its just for fun so anyone upset by them give me a yell and i'll remove them later
"man boob's = ratings"
"nbo no sell ... neither do the ppv's"
"i want a JD on the rocks"
"i want my (mtv crossed out) E.W.T"
"this is boring put smackdown on"
"can i put my ps2 on the big screen?"
"what do you mean this wasnt booked by russo?"
"i can smell the swerve and it stinks"
"no really did russo book this?"
"D.Arquette next wcf champ!!!!!"
"wheres the bar?"
"DD = Flairs man slave"
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ThePhantom86
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(8/6/04 9:48 am)
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Re: new sign's
ooc: It was fun say WOOOOOOO all the time and saying daddy. And in real life, I do say WOOOOOO just not as much as Flair.
8Syxx: My stip for the match is still there. If I don't win the match against Fro Man and Anti-Fro, then I won't come back to the WCF. Fro Man, you can make fun of the indy scene all you pal, the fact of the matter is that when you are a star like myself, you get treated like one unlike in the WCF. In the WCF, it's all about DoubleD and his ego. So Fro Man and Anti-Fro, I got a pair of Ronco Busters and 8Syxx-Factors waiting for ya come SummerSquash.
*8Syxx flashes the West Coast sign*
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Bobafett
Posts: 665
(8/6/04 11:23 am)
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hmm
how long before the Na$$$ure Boy forms the 4 Donkeyriders???
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curtrok
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(8/6/04 12:53 pm)
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Re: hmm
*From the Rafters*
Double D Curtrok wants to pull a little double duty.
After my match with Cactus Sack I would like to make the fro match a special ref match. Why you ask because me and 8syxx are cool. Yeah we had our differences when I first came on the scene but back when $limulation was great it was because of me and 8syxx and don't think I forgot about you $lim I'll deal with you another time.
There is alot on the line here for the WCF 8syxx is the most bankable star we got like it or not. So why would we let some ordinary run of the mill never sees the steel chair coming ref, ref the match.
And I know what your thinking, I'll put my face paint on the line if I don't call it down the middle. I know I took out the fro man once and the anti fro man once but I want to see this match called down the middle. Double D what do you say?
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Bobafett
Posts: 666
(8/6/04 1:03 pm)
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Hmm
(Pushes Curtrok off the rafters..Curtrok lands in the middle of the ring)
Oh look..you are right down the middle..of the ring!!!!, nBo runs the show here and if Double D decides to have an ordinary run of the mill never sees the steel chair coming ref, ref the match..thats his choice..why?..cos he's
n...B...o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ThePhantom86
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(8/6/04 1:14 pm)
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Re: Hmm
8Syxx: Curtrok, it's nice that someone knows how hard I work around these parts. Your cool in my book and I wouldn't mind to have you ref my match. And believe it or not, I still have my referee license so if something should happen to the ref, I could always be the back up ref. Now if I could just get my fake id's back I would be set. Curtrok, it would be an honor.
*extends hand*
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curtrok
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(8/6/04 2:04 pm)
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Re: Hmm
*No sells festers post bah gawd he just no sold festers post*
*Shakes 8Syxx's hand
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Cody Locke Mitchell
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(8/6/04 2:05 pm)
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Re: Hmm
OOC: Bah GAWD, am I behind. I went on vacation to Pennsylvania for the week, and I only had access to a computer that one time, so I've got a lot of catching up to do here and in real life.
Just one question: where are the PPVs posted?
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Bobafett
Posts: 667
(8/6/04 2:32 pm)
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Hmm
cute..but..no
(does a shooting star press from the rafters ontop of Curtrok)
no sell THIS!
(gives a rare demonstration of the Scottish Martial Art, Fuk'U, basicly its headbutting youre opponent to the ground then kicking em constantly)
no sell this if you must..but..you'll never be better than me!
because I am the PEOPLES REAL IC CHAMPION..and don't you forget it!
(Gives Curtrok one final kick then Fettster walks out the arena)
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DoubleDDudley
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(8/6/04 4:03 pm)
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Re: Hmm
Cody: The PPV's are posted in the same thread, but I'm think that with the way this one's shaping up and the amount of responses in this thread I might do a seperate thread for the thing.
Guess I'll see on Sunday.
Curtrok:
Well, just because we have just feuded doesn't mean I should distrust you in any way, should it?
And we did have that mysterious meeting in my office.
Could Curtrok be climbing the corporate ladder?
Well, lets just say that....
He's the special ref for the Bong on A Pole Cage Match.
Or should I say one of the special refs. There will be two refs for this match.
The other will be Fettster.
Oh, and the New Adventures Of The Insiders skit is rescheduled till tomorrow. Cause I'm tired, dammit!
nBo Corporate - It's just business.
Edited by: DoubleDDudley at: 8/6/04 4:06 pm
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sievetronix
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(8/6/04 4:09 pm)
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promo
sievetronix in a darkened ewt arena...
"i didn't want to come back, they couldn't make me"
"when hitman mark asked me to join the hazardous alliance i told him no.
whatever he said, i told him no, i would never come back, i would never come back to this crap federation."
pictures on the screen of my previous gimmicks
"they humiliated me buried me and held me down"
"but hitman knew one thing and one thing alone would bring me back"
"but i'll deal with that in a second. first the matter at hand dsr... as double d said we WILL fight, i got lazy, i got greedy, the belt is mine, the belt is the key to all i want to acomplish...
we know what you are about dsr don't we, you no selling, career squashing poseur...."
pictures of dsr in the early 90's with feathered hair neon tights and spangles around his arms
"while you were playing dress up i was bumping and being hardcore. fighting war after war afer war... and at summer squash dsr you will learn what i know you will learn to know what it is like to truly go to war"
pictures of sievetronix a hardcore match picking up a giant battle ax and they poking mr.pogo in the forehead with it...
more footage of being thrown in to a poll in a shark infested vat of sulfuric acid deathmatch....
"dsr, nwo, anyone who gets in my way you will learn what it means to be hardcore nothing will get in the way of me getting the belt"
shot of sievtronix in classic crimson mask
"but all of this, ALL OF IT, is just to get to my real goal, the one thing that all of this is for."
camera closes in for a tight close up a nice echo on the voice now.
"they all don't know what its like, they all would like to think they are hardcore! but there is one who is, or more to the point WAS hardcore."
picture of a flaming baseball bat wrapped in barbedwire with throwing stars and live piranahs duct taped on it on screen.
"double d, you used to be hardcore, along time before you were a no selling sorry excuseof a legend squashing wrestlers to protect yr spot, you were a no talent jobber who was willing bump and bleed for peanuts. you were hardcore!"
picture of sievetronix slamming the baseball bat down on double ds head...
"you were hardcore you were willing to do anything, anything to get what you want"
picture of d falling though 8 tables with boken glass, fleurecent tubes, and thumbtacks glued on them into a pit of dry ice
"we had our wars and in that time i got to know you, the real you before you sold out. you were hardcore but then you changed. you went to the big time, the big leagues and then suddenly you wern't a hardcore any more. you were a hardcore legend, you were a trained monkey in thier little circus. then slowly you wern't even that anymore, you got careless, you got lazy, you got scared. you wouldn't bump any more. you wouldn't sell anymore. you wouldn't even wrestle anymore. you became a shell of man giving orders to others and hiding behind your power and your clique of selfish whiners"
footqge of d with the nbo
"you became this soft, weak and sorry excuse of a man, but i'm gonna change that d, i'm gonna bring the hardcore back out of you d or destroy you in the process"
footage of d being hoisted up by sievetronix as a "symbol" on the barly watchable christmas pay per veiw
"you are gonna try and fight it d, you are gonna try and send all your buddies after me. you are gonna try and screw me using all of your power, but you cannot stop me. i will get the belt and then you will have to deal with me and the hazardous alliance one on one man to man, and i'll drag you back from the depths of debauchery you have led yrself into"
"then i will show you what hardcore really means"
Edited by: sievetronix at: 8/7/04 5:55 am
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DoubleDDudley
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(8/6/04 4:25 pm)
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Re: promo
OOC: Whoa, dude. Great promo. Man, you guys are making it hard to book this thing. I wanna push everyone. Who will do the job?
BIC: I'll bury you all, you hopeless jobbers. BWAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
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Nut Bunnies
Member
Posts: 1002
(8/6/04 5:10 pm)
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Re: promo
::Nut Bunnies comes out with his NB Title, and a MYSTERRRRRRRRRIOUS brown bag::
Commentator 1: OMFG WTF IS HE DOING?
Commentator 2: hole shyt its teh bom!!!111
::Nut Bunnies opens the bag, and it's...HIS DINNER! WOO!::
C1: omfg its teh chesebergr!!!!11
C2: PWNZD1111+11~
::Nut Bunnies proceeds to eat his lunch in the middle of the ring.::
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toomiguci
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(8/6/04 6:19 pm)
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Toom is officially HERE!!!!
*Toom walks into the arena, a free man. Todd Whatshisname approaches him for an interview*
Todd: What are you doing here? I thought you weren't allowed in here.
Toom: i'm sorry, & you are?
Todd: I'm the new interview guy for the WCF.
Toom: Aren't you supposed to interview the talent?
Todd: Well, you kind of are the talent. You are Toom E dangerously, former owner & GM of....
Toom: Please don't speak of that. I am here to do my job. What Double doesn't realize is, he may control the WCF & the threads, plus he may not be here right now. But he doesn't control who is hired by the outside security company that has nothing to do with the WCF & is an outside company. Double D has the Russo & Bischoff Security officially contracted as an outside security company to keep the fans in line & break up brawls. Well the Russo & Bischoff Security just hired ME as the new Supervisor of WCF Security. And there ain't NOTHING Double D can do about it. Now excuse me, I have a job to do.
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Cody Locke Mitchell
Member
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(8/6/04 6:27 pm)
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Re: Toom is officially HERE!!!!
OOC: Is it edited into a post on some other page, DD, cuz I can't find it.
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toomiguci
Member
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(8/6/04 7:38 pm)
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Re: Toom is officially HERE!!!!
OOC: Sunday mayhem is the only pay per view you missed & it's actually in the locked EWT $lim Stylin thread.
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jzbadblood
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Posts: 350
(8/6/04 10:52 pm)
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Re: ---
Some dark 80's musics hits through the arena, and the man who is facing psychoapeguy at SummerSquash:Hardway to Sell walks out dragging a giant cart thing. He also has barbed wire and a giant stick looking thing. The announcer tosses the microphone to Jz, and he doesn't get into the ring.
"I have brought to you paying fans a preview of my match on Sunday. It will feautre barbed wire..a circus..hell I don't know what this match is going to be like. I'm not very familiar with the concept, so naturally I'm a little bit firghtened. None the less, it seems to be a gimmick match that exists at the ppv for the sole purpose of me getting my ass handed to me, and possibly taken out of the WCF, thus stopping me from destroying the foundation that is nBo. See how it works? DoubleD doesn't want someone with talent taking over, so he makes up some crap on the spot...hence the cheese part of the match up. Only problem with his blueprint is my opponent, psychoapeguy. Here is a quick but accurate bioagraphy. Imagine a guy with a cheese fetish and Mankind mixed together, that is the feces forced onto the card beside yours truly. Makes no damn difference, because I'm walking out of SummerSquash with all of my limbs in tack, something that won't be happening on the other side of the spectrum."
The drak 80's music hits and Jzbadblood wraps the barbedwire around the stick and begins eating the cheese.
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DoubleDDudley
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Posts: 3157
(8/7/04 1:50 am)
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Re: ---
Well, it would seem that security around here has grown a little lax.
What kind of company would hire someone they are supposed to be keeping out?
It's like WCW hiring Vinnie Ru to book their .... uhm.... never mind.
Suffice to say, if this person continues to work for our security company, the WCF will need to find themselves better security.
Hell, it's all important this Sunday, where the massive swerves will cause fan after fan to jump the rail and angrily attack the performers. And we need a massive security force to keep the identity of the Mysetery Third Man a secret untill the very end. Maybe even beyond.
Hey, you.... yeah, you. What the hell are you looking at? How did you even get in here? This interview is over!
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toomiguci
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(8/7/04 9:06 am)
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At the offices of Russo & Bischoff Secuirty...
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN I'M FIRED?????
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Bobafett
Posts: 668
(8/7/04 9:24 am)
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Hmm
Toomi..you are to be fired..out of a cannon..into the sun..any questions?
WCF: Groin-grabbingly good Wrestling
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mprox666
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Posts: 152
(8/7/04 9:39 am)
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mprox backstage
mprox is shown back stage, trying to sleep off a hang-over...... with a sign, "wake me if i have a match."
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HitmanMark
Posts: 589
(8/7/04 10:25 am)
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The band is back together
OOC: yikes, 86, yet ANOTHER EWT thread to archive already? Double D's making this harder for you, man.
<jz walks back after cutting his promo on psycho...only to be confronted by HMark>
Nice speech, man. Glad to hear it. You're pumped, you're ready. Good.
But I'm gonna tell you this, and I'm gonna tell psycho this...don't you DARE kill each other, understand?
<hands jz a Hazardous Alliance shirt>
The band's getting back together. E.W.f'n.T. We may not have our own company anymore, but we are extreme.
<mprox wakes up in his corner, sees the H.A. shirt next to him...a smile curls up on his face>
<psycho is seen rocking back and forth in a dark room, awaiting his match...suddenly notices the H.A. shirt next to him>
psycho: Hazardous Alliance? EWT! CHEESE! Don't you know what this means, my brother?! Goody good things! Yep yep yep!!!
<outside, in the arena, the screen goes black and white, as Rage Against the Machine's "Born of a Broken Man", the new Hazardous Alliance theme, blasts over the PA. HMark and sievetronix make their way to the ring as the screen readjusts>
HMark: Now, as you can all see, I've made our presence known to the good men from the EWT. Mprox, Jz, Psycho, for our good, and for the good of all the EWT once stood for, join and make the Hazardous Alliance a reality. Together, not only will we make wrestling once again a reality in this two-bit "sports entertainment" sh**house, but we will DESTROY the order set up by Double D and his cronies.
NOW, onto business. It would seem that all prospective members of the Alliance are gonna be busy this Sunday...jz and psycho have gotta finish up their personal business before the team can be solidified, and Mr. Blurred Version, The Franchise, and myself, the Crippler Crappler, are all vying for the WCF World Title...not only that, but we seek to keep the REAL biggest prize in posting, the EWT World Heavyweight Title, alive. But in this tournament...it's every man for himself, isn't it?
Sieve: Damn straight it is. It doesn't matter if you're nBo Corporate, it doesn't matter if your freelance, it doesn't matter if you're in with the Alliance. The gold is up for grabs...and HMark and I are straight on this, and Mprox, we hope you are, too; even if it's an all-Alliance final, we're not letting the gold, especially the WCF's gold, get in the way of our ultimate goal as the Hazardous Alliance <laughing> and everyone of you people here will see what that is soon enough.
HMark: So come friend, or come foe, tommorrow, the Alliance WILL have it's way. One way...or another.
Edited by: HitmanMark at: 8/7/04 10:27 am
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Bobafett
Posts: 671
(8/7/04 10:54 am)
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Hmm
No..I will win..everyone knows that!..you really think the nBo would even sell a move to any crap lil stable that comes our way?
Yours taunts are an attempt to anger me.to cause me to lose my cool and..injure myself..I long ago learned the advantages of patience
(Fettster walks out the arena)
Its not a matter of when, not a matter of how..but rest assured..the title WILL be mine
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The Golden Spike
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Posts: 699
(8/7/04 11:01 am)
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Hi, y'all
<The Spike is shown, seated at the counter of the local Crackbarrel - his waistband seems to have expanded a lot since we last saw him, and his horrible blubber is open to the world - he isn't wearing a top>
Hey, y'all, what the Spike got to do to get another long stack over here? I ain't eaten nothing for 'bout ten minutes, I'm wastin' away over here!
<Spike sees the camera on him, and turns to it with a smile on his face>
Hi, y'all! Ain't seen none of you guys around here before - outta towners? Oh, I get it - you're from dubbya-see-eff, oft to the north. Well, let me give you a word of warnin', word to the wise...
...EEEFFFF YYOOOUUUU WWWWEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!!!
Don't trust none of them guys up there - they don't gots no time for southern boys like me and y'all. Well, trust me, I'll be back up there in no time, and believe me, there sure is gonna be some clubberin' up there
<points to his elbow>
Me and my Moronic Elbow are gonna be showin' folks the way, and gettin' funky like a monkey...
...EEEFFFF YYOOOUUUU WWWWEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!!!
<The pancakes arrive, and the Spike digs in with gusto. A bit of sauce end up on his belly, making a weird looking splotch>
Ah well, looks better that way anyhoo!
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kingfrank86
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Posts: 38
(8/7/04 11:29 am)
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Cheater!!!
OH CANADA! PLAYS OVER LOUD SPEAKER
YODEY! YO! YO! here comes the Anti-Fro
It has come to my attention that The "FRO"...if you want to call him that...has had a huge growth in his afro recently
So i had my Mounties John, Todd, Patrick and Garrett do a little undercover work and they found this
YES! YES! That Fro is buying Fro-Enhancing Steroids!!!
I noticed that 8Syxx is putting his career on the line at summersquash
So me and Fro are going to risk a little of our own
AT SUMMERSQUASH IT WILL BE A CAREER VS FRO VS FRO MATCH!!!
so if me and/or the "Fro" loses we will shave our heads
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kingfrank86
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Posts: 40
(8/7/04 12:38 pm)
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Re: WCF/nBo
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toomiguci
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Posts: 1087
(8/7/04 12:41 pm)
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The Following Commercial Is Paid For By Toom E Dangerously
*A dark alley stands Toom E alone, holding a piece of paper.*
Double D, you have done it again. Claiming I was lax in my job as supervisor for Russo & Bischoff Security & threatening to break the contract. So now I am out of another job. ANOTHER DAMN JOB CAUSE OF YOU!!!!
I am not done with you Double D. I am not done by a longshot. You stopped my thread & I found a way into your WCF Thread. Your security was good, but I found a way to get past jason Sensation. I became his BOSS!!! And you got me fired.
Why Double D? Tell me why. Because you fear me? Because you are afraid of what I would do as supervisor? Fine by me Double D. You know why? I got a suprise for you.
*Opens up the piece of paper & pulls a ticket out.*
YOU SEE THIS!!! YOU SEE THIS TICKET RIGHT HERE????
I WILL BE AT SUMMERSQUASH!!!! Ringside seat baby. After 2 days on the job for the security company, I was able to afford me a ringside seat off of scalpers. I may be in the fan side of things, but I will be in attendance.
AND THERE AIN'T A DAMN THING YOU COULD DO ABOUT IT!!! I'M A PAYING CUSTOMER!!!!!
What am I getting at? Tomorrow, you pay the price. And you sure as hell have PLENTY of security at ringside. Because when your 6-man tag team match is over, after HBH, Gasoline, & Na$$$ure Boy have beaten your ass down, I will take my souveneir ringside seat, & shove it RIGHT UP YOUR ASS!!!
Now can you dig that.....SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
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Bobafett
Posts: 672
(8/7/04 12:59 pm)
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Hmm
(Looks at Toomi's ticket)
Hmm..ah..a problem..its for Summersquash 2010!!!!..and its a forgery anyway..
anyway Toomi you'll get into WCF at some point..who do you think is first up to pucker his lips when DoubleD starts the "Kiss My A$s" club?..yep..Toomi..its YOU!!!
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kingfrank86
Member
Posts: 41
(8/7/04 1:24 pm)
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summersquash match
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sievetronix
Member
Posts: 266
(8/7/04 2:28 pm)
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another promo on d
sievetronix standing in a field smoke in the background
"i don't hate you d
i don't
when you left to the wcf
i understood
i was the only one who could
i mean after all we have been though"
footage of sievetronix handcuffed to a steel cade while d crashes a gremlin into him in the "car shot heard around the world"
footage of d wrapping sievetronix on barbed wire and throwing him off the top of scaffolding at the top of the tokyo dome in japan
"but after all that you could never beat me."
footage of sievetronix pinning d while d's girlfriend lies in a puddle of her own blood
"it hurt you didn't it d, didn't it"
a blac and white slo mo pic of d bleeding
"i guess that is enough to kill a mans soul, so you left. you left me alone. you abandoned me. you left me here while you went on to live your souless existnce. you went on to become a shadow. and when we needed you, you left to become a clown."
pic of d doing his power strut
"i don't hate you. as a matter of fact i love you. i will save you. i will redeem you. i will break you. and you will thank me"
back in the field smake has been slowly building and there is a banging in the background
"you have become a slave to yourself. you have become a slave to double d dudley. but i will love you more than you love yourself"
camera pans up and to the left to see double ds house in flames the banging gets louder and louder...
"i will take away everything you have so you can find yourself, and once i get the belt you will have no choice to come of your throne of deceit and face me, and the first step starts today....i don't think dsr will make it to summer squash"
camera pans to the right. revealing the banging is coming from the trunk of a parked car to the right... sievetronix starts walking away as sirens can be heard faintly in the background
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DoubleDDudley
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Posts: 3166
(8/7/04 2:28 pm)
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The New Adventures Of The Insiders.
The New Adventures Of The Insiders was typed in front of a live studio audience.
*Segment opens with "Da Bad Guy" Stone Cold "Big Magnum" Scott "Last Call" AlcoHall and Double laying on a couple of couches in an office.*
DD: Dude, we gotta train for this match tomorrow.
*gets up*
STSA: I don't like that, mang. Off to a bad start.
*DD sits down on the couch*
STSA: Better, stronger, warmer.
*DD lays down again*
STSA: And that's it. Ahhh.
DD: But isn't this like... jobbing, man?
*STSA flies off the couch*
STSA: No jobs, mang. It's in my contract. I'm nBo, mang. We lay down for noone.
DD: That's what I'm saying. We gotta get ready for tomorrow.
STSA: Hey, mang, I just came up with an idea, mang. I do the Hazer's Pledge and throw them into a TomKo Boot from you. Whatta ya think, mang?
DD: Great idea. That'll win us the match for sure!
*STSA gets a couple of bottles of Heavenly Hills Whiskey, gives one to DD and lays back down on the couch. Both take big swigs of the booze.*
STSA: Good workout, mang.
DD: Yeah. I'm exhausted.
*End segment.*
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Nut Bunnies
Member
Posts: 1006
(8/7/04 2:32 pm)
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Re: The New Adventures Of The Insiders.
::Squashes random jobber for no reason::
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toomiguci
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Posts: 1088
(8/7/04 5:06 pm)
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Re:
Fettster, fettster, fettster...BACK OFF!!! I like ya kid, but obviously you don't know how to tell numbers. It says 2004. So STAY OUT OF MY STORYLINE!!!! Because if you feel the need to get involved, I will be ringside with my souveneir chair & I'm not afraid to use it.
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Signature space for rent...very cheap.
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HitmanMark
Posts: 594
(8/7/04 8:48 pm)
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Promo time!
<HMark stands backstage, with a SummerSquash interview backdrop behind him>
Wow, you know, I've been pretty damn busy lately. I had to handle the news about EWT's untimely demise, as well as work on assembling the most dangerous, most lethal, most EXTREME stable of all time, the Hazardous Alliance.
But don't think for one second I've forgotten about you, Heartbreak Hitman, or should I say, Hitman DX!
That's right, this Sunday, SummerSquash Post-Per-View, it's gonna be a battle of the Hitmen as you and I go face-to-face in round one of the title tournament.
You know, HBH, there was a time when you and I were friends. You and I were allies against the nBo.
But what happened? You abandoned us. You left the Four Latino Boardsmen Order to die! Like a coward, you walked away, taking the easy way out with the nBo.
Well, payback's a b!tch, isn't it? It may have taken awhile, but what goes around does, indeed, come around. And now, you have been reduced from my old ally, to becoming simply my first step towards becoming a two-time WCF World Champion. Do whatever you like. Bring Gasoline with you, use whatever tactics you see fit...I know the nBo isn't gonna be around, seeing as how Double D Double-Crossed you, among many other nBo-ites, and the rest of you are in shambles as we speak.
But bring whatever you wanna bring. SummerSquash will belong to the Hazardous Alliance. But, more specifically, that title will belong to us. And you're just getting in the way.
I will say this: good luck against the InSiders...as hard a time as I have forgiving those who betray me...Double D is still the one who must fall.
Edited by: HitmanMark at: 8/8/04 11:54 am
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Jackrabbit Slim
Posts: 1438
(8/7/04 8:53 pm)
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OOC: ah yes, the original board games! Now that was an event!
IC: uh, WOOOO!
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You Gene
Member
Posts: 19
(8/8/04 7:47 am)
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Re: WCF/nBo
Hi everybody. Bread makes me poop. And I been poop'ing like crazy today. Who am I wrestling today? Because I know I can win.
YEAH!!!
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Bobafett
Posts: 674
(8/8/04 10:26 am)
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You-Gene!
Its Me..(whacks You-Gene with a steel chair..knocking him out cold..and walks on)
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HitmanMark
Posts: 597
(8/8/04 12:09 pm)
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Re: You-Gene!
Ah, two men who I feel a need to address...
First, You-Gene. You still have something I want. You have something precious to me, and to the Hazardous Alliance. You have the EWT World Heavyweight Championship Belt. Double D wants to destroy that belt; he wants to destroy our heritage; he wants to destroy something that so many of us strived so hard to just get a chance to breathe near. Psycho still has the EWT TV Thread Title...but, sooner or later, our belt is coming home to the Alliance.
But that's another battle for another day.
Now, Fettster...just where do you stand, dude? Did A-Bomb smack you so hard upside the head that you can't remember the way he betrayed you? How he laid you out so that he could be reunited with his, ahem, "best buddy" DSR?
So they kicked you out of nBo Corporate. Where do you go now? 86 and Na$$$ tried to salvage the ideals of the original nBo...but it didn't work out too well, did it?
Well, whatever. Right now, I've got bigger things to worry about than all that. And that starts RIGHT HERE, TONIGHT, SUMMERSQUASH, LIVE AND ONLY ON POST-PER-VIEW, ONLY $94.27 A VIEWING!
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sievetronix
Member
Posts: 267
(8/8/04 12:18 pm)
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Re: You-Gene!
summersquash brought you by
juicer 2 the official "suppliment" of the wcf
fly by night by rush
the official song of summersquash
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Bobafett
Posts: 677
(8/8/04 12:19 pm)
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Hmm
Yes..where do my loyalties lie..that IS a good question..a VERY good question..who will I got to..if I go to anyone..maybe whoever helps me win the WCF title..the EWT title would be a bonus too..would be looked on favourably by me.
Be warned..do NOT cross me or i WILL get you..and that is the bottom line..and who cares what I may be cooking..cause I'll serve up a can of whoopass anyway!
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mprox666
Member
Posts: 153
(8/8/04 2:56 pm)
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hmmmmmm
camera shot of mprox taking off his B.N.O t-shirt and hanging it up and putting on the H.A shirt, raising a glass of scotch whisky to the B.N.O shirt, "well old man..... it's been fun but all good things must come to an end," drinks some whisky "look once the H.A. thing has run its course...... we'll be back but for now the, Bored Now Order is ....." mprox sticks a post it note on the shirt finishes the shot of whisky and walks away leaving the camera to focus in on the B.N.O. and post it note which read's "out of order"
OOC: hey cant run a group within a group it'll drive me nuts! i know why nut bunnies keeps squashing random jobbers and such, scorpion & sub-zero shouldnt be mixed
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DoubleDDudley
Moderator
Posts: 3175
(8/8/04 4:41 pm)
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SUMMERSQUASH: Hardway To Sell.
*Pyros go and Shazz welcome everyone to the biggest event in board history. Just a reminder, the event will have several commercial breaks (OOC: Because I can't get myself to write the whole thing up in one giant post and to allow for reactions from the participants).
First off is our first round WCF Heavyweight Title Tournament match DSR vs. Sievetronix.
Cameras show a man knocking on a door and saying 'it's time'. Door opens and a large man with a red nose and a goatee walks to the ring escorted by security.
He walks out through the pyro smoke, snort it up, starts gagging, makes for the ring side fans while coughing and wheezing*
Shazz: I think he's gonna hurl...
*As Seivetronix gets to the rails he makes puking sounds and then sprays a fan with sillystring, laughs maniacally and runs to the ring.*
Coward Stinkel: Ladies and Gentlemen, the first participant in the WCF Heavyweight Title Tournament.... DOINKBERG!
And his opponent, making his way to the ring.... DSR!
*DSR comes to the ring escorted by A-Bomb. The two exchange words and DSR enters the ring and poses for the fans, who chant: "You sold out!"
The bell rings and the two men lock up. Doinkberg overpowers DSR and scoops him up for a slam. DSR retreats out of the ring and talks with A-Bomb as the ref holds back Doinkberg.
DSR reenter the ring and motions for another test of strength. When Doinkberg puts up his arms, DSR hits him with a dropkick and follows with a legdrop.
DSR starts palying to the fans, but Doinkberg gets up and goes into the stance for his spear called "The Ribtickler". DSR turns around and Doinkberg sets off, but A-Bomb trips him up and Doinkberg hits the mat. DSR follows up with a Baseball slide and climbs the top rope for a Dashboard Confessional.
Doinkberg gets to the rope and DSR loses his balance and gets crotched.
As the ref checks on DSR, A-Bomb climbs up on the apron and hits Doinkberg from behind with the WCF Tag Team Belts. Doinkberg goes down hard. DSR gets up again and hits the Dashboard Confessional for the 3.
Winner and going on to round two: DSR.
The New Page Outlawz celebrate in the ring as Doinkberg is taken to the back on a stretcher.
Mprox makes his way to the ring as Coward Stinkel makes the introductions.
DSR extends his hand to Mprox as Mprox enters the ring, but quickly hits a Clothesline From TRL.
Ref starts yelling at DSR and demand that he leave the ring. A-Bomb picks up Mprox while the refs back is turned and gives him a piledriver on the Tag Belts.
The bell rings, A-Bomb leg drops the unconscious Mprox and covers him for the 1, 2, 3.
Winner and going on to the second round: A-Bomb.
As the ref checks on Mprox The New Page OutLawz celebrate all the way to the back.
$limtron shows the NPO in the back as Double D comes up to them*
DD: Good work, boys. That's the way to win this thing.
But remember, you might end up facing each other. I don't want you to fight over anything. nBo Corporate doesn't need any internal struggles. If you do end up against each other, I want you, Adam, to lay down for DSR. He's a proven main eventer. Is that clear? Good. Good luck, boys.
*DD leaves as The New Page Outlawz look at each other.
HitmanMark makes his way to the ring with a determined look on his face. He enters the ring and grabs the mic.*
HMM: I've been screwed by the nBo more times than Fettster's wives. And now Double D Crudley wants to kill the belt that I helped make important.
Well, it's time The Hazardous Alliance destroy the nBo, in all it's forms, and save the EWT and it's titles.
The first victim to fall will be my former ally, The HeartBreak Hitman Bret Michaels. Once we stood united in our hatred for the nBo. Then you sold out. And now you have a belt that belongs to the promotion I helped build with my blood sweat and tears.
So, to teach you the meaning of EWT, I'm gonna make you bleed, sweat and cry. Bring it on.
*HMM drops mic and HBH's music plays as HBH and Gasoline make their way to the ring. As they are ringside HMM launches himself at them with a Top� Con Heelo and sends all three men to the floor.
HMM is up and drags HBH into the ring where he slaps on the Crossface. HBH taps like a man possessed and HMM lets go raising his arms in victory. The ref pulls them down, explaining that the match hasn't started yet. HBH hits a lariat on HMM from behind and the bell rings.
HBH goes for several kicks and stomps, when HMM grabs his foot, rolls through and locks on an angle pick. Gasoline comes in from behind to break it up.
The ref removes Gasoline from the ring as HMM slaps on the Sharpshooter. Again Gasoline breaks it up and the ref calls for the bell.*
CS: The referee has ruled this match a disqualification. Your winner and moving on to round two: HITMANMARK!
*Gasoline and HBH beat on HMM.
8Syxx runs in and takes down HBH and Gas with clotheslines. The bell rings and 8Syxx vs. Gasoline is one.
Back and forth action with slaps and chops.
HBH tries to pull 8Syxx's foot from the outside, but HMM jumps him and they brawl around the ring.
8Syxx hits a dropkick on Gas and the big man is staggered. Climbing enzugiri by 8Syxx and the big man goes down. 8Syxx motions for the Ronco Buster, but HBH trips him up and Gas hits him with a low blow.
HBH argues with the ref as Gas sets up for a powerbomb, but 8Syxx rolls through and gets Gas in a sunset flip. Gas struggles to remain up, when HitmanMark comes off the top with a dropkick that sends Gas down. The ref turns and counts the 3.
Winner and going on to round two: 8Syxx.
After the match, HMM puts Gas on the Sharpshooter. HBH tries to come to his rescue, but 8Syxx hits him with another dropkick and follows with a Ronco Buster.
Gas and HBH turn tail and leaves as HMM and 8Syxx stare at each other in the ring.
Commercial break*
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Bobafett
Posts: 678
(8/8/04 5:23 pm)
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Hmm
"WCF's Numba 1 Announca Taka Mishinoku here, we are outside Fettsta changing room..."
(Changing room door opens quickly..Fettsters stands in the doorway)
BF "Who the hell are you?"
TM "WCF's Numba 1 Announca Taka Mishinoku here..."
BF "Yes, Yes, Yes..let me guess, Double D couldn't hire Funaki?..never mind..what do you want?"
TM "Fettsta, everyone is wondering... where do youre loyalties lie?"
BF "Well..that is the question on everyones lips.. it seems everyone wants to what side..if any.. I will go to.. well..everyone will just have to wait..until I am ready, but for now, anyone who faces me..and I do mean anyone..will feel REAL pain..and they will tap out of the Sharpshooter..all that matters is that I win"
(Fettster Slams the door in Taka's face)
TM "Now lets get back ova to ringside"
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HitmanMark
Posts: 599
(8/8/04 5:24 pm)
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Re: SUMMERSQUASH: Hardway to Sell.
<HMark stares at 86-Pac...and walks out, hurrying back to the locker room area to check on sieve and mprox>
HM: Sieve...I thought we said no Doinkberg?
Sieve: Eh, havin' some fun. I'm still the damn Franchise. But that ending wasn't fun.
Mprox: Damn straight it wasn't. Bloody Outlawz. And they'll never get stopped, thanks to the Big Boss Bastard.
HM: I know. But I'm in round 2 now; we still have a chance to make our presence seriously known here...<group huddle as next phase is determined>
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DoubleDDudley
Moderator
Posts: 3177
(8/8/04 5:49 pm)
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Re: SUMMERSQUASH: Hardway To Sell.
Shazz: We're back with the second half of our first round matches. Next up we have Na$$$ure Boy $lim Flair vs. Bollywood Spike. But the Spike has quit... I wonder what will happen?
*Na$$$ure Boy comes to the ring with his typical longass entrance, yelling WOO all the way down the aisle.
He enters the ring, yells WOO and removes his robe.
Spike's music plays, but noone comes out.
The ref talks to the time keeper. 10 minutes go by and finally the ref shrugs and the bell rings.
The ref starts a ten count and Na$$$ WOO's at each number. Ten is reached and the bell is rung.
Winner by count out: The WOOOO Na$$$ure WOOOOO Boy!
Backstage Fettster prepares for his match as he bumps into HitmanMark.*
HMM: Good luck out there. We've had our differences in the past, but right now we are in the same boat: nBo Corporate has screwed us both. And we both want to beat that *bleep* with the EWT belt.
Go get him and remember: The Hazardous Alliance can always use a new member in the fight against the nBo. Good luck.
*HMM walks away while Fettster contemplates his words.
Pyros go and You Gene makes his way to the ring, grinning like an idiot and waving to the people.
He gets in the ring and hugs Coward Stinkel.
Music plays and Fettster makes his way to the ring, escorted by his wives.
He enters the ring and extends his hand to You Gene. You Gene goes for it and gets a stiff lariat instead. Bell rings and the match is under way.
Fettster keeps You Gene downwith punches and kicks. You Gene goes for a single leg take down and gets Fettster down. You Gene wrestles ring around Fettster who flees the ring and talks with his wives.
The ref starts a ten count and Fettster goes to argue with him. On the other side of the ring Daffney climbs the apron and makes kissing faces at You Gene. You Gene goes over to her and she drops down and hits him with a low blow.
Fettster goes up top and hits a shooting star press on You Gene. Cover and a You Gene kicks out at two.
Fettster argues with the ref and the Wives choke You Gene on the bottom rope.
Fettster pick up You Gene for a powerbomb, but You Gene rolls through and goes for a school boy.
Lita runs in and turns them over so Fettster has You Gene down.
The two break up and You Gene hits a quick lariat on Fettster.
You Gene motions for the Sharpshooter and locks it on as HitmanMark runs to ringside.
You Gene breaks the hold and goes to hug HMM, but Fettster rolls him up for the 3.
Winner and going on to round 2: Fettster.
You Gene sits in the ring with a confused look on his face and tears running down his cheeks as Fettster gives HMM a look, a smile, a nod and leaves with his wives.
Curtrok makes his way to the ring with a scowl on his face. He goes and sits in one corner and stares at the entrance ramp as introductions are made.
Cactus Sack makes his way to the ring with a trash can full of weapons. The ref stops him and tries to explain that if he uses them he'll be disqualified.
Behind them, in the ring, a line has come down from the ceiling and Curtrok fastens it to his belt and zips to the rafter.
Sack gets in the ring, but is confused when he can't find Curtrok.
Bell rings and Curtrok ziplines down onto Sack, bat in hand. The ref tries to grab it, but gets shoved aside.
Curtrok delivers a blow to Sack's head.
Sack lies still. Then he starts to move. He puts a hand to his face. Then locks at his hand and starts to laugh. He looks up and reveals the crimson mask.
He yells at Curtrok to hit him again. Curtrok looks nervous. He didn't expect this. He goes for a second swing, but Sack ducks and locks on the testicular claw.
Curtrok writhes in pain and pulls on his zipline to go to the rafters, but Sack holds on.
Both men are clinging to the rafters. They exchange punches and sack locks in the claw again. They fall off the rafters but is hanging above the ring in the zipline roughly 16 feet above the ring.
Curtrok bites Sack on his left ear and the pain causes Sack to release his hold and fall 16 feet onto the Danish announce table!
Curtrok zips into the ring, where he collapses, cluthcing at his groin. The ref counts to ten and declares Curtrok the winner by count out.
As Curtrok is helped to the back, EMT's put Cactus Sack on a stretcher and wheel him to the back to deafening chants of "SACK! SACK! SACK!"
Mr. Jack Daniels makes his way to the ring and poses for the fans.
Fro Man comes to the ring. The two men stare at each other as 8Syxx's music play and 8Syxx comes to the ring.*
8Syxx: You are probably wondering what I'm doing here, but I have to ref at least one match a month to keep my ref job. So I'm the ref for this match. Ring the bell!
*Fro Man argues with 8Syxx as Mr. JD rolls him up from behind and 8Syxx does an incredibly fast count and declare Mr. JD the winner.
Fro Man is furious and starts shoving 8syxx. Anti Fro comes to the ring and the three start brawling as crew memebers put up a 19 foot cage and a pole with a bong on it.
Curtrok and Fettster come to the ring with ref shirts on, enter the cage, look at each other and call for the bell as the door is locked.
Anti Fro starts pulling on Fro Man's fro as 8Syxx head for the pole. He starts to climb it, but Anti Fro whips Fro Man into the cage, making 8Syxx lose his balance and fall to the mat.
Both 8Syxx and Fro Man are down as Anti Fro start climbing the pole.
8Syxx and Fro Man staggers to their feet and each grab one of Anti Fro's legs and do a double team power bomb on Anti Fro.
8Syxx follows up with a drop kick on Fro Man and all three men are down.
8syxx gets to his feet and start climbing the pole. He gets to the top of the cage and has to climb the pole, when Fro Man grabs his foot. 8Syxx tries to kick him off, but Fro Man holds on tight.
Suddenly Anti Fro hits Fro Man from behind with a drop kick that sends Fro Man into the cage.
8Syxx blades for no reason and climbs the pole to grab the bong.
He lights it and is about to take a hit when Anti Fro shakes the cage so hard that 8Syxx loses his footing and falls into the ring with the bong in hand.
Anti Fro goes to take a hit off the bong, but Fro Man hits him with a lionsault.
Fro Man picks up Anti Fro and hits an EvenFro DDT on the Bong, which shatters!
Confusion in the ring. Curtrok and Fettster talk and Curtrok goes to the side of the cage and says to Coward Stinkel that the match will end with submission or pinfall now that the bong has been destroyed.
Fro Man goes for another lionsault this time on 8Syxx and hooks the leg when Anti Fro locks in a Sharpshooter on Fro Man.
Curtrok and Fettster both go in close to see if Fro Man taps, when suddenly Fettster hits a baseball slide on Curtrok, followed by a Fett Star Press!
Then he lays out Fro Man and Anti Fro with stiff lariats and puts the unconcious 8Syxx on top of them, does a fast 3 count and raises 8syxx's hand in victory.
The bell rings, 8Syxx is announced the winner and Fettster holds his hand up. 8Syxx starts coming to, looks at Fettster, smiles and gets palnted with a stiff lariat!
Fettster the rips off his ref shirt, throws it in the unconscious face of 8Syxx and reveals a nBo Corporate shirt!
Fettster: nBo 4 Life, B******!
Commercial Break*
(OOC: Sorry, guys, I'm gonna have to finish this up tomorrow. I'm exhausted and I got an early haircut appointment. I'll try to have it up not too late, so NitRaw won't seem to close to it. Sorry again)
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kingfrank86
Member
Posts: 45
(8/8/04 6:23 pm)
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Re: SUMMERSQUASH: Hardway To Sell.
BUZZ! BUZZ! 8Syxx shaves the heads of both Fro and Anti Fro
 
Fro: i can't believe you made this stipulation
Anti Fro:My bad
F:we shouldnt take this crap from them
AF: lets do something about it
Froties and Mounties run out to ring and destroy Curtok and Fettster
AF:if you and the Froties want to come to our locker room we have an extra bong
F:You know you canadians arent half bad
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toomiguci
Member
Posts: 1090
(8/8/04 6:54 pm)
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Re: SUMMERSQUASH: Hardway To Sell.
*Ringside at SummerSquash, the camera pans to Toom E Dangerously. Sitting besides him are some of the former members of the Toomi Army*
*Todd Whatishisname approaches Toom for an interview.*
Todd: Toom E, what are you doing here?
Toom: What am I doing here? What am I doing here? I'm here to enjoy some quality wrestling with some old friends of mine that haven't stepped into the WCF in a loooong time, why else would I be here? It's not like I'm planning on jumping the barricade with the former members of The Toomi Army to beat on Double D & his boys with our souveneir chairs. Now leave us alone please.
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Edited by: toomiguci at: 8/8/04 6:55 pm
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sievetronix
Member
Posts: 268
(8/8/04 6:59 pm)
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Re: SUMMERSQUASH: Hardway To Sell.
the dashboard confessional???? i got hit with the whineyst mos suck ass move ever
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HitmanMark
Posts: 603
(8/8/04 7:30 pm)
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Re: SUMMERSQUASH: Hardway to Sell.
Tony Shill-vione: The return of Toom E.'s army? Fettster rejoining Double D? The Tournament is only in the second round?
Truly, this is going to be the greatest 12 or so hours in the history of our sport.
JR: GOVERNMENT HOSS.
<backstage: The Alliance waits in the locker, getting a bit of a mixed reaction from the marks who thought they were mean to You-Gene. They're waiting not only for HMark's next match, likely against one of the hated Outlawz, but also to make sure Jz and PsychoApe don't kill one another. Mprox is watching the monitor>
Mprox: Holy s@#$! Is that Toom E.?!
HMark: Well, well, well, look who's back!
Sieve: Why's he got his army with him? Guess he called them when he couldn't get us, right?
HMark: Maybe. I dunno.
Mprox: So...do we help him? What do we do?
Sieve: F@#$'d if I know...eh, I'm sure it'll all work itself out. Let's raid the concession stand.
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Nut Bunnies
Member
Posts: 1015
(8/8/04 8:02 pm)
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Re: SUMMERSQUASH: Hardway to Sell.
::Nut Bunnies kills...gah...I mean...INCAPACITATES one of the wrasslers in the tournament by hitting him with the Nut Bunnies Title, and takes his place::
WOO!
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DoubleDDudley
Moderator
Posts: 3178
(8/9/04 2:50 am)
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Re: SUMMERSQUASH: Hardway to Sell.
Shazz: Uhm... after that... technical error... we're back with the first in our second round tournament matches, randomly selected from the winners of the first round.
And our first match is.... A-Bomb vs. HitmanMark!
*Both men make their way to the ring, A-Bomb escorted by DSR. HitmanMark talk trash to DSR on the outside as A-Bomb gets checked by the ref.
Bell rings and the two men lock up. Scoop slam by HMM on A-Bomb and HMM bounces off the ropes with DSR tripping him up.
HMM start yelling at DSR who proclaims his innocence and H-Mark is hit from behind with a Clothesline From TRL by A-Bomb.
A-Bomb points at the WCF tag belts that DSR is holding and motions for a Cradle Piledriver. DSR throw one of the belts to A-Bomb but the ref catches it and removes it from the ring. DSR throws the other to A-Bomb and start arguing with the ref.
A-Bomb puts the belt on the mat and sets up H-Mark for the cradle piledriver, but H-Mark struggles out and DDt's A-Bomb onto the belt!
DSR enter the ring but suddenly Mprox and Sievetronix run out from the back and attack DSR. They beat him down with punches and kicks, then Sievetronix scoop him up for a powerbomb and Mprox helps with pulling down on DSR.
They take his limb body and drags it from the ring.
A-Bomb is a bloody mess and H-Mark unloads with punches on him.
A-Bomb drops to his knees and hit a low blow on H-Mark who goes down.
A-Bomb scoops him up for a cradle piledriver and H-Mark is laid out.
A-Bomb goes for the pin, but H-mark kicks out at two.
A-Bomb is frustrated and go to pick up H-Mark who hits the Kip-Up-Canrana on him.
H-Mark goes to the top but A-Bomb bounces off the ropes and H-Mark is crotched on the top turnbuckle.
A-Bomb is in the middle of the ring and signals for a Superplex, but Mprox and Sievetronix come off opposite top turnbuckles and squashes A-Bomb between stereo dropkicks.
H-Mark gets back up on top and hits a Twisting Phoenix Splash and goes for a cover.
DSR is getting up on the outside and tries to get in the ring to break up the count but gets stereo baseball slides from Mprox and Sievetronix as the ref counts to three and declare HitmanMark the winner!
After the match the Hazardous Alliance kick the NPO from the ring and celebrate with H-Mark doing the belt motion.
Backstage 8Syxx lies unconcious on a strecther as medical personal attend to him. DD enters the room, looks at 8Syxx and asks: "Can he go on."
Doctor: "He's in a coma and has suffered severe trauma to the head. It's bad. Really bad..."
DD: "How bad?"
Doctor: "Amnesia angle bad."
DD: "Dear God almighty."
Back in the ring Na$$$ure Boy struts and WOO's to the ring.
Introductions are made and his opponent is announced as 8Syxx.
A crew member comes out and shakes his head.
The ref shrugs, the bell rings and the ref starts a ten count with Na$$$ WOOing to each number.
Winner by count out: Na$$$ure Boy $lim Flair.
Next is Mr. Jack Daniels vs. Fettster.
Fettster and his wives come to the ring and points to his nBo Corporate shirt.
Sound of shattering whiskey bottle and Mr. Jack Daniels makes his way to the ring.
He enters the ring and offers Fettster a swig of his whiskey. Fettster instead hits a punch and slaps on a headlock as the bell rings.
Mr. JD gets free and sends Fettster bouncing off the ropes. Mr. JD sets up for the JD on the rocks, but Fettster ducks and takes down Mr. JD with a drop toehold and flows into a STO. Mr. JD writes in pain and is suddenly busted open. Blood treatens to wash his moustache off.
Suddenly Curtrok ziplines down from the rafter and hits Fettster with his bat!
Curtrok: "That's what you get for messing with me, Mutha******!! Take that! And this. And this. Paybacks a @#%$. Like your wives!"
Curtrok unloads with several bat shots on Fettster. Several refs run to the ring and finally restrain and remove Curtrok.
Fettster struggles to get to his feet when BAM! JD On the Rocks.
Cover by Mr. JD and the ref counts to three.
Winner: Mr. Jack Daniels.
Curtrok reenter the ring for his match and keep beating on Fettster.
The NPO runs to the ring and jump Curtrok.
Fettsters wives throw a couple of chairs into the ring and the NPO hit a double Con-Chair-To on Curtrok.
Fettster gets up and climbs to the top. SSP on Curtrok.
DSR covers Curtrok and calls for the bell. It rings and the ref hesitantly counts the three.
Winner: DSR.
nBo Corporate goes to the back, the injured Fettster being supported by his wives and looking back at the ring with the unconsious Curtrok in it, with a look of utter hatred.
Backstage the camera finds HitmanMark sitting on a chair with a serious look on his face. Then he breaks into a smile and says:
"I just found out who I'm facing in the third round.
And it's you, DSR.
One more time. You and me. And I'll make you my @#%$ once and for all."
The Fro-ites and Mounties make their way to the ring for the 8-man tag team elimination match.
Bell rings and Fro-ite 1 and Mountie 1 lock up for a test of strength.
They are equally strong, break the hold and go tag in their partners.
Fro-ite 2 and Mountie 2 lock up in the test of strength. Equal strength, breaking of hold and taging in of another team member.
Third time's a charm as Fro-ite 3 and Mountie 3 locks up for a test of strength.
As noone gets the upper hand, the both go and tag in the final member of their team. Fro-ite 4 and Mountie 4 lock up, but Fro-ite 4 boots Mountie 4 in the gut and slaps on a headlock. He's pulling something from his pocket...
It's a bottle of activator. Mountie 4 writhes in panic and the other mounties run in. The fro-ites also enter the ring and massive brawling occurs.
A pair of fighting Fro-ite and Mountie fall out over the top rope and Coward Stinkel declares they have been eliminated, despite no over the top rope rule in the match.
Two Mounties double team a Fro-ite and pulls out a hair trimmer. The Fro-ite screams in panic as large chunks of his fro is cut off.
Another Fro-Ite hits a double clothesline on the Mounties and the fro-ites each goes for a pin to eliminate two Mounties.
Three Fro-ites left and only one Mountie. Two of The Fro-ites takes turn beating on the Mountie, while the last one is looking sadly at his hair on the mat.
Double low blow on the Fro-ites by the Mountie. The Mountie pulls one Fro-Ite on top of the other and hits a leg drop on them. Cover and two Fro-Ites are eliminated.
The mountie attack the Fro-ite with the missing hair who's been to upset to notice what has just happened. The mountie lays in with punches, but the Fro-Ite lashes out in panic and accidentally jam a chunk of his cut off hair into the mouth of the Mountie. The Mountie goes doen gagging and the Fro-ite hooks the leg for the pin and the win.
The last Fro-ite walks solemnly back to the locker room with his cut off hair in his hands, looking nothing like a winner.
Conmmercial Break.
(OOC: I've been called to work, so I'll finish it up when I get home. Hopefully it won't end up to close to NitRaw.)
Edited by: DoubleDDudley at: 8/9/04 2:52 am
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dorzia
Posts: 843
(8/9/04 5:03 am)
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the camera crew is heading to the back to try and get a word with the suprising rookie, mr jack daniels, when they arrive at his dressing room door they hear a framiliar voice having a cell phone conversation.... "yeah, this whole mr jd thing is going just how we hoped brother, how's your view from your seat out there? does my mustache cover my face enough? hold on, i hear someone outside my door..." the door slams shut and we are left without our interview!!!!
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ThePhantom86
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(8/9/04 5:31 am)
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Re: .....
ooc: Great work so far DoubleD. "Amnesia angle bad," great stuff. I'll wait until after the whole PPV is up to do a promo cause it looks like my night is over at SummerSquash or is it?
**click here for exclusive photos of SummerSquash**
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HitmanMark
Posts: 604
(8/9/04 9:20 am)
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Re: ....
OOC: That was pure, utter GOLD, 86.
BIC:
<Mean Gene tries to get ahold of HMark as he prepares in the back>
MG: HMark, you went through on one promise, taking down one of the Outlawz, and now you get a chance at the other, your "old friend", DSR.
HM: <silent>
MG: Any words, anything to say to your opponent?
HM: <silent...stands up straight and walks away>
MG: Well, that is certainly one focused poster. HMark vs. DSR one more time...it's only the third round, but this may well be the Match of the Night. I hope Dave Meltzer is watching...hang on, there's Mr. Jack Daniels!
Mr. JD: Well let me tell ya somethin', Mean Gene! I've been all over this world, from the highest mountain to the lowly bingo halls, from Tippacanoe to Tyler too, and in all my time, I've seen it all, from midgets, to stock brokers, to flying whales, to corporate corruption, to Unicron. But tonight, Mr. Jack Daniels will show ALL his Drunkamaniacs what it means to be a real champion, when I tear whoever the hell I'm facing limb from limb, bra!
MG: Well, that's certainly-
JD: So just remember, my little Drunksters, to follow the Commandments: drink, say your swears, snort your vitamins, and inebriate ourselves! So WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHOEVER THE HELL I'M FACING, WHEN DRUNKAMANIA, AND THE 24-INCH SHOT GLASSES RUN WILD ON YOU?!?
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JudoChopToTheHead
Posts: 1029
(8/9/04 10:08 am)
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The Charity Event... Part 1
*Another lone cameraman focuses on a black stretch limo that has just pulled up in front of a formal dining hall. Black ties and dresses are peppered throughout the parkinglot, waiting to get into the building, where a Children's Charity is being held.
....Scott AlcoHall, wearing a ruffled leisure suit, and Geraldo Rivera, clad in a tuxedo, step out of the limousine*
"Like.. Geraldo, man... what's dis again?"
"It's a charity for kids, Scott. Remember? It's hosted by the nBo! $$$ set it up months ago, you said you'd do it."
"...is there an open bar?"
"Of course."
"I'll do it for da chillen, chico."
*The duo begin to walk up the red carpet, towards the front door. Geraldo, of course, attempts to steady his comrade, who is doing more lurching than actual walking*
"Scott, what the hell've you been drinking this time? I, Geraldo Rivera, sure as hell know what that nasty Heaven Hills whiskey smells like, but this seems to be straight alcohol."
"Uhh... like... turpentine, I think? Or some cologne... Shuddup, we've gotta go help the open bar.."
"You mean the children?"
"....no."
*As the two come to the doorway, a man standing behind a velvet rope begins to unfasten it.. then stops suddenly*
"Are you on the guest list, sirs?"
"I, Geraldo Rivera, would like to ask you this: Were you ever on the front lines of Afghanistan? Of Iraq? Have you seen mutilated and scorched bodies firsthand? Have you bit the throat out of a chupacabra? Have you ever had your own show? Well I, Geraldo Rivera have! And I'll let you know who we are!---"
*Geraldo stops abruptly as AlcoHall punches the guard in the face, sending him to the floor. There are gasps all around*
"Like... I need to pee, chico. I'll meet you inside and stuff, mang."
"Umm... ok, Scott."
*As Geraldo walks into the building, shrieks of fright and utter disgust eminate from behind him*
"HEY! You can't pee in the street!"
"Nooo! Not on the red carpet!"
"For God's Sakes! Why would someone urinate on the red carpet?! It's for the children! The CHILDREN!"
......To Be Continued....
Yeah, I cheat. You Wanna Play 21? I Got 22!
Edited by: JudoChopToTheHead at: 8/9/04 10:10 am
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dorzia
Posts: 844
(8/9/04 10:17 am)
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ooc- the 24 inch shot glasses!! fn hilarious. with humor like htat, plus double d's edge of your seat ppv action, and another installment in the judo/geraldo series, this is the best wrestling show around currently.
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ThePhantom86
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(8/9/04 10:21 am)
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Re: ....
ooc: I second that dorzia. I'm not good at doing comedy like Judo is. My talent is, well, I don't know what mine is.
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DoubleDDudley
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(8/9/04 10:51 am)
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out of character
OOC: I got a few minutes break and access to a computer, so I just thought I'd check what was happening.
Judo, you're putting me in a tough spot. I got you in the main event of this PPV. I dunno how I'll do this. Probably nosell it and pretend that everything is going as planned just like when Booker went to Undi's grave and Undi was in the arena the next match.
I hope everyone is enjoying the PPV. It's pretty hard coming up with some of this stuff. How Toomi is doing it regularly is beyond me.
I'll wri�te up the end when I get home (in another 5 hours) and hopefully it will be good and funny.
But we might have to put NitRaw off till tomorrow if that's cool with everyone.
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ThePhantom86
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(8/9/04 10:55 am)
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Re: out of character
ooc: If NitRaw was on when it was suppose to be, then we wouldn't be WCF.
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HitmanMark
Posts: 605
(8/9/04 12:12 pm)
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Re: out of character
OOC: Dorz, I'm happy to oblige. Hopefully I've taken an already brilliant catchphrase and added to it.
This is definately not a knock on D, who's doing a great job, but I say next time we make this a DDD/Toom joint project, in case one can't be there...then again, the time zone difference between Denmark and Arizona might just be a bit too wide.
Again though, great job, D. I'm lovin' it. Can't wait for the grand finale.
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psychoapeguy
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(8/9/04 1:31 pm)
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Re: out of character
*the camera fades into psychoapeguy as he's sitting in his locker room....pillows are duct taped to the walls....a boombox is next to the ape on the ground.*
tonight.....is the night....jz and i.....we settle our differences.....because after tonight.........we're teammates hehehehe....but how can two people who hate each other be teammates?....no, don't think like that.....i'm a nice guy.....i can get along with people....i can get along with people.......i can do it......just do it......i got those nice nike shoes from hitman for joining the group.....i wore them the other day and some guy tried to mug me for them......i felt bad for him....when i left him....hehe he was in a pool of his own blood......but i felt bad.....so i let him have the shoes anyway....see? i'm nice.....hehe i'm nice...nice...nice...nicenicenicenicenicenice.....speaking of nice....jz and i are partners now....amigos...compadres....bussom buddies....neighbors....word for people who are on the same team......so....i need to teach him how to fly.....just once...hehe....he needs to fly....man can fly.....jz can fly.....jz....since we're partners now....i thought i'd keep my nice guy image.....this is for you......hehehe...friend....
*ape hit a button on the boombox...and in a high-pitched shriveled voice begins to sing with the lyrics of the song blaring from the boombox.*
.....i was on the verge of breaking down....sometimes silence can seem so loud...there are miracles in life i must achieve...but first I know it starts inside of me, oh....if i can see it, then i can do it......if i just believe it, there's nothing to it..............OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH.....i believe i can fly.......i believe i can touch the sky........i think about it every night and day........spread my wings and fly away.....i believe i can soar.......i see me running through that open door......i believe i can fly........i believe........fly..........you can fly....you....
*the ape jumps to his feet and kicks the boombox until the music stops pouring from it...he then sits back down, and rocks back in forth mumbling to himself....then grabs the cheese, which is sitting nearby, and begins to hug it as he continues to rock back and forth....camera fades to black.*
THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND...
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HitmanMark
Posts: 607
(8/9/04 2:04 pm)
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Re: out of character
J.R.: BAH GAWD! There you have it! Psycho and Jz are gonna become teammates after tonight, but here, at SummerSquash, they're gonna treat each other like scolded hosses! Like two dollar government dogs! It's gonna be brutal, it's gonna be bloody, it's gonna have carnage, crimson masks, fairies, dragons, coke addicts, the band Foreigner, and Christopher Walken all rolled into one!
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...BAH GAWD!
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Jackrabbit Slim
Posts: 1445
(8/9/04 2:20 pm)
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WOOO!
Hi I'm Todd Whashisname here with the Na$$$ure Boy who's going on to the 3rd round of the tourney.. Na$$$ how do you feel?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I told em all, din't I? Just a matter of time before I get the big gold ONE more time and become 217 time world champ! two rounds down, and I haven't even broken a sweat!
Yeah, but na$$$ conspiracy theorists are gonna point to the fact that your two opponents not only noshowed but were members of your group Slimilution when that was still a group AND charter members of the apparently fractured former fake faction the nBo.. what do you have to say to that?
Fractured former fake faction? That's SOME alliteration boy, who are you? Stan Lee? All I know is the be the man you've gotta "Squash the man"- in stores now. and daddy I'm halfway there.. just a matter of time WOOO!
strong words, well good luck
Don't need luck when you're the dirtiest poster on the board, say it with me now...
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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dorzia
Posts: 845
(8/9/04 3:00 pm)
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the camera is zoomed in tightly on the lower back of mr jack daniels....
"get a good look at it brothers, that's where doctors inserted it, a steel plated liver after the big overdose of 99'! i can drink more than the rest of you can pour brothers!!!! so again, let me ask you this...... (puffs out bloated cheeks)
whatchya gonna do when the largest liver in the world and the 24 inch shot glasses run wild on you?????!!!!!
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DoubleDDudley
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(8/9/04 3:46 pm)
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Re: WOOO!
@#%$! I just wrote up a longass battle between H-Mark and DSR, the Na$$$ure boy vs. Mr. JD and started on PsychoApeGuy vs. JZ when the page started searching for @#%$ windows updates! I click back and the whole thing is gone! I spent half an hour on this @#%$ thing!
Sorry, I'm too angry to redo it now. I'm gonna cop some Z's and post the ending later.
NitRaw tomorrow night instead of tonight. I have 8Syxx's blessing. Sorry.
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dorzia
Posts: 846
(8/9/04 4:31 pm)
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obviously a cheap ploy for ratings. i love it. suspense=ratings!!!!!!! looks like we all get to get a little drunker before the quarterfinals of the tourney!!!!!
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HitmanMark
Posts: 608
(8/9/04 5:48 pm)
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Hoo boy!
OOC: Just letting everyone know, I'm getting my wisdom teeth removed tommorrow...no, that's not for sympathy, that's more of a warning. I'm either not going to be posting, or, if I am, since the after effects of the surgery will leave me higher than Rob Van Dam in late April, I might not be on top of my game.
Whatever happens, hope things work out, D. Windows has been doing that crap to me, too. Clearly, your computer was swerving you.
Edited by: HitmanMark at: 8/9/04 6:30 pm
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toomiguci
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Posts: 1100
(8/9/04 10:11 pm)
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Re: Hoo boy!
OOC: pyschoape, so glad you took my advice because you DEFINETLY made it work with your typing style. I applaud that. Well done.
BIC: *Toom E is shown ringside with the Toomi Army, conversing. Toom gets up & starts to leave.*
Todd: Toom, Toom, where are you going?
Toom: Geeze, will you ever leave me alone? All I wanna do is watch the matches with my friends & my souveneir chair. Back off.
Todd: But, where are you going?
Toom: God, my ass hurts from all this sitting. So I thought I'ld walk around in between matches. Now would you leave me alone or do I have to kick your ass with my souveneir chair?
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Signature space for rent...very cheap.
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DoubleDDudley
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(8/10/04 3:05 am)
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SummerSquash part 3.
*And we're back after more technical difficulty (@#%$ windows @#%$ @#%$). We've reached the semi finals and first up is Na$$$ure Boy vs. "Mr. Jack Daniels".
Na$$$ struts and WOO's his way to the ring and is introduced by Coward Stinkel.
Sound of a breaking bottle plays, but Mr. JD is nowhere in sight.
The ref massages his temples, shakes his head and calls for the bell. He counts to ten, with Na$$$ WOOing along and declares Na$$$ winner by count out once again.
Na$$$ makes the belt motion and yells "3 and Oh, baby. WOOO" as he struts his way back to the locker room.
Taka Michinoku is ringside.
Taka: "Dis is WCF numba won annowca Taka Mihinoku, here wit former EWT owna and bitta ex-employee, Toom E Dangerously. Are you enjoing show, Toom?"
Toom: "Well, of course not. It's WCF garbage. Where's the extremity? But HitmanMark is fighting for the EWT. When he becomes champ we will have a strong foundation for getting back EWT. Tonight will change everything we thought we knew about WCF and EWT."
Taka: "Indeeeeeeeed!"
*It's time for the second of the semifinals, the most anticipated match up of the evening and the latest in the grudgematch feud of the century, HitmanMark vs. DSR.
H-Mark comes to the ring with his gameface on.
DSR's music plays and the New Page Outlawz walk down the aisle. They are stopped at the ring by the ref who explains due to much outside interference all non-participating wrestlers are banned from ringside.
The NPO argue with the ref for several minutes, but finally A-Bomb returns to the back.
DSR and H-Mark stare each other down as the bell rings. H-Mark immedeatly goes for a single leg take down, but DSR jumps out of the way and connects with a low dropkick to H-Mark's head.
DSR follows up with a couple of stiff crossfaces. He picks H-Mark up for a scoop slam, but H-Mark rolls through and gets DSR into a school boy. Kick out at 1.
Both men get to their feet and start exchanging punches. H-Mark ducks and bounces off the ropes. DSR goes for the Clothesline from TRL but H-Mark ducks and bounces of the ropes for a drop kick. He follows up with a leg drop and drags DSR to his feet.
H-Mark gives DSR a series of knife edge chop untill he has DSR on the ropes. He goes for a Cactus Clothesline but DSR drops to the mat and H-Mark's velocity send him to the outside floor. He starts to get up but gets a face full off DSR who hits a perfect Springboard SSP out of the ring.
Both men slowly get up and start brawling around the outside. The ref yells for them to get back in the ring.
DSR sends H-mark into the ring post. As DSR walks by Toom he spits out blood at him. Toom has to be restrained by security.
DSR drags H-Mark into the ring and sits him in the corner. He gives him 5 bootscrapes and follows with the Face Wash.H-Mark looks out!
DSR jumps onto the second rope and hits a corner dropkick on H-Mark. H-Mark is limp.
DSR drags H-Mark's body into the middle of the ring and goes for a pin, 1...2... and no! H-Mark kicks out.
A frustrated DSR climbs to the top and signals for the Dashboard Confessional. Suddenly H-Mark kip up's runs to the corner, grabs DSR and hit a superplex. Both men lay motionless in the ring.
The ref starts a ten count.
At seven A-Bomb runs to ringside, but is intercepted by the ref. From out of the crowd, Fettster jumps the rail and slides a chair into the ring towards DSR.
DSR slowly gets up and picks up the chair. He swings at H-Mark, who's made it to his feet, but H-Mark ducks and takes down DSR with a drop toehold that bounces DSR's head off the chair.
A-Bomb gets in the ring but H-Mark has the chair and hits a sickening chairshot on The Bomb.
Both NPO are down and busted open as Fettster enters the ring. He grabs the chair as it comes down toward him, but H-Mark boots him in the stomach and delivers a DDT on the chair.
H-Mark puts the chair in the corner and picks up DSR for a piledriver off the second rope onto the chair.
He climbs the second rope grabs DSR, but DSR reverses with a Frankesteiner that has the back H-Mark's head hit the chair.
Both men gasp for air as the fans are really getting into this one. First one up is DSR who whips H-Mark into the opposite corner. A-Bomb pulls H-Marks feet from the outside and crotches him on the ringpost as DSR follows up with a baseball slide.
Sievetronix and Mprox run ringside and brawls with Fettster and A-Bomb.
DSR goes for a pin, but H-Mark puts his foot on the ropes.
DSR drags H-mark to the middle of the ring and goes for a pin, but H-Mark kicks out at 2.
Frustrated DSR signals for the Dashboard Confessional and climbs to the top.
He comes of the top, but H-Mark gets his knees up and DSr is left clutching at his midsection.
H-Mark gets up slowly as does DSR. They exchange punches. H-mark bounces off the ropes, DSR goes for the Clothesline From TRL, but H-Mark ducks and goes for a crucifix. DSR rolls through and has H-mark's shoulders on the mat. Kick out at two.
As both men get up, H-Mark goes for a crossface, but DSR reverses into a fujiwara armbar. But H-Mark is too close to the ropes and DSr has to break the hold.
DSR drags H-mark to the middle of the ring and yells: "I'll beat you with your own @#%$ move!" and grabs H-mark's legs for the Sharpshooter.
He grabs H-Mark's legs but H-Mark has the chair and hits a stiff shot on DSR. DSR goes down hard. H-Mark places the chair on DSR's head and goes to the top and hits a flying headbutt on the chair/DSR's head!
With his last ounce of strength H-mark drapes his arm over DSR and the ref counts 1... 2 ... 3!
Winner and in the finals: HitmanMark.
After the match both men are helped to the back.
As the ring crew sets up for the Circus Net Death Match and Coward Stinkel explains the stipulations (go to page 19 of this thread to read them if you can't remember. I'm too lazy to write them again) a video segment shown Mr. JD's mask nailed to a door.
The match is ready.
PsychoApeGuy makes his way to the ring, nervously looking up at the cheese that is suspended above the highest of the 3 scaffolds surrounding the ring.
Suddenly JZ runs out from the back and hits Ape with a clothesline from behind.
The two brawl around the ring taking turns whipping each other into the guard rail.
JZ sends Ape headfirst into the ring steps and goes over to Toom and demands his chair. Toom refuses saying: "This is between you two. Leave me and my souvenir chair out of it."
JZ grabs another chair and connects on Ape's head with a sickening thud. Ape collapses on the unforgiving concrete floor.
JZ lays him on his back, puts the chair over his head and climbs to the top rope. He then hits a double stomp from the top turnbuckle to the outside floor landing on the chair that's over Ape's head!
The fans break into the first fecal chant of the evening.
JZ start climbing the first scaffold as he looks wearily at the barbed wire circus net that's suspended over the ring.
He's on the second scaffold, his eyes on the cheese, victory within his grasp.
PsychoApeGuy is up! PSYCHOAPEGUY IS UP! He's a bloody mess, but he's up.
Ape throws himself into the scaffolding and JZ loses his balance. He's hanging over the side of the second scaffolding. Ape lives up to his name as he crawls the second scaffolding and both men are now on the second scaffolding. They exchange punches. JZ with a kick to the gut and Ape is hunched over. He wouldn't.... Oh, no!
JZ grabs Ape by the pants and neck and sends him flying from the scaffold into the ring.
But his trajectory was off and Ape hits and holds onto the lowest scaffold. He pulls himself up and start to go after JZ who is on his way up to the third scaffold.
JZ is on the third scaffold and starts to pull at the cheese, when Ape is up on the third scaffold and charges at JZ with a spear. Both men almost go over the side.
Punches as the two men struggle to get the upper hand.
JZ hits a DDT on Ape and goes for the cheese. He's almost got it when Ape hits a drop toehold.
Ape is up and.... HE'S GOT THE CHEESE!
He hugs the cheese but JZ is getting up behind him. JZ soins him around but Ape throws him the cheese.
Remember, folks, to win you have to hit you opponent with the cheese first!
Ape dropkicks the cheese into the face of JZ.... and JZ GOES OVER THE SIDE INTO THE BARBED WIRE NET! BAH GOD ALMIGHTY! THAT'S A TWENTY FOOT DROP! IT LOOKS LIKE A BARBED WIRE CAR WRECK.
Ape raises the cheese over his head then looks down on JZ who's tangled up in the barbed wire.
Ape raises his elbow, puts the cheese under it and launches himself off the scaffold onto JZ!
Bah GOD! The Cheese Elbow from the top of the scaffold into the barbed wire.
Both men are tangled up horribly in the barbed wire, but Ape has his arm over JZ's chest and one three count later he is announced as the winner!
Shazz: "I'll tell you what, folks. Nobody looks like a winner in this one, but the scorebooks will read PsychoApeGuy. This is the most ungodly match I think anyone of us have ever witnessed."
Commercial break.
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DoubleDDudley
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Posts: 3183
(8/10/04 4:26 am)
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Re: SummerSquash part 4.
*It's time for the final of the WCF Heavyweight Title Tournament. Making his way to the ring: The Na$$$ure Boy $lim Flair!
Na$$$ struts to the ring while WOOing. He enter the ring and disrobes.
HitmanMark's music plays, but noone comes out.
Shazz: "Oh, don't tell me he will become our new champ without even having fought a single match all night!"
The ref calls for the bell and start the now customary count with Na$$$ WOOing along.
Suddenly, at 7, HitmanMark sprints out to the ring jumps on the apron and hits a perfect springboard dropkick on Na$$$.
Na$$$ flops all around the ring, sellig like he's been hit by a truck.
H-Mark starts chopping Na$$$ but Na$$$ retaliates with chops of his own. It goes back and forth for several minutes until H-Mark irish whips Na$$$. Na$$$ reverses and send H-Mark into the ropes and follows him with a clothesline.
H-Mark is feeling the effects of the evening as he hangs on the ropes. Three chops by Na$$$, a WOO and a strut. Na$$$ turns and runs at H-Mark to hit him with a Cactus Clothesline, but H-Mark intercepts with a backbody drop that sends Na$$$ to the outside floor.
H-Mark climbs to the top, but out of the crowd comes DSR and throws a chair into the face of H-Mark. H-Mark falls back into the ring. DSR jump in, puts the chair on H-Mark's chest, climbs to the top and hits a perfect Dashboard Confessional on H-Mark.
Na$$$ is back in the ring looking at DSR who's getting up. DSR turn around, sees Na$$$ and motions for him to cover H-Mark. Na$$$ goes for the cover and gets a dropkick to the back of the head from DSR.
Seurity swarms the ring and pulls away a kicking and screaming DSR. Both the conmbatants are down.
Na$$$ gets to his feet, WOO's and goes for a pin, but H-mark kicks out.
Na$$$ puts the boot to him, pusing only to WOO.
Suddenly H-mark grabs Na$$$'s foot and pulls him into a sharpshooter. Na$$$ begs and screams like a little girl at a GI JOE convention.
Somehow Na$$$ gets to the ropes and H-Mark is forced to break the hold. H-Mark pulls Na$$$ to the center of the ring. Na$$$ begs like a drunk at the end of the month.
Thumb to the eye of H-mark. H-Mark is blind.
Na$$$ Flair Flops and H-mark loses his balance and drops to the mat.
Na$$$ locks in the DisFigure 4 leg lock and H-Mark whrites in pain.
OH MY GOD! You Gene is coming to the ring. He's ascending the top turnbuckle. Frogsplash with the EWT Championship belt. Both men gets it.
You Gene is removed from ringside. Who did he want to help? Who did he mean to hit?
The DisFigure 4 is still locked in but both men are laying unconscious in the ring. The ref lifts their arms. They both drop limply to the mat. And a second time. The third and descisive time. both arms drop, but Na$$$ stop just before it hits the mat. It flies up in the air and Na$$$ lets out a loud WOOO!
Your winner and NEW WCF Worlds HeavyWeight Champion Of The World, The Na$$$ure Boy $lim Flair!
H-mark is wheeled out on a stretcher as Na$$$ is helped to his feet and raises the belt above his head in celebration.
Double D comes out on the entrance ramp with a furious look on his face.
DD: "So you've won , you @#%$! Well, your pain has just begun 'cause the sixman tag is NOW!"
DD and Scott AlcoHall walk to the ring and Na$$$ exits it to buy some time.
HBH and Gasoline make their way to the ring. The hook up with Na$$$ on the outside, congratulate him, and discuss a plan of attack.
The all jump in the ring at the same time and a brawl breaks out.
Finally the ref restores order, the bell rings and the legal men are Scott AlcoHall and HBH. SA whips HBH into the Insiders corner and work him over with chops and chokes. When the ref demands he break the chokes he argues with him and DD cheats with punches and chokes.
Finally The Insiders tag and it's DD's turn to work over HBH and SA turn to cheat while the refs back is turned.
Gas tries to run in and help but the ref stops him and The Insiders choke HBH on the top rope. Scott AlcoHall breathes on HBH and the alcohol level sends HBH to the mat.
DD signals for the Botch Bomb, but HBH hits a lowblow.
A man runs to ringside! Is it the mystery Third Man?
No, it's a crew member with beers for The Insiders. hey both empty the glass and DD forgets to sell the lowblow. HBH is crawling to his corner. DD goes for him, but he tags in Gas who comes charging in.
A man runs to ringside! It's the Mystery Third Man!!
No, it's a kid with a couple of pizza slices for The Insiders.
DD Tomko Boots Gas and goes to his corner for the Slices.
Gas gets up and tags in Na$$$. Na$$$ struts, WOOs and tags Gas back in. Gas charges The Insiders, when a man runs to ringside! It's a man in mask! This has to be the Mystery Third Man! No, it's a fan who wants an autograph from The Insiders.
Tomko Boot to Gas and The Insiders sign the autograph (and gets the 100 Dollar fee). DD wipes his brow and tags in Scott AlcoHall.
Gas is getting to his feet. SA kicks him in the face. Gas goes down and SA poses. HBH runs in.
A woman runs to ringside! It's a Mystery Third woMan!
No, it's DD secretary with an important phonecall. SA stiffs HBH while DD talks on the phone. The ref gets HBH back outside.
Gas is up and punches SA. SA nosells it and grabs Gas for the S.O.S (Sathchel Of Shyte (Fallaway Slam)).
SA tags in DD and grabs a bottle of lightfluid on the outside and takes a deep swig.
DD walks to Gas and puts the boot to him. Gas punches wildly.
DD grabs his stomach. Did Gas connect? No, DD lets out a fart. It would seem that, ironically, DD has Gas.
Gas uses the distarction to get to his corner. HBH, Gas and Na$$$ talk.
A Gorilla runs to ringside! Oh MY God! The Third Man is a Gorilla!
No, the gorilla hands DD a bouquet of Flowers and sings a song. It's a Gorilla-O-Gram! Bah God, henious.
Na$$$ is in. He hits DD with a chop to the back. DD turns around and Na$$$ hits a snapmare and slaps on a headlock. DD tries to reach for Scott AlcoHall, but he appears to have fallen asleep.
Scott is up and runs in the ring, but HBH and Gas are on him with a beatdown.
Fro Man comes down the aisle! It's Fro Man! He's the third Man. But wait, Mprox is on him and they brawl in the aisle.
DD is loose and whips Na$$$ into the ropes for a back body drop. Na$$$ is down.
Gas hits DD with a clothesline. DD is down.
Scott AlcoHall potatoes Gas in the face. Gas is down.
HBH sends SA into the ropes and stomps his foot for the Sweet Chin Muzak. He hits is but SA falls into him pushing HBH out of the ring. Everyone is down.
SA slides to the outside and grabs a fans beer. HBH is up and goes for SA. SA grabs a chair. It's Toom E's souvenir chair! WHACK! on HBH's skull.
The ref instructs SA to get back in the ring. SA pulls HBH back in the ring with him.
SA sets up HBH for the Hazers Pledge. Na$$$ hits a drop toehold and sends both HBH and SA to the mat in a dangerous looking heap.
Na$$$ struts and slaps the DisFigure 4 on DD.
TOOM IS IN THE RING! He's the third man!
No, wait, he's just there to get his souvenir chair back. Na$$$ breaks the hold and offers Toom a shot at DD.
Toom nods, winds up and hits a homerun!
ON NA$$$! Giant Leg Drop! Bah GOD, Toom IS The Third Man.
Toom covers Na$$$ for the 1... 2... 3!
Winners and NEW EWT tag team champs: Toom E Dangerously and The Insiders.
Toom rips off his shirt to reveal a nBo Corporate T-Shirt.
Everyone from the back flood the ring and everyone brawls to close the PPV.
Shazz: "This has been the greatest night in the history of our board! Where do we go from here?"
(OOC: That's the end. Don't miss NitRaw tonight to see where we go from here. Hope everyone enjoyed it. It was a big task and it had several problems which where mainly mine. The second take on the HitmanMark DSR battle didn't turn out as good as the first, but I hope it was okay.
Anyway, I apologize for the delays and crap. There are no good excuses. I hope it didn't ruin anyones plans or detrieved from their enjoyment of the PPV.
I'll read everyones responses tonight. Once more, sorry for the problems.)
Edited by: DoubleDDudley at: 8/10/04 10:44 am
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The Golden Spike
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Posts: 705
(8/10/04 4:50 am)
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What!
<ooc - nice job DD>
*The Spike pulls up at the arena, and jumps out of his car, racing as fast the prosthetic 'Big Dust�' belly (with splotch) will let him. However, he reaches the centre of the ring to find that everyone is gone, and Latino Meat is sweeping all of the garbage out of the ring*
Spike - hey Meat. What the hell happened? I was caught in traffic, I was 'sposed to be the mystery third man. I even went through this ridiculous 'Spike quits, goes insane and think's he's Duthty Rhodes' bit - all the time, I was holed up a hotel across town, waiting to do my run in and SWWWEEEERRRVVVEEE everyone.
Meat - I jus clean up da place, homes. I heard dat Toomi turn his back on extreme and join da nBo, tho. Thass why da ring is so full of crap.
Spike - What!?
*Spike tears off his prosthetic belly and flings it out of the ring*
Spike - Why, why me? I was gonna be the one... what did I do wrong? Why can't I get a break?
I swear to you, by almighty Flair, that I will prove that I deserve my spot, even as nBo waterboy - the Spike shall rise again!
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Handstand Brando
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Posts: 322
(8/10/04 6:29 am)
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The Best of Fro
Anti Fro, this is your night
First let me start by saying that I wish you went to Columbine High School.
How about we talk about Anti Fro, and how he has been jobbed out more than his mom in the weekly trader under the Borrow or Lend section.
Welcome to The Fro Man Show, The Only TV show to have 87 Gay Jokes, 47 1/2 Momma Jokes and 31 Black/Mexican/Homeless Crackhead Gimp Jokes
Anti Fro whacks off so much that he went out and got his left hand surgically replaced with another right hand
Ya know, my sense of humor ranges from drunken monkeys spraying airfreshners in each others asses to Cripple gymnastics. So, when I hear such a interview such as Anti Fro, I have to make fun of him. So, dont get offended and cast an anchient horrific spell of yellow jacket to sting me
Fro Man is standing at a japanese fish market
Fro Man: Fillet O Greyhound? no thanks
Otomo Hankso: That joke doesnt work with us. Asians eat dog. Japanese eat...
Fro Man: Sorry bro, gotta run
Fro Man walks out into the street and looks at all the "Japs"
Fro Man: They all look the same... this is like trying to find Anti Fro hanging out with a chick. It just doesnt seem possible
Fro Man purposely trips a 4 year old japanese kid walking down the street
Fro Man: HAH! put that in your fingertrap and smoke it!
Little Boy: Fingertraps are Chinese
Fro Man: Are you sassing me son???????????????????
Fro Man gives the kid the R K FRO, EVENFRO DDT, and THE PEOPLES ELFRO in succession. He then puts the kid in a garbage can, and rolls him down a hill
Fro Man: Im leaving, but before I go... *fart*
Fro Man flies back to America, joining the mile high club with Anti Fro's mom in the process
Fro Man enters the arena to an astounding chorus of boos
Fro Man: Why are you people booing me? and where the hell is my entrance music?????
Oh thats right... I almost forgot..... Im a jobber. My bad.
Anti Fro, Listen up guy... I think Ive had just about enough of you. Ill admit it, you beat me at my own game the other day.... quite literally, considering an original thought has never popped out of your cake hole.
Thats right. Im sick of this trash. You have completely ripped off everything that I thought of. My gimmick, my catch phrases, every idea, and I think its time we put this crap to rest.
Thats right. a CAREER MATCH! Not just any kind of career match. The loser has to to to WCW match. Do you have the guts kid? Leave your mounties at home, Ill leave the froites behind. No Big Fro. Just you and I, man to man, toe to toe, fro to fro.
I want this match booked. Set it for Nitraw, or Tuesday night, or wednesday night. WHENEVER! This match will go down.
(No catch phrase for jobbers)
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You Gene
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Posts: 20
(8/10/04 6:52 am)
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*Post Show DVD Extra*
*You Gene is backstage in his dressing room, still wearing the EWT Championship.*
Hi everybody. It's me, You Gene. I just wanted to clear some confussion up to you all. I helped Na$$$ure Boy win the championship. Not because he asked me to, oh no. But because I wanted to. Do you know why? Because I'm mad. I'm mad at Double D. I'm mad at HitmanMark. I'm mad at everybody who calls me *bleep*. I'm not *bleep*, I'm special. I was always nice to HitmanMark & he made fun of me. That's not nice. So I decided to be not nice. Na$$$ure Boy was never mean to me. But I am sorry that I hit you Mr. Boy. I had to do it so that nobody would know I was after Hitmanmark & making a heel turn of sorts. Because I am You Gene...and I am still a champion!!! Yeah!!!
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toomiguci
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(8/10/04 7:08 am)
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Re: *Post Show DVD Extra*
*Toom E dangerously is shown leaving the arena in a hurry*
Todd: Toom, Toom, can you explain what just happened?
Toom: Back off, just back off. I gotta go. My family's got dinner waiting, so I'm in a hurry.
Todd: No, damn it, you owe us an explanation.
*Toom stops in his tracks & grabs Todd Whatishisname & shoves him against a wall.*
Toom: Look Todd, everything will be explained in due time. You, & the rest of the world, will just have to wait until I am damn ready. All I can say is their will be some changes in the future. Now get out of my face.
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The Golden Spike
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(8/10/04 7:58 am)
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Re: *Post Show DVD Extra*
*Todd Pettingill is still standing, winded and stunned, by the wall, when The Golden Spike comes running out of the darkness and delivers a mean-looking Ax Botcher to Pettingill, then puts the boots to him*
That's right, Pettingill - when Toom and the boys tell you to shut up, you'd better SHUT THE HELL UP!!
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HitmanMark
Posts: 612
(8/10/04 8:41 am)
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Re: *Post Show DVD Extra*
OOC: Heh, nice one, Spike. Afterall, it would make more sense for Bollywood to be the mystery man in a match with the InSiders...I mean, really, that's how the nBo was born, wasn't it?
Btw, great job, D. Greatly appreciated.
BiC:
<It's the next day, and HMark, bandaged and bruised from his four matches, walks through the back angrily, looking for something. He finds a guy with a bunch of papers>
HM: Is that...is that the order of NitRaw later?
Guy: Um, yeah, it tells us the order everyone will come out in-
HM: GIVE ME THAT, YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!! <shoves the guy away>
<HMark reads, noticing that there's going to be segments tonight involving...Double D...You-Gene...Na$$$...and does that say Toom, or is HMark's black eye just hideously swollen?>
<As HMark reads that, a sick, sadistic smile crosses his face...he heads back to the H.A. Locker Room, where we see The Franchise and Blurred Version helping Jz and PsychoApe with their bandages and stiches from their HEINOUS match at the 'Squash. Bah Gawd, what could they be up to?>
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ThePhantom86
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(8/10/04 10:11 am)
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Hot Story
**Breaking news**
Following the PPV SummerSquash, 8Syxx was taken to the hospital for some X-rays. On the way to the hospital, 8Syxx flat lined but thanks to some quick thinking by Pink, 8Syxx regained his pulse after getting an alcohol drip. The doctors took some X-rays of 8Syxx's head. Here is one of those photos:
There was trauma to the brain that was the result of the action at SummerSquash and all the booze and drugs 8Syxx had been taken. 8Syxx will remain in the hospital until he wakes from his coma. We will bring you any news we hear, right here on the WCF.
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HitmanDX
Posts: 373
(8/10/04 11:31 am)
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Re: Hot Story
OOC: Good job, DDD.
IC: All right, no more Mr. Nice Guy. Enough is enough, and it's time for a change! Tonight I'm going to take things to the next level.
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toomiguci
Member
Posts: 1108
(8/10/04 11:41 am)
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Re:
OOC: What are ya gonna do? Start wearing traffic signs & have a clock? Sorry, couldn't resist.
BIC: *Toom is spotted in a nice, posh NYC restaurant having lunch. Some lobster, shrimp, caviar, & a bacon cheeseburger. A 10-year old approaches him.*
Child: Excuse me Mr. Toom E? Can I have your autograph?
Toom: Geeze kid, can't you see I'm eating?
Child: All I want is an autograph mister.
Toom: Fine. Give me the damn pen & paper.
*Toom grabs the pen & paper & scribbles his name down. Mustard & ketchup from the bacon cheeseburger drip onto the paper as well, making the autograph unreadable.*
Child: Toom, why did you do what you did yesterday?
Toom: Well kid, you want to know? Tell me something: do you have cable?
Child: No, I don't.
Toom: Then I guess you'll have to wait until next Saturday when the WCF Mindless Pointless recap Show airs, huh? Now get out of here, you're bugging me.
*Toom has management kick the child & his family out for disturbing him, as he goes on to eat his lobster & bacon cheeseburger.*
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Edited by: toomiguci at: 8/10/04 12:01 pm
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ThePhantom86
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(8/10/04 11:52 am)
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Re: Hot Story
ooc: He's not a nugget though! He's a black heart!!!
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sievetronix
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(8/10/04 12:35 pm)
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Re: Hot Story
sievetronix on the boiler room
i hate this @#%$ fed, i cant wait to get that @#%$ belt so everyone can go @#%$ themselves
Edited by: sievetronix at: 8/10/04 1:06 pm
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Handstand Brando
Member
Posts: 325
(8/10/04 12:51 pm)
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Re: Hot Story
yeah yeah YEAH! tell em brutha!!!
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dorzia
Posts: 847
(8/10/04 3:00 pm)
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**mr jack daniels identity and real reason he didn't compete in semi finals last night!!! click here!!!! nude pix of nbo corporate in gay post match shower orgy!!!(not that there's anything wrong with that) click here!!!!! 100%illigitimate!!!
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Jackrabbit Slim
Posts: 1451
(8/10/04 3:03 pm)
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The Champ Is Here!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I told you, I told you all! It was just a matter of time and look at this here this big gold strap signifies 209 time World Champ! WOO! This is the dawn of a new era! The Na$$$ure Boy Era and the future is WOoOo bright baby!
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DoubleDDudley
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(8/10/04 4:37 pm)
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WCF NitRaw!
*Pyros go and a video recap of SummerSquash plays.
nBo Corporate (Double D, Scott AlcoHall, DSR, A-Bomb and Fettster) comes to the ring to massive booing.*
DD: "I stand here in the aftermath of the biggest night in board history. And I stand here victorious. I have what I said I would have: The EWT Tag Belts.
HBH and his boy toy will think twice before they doublecross me again.
Unfortunately, we don't have the WCF Championship. The A$$$-ure Boy has that. Once again.
Enjoy it, old man. It won't last long.
But tonight is about celebration. Last night proved who was on who's side.
I'd like to officially welcome Fettster back into the fold.
*DD and Fettster hug (in a manly, purely platonic way) as the rest of nBo corporate applaud*
DD: "Welcome back, kid. I always knew you were on my side."
Fettster: "When I took the nBo pledge it was 4 life. I've always given to the nBo without asking. But now I have something to ask."
DD: "What is it, my son? Ask and ye shall receive."
Fettster: "Last night Curtrok cost me my shot at the belt. I wnat to make him suffer for that. I want to teach him the thing I don't know: Fear. And I want to teach him the thing I know all to well: Pain.
I want him to know what it means to mess with the nBo. It want hurt him so bad he'll never forget. So bad that when he looks at his scars he'll know who gave them to him and why. And that it was all his own fault for sticking his nose in nBo business."
DD: "Tell me what you want, Brother"
Fettster: "I want Curtrok in a Barbed Wire Rope Cage Match. I want to tear his flesh from his bones and throw his body from the top of the cage. I want to beat him to within an inch of his life and then stop, so he will survive and live on with the scars and trauma for the rest of his natural life. So he can warn other what will happen when they mess with the nBo."
DD: "Well, the nBo Corporate don't make request. They make demands. And those demands are always met.
So you will get you match with Curtrok. I will make it happen for you, my son."
On that note, I'd like to welcome another member into the fold. He's a new guy, but has shown spunk and gusto. I like the cut of this guys jib. He's the Distraction Of The Faction... please welcome:
FRO MAN!
*Fro Man walks out with a nBo Corporate t-shirt and shakes hands with all the nBo Corporate members.*
Fro Man: "Yodey Yodey Yo. Here comes the Fro. And now I'm down with the nBo. Or should that be nBFro?"
*The other members seem reluctant*
Fro Man: "Okay, but I have a favor to ask, too. I want Anti Fro in a career match. Hows about it?"
DD: "Well, I have difficulty saying no to a bro. Especially one with a fro. So, I'll give you that MoFro, bro.
Hmmm.... this is shaping up like a PPV...."
*Suddenly there's the sound of two bicycles crashing together and music plays. Spike comes out on the ramp.*
Spike: "Hi, sir, Mr. Dudley, sir. I wanna join nBo Corporate, too, sir. I don't even want a favor. i just want things to be like they were when we ruled like kings."
DD: "Well, we still rule like kings. And I guess we could use a royal fool..."
*The other nBo Corporate members laugh*
Spike: "Yeah. Who would you like me to make our fool? I'll prove I'm worthy of joining nBo Corporate."
DD: "...well, let me think on that. Oh, but we seem to be dangerously low on Whiskey..."
Spike: "I'll go get some. I know a place where they make it real smooth. You get your eyesight back after only three days!"
*Spike runs off as nBo Corporate laughs and shakes their heads*
DD: "Well, I have one more piece of business to adress: Toom E Dangerously.
Toom and I have had our differences in the past, but Toom realished what he needed to do and who he needed to do it with.
Yeah, he had a dream of a promotion that was different. But he also had a family that needs food on the table. And in the end that's what matters most. So Toom faced facts.
You fans, that claimed to love the EWT: Where were you when Toom need to pay his mortgage? Where were you when his kid needed braces? When his wife needed a boob job? Where the hell were you?
You weren't there for him. But guess who was?
Me. Me and the nBo Corporate. With the Corporate cash. A man of Toom's talent shouldn't be boggled down by financial concerns. He should be given free reign to make a show that will get ratings.
So that's what I will give him.
I treat my friend very well indeed and as a token of my appreciation of Toom's help last night I'm giving him...
A NEW EWT Thread to run as he sees fit. I'm even gonna throw in the EWT Tag belts. We have no use for them. We simply wanted to teach HBH and Assoline a lesson, right Scott?"
SA: "....Yeah, Mang. I gots this charity event I gots to go to anyway, mang. Open bar, chico..."
DD: "So, beginning now: EWT IS BACK!"
(OOC: Feel free to keep NitRaw going with promos.)
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dorzia
Posts: 849
(8/10/04 4:44 pm)
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.......
a limo is shown rolling up, we see a cowboy boot step out and hear a framiliar laugh as we go to comercial..... could it be????????
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HitmanDX
Posts: 377
(8/10/04 5:01 pm)
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Re: WCF NitRaw
*As DDD is walking backstage, he is attacked from behind by two masked men. They beat on him with baseball bats, bashing his brains in. One of the masked men then throws DDD through a glass window. He is then powerbomb through two tables. Now lying in a pool of his own blood, DDD lays motionless. The men then pull off their masks to reveal...
HBH AND GASOLINE!!!!
HBH: You think this is over, DoubleD? You're wrong. This is just the beginning. When I get through with you, you won't have a leg to stand on!
HBH and Gasoline then walk off, sneering and snickering. Moments later, EMTs come and take DDD to the hospital.
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HitmanMark
Posts: 613
(8/10/04 6:00 pm)
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Re: WCF NitRaw
<The Hazardous Alliance watches the monitor, letting what has happened sink in>
Mprox: So, wait...we're back? Is EWT really alive now? Do we just go back?
Sieve: But we've got unfinished business here! And who knows who Toom's gonna hire back...I mean, we have no idea what's going on besides the fact that there's a new EWT...that could mean anything!
Psycho: ...but does this mean we can't stop the nBo? Does this mean we're just gonna sit around while Na$$$ has the belt?
HM: God, I...I don't know. I mean, what if it ends up being a watered down EWT, with "WCF Style" wrestling?! God, I just don't know anymore...
Jz: Well, I DO know one thing: Toom's gonna have a HELL of a lot of explaining to do.
<all five nod in agreement>
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Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare
Member
Posts: 305
(8/10/04 7:15 pm)
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Re: WCF NitRaw
*Breaking News*
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare and Steven Richards has just been arrested on drug charges.
After leaving the arena tonight after NitRaw they were pulled over for speeding by the LAPD. When the officers noticed the two were under the influence of cocaine and notice a white powdery residue on the dashboard of their SUV. The police then conducted a search and found 10 grams of cocaine.The two are now in a local LA County Jail. No further news as of late.
* A-Bomb and Steven Richards drop the soap and become victims of gang rape pictures here. Stephanie McMahon anal sex pics here. BigShowRulz return new look click here.*
Edited by: Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare at: 8/10/04 7:23 pm
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toomiguci
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(8/10/04 8:43 pm)
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Re: WCF NitRaw
*Toom walks to the ring, wearing his nBo Corporate shirt, & grabs the mic. He sits down in his SummerSquash souveneir chair & looks at in the audience.*
Well, well, well...lookie at the reception I get here. Nothing but boo's & jeers.
*Toom catches a bottle of beer thrown into the ring*
Thanks, I was thirsty. Appreciate it. Now, you all are wondering why I did what I did, huh? Why I took my souveneir chair that I paid for & used it in the ring? You honestly think I paid for this chair? hell no. It was a gift from Double D. What can I say, if you can't beat them....join them. And that's what I did. And now, I got the EWT BACK!!! BACK WHERE IT BELONGS!!! RIGHT HERE IN THE WORLD OF WRESTLECRAP!!!!
Thing is though, it's going to change over in the EWT. Things are going to be different. And you will soon find out how.
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Edited by: toomiguci at: 8/10/04 9:08 pm
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You Gene
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Posts: 21
(8/10/04 9:17 pm)
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Re: WCF NitRaw
*A playground is shown, where You Gene is sitting on a seesaw all by himself.*
Hi everybody. Please don't hate me anymore. I did what I had to do to do it. I don't want you to hate me. I tried really hard. I won this shiny EWT belt for you. And now EWT is back. And that's neat. I saw that Mr. Toom called a meeting for the wrasslers of EWT. That means me & HitmanMark. Hitman was my favorite wrassler until recently. he gave me owwies. That wasn't nice. he said I screw guys. That's yicky. But I will be there tomorrow. Right now, I wanna be alone. I have to think because this isn't isn't fun anymore.
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DoubleDDudley
Moderator
Posts: 3186
(8/10/04 11:57 pm)
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Re: WCF NitRaw
OOC: While I normally don't like stuff where someone post and "gets the better" of someone else, unless it's been worked out ahead of time, I'm gonna roll with this hospital angle as I think it's just what I need and will allow me to relax a little bit.
Oh, and Spike? Golden opportunity right here!
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DoubleDDudley
Moderator
Posts: 3187
(8/11/04 12:01 am)
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NitRaw Aftermath.
BIC:
As NitRaw draws to a close (and cheats the fans yet again, having not featured a single wrestling match) DD is shown being taken away to hospital.
What now? Where do we go from here? Will there even be a WCF thread now that the boss has been injured? Or will EWT be the main show?
One thing is for sure:
As NitRaw draws to a close, so does yet another WCF/nBo thread.
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