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The Golden Spike Member Posts: 441 (6/3/04 6:10 am)	Uh oh It happened again! We wuz skrewed! Enjoy yo self!
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 218 (6/3/04 6:11 am)	Re: Uh oh BAH GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received." Edited by: ThePhantom86 at: 6/3/04 6:12 am
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 442 (6/3/04 6:18 am)	Also... ... who'da thunk that we could spread this crap across 1000 plus official posts, plus gahd knows how many run-ins and references? All that, and it isn't spread TOO thin, I reckon Enjoy yo self!
HitmanDX Posts: 205 (6/3/04 6:47 am)	Re: Also... Wow, over 1000 posts, 2 locked threads, and this thing is still going on! Now THIS is what I call building a legacy. nBo- The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be. The Hitman has spoken.
EasyCompany17 Moderator Posts: 2080 (6/3/04 8:20 am) ezSupporter	Re: Also... <---gets a noose to hang himself
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 443 (6/3/04 8:25 am)	Easy... ... shouldn't you be hanging other posters, and inducting them into your Easy Corporate Ministry? Or is that just pushing it? Wouldn't you like your own, personal, Naked Smark, or Viscera? Or is that just a load of ole' wrestlecrap? Enjoy yo self!
EasyCompany17 Moderator Posts: 2082 (6/3/04 8:40 am) ezSupporter	Re: Easy... unfortunately, it's all grade A Crapola to me.
Bobafett Posts: 270 (6/3/04 10:39 am)	Oh yeah.. Guess what..its here..the return Of the Fettster and his "lovely ladies"..with the IC title round my waist... ALLL RIIIIIIIGGHT
goshdangit lol Member Posts: 238 (6/3/04 11:41 am)	Re: Oh yeah.. hay what hapened, what was the thread locked... it was hilariouse!!!!
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 220 (6/3/04 12:12 pm)	Re: Oh yeah.. a thread gets locked after 502 posts. nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
dorzia Posts: 560 (6/3/04 1:12 pm)	..... We have done what vinnie mac hasn't done! We've signed our show to a third new network! and rumor has it that russo has a HUGE, MAJOR, THREAD LOCKING, RATINGS GRABBING, BLOCKBUSTER, announcement to celebrate the birth of the uh oh thread! stay tuned!
goshdangit lol Member Posts: 241 (6/3/04 2:49 pm)	Re: ..... wait now teh thread, is locked again??? ? $:\$ ?
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2111 (6/3/04 3:20 pm)	Re: ..... No sells the locking of the "Hey Yo" thread Yeah, that's right Nate Jones is coming and Dusty will be in his corner. But who's side is he on? Stay with us, folks. We're live. nBo - keeping on squashing. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
dorzia Posts: 561 (6/3/04 4:12 pm)	..... -russo comes to the ring, doesn't say a word, looks up at the big screen of highlights from the unprecedented locking of two threads and a combined 1000+ posts. and he..... takes off his mask (scooby doo villain style) to reveal that he really is....... THE GOBBLEY GOOKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no wonder these threads reach unreal levels of crap on a daily basis! my god, where do we go from here! show goes off the air with the entire nBo on the ramp staring in disbelief as the gooker dances uncontrollably around the uh oh thread!
wilmes Member Posts: 497 (6/3/04 4:53 pm)	Re: ..... "I want my country back!" -Dustin Wilmes- "Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat."
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 459 (6/3/04 7:03 pm)	Re: ..... Ladies and Jerks, welcome once again to the Highlight Steal!!! Cue the song "Break the Board Down" That's right, folks, DSR is back for another addition of everyone's favorite segment. The Jeri-er, DSRtron shows the same footage Russo just showed, but everyone has DSR's head digitally placed on their body. That's right, your Emocore Hero has decided to take credit for every post ever in the history of the Ugh and Hey Yo threads...and while I'm at it, this thread as well. DSR motions toward a gymbag in the corner of the ring. You all might be wondering what's in this bag. Perhaps this video will explain... The DSRtron shows the match where HitmanMark wins the World Title (or whatever we call it). But digitally put over HMark's face is, of course, DSR's face. That's right, I'm even taking credit for HMark's world title win!!! *DSR pulls the world title out of the gymbag...and immediately recieves the dreaded XPac heat. These damn internet smarks, they must be gay. At any rate, we're on a new network with a new...er, the same world champ. WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT BAH GAHD WEEK, FOLKS!!!!! nBo-We're complaining to our father-in-law that you can't wrestle nBo style. DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2116 (6/4/04 12:43 am)	Re: ..... Weeeeeell, ya see.... the reffaree... wasn't concious duing dat....pinfall. He had gotten a clubberin', so I'm afraid.... the belt... is up for grabs. Ah cain't member who suppose' ta be da champ, so ah'm announcin'.... a one nite tournament... for the WCF... Worlds haevyweight champee.... of da world, jack. And the first contestant will be mah nue boi.... Nate Jones: Fans, you heard it here first! "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 444 (6/4/04 2:13 am)	Re: ..... Bah gahd, that Jones is a hoss... as is this guy Enjoy yo self!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2120 (6/4/04 12:39 pm)	Re: ..... Guess we have ourselves a main event. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 449 (6/4/04 2:07 pm)	Re: ..... And what a main event it is... Nate 'Hoss' Jones vs. Hoss Cartwright, with the winner getting the 'hoss' nickname, and the loser getting the proverbial government muling. This'll be criminal (literally, in Jones case). btw, does his recent movie activity get him an upgrade to Trojan hoss? Enjoy yo self!
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 971 (6/4/04 2:11 pm)	--- trojan hoss? shhh.. russo might be lissenin!
Latino Meat Member Posts: 275 (6/4/04 4:34 pm)	ahem. hey yo... you might not know why i'm here, but you know who i am... because i yam what i yam, and that's all that i yam.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2133 (6/4/04 5:24 pm)	Re: ahem. Hey, Meat. Long time, no squash. Glad to have you back. The fans were tired of me constantly squashing and screwing over HitmanMark. You just got a main event push, boy. Look, up in the ceiling. The lights. Just relax while the ref counts to three. There, that wasn't so hard, was it? Don't worry, you'll get a win over some local talent on WCF Sunday Night Cheat. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
toomiguci Member Posts: 643 (6/4/04 6:26 pm)	Re: Uh oh When we last saw Toomiguci, he was stranded on an island in the Hey Yo thread with Webster. The Love Boat was sent to save him, but they couldn't find the island <Toomiguci's music hits as he struts to the board looking a little lighter, sporting a long beard, carrying a bottle of Evian water, a beach ball, & a strange Federal Express package. Toomi grabs a mic to cut the longest promo ever born & born the pants off of everybody> Well, well, well...I see I get stranded on an island & this place goes to hell, lock, stock, & barrel. Obviously Vince McMahon bought the Hey Yo Thread & closed it down. Let me tell you where I have been. After being stranded on that island for 10 minutes with that short, little black guy, I got hungry. So I cooked him over an open flamed pit where I seasoned him with lemon & herbs. After I got hungry, I ate the camera crew that was with me. I then set the camera up myself to film my actions into the next big reality movie soon to be released in theatres. I tried to figure out ways to get off the island. No such luck. As time went by, I figured out ways to save myself. I discovered fire to give myself heat. Strange things started to happen. Packages started floating onto the island. I started opening, where I discovered ice skates, birthday gifts, lots of money, a volleyball...I named him Wilson, and a package with these wings on them. For some weird reason, I couldn't bring myself to open it. I was able to hide out in a cave I found. I made a spear as well as a fishnet from some stockings in a package I found. I was able to not only catch little weird fish that tasted pretty damn good, but crab as well. I was living off the fresh of the land. Pee'ing in the ocean as well as bathing, building little houses for me & Wilson. he doesn't like sharing a house & wanted his own room. One day, 1/2 a porta potty showed up on the island. After seeing this, I became inventive. I cut down some logs using a chainsaw that was in one of the Federal Express packages. I built me a raft using homemade rope from some vines, as well as a rope I had turned into a noose to possibly hang myself over a cliff. I guessed the best tide time, used the potty as a sail, & was able to escape the island. I floated & floated out in the sea until I was picked up by a passing oil tanker. After 2 weeks, 2 loooong weeks, I am back. I am finally back. And this place will never, eeeeever, be the same...again. Now, if only I could figure out what the hell is in this damn package I still kept....
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 464 (6/4/04 6:54 pm)	Re: Uh oh DSR comes out for an impromptu matchup with toomiguchi. After a botched Emokick (Damn near Tomko level of botchery), toomi suffers a concussion. Somehow, he still manages to continue the match. The ref takes a bump after about 2 total minutes of action (or else, I'll get injured or blow up). toomi hits his patented finisher, only to be attacked by this man RONNIE JAMES DIO!!!! BAH GAHD!!! WHAT'S A KING OF METAL DOING WITH THE EMOCORE CHAMP?!?! THAT HEINOUS ROCKSTAR! THIS IS WORSE THAN A CHYNA/MACHO MAN WORLD TOUR!!! TOOMI'S BLEEDING LIKE A STUCK GOVERNMENT TWO DOLLAR JEZEBEL! DSR goes for the cover. The ref recovers from his bump... ONE... ... ... TWO... ... ... THREE!!! (That's right, after being gone forever, rather than get the push he SOOOO deserves, toomi gets squashed by DSR and Dio in 2 and a half minutes.) Due to a prematch stipulation, Wilson has to be DSR's valet for one month!!! We still don't know what's in toomi's package, or the connection between Dio and DSR. What does this mean!?!?! WE'RE OUTTA TIME!!!!! DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 89 (6/4/04 8:01 pm)	Re: Uh oh Could Dio be the newest member of The New Page Outlawz? Oh Yeah and be sure to buy my new Adam Bomb Da Game t-shirt on the front theres a hollographic picture of me botching a pumphandle slam and on the back it says Da Game iz to be told not to be sold and its only 99.95 be sure to order yours today.
toomiguci Member Posts: 646 (6/4/04 8:10 pm)	Re: Uh oh Man, I get stranded on an island & everybody starts stealing my celebrity gimmic. I WAS THE ONLY PERSON WHO COULD BRING CELEBRITIES IN!!!! DAMN IT! This ain't over DSR. This ain't far from over. 2 can get celebrities from the 100 Most metal Moments on VH-1. Don't make me open this package.
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 468 (6/4/04 8:23 pm)	Re: Uh oh Whoa, whoa, toomi! The last thing we want to see is your package. At any rate, you won't want to mess with the nBo, or you'll suffer the wrath of... MIKE PATTON!!! That's right, we've got the lead singer of Faith No More, Fantomas, Tomahawk, Mr. Bungle, and for one EP, Dillinger Escape Plan. Plus he's added vocals to tracks by Chino from the Deftones, Sepultura, and the Melvins. Once we let him out, he'll let out his side projects, and the side projects will let out their side projects, and those side projects will have side projects of their own, and the show will be so cluttered with avant garde musicians, there won't be any room for you, Dusty, Nate Jones, me, nBo, NbO, lBo, Darksmarks FlockYou or anyone else!! "My life is falling to pieces...somebody put me together!" DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!! Edited by: Dancing Stevie Richards at: 6/4/04 8:26 pm
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 90 (6/4/04 8:38 pm)	Re: Uh oh Or you might have to feel the wrath of this guy Thats right Glacier
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 469 (6/4/04 8:50 pm)	Re: Uh oh JR: "BAH GAWD, THIS IS HEINOUS!!! TWO LEGENDARY METAL SINGERS, AND GLACIER SEEM TO HAVE JOINED UP WITH THE EMOCORE HERO AND THE NBO'S NUMBER ONE JUGGALO!!! IS THERE ANY STOP TO THIS MADNESS! GOV'T MULE!!!! BBQ SAUCE!!! 2 DOLLAR STEAK!!! RESTAURANT QUALITY!!!" (away from the mic, JR: Hey, pyro guy, I'm starving. Can we get a bite to eat soon. No? F*** you, Pyro guy, bah gawd! Tony I'm hungry, can we go now!?!?) Shiavonne: THIS HAS BEEN THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT!!! WE'RE OUTTA TIME!!! C'mon, JR, let's get to nBo New York already! The tv fades to black. A phone rings... Toomi: Hello? AT&T: Hello, Mister...Goosey(?). We're calling to tell you that you still need to pay your phone bill. Now we understand you've been on a desert island for quite some time. However, it seems that someone in your household has been making long distance calls to a...nBo Superstar Hotline? At any rate, we need you to pay your bill. The conversation fades out. Cue the opening credits to Silk Stockings. DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 974 (6/4/04 10:30 pm)	--- so uh.. I've run the gamut of gimmicks of late.. any suggestions for gimmick # 4,342?
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 452 (6/5/04 2:48 am)	Re: --- Have you ever been the $limfather? I was the Spikefather for about 4 posts, and it seemed to get over pretty well - might be worth looking into that. Enjoy yo self!
dorzia Posts: 564 (6/5/04 4:03 am)	..... you could start bringing a megaphone with you , and call yourself - the mouth of the nBo, $limmy hart.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2144 (6/5/04 4:50 am)	Re: ..... $limmy Hart: I like it. How about: Cruiser weight champ, $lim Fast? Hardcore Champ, Cactus $lim? Or $limkind? $lim Cold? The doctor of $tyle, the $limster? $lim the Anvil Neidhart? $li-M Punk? Hillbilly $lim? Irwin R. $limster? $.R., $lim Ross? $limsei $limsaki? $limply Luscious? $limmer? $lim-pac? 'Syco' $lim Vicious/Justice? $limjay Dutt? Zach Gowen? What's this? OH MY GOD! It's the Yeti! "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater. Edited by: DoubleDDudley at: 6/5/04 5:02 am
dorzia Posts: 565 (6/5/04 6:03 am)	..... Somehow, I knew that it was only a matter of time before the yeti made his way onto our show. Kind of like how wcw used to bring in any talent that was ever associated with the wwf in any way, we bring in anyone who had anything to do with crap in any way. see, and people think that our foolishness has nothing to do with wrestlecrap.
toomiguci Member Posts: 647 (6/5/04 6:10 am)	Re: Uh oh Toomi comes out, driving in a limo with Hollywood Stars on the front of it. His new music hits, as he steps out of the limo. He's cleanshaven, still carrying that damn package, & a bottle of Evian. He grabs the mic in the center of the ring Let me to you folks something. You don't know what it takes after living on an island for 2 weeks. I was stranded, stranded I say. And they did a lousy job trying to find me. But for all you middle class, no-talent, washed up, 9-5'er, ham & eggers, you can soon find out when my movie, Toomiguci: Castaway With Shadows, is released to the general public. That means you morons can see it. And now that I am a big time Hollywood star, I don't need these B-rate celebrities anymore. So DSR, you can keep your washed up has-been hair bands. Why? because, yoiu & them deserve each other. While your hanging out backstage, getting drunk, screwing their old hag groupies, & snorting pixie sticks, I will be at Hollywood premieres with my new friends, Halle & Tom. And for you un-intelligient oofs, I mean Halle Berry & Tom Hanks. See, you are just like the common folk in this country DSR. You're fat, out of shape, crappy actors, & lazy, as well as fat. But not me or my new friends. While you were off, working everyday, I am having fun making movies. I earned my star of the Hollywood Walk of Fame. I earned the respect & admiration of Hollywood, which is why I have moved there. All because of my soon to be released mega blockbuster Toomiguci: Castaway With Shadows. And DSR, I haven't forgotten how you stole Wilson from me. I will, I promise you, I will get Wilson back. Or my name isn't Superstar Toomiguci Layfield. STL to my Hollywood friends.
toomiguci Member Posts: 648 (6/5/04 6:16 am)	Re: Uh oh The Scam is still coming!!! And the annoying promo hasn't been forgotten.
dorzia Posts: 568 (6/5/04 9:19 am)	..... leave it to us to take one of our top faces and turn him heel for no reason just so we don't eventually have to step into the ring with him. brilliant!
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 976 (6/5/04 11:21 am)	hrrm good options all cept for ya know the yeti.. cuz if you'll remember I already did the yeti bit some 600 posts or so ago, which is how I ended up at al wilson's in the first place. I'll hafta think bout which one I become, and since it'll take some time to get the gimmick toghether, I gotta find a way to get off the show for like a day so I can make my "surprise" runin that every fan on the internet will already know about. let's see.. aww here we go _takes outta small blade, nicks himself on forehead, small trickle of blood eases down offscreen you hear THAT's HEINOUS!- so I'll be off for a second healing this vicious assault and back with a new gimmick n new tshirts! But before I leave, "Hey kids, buy your throwback Biker$lim jersey now!, act now and receive a slightly musty ( being frozen in a block of ice then waking up at the wilson's ill do that) Under$lim robe! But that's not all, also get the one time used only $limdust tshirt only ever seen in a drunken haze at a house show! Buy the trifecta of failed $lim gimmicks now for only $349 and get a souvenir cowbell absolutlely free! WCF Robzone has what you need!"
toomiguci Member Posts: 649 (6/5/04 12:35 pm)	Re: hrrm Toomi drives out in his limo & leaves it Aaahhh, now that I have finished my workout at the Betty Ford Clinic Health Spa, I am ready. DSR, I challenge you to a Bullrope Ladder Match. Wilson will be hung above the ring, mine for the taking. All I need to do is have my personal trainer carry me around the ring as he drags your unconcious carcass with the Bullrope from corner to corner, where I will tap all 4 corners then climb the ladder to retrieve Wilson. And then, & only then, will you realize that I, STL, am a true Hollywood star & you, my friend, are just a little groupie.
toomiguci Member Posts: 650 (6/5/04 12:36 pm)	Re: Uh oh The Scam is here any minute now Edited by: toomiguci at: 6/5/04 12:54 pm
Bobafett Posts: 301 (6/5/04 2:04 pm)	Hmm ( Fettsters Music hits and the Pop Fettster gets shakes the entire arena..he crowd loves this guy..and Fettster comes out with his "lovely ladies" Stephanie, Lita..ans Daffney..yes Fettster now has 3 ladies in tow..to the ring) Fettster: Double D..for saying the movie Death Machine was crap..and not entertaining even watching the Robocop prime directive movies AND not aknowledging Bret Harts greatness in the Bret Hart post..I challenge you to a match ..not just any match..a Cowbell ladder cage match..first to climb the ladder and ring that cowbell 3 times wins (Fettster goes back tohis changing room with his lovely ladies
dorzia Posts: 571 (6/5/04 3:50 pm)	..... fettester looks at the monitor while he is changing, and sees double d ringing the bell three times. you know boba, you did say first one to do it didn't you? you didn't expect double d to wait for you and those transvestites to come back out did ya?
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2151 (6/5/04 3:54 pm)	Re: Hmm Well, I accept. But because this promotion is short on funds,mainly due to paying outrageous salaries to overrated, overpushed, over the hill legends - The nBo, we will have it at the same time as DSR faces The Guch in their bullrope ladder match. The winner is the first to touch all four corners and climb the ladder to ring Wilson's bell. And I'm bringing a surprise guest that will change the face of our thread... forever! nBo - we make the rules and then we break them. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
Bobafett Posts: 304 (6/5/04 4:13 pm)	hmm well it sure ain't Ric Flair... anyway..It won't top my Guest
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2158 (6/5/04 4:43 pm)	Re: hmm If I told you once, I told you a million times: Never mention Flair in a nBo thread. It's all about goofy fun. Flair promotes hatred. In me. Don't worry, my special guest will shock the world AND tie up loose ends from for storylines. I'm the greatest booker in the world. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
toomiguci Member Posts: 655 (6/5/04 4:47 pm)	Re: hmm Double D, I have no beef with you anymore. Granted, you are the reason I was on that island in the first place, which can be seen in my feature film Toomiguci: Castaway With Shadows. But I do not want you in my match. You can have the ring after we are done with it & I have regained Wilson. I want nobody in my way to regaining what is rightfully mine.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2159 (6/5/04 4:54 pm)	Re: hmm Ah, but you see, my special guest is someone who also wants to claim Wilson. That's right, it's Wilson father: AL WILSON! He has returned to save his son and get revenge on $lim... whatever the hell he is now. It ties up several storylines. It's beatiful. And, who knows? He might just end up WCF World Heavyweight Champion Of The World in the process. No talent Z level celebs from other promotions = Ratings! nBo - The Russo School of booking. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
toomiguci Member Posts: 656 (6/5/04 5:01 pm)	Re: hmm Ok Double D, that has to be the WORST booking ever. Al Wilson is the father of a volleyball that was stranded on an island because you left me for dead. Not that I hold any grudges against you, as can be witnessed in Toomiguci: Castaway With Shadows.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2166 (6/5/04 5:15 pm)	Re: hmm Hey, I didn't know. Toomiguci screwed Toomiguci (as can be witness in Toomiguci: Castaway with shadows - X-rated version) "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 977 (6/5/04 5:15 pm)	--- The $limtron goes black for a second and then in neon green lettering.. $$$ JR- aw no it couldn't be.. strains of motorhead JR- aw son of a @#%$ "That's right, the new gimmick! ripped off, er, copying uh, I mean styled after one of the most reviled guys on the 'Net one Hunter Hearst Helmsley, witness The Game-Uh!" JR-Business has just picked up! $$$, The Game-uh, is here! and he fits right in with the nBo, because if ANYONE holds workers back... nBo- Game-uh on!
dorzia Posts: 574 (6/5/04 5:34 pm)	..... perfect! instead of the game though, you should be the $ame.
sievetronix Member Posts: 216 (6/5/04 6:38 pm)	Re: ..... suddenly the the lights go out and a downtempo remake of k-kwiks theme song complete with gregorian chants, comes out through the loudspeakers... suddenly sieve comes out from the back mic in hand. "i have been with this company since the beginning but i have never ever gotten the respect i deserve. well im sick of it. i am sick of the politics of the new page outlaws i am sick of the nbo running roughshod over the company and running roughshod over my career i have been in battles in this very ring with out getting the recognition i deserve. i have battled dancing sten richards(potatoed him twice) double d dudly(gave him a concussion after a botched sievedriver II) and compeding the royal rumble at nbo:$ouled out(pulled a groin muscle trying to get into the ring) but after all of this i have never gotten a chance at the world title. why is this? politics. they keeep screwing me over and no one seems to care. what about me? what about sievetronix? i am gonna make a name for myself and if anyone gets in my way they are going down. and to prove the point walks down past members of the nbo new page outlaws and other assorted factions to the ring where he proceeds to beat upon a previously unseen funaki in a 4 minute 5 star classic consiting of 3 kicks 5 punhces 2 scoop slams 12 clotheslines ending in a sievedriver II(powerbomb) and thus begins sievetronix 2 week flirtation with the lower mid card
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 979 (6/5/04 7:37 pm)	--- actually the game-uh name was just for chuckles.. the real gimmick is $$$ easier to type every time I revamp
toomiguci Member Posts: 657 (6/5/04 7:59 pm)	Re: --- Double D, how dare you. How dare you bring up my past? That film was made way before my big break in Hollywood, which these morons can witness on the big screen this Friday in my feature debut Toomiguci: Castaway With Shadows. About a week before you left me for dead on that island with Webster. Not that I hold any grudges, so you don't have to worry about any sneak attacks or loopholes. Why? Because I work here like I work in my next feature film I am working on, scripted. And the script calls for no sneak attacks, no loopholes, no betrayals. So remember, I don't hold any grudges since the script says I don't. Besides, after my match against DSR, I will be written out of the storyline now & then to head back to Hollywood to star in my next up coming blockbuster, Bodyslam Mr. Nanny With No Holds Barred. It's sure to be a mega-hit, putting me on the map as a dramatic actor. Afterall, it's directed by the great Meathead himself, Rob Reiner.
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 497 (6/5/04 11:24 pm)	The Return... That's right, folks. Straight outta rehab... ahem, "retirement", it's Stone Cold Scott AlcoHall! Back with a vengence! (and an enlarged liver) "Ughh... hey yo..." = RATINGS! Now, the madness can rightly continue in ways you could never... Eeeeeeeeever imagine. Or perhaps you could. Regardless, it's time to chug whiskey, grope flight attendants, hold back the promising posters of tomorrow, and... well, grope more flight attendants. nBo: We can steal Chris Jericho's phrases anytime we please.
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 980 (6/5/04 11:48 pm)	heeee's back! well well well wouldja look who's back from the betty for- er injury! Judo bro glad you're back! been chaos round here, mostly perpetrated by us of course. and now I'm thinking.. since the two of us AR chapter of nBo are both currently without angles time for a tag match against two green jobbers to further build on our already bloated reps.. whaddya say? hey sievetronix u wanna get noticed so bad? scour the free clinic you came from for some other never drawn any money, can do more than five basic moveset curtain jerker and bring em to the next ppv to face us.. this beatdown is the closest you'll EEEEEver get to main eventing! Judo and I will have this match over in five minutes- cuz we're in no condition to go any longer! challenge has been laid down son! Judo Scott Alcohall and $$$ - The Two Man Beer Run Trip
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 501 (6/5/04 11:58 pm)	... Do I speak with a permanent slur? Damn straight I'm in for some jobber-squashin' action! ....which reminds me, I hope those 5 minutes include the entrances, otherwise I'mma need a bag of.. cookies? And lotsa intoxicants to wash that down.
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 454 (6/6/04 12:22 am)	Re: ... JudoChopToTheHead? What next, the return of Bobo Brazil? But if I can be serious for a moment, that officially means that the nBo is totally unstoppable. As a matter of fact, all you jobbers, jibrones and ham 'n' eggers could do yourselves a favour... come on down to the ring, DoubleD has booked you in a mass loser leaves the board match. Now if you can just all lie down for 3 seconds, we'll put you out of your misery. Enjoy yo self!
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 509 (6/6/04 12:49 am)	... squashes a horde of up-and-coming talents Gawd that felt good! proceeds to scar over liver with a fifth of Heaven Hills whiskey Num nums. Forget milk and vitamins. Go get yourself some liquor and Funyuns and you're set for life. C'mon, would Uncle AlcoHall lie to youse? stumble
dorzia Posts: 575 (6/6/04 4:35 am)	...... he's back! he's back! fans, it's once again time to say your swears and snort your vitamins!
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 519 (6/6/04 9:57 am)	... Y'all be careful, I puked on the toilet seat. stumbles
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2167 (6/6/04 3:23 pm)	Re: ... Dorze, that was classic. Welcome back to the fold, Judo. We missed you. And of course you get immedeatly thrust into the main event picture. That's what the nBo is all about. nBo - We got more stroke than hand job hookers. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
mprox666 Member Posts: 17 (6/6/04 3:46 pm)	damn it Judo you could of at least waited till I was finished on the toilet before vomiting, making a William Regal disgusted face while muttering bloody fine way to treat the people who stand around in the background of this thread to make up the numbers, never happens on corronation street.
dorzia Posts: 578 (6/6/04 6:17 pm)	.... I love this thread.
toomiguci Member Posts: 662 (6/6/04 8:06 pm)	Re: .... A shot of Toomiguci is seen on the Crap-atron via satellite from Hollywood, California I'm sorry I couldn't be there tonight. I have started work on my next feature film of Bodyslam Mr. Nanny With No Holds Barred. This is sure to be a classic film racking in the bucks. Definite Oscar material. And with my new friend here as the Excecutive Producer, this will go down as the greatest film ever. It may even surpass E.T. & Star Wars. the REAL Vince Russo walks into the shot Russo: While you kiddies are playing with a cardboard cut out of me, I am enjoying my new job here Hollywood. Me, STL, & Rob Reiner will rule Hollywood with this film. T: Enough Vince. This is my segment. Russo: Sorry sir. T: One thing though. DSR, I haven't forgotten about you & what you have done. I will get Wilson back. This, I promise. And when we meet in the Bullrope Ladder Match at the next pay per view, I, as well as Wilson, will have my revenge. This, I promise.
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 555 (6/6/04 8:11 pm)	... And it hearts you.
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 471 (6/6/04 11:01 pm)	Re: ... Rob Reiner: "We're sorry, toomi. We're looking for someone else for this role. We've been talking to this guy, wearin' an nBo shirt, carryin' a volleyball." Reiner shows a picture of DSR. toomi: "What the f*?!?! I'm the big celebrity!!!! What's he ever done?!!?" Reiner: "We'll I don't know if you've paid attention to the box office, but last year he starred in the biggest picture in the history of man, 'The Scorpion King who Runs Down those who Walk Tall.'" toomi: "Aw, Dammit! How can this happen?!?! I'm a big celebrity. I'm hanging out with Halle Berry!" toomi motions to a man dressed like Halle Berry. toomi: "Hey, Halle, when'd you get a beard?" Reiner calls security, who quickly takes toomi and She-Malle Berry out of the building. DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
toomiguci Member Posts: 664 (6/7/04 9:38 am)	Re: ... Live, via satellite from Toomiguci's home DSR, DSR, DSR...you may have found a way to weasel your way onto the set with Rob Reiner & change the storyline without my knowledge. But, obviously you haven't read the script for Bodyslam Mr. Nanny With No Holds Barred. I only said what I said to be polite. This is the worst piece of trash ever written. These people have no clue what excellence is, like my film Toomiguci: Castaway With Shadows. Now THAT is pure excellence. So you go make your crappy movie with Dirk Benedict, Tiny Lister, Jr., & a bunch of unknowns. And now, now I understand why you stole Wilson. You figured he would make you cool. Thing is, you are far from cool. Way far from cool. You can't wrestle, you can't act. You, Meathead, Templeton Peck, & Z-Gangsta deserve each other. Besides, when was the last time Meathead actually did a good film anyways.
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 474 (6/7/04 5:37 pm)	Re: ... Rob Reiner walks to the ring. Reiner: "Well well, well, toomiguci. You really thought we were gonna put you in a MOVIE?!?!?! Don't you realize when you've been duped!" Reiner removes his mask to reveal...VINCE RUSSO. Russo: "That's right, toomi, you have been SWERVED by myself, DSR, Wilson, Dio, and Mike Patton. There's no %#&$ in Hollywood who would hire you. You call yourself a celebrity?!?! You couldn't main event a house show...in your OWN HOUSE!?!?! You mark my words right now, or I'll go in a @#%$ grave, you will never see toomi, that piece of s***, in Hollywood ever again." DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
dorzia Posts: 580 (6/7/04 6:17 pm)	..... dorzia (being carried by double d and judochop) obviously too drunk to walk, comes to the ring, with his scammy trophies. " ever since my main man judo chop came back from the rules board rehab center, he's gotten the boys re focused. all it took was a few little bags o' fun, a few dozen strippers, a couple of skipped house shows, a few gallons of the ol' jack, and refusal to work with a few talented workers. so we are taking the nBo back to our roots. we didn't start this crap to boost ratings, or get involved with well thought out, interesting and developed feuds and story lines... speaking of lines...snnnnnnnnfffffffff...... now where was I, oh yeah, hitman mark, if you know what is good for you, you have 24 hours to forfeit the wcf title to double d or i, the king of the scammies, will personally make you wish you never stepped into the board." juso grabs the mic, vomits, and realizes he just made room for more booze, so the boys head to the back.
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 564 (6/7/04 7:14 pm)	... Yeah... hope that doesn't short out the microphone. hurl Well... time to cut another promo.. "ugggh... Hey Yo..." falls
toomiguci Member Posts: 669 (6/7/04 7:22 pm)	Re: ..... Live, via satellite from Toomiguci's Hollywood home DSR, stop trying to ruin my angle. Damn it, just because I am fueding with you doesn't mean you can change my storyline. How can I be a Hollywood star with you lousing up my gimmic. You are making this fued far more personal. How can I be a combination of JBL-Rock-Hogan-Piper? I CAN'T!!!!! Stop incriminating me. Thing is, I am a Hollywood movie star. I originated in AZ, where Jerry Maguire was filmed. Didn't you see the scene where Rod Tidwell was knocked unconcious during Monday Night Football? That footage came from the actual cardinals-Cowboy Monday Night Football Game. I had tickets. I was there. Months later, I returned to the same Sun Devil Stadium to film scenes. I was the Cowboys fan in the crowd who was waving the Dallas Cowboys flag. Did you see me? DID YOU SEE ME????? NO!!!! Because you wouldn't know a great film if it bit you in the ass. While you're off filming Bodyslam Mr. Nanny With No Holds Barred, I was off filming another multi-million dollar film alongside Dennis Quaid. I know you have seen The Day After Tomorrow. That was me in that film. Various scenes, even. I was Frozen Stiff #4 in New York City, as well as US Refugee #4734353476343476474 in Mexico. Not to mention I was also Illegal Border Crosser #5648456148675641894564751891486486486486456 entering Mexico. And you, you DSR try to reign on my parade? NEVER!!! You want to keep Wilson so bad DSR? Is it because you're afraid to face me at the next pay per view in the Bullrope Ladder Match? Afterall, you still have yet to accept my challenge. I see the yellow stripe down your back, my friend. Thing is, you don't realize. THAT'S NOT THE REAL WILSON!!!!! You think I would jeapordize him by bringing him to the ring? NEVER!!! He's right here, in my home, sitting in his chair. Looks like the last laugh is on me, my friend. And I'm not even filming a comedy. Sure, there are some funny moments in Toomiguci: Castaway With Shadows. But not as funny as this one.
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 478 (6/7/04 7:51 pm)	Re: ..... Don't you get it, toomi? There never was a Bodyslam Mr. Nanny With No Holds Barred. It was all a swerve to make you look stupid, as part of the buildup to our huge blowoff...er, brawl at the next pay per view. You want to face me at the Piss Poor American Bash, so be it!!!! And you forget, I was pretending to be JBL long before you were. Forget about Wilson, don't forget about Dio or Mike Patton (purchase Dio and Faith No More cds at your local FYE). The only thing that matters is me, you, and the right to be a parody of JBL on the Off Topic Thread. So we will have a triple decker steel cage, bull rope, ladder, guitars and JBL on a pole match. And to be sure the better man wins, the match will be best 2 out of 3 falls! And, as an added bonus, the bullrope will have MORE COWBELL than ever before. There are enough stipulations in this match to see to it that you and I never actually use a wrestling move. Buyrates will fall at the the Piss Poor American Bash! DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
toomiguci Member Posts: 671 (6/7/04 8:18 pm)	Re: ..... Live, via satellite from the Hollywood Hills DSR, you see this sign behind me? It's the Hollywood Sign. It symbolizes me & who I have become, Mr. Hollywood. See, I only took part of the JBL gimmic because I liked the whole coming to the ring in a limo. I liked badmouthing the fans. I liked acting better then everybody. Damn it, I liked having cheesy initials too. Everybody calls you DSR. I wanted to be STL. I wanted initials. But, I understand I can't be you. And that's fine. But I am Mr. Hollywood. The Hollywood sign is kind of symbolic. In my latest film, Day After Tomorrow, this sign is destroyed by a tornado not even 15 minutes into the movie. That will be you come Piss Poor American Bash. But, unlike the tornado in Day After Tomorrow, I will destroy of you in less then 15 minutes. You want to add stipulations to the match? That's fine. As long as I get my hands on you. And since I don't hold any grudges against Double D, as can be witnessed in my next release Toomiguci: Castaway With Shadows opening this Friday, I ask that he be guest enforcer in case you try any more of your riduclous cheating. It's not like he's going to betray me & leave me for dead again. That way, it be called right down the middle, 50-50.
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 993 (6/7/04 8:42 pm)	'urp' so who's doing what now? ever since I changed gimmicks from $limtaker to $$$ I got no angles and no one to fight.. HMark is battling DDD, toomi and DSR are embroiled in some kinda dispute over doing movies for Lifetime (Meredith Baxter Birney you boys ain't but hey don't let that stop ya, reach for those stars).. I'm plumb outta feuds! no one will job to $$$ the Game-uh What kinda crap is this? aw well.. guess it's hangin out with judo, dorzia and 8syxx and dese prostitutes, this case o j.d. and this bag o sao paulo trip weed till we get booked in some squashes eh boys?
HitmanMark Posts: 365 (6/7/04 10:45 pm)	EL RETURNO GRANDE!!! <A voice yells on the PA system!> IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEELL...WHAT THE MARK...IS COOKIN. <the crowd freakin' explodes> FINALLY, HMARK HAS COME BACK TO THE HEY YO...er, wait, that was locked? Fair enough, NEW THREAD! While I was out fighting digital demons <my computer was busted like all get out for the last week>, I see that Judo, the man who I won my first title, the Ugh Thread Internental Title, from, has also made a stunning comeback. What more, dorzia wants me to drop MY belt! Now, tell me boys, why's that? Should I be afraid that you'll puke on me? That you'll steal everything out of my liquor cabinet? What could possibly make me afraid of the nBo? I guess you've all forgotten about all those times I've destroyed the nBo, beaten each and every one of you old men to prove that I am the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever damn will be! But I'll give you guys this much: you're persistent as hell. Hell, you guys don't know when to quit! You're like that little corn-filled turd that never flushes down after a nice post-dinner Number Two. You keep flushing and flushing, but that little stinker keeps popping back up, back for more! But the time is coming. There are so many great chances, where should I begin...Roid Wild might have finished in a drunken haze, but there's still The Piss Poor American Bash, Badd Blood Alcohol Levels, Botch at the Beach, and SummerSquash left to go before we're back in Autumn...PLENTY of time for me to finish what I've started, the total ass-whoopin' of the New Board Order! And if you don't like it, then face me now, and get ready to deal with the Sexellence of Execution!
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 481 (6/7/04 11:17 pm)	Re: EL RETURNO GRANDE!!! *Cue Boys Night Out's "A torrid Love Affair", as DSR comes out to the ring, along with Ronnie James Dio and a volleyball... DSR: "You want a match with an nBo member, than you've got one, no DQ. That belt is coming home to the NBO!!!!" DSR and HMark begin trading blows. This eventually leads to somewhat of a mat classic, with Match of the Year candidate written all over it. Following a sick looking ref bump, toomi comes out in an attempt to knock out DSR. HMark follows toomi's attack by slapping the sharpshooter on DSR. The referee sees DSR tap but refuses to ring the bell. The lights go out in the arena... ...the lights come back on, and DoubleDDudley is in the ring. He grabs HMark and gives him the sickest looking botched powerbomb in history. DDD covers HMark. The ref counts... 1... 2... 3! DSR grabs the mic from Michael Buffer: "I said you'd have a match with an nBo member. I never said me. I also said the belt was coming home to the nBo. And so, it is with great pleasure that I announce the NEW WCF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, DOUBLEDDUDLEY!!!!!" JR: "BAH GAWD, THIS IS HEINOUS! HMARK WAS ROBBED OF HIS TITLE!!!!! THAT DDD IS A JEZEBEL...ER, UH, SONOFABITCH! DAMN HIM, DAMN HIM, DAMN HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!!!" SHIAVONNE: "THIS IS THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT!!!! WE'RE OUTTA TIME, WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, FOLKS!!!!!" DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
toomiguci Member Posts: 675 (6/8/04 6:03 am)	Re: EL RETURNO GRANDE!!! WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE!!!! I need to break character for a minute because I have a really major problem with DSR's last post. Dude, come on...you & I bring the celebrities into this post, & that's cool & all. But come on, Micheal Buffer? Can't you give us a better ring annoucer? I refuse to have Micheal Buffer annouce my name. He always pronouces mine wrong & keeps calling me Toomiguci Clarke.
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 227 (6/8/04 6:13 am)	................. Yeah, just hang out with me $$$ the Game-uh. It's ok to hang in the back with the boys while drinking and screwing some hoes. I make my guess appearences and get instant 8Syxx-Pac heat so I know the fans love me. I'm still waiting for my copy of Roid Wild. I don't want to have to shill out $ at the RobZone, I'm in the nBo damnit. nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 994 (6/8/04 9:52 am)	--- I just realized that if my new gimmick is the Game-uh $$$ and you're 8syxxpac then we've kinda become DX branch of nBo. two two two factions in one! and I've got it.. we'll just hang out back here n since there's no feuds to be had for us, you know what that means- random runins! you never know when, you never know whose match, but whenever we're able to get to the ring, suprise beatdowns! and there's our gimmick with an absolute minimal amount of work or conditioning needed. 2 sweeet.
HitmanMark Posts: 368 (6/8/04 10:29 am)	Dissapointed... DSR...I'm dissapointed in you. When you came down to the ring on the last episode of NitRaw, I was anticipating an all-out battle. Hell, you and I have torn the ring up before, be it Hell in a Cell, ladder matches, or Full Bladder Matches, we've put on quite a few modern classics. And then I find that you've taken your respectable skills, and used them to give the most coveted prize on our board to...someone else? And DoubleD, no less? I should probably be angry. But I'm not. I've crushed DoubleD's shins and torn his quads clean off before, so that's not a big concern to me. But I'm dissapointed. In you. It's a sad day when a gifted poster decides to use his superior skills to help an ungrateful over-the-hill "legend" have another five minutes in the spotlight. Now, if you excuse me, I'll be getting my belt back now.
Bobafett Posts: 314 (6/8/04 10:50 am)	Hmm (Fettster walks out with his lovely ladie in tow) HitmanMark..it seems youre as sick of the nBo as I am..so..why not join the Cassanovas..and lets create our own Stable..this goes for anyone else..(Toomiguchi..Asics..anyone else..we'd love to have ya) what do we call this Stable?.........FX (F*****g Xtreme)..well...(Extends hand) what do you say?
toomiguci Member Posts: 679 (6/8/04 11:25 am)	Re: Hmm Fettster, my friend, I have never had a beef with. And as nice as the invite is from you, I am done with stables. To many have failed under my guidance. The Toomiguci Army was all B-Rate celebrity & underage women. And the Dungeon of Toom just didn't cut it because Ed Leslie was involved. I don't mind helping out now & then, but I am done with the whole stable shtick. But here are 2 free passes for you & a friend to attend the World Premiere & walk the red carpet for Toomiguci: Castaway With Shadows.
HitmanMark Posts: 369 (6/8/04 12:57 pm)	Flashbacks! Fettster, there was a time when I was part of a stable. I was part of the most dangerous, brutal, yet still honorable stable in the history of our board: The Four Boardsmen. But discension, and the untimely death of the Ugh Thread, brought about the end of the Boardsmen. Our days of kicking ass and partying, better than the nBo ever could, were over. Since then, though, I've risen to the level of World Heavyweight Champion; perhaps non-stable life is the life for me, afterall. That doesn't mean you don't have an anti-nBo allie in me; God knows I'm always willing to kick their old, saggy asses all over arenas all over the board. But it's hard to escape bad memories. Now, toomi...I think you should consider it. You've only failed at leading stables of jobbers. You might find yourself a good home amongst the tag team champions themselves, you know. But, as for me, I'm a lone wolf...or a lone rabid wolverine, or something like that.
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 465 (6/8/04 1:27 pm)	Re: Greatest Fan Boys, I'd like to introduce you to my newest protege, and biggest fan: ekips Golden He fetches my booze for me, pushes any buttons that need pushing, worships me from afar (and a-near), and on top of all that, jobs to me for free, without having his contract put under review or being threatened with a quick transfers to the Rules board to job endlessly to Blimenem. And if, by some miracle, I'm in trouble in a match (maybe someone wasn't listening, or is leaving the board for parts unknown and wants to break kayfabe on the way out), he has a handy accordion for clubberin'. All that, and he works for crackers and cheese. Everyone should have one, they come in all sizes, and are washable on high temperatures. Anyhoo, from now on, I'm going to be in the back, providing 'moral support' (ie drinking, smoking and fornicating) - I'm sure you'll find ekips a more than adequate replacement. Boy can even wrestle a bit, but don't hold it against him. Edited by: The Golden Spike at: 6/8/04 1:46 pm
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 466 (6/8/04 1:29 pm)	Crap... <Oh dear - the board duplicated my last post. What to do> wanders around a bit, trying to look inconspicuous Oh, yeah... runs away whilst everyone is distracted <The old Anna Falchi's fine a$$ bait and switch - gets 'em every time> Edited by: The Golden Spike at: 6/8/04 1:44 pm
mprox666 Member Posts: 19 (6/8/04 1:45 pm)	hhmmmm where does this curtain go? mprox walks down the asile with no music, walks up to the stairs climbs into the ring, looks around walk's clean across the ring, ask's for the mic, "ok im here to protest the rights of people to streak with their cloathes still on, thank you ive made my point." putting the mic down walks out of the ring into the back while muttering "why the hell did i leave my job of being an extra in the english soap's just to be put into a pointless experiment by the nbo, right to streak wearing cloathes my arse!." now where was the bar again?
toomiguci Member Posts: 680 (6/8/04 8:25 pm)	Re: Live, via satellite from his home in Hollywood HitmanMark, I see your point. But remember, I have a history of betrayals. In fact, I betrayed you. Now I know, in wrestling, a betrayal is forgiven a month after a turn back to being a face & all. It's a common rule that all follow. Afterall, I won't betray DoubleD even though he left me for dead on an island with Webster, as can be witnessed in Toomiguci: Castaway With Shadows. Say, would you like some free premiere tickets to walk the Red carpet? I can arrange that. And, I am always busy with Hollywood, which is why I haven't been around only by satellite on the Crap-a-tron. And I was busy this weekend, as my good friend marc Anthony asked me to be an usher at his wedding with Jennifer Lopez. She allows me to call her J-Lo for short. Nice, young girl. But it's my busy Hollywood schedule as to why I can't really have an on-going tag team partner at this time. In fact, I just finished filming my latest movie, Saved, where I play High School Student #67. Be sure to check it out, because it will definetly be as good, maybe even better as my last film, The Day After Tomorrow.
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 482 (6/8/04 9:50 pm)	Re: Toomi, don't think you are getting away from our match! I...wait, you're friends with DDD?!?! Well, what the hell are we fightin' for?! Any friend of DDD's is a friend of mine! Let's stop this fussin' and afeudin', TSL!!! DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 574 (6/8/04 10:20 pm)	... *Quote:* <The old Anna Falchi's fine a$$ bait and switch - gets 'em every time> Damn, that is one well-oiled ass. And it made me happy.
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 99 (6/8/04 11:02 pm)	Re: ... The lights in the arena dim a message appears on the $limtron Get Ready The Mood is About To Change. Edited by: Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare at: 6/8/04 11:06 pm
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 234 (6/9/04 5:34 am)	Re: --- The Game-uh $$$, don't forget about the New Page Outlawz. And I also have Chynah so that makes us the DX of the nBo but what do we call ourselves? ::Gives a crotch chop to the camera:: nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 488 (6/9/04 5:38 am)	Re: --- Ah, I've been waiting to suggest this name... D-Clining buyrates X DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1003 (6/9/04 6:11 am)	what's in a name? Good one DSR but to keep hold of our nBo roots I think D-clining Workrates X is even better! $$$ 8syxxpac Chynah DSR ABomb! and what's that Stevie, like 40 or 50 gimmicks a piece between the two of us? MORE TV TIME! and look evbody over 1000 posts for the $lim one!
toomiguci Member Posts: 683 (6/9/04 6:17 am)	Re: Live, via satellite from his Hollywood home DSR, I never officially said Double D & I were friends. I just said I don't hold a grudge against him for leaving me for dead on that island, as can be sen in my Friday release of Toomiguci: Castaway With Shadows. But if you wish to back down from your contractual obligation, then I guess I can deal with it. Afterall, if fans read the fine print, it does say Card Is Subject to Change. Which means, all those who bought the pay per view Piss Poor American bash CAN NOT get a refund. Storylines can change & card is subject to change. Which means we still get to pocket their money. Now who should I fued with? Any volunteers?
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1004 (6/9/04 6:24 am)	uh toomi pocketing fans money while not giving them what they want and not caring bout the reprecussions only your own push? um, dude, don't look now, but you just became nBo
toomiguci Member Posts: 684 (6/9/04 9:33 am)	Re: uh toomi Live, via satellite from the Hollywood Hills sign $$$, do you see this sign behind me? This is who I am. I am about Hollywood. I am about the money. I am about the films. I am nowhere near about the nBo. There's a big difference between me & them. Their about getting drunk & screwing groupies backstage. I'm about movies, like my up-coming release Toomiguci: Castaway With Shadows. Not to mention finish reading this script right here, where I have the biggest role yet, City Dweller #1. I have never been a #1. I am finally moving up in the movie world. And neither you, nor the nBo, have anything to do with it.
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1005 (6/9/04 11:49 am)	ha toomi, great that you're progressing in h'wood, truly it is.. but riddle me this.. did you ever happen to take a look at the financial backing for castaway with shadows? Did you happen to see the exec. producer credit by the name of Nathan B. Owens? Lookit his initials, mr. Owens is a phantom, a ghost, he doesn't exsist! the entire film was paid for by WCF Robzone nBo merchandise, which you woulda realized had you not been so caught up in making the flick that your ambition blinded you to who was pulling the strings, we get 70%, and the best part is, it's an ironclad deal... you work for us now, You work for the New - Board -Order my friend. pleasure taking your $ and who knows more about $$$ than me? nBo- under every rock, our poison is EVERYWHERE!
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 237 (6/9/04 12:22 pm)	Re: ha Don't mess with the Game-uh Toomi or else D-clining Workrates X will show up on your movie set and give you a beat down nBo style. By the way, when is your tv show, Blunder in Paradise coming to the small screen? nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
dorzia Posts: 582 (6/9/04 1:23 pm)	..... -out of the o in the hollywood sign, sorzia emerges, trips, falls, spills his driknk, and throws toomi clean off the mountain. seeing as we've got his movie rights in the bag, we don't need him any more. now where the hell is double d with that damn hellicopter?
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 471 (6/9/04 1:41 pm)	Re: ..... *Quote:* I have never been a #1 No, but you've always been a number 2. Booyah! Enjoy yo self!
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 101 (6/9/04 2:04 pm)	Re: ..... Since I have now passed the 100 post mark I think its time for a change.Because The Era of Botchitude has arrived and I will now be known as Adam Bomb V.1 and if you ain't down with that I got 2 words for ya SUCK IT! nBo/D-X we're oozing Botchismo
dorzia Posts: 584 (6/9/04 3:35 pm)	..... i've decided that I'm taking my workrate into a new dimension here on the uh oh thread. I will not botch any more dangerous, high risk moves any more. So from this point forward I will only punch and kick. My finisher will be a modified thez press, called the jack daniel's press.
goshdangit lol Member Posts: 277 (6/9/04 6:14 pm)	Re: ..... *Quote:* i've decided that I'm taking my workrate into a new dimension here on the uh oh thread. I will not botch any more dangerous, high risk moves any more. So from this point forward I will only punch and kick. My finisher will be a modified thez press, called the jack daniel's press. ========== "Usually, even if he's injured, the Undertaker doesnt show it." -Micheal Cole, Smackdown 6/3/04
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 581 (6/9/04 7:18 pm)	... Hey, nobody botches a move like Stone Cold AlcoHall. That's just the name of the game-uh. donkey punch to respectmeordye
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 489 (6/9/04 8:08 pm)	Re: ... At the bottom of the Hollywood hills (the ones that toomiguci were thrown off of), we find DSR standing there. Toomi slowly finds his way to his feet. DSR: "Hey, toomi, my man. I just found out that even though you and I have buried the hatchet, we still gotta go toe to toe. But since this angle isn't getting over, we gotta do it TONIGHT, on Wednesday Night Blunder." Toomi: (groggy)"Wha...?" DSR helps Toomi get to the arena. Luckily, the cage and the ladder and the bullrope are all set up. DSR takes Toomi into the ring. DSR: "Y'know, Toomi, you really shouldn't trust nBo..." DSR proceeds to botch the f** out of the Clothesline from TRL. Toomi hits the mat, unconscious. DSR goes and hits all four turnbuckles. He climbs the ladder and grabs the guitar. He climbs the triple tier cage and grabs JBL. DSR does every other stipulation necessary to win (I forgot them all, so sue me), while the EMTs look after the horrendously injured Toomi. After winning the match, DSR has no heat. Let's see...I wave to the audience in my usual prick fashion...nothin'? Okay...Grab the mic, make fun of latinos...still no heat...SIG HEIL...There we go, that did it!!! DSR basks in the glow of his heat and his successful victory. Now that I've squashed toomi, it's on to the next jobber! DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
toomiguci Member Posts: 688 (6/9/04 8:56 pm)	Re: ... JR: BAH GAWD!!!!! DSR HAS DONE IT!!!!!! HE HAS WHOOPED TOOMIGUCI LIKE A GOVERNMENT DONKEY!!!!!! Tony: Um, JR, isn't it Government Mule? JR: BAH GAWD TONY, YOU'RE RIGHT!!! I SCREWED THE SCRIPT UP!!! Tony: This is the best Blunder in the history of Blunder's. Wait a minute, JR. There's...there's somebody rapelling down to the top of the cage. Is that??? Is that??? IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS???? JR: BAH GAWD!!! BAH GAWD!!! IT IS!!! IT IS!!! IT IS!!!! IT'S SHANE MCMAHON!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S BACK, BAH GAWD!!! THAT SUMMA OF A @#%$ IS BACK!!!!!!!!!! Tony: We haven't seen him since he's fall off the top of the Crap-a-tron last year. Toomiguci sees Shane McMahon on top of the cage as he shoves the EMT's out of the way, rips the oxygen mask of his face, & starts to climb the cage Toomi: No way. No freaking way is a McMahon getting involved in my storyline. JR: BAH GAWD!!! TOOMIGUCI IS CLIMBING THE TRIPLE TIER!!! HE'S A CRAZY S.O.B. Tony: But why? Why is he doing it? Toomi reaches the top of the cage, grabs the guitar out of DSR's hand & smashes it over JBL's head. Then he grabs JBL & throws him into Shane McMahon & watchjes as both JBL & Shane McMahon fall off the top of the cage & threw the entry ramp to the ring with a thunderous applause. Toomi then grabs the mic Toomi: I promise you, I am not nBo. But tonight, DSR & I have set our differences aside for a more common enemy, the Mcmahons. As long as I am breathing, no McMahon will ever show their face in the WCF again. I don't care how much money they have. I know I have made some mistakes in the past couple of weeks, but seeing DSR's Nazi sign made me realize something. Something deep inside of me. I'm a Jew. A lonely Jew on Christmas. Chanaukah is nice but why is it that Santa passes over my house every year? And I ask you, the fans, to take me back. I know I called you all morons & lazy last week, but I was wrong. I was wrong. I lost my fans, I lost my country. I want my country back. tear falls from the eye I want my fans back. I want the fans to respect me again. I want my country back. I will never call you morons again. I am sorry. Please, forgive me.
HitmanMark Posts: 382 (6/9/04 9:49 pm)	Screw-Job Senses Tingling! Toomi...did you say...DID YOU SAY THERE ARE MACMAHONS IN THIS THREAD?!? <eyes go dark, shadows fall over HMark's face...images of the Man-Tree-All screwjob flash again and again in his mind's eye, again and again, AGAIN AND AGAIN!> ...he's a dead man. <walks off into a dark hallway>
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 239 (6/10/04 5:38 am)	Re: Screw-Job Senses Tingling! I just recieved a memo from WCF/nBo HQ and they say we need to tone down our wrestling a little. Well, more like the nBo opponents need to. The nBo can still do high risks moves and even if they botch them, the opponent must sell them. On the other hand, anyone facing the nBo can only do low-risk wrestling holds. Management feels that since the nBo is such a hot commodity, that they don't need anyone to screw things up for them anymore than themselves. I will be doing my referee duties on Saturday Night's Lame Event so you have been forewarned. nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 587 (6/10/04 6:17 am)	... *Quote:* The nBo can still do high risks moves and even if they botch them, the opponent must sell them. Ah, that reminds me of the time I went up top, went off for the BIG SPLASH!!!!11!!!! (Hey, I'm nBo, of course it deserves all caps), and I kinda missed.. by a few feet. We hellacious watching the guy flop around in agony after the tremors of the ring vibrations after I fell. Apparently it was enough for me to put him away. nBo: We're so great we don't even have to nail our moves to win.
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 476 (6/10/04 6:35 am)	Re: ... I went for my old-ziguri, and ended up hitting my own partner in the head - trouble was, he was at home nursing an injury. Good job it was 86-Pac, and he kindly no-sold it. Recently, I've started phoning in my performances. All I do is have ekips hand my opponent a cellphone, and then shout 'sell, sell!' down the line at them. Puts 'em down for the count everytime. I love modern technology - once someone shows me how to use an auto dialler, I'm taking down the whole roster at once. nBo - call 1-800-NVRSOLDONCE Enjoy yo self!
HitmanMark Posts: 384 (6/10/04 7:49 am)	NOW you tell me? <in-ring action as HMark sets up DoubleD on the Spanish Announcers' Table (tm)...what could he be planning?> <BAH GAWD, SHOOTING STAR PRESS FROM THE TOP ROPE, HE'S GONNA PUT DOUBLE D THROUGH THE TABLE AND BREAK HIM IN HALF!!!> 86: <in the aisle> HOLD UP THERE, HMARK! <HMark freezes in mid-air...er, mid-SS-Press> 86: That's too damn high risk, you freak! Get down from there RIGHT NOW! HMark: Somebody kill me, please.
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1008 (6/10/04 9:35 am)	-- Automated matches Bolly? genius! In fact that gives me an idea! memo: WCF roster to: all potential nBo opponents from: $$$ Follows is the basic format for any and all future matches from any and all of my opponents from cruiserweights, to hosses, does not matter this is what's gonna happen: first few minutes I'll probably be staggering around cuz let's face it I'll probably be quite toasted and dangerous.. it is at this point you can attempt to do the moves we've limited you to in a further effort to squelch your popularity as you wrestle 'nBo style'. keep in mind that AT NO TIME will you be allowed to use so called high risk, high flying or high impact maneuvers- the only ones allowed to be high in any sense of the word is us! After a blatant bit of no selling I'll dish out my five moves of doom, which I may or may not hit, but you still must sell as if it's a shotgun blast to your sternum.. following the five moves comes the finisher- and given my proclivity for switching gimmicks, this is subject to change at any time though it'll still most likely be botched no matter what it is. and since at the moment it looks like a piss poor version of the pedigree is my finisher of choice I've got the # of a good chiropractor, cuz some of you boys WILL be hurt. After the finisher 1-2-3, probably fast counted outta sheer habit.. and then you'll get a gang beatdown no matter how low on the card you are.. it's what the fans want. If there is any doubt, please remember, we're nBo- and you're not. Thank you, $$$ nBo-when there are no laws, the outlaws rule!
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 245 (6/10/04 9:57 am)	Re: -- Only the nBo has the power to stop someone in mid air. I've also decided to come out of retirement but I will still keep my duties as a ref. And since I was THE Cruiserweight champion, I want my belt back. I had to put down a $5 deposit on that thing and my money wasn't returned to me so I am still the champ. And if anyone has a problem with that, then be sure to read the memos. No high risk, high impact, or high maneuvers so basically you can't even get high. Only the nBo can get high now, so everyone else can't have booze or any type of legal or illegal drug. You guys can't even have painkillers so I guess you will really have to sell those injuries. nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 103 (6/10/04 3:05 pm)	Re: -- If any of you jobbers got a problem with the rules then we got 2 words for ya SUCK IT! *Quote:* If you ain't down with the nBo and DX I got 2 words 4 ya SUCK IT!
toomiguci Member Posts: 695 (6/10/04 5:49 pm)	Re: -- Toomiguci comes down the aisle & jumps in the ring with a piece of paper What the hell is this crap here? This kind of garbage is nonsense. Did Bill Watts take over or something? Next thing you know, Erik Watts will be handed the World Championship. This is an outrage & I will not stand for it. I have no real beef with the nBo, but this is going to far. These great fans who's ass I'm kissing deserve better. They deserve high flying action. They deserve good, down home wrestling. This is what I think of this memo here drops his draws & wipes his ass. Don't make me pull out the B-string celebrities again. What I want to know is who agrees with me here? I want to see some folks in this ring, agreeing with me. All of a sudden, a mass exodus of drunk fans start jumping the railing & getting into the ring Look...look at this. Look at this support I got. A bunch of fans have braved the security guards & they stand by my side. Anybody from the locker room behind me & the new Toomiguci Attitude?
dorzia Posts: 587 (6/10/04 6:33 pm)	...... wait a minute.... those aren't drunk fans...... it's the drunk bastards of the nBo!!!! and they are unleashing a drunken gang beating on toomi!!! Dorzia blades and dives on toomi with a jack daniels press! oh no... double d looks to be drunker than ever as he picks up toomi anddrops him right on his head, but before we can get a good view and see if he's ok, that sob judo has just thrown up all over toomi. where are all the damn faces... I mean good guys! now dorzia picks up the vomit covered gooch and dsr delivers a hellacious clothesline from trl. now 86 covers him and 86 counts the 1 2 3. We have just reached a 356th new low fans. (show goes off the air with $$$ laughing in his private slimbox high above the ring.)
HitmanDX Posts: 210 (6/10/04 6:45 pm)	Re: ...... JR: Can anybody stop these guys? Hah, get real fools. Don't you know that the nBo is invincible? No one can match us. nBo- You'll never break us, cause we're unbreakable! The Hitman has spoken.
dorzia Posts: 588 (6/10/04 7:03 pm)	..... hitman, we haven't gotten together in a while, you wanna team up in a handicapped match at the house show that I was gonna skip tommorow night? I'll talk to $$$ and see if he can book us in the early match over some young up and coming talent.
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1016 (6/10/04 8:04 pm)	--- memorandum from the offices of the New Board Order to: WCF roster from: $$$ re: previous memo, standards and practices It has come to my attention that a small vocal minority of the locker room has disagreed with my previous memo regarding the manner in which my matches shall take place. Let it be known that effective immediately, the message in that memo has been retracted.. now EVERY member of the nBo's matches will follow the pattern I laid down in said previous memo. We can not have our only money draws injured/made to look bad by some renegade spot monsters who can actually string three moves in sequence without a rest hold or amphetamine of some kind. This is what the fans want to see, and if those who disagree with wrestling 'nBo style' value what precious little tv time is not taken up by egostroking promos, they'll get in line with my mission statement. Some of you may be asking, $$$ how is it that you're laying down the law? Didn't you relinquish those duties when you became an in-ring performer? Isn't DDD booker now? Yes, but do you recall the thread in which I lay down all power is the same thread in which I 'retired' for the second time? Don't you remember I was Bisch$lim before I was anyone? Who do you think was the higher power? ahem IT WAS ME! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG! *ahem excuse me, easy joke. but yes DDD is the booker, but really.. isn't it STILL called the $limtron, the $limbox etc. I gave our WCF champion booking duties for two reasons- one so he can always monopolize the strap at any moment and two so I would have time to expand the nBo brand, right now we're focusing on major motion pictures such as our 70% ownership interest in Castaway with Shadows- coming to a theater near you starring oblivious toomiguci ( and you just thought that stranding you on an island was a wrestling angle) following that sure to be blockbuster where we'll get all the profits Dclining Workate Xers DSR and ABomb will star in a remake of Lethal Weapon cuz Murtaugh and Riggs = ratings and we won't hafta spend any cash on a script. and so on and so forth. So never forget, though I've changed gimmicks like a spastic Ed Leslie, I'm still working behind the scenes as well to spread the poison to bigger and better things. Bollywood theme parks, dorzia amplifiers and band equipment, Judo brand bourbon.. all this and more coming to you from the house of ideas.. jobbers know your place. That is all, Thank you, your fearless leader, $$$
toomiguci Member Posts: 697 (6/10/04 9:02 pm)	Re: --- Toomiguci picks up the microphone after the ring has cleared & has 2 words for ya I QUIT!!!! Edited by: toomiguci at: 6/10/04 9:10 pm
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 105 (6/10/04 11:04 pm)	Re: --- I guess that means more T.V time for us nobody can stop us now. If you ain't down with the nBo and DX I got 2 words 4 ya SUCK IT!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2204 (6/10/04 11:47 pm)	Re: --- As Toomiguchi states his defiance in the ring, Double D's music hits and someone runs to the ring. But that can't possibly be Double D: He's running, he's bald, he has a goatee and he looks sober. What the hizzell is goin' down? This newcoming hoss grabs Toomi without a word. Bah GOD! Double D Destroyer! Double D Destroyer! Double D Destroyer! What a henious thing! Finally..... Double D has come back.... to the "Uh Oh" thread! Huge pop But fans.... Double D has turned over a new leaf. Double D has realized that the nBo era is old, washed up, has been. It's the past and we have to look to the future. To look to the future we must first look to history to see what worked in the past. WCW and the nWo were defeated by the WWF's Attitude Era. So, in glorious nBo style, Double D has decided to rip off that era. That's right fans, Double D is now a thinly disguised rip off of Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock: A no-sellin', catchphrase spoutin', foul mouthed (but only in a PG-13 way), punch-kick-finisher, type main event occupying Superstar. Now, if you smell what Double D has been drinkin' gimme a "Ah, Hell That Stinks!"!!! OOC: Exams over, so I should be back to maniacal posting again. Good to see the hilarity has been kept alive without me. nBo - Rehashing rehashed crap and presenting it as cutting edge. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 499 (6/11/04 12:53 am)	Re: --- Yo, I'm not really the kind of guy to star in an action-comedy buddy picture. However, I think I could be awesome as the David Hess character in "Last House on the Left". See if we can get the rights for a remake. And don't think I'm leaving my buddy Adam Bomb behind. But look at it this way: Instead of one movie starring 2 of us, we'll have TWO MOVIES clogging up the box office. If you thought hogging the spotlight in the WCF was bad, wait til we hit Hollywood! DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
HitmanDX Posts: 211 (6/11/04 3:35 am)	Re: ..... *Quote:* hitman, we haven't gotten together in a while, you wanna team up in a handicapped match at the house show that I was gonna skip tommorow night? I'll talk to $$$ and see if he can book us in the early match over some young up and coming talent. Sure. Let's break these people off nBo style. The Hitman has spoken.
dorzia Posts: 589 (6/11/04 4:22 am)	........ first the memo from $$$, now the repackaged double d, and than, toomi quitting! does this mean that our new era of fans will cheer the nBo as faces and boo a hardworking, rule obeying good guy like hman mark? will little kids be showing up at school hung over with judo burboun on their breath? will we cross over and have Dorzia and dsr coming out with cd's and appearing on mtv and have our flagship face double d appearing on good morning america? will judo, 86 and hmandx appear on collectors edition tv guides, and will $$$ get so full of himself that he starts up his own basketball league? (nBo puts the nba out of business!) hell yeah!
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 592 (6/11/04 6:29 am)	... (Upon hearing DoubleD's announcement to go "Attitude", Stone Cold Scott AlcoHall has decided to up his gimmick as well to coincide with the new Attitude that seems to be seeping into the nBo. Now, the new and improved Stone Cold Scott AlcoHall comes complete with a do-rag!) "Uhhh... hey yo... Did youse fansss come here... to see... respectmeordye?" boos "Uhh... or did you come here to see.. the nBo?" cheers "Survey says.." puke (The new Scott AlcoHall action figures will be in stores soon) nBo: Because we make 40 year old men with do-rags cool
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 246 (6/11/04 7:43 am)	Re: ... For your Scott AlcoHall figure you better have it with puke action. You pull the arm down and puke comes out of the mouth. And you can refill him with more puke for hours of enjoyment. Also make sure it comes with removable do-rag and some 6 packs or a 24 pack or a keg or a bottle covered with a brown paper bag to conceal it's contents. I'll plug the new 8Syxx-Pac figure before the match I have to ref on Lame Event. It's going to be the new D-X, D-clining Workrates X, version. Stay tuned for details. nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 478 (6/11/04 7:51 am)	Re: ... Golden Spike runs into the ring, and grabs the mic. Unfortunately he's wearing a towel and is soaking wet from a beer shower, so the mic shorts out and sets off the C4 in the centre of the ring JR - Bah Gahd that was heinous! Where is that big ole hoss The GS? Suddenly a figure starts to float up from the back of the stage. Although wearing the Spike's clothes, it looks suspiciously like his lil' sidekick ekips, but even closer, turns out to be poor old Paul London, regretting the move to the WWE even more JR - what does this mean, what's happening? Spike/ekips/London (in the voice of Ole Anderson) - the Golden Spike you knew is no more. He is going away to gather his power, and will return to strike when you least expect it. The wire snaps, and London vanishes with a scream (don't worry kids, he landed on Respectmeordye - London's fine, but RMOD is out for two years <What this means is that I am on holiday for a week, and apart from the occasional phantom appearances, I won't be here. I deputise the other nBo brothers to take up the slack of mildly unfunny, infinitely trivial posts. You'll miss me, just you wait. Peace out. Spike> JR - This could be the best supernatural shoot/work/worked shoot/shot worker we've seen this month. Shillavone - we're all outta time! Join us next week for the third biggest event in the history of our sport - we reveal the Fettster as the valet driving the white hummer! Shillavone realises that they weren't out of time, and tries to ignore the 30 minutes dead air until the end of the show Enjoy yo self!
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 604 (6/11/04 8:05 am)	... *Quote:* Shillavone realises that they weren't out of time, and tries to ignore the 30 minutes dead air until the end of the show HILARITY!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2226 (6/11/04 10:36 am)	Re: ... With his new gimmick as a hard working company man (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA) Double D sprints to the ring in a youthful way (Amazing what CGI can do nowadays), calls for two kegs which he catches in midair (Well, not really, but that's edited out), smashes them together over his head and drinks the content. Then every jobber (aka every non-nBo member on the board) storms the ring and 30 minutes of botched Double D Destroyers roll across the screen. Yup, it's business as usual on the Off Topic Network This is for my boy Spike raises new keg of beer. You'll be main eventing when you return. nBo - always looking out for number one, by feeding everyone else number two. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1022 (6/11/04 10:47 am)	--- TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-UH! $$$ storms the ring and proceeds to go on a 20 minute promo about how he is the Game-uh, and the most powerful man in the company, covers his memos and reads them both verbatim and the list of 2,008 moves he can botch, Fettster jumps into the ring "lovely ladies" in tow and gets a badly missed pedigree for his troubles, that's gonna require a neckbrace! $$$ then picks the mic back up cuts another 20 minute promo where he shills the new documentary DDD- Cheating Time, Stealing Heat to debut once the nBo Network gets up and running and they can splice footage of some Girls Gone Wild videos to cut to and from commercial( don't know why, but the champ requested it, so that's what he gets) and try new Judo brand sourmash goess great over a big bowl of Bollyroos! nBo- over 1100 posts, still only one joke!
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 247 (6/11/04 1:07 pm)	Saturday Night's Lame Event, early but we are the nBo damnit (the following announcement has been paid for by you through your support of the nBo) 8Syxx-Pac: Usually I'm out here plugging t-shirts and today I thought I would do something a little diff.....What the hell am I talking about? Hot off the presses, get your official D-clining Workrates X t-shrit. It has the D-X logo on front with the nBo logo in huge bold letters on back. It can be yours for a reduced price of $79.99 at your local Robzone. Also pick up my fourth shirt. It has the D-X logo on front, 8Syxx ball on back and nBo logos on both sleeves. This is to make sure everyone knows your nBo 4 LIFE!! With all these logos, the lowest price for this shirt is only a few bucks, $199.99. Don't forget my new inaction figure. It's me of course with no points of articulation. It comes with 4 different shirts: nBo logo shirt, 8Syxx ball shirt, 8Syxx ref shirt, and D-X 8Syxx ball shirt. I also come with removable do-rag and fake id. This figure can be yours for only $99.99. BUY MY STUFF!!!!!! (the preceding announcement has been paid for by you through your support of the nBo) J.R.: BAH GAWD! That was a heinous commercial. Let's get to the ring for some action. It's Luchador 666 vs. El Jabronie with 8Syxx as ref. The match starts with some fast pace back and forth action but 8Syxx stops both men. 8Syxx: What the hell are you guys doing? Didn't you read the memo. That's right, you speak spanish. Let me try to tell you in espanol: Ning�n alto riesgo, alto impacto, o altas maniobras. Usted lucha de la cadena de can't incluso. Mantenga tan suave como sea posible. �Conseguido lo? Ahora lucha. They start again by punching each other. Luchador with a low-impact bodyslam. He climbs the ropes but 8Syxx runs into the ropes knocking Luchador 666 on the turnbuckle. He tumbles to the mat and rests on the bottom turnbuckle. 8Syxx kicks El Jabronie and the delievers an 8Syxx-Factor. J.R.: 8Syxx-Factor, what a bastard! BAH GAWD 8Syxx carries El Jabronie to the opposite corner. 8Syxx gives a crotch chop and then delivers a Ronco Buster to Luchador. He also gives one to El Jabronie. Tony: Back and forth Ronco Busters. I've never seen that before. This is a first folks. J.R.: What a hoss....wait, he's only a cruiserweight. BAH GAWD I don't know what to call him. It's heinous!! 8Syxx leaves the ring receiving X-Pac heat and he soaks it up. He looks satisfied with the destruction he dealt out. nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
mprox666 Member Posts: 23 (6/11/04 7:12 pm)	once again with the pro streak with clothes mprox walks down the asile into the ring with no music ( thanks very much nbo ) now then lady's and gent's, while at this time of stupid o'clock in the am in England, it has been pointed out to me, the "volunteer spokesperson for streaking" that one or two fans have decided to take it upon themselves to streak, im sorry but the nbo have put down a dercee that only good looking women who are under 200 lb's can streak also any men trying to streak will be unfortunately shot at dawn, which with the nbo being worldwide means whenever they feel like it, so there we go, only fit women under 200 lbs and 25 can streak. thank you for your ignorance........ sorry i ment time,
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2227 (6/12/04 2:17 am)	Re: once again with the pro streak with clothes Oh, It's true, it's damn true! Starts slapping his wife around "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
Lazulu73 Member Posts: 102 (6/12/04 9:23 am)	out of the ashes Lazulu runs in, gives Double D a stiff chair shot......then disappears in a cloud of smoke.
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 613 (6/12/04 10:11 am)	... cameraman waddles backstage to the nBo lockers. The door is open and the tune "Adidas" by KoRn is blaring over a rather boss system. Cue wide focus on Stone Cold Scott AlcoHall, passed out on a beanbag in his underwear, a pail nearby filled to the brim with vomit. AlcoHall is clutching a half empty fifth of Heaven Hills whiskey "Umm... Scott? Time for your interview.." "cough Huh? Oh.. uhhh.. Hey yo..spew " end segment
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2229 (6/12/04 2:59 pm)	Re: ... Double D nosells both Chairshot and run in and goes about his 30 minute promo about how he is the greatest thing to ever happen in the history of the world So, as Champ and booker and top face and heel and draw, I declare a massive 100 man Battle Royal for this Monday NitRaw. At stake, my coveted Worlds Heavyweight Championship Of The World. 5 rings: 4 regular rings surrounding a ring with a Triple Decker Cage around it. Everybody has a chance. In no way will this just be a way for me booking myself over everybody, squashing the entire roster in one fell swoop and ending the match with me facing my best friend in a shocking "Fingerpoke Of Doom" ending. This will be the greatest night in the history of our board! nBo - believes in recycling... the same tired angles, gimmicks and jokes. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
HitmanMark Posts: 389 (6/12/04 7:06 pm)	BREAKIN' DA LAW, BREAKIN' DA LAW!!! <Hmark's music hits, and he walks out...with an unconscious Scott AlcoHall in tow!> You know, I've been reading a lot of memos lately about having to "tone down" my style in the ring. That my chain wrestling techniques, that I've been honing since I was a boy in my Jersey home, in my father's training room, the Dungeon of Doom, is too tough. That my halfway decent abilities at high risk manuvers...they're too dangerous! I guess fifty year old "legends" can only take so much. But here's the problem. Oh yes, HMark got the nBo's memo. And you know what HMark did with that memo? HMARK WIPED THE MONKEY'S ASS WITH THAT MEMO! See, nBo, THE PEOPLE want to see action. THE PEOPLE want to see true wrestling skills. And, I think THE PEOPLE...want to see me drive Judo's head through the ring mat! <crowd gives a HUGE pop> JR: Bah Gawd, what kind of hellacious thing is that two dollar steak going to unleash on that poor hoss, Judo? <HMark goes to the top rope, dragging Judo's limp, more than likely drunken body along> JR: NO! NO BAH GAWD! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?! SPINNING DDT! DDT! DDT! FROM THE TOP ROPE, A SPINNING DDT! SCOTT ALCHOHOL'S HEAD HAS BEEN DRIVEN THROUGH THE RING MAT! THE CARNAGE, THE CARNAGE, HOSS, JEZEBEL, CRIMSON MASK, GERALD FORD, CRYSTAL PEPSI, A CHERRY ON TOP!!! HMark: <stands up, contented smile on his face> I know damn well I'm in deep sh** for that <crowd pops at the profanity>...But I. Don't. Care. <throws mic, walks off to a huge pop>
toomiguci Member Posts: 714 (6/12/04 7:20 pm)	Re: BREAKIN' DA LAW, BREAKIN' DA LAW!!! Toom E approaches HitmanMark outside the arena in the parking lot HitmanMark, I have a message for you. If you QUIT the WCF & join me in the EWT, not only will you get the title shots & respect you deserve, but you will be allowed to use your high spots on anybody, even the fans. And if you sign with me, Toom E, now, I will include you in the EWT heavyweight Championship Bout on Dike TV's Non-Advertised Show in the Escalator to Heaven Match. You want in? Sign the dotted line & I promise not to bounce any checks. And I can promise you big bucks. A nice, cripsy hundred dollar bill. Edited by: toomiguci at: 6/12/04 7:22 pm
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2248 (6/13/04 3:10 am)	Re: BREAKIN' DA LAW, BREAKIN' DA LAW!!! Wellity, wellity, wellity. The fans don't want high risk maneveurs and chain wrestling. Oh, they may say they do, but they don't. I know what the fans want better than themselves. They want endless nBo promos, predictable squash burials of the talented workers and ridiculous and non-sensical soap opera style backstage skits and angles. Oh... and they want swerves. Alotta swerves. Like this one. pulls Stone Cold Scott Alcohall out of the mat and removes a mask and dorag to reveal... Paul London! Yes, it was a fake Judo that HitmanMark drove through the mat. Double D let London fall unconsciously to the mat Haha, it was a setup all along. Judo would never sell anything from any non-nBo member. Once again you lose StrecthMark. You just beat up yet another deserving jobber. Bwahahahaha. This almost maks you nBo. But you have talent so that'll never happen. But there is a group that is perfect for you. Someone that you can join that share many of your characteristics. Someone who's always complaining about never getting a break and never being appreciated. HitmanMark, you are the newest memner of : The Unemployed, cos... YOU'RE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRREEEEEEEEDD!! Not get out of my thread, boy. nBo - More TV time for us. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
HitmanMark Posts: 393 (6/13/04 11:25 am)	Not so fast, Booker-Man! WCF Nitraw starts...but the tape shorts out...the screen is kind of fuzzy...is that...HitmanMark? Bah Gawd, wasn't he just fired?!? HMark: Oh, DoubleD, how the tables have turned. I don't suppose you remember what happened AFTER Blunder last Wednesday? Remember that little "party" you nBo boys held? And remember some guy shoving a document in your face, telling you that it was a document that would make sure you couldn't be sued by any nBo-ho you just "happened to knock up"? That document you couldn't wait to sign, oh-so-drunkenly, after I had made sure all you boys had downed enough Jose Cuervo and Jack Daniels that even you, yes, YOU, the mighty Iron Livers of the nBo, couldn't take anymore? That was me. And that wasn't a court promise, either. It was my contract. Congratulations, DoubleD. You and $$$ have not only given my a 10-year GUARANTEED CONTRACT, not to mention a 5% payraise, but, best of all, you've also given me the contractual right to wrestle for Toomi's new company whenever I feel like it, with no paycut. Oh yeah, and that's where I found THIS <takes out Toomi's championship belt>. This isn't an invasion threat. No, this is ME, telling YOU, that I'm in the driver's seat now, old man. And things are never gonna be the same. <tape ends, screen goes to static>
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 617 (6/13/04 12:18 pm)	... *Quote:* pulls Stone Cold Scott Alcohall out of the mat and removes a mask and dorag to reveal... Paul London! Yes, it was a fake Judo that HitmanMark drove through the mat. Double D let London fall unconsciously to the mat SWERVE!!!1!!!1!!!!!11!!1!111!!! The Adventures Of Stone Cold Scott AlcoHall Scott AlcoHall staggers to the ring, hair pulled up by a clothespin, sporting a dingy do-rag. "Uhhh... Hey Yo.." Security comes to the ring "You're not supposed to be out here, sir" "Huh? Whadda youse tawkin' abow', mang?" "Sir, you're not wearing any pants." Security drags Stone Cold Scott AlcoHall away End Segment Edited by: JudoChopToTheHead at: 6/13/04 1:00 pm
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2251 (6/13/04 12:41 pm)	Re: ... Ha HA! The joke is on you, HitmanSpark. The backers of this little venture quickly realized that my heavy drinking and hazy memories could be a liability. So, in exchange for booking duties, a fully stocked mini bar and a guaranteed life time contract, I agreed to relinquish any authority in contract negotiations. That's right, baby! That signature is worthless! I use that trick on hoes to bribe them into sleeping with me. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Once more you got swerved and screwed! This time by yourself. So, The Double D says this: YOU'RE STILL FIIIIIIIIRRREEEEEEEDDDD!!! And that's the bottom line, cos Double D said so. Now go be the next Ultimate Warrior somewhere else. I gots TV time to spend. nBo - 2 minute matches, 2 hour promos. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
HitmanMark Posts: 394 (6/13/04 12:49 pm)	Tsk, tsk... DoubleD, are your reading comprehension skills THAT bad? I guess so, since you didn't see the signature right below yours: R.D. Reynolds Yes, RD was at that party, too...and, try as you nBo boys might, there's no going over his head. But, hey, if I'm fired, I'm fired. But this is professional wrestling, DoubleD. When does being "fired" actually ever mean it? There are simply some fake natural laws that you just can't escape. But it's not quite time yet, anyway. You go ahead and run your lazy, boring, soap opera-style show...I'll step away for a little while. But when EWR starts showing up on top of you in the ratings...you'll know where to look.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2253 (6/13/04 1:59 pm)	Re: Tsk, tsk... RD has no real power. He's just a figure head. Like Jack Tunney. The only real power round here is Madison and I know you didn't get into his pants. But since you so desperately want to be on the nBo show, Double D will give you a chance. Tomorrow, at NitRaw, you can fight for your continued employment in a ladder match, with a new contract (for a lower salary and many abusive changes) hung high above the ring. All you have to do is climb the ladder, retreive the contract and sign it. It's that simple. Well, of course, Dorzia and 8Syxx will be in that ring, too. And I will be special referee. With DSR and Adam Bomb as special ring side enforcers. We wouldn't want you to attack me all of a sudden, now would we. So.... you can choose to accept the challenge and stay in the big leagues. Or go back to the bingo hall, where people "appreciate you for your skills" and take out several mortages on your house to stay afloat. nBo - you are all our B****** "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
dorzia Posts: 596 (6/13/04 4:17 pm)	..... i'll see you on nitraw.
HitmanDX Posts: 215 (6/13/04 5:59 pm)	Re: ..... I have appointed myself the official timekeeper. The Hitman has spoken.
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 250 (6/14/04 10:08 am)	Re: ..... I'll also be the back-up ref incase DoubleD tears a quad or something. And Hitman Mark, don't think I haven't forgotten about your "high risk" moves. nBo - est. March 2004 nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2256 (6/14/04 12:22 pm)	Re: ..... Pyros go, 8Syxx and Hitman DX welcome the viewers to this episode of Monday NitRaw. Suddenly Double D's music blare and Double D and his cronies make their way to the ring Well, HitmanMark. It's NitRaw, the #1 show in the business (cheap pop) and you still haven't given your consent to wrestle in a match for your emloyment in this, the greatest thread on the WrestleCrap Board (cheap pop #2). Whassamatta? You afraid? You wouldn't want to cheat these great fans (Cheap pop part 3:Extreme prejudice) out of the match they so richly deserve? Long pause. Fans start to go to the bathroom Hah! These stinking hilly billy, inbred, ugly, smelly, red neck morons are getting exactly what they deserve! (Fans boo). Their 'People's Champ' is more of a 'People's chump', which suits them fine. He abandoned you all, you toothless rednecks! He's afraid. He went to another thread to get paid 2 dollars for bleeding all over the place. And I'm not talking about McDonalds either. But the nBo are kind hearted and charitable. Tonight, instead of the maim event, CrapmanMark cheated you out of, you will get a special ediion of Dorzia's interview segment, " The My Light Reel". In which he interviews ME. And you are all gonna love, cause Double D said so, and that's the bottom line, now can you smell what Double D is cooking? "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
HitmanMark Posts: 397 (6/14/04 12:48 pm)	Beautiful intro... <The nBo laughs it up in the ring, when the lights suddenly go out> <The Jerseyan Crippler's Theme hits...it's HMark's alter-ego, the Crippler, the Human Hacksaw, the Rabid Siberian Huskey mix!> JR: BAH GAWD, THE CRIPPLER IS BACK, AND HE'S DESTROYING THE NEW BOARD ORDER! I DON'T BELIEVE THIS FANS, HE'S TOUGHER THAN A HELLACIOUS RED-CHERRY CORVETTE WITH CHROME PLATES HEADED STRAIGHT TO HEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!! HMark: Now that I've cleared the ring of that crap...I guess the fact that most of you were all so drunk made that a little easier than it normally would've been. So you want me to fight for a smaller contract? Eh, I've been through worse, so why the hell not? Could be fun. And I WILL prove, once and for all, just why I am the best damn thing going. I will do what even DoubleD's nemesis, the great Ric Flair, couldn't, and hold TWO world titles. You don't like it? Tough s**t. <Fires snot rockets at retreating nBo>
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1028 (6/14/04 2:18 pm)	from the offices of $$$ memorandum- final from:$$$ to:nBoites and whoever remains in the WCF re: new threat to status quo/ resignation of $$$ Well boys I write this with a heavy heart.. throughout my incarnations of Bisch, $limtaker, and now $$$ we have had the WCF running like a well-liquored over pushed injury prone machine. But with all the recent defections, and this new "Extreme Wanker Transvestites" or whatever it is they're calling themselves I feel I have failed in my responsibilites to act as rudder of this evil organization.. so I'm one more time changing.. but this time turning the remainder of my power over to DDD- she's all yours brother.. lead it well. $$$ is gettting put aside, and I'm only gonna be an in-ring squash machine.. and since I'd never ask my nbo brothers to do something I wasn't willing to do ,to do that I've gotta figure out this Extreme thing.. so I'm gonna take this barb wire, this kendo stick and these dvds, lock myself into my former offices, and learn what it means to inflict pain intentionally, not just botching moves.. Once I'm ready I think it's safe to say I'll be a 'hardcore legend'... and then the battle will begin! That is all, farewell for now, $$$- but not for long...
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2261 (6/14/04 3:49 pm)	Re: from the offices of $$$ Bah GOD, that is henious! HitmanMark, I blame you! You have destroyed the will to botch moves and screw over people in $lim. Grrrr!! I'm making your match tonight a no-rope, barbed wire, electrified ladder match!! You will pay for going up against the nBo! "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1030 (6/14/04 7:36 pm)	addendum to final memo released just shortly after $$$lim locked himself eerily in his offices with some weaponry and instructional dvds... :Let it be known however the botching hard drinking jobber squashing fervor is alive and well within me. Just that I feel a change is needed to combat this new "extreme style" these talented workers have developed. And as I stated, I would never require one of our broken down number to attempt this possibly dangerous style if I myself were not prepared to go down that path. In short the $$$lim persona is too nice a guy to battle this new threat on their own terms.. but given some time I think I can conjure up someone who isn't quite as nice.. someone a little more suited to dealing with this threat to our main event stranglehold.. someone a trifle more HARDCORE... end addendum to final memo and somewhere deep within the former offices of $$$lim, the sounds of violence echo through the nBo penthouse, barbed wire and baseball bats and thumbtacks oh my! and if you lissen close you might be able to make out an occasional scream.. not in pain but a manic joy bang bang! bang bang!
HitmanMark Posts: 400 (6/14/04 8:27 pm)	Acceptance! <shot of DoubleD's office> DDD: HitmanMark, that's it, your match tonight will have NO ROPES. Instead, you get electrified barb wire, and anything else we can find in our prop closets. Now how the hell do you like that? HMark: <close-up of the the two getting face-to-face> Bring it on, old man. Bring it the hell on.
toomiguci Member Posts: 726 (6/14/04 8:47 pm)	Re: The camera pans into the crowd, where we see Toom E wondering through the crowd. In his hand, he holds various tickets & takes his seat. Security confronts him as he takes his seat Security: Excuse me, but you are barred from this thread sir. Double D had you banned from this area when you quit. Toom E: That may be the case, my friend. But, as you see here, I have as much a right to be here as everybody else behind the security rail. Afterall, I have every ringside ticket in my hand for me & a few friends. Oh, & if you will please, bring this note to JackrabbitSlim & hurry with it, please? Thank you. sevierox, mprox, New Jack, Terry Funk, fettster, & Joey Styles all take their ringside seats to take a nap, since this stuff is so boring Security rushes back to the Slim's locker room & hands Slim a note. Slim is furious for the interuption, but reads the note anyways. And it reads: *Quote:* Slim, I see you're going through some more changes. And I understand you want to learn how to be Hardcore. Thing is, in the WCF, it's kind of hard to be hardcore unless it's a hardcore porn. So I give you this proposition. I will DOUBLE your salary of WCF if you sign a contract & join the EWT. We may have had our differences in the past, but I am a changed man. And my thread is rising with a 2.8 & a better fanbase. Sign the dotted line. Leave the nBo & come to a company that appreciattes your true talent. Edited by: toomiguci at: 6/14/04 9:02 pm
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 645 (6/15/04 1:17 am)	... J.R.: (in his "This Is Real" voice) Tonight.. we bring to you a very special interview with a very troubled man. A ring veteran. A hoss, if you will. He's tougher than a two-dollar steak, he's none other than Stone Cold Scott AlcoHall. Hello, Scott. SCSA: Uhh... hey yo.. J.R.: Scott.. we've seen your degeneration on television for quite some time. Curiously, the locker room doesn't seem to care much, except for the nBo VIP room. My question to you, sir, is do you think you're spiraling out of control? SCSA: Uhh... why would you think that, chico? J.R.: Well, for one, you're drinkin' varnish. SCSA: heh heh, yeah.. J.R.: I see that I probably won't get through to you. We feared this would happen, Scott, so we brought in a very special mediator. Sir? Would you sit down? (A mustachio'd man, clad in a cheap leisure suit, sits adjacent from Scott AlcoHall.) SCSA: Who's dis mang? J.R.: This man is going to help you. He's going to take you under his wing, Scott. He's a very accomplished mediator, a former boxer, a man who has seen the extremes of war. SCSA: Huh? J.R.: Yes, Scott.. you're going to be spending the next few weeks with this man, going across the world, seeing the horrors of the world... perhaps this will help you reassess your life and kick your personal demons. Yes, Scott... you're going to go on various locations with the great.. Geraldo Rivera. Geraldo: Yes, viewers. THIS... is Geraldo Rivera.... Tune in for the next installment of The Adventures Of Stone Cold Scott AlcoHall And Geraldo Rivera nBo: Punch/Kick/Finisher Is Our Formula For Success Edited by: JudoChopToTheHead at: 6/15/04 2:07 am
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2297 (6/15/04 3:26 am)	Re: ... Bah GOD, am I losing control of this thread? The Extremely Wussie Tards have invaded the building (how can they afford tickets with their budget? Our tickets cost as much as one of their PPV's), $lim has sequestered himself, Geraldo is kidnapping Stone Cold Scott Alcohall. Must squash jobbers! Ah, that helped. Next PPV I'm declaring the World War 69 match where everyone will be in one match for my coveted world title! Now, on to tonights maim event. HitmanMark fights for survival and a chance to stay in the Uh Oh thread. Injuries are about to pile up (and that's just from me walking to the ring). "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
toomiguci Member Posts: 730 (6/15/04 6:52 am)	Re: ... Outside the arena, Slim is seen speaking with Toom E. Could he be accepting the offer given to him in the note? Or could he be turning it down? Will Double D get control back? Will the results of the Scammy Awards be made public since it's creator runs a new thread? Who shot J.R.? Will I Love the 90's be as good as I love the 80's or I love the 70's? Will Joe Schmoe 2 be as good as the first? Who will win Last Comic Standing 2? Will the Diamondbacks finally win a series? Or will the Yankees win this time around? Tune in next week & find out
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 256 (6/15/04 7:17 am)	Re: ... Damn, D-X lost the Game-uh. I thought the nBo was pretty hardcore with all the drinking and screwing and squashing but these young punks come in with all these illegal foreign international objects and force $$$ to change. Enough is enough and it's time for a change for the ol' 8Syxx-Pac. Beware all you jobbers and mid-carders for the WCF Cruiserweight Champion is in for a gimmick change. I'm not hardcore, I don't use "high risk" moves, and I don't even pin people. Oh no, from now on I will be known as the 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 Kid. That's right, I take the action to the outside of the ring and punch and kick you until I get the countout victory. But I'm still nBo yo!!! nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1031 (6/15/04 9:33 am)	-- wait a second, that's not Slim toomi is talking to.. not unless Slim has lost three inches in height while gaining 4o lbs. It's a sham! sledgehammer sledgehammer sledgehammer! upside the heads of both false $lim and toomi! who coulda done such a thing? It's $$$! he's still the game-uh! It was a setup all along, he's continually assaulting toomi with the slegehammer! I swear he's been broken in half! At best he'll hafta putter around Kurt Angle style $$$ has just taken out the head of EWT! " When, when when, will any who stand against us learn not to trust when we've seen the light and turn against our roots? I dunno which is sadder, the fact that we rehash the face turn every few hundred posts or the fact that yoiu idiots fall for it every single freakin time whatever line of B.S. we feed you! I'm still $$$ the game-uh, always have been and what happens? I tease a turn and your poor mismanaged Excellent Women's Teaparty or whatever it is falls all over itself to offer me a contract! No wonder we're able to keep you down! How many times have we said 4 life? we're ALL bout the swwwwwwwwerve. this is a state of mind the N..B..O.. hell we've got a couple guys on your show right now, emocore-blackonese boys I see the apparent turn, but also know you're nBoDclineX 4life.. the cavalry's on the way with toomi already in shambles.. DDD, Judo, dorzia, 8syxx, Bolly, I think it's time for an invasion as Take That becomes Uh Oh West and these guys job one more time!" nBo- never trust us
toomiguci Member Posts: 733 (6/15/04 10:22 am)	Re: -- Just as the rest of the nBo approach Toom E, Toom E decides to do business the legit way in taking out the nBo. Instead of having his EWT superstars whom are in attendance prove to the nBo who's better, Toom grabs his cell phone Operator, what's your emergency? Toom: I'm being jumped & threatened by a bunch of thungs. The weird thing is, it doesn't hurt, as these guys are pretty pathetic. But I do need some assitance. Suddenly, there are flashing lights as the police surround the nBo Toom: Officers, arrest these men. Jump me with a foam sledgehammer, will ya? I try to play fair, take my business outside the arena, & this is the thanks I get? Just remember who the legit businessman is. And, may I add, I have noticed my ratings have gone up to a 3.5 since the New Page Outlawz joined me while yours have gone from a 9.8 to a 9.6,. Such a shame, huh? Take these men to jail. The nBo is escorted away in police cars, detained overnight. Just how will NitRaw end with their big names in jail?
HitmanMark Posts: 402 (6/15/04 11:26 am)	Main Event Time! <HMark comes to the ring for the main event...notices all his opponent are in jail.> Well, alright then <climbs ladder, gets contract, signs it> I guess I'll be seeing you guys on Blunder!
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 258 (6/15/04 11:28 am)	Re: -- Damnit, why are they taking me to juvenile. I'm 18!!!! Don't they know who I am? I'm the 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 Kid! Someone call Chynah for me since I'm using this call to do a promo. And I didn't know the New Page Outlawz joined that beat neck group. I had to go look at their thread for that, I didn't want to give them ratings. I guess D-X is officially done. I'm throwing down the gauntlet, DSR I challenge you to a non-title match right here in the Uh oh thread on Blunder. nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
HitmanDX Posts: 218 (6/15/04 12:13 pm)	Re: Main Event Time! Nice to have you back, HitmanSmark. Get ready for more beatdown, nBo style! nBo- You're not worthy! The Hitman has spoken.
dorzia Posts: 601 (6/15/04 1:28 pm)	..... all of a sudden, a masked man appears in mid ring. he appears to have the exact same height, weight and build as dorzia of the nbo, and he has the stench of jack daniels seeping out of his pores. there also appears to be white residue around the nose holes in his mask. he grabs the mic and even has the same slurring voice as dorzia... " Fans! I am here to save the slumping ratings, stale storylines, repetetive main events and swerves! I am MR. WRESTLECRAP! and soon I will be bringing some more masked talent here to freshen things up!" MR WRESTLECRAP winks at Hitman mark and dissapears in a puff of smoke.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2304 (6/15/04 2:05 pm)	Re: ..... What's this? Mere minutes after his arrest Double D sauters to the ring with a smirk on his face. HitmanMark is on his guard. Double D starts a slow clap Congrats, HitmanMark. That was truly your best match ever. No selling at all. But didn't I tell you already. I have no power to make contracts. That piece of paper you just signed is useless. I has the same legal value as Katie Vick's death certificate. It's as believable as Al Wilson's acting. You are still..... FFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEDDDDDD!!! Now take your indy ass to that other company. We'll be invading soon. Toom E. Dangerously! You come on the nBo's show and scream "assault" like some damn liberal hippie tree hugging, pot smoking, tea sipping, bed wetter! You try to use this great nations proud police officers to fight your battles for you, you sad, pacifist, peacemonger! But this is America and we are famous! So we don't go to jail. I posted bail with an autograph and a photo with our boys in blue. The police do not like to be used by left wing extremists such as yourself, so I'm filing charges for grievous injuries, mental stress, stalking and malicious procescusion against you. And I've talked to your backers. They say you don't return their calls and that they haven't seen a return on their money. You are being indicted for fraud. The police are on their way and they're bringing the rubber hoses. Have a nice day. Leaves the ring laughing as security comes to throw out HitmanMark nBo - To famous and rich for jail. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
Latino Meat Member Posts: 276 (6/15/04 4:49 pm)	so... is like, anyone still here? this place is empty, eh? so no one is watching, hmm. ok... ::turns on the Warriors theme music REALLY loud:: ::runs down to the empty ring, tassles around his arms:: : ounds his chest:: ::falls over due to being blown up:: I've always wanted to do that.
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 259 (6/16/04 5:29 am)	Re: so... I think the D-X missed it's moment man. Since the WCF is "losing" ratings, we could of had D-X show up outside the EWT arena in our tank. Damn, I hate it when we miss an angle. And I also see that DSR hasn't accept my challenge. I guess he knows who the superior Cruiserweight is, me the 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 Kid. nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 479 (6/16/04 6:53 am)	I knew it! I take a few days off, and what happens? Toom E Dangerously? Hitman Smark? Board quiet as anything? At this rate, by the time I get back, we'll be in the Crapitude era, and everyone will be using their own damn personalities. What about the gimmicks? From this moment forth, I am a gimmick act, making the occasional high rated appearance on the $limtron (that still around?), or a pointless run in that costs the board $1million cash up front. Then I'll be gone for days again. My gimmick will be The Spikester... Golden-spike piledrives Latino Meat-Warrior through a box of WCF ice cream bars. Laughing maniacially, runs to the back, jumps in his truck and speeds off into the night
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 266 (6/16/04 8:23 am)	Re: I knew it! I'm all about the gimmicks too Spikester. I just recently change to 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 Kid which is my first real gimmick change. And the only reason this board is quite is because we hold the talent down, which is what the nBo is suppose to do. Forget the EWT, I consider them a fad. Just like bell bottom pants and tofu. I haven't seen these so called "ratings" on paper so I don't think they exist. EWT Scrub: Have a look at these. (1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 Kid looks at the EWT's ratings sheet then shoves it down the back of his pants. He then pulls it out and shoves it down the scrubs mouth and proceeds to botch a back kick as the camera fades) nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 506 (6/16/04 8:36 am)	Re: I knew it! In the mail, the Kountout Kid receives a package. He opens it to find a beta cassette. After searching around, he finds a betamax vcr and puts the tape in. DSR: (on the tape)"Hey, 8Syxx. I hate to break it to you, but I'm exclusive to EWT. I would come beat your ass down, but I don't want that ahole DDD to call the cops. So if you want you're ass handed to you in a 5-star entertaining match, I suggest you get down to the EWT Arena. And don't forget to bring a cowbell, cause it's gonna be EXTREEEEEEME!!!!!" 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 Kid hits the stop button on the vcr, and turns around. He receives a vicious chairshot from the EWT Scrub, causing a hardway. The EWT scrub runs out of the building, and into DSR's car. The 2 drive away from the wcf arena. DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 269 (6/16/04 9:43 am)	Re: I knew it! ::after waking up in a blood of his own blood from that chair shot, the 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 Kid has something to say:: Damn, my head hurts. What the hell happened to me? And where the hell am I? Who are you people? ::1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 Kid rushes out of the room:: J.R.: BAH GAWD!!!!!!! The Kid has amnesia, this is heinous. (Tune in next time for the continuing coverage of this event) nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
Latino Meat Member Posts: 277 (6/16/04 11:16 am)	another appearance? you know that there is no power that can contain the ultimate power that is inhibited within these mighty extremities... ::snarl:: i do not enjoy the flavor that my tastebuds receive when eating mere ice cream bars, so i shall instill the thought of fear which will reciporcate through your aitoheat neag[yhea mgpaoyteap gayetpeat. :: pounds chest:: always believe, my warr-yahhhsss!
HitmanMark Posts: 409 (6/16/04 12:15 pm)	Uh-oh, indeed. Oh boy, WCF, it looks like the end has arrived; the power of destrucity has arrived in your petty company! <Looks to his left, sees security, runs like hell>
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2321 (6/16/04 2:09 pm)	Re: Uh-oh, indeed. Bah GOD, the Latino Wah-Yah could gives us just the ratings hike we need! I'm booking him into every damn angle we got going. Watch out for the trap door in the middle of the ring, guys. Oh, and Amnesia angles = Ratings!! "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
toomiguci Member Posts: 749 (6/16/04 2:46 pm)	Out of character, pure observation comment The Latino Wah-yah...I love this. Today's post had me laughing big time. Kudos. Good job gentlemen.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2340 (6/16/04 3:54 pm)	Wednesday Night Blunder. Pyros go. Announcer don't even get to introduce the show before Double D swaggers to the ring. People have presented concern. Is the nBo falling apart. Has this joke finally gotten old (or was that 1100 posts ago)? Is the Uh Oh Thread falling apart around our very ears? Well, to the nay sayers, I say nay! People have complained for many posts that the nBo had gotten stale, sloppy, old. We, of course, decided to combat these vague rumors with the influx of new talent. Thus two of the finest young posters were brought into the nBo: DSR and Adam Bomb. They quickly turned their back on their massive talent and became nBo through and through. As the membership tatoos and compromising videotape says: nBo4life. Now they have seemingly turned their back on us. Going to the dump to roll around in the filth and play with old garbage. Good riddance! It's time for the nBo to get back to basics. To return to the originals, the founders. Not these silly hangers on. These useless youngsters basking in our reflected glory. You had New nBo, but now it's time for nBo Classic. We're back. 4life! nBo - reliving our past on your time. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
HitmanDX Posts: 223 (6/16/04 7:27 pm)	Re: Wednesday Night Blunder. nBo 4 ever! The Hitman has spoken.
I Know All About Your Mother Member Posts: 18 (6/16/04 8:29 pm)	The newest member of the WCF walks into the room The backstage area is abuzz as a new figure lurks about. Sure, it's an old nicname used before by another poster in the WCF but it isn't the same character. Hi, hi, hi. My name is You-Gene. Do you wanna be my friend? Like HHH is Eugene's friendon Monday Night Raw. I wanna wrestle. Can I wrestle? I'm a really good wrestler. Can I wrestle? My mom says I can wrestle really good, yeah. I'm special. Anybody want to be my friend? Edited by: I Know All About Your Mother at: 6/16/04 8:31 pm
HitmanMark Posts: 415 (6/16/04 9:31 pm)	Bah Gawd... God, it can't mean well for my mental health that I was waiting for DoubleD to bring out two poor newbies to play the parts of "Fake DSR" and "Fake A-Bomb".
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2347 (6/17/04 2:59 am)	Re: Bah Gawd... Double D comes to the ring. Because you, the fans, demanded it, I will bring back DSR and Adam Bomb. Pyros go and two midgets come out dressed as DSR and Adam Bomb We all know that they are the best tag team in the world today, so I'm just gonna go ahead and hand them the belts. Here ya go, guys. You earned them. Midget flex and strut around the ring nBo - We're back... with midgets! "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 273 (6/17/04 5:44 am)	Lost In Cincinnati part 1 Tom: We take you live to Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa for this report on the whereabouts of the 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 Kid. Tricia: Thanks Tom! We are here in Cincinnati as we have had reports that The Kid is here. We are gonna try to talk to some of the locals to see if we can locate him. (Tricia walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender) Tricia: I'm with the WCF and we are looking for this man. Have you seen him? (Tricia holds a picture of The Kid up) Bartender: Yeah man! I've seen that guy on tv. I love it when he botches those moves off the top rope, WOOOOOOO!!! nBo rules brother!! Tricia: Not on the tv sir, have you seen him around here. Bartender: I don't know. I saw this skinny guy with a beard once come in asking for an 86 ball or something like that. I told him that if he wanted an 8 ball to go talk with some of the guys in the ally. Tricia: It looks like we are on the trail of The Kid. Join just next time as we continue our search of the 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 Kid. Back to you Tom. nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
I Know All About Your Mother Member Posts: 19 (6/17/04 7:15 am)	Re: You-Gene walks into the ring where Mini-DSR & Mini Adam Bomb are Hi kids. i'm You-Gene. Do you want to be my friend? I like friends. We can play games. I have Twister, Chutes & Ladders, & Candy land. My mom always has to supervise when I play Candy land, because I always try to eat the candy pieces.
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 676 (6/17/04 9:16 am)	.... Stone Cold Scott AlcoHall approaches You-Gene "Uhh.. hey yo.. I'm.. uh.. Da Bad Guy, mang. Hey, chico, I got some caaaaandy... but ya gotta come in the locker room and get it.. C'mon, mang, I ain't gonna hurtcha. We can.. uh.. play Twister.." Geraldo Rivera appears from nowhere "Hello, viewers. THIS... is Geraldo Rivera. I've been following professional wrestler "Stone Cold Scott AlcoHall" for the past few days and I think I've stumbled across something big. Here, we see AlcoHall attempting to lure the young, impressionable You-Gene into a locker room alone using candy. This.. my faithful viewers, is the acts... of a desperate, needy man. This is Geraldo Rivera."
I Know All About Your Mother Member Posts: 20 (6/17/04 10:29 am)	Re: Uh oh I'm sorry Mister. I can't go into the room with you. I don't know you if you're a friend or not. Are you a friend?
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2351 (6/17/04 1:35 pm)	Re: Uh oh Get this friggin' retard of the nBo show. e want to laugh at the midgets! Hee hee hee, look at 'em dance. Somewhere on a message board a poster starts 30 threads to find the real identity of the New Page Midgets WeeSR and Adamidget Bombcita are The New Page Midgets: Your World Tag Team Champions of the World. And if you ain't down with that they've got two words for ya: OOMPA LOOMPA! "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
Bobafett Posts: 372 (6/17/04 2:43 pm)	OK!!! (Fettsters Music and Pryos erupt, and Fettster with his 3 lovely ladies walk down to the centre of the ring Fettster has the "Peoples Real" IC belt around his waist) J.R.=BAH GAWD! this is Heinous, its Fettster and his 3 jezebels..what are they here for Fettster= It seems EWT does not consider the peoples real IC champion a main eventer, instead, it promotes the likes of the new page outlaws and I'm sick of it. I have seen the error of my ways, the WCF is the best federation his side of Vince McMahons buttcrack..The fettsters irs back Fett 3:16 sez I'll kick everyones ass, and thats the bottom line, ad you can't smell what the Fettsters cooking cos the Fettster don't cook..I fight!
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 113 (6/17/04 3:30 pm)	Re: OK!!! < camera shows DSR tied to a chair A Bomb: I'm sorry about hitting you with a guitar but it was for your own good.Ever since you joined the EWT you haven't been the same, you've stop drinking,you're putting people over,showing off your skills, you care about the fans,and you barely smell like whiskey anymore.What up with you? DSR: I was tired of living that life I was tired of being held back so I decided that I would make a change and I thought you would have my back. A Bomb:I do have your back thats why I'm doing this I mean what happened to the good old days remember?When we used to drink together,pimp hoes together,squash jobbers together,botch moves together,and see who could O.D(overdose) the fastest, man what happened I thought you were nBo 4 life. DSR:Times have just changed that all and I have matured so I guess it's time to move on. A Bomb:I respect your opinion, but before you make your decision why don't have a soda. unties DSR's hand then hands him a pepsi can filled with rum,DSR gulps it down. A Bomb: So whats it going to be? DSR:What the hell are you talking about?Where the hell am I and why am I tied to a chair?Why am I wear an EWT shirt?What is the hell is an EWT? A Bomb:you're back! DSR:I'm back from where?Where did I go? A Bomb: it's a long story. DSR: I need a beer. <.segment ends If you ain't down with the nBo and DX I got 2 words 4 ya SUCK IT!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2364 (6/17/04 3:42 pm)	Re: OK!!! Laughs maniacally while pulling on strings Welcome home, boys.... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA cough, wheeze, hack God, I need a drink. nBo - The small print says "4life" too. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
HitmanDX Posts: 229 (6/17/04 4:45 pm)	Re: OK!!! Well, my nBo brothas, I feel that I'm in need of a gimmick overhaul, so I will be going away for a few days, but [Terminator] I'll be back. [/Terminator] nBo- That's our name. Don't wear it out. The Hitman has spoken.
Latino Meat Member Posts: 279 (6/17/04 5:10 pm)	3 shows in a row? what the...?! my warr-yahhhs, as i sit idly by, bringing in more entertainment value in two days than your new heroes have in what seems like an eternity, i can only phantom how your heroes in the nbo would live if they went by the good book and did not live due to the inane specifications that life dictates. ::looks up to the heavens above:: for all the power that the warr-yahhh exhibits does not exist in just my arms, warr-yahhs... it exists in the mental conditioning and in my over inflated heart... :: pounds his chest :: nbo, i will voluntary show you just what can be acheived when you have a belief, no, a lifestyle that runs on pure, unadultered... ::raises arms:: destrucity! ::snarl::
I Know All About Your Mother Member Posts: 21 (6/17/04 9:19 pm)	Re: 3 shows in a row? what the...?! You-Gene runs to the ring I want to be a Warr-yah, too!!!! You-Gene starts running the ropes & beating his chest until he hits himself so hard & starts coughing By the Power of Grayskull!!!! I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRR
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 687 (6/17/04 9:50 pm)	... "Uhh.. hey You-Gene, mang.. you can be an AlcoHall-ic. C'mon, jest ignore that chico who's been followin' me... come on, let Uncle AlcoHall give you a hug." slips and falls
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2374 (6/18/04 3:29 am)	Re: ... Raises glass to HitmanDX Hurry back, Playa. Turns attention to ring Now get this damn retard outta here! And take You-gene with you! It's time for the midgets. Pyros go and the New Page Midgets come out to "Terror Of Toy Town". They finally get to the ring, dance around, crawl the bottom rope and flex. They go to reach for the mic but Double D holds it out of reach and make them jump for it a few times to the malignant glee of the crowd. Whoa there, boys. I'm not quite done yet. (J.R. 8under his breath): Ya never are, ya hoss) You two certainly deserve to be the Tag Champs (Cheap pop) but I think it's time for your first title defense (and since we are pimping the titles around, your first loss). So, tonight, in this very ring, you will face.... THE NEW PAGE OUTLAWZ: D-CLINING WORKRATEZ X - DANCIN'.... STEVIE.... RICHARDS and VIOLENT A... ADAM BOMB!! And just to be fair to everyone it will be a TLC match with the title belts suspended high above the ring. Happy jobbing, boys. As Double D leaves the ring his is startled by a spotlight on the roof with the Latino UltiMeat Wah-Yah symbol. What can this mean? nBo - we play fair.... yeah right! "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 513 (6/18/04 5:07 am)	Re: ... *The midgets stand in the middle of the ring as DSR and Adam Bomb walk out. The ring entrance takes what feels like ten years as the boys sign autographs (for a small fee), drink rum, and pose to no end. Once the NPO hits the ring, ABomb starts to harass the midgets. The midgets run rings around ABomb, which dizzies the young Ghetto Nightmare (well, it's either that or the booze). DSR sets up a table. ABomb grabs one of the little buggers and puts him on the table. As DSR climbs the ropes, The midgets double team ABomb, setting HIM on the table. JR: "DSR hits ABomb with a moonsault, through the BAH GAWD table!!!! This has got to be an accident." DSR gets up, setting a steel chair on the mat. He picks up ABomb, giving him a stiff Emoflow DDT on the chair. JR: "ABomb is bleedin' like a stuck pig. Bah Gawd, this is heinous!!!" DSR puts WeeSR on his shoulders, and climbs the ladder. WeeSR grabs the tag title belt!!!! Lillian Garcia: "Your winners and still tag team champions, the New Page Midgets!!!!!" Toom E. walks out from the back, carrying barbed wire. DSR wraps himself up in the barbed wire, and climbs the ladder. The audience: "E-Dub-T! E-Dub-T!" DSR hits ABomb with a Shooting Star Press off the top of the ladder!!!!!!! Toom E. then grabs DSR, as the 2 run back to Toom E.'s car before WCF security can get ahold of them. DSR and Toom E. successfully escape the parking lot, and go to Toom E.'s mom's house to cut promos... DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
I Know All About Your Mother Member Posts: 22 (6/18/04 5:25 am)	Re: ... You-Gene runs into the ring & starts to dance with the midgets I want to climb the ladder, too!! You-Gene starts to climb the ladder, looks down on a prone Adam Bomb, & he, also, delievers a beautiful Shooting Star press
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2407 (6/18/04 6:05 am)	Re: ... Perfectly executed moves? I won't have it on my show, dammit! We're all about "punch, kick, finisher" here. If you don't botch, we can't use you. Damn you, stupid Bingo hall freaks! So, this is what I'm gonna do. New Page Midgets: Do to interference you are disqualified and stripped of the belts. Your new Tag Team Champions: ADAM BOMB and partner. On our next show Violent A will pick his new partner. Don't miss it, folks! Now, you midgets, get outta here. You've outstayed your welcome. Maybe there's a job for you over in the Bingo Hall. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 282 (6/18/04 8:50 am)	Lost in Cincinnati part 2 Tricia: I'm here in the EWT arena where we had a sighting of the 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 Kid in the building. I'm gonna talk to some people and see if we can confirm this sighting or not. (Tricia walks around backstage and spots Toom E.) Tricia: Can you confirm that The Kid was here? Toom E.: Yeah, I saw that bearded idiot here. I don't know what he's trying to pull but if he shows his face here again, I'll call the local authorities on his ass. And I'm not buying his "amnesia." Tricia: Sir, he really has a problem. And his amnesia was caused by one of your people. Toom E.: I don't like the tone of your voice. I got a business to run here and I can't watch everyone. But unlike the WCF/nBo, I run a clean operation here. That scrub has been let go. Tricia: Thanks, I guess. Oh, there's Shark Boy. Shark Boy, I'm a big fan. Have you seen The Kid. Shark Boy: (mumbles something and Tricia starts to walk away slowly) Tricia: I think we are getting closer to finding The Kid. Stay tuned for further details. OOC: Since Cactus Jack was a Sea Captain in his amnesia angle, what should The Kid think he is when he is found on the street as a bum? nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 521 (6/18/04 9:51 am)	Re: Lost in Cincinnati part 2 *DSR runs into the WCF arena, steals the 200th post of this thread, then runs back to the EWT arena. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1060 (6/18/04 10:28 am)	1300? OOC: g'grief! 1300 posts of this nonsense! Goofymania is running wild!
Bobafett Posts: 380 (6/18/04 12:41 pm)	Hmm Fettster runs in and hits DSR over the head with the "Peoples real" IC championship belt..You ain't going anywhere
HitmanMark Posts: 427 (6/18/04 1:11 pm)	Oh yes he is... <HMark runs in and dropkicks the back of Fettster's head> Oh yeah he is, he's comin' back to EWT. And there ain't a damn thing you can do about it! ...although, come to think of it, I'm still a little dissapointed that Fettster and I have never gone one-on-one in a nice, old school, hour-long Steamboat/Flair 80's style match with plenty of in ring psychology. That would've been a good time.
toomiguci Member Posts: 760 (6/18/04 6:59 pm)	Re: Oh yes he is... Toom E somehow scores a legit backstage pass to the WCF, where he confronts Fettster Fettser, Fettster, Fettster, why'd ya do it man? Why'd ya leave EWT? You had such good promise. Not to mention I originally had you booked to face the winner of the mprox/HitmanMark match at the pay per view Bingo Brawl 2004. I'm sorry man, I'm sorry. I, as well as the fans, & HitmanMark were looking forward to it. But, it you leave now & sign this exclusive contract, you will get that match. Only catch is you have to quit the WCF. Although, you have already been stripped of the TV thread Championship. What's it going to be friend? Sports entertainment or professional wrestling?
I Know All About Your Mother Member Posts: 23 (6/18/04 8:22 pm)	Re: Oh yeah.. I wanna be tag team champion & wear the shiny belt. Can I do it? Please? I can represent well.
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1062 (6/18/04 8:23 pm)	ooh mistake aheh Don't you know $limtron sees all? There is no "backstage" here.. we've actually got more than a one camera setup.. that's what happens when people actually buy your ppvs and merchandise.. big big big mistake toom E. You attacked me for coming to your lil nickel and dime Egregious Worm Testicles or whatever EWT stands for and you have the gall to step in here? Big ones my friend I'll give ya that.. but lest you forget actually making ME perform for the hardcore fans who know what they're watching you call an audience Payback's a biatch! You're in my world now! This is where the big boys botch! so you get to be in a lil handicap match.. DDD, Judo, and Dorzia gainst oh.. you and did I mention there'd be lumberjacks? Do the names 8syxx and ABomb Bolly and HDX ring any bells for ya.. Lord knows most of them are coked to the gills by now.. don't strain yourself.. and watch out from a special guest run-in by oh I don't know.. the Game-uh? It was bidness, you made it personal right here for all OUR fans... This will be the greatest night since the last greatest night in the history of our sport!
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 116 (6/18/04 10:56 pm)	Re: ooh mistake My new tag team partner will be none other than my pasty nBo brotha Scott AlcoHall aka Judo. <Judo and A-Bomb celebrate in the ring with the tag team belts. nBo We're Rick James B tch If you ain't down with the nBo and DX I got 2 words 4 ya SUCK IT!
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 697 (6/19/04 2:30 am)	... *Quote:* My new tag team partner will be none other than my pasty nBo brotha Scott AlcoHall aka Judo. "Uhhh... hey yo... Mang, I don't even remember winnin'.. that's just how damn good I am, chico." nBo: Punch/Kick/Finisher = Formula For Success
I Know All About Your Mother Member Posts: 24 (6/19/04 3:39 pm)	Re: ... Does this mean you don't want to be my friend? Doesn't anybody want to be my friend? George "the Animal" Steele had Ricky "the Dragon" Steamboat as a friend in the WWF during 1985-1987.
toomiguci Member Posts: 765 (6/19/04 3:55 pm)	Re: ooh mistake $$$, $$$, $$$....you think for one second I am going to fall into your trap? I may not have wrestled a match since I quit your feeble minded promotion to run my promotion, but I still haven't forgotten how to kick some ass. And maybe my return to the ring will actually help your company regain some of your lost fans. But, & I mean BUT, I want one thing for our match. I want Double D, Dorzia, & especially judochop sober for the match. Because I want a challenge, & since they botch moves big time, I want to take them to school so they remember the name of Toom E Dangerously. And if you wish to advertise the fact that you will be doing a run-in, so be it. Because, frankly, I have beaten you before. Granted, you have beaten me as well...but remember who sent you to Al Wilson's house a long time ago? I'm not afraid to go there again...ya Yeti.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2415 (6/19/04 5:16 pm)	Re: ooh mistake As Toom cuts his snoozefest promo Double D and Dorzia suddenly appear and give Toom a double Big Botch Boot, sandwiching Toom's head. An extented beatdown follows and ends with a BotchBomb onto Toomi's neck You wanna show up in our thread, you play by our rules. Here's the deal. DSR's "comeback" spiked our ratings to 9.3. When he turned on his partner ratings went to 9.8. Your sad little wannabe promotion, that has to pull our castoff talent, won't ever know these highs. Sure, you're having fun now. But you're at page 5. We're at page 70. We've outlived so much else and this joke is still as funny to us as it was on day one. In some ways even funnier because it's gone this long. When you get tired and start making William Hung posts, we'll still be around, laughing it up and making fun of the wrestling world in the patented nBo way. So, go on. Have your fun. Put on great matches. Write exciting angles and book great cards. One day you'll realize that you are the only one left and nobody else cared. We'll still be going, cause that's the way we always ran this schtick. It's all about us and putting ourselves over. That's the nBo way. Now get thee to an infirmary and outta my house, BEYOTCH! Double D is restrained as EMT's carry Toomi away on a strecther nBo - We sell like EWT PPV's. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
toomiguci Member Posts: 770 (6/19/04 6:49 pm)	Re: ooh mistake Toom E rolls off the stretcher & starts slowly walking to the ring You don't get it Double D. I am missing a William Hung concert for this. Oh, you didn't know? The man has tons & tons of fans, plus a new cd coming out. Security tries to hold him back, as Toom E throws them to the ground Bring it on Double D, I ain't backing down until a 3-count is issued. Toom E rolls back into the ring as both DD & dorzia pounce on him & start pounding on him. Toom E reaches into his tights & pulls out a... Whoops, that's not good. Pulled the wrong hard object out. Suddenly, a fan jumps the rail & throws a steel chair into the ring. Toom E catches the chair & starts hitting Double D & dorzia over the head with it. Both men collapse. Suddenlly, the fan unmasks himself to be HitmanMark, who drags dorzia out of the ring & starts wailing away on him. Looks like it's just you & me now Double D. Toom E dropkicks a suprised Double D. The 2 start brawling in the ring as Toom E legitametly hits Double D so hard that he's forced to sell the pain. Both men are going at it when Double D grabs the chair & busts Toom E open with it. The crowd is slowly starting to wake up from their nap when they realize that it's a pretty damn good match. Suddenly, Shane McMahon runs out from the back. Oh man, not you again. I thought I got rid of you. Toom E grabs Shane-o-mac & throws him into Double D. Double D sells it like there's no tommorrow & collapes in the center of the ring. Toom E sets Double D with a Figure 4 Leg Lock. HitmanMark then jumps to the top rope, where he gives a shooting star press onto Double D. Toom E lets go of the leg lock to go for a pin. $$$ starts to run out from the back, but he's so doped up that he trips on the way. Toom E gets the win as the ref hits the mat for a 1-2-3. Toom E jumps up as he & HitmanMark jump the security barricade & run through the crowd to the exit. Toom E stops at the exit, looks back at the ring, gives the double finger salute, & yells: THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE LADIES!!!!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2423 (6/20/04 4:04 am)	Re: ooh mistake So... you have to cheat to win, with illegal foreign objects and interference. NEWSFLASH: that's not how we do crap around here. That referee right there wasn't even supposed to be in the riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing! You got DQ long before that refs fat belly hit the canvas. So, here... Grabs the showboating Toomi off the top rope, climbs the turnbuckle and BotchBombs Toomi to the outside concrete floor... have a neck injury for your troubles. HitmanMark enter the ring but is met with a stiff chair shot from $$$. Extended beatdown and a combination LionLamer and Crippler SquashFace on H-Mark by Dorzia and $$$. Drop kick to the face by DDD You can hear the ligaments tearing...Heh heh heh... Ring bell tolls for HitmanMark, who pass out rather than tap out. Paramedics appear to take away Toom and H-mark. Not so fast! These men came in here illegally and interfered in nBo official business. I want them arrested! Police officers arrive, cuff the unconcious men and put them in a paddy wagon. Drives away to the jail house. Good thing this was a house show and no one saw highspots on a nBo show. Close one. nBo - In a battle of wits you are unarmed. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
Bobafett Posts: 404 (6/20/04 1:32 pm)	OK (Fettster walks to the ring witha mic, his peoples real IC belt around his waist..and..THE EWT TITLE belt on his shoulder..) Fettster= "All bow before the new EWT champion..yes I finally won..well..ok..stole the belt..now I'm after the WCF belt..so I can take it back with me to the only Fed that matters EWT!!!!! Cmon..or are you guys too afraid to take me on..youre jut a federation full of Austins and Goldbergs..we got the real deal..EWT has ME!!!!!! I await youre response (Leaves the building in a Formula One car.I drive in style)
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 482 (6/20/04 3:08 pm)	Heeeeeerrrreeeee's Spikeeeeeeeee! Well boys, I'm back, and more Bollywood than ever - I've wasted all of my ea$y-earned cash on bad porn films, tequila, and bad-ass strippas. Plus, I'm certified 60% more radioactively tanned than before, and I've had my nBo feather boa dry cleaned. Woooooo!... I mean, OH YEAH, BRUTHAS!!! I know that as an nBo founder I'm automatically over like clover, but as I've been on holiday (and am also shamelessly recycling past gimmick posts - it's the nBo way), here's some gifts to, as they say, 'grease the wheels a little': nBo - those boys your mother warned you about Enjoy yo self! Edited by: The Golden Spike at: 6/20/04 3:36 pm
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2439 (6/20/04 3:25 pm)	Re: Heeeeeerrrreeeee's Spikeeeeeeeee! He's back! Bah GOD, this could be the greatest night in the history of our board! The complection of this interthreadal war just changed! The irresistable force is back! We miss you, buddy. Welcome back. We got some hard squashing to do. nBo - Middleaged hippityhop gimmicks = Gold! "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
HitmanMark Posts: 437 (6/20/04 4:14 pm)	As if from nowhere... <Stands behind DoubleD, looks at him oddly> Dude, who was that guy you just sent to jail? <Backs away slowly and leaves, a bit confused>
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2448 (6/20/04 4:28 pm)	Re: As if from nowhere... Man, you should be nBo. No-selling a trip to the slammer? Gold. Toom even put it over at your PPV and you won't acknowledge it? Maybe you are nBo material. There is room for one more.... nBo - Price of being nBo: Our souls. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
dorzia Posts: 605 (6/20/04 4:37 pm)	..... *wakes up, has no idea where he's at, searches pockets, hmm, reciepts from liquor stores, strippers phone numbers written on bar napkins, a few small empty plastic baggies with white residue on them, nothing out of the ordinary so far... looks around, and realizes he's on the floor of the airport bar, damn, missed another flight, another weeks worth of tv and house shows. well I'd better get back to the thread and figure out how the boys have explained my absence.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2455 (6/20/04 4:50 pm)	Re: ..... We're nBo. We don't gots ta 'splain nuthin', Dog. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 713 (6/20/04 5:05 pm)	... *Quote:* I know that as an nBo founder I'm automatically over like clover, but as I've been on holiday (and am also shamelessly recycling past gimmick posts - it's the nBo way), here's some gifts to, as they say, 'grease the wheels a little': Man, you know you've always been the man, right? Hell, I'll buy for us tonight, man. or, in Scott AlcoHall speak "Uhhh... yo.. like, chico.. you da mang, mang"
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2464 (6/21/04 2:25 am)	Re: ... Must bump thread to top spot where it belongs. Sorry, I've got nothing right now. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 484 (6/21/04 4:21 am)	Re: ... That's it, put this sloppy, overrated thread over at the expense of everyone else's hard work - THAT'S the nBo way Plus, hope I'm not overestimating your special, Hurricane-esque mod powers, but why not anchor the thread? Holy glass ceiling, DoubleD, won't anything budge those nBo rascals? nBo - People in glass houses better shut the hell up, if they know what's good for them
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 722 (6/21/04 5:58 am)	... Just a random dealy: nBo: As Long As We're Around, The Ladder Of Success Will Have No Rungs.
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 296 (6/21/04 12:41 pm)	Lost In Cincinnati part 3 Tricia: We just received a tip from the 800 number which is 1-800-PHANTOM, and the tipster said that The Kid was down this ally. Let's see if we can find him. (Tricia walks down this ally way a short ways and stops at this make-shift tent. There is a sign above that says B.U.M.) Tricia: Kid, what are you doing out here? What happened to you? The Kid: I don't know who you think I am, but the names Justin. I am the preacher here at the Bearded Urban Ministry. I'm here to teach these people about the power of Christ. Tricia: Don't you remember who you are? You were a wrestler with the nBo. You would botch moves, screw hookers, and drink like there was no tomorrow. Justin: I do not know these terms you speak of. Now I will not deny that I fancy a drink every now and then. Tricia: We've heard that you were looking for an 86-ball drink. You must remember something about your former self. What about your wife, Chynah? Justin: I have always been Justin, this is my past and present. And I have no wife, I'm a preacher damnit! Now get the hell out of here, I got work to do. Tricia: He looks to be in bad shape. Be sure to tune in next time. nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2468 (6/21/04 3:02 pm)	Re: ... *Quote:* Plus, hope I'm not overestimating your special, Hurricane-esque mod powers, but why not anchor the thread? I don't know what that means, but if it's the same as making it a sticky, I have yet to unlock that power. Probably due to heavy drinking. Judo: That slogan is gold! "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
I Know All About Your Mother Member Posts: 25 (6/21/04 4:02 pm)	Re: ... Wow. Pretty girls. Do they have milk & cookies? I like milk & cookies. I especially like getting milk moustaches.
Latino Meat Member Posts: 280 (6/21/04 4:31 pm)	missing house shows already? dang. U-GENE... U-GENE... you can be one of my lil WAHH-YAHHS! All you need to do is believe in the ultimate power of destrucity as it's a faith that cannot be summoned or looked down upon by other mortals that exists in this realm. For destrucity is what every man, woman, and child attempts to acheive, yet I am the only being that can be there... join me U GENE ::snarl:: JOIN ME AND SPREAD THE GOSPEL... er... WORD of DESTRUCITY! ::flexes:: with the WAHH-YAAHHHHHHHH not only will you get white milk moustaches, but brown ones as well! ::snort::
I Know All About Your Mother Member Posts: 26 (6/21/04 5:20 pm)	Re: missing house shows already? dang. You-Gene starts running the ropes back & forth & snarling rowr rowr rowr rowr You-Gene pounds his chest
Bobafett Posts: 420 (6/21/04 5:39 pm)	OK (Fettster runs out and chairshots Latino Meat and You-gene..then spraypaints "EWT" on both their backs) JR= "Bah Gawd, That was...." Fettster= "Shut Up JR, heres how it is...EWT is the best fed around..I'm here to prove it you see..I hallenge you guys to a title fight but you refuse.cos youre scared..I believe my good Friend 'Macho Man' Randy Savage has something to say too" (Randy Savage Joins Fettster in the ring) Savage= "Huh DoubleD, Dudley, whatever they call you, we're comin after you, you coward Hot diggity damn DoubleD we're glad you set it off Used to be hard Dudley now ya done turned soft Doin' telephone commercials we seen ya Dancin' in tights as a ballerina Fettster knew all along you had those tendencies Cuz you've been runnin' from Fettster like he got a disease Dude please your pay per view event was a joke You're avoidin' Fettster cuz you know you'll get smoked Come on that phony fight HitmanMark spanked you fast But when Fettster challenged DoubleD to a real fight he passed Fettster called him out but the punk was scared to go It was a charity event but the DoubleD didn't show DoubleD Dudley you're at the end of your rope And Fettster gonna kick ya in the butt and wash your mouth out with soap Cuz like Asics Johnson you gets' no respect So come on Dudley let's wreck so Fettster can put you in check" Fettster= "DoubleD..I'm the EWT champ..I want the WCF champs punk ass out here....I want to teach him how its done.." (Fettster and Savage leave the ring together) Edited by: Bobafett at: 6/21/04 6:51 pm
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1073 (6/21/04 8:23 pm)	--- Awright, that's it.. since I was forced to work once I made an appearance at the Enviromental Wookie Tattoo or whatever that stands for, everybody and their mother from that lil rinky dink organization ( and the boys slept with your mothers EWTers oh yes) have tried to invade run-in etc. I guess they still wanna remember what getting actual ratings feels like.. well guess what chicos? You used to belong here, remember? and then you ditched us.. 'wah' the nBo takes all the tv time..'sniffle' we can't get a push, 'sob' we're starting our own fed.. neener neener and that was cool. But if that's how it's gonna be then stay the F outta the WCF! Either you job exclusively here, or you don't show up at all.. looking square at you Fettster, mprox and the rest.. you din't wanna continue getting easy paychecks laying down for the 3 count for the most OVER group here? fine. go do your high risk moves.. but remember YOU made that decision, not the booker DDD and not the evil Game-uh me... so don't come cryin to us once the shows been canceled and you're outta jobs and the only high risk move you're making is asking whether the customer wants reg. or curly fries! nBo-if you don't J.O.B. you don't work here!
Da Crapper Member Posts: 353 (6/21/04 8:26 pm)	Re: --- ::{Poo Monger stumbles around, then looks at Jackrabbit.}:: Poo Monger: poo? Wrestling: in Canada, its a Tradition... in Mexico, its a Religion... in Japan, its a Sport... in America...... its a joke. posting "something"=wrestlecrap makes you look like the following: petty, small, and not very intelligent. it will also result in: Instant Flaming by The Crapper if it is not: Well thought out, and not just a filler post
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 739 (6/22/04 1:13 am)	... approaches You-Gene in the hallway "Uhh.. hey yo-Gene... Like.. how you doin', mang? hurk Uhh... chico, mang, like.. I've gotta find, like, somethin' to piss in, mang. You wanna be nBo? Come hold my machismo for me, chico. How can I hold, like.. two bottles of love suds with only one hand, mang? C'mon, chico.. nBo, for li---spews" Camera focuses on the shadows, as Geraldo darts around as quickly as a flea Trust Me
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2475 (6/22/04 3:08 am)	Re: ... Fettster, you wanna torture me with uptempo singing and dancing? Well, tough! Cos your little song doesn't get you a title shot. That might work at the Effimate Warthog Tosser's but that's not how we do stuff around these parts. If you want to Main Event with the nBo you gotta rot in midcard hell for years, no complaining, doing every stupid gimmick and humiliating job we think of. Then, if you are a good worker, maybe, just maybe, we'll put you in the Main Event and squash you. It's the nBo way. So, like $$$ said: Stop your sobbing and get to jobbing! Or get the hell of our show. nBo - we earned our spot.... by politicking backstage. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 299 (6/22/04 7:08 am)	Lost In Cincinnati part 4 (Tricia walks back to the ally where "Justin" is.) Tricia: Justin, since I can't get through to you, I've invited some friends of yours to try to jog your memory. (A long limo pulls up and some nBo members start to get out. As each nBo member gets out, their entrance music plays. They have booze, cigars, and $1000 hookers) DoubleD: What the hell are you doing out here? You were never one to sell chair shots and this angle wasn't approved by the booking committee, which is me and the Game-uh. Justin: I don't know who you guys are, but I suggest you leave. We don't want any trouble here. $$$, the Game-uh: Snap out of it. Don't you remember being 8Syxx-Pac? With your Ronco Buster and the 8Syxx-Factor? We were in the D-Clining workrate X with the New Page Outlawz. Don't you remember any of this? Justin: You guys think I'm crazy? You need to talk a look in the mirror. Scott AlcoHall: How's it going mang? You look just like 8Syxx mang. Anybody smell tha.....t? (Alcohall passes out drunk and stoned) Bollywood: Let me tell ya something brutha. You were apart of the greatest stable in the WCF known as the new Board order brutha. When we weren't botching moves, we would no-sell some weak offense followed by our famous Punch-Kick-Finisher combo brutha. What do you think about that brutha? Justin: What the hell did you just say?! Bollywood: Perhaps this $1000 hooker can remind you of what the nBo is all about brutha. (A $1000 hooker goes over to "Justin" and starts to rub on his body and this starts to unzip his pants when...) Justin: You better stop that @#%$. I'm a man of the cloth and.... (Justin continues to go on a religious rant while the nBo picks up the hooker, Scott Alcohall, and Tricia Takanawa and drives away) nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
HitmanDX Posts: 233 (6/22/04 8:18 am)	Re: Lost In Cincinnati part 4 The camera pans out to the rafters. There, a man in a trenchcoat and shades is watching. JR: Who is this mystery person, and what is he doing here? nBo- You think you know, but you have no idea. The Hitman has spoken.
Bobafett Posts: 428 (6/22/04 2:39 pm)	Hmm (Fettster bursts into the Ring with his 3 lovely ladies) Fettster= It seems EWT do not apreciate my fighting spirit..so I quit em... I don't care if you squash me in dark matches under 1 second for 1000 years..but I WILL prove myself..just wait
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1079 (6/22/04 2:45 pm)	-- welcome back to the winning team fettster, this is after all where the big boys botch.
Da Crapper Member Posts: 374 (6/22/04 3:06 pm)	Re: -- ::{Poo Mongah pops up from the toilet bowl, and looks around.}:: Poo Monger: Pooey... find... TRAITOR! ::{Da Poo Mongah looks around and sees Fettster with his women.}:: Poo Monger: ..!!! ::{Da Poo Mongah wastes no time as he plants the Poo Monger Mist into the eyes of Fettster and his bitches!}:: Fettster: THE HELL?! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS! PIECE OF TURD! ::{The Poo Mongah laughs giddily as he runs back to the toilet bowl and flushes himself back down.}:: Wrestling: in Canada, its a Tradition... in Mexico, its a Religion... in Japan, its a Sport... in America...... its a joke. posting "something"=wrestlecrap makes you look like the following: petty, small, and not very intelligent. it will also result in: Instant Flaming by The Crapper if it is not: Well thought out, and not just a filler post
Bobafett Posts: 431 (6/22/04 3:10 pm)	na.. The phrase is "Where the big boys get beaten up by bigger boys" Crapper..nothing against ya man..EWT just..wasn't for me really
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2480 (6/22/04 3:34 pm)	Re: na.. OOC: Damn, I'm actually quite excited to see where this 8Syxx amnesia angle is going. Now back in character: BOTCH, SQUASH, BURY! Hey, I think I just made a new entrance song. New from WCF: WCF Originads. Your favorite WCF super-duper-stars sing original compositions they have written themselves (with the aid of professionals who weren't good enough to make it in the real music industry). Featuring: Stoned Cold Scott Alcohall - "Passed out drunk* $$$ - "Gimmick a-go go" Double D Dudley - "Botch, squash, bury!" Adam Bomb - "Ghetto Nightmare on yo ass" Dorzia - "Interference is my middle name" Bollywood Spike - "Running wild on you, Brutha!" 8Syxx - "Who am I?" HitmanDx - "A man called DX" and those other, non nBo, jobb... stars. Get it now from RobZone at only $125.99 (+taxes). "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
Bobafett Posts: 434 (6/22/04 3:37 pm)	hmm Buy now and get this special limited edition CD called "12 songs about How Flair Is The Best" by Asics Johnson
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2483 (6/22/04 3:41 pm)	Re: hmm Repetition in the songs might occur. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
dorzia Posts: 607 (6/22/04 3:51 pm)	..... Hey double, I notice that my drug and drinking money aint what it used to be, and it must have something to do with me not being at a house show for 6 weeks and only appearing on 2 tv shows in drunken promos, so I was wondering if you could book me in a comeback feud against someone who is really over and has been busting a** to get fans interested in the product. Thanks in advance brother.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2486 (6/22/04 4:04 pm)	Re: ..... You know you only gotta holla. Tomorrow night on Wednesday Night Blunder the returning Dorzia.... excuse me, Dorzia Classic, will take on the returning Fettster in the main event. The winner will get a big payoff and the exclusive use of Fettsters Lovely Ladies (TM) for a month. Because as the booker I have power over the workers personal lives too. WCF/nBo Wednseday Night Blunder - Botch your TV. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
dorzia Posts: 608 (6/22/04 4:26 pm)	..... dorzia classic aka ol'number 7, aging just as gracefully as jack daniels has no use for those two local jobbers dressed up as ladies but I'll gladly squash that bum bobafette on blunder and go right to the pay window cuz dammit I'm broke! And the only reason I'll be wrestling in a t shirt isn't because I've put on 25 pounds since going on a 3 week binge, it's because tomorrows blunder comes from a beer hall in florida, and I don't want to get sunburn!
dorzia Posts: 609 (6/22/04 4:32 pm)	..... actually, you know what? I will take those two transvestities. I could use someone to carry my bags to the hotel and carry me home from the bar! and, by the way... bobafette is a perfect name for my opponent. think about it... he's an overrated, bit character who only got over by pre internet geeks who pushed his status to the moon even though he ended up jobbing to a big hole in the ground. so he should be used to being burried by now! nBo- the empire of the message board!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2490 (6/22/04 11:17 pm)	Re: ..... It's settled then. Wow... a Blunder with an actual match and not just 3 hours of nBo promos. Are we changing our ways and becoming competitive? nBo - Listen up, Slapnuts. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 502 (6/23/04 1:39 am)	Re: ..... Nah DoubleD, don't worry there'll be no match. It'll go about three seconds and then the boys'll storm the ring and literally turn Fettster inside out. And as for Cloudy and Harvina, Fettster's two 'lovely' 'ladies', they're coming back to mine - I've got some heavy duty liftin' and carryin' that needs doing, and they're the men for the job. And if Fettster won't listen to reason, and carries on after Dorzia blows up (I give it ten minutes at most, and his entrance usually lasts twice as long as that), we'll drop a piano on him. nBo - BYOB (cos you're not having ours)
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2519 (6/23/04 2:26 am)	Re: ..... Well, I thought that was implied. Hmmm... I just realized: You just returned too, Spike. Better make a big deal of it. So, tonight on Blunder, Fettster will face Dorzia Classic and the returning Bollywood Spike in a handicap squa... match for.... some kinda belt and the exclusive use of the Fettsters men beasts. Don't miss this exciting maim event! nBo - We don't innovate, we imitate. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 797 (6/23/04 2:37 am)	Re: ..... BREAKING NEWS: "This is Geraldo Rivera, hot on the trail of a very elusive Stone Cold Scott AlcoHall. I am en route to a crime scene, via moped, yet, as a highly regarded and respected, not to mention revered journalist, I am risking my well-being to bring YOU, the viewers, this exclusive story. Apparently, my associate and friend, Scott AlcoHall, was enjoying himself at a local bar. Perhaps... a little too much. Police are at the scene and now, so are we. Now, we can only speculate as to what happened. Your humble correspondant is going to attempt to go into the midst of the action, viewers." camera pans to the entrance of a bar in which Stone Cold Scott AlcoHall is no-selling police offense. For some reason, he is not wearing any pants "Hey, Yo! Get off me, chico!" "Good God, someone cuff him! No! He's takin' his drawers off!" "Why aren't our night-sticks effecting him?! Who is this man?!" "Mang, powerbomb, yo.." "What?" "I think he's calling a move, sarge." ...."This is Geraldo Rivera..." Trust Me
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 503 (6/23/04 3:12 am)	Re: ..... Yer damn right you'd better make a big deal outta my return. And if the Fettster knows what's good for him... he's a more sensible guy than I am. Steroids, elephant tranks and 90% proof grain alkyhol don't help your perception right good. Good thing we gots all-a these jobbers trained up to sell our weakest Flair chop like a magnum to the temple. So Fettster, I'm just going to slump in the corner, holding the tag rope. At the end of the short, short bout, you're going to run up to me and throw your 'Glasgow Kiss' finisher. It's gonna miss me by yards, but you're going to sell my cranium like I'm a 400lb Samoan, aight? Then it's kick, push, legdrop (can't even be bother with punches no more, and the kick will be more of a trip). I've blown up just posting this, my fingers are going into traction now nBo - Workrate is not an option
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 312 (6/23/04 6:02 am)	Re: ..... Great stuff there Judo. I hope I don't disappoint my nBo brutha's with my amnesia angle. It's gonna end sometime soon, only have a few more skits to go. nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
Bobafett Posts: 435 (6/23/04 6:52 am)	Actually I have 3 lovely Ladies..Daffney, Lita and Steph..and address me as "The Peoples Real IC Champion" next time. (Walks into the match wearing a Kilt and my Peoples Real IC belt) Lifts up the Kilt to reveal..thats right..I'm a true Scotsman then while Spike n Dorzia turn away in disgust..I batter em with the belt..rols Spike up for the pin..1..2..3 Winner..ME (and BTW he didn't die in the hole..he blew his way out sez so in the books)
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 314 (6/23/04 6:53 am)	Re: ..... After reading about Kaientai in the Wrestlecrap forum, I think the WCF/nBo needs this gimmick. If no one else wants it, then I'll have 8Syxx do it when he comes back to the WCF. Dubbed voices = ratings nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
HitmanDX Posts: 234 (6/23/04 7:40 am)	Re: ..... A man walks out to the ring. It turns out to be Hitman DX JR: BAH GAWD!! HITMAN DX IS BACK!!! Heenan: What's the matter JR? Got a frog in your throat? HDX: Well, it feels great to be back. You see, I had to take some time off to get some priorities in order, and now I'm back, and better than ever! For those of you who don't know me, let me introduce myself. And for those who do know me, I'll re-introduce myself. I am the Heartbreak Hitman Bret Michaels, the Showstoppa, the Icon, the Main Event! And if you're not down with that and the nBo, I got two words for ya: SCK IT!!! HBH leaves the ring* The Hitman has spoken.
dorzia Posts: 617 (6/23/04 10:35 am)	..... spoiler alert a major angle is developing in the scammy awards ceremony thread involving one of our moderators....and it aint double d!
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 325 (6/23/04 11:23 am)	Lost in Cincinnati part 5 (We see the camera walking down the ally where "Justin" is but we don't see Tricia. A producer walks on camera) Producer: I don't know what we are doing here. We were told that something big was going to happen but I haven't seen squat. Let's just pack it up and go. (Just then, a van comes flying down the ally and stops in front of the B.U.M., Bearded Urban Ministry. Two people each out and grab Justin and pull him into the van. As the van is pulling away, the camera pans on the driver and it's DSR. As the camera fades, it focuses in on the license plate which reads EWT 001) Tom: This is a serious incident folks. We'll keep you posted on the events as we receive them.
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 327 (6/23/04 12:28 pm)	---- Thought of a quote, maybe it's been done, maybe not. nBo - over like Rover
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2533 (6/23/04 3:21 pm)	Re: ---- I like it. And I freakin' LUV the sig. And Boba? Welcome to the nBo. That's right, folks! IT WAS A SETUP ALL ALONG! Bah GOD, those nBo @#%$. They screwed us all again. nBo - More screwjobs than a hooker. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater. Edited by: DoubleDDudley at: 6/23/04 3:46 pm
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 508 (6/23/04 3:33 pm)	Re: ---- Bah all that is holy! DoubleD dropped the f-bomb! In the middle of his promo. How did he beat the filter? Whats the story here? We're outta time!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2537 (6/23/04 3:47 pm)	Re: ---- Yipe, I thought the network would bleep me. Don't worry, it's been edited out in the reruns. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
Bobafett Posts: 457 (6/24/04 5:36 am)	OK...... (Fettster walks into the Arena.grabs a jobber..hits an alabama slam..but wait..he's too near the turnbuckle...the jobber cracks his head on it Fettster pins him and walks away..and says into the Camera) Hows that for a botched move?
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 330 (6/24/04 5:40 am)	Re: OK...... Nice sig there Fettster. Just so everyone knows, I'm gonna archive our other thread and then this one when it locks up. nBo 4 LIFE
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 516 (6/24/04 5:47 am)	Fettster Yeah, nice sig Boba - however, I look at those 'T's and I'm sure that you're backing them up with great big pairs of pants! That's briefs, for our American brethern
Bobafett Posts: 458 (6/24/04 5:55 am)	well They're supposet to be T shaped Visor thingys (like the real Fett has"
HitmanDX Posts: 237 (6/24/04 7:45 am)	Re: well HBH walks out to the ring and puts the Sweet Chin Music on some unsuspecting jobber, except that he hits the jobber's face. The jobber spews blood everywhere. HBH then grabs the mic HBH: To all those in the back, The Heartbreak Hitman and the nBo are gonna dance all over your face! nBo- It doesn't get any better than us. The Hitman has spoken.
Wrestlemaniac6189 Member Posts: 48 (6/24/04 10:50 am)	I want to join Oh wait out of the blue comes Da maniac everyone is being laid out left and right Da maniac just saved the NBo from a vicious attack.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2562 (6/24/04 4:10 pm)	Re: I want to join completely nosells last post as he heads backstage and runs into Adam Bomb Hey, Violent A, just the man I wanted to see. Listen, man, I heard what DSR said to you in the bingohall. And it's not true. None of it. I don't consider you and DSR brothers like the other nBo's. I always looked at you like the sons I never had (due to multiple groin injuries). You were the fresh, new breath in the nBo. Our connection to the kids of today. But you proved that you had what it took to hang with the legends. I know DSR, with his flamboyant attitude, retirement angle and excessive posting, got the most attention, but you were always there to hold the New Page Outlawz together. When DSR went out on a limb he knew he could count on you to reel him back in. We all feel that way in the nBo. We know you got our back. I've alread seen your loyalty in the EWT debacle. You are in this thing 4 life. When DSR betrayed us it was like a dagger in my back. n a way I lost a son. I just hope I haven't lost two. To show my, and the entire nBo's appreciation for you, I'm not only letting you squash every other team to retain your coveted Tag Team Title, but I'm booking you in a tournament to decide the first ever WCF Hardcore Champ. And guess who wins? I'm not gonna pressure you, like Toom. He needs you way more than you need EWT. Because you don't need them at all. But, we, your family, the nBo, needs you. The choice is yours. And I have confidence that you will make the right decision. You always have in the past. Pats A-Bomb on back and lets The Ghetto Nightmare be alone with his thoughts
dorzia Posts: 622 (6/24/04 4:45 pm)	..... wipes tear from his eye that was beautiful double d. nBo- who says we don't have heart! coming tomorrow- the kickoff of the dorzia classic boozin and botchin comeback tour!
HitmanMark Posts: 463 (6/24/04 8:18 pm)	RE: ..... HOSS! MULE! JEZEBEL! STONE COLD! BAH GAWD! STEAK! METHODOGY! DESTRUCITY! MARXISM! LOU FERRINGO! Is dorzia actually going to botc...uh, wrestle a match again?
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 826 (6/25/04 5:44 am)	More Adventures Of Stone Cold Scott AlcoHall *A Very Special Stone Cold "Big" Scott AlcoHall Segment* camera pans to a lonely bar stool, where Stone Cold "Big" Scott AlcoHall is perched, tossing back shot, after shot of whiskey. Geraldo Rivera is on the scene.. "Hello viewers. I am... Geraldo Rivera. I've been to Afghanistan. I've seen the horrors of Iraq. I've seen the dead lying in the streets of Panama. I've been tortured, beaten, shot, molested, and killed on the job. But, viewers, I have never seen a sight as sad as this. Sure, the world has starving children, thousands dying in the Iraqi seige, and the AIDS epidemic of Africa. However.. nothing compares to the sorrow one feels when looking at a lonely man, perhaps past his prime, drinking cheap liquor at a dusty bar. Viewers... I will approach this man and bring you, The Viewers, an exclusive interview with the man known as Stone Cold "Big" Scott AlcoHall.." Geraldo sits beside AlcoHall, who is missing a shoe and sporting a menacing plumber's crack "Scott... my friend, what are you doing? What're you doing with your life, Scott? The viewers want to know and so do I, Geraldo Rivera. Scott... what're you doing?" "Uhhh.. hey yo, chico. Like.. why do you talk that way, mang?" vomits on the bar table, beside his shot glasses "What way? I, Geraldo Rivera, have no idea what you're talking about." "An' wha' am I doing, mang? Gettin' @#%$ up, chico, wha's it look like?" flicks toothpick at Geraldo "You know, Scott.. ugh, there was a chunk of something on that toothpick... I, Geraldo Rivera, have had bad times. Sore times. Horrible times. I've been shot, stabbed, strangled, murdered, and raped.. all because of my drive to bring the news to my viewers.. the viewers of Geraldo Rivera. And you know what I did?" "Uhhh... coughs up a cigarette butt " "That's right, Scott. I, Geraldo Rivera, took to the bottle. I, Geraldo Rivera, drank, Scott. It hurt my show, it hurt my family, and it especially hurt my viewers. So you know what I did, Scott?" AlcoHall responds by coughing up another cigarette butt and a peanut "Close, but no. I perservered anyway! I made it, Scott! And you know what? I know exactly what you're going through. In fact.. Bartender! Give me a shot of what he's having! No.. wait. Give me TWO of what he's having! Scott, I'm going to show you how it's done. Don't let anyone tell you Geraldo Rivera can't hold his own in shots." "You... you'd drink with me, mang? Like, you'd drink and, like.. reek of machismo with me, mang?" "Is that what that smell is? Well... yes, yes I would, Scott. You know why? Because we're pals. And the viewers want, no.. NEED to see this." "Chico... like, that's @#%$ great, mang. So.. we're friends, chico?" "Yes, Scott. We're friends. tosses back both shots simultaneously Oh God! Quick, AlcoHall! Call 911, Hurry!" "Whoa... a real friend outside of the nBo.. whoa... Oh, dude.. like.. no sell it, mang." Geraldo falls to the floor, convulsing. Scott AlcoHall looks into the camera, then at Geraldo.. takes the mic, looks back into the camera "Uhh... like, this is Stone Cold "Big" Scott AlcoHall, chico.. and I have a new friend, mang. Whoa... zoom in on his head, cameramang. Lookit that blood comin' outta his ear, chico! Whoaaa.... dude.. you're my best friend, mang." "Is This Love?" by Whitesnake plays as the segment fades to black Trust Me Edited by: JudoChopToTheHead at: 6/25/04 6:25 am
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2573 (6/25/04 6:15 am)	Re: More Adventures Of Stone Cold Scott AlcoHall (It's okay. I can sell other nBo members posts). I think I have a great angle for you, Scott. You will be the man with the most names. Once you were Scott Alcohall. Then you became Stone Cold Scott Alcohall. Now you are Stone Cold "Big" Scott Alcohall. What will be next? Stone Cold "Big Sexy" Scott Alcohall? Stone Cold "Big Sexy" Last call Scott The TrouserSnake Alcohall the Third? Stay tuned to find out, folks! nBo - Gimmick overkill is our shill.
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 834 (6/25/04 6:30 am)	Re: More Adventures Of Stone Cold Scott AlcoHall I've got a few ideas that are starting to bare fruit. Should be fun.... Shameless nBo Plug: What will Geraldo Rivera and Stone Cold "Big" Scott Hall do next? What kinda of zany antics will they be up to in the future? Will Geraldo survive acute alcohol poisoning? Will Scott AlcoHall add a new nickname? Be sure to tune in to your local nBo station to find out! nBo: We Get High In The Ring.. But Not Using Turnbuckles Or Ladders. Trust Me
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2579 (6/25/04 7:08 am)	Re: More Adventures Of Stone Cold Scott AlcoHall Well, allow me to be the one to kick off Double D appreciation week. I'm so great and I've been injury free for months now. raises hands above head in victory pose and tears both biceps, triceps, pecs and lattisimus dorsi. Falls backward in pain and tears both quads, paella tendon and pulverizes his knees Help. I've fallen and I can't get up.
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 343 (6/25/04 7:25 am)	Re: More Adventures Of Stone Cold Scott AlcoHall To show my respect to DoubleD and to help him recover from his recent injuries, here is a credit card that I took from Toom E. to buy booze with along with some Cuban Cigars and some of the finest hoes Amsterdam has to offer.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2581 (6/25/04 7:27 am)	Re: More Adventures Of Stone Cold Scott AlcoHall Hey, I tried buying a soda and it said "maxed out". But then I never heard of a "Cubic Zirconia" card.
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 843 (6/25/04 7:34 am)	Re: More Adventures Of Stone Cold Scott AlcoHall "Uhh... hey yo... Like, I used one of those cards one day, mang. Like.. yo, dig this, chico. I didn't really use it, right? Just kinda, like.. made lines and..." security escorts Stone Cold "Big" Scott AlcoHall away, as he is not wearing pants again Yeah, I cheat. You Wanna Play 21? I Got 22!
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 362 (6/25/04 11:44 am)	Re: Lost in Cincinnati part 6 (camera opens up to the EWT arena where DSR is standing in the ring with DaCrapper and mprox666) DSR: I guess you all saw me take 8Syxx out of that ally. All I did was show him how much better the EWT is compared to the WCF. So without any further adieu, I give you Justin. (Justin walks down the isle dressing in a suit and gets in the ring) Justin: Thanks guys. I owe a lot to these people in the ring with me. They gave me back my life and showed me how my time in the WCF gave me amnesia. Now that I'm in the EWT, I want to address a traitor that is sitting in the front row. Fettster, get your ass in this ring. (Fettster slowly enters the ring while looking over his shoulder) Justin: I saw how you treated these fine wrestlers and fans here in the EWT and that makes me sick. I don't know how you got tickets here, but I'm gonna make sure you leave here hurt. (at that moment DaCrapper and mprox666 grab Fettster and Justin goes outside and grabs a chair) Justin: Let's see how it feels to be on the receiving end of a botched chair shot. (Justin starts to swing the chair but stops. He instead turns around and hits DSR with the chair) Joey Styles: Oh My GOD!!!! (DaCrapper charges Justin but Justin misses with the chair. DaCrapper bounces off the ropes and gets met with a boot to the midsection. Justin executes the 86-Factor on top of the chair.) J.R.: BAH GAWD!!!!!! That was a heinous 86-Factor. (mprox666 hits Fettster with a series of punches but he isn't selling them) J.R.: DDT, DDT, DDT!! Fettster just nailed mprox666 with a huge DDT. (Justin motions for Fettster to to the top rope. Justin moves mprox666 to the middle of the ring and puts DaCrapper on top of him. Fettster does the Top Rope Legdrop but ends up botching it) Joey Styles: Oh My God!! I think he just broke their necks. (Toom E. comes out from the back with a mike in hand) Toom E.: Stop right there. This isn't the WCF so get the hell out of my ring. Security, escort them to jail. (Toom E. looks around and doesn't see any security guards. Fettster points for Toom E. to look behind him. He turns around and is met with a hard right hand to the gut by DoubleD. DoubleD then botches a DoubleD Destroyer on Toom E.) (you hear over the PA, "G9") Justin: BINGO!! I have bingo!! That's right everybody, 8Syxx is back and the nBo is stronger than ever. (8Syxx, Fettster, and DoubleD all say "nBo 4 LIFE!" They leave the arena with a sack full of cash that 8Syxx won)
dorzia Posts: 626 (6/25/04 11:56 am)	..... nBo music blasts over the pa, loads of condoms blown up like balloons fall from the cieling, and the botch bus aka the nboldsmoblile rolls down the ramp. all the boys are on the roof in all of their excess! the inside appears to be loaded with hookers, and if i'm not mistaken the driver looks to be a local drug dealer. well fans, it looks as though the boozin and botchin world tour has begun!
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 365 (6/25/04 12:05 pm)	Re: ..... This is the best tour ever and we just got started. I've been on tour with Metallica, Kittie, The Stones, Kiss, and The Lex Express and this blows them all out of the water. 8Syxx is ready to tear ass!
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 862 (6/25/04 12:09 pm)	Re: ..... *Quote:* 8Syxx is ready to tear ass! Yeah, I cheat. You Wanna Play 21? I Got 22!
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1125 (6/25/04 12:18 pm)	tearin ass/takin names? lookout chyna 8syxx is back!
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 366 (6/25/04 12:22 pm)	Re: tearin ass/takin names? I thought that would make a good quote.
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 129 (6/25/04 12:26 pm)	Re: ..... Double D, I appriciate everything you just said and I would like to thank you for making me the first WCF Hardcore champ and Double D.... I mean Dad don't worry you won't lose me because I'm nBo 4 Life and I will get DSR back in the nBo or I'll die trying.
HitmanMark Posts: 466 (6/25/04 12:40 pm)	Aftermath <Many EWT superstars are laid out in the ring while the celebration continues...the nBo's "Masked Ninja" celebrates too...> <Until he takes off his mask when nobody's looking..> Joey Styles: OH MY GOD!!! HITMANMARK! THE CHAMP IS IN THE RING! HE INVADED THE NBO!!! <Before the nBo can react (namely because most of them are drunk, high, and/or have various strained body parts), the champ starts dishing out roundhouse kicks and various other moves...which gives DSR enough time to recover as well, as both men unleash hell on the nBo> <The nBo dissapears from the ring as the Bingo Hall crowd pops like mad. DSR and HMark back up; their backs hit; they both turn to see who's behind them...> <and then the staredown begins...> That's right, ladies and gentlemen: Saturday night, July 3rd, at EWT'S BINGO BRAWL PPV, two of the biggest stars in wrestling today go at it as HitmanMark defends the EWT Heavyweight Championship against Number One Contender DSR, in a BARBED WIRE MATCH!!! Escape the rules of Wookies Can't Fly and come see what EXTREME is all about![/b] <shameless plug over...hehehe, EWT manages to put an advertisement on WCF television...>
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 368 (6/25/04 12:45 pm)	Re: Aftermath We can't have this promo going on WCF airwaves. Someone call the network.
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1128 (6/25/04 12:49 pm)	heh yes HMark appeared on Blunder and attempted to hype his upcoming sure to be full of workrate but barely televised battle with the traitorous DSR.. too bad when he spoke the voice dub pimped WCF Robzone merchandise including the brand new $$$ fitness program and Judo brand whiskey .. HMark's dubbed voice souned oddly familiar.. "Buy our urp stuff mang, when do I get paid for this @#%$? I need some drugs and hos mang" nBo- high production values/ LOW workrate
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 370 (6/25/04 12:56 pm)	Re: heh Hey Judo/Scott Alcohall, back in my e-wrestling days, I had a character based on Scott Hall/Razor Ramon and I give him is own brand of beer. I called it Chico beer and it also came in Chico lite. So maybe you could sell that in the Robzone.
Bobafett Posts: 473 (6/25/04 1:00 pm)	Hey Runs to the ring and hits a DDT on HitmanMark.."guess what.I don't drink" J.R.= That'll scramble youre eggs Fettster then grabs HitmanMark and osses him over the top rope..onto..THE SPANISH COMMENRTY TABLE Spanish Commentator= Aye Carumba!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dorzia Posts: 627 (6/25/04 1:05 pm)	..... fettester, baby, slow down. if you're gonna roll with the big dogs on the talent burial tour of a lifetime, you gotta take it easy, you are workin way to hard. next thing you know, the fans will want exciting action all of the time instead of catch phrases, long promos full of inside jokes and personal insults toward our rivals and bosses. now, to send the tour into the next town, we've fot a gift for the crowd...... jack daniels rains from the cieling! cheers fans! and welcome to the summer of self glorification!
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1131 (6/25/04 1:09 pm)	-- He's learnin dorzia.. takes some time to work this lil and still get this much $ About the JD.. I hope we had stagehands put that up there.. one of us woulda just had bottles and all fall.. next thing you know thousands are dead, we've got like an audience of 4 just like the Eskimo Watermelon Typewriters or whatever.. "Look, the brown sourmash LIQUID of the nBo!"
Bobafett Posts: 475 (6/25/04 1:16 pm)	hmm I was only disposing of the Spanish commentry table..to make way for..the DANISH COMMENTRY TABLE and well..HitmanMark was there to squash..
dorzia Posts: 628 (6/25/04 2:49 pm)	..... now you're talkin boba! damn, you boys, just when I think our angle is loosin' steam, it just picks right back up! vinnie mac could learn a thing or two from us baby!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2589 (6/25/04 4:48 pm)	Re: ..... $limtron shows Double D in a wheelchair with a full body cast covering everything but his big head, in the office of $$$ DD: I dunno, man. I think it's time to call this nBo schtick quits. I mean, the joke seized being funny months ago. People have complained about us. Everyone thinks it's stupid and tired. And I think we're all just keeping it alive because it's gone on for so long. $$$: No, man. These are good times. Everyone is having fun. DD: But I'm supposed to be a role model. An inspiration to others. Someone who makes this the best place it can possibly be. Someone who makes everyone here look their best and contribute their most. It's time to grow up, get serious and stop the shenanigans... Knock on the door. Enter Christopher Walken wearing a leather jacket, gold chain and oversized shaded sunglasses DD: Oh, My God! It's Nut bunnies' sig! $$$: No, it's Rock Legend Bruce Dickinson. BD: Easy, guys.. I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold skits. All laugh BD: I gotta tell you: fellas.. you have got what appears to be a dynamite thread! $$$: Coming from you, Bruce, that means a lot. I can't believe Bruce Dickinson digs our thread! BD: But, I'll be honest.. fellas, it is looking great. But.. I could use a little more botching. DD: It's just so predictable, dangerous and selfish. $$$: Can I just say one thing? I'm standing here, staring at Bruce Dickinson! BD: Da @#%$ of da Walk, baby! $$$: And if Bruce Dickinson wants more botching, we should probably give him more botching! And, Deeds, you are right - We are being selfish. But the last time I checked, we don't HAVE a whole lot of posts that feature botching. BD: I gotta have more botching, baby! $$$: You'll be doing yourself a disservice, and everybody in this thread, if you don't botch the HELL out of this. BD: Guess what? I got a fever!.... And the only prescription... is more botching! DD: I've been a blind fool. full body cast bursts, Double D jumps outta the wheelchair, runs to the ring where poor Wrestemaniac is and gives him a sick looking, ultra botched Double D Destroyer - with extra botch. Picks up mic, as Wrestlemaniac lies motionless in the ring DD: I'm back. drops mic and leaves ring J.R.: Bah GOD, Keeng. That's the most henious thing I've ever seen from that big hoss. Do you think Wrestlemaniac is even alive? King: Better question is: Why do we keep popping up in this thread? We've been thrown out, replaced, beaten up, stiffed out and had heart attacks, but next post we're here again. Why is that, J.R.? J.R.: Cause we're just that easy to make fun of, Keeng? Back in $$$'s office BD: Babies.. before we're done here.. y'all are gonna be wearing gold belts. $$$: We already do that, Bruce. BD: Never question, Bruce Dickinson!
HitmanMark Posts: 468 (6/25/04 4:51 pm)	I don't do squash... <Fettster goes back to the nBo dressing room; as he opens the door, a brick, which was being held on top of the door, waiting to fall, topples onto his head> <Being unconscious and all, he can't read that it says "Sorry dude, I gotta have the last word. -HMark">
dorzia Posts: 635 (6/25/04 4:56 pm)	..... damn. I forgot to warn the fettster about the brick on the door angle.
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 374 (6/25/04 5:54 pm)	Re: ..... ooc: Great post DoubleD. I'll be sure to do more botching in my posts. (camera opens to a building where they have a bunch of anonymous meetings. the camera goes down a hall way and through a door and finds 8Syxx) 8Syxx: It pains me to say this, but I have an addiction. Counselor: It's okay to let it out. Tell us about your addiction. 8Syxx: I have an addiction to tearing ass. (gives the nBo sign and sticks tongue out) 8Syxx: I tear Chynah's ass nightly, I have all those hoes that like to have their ass torn, and then I have to go out to ring and rip those jobbers a new ass. It's a lot of work to tear that much ass. In fact, I'm gonna tear your ass right now. (8Syxx kicks the counselor in the balls and gives him an 86-factor) nBo - tearing ass is in my JOB description
Bobafett Posts: 481 (6/25/04 6:20 pm)	Hmm (gets up and looks at the brick). Just as I thought..a rubber brick...good job I switched em about before walking through the door..anyway.. Just remember kids..don't try this at home...unless you asked youre parents..or are a retard..in that case do it..now..WWE will offer ya a deal...go on..do it..look at Eugene (walks along the corridor and bumps into Molly Holly) MH= You seen Double D..I'm after some Danish Bacon (she says with a glint in her eye) Fettster= ..erm..he should be coming back from the ring i think.. (cuts to JR and Lawler) JR= Bah Gawd what could Molly want with that monster Double D (Lawler just shrugs and grins)
I Know All About Your Mother Member Posts: 27 (6/25/04 7:24 pm)	Re: You-Gene walks into the room What about me Mr. fettster?
Bobafett Posts: 482 (6/25/04 7:33 pm)	Hey I said EUGENE not You-Gene (mutters under my breath "Bloody retard")
HorseSteroids Posts: 210 (6/26/04 12:00 am)	Re: Bear: What do you mean I'm broke? I have $6 million in the bank! Manager: Don't you rember when you bought the Six Million Dollar Man? Bear: Hell yeah! Oh... And then he ran away. (Back to the action) JR: Baw gawd Keeg, lookit who's in the crowd. King: Hahahahahahaha, it's Horse Steroids! This is great, JR! JR: What's he doin' here? (Horse Steroids scratches himself) JR: BAW GAWD!!! HORSESTEROIDS HAS SPOKEN!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2599 (6/26/04 4:25 am)	Re: Now, I know that the nBo has problem with change. Hell, I've been wearing the same underwear for the entire nBo run. But with the EWT proclaiming to have ever increasing ratings (despite the facts that they have nothing other then Toom E.'s word to back it up) I've decided to go the Vince McMahon way of booking and finally accept that we have to reinvigorate the product. This does in no way mean that we will build new stars or get rid of dead weight. It simply means a visual makeover, which is now in full effect with everyone sporting great new sigs. And with EWT upping the stakes with their "extreme" product, I've decided to impliment a new style. Extreme is so 90's so we'll leave the Eenbred White Trash to revel in the past and have a style that is all the rage in the indies and Japan, which means no of our loyal fans will have heard of it. That's right, the WCF will now feature Japanese Strong Style. What this means is that we will do less actual wrestling moves and holds and use stiff chops and kicks. The people get a more realistic product and we continue to hurt the jobbers. It's a win-win situation. If this style gets over doesn't really matter. I've gone past Vinnie Mac madness and moved into the land of Antonio Inoki meaning that the company will follow my whims and obsessions no matter how much it hurts us. Expect to see shoot matches where woefully outmatched wrestlers get destroyed by real shooters. It's all here on the nBo/WCF thread. nBo - We've learned to work. Now we hurt you on purpose.
dorzia Posts: 645 (6/26/04 5:54 am)	..... well, can we still srink, swear, show up late, and have the jobbers take our drug tests for us?
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2613 (6/26/04 5:58 am)	Re: ..... Of course, in fact, it's incouraged.
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 535 (6/26/04 6:13 am)	Re: ..... I'm not sure I like the sound of that - my bones are as brittle as eggshells, from vitamin D deficiently - I sleep all day, and drink in bars all night, so I haven't seen the sun for years. So when I do hit someone, I'm going to be the one in pain. Can I be, well, the Hogan of the group? Y'know, weakass offence and telegraphed punches, whilst all around me are registered deadly weapons. I'll even modify my finisher for the new climate - no more Flabby Legdrop - I'm going to knock those crazy little jobbers out with my Spike Botcher.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2616 (6/26/04 6:29 am)	Re: ..... Hey, you're nBo. You don't ask. You make demands. And as a legend your demands are met unconditionally and even peppered with a hefty payraise. Just remember to stiff people out in some way or other and we'll all be happy.
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 868 (6/26/04 3:50 pm)	The Commercial *Stone Cold "Big" Scott AlcoHall's Commercial* camera focuses on the peak of a mountain during a lightening storm. A flash of lightening cuts across the screen, illuminating the mountaintop, revealing a heavily muscular figure, kneeling. Camera focuses on this chiseled figure Man: I've climbed the highest summit in the world as I was told. Where is life's greatest reward? Where, God!? Where!? The black clouds part, revealing a gleaming sun. A fiery chariot streaks across the sky, pulled by 2 unicorns of a brilliant white. The beefy man rises to his feet, obviously startled. The chariot lands beside the man and off steps another man, clad in a golden loincloth with a platinum ring of laurel leaves adorning the crown of his head. Man: Who are you? ???: "Uhh... hey yo, mang. You, like.. climbed my mountain, chico. Here's life's greatest reward.." hands him a "Big Chico" beer Man: Whoa! You must be Stone Cold "Big" Scott AlcoHall from the Wrestlecrap Forums! Scene cuts to a "Big Chico" beer being poured slowly into a glass as this monologue is voiced-over the background Geraldo: Hello, viewers. I am.. Geraldo Rivera, speaking to you about "Big Chico" beer. Yes, viewers, you heard right. "Chico Beer". If it's good enough for Stone Cold "Big" Scott AlcoHall, it's sure as hell good enough for you. Camera shows the chiseled man downing a mug of "Big Chico" Beer, wipes his mouth with his massive forearm, then gives a huge Thumbs-Up to the camera Stone Cold "Big" Scott AlcoHall: "Yeah.. it's "Chico Beer", mang. Like, drink it, 'cause it's made painstakingly by me, "Da Bad Guy" Stone Cold "Big" Scott AlcoHall. Paid For By The nBo "We Give A @#%$" Ad Counsel Edit: nBo: We'll Edit Skits To Perfection, Because Who Really Watches Wrestling For Wrestling? Yeah, I cheat. You Wanna Play 21? I Got 22! Edited by: JudoChopToTheHead at: 6/26/04 4:08 pm
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2619 (6/26/04 7:19 pm)	Re: The Commercial Double D comes to the ring wearing a throwback, hip hop shorts, pump sneakers and a cap, with a large chain and a combination lock around his neck Board Life! This is basic Dubbanomics You know I'm cool like getting free comics. Won a Scammy for being the best poster But I got it from Toom, so I use it as a beer coaster. The EWT wanna go to war with us? They running scared when the nBo goes "Huss!" They got DSR to stab us in the back But that btch quit the nBo because he ain't got true sack. HitmanMark is the champ of the EWT He got the belt by sucking on the bookers pee pee. He's been after the nBo from the very beginning Had to go to a Bingo Hall before he started winning. We're the New Board Order and we're 4 Life People take the EWT about as serious as Barney Fife. You attack us in our own thread to try and get some heat That plan's a failure 'cause EWT is = to Sheet! Like Asics on a rant all you do is flame What's next? A video game from Acclaim? You're attacks are so weak I almost forget to no-sell Like "Don't Fear The Reaper" you need more Cowbell. You acting like the EWT is what this board needs But all you got for an audience is tumbleweeds You're woefully outmatched with you little EWT You'll do the job to us 'cause YOU CAN'T READ ME. How do you expect to get over with a thread that absolutely suck? Nobody on the board get a flying raises mic and the crowd yells "F**!" Board Life! Edited by: DoubleDDudley at: 6/27/04 3:38 pm
toomiguci Member Posts: 834 (6/26/04 7:35 pm)	Re: The Commercial OOC: That's just wrong D. That is just so wrong that I loved it. Suckas gotta know, how freaking long were you thinking of that? Edited by: toomiguci at: 6/26/04 7:36 pm
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2624 (6/26/04 7:48 pm)	Re: The Commercial OOC: Just got in from a night on the town. Took me about 15 minutes to put that together. We saw the "Word Life" DVD tonight so I was inspired. Oh, and it's 6 am where I am.
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 874 (6/26/04 8:36 pm)	The Meeting *More Adventures of "Da Bad Guy" Stone Cold "Big" Scott AlcoHall* cameraman follows "Da Bad Guy" Stone Cold "Big" Scott AlcoHall to the gorilla position before his match. AlcoHall approaches the booker, who is seated at a table, shuffling papers "Uhh.. hey, mang, whassis I 'ear about me havin' to sell tonight, huh?" "Oh. Ummm... Scott, tonight we're starting the push of WaylonMercyFan as a potential top heel. We figured that if you sold a little to him before the squash, it may give him credibility." "Waiiiii'.. that's not in my contract, yo." "So, what you're saying is you're not going to sell for him, are you? You realize that he's got alot of promise, right? I mean, if you give a little now, think of what could be! I mean, he's got the look. He's got some good moves, decent lines. If you help create a superstar for tomorrow, think of the feuds the company could create!" "Wha? ...what're you talkin' about, chico?" "Well, to be honest, the top-tier guys are all nBo and people who run the show. If we freshen things up, you'll have a new opponent, which will generate more interest, which will make us all more money. You like money, right?" AlcoHall coughs up a cigarette lighter "Then go out there and let the guy get a few licks in! C'mon, Scott! Go show everyone that you don't have to hold everyone back, that you're better than the nBo! That you're not above letting someone get another chance!" "Uhhh... like, gimme that bottle, mang. points to an empty coke bottle behind the table" "Why?" "Like.. I'm gonna let mang, like.. hit me with it, chico." "That's the spirit! Wait, where are you going?" "Ummm... gonna go put some water in this bottle, chico. Like, won't people wonder why I've got an empty bottle out there, mang? Psssh... tha's why you're not nBo, mang." AlcoHall walks off into the shadows. Minutes later, he comes back, goes through the curtains to the ring, viciously squashes WaylonMercyFan, no-sells all his offense, then grabs the mic "Uhhh... hey yo.. Wild Fan Cheers Like, this is wha' happens when you mess wid da nBo, bruh-thuh." AlcoHall pours the bottle over WaylonMercyFan's back, lights a small match, tosses it into the puddle, and ignites him. Wild screams and evil cheers eminate from the rabid nBo fans. nBo: We Don't Just Bury The Competition, We Burn 'Em. What's next in the adventures of "Da Bad Guy" Stone Cold "Big" Scott AlcoHall? Where is Geraldo Rivera? What will become of "Big Chico" Beer? Will Scott AlcoHall ever sell a move? What becomes of WaylonMercyFan? And what will happen to the booker that dared to ask an nBo member to sell for the stars of tomorrow? Find out... on the next Adventures of "Da Bad Guy" Stone Cold "Big" Scott AlcoHall! Yeah, I cheat. You Wanna Play 21? I Got 22! Edited by: JudoChopToTheHead at: 6/26/04 8:39 pm
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 377 (6/27/04 2:50 pm)	nBo.... ooc: To my nBo bruthas, for those who don't know what I'm about to do, just let us roll with it. We are still nBo 4 LIFE! (8Syxx music plays and he strolls to the ring wearing his 86-ball shirt and bandana) 8Syxx: Cut the music. I have a few things I need to get off my chest. I've been in the nBo for awhile now and I fell like I'm playing second fiddle to the big dogs. Guys like Torn Quad Dudley, the Game-uh, Scott Alcohall, Dorzia, and Bollywood. These punch-kick-finisher matches are getting old and my guaranteed contract is way less than those guys. The WCF is big enough for another group of guys to run a muck. But I'm still nBo yo! Now who's with me???? (8Syxx waits in the ring to see if anyone will join him) J.R.: BAH GAWD!!!!, What the hell is going on??? ooc: nBo, wait to see where this goes before you respond.
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 141 (6/27/04 3:07 pm)	Re: nBo.... (Adam Bomb's theme plays as he walks down to the ring drinking a bottle of Chico Beer and a mic) A Bomb:8Syxx you are damn right.I am tired off being held back by Double D, Dorzia, AlcoHall, The Game-uh,and Bollywood.They don't see me for nothing more than a servant they take me for a complete joke.Now I know why my buddy DSR left the nBo and I can't blame him.All I have done around here is work my ass off around here and what do I get the WCF Hardcore title a belt that dosen't mean a damn thing its nothing but joke just like them.And everybody knows that me and 8Syxx are the heart and soul of the nBo.So Double D take heed to what 8Syxx says there may be one or many waiting to stick a knife in your back but me I'll shoot you right between your eyes.(crowd cheers) (Drops the mic and leaves the ring)
Bobafett Posts: 489 (6/27/04 3:15 pm)	A classic nBo skit (A Bomb is sitting with Torrie Wilson talking away with her all of a sudden Double D bursts in Dressed as Toomi) DD= A Bomb..I offer you a chance sell other peoples offence and job for other guys..why did you turn youre back on the EWT? ( Doriza Bursts in dressed as HitmanMark and $$$ Slim as Mprox) $$$ Slim= Youre a Disgrace to youre race!!!! Youre a Disgrace to youre race!!!! Dorzia(in the background)= I have the title!(repeated over and over) DD= We have made a new signing..one that will shock the way both federations are run..iiiiiiittttttttttsssssss(Points to the door that springs open) (Fettster walks in dressed as..............) DD,$$$, Dorzia (all together acting suprised)= ASICS JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fett= ALL HAIL RIC FLAIR..HE OF THE SILVER HAIR AND AND THE GREAT WOOOOOOO (EVERYONE ELSE WOOO'S IN RESPONSE) IF ANYONE QUESTIONS HIS GREATNESS I WILL QUESTION THEY'RE PARENTAGE AND MAKE THEM CRY LIKE GIRLS ALL BOW BEFORE ME..JOIN ME AS I SAY THE PRAYER THE ALMIGHTY FLAIR TAUGHT US" (everyone kneels except Torrie and A Bomb) Fett= (clears throat) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(everyone who is kneeling joins in) (screen fades to black)
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2644 (6/27/04 3:20 pm)	Re: A classic nBo skit nBo - we fight like little kids in mud: Dirty.
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 378 (6/27/04 3:35 pm)	This squad (camera opens to the back where 8Syxx and A Bomb are.) 8Syxx: I remember a time where the guys said there would be no B team for the nBo but that's what we have been reduced to. A Bomb: No doubt! Those times are over for us. We are still nBo, but we are better than nBo black and white. We are nBo black and red. 8Syxx: That's right bruthas, we are nBo Wolfpac. We swerve, we no-sell, and we wear our hats back wards when we are not wearing our bandannas. Who do you think would be a great addition to the nBo Wolfpac? A Bomb: He's only been nBo for a short while, but I think Fettster would be great with us. 8Syxx: I hear yeah bro. And we have one more spot open as well. Heartbreak Hitman, how would you like to be in the main events with us as well? Fettster and Heartbreak Hitman, we await your answer. A Bomb: WCF and EWT, look out cause the nBo Wolfpac is on the attack. Edited by: ThePhantom86 at: 6/27/04 3:37 pm
HitmanDX Posts: 239 (6/27/04 3:55 pm)	Re: This squad Heartbreak Hitman walks up to A Bomb and 8Syxx HBH: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you guys talking about? You're just going to up and walk out on the rest of the nBo? Come on you guys, we're brothers. We have to stick together. I've got an idea. Why don't you guys come out to the ring and sort this out with DDD and the rest of the guys? What do you say? A Bomb and 8Syxx: Oh all right, if you say so. HBH, A Bomb, and 8Syxx walk out to the ring HBH: All right, I want all the members of the nBo to come out to this ring so we can settle this. JR: What does the future hold for the nBo, King? nBo: We're unpredictable. The Hitman has spoken.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2650 (6/27/04 4:02 pm)	Re: This squad Old man Double D staggers to the ring in Hip Hop clothing throwing up hand signs. Damn, he's so hip! Bruthas, Ah'm here, you. Wass da beef, yo? Board Siiiiiiiiite!
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 142 (6/27/04 5:09 pm)	Re: This squad You wanna know what the beef is man?Me and 8Syxx want to main event we want a shot at the world title man.Me and 8Syxx want to show of some of our wrestling skills. Double D I respect you I mean you did raise me,but if we don't get what we want then we're going to have to take it.Hopefully we won't have to do so, because I would hate to have to hurt any of my nBo brothas.You feel what I'm sayin man?
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2652 (6/27/04 5:34 pm)	Re: This squad Okay, playa. I hear what ya sayin', homes. So I'mma give yez what yez want, dog. You two main event.... against each other to determine the number one contender to the World Heavyweight Championship of the World on tomorrow nights NitRaw. Izzat the kinda psuh you be wantin', G?
dorzia Posts: 648 (6/27/04 6:06 pm)	..... and I will be the ref!!!!!
I Know All About Your Mother Member Posts: 29 (6/27/04 6:20 pm)	Re: You-Gene walks to the ring I wanna be Wolfpac. Awooooo!!!! Can I join? I can be your good friend.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2659 (6/28/04 6:04 am)	Re: It's just come to my attention that hardcore legend Raven has shown up in the EWT. Well, if that's the way the wind is blowing, never let it be said that I don't also blow. In a sad attempt at boosting ratings, not by improving the product, but by dragging out a "legend" that have proven popular in the past. I, for one, am sad it has come to this. I don't like the man. He's old. He's washed up. He's awful on the mic. He's awful in the ring, doing the same three things over and over in every damn match. He was never any good and time has not been kind. He has man boobs, ferfrigssake! But he's considered a legend and people still love him and his ultra, ultra slow motion "matches". I stated numerous times that this fossil should have retired years ago, but no, people still want him in the ring. "He's still more entertaining that the entire new school" claims the smark haters! So, in an effort to restore this thread to the top where it belongs I, much to my dismay and against my will, feel it nescessary to bring him in. Of course, as I have a personal dislike for the man, I will use this opportunity to humiliate him in various skits and crap matches and make him further tarnish his legacy. He will become an even bigger joke than he already is and I don't care how much of a mockery of the business this will be: It will draw because of his overness and I will indulge in my own petty vendetta. So, without further adou, please welcome... The one... The only.... ABDULLAH THE BUTCHER!!! Edited by: DoubleDDudley at: 6/28/04 6:52 am
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 546 (6/28/04 6:08 am)	Humiliation pt. 1 In our new regime, my friends, Abdullah will job to all manner of inferior cutlery. Forks are out, even sporks - knives are a no-no. Abdullah will be required to job to whisks, spoons and aluminium camping spatulas, or else there'll be no pay.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2662 (6/28/04 6:12 am)	Re: Humiliation pt. 1 Though I will dump some kind of belt on him, devaluating the belt and everyone that's ever held it.
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 379 (6/28/04 6:28 am)	Re: You-Gene, you have to prove yourself against the newest edition of the WCF, Abdullah The Butcher. And only after that could you be considered the nBo Wolfpac's Louie Spicolli. Now DoubleD, If you want A Bomb and myself to wrestle each other in the main event on Nitraw, then keep your booking hand out of it. The last thing we need is to have your snot nose in our match boy. I know the WCF is losing ratings to the EWT but I guarantee this match will bring in ratings. Heartbreak Hitman, we are still nBo, just better. We actually have matches, our angles make sense, better hoes, and better weed. You are either with us or against us. ooc: If it's alright with everyone, I'll write this match up and be sure to do it the nBo way.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2667 (6/28/04 6:49 am)	Re: OOC: Well, Spike just turned into an amalgamation of JBL and Regal, and I kinda promised him he'd do a run-in and thus be declared Number One contender. But do what you must. The 8Syxx vs. 8Syxx with special ref. 8Syxx was hilarious!
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 380 (6/28/04 6:53 am) ezSupporter	Re: ooc: I bet I can work that in and still put myself and A Bomb over. It's the nBo way.
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 548 (6/28/04 6:54 am)	Indupitably Well, sir, I think that all sounds equitable. May I suggest, for an even more hilarious outcome, I storm into a 'low-card' show opener, and demolish my inferior opponents in the style of master Mordecai. After this, you could award me with the number one contendership, for even more spurious reasons than previously? Possibly, I could even be refered to as a 'hoss', and I will oblige by 'busting' Goldstud69 'wide open', inducing a 'crimson mask', and 'european uppercutting him straight... TO HELL!!!'. Would this suffice? <OOC - Turned into? That's even better, makes my character realignment even more senseless>
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2670 (6/28/04 7:04 am)	Re: Indupitably OOC: I'm looking forward to this one. And I have a great idea for the follow up. Well actually it's yet another Fingerpoke parody, but, you know. Overkill = Ratings.
Bobafett Posts: 493 (6/28/04 7:49 am)	WOAH!! Hey guys lets not go all WCW here having different branches of nBo..what next? Spike, Double D and I forming nBo Europe or something? but anyway..I have very good news for the WCF Ceasers Palace will pay us millions of dollars..free hotel rooms and all the food n drink for free..if we use their establishment as the WCF's home..and..they still got everything set up from Wrestlemania 9..well guys..think we should take em up on it?
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2675 (6/28/04 10:08 am)	Re: WOAH!! Hey, it's the set of the worst Wrestlemania of all time. We're so there, dude.
Bobafett Posts: 496 (6/28/04 10:31 am)	Oh yeah AND they gave us a 10 year contract to host all our stuff there..so we can do what we want..and get paid stupid amounts of cash..the way it should be
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2676 (6/28/04 10:43 am)	Re: Oh yeah Cesar's Palace = The Worldfamous nBo arena. No bingo, though.
Bobafett Posts: 497 (6/28/04 11:07 am)	well Of course not.no bingo...people here are only interested in doing the slots... (everyone stares at Fettster) .I said SLOTS not sluts...slot machines..bloody hell. (steps into the old WM 9 ring) hmm...soon this ring will flow with the blood from botched moves....anyway..time to hit the hotel resturant..all you can eat..free for us of course
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1140 (6/28/04 11:09 am)	oh great keep Judo away from the blackjack tables... cuz if you've got 21 he's got 22... BUSTED!
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 388 (6/28/04 11:59 am) ezSupporter	8Syxx vs. A Bomb J.R.: This special Nitraw is coming to you from Germany. Let's get down to the ring BAH GAWD! Buffer: The following contest is to determine the #1 contender for the WCF World Heavyweight Championship. Coming down first, the sixth member of the nBo, now co-captain of the nBo Wolfpac, former WCF Cruiserweight champion, 8Syxx!! (8Syxx's music plays and 8Syxx walks down to the ring wearing his 8Syxx-ball shirt now sporting the nBo Wolfpac logo and also nBo Wolfpac logo ball cap turned backwards.) Buffer: His opponent, former member of the New page Outlawz, the other co-captain of nBo Wolfpac, former Hardcore and World Tag Team Champion, Adam Bomb the Ghetto Nightmare. (A Bomb wearing his new nBo Wolfpac t-shirt with nBo logo in front and an atomic mushroom cloud on back and also wearing an nBo Wolfpac bandanna.) Buffer: For the thousands in attendance and a million watching on TV (yes a million, not millions)uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh LET'S GET READY TO STUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! The bells ring and 8Syxx extends his hand to shake hands. Adam Bomb slowly reaches over and shakes hands but 8Syxx is calling for the bell, he gives up!! J.R.: What a hoss that damn A Bomb is!! I've never seen a death grip like A Bomb has on him, it's heinous. 8Syxx: What the hell did you fans expect to see? There is no way I would fight my friend here. Now get ready for the Ghetto Nightmare to tear the ass of the World Champ. (A Bomb starts to say something but is interrupted by Jonathan Bollywood LayDownForMeOrYourCareerIsCandido.) Jonathan Bollywood LayDownForMeOrYourCareerIsCandido: Did someone say something about arse? That's right up my ally boys. (At that moment, You-Gene comes from under the ring and jumps into the ring wearing an nBo Wolfpac t-shirt and starts to celebrate with 8Syxx and A Bomb. As they are distracted, Jonathan Bollywood LayDownForMeOrYourCareerIsCandido storms the ring.) J.R.: Jonathan Bollywood LayDownForMeOrYourCareerIsCandido just gave A Bomb a European Upper Cut straight to HELL!!!!! And he just laid out 8Syxx like a $2 steak. (DoubleD stumbles from the back) DoubleD: I'll allow it. So your new #1 contender is none other than Jonathan Bollywood LayDownForMeOrYourCareerIsCandido!! Tony: This is the greatest Nitraw every folks! (Jonathan Bollywood LayDownForMeOrYourCareerIsCandido celebrates in the ring by giving a wave and stomps around the ring.) Edited by: ThePhantom86 at: 6/28/04 11:59 am
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 551 (6/28/04 12:10 pm)	Re: 8Syxx vs. A Bomb Splendid! With all due respect to my nBo wolfpac friends, I think I'll make a spectacular champion. My first action as champion will be to outlaw any demeaning moves from the top rope. JBL's butler whispers something into his ear What's that, ekips? You mean that I don't actually possess the title as yet? Bugger! Still, a mere formality - who is the current holder of the 45% gold 44% tin 1% high-quality Colombian marching powder? What am I saying? It doesn't really matter to me who the holder is - the fact is, it's hunting season, I have them in my sights, and before long I'll have them mounted on the smoking room wall. And then, nBo pals, it's into the lounge for port, stilton and strumpets all round! Hurrah! nBo - mainlining strumpets
dorzia Posts: 651 (6/28/04 1:30 pm)	..... dorzia classic marches to the ring to celebrate, what the... it appears as though he has grown a small mustache that looks very similar to ..... naw, even a member of the nBo would not stoop that low for heat in a foreign country! or would they?
HitmanMark Posts: 483 (6/28/04 2:33 pm)	Bravo, old chap Well Spike, you would've had to fight me for the Gold/Tin/Powder belt, but ever since DoubleD getting too scared of the pops I was getting and having me taken off the WCF roster, he's been hoarding the belt. He doesn't defend it...hell, I don't think he even wears it to the ring anymore. But, what do I know, I'm just an (dis)interested bystander.
Bobafett Posts: 498 (6/28/04 2:40 pm)	hmm beats up HitmanMark with a steel chair Enough of youre anto nBo propaganda
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2682 (6/28/04 3:54 pm)	Re: hmm It's time for the Main Event of this specially extended NitRaw (which has featured an hour of commercials for "Joe Blow", a new reality show where 15 drug addicts are locked in a house without any drugs to see which one will be the last crack head standing, winning a brand new crack pipe, with matching crack whore, and 45 minutes of the new nBo Slut Search: Cause we can never have enough sluts, followed by the one match you have already witnessed). Buffer: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the ring at this time, the number one contender for the Heavyweight Title.... Jonathan Bollywood LayDownForMeOrYourCareerIsCandidoooooooo! Crowd boos And his opponent, the WCF World Heavyweight Champion Of The Woooooooooooooooooooooorrld.... Double D Dudley! Crowd groans Bell rings, and the two square off J.R.: Bah GOD, Keeng. This will be one for the ages. This could be the biggest night in the history of our thread.... What? FINGERPOKE, FINGERPOKE, FINGERPOKE!! Bah GOD, Henious! One, two, three. We got a new Champeen, Keeng! This has been the most outrageous match I've ever witnessed. These two men gave you of their bodies, of their souls. They will never be the same again! Double D and JBL embrace and laugh while the crowd is livid. Double D gets on the mic Shut up, you ungrateful slobs! You are supposed to cheer us, your betters. If you can't shower us with the adulation we deserve, then sit down and shut your pieholes! Now, 8Syxx! You dared issue a challenge to me? To your leader? You come into my house and talk about your Pink and your Respect? Well, Double D 357284-D says I just booked you in a Pink On A Pole Match for The Great American Botch. And we're fighting under Strong Style Rules. Be there so I can kick your ungrateful ass all over Cesar's Palace - The famous Las Vegas Casino and Hotel, with ampel parking, the world famous buffet, musical guest from around the world, and now live WCF/nBo wrestling. So if you are in fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada, stay at Cesar's Palace, the hottest place in town. nBo - Cheap plugs and hair plugs.
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 553 (6/28/04 10:35 pm)	Hurrah! How quite simply splendid! As I told you earlier, nothing would stop my championship run becoming truthful, and thanks to my great friends and associate Daniel Diogenes Dudley, I stand at the summit of the Wrestlecrap world. And as for you, Mr. 8Syxx, I look forward to the day that Mr. Dudley removes you from direct nBo employment. On that day, I'll have my man indicates his butler approach you with a offer of employment as my personal shoeshine boy. Oh, I don't expect you to accept immediately, pride will hold you back. However, after a couple of weeks drinking aftershave under Tower Bridge, you'll beg me for the opportunity to be the one to give me a wet shave, and toast my crumpets. In fact, in tribute to Mr. Dudley, I believe I'm about to 'bust a move', as our colonial friends might say: slips on Queen Elizabeth doo-rag, and opens jacket to reveal antique British bling Word up, fellas!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2691 (6/29/04 3:37 am)	Re: Hurrah! OOC: Spike = The Funny
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 555 (6/29/04 4:25 am)	Well met! In my first act as the gentlemen with the largest amount of 'stroke' (as I believe carny folk call it), as I suggested earlier, to preserve my nBo friends from any unnecessary harm, I'm hereby decreeing that: There will be no more unseemly leaping from the top rope - so dangerous, and really, why would anyone do such a thing? When an nBo member makes a pre-arranged gesture, this will be taken by their opponent to signify a 'rest hold' - the match will then grind to a halt for a ten-minute headlock break. nBo members will, at their discretion, have the ability to rearrange match stipulations to make their performances more attractive. And finally, I personally will face young Mr. Bomb at the upcoming Great American Botch in a Cricket Box Match - as will all that is cricket-related, the rules will be unintelligible, and it will go on slowly and interminably, but there will be lashings of Pimms, ale and cucumber sandwiches. Hurrah! nBo - we snack on pudding, dine on grouse
dorzia Posts: 657 (6/29/04 5:29 am)	..... boys, i would love to ref that title match but my ref licsense got upheld in vegas. something to do with the powers that be not appreciating my antics with a stripper and a slot machine while wearing my ref gear. whatever, but spike, could I be in your corner for the big match? there's nothing I like more than showing my face in the main event and not having to work.
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 556 (6/29/04 5:45 am)	Certainly Why of course, my friend, the more the merrier! You'll be able to sit back, relax, and watch whilst I introduce my cricket bat to Mr. Bomb's short mid off <OOC - I apologise in advance for any cricket references>, and smash him straight through extra cover. However, I must say that what you got up to with that fruit machine was unspeakable - however, I was glad to hear that the stripping girl paid out handsomely in the end. Work? Please don't mention that foul word again! There'll be no work for the rest of us - 'worked shoots', abusing our colleagues for fun and profit, yes; maybe even the occasional 'work', but we are too good to work. Hah! nBo - YOU work, we'd rather shoot
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 391 (6/29/04 5:59 am) ezSupporter	Chynah 8Syxx: I've had Chynah ever since I've been in the nBo and while the bum lovin was good, I've found someone else. That's right Chynah, I'm breakin up with you. (Chynah starts crying and runs away) 8Syxx: My new love is none other than Pink herself. She doesn't know it yet, but she will be mine. *Quote:* Now, 8Syxx! You dared issue a challenge to me? To your leader? You come into my house and talk about your Pink and your Respect? Well, Double D 357284-D says I just booked you in a Pink On A Pole Match for The Great American Botch. And we're fighting under Strong Style Rules. 8Syxx: Didn't we have a Great American Botch PPV already, but no matter cause I accept your match. I don't care what kinda rules you want cause I'm faster than you are. I'm gonna cut down on the booze and cut out the blow so we can have a 5 star match. A Bomb will walk away with the World Title and I'll walk away with Pink. nBo Wolfpac 4 LIFE!
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 558 (6/29/04 6:11 am)	8Syxx... ...Very amusing! So nice to see the optimism of someone so young and foolish, and so sad to see them botch vertebreaker'd through the oak banqueting table at Bollywood Manor. That's right, for one night only the world title match between Mr. Bomb and myself will take place at my little countryside pile in darkest ShireShire. All sorts of fun items to play with - broadswords, muskets, suits of armour. I'll have my trusty retainers with me, and my nBo compatriates Mr Dorzia, and thanks to our cunning and most excellent matchmaker Daniel D. Dudley, your little friend will be all alone. HAHAHAHAHA! Nothing like a little 'heel' wheeze to make one's day!
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 886 (6/29/04 6:14 am)	Re: oh great *Quote:* keep Judo away from the blackjack tables... cuz if you've got 21 he's got 22... BUSTED! Hey Yo, nothin' wrong wid havin' 22, mang! We're nBo, chico, we'll change da rules and shyte. 'Sides, $$$ can always hook us up wid s'mo' bread, mang. And hos. Mang, I need s'mo' hos! Yeah, I cheat. You Wanna Play 21? I Got 22!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2711 (6/29/04 7:19 am)	Re: Chynah *Quote:* I'm gonna cut down on the booze and cut out the blow so we can have a 5 star match. We will have no such thing! This will be a boring -5 star match with plenty of resthold, multiple run ins and a predictable screw job finish, that settles nothing. It's the nBo way.
Bobafett Posts: 502 (6/29/04 7:23 am)	Hey Doesn't the "real Peoples IC champoin" not get a match or anything???
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2713 (6/29/04 7:25 am)	Re: Hey Yes, you get to face.... Waitaminnit, we've run evry non nBo member off. Hmmmm.... guess it's you against Abby.
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 398 (6/29/04 7:27 am) ezSupporter	Re: Hey It's two nBo members fighting so it is going to be a 5 star nBo match. But seriously, I need to lay off the blow. *Quote:* Cocaine is a helluva drug!
dorzia Posts: 658 (6/29/04 7:33 am)	..... isn't it great that we not only have multiple ppvs in the same month, but we have the same ppv's in the same month! top that vince!
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 400 (6/29/04 7:34 am) ezSupporter	Re: Hey The Fettster could always squash.... I mean wrestle You-Gene.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2715 (6/29/04 7:38 am)	Re: Hey 3-Way dance: Fettster vs. Abby Butch vs. You-Gene. For the Internetinental Championship. This... uhm, when is this PPV again?
I Know All About Your Mother Member Posts: 30 (6/29/04 11:08 am)	Re: Hey You-Gene dances around in joy Yeah, I have match, I have match. 3-Way dance 1 2 3 Yeah. I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win. Um, what do I win?
You Gene Member Posts: 1 (6/29/04 11:21 am)	Re: Hey Aaahh, I feel much better. New account to sell for. When do I wrestle? 1,2,3
dorzia Posts: 659 (6/29/04 2:24 pm)	..... you gene, how bout we take things one step further than vinnie mac and have you be the first wrestler ever to be confined to a wheelchair! you could do a peoples elbow type move where you drive right over people and then fall out of your chair and pin them. (no offense to any handicapped folks out there but hey, we need ratings! the ewt thread is breathin down our necks.)
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1180 (6/29/04 2:30 pm)	-- so that's what the stench is.. and dorzia brother not to dispute you but given the ratings their show is sucking our... dust. nBo- our favorite muppet? grOVER
Bobafett Posts: 506 (6/29/04 2:32 pm)	Hmm ( Fettsters 3 ladys come out to the ring and walk around with You-gene smiling) JR= Bah Gawd what could Fettsters jezebels be doing with You-gene? Lawler= puppies! puppies! puppies! puppies! puppies! puppies!!! (Suddenly Steph and Daffney grab You-gene and hold him still..Lita goes to the ropes and botches a moonsault onto You-gene.....the ladys then run outta the arena giggling)
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2720 (6/29/04 3:34 pm)	Re: Hmm In the grand nBo tradition, I've decide that what I need to build me up before my big match with that tickler of Pink, fan of Stink, 8Syxx-Stab-in-Back-Pac, is a win over some jobber. And who better to job to me than an international legend and all time great? Ladies and gentlemen, behold.... JUSHIN "THUNDER" LIGER!!
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 407 (6/29/04 4:57 pm) ezSupporter	Re: Hmm ooc: Just to take up some space and get a higher post total, I'll be writing the co-main event matches for Great American Botch, DoubleD vs. 8Syxx and Jonathan Bollywood LayDownForMeOrYourCareerIsCandido vs. Adam Bomb. I'm kinda busy at work this week, but I hope to churn them out before Friday is over.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2745 (6/29/04 5:05 pm)	Re: Hmm Lots of build up, then. You so and so. I'll make you tap at the botch (even though that will not win the match for me)! I'll put a hurting on you like you've never felt before. I'll beat you like a government mule and a redheaded step child. In fact, I'll beat you like a redheaded government stepmule! Bah GOD, it will be henious! It will be hellacious! It will be the most ungodly match in nBo history. As a matter of fact, I have decided, as booker/GM/Commish/President/authority figure/Token Dane/Biggest draw/Former champ, that this will be unsanctioned! That's right, I refuse to sanction my own match, that's how bah-God-henious it will be! Screen fades to black, as Double D is heard saying to a stage hand: Who am I fighting again?
You Gene Member Posts: 2 (6/29/04 6:10 pm)	Re: Easy... Oooo..I have a pay per view match. Am I booked to win the championship? That would be so cool. Can I win the championship? My mom would be so proud.
Bobafett Posts: 508 (6/30/04 2:36 am)	SWERVE!!!!!!!!!!!! HEy Double D..it says that before youre main event match..youre booked in a tag match along with me..against....... AND
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2750 (6/30/04 4:36 am)	Re: SWERVE!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't want that garbage on my show! There is no credibility to be won by defeating those two wrinkly sacks of old puppie poop. But if you wanna tag with me we can take on And
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 576 (6/30/04 4:44 am)	Well... If you mix those two together, you might actually get one complete wrestler. A neck from Muta, and some knees from Mr. Angle, and then you'll be in business.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2752 (6/30/04 5:03 am)	Re: Well... I don't think Angle has entirely healthy knees. I've seen him with knee braces on.
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 577 (6/30/04 5:14 am)	Kurtis Angle's knees (By telephone, from the EWT bingo hall) Well then, good sir, I advise you to 'work the knees'. I will pay you a fine bounty of one bounteous wench, two hogshead of ale and 20 shilling for each of the knees of these these sturdy veterans. Lord knows, Bollywood Manor can never contain too many novelty drinking vessels. Witness this item of true class: Or Ponder no longer the fate of BigShowRules!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2761 (6/30/04 7:27 am)	Re: Kurtis Angle's knees I think our match against Muta and Angle (damn, that sound like a great team) will be a Ultimate Figure 4 Match.
Bobafett Posts: 509 (6/30/04 7:59 am)	What? We're not gonna squash em like jobbers?
HitmanDX Posts: 255 (6/30/04 8:09 am)	Re: What? Actually I think a screwjob would work better in this situation. The Hitman has spoken.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2775 (6/30/04 8:22 am)	Re: What? What ever makes them look weak AND hurts them badly, I'm all for it. It's not like I'm actually gonna put forth an effort. Edited by: DoubleDDudley at: 6/30/04 8:41 am
HitmanDX Posts: 257 (6/30/04 10:02 am)	Re: What? AND I...WILL BE...THE SPECIAL REFEREE!!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2782 (6/30/04 4:12 pm)	Re: What? Lets get this thing underway. As Wednesday Night Blunder returns from commercial, Muta and Angle are already in the ring. The two legends shake hands and are talking. The nBo music hits and Fettster and Double D slowly walk to the ring, posing and gesturing to the crowd. Angle and Muta leave the ring as the nBoites get in for another 10 minutes of posing. As the show returns from yert another commercial, special referee The HeartBreak Hitman is introduced and enters the ring. He embraces the nBoites and laughs with them, hardly noticing Muta and Angle. Finally the bell rings and Fettster starts out with Angle. After teasing a tie up several times, Fettster poses again yelling and waving to the crowd. Angle seems impatient and grabs Fettster to do a German. Fettster squirms out and runs to the corner tagging in Double D. The D enters the ring, walks around keeping his distance from Angle and goes to his corner to talk to Fettster. Angle complains to HBH and is hit with a stiff Big Boot while distracted. Fettster joins in for an extended beatdown, as HBH keeps Muta from interfering. Angle finally gets away and tags in Muta, who's on fire, but HBH claims to have not seen the tag and Muta is returned to the corner as Angle gets a Double D Destroyer and Fettster slaps on the Figure 4 Leglock. Muta storms the ring, but is met with a stiff Big Boot and placed in the corner for 10 consecutive boot scrapes. Angle taps, and though Fettster refuses to release the hold HBH does nothing. Now he leaves the ring and picks up some beers. The rest of the nBo comes to the ring and beats down the two legends. Everybody celebrates as Judo urinates all over Muta and Angle. Show goes off air as the nBo laughs and drinks
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 411 (6/30/04 6:15 pm) ezSupporter	Great American Botch co-main event: 8Syxx vs. DoubleD J.R.: We are back from that 2 hour recap of the events that led up to this next match. Keeng: I'm very excited about this next match cause we get to see puppies. I can't wait to see who gets Pink off first. It's too bad she can't get me off. J.R.: Get your mind out of the gutter Keeng. Keeng: I can't help it J.R., The Kat cut me off. J.R.: Let's just get to the ring. (8Syxx comes out first wearing his 8Syxx-ball nBo Wolfpac shirt, sticking his tongue out a few times, and pointing out signs that say Tear Ass. He takes the mic.) 8Syxx: DoubleD, Your ass is grass and I'm gonna smoke it! (DoubleD heads to the ring slowly so that he doesn't tear any muscles in his body. A fan throws him a beer but he doesn't catch it in time and it hits him in the face. DoubleD doesn't sell it and gets mad and pulls a fan out of the stands and gives him a botched DoubleD Destroyer. The fan lays motionless and DoubleD gives him a wink and gets in the ring.) (Get the Party Started plays and Pink heads to the ring. As she gets in the ring, she gives each man a little strip tease. 8Syxx got excited while DoubleD looked disgusted. Pink was lifted on top of the pole) J.R.: The match has started and 8Syxx tried a series of kicks but DoubleD just stood there and didn't sell them. Keeng: Why can't Pink be on my pole? J.R.: Do you mind Keeng, I'm trying to call this match. DoubleD gives 8Syxx a BIG boot. DoubleD goes for a elbow drop but 8Syxx rolls out of the way and climbs to the top rope. 8Syxx dives off but hits only mat. DoubleD tries to drop the leg but misses and 8Syxx starts to climb the pole. Keeng: He just jerked off Pink. Can she be jerked off? (8Syxx and Pink celebrate in the ring. 8Syxx goes into a pose but Pink sneaks up behind him and gives him a low blow. 8Syxx falls to the ground and Pink runs into DoubleD arms. DoubleD give Pink a kiss but pushes her off and spits.) J.R.: A DoubleD Destroyer, A DoubleD Destroyer, A DoubleD Destroyer!!!!!!! That bastard, how can he do that to a woman. (8Syxx gets up, reaches into his tights and pulls out a cup. 8Syxx and DoubleD hug in a total manly non-homosexual way) J.R.: 8Syxx didn't sell the low blow, what a hoss! It was a set up all along!!!!!! How many times can we get swerved BAH GAWD! Keeng: (thinking he is off-air) Her puppies popped out! (Keeng does his squeal) J.R.: We are still on Keeng, keep your pants on. Joins us for our next co-main event after this short commercial break. (Yes, a commercial break during a PPV. How ironic!)
You Gene Member Posts: 4 (6/30/04 9:10 pm)	Re: Great American Botch co-main event: 8Syxx vs. DoubleD You Gene comes to ringside during the match Is this my match yet?
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2794 (7/1/04 12:59 am)	Re: Great American Botch co-main event: 8Syxx vs. DoubleD That's right, B****es. This gig is 4 Life!! Bro before hoes!
HorseSteroids Posts: 262 (7/1/04 1:04 am)	Re: Great American Botch co-main event: 8Syxx vs. DoubleD (Horse Steroids comes into the ring and hits a stiff lariat on somebody) JR: Baw Gawd! What a heinous hoss! Horse Steroids has made his intentions known! King: (does anybody really give a @#%$ over what King has to say?) JR: Baw Gawd you're right Keeng! (Horse Steroids goes back to scratching himself while stomping the same somebody) JR: Baw Gawd!! (King laughs or does something perverse. Whatever.) Go ahead and pick the somebody. HORSESTEROIDS HAS SPOKEN!*
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2796 (7/1/04 1:25 am)	Re: Great American Botch co-main event: 8Syxx vs. DoubleD Bah God, HorseSteroids is beating GoldStud from pillar to post. But is he with the nBo? .... or against them?
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 914 (7/1/04 5:36 am)	Re: Great American Botch co-main event: 8Syxx vs. DoubleD "Uhh.. like, hey yo. Mang, I saw Nut Bunnies in, like, the hall, chico. Is he, like... one of us or should I squash him with my machismo?" eerie suspenseful music plays Yeah, I cheat. You Wanna Play 21? I Got 22!
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 588 (7/1/04 5:45 am)	Heinous! Might I direct you to this heinous new development?
Bobafett Posts: 515 (7/1/04 6:01 am)	You-gene Next Match..for the Internetiaonal (or whatever its called) championship..Fettster Vs You-gene (You-gene already in the ring as Fettster and his lovely ladies come to the ring..Fett posing all the way..when the bell rings for the start of the match..Fettster walks out the ring..gets a chair and reads a Star Wars comic, putting his feet up on the commentry table. the 3 ladies beat up You-gene for 5 minutes..until Lita waves Fettster over) Fettster= (to JR and King) excuse me gents.got a match to win.. (Fettster gets in and pinns a knocke out You-gene with his small finger..1..2..3.fettster celebrates with his new belt and his ladies..meanwhile Golden Spike comes down with his Butler who is carrying a tray with 2 champagne galassdes filled with..champagne, what else?) Spike=(Giving Fett a glass) Good show old chap.Atoast.to another nBo victory (Fett and Spike down their drinks in one go and leave the ring)
Nut Bunnies Member Posts: 638 (7/1/04 7:13 am)	... *Quote:* "Uhh.. like, hey yo. Mang, I saw Nut Bunnies in, like, the hall, chico. Is he, like... one of us or should I squash him with my machismo?" eerie suspenseful music plays ::Puts fake moustache on:: ::Twirls it like Snidely Whiplash::
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 413 (7/1/04 8:22 am) ezSupporter	Re: ... 8Syxx: I wish the best of luck to our two bruthas, Bollywood and the Game-uh, and when they get back, instant main event push. Now Ghetto Nightmare, it's time for you to come back to the nBo and dump that nBo Wolfpac stuff. It was fun while it lasted but when your nBo, you nBo 4 LIFE!!!!!!!! Since Bollywood had to depart and the World Title it up for grabs at the nBo/WCF King Of The Bling Bling Ring PPV, I'm throwing my name into the tournament. Some nBo members may have to face one another, but you bet your sweet ass that there will be more screw jobs and swerves then a Saturday night out on the town. And I can't wait to win the WCF World Title because I redesign it with an 8Syxx ball on it. Woooo!
Bobafett Posts: 518 (7/1/04 9:42 am)	Hmm I'm putting my name in for the tournament too
HitmanDX Posts: 260 (7/1/04 10:22 am)	Re: Hmm Count me in too. It's about time I see some action. The Hitman has spoken.
dorzia Posts: 661 (7/1/04 1:50 pm)	..... not only am i entering the tournament, but if i do not win the world title, I will retire from active competition.
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 150 (7/1/04 1:55 pm)	Re: Hmm Dammit, I was just about to have a match against JBL for the title so you know I'm in.
Nut Bunnies Member Posts: 640 (7/1/04 2:21 pm)	Re: Hmm I'm entering too. PERRRRR-FECTION.
Bobafett Posts: 520 (7/1/04 2:34 pm)	... WHOO HOO we got a jobber!!!!!
mprox666 Member Posts: 62 (7/1/04 3:08 pm)	hmmmmm B.N.O.? what ?????? a cheap rip off of the n.b.o. theme plays as mprox: blurred version walks out, mic in hand ...... " well childerblaine's, i'm here thanks to this brilliant backstage pass that i have, im not say why or how i ended up with it, but if your going to have a tournament for the championship....... open to anyone ....... well maybe i want a shot ...... yeah so im from the E.W.T. ..... Toom .E. can complain at me later ...... that belt is mine. name the time and place! B.N.O. they're here..........
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2816 (7/1/04 3:12 pm)	Re: hmmmmm B.N.O.? what ?????? Well, I'm in it, of course. But don't worry, I'm the booker and have a history of hogging the belt, so there's no way I'll win, right?
Nut Bunnies Member Posts: 642 (7/1/04 3:17 pm)	Re: hmmmmm B.N.O.? what ?????? *Quote:* I'm the booker and have a history of hogging the belt, so there's no way I'll win, right? ::Turns on the news:: Reporter: Breaking news right now, as the world famous poster DoubleDDudley has been SHOT and KILLED while masturbating in a nudie booth. Now we've got a murder mystery on our hands! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAW! PERRRRR-FECTION.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2817 (7/1/04 3:18 pm)	Re: hmmmmm B.N.O.? what ?????? In true nBo fashion, I'm gonna no-sell both shooting and death.
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 558 (7/1/04 9:40 pm)	Snidely Whiplash Quote: "::Puts fake moustache on:: ::Twirls it like Snidely Whiplash::" _____________________________ <Dear God, I hope you start tying helpless girls to train tracks!>
Mordecrap Member Posts: 1 (7/1/04 10:29 pm)	There will be a reckoning And lo,ther will be a reckoning. the Nbo, the eWt. all of the factions of the Wrestlecrap board, will face my wrath. And I shall start with the least of you... Mordecrap stalks to the ring, grasps XVANEx, and hoists him onto his shoulder. He gives him a devastating powerslam, which knocks him out, and carries him unconcious to the back. Watch for the skies..
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 155 (7/1/04 10:42 pm)	Re: There will be a reckoning Hey Mordicrap, welcome to the WCF. Me and my nBo brothers are glad to see young new talent and since your a non nBo member we shall no sell any of your offense, botch moves, and make you job to us in squash matches. Remember no high flying and other flashy entertaining moves are allowed and if you violate any of those rules you will be punished accordingly to what Double D sees fit, okay. <shakes Mordicraps hand> <gives him a botched michinoku driver> <pins him for a three count> Welcome to the WCF where the big boys botch. nBo 4 Life
Mordecrap Posts: 2 (7/2/04 12:09 am)	This shall not pass Mordecrap sits up erily in the middle of the ring. 'this will not pass - Mordecrap will not lay down for your'e corrupt faction. Even now I gather my strength, and my army, to destroy the nbo,and all that it stands for Mordecrap hits adam bomb with a powerslam, and then spits on him as he leaves the ring
HorseSteroids Posts: 291 (7/2/04 2:17 am)	Re: This shall not pass (Horse Steroids hits a lariat on someone again.) JR: Are we still on commercial? King: Probably. JR: Then why'd he just lariat someone else? King: I don't know. I think he's crazy. JR: Crazier than a pet coon! King: THAT'S IT! (King piledrives JR but botches it. JR is now on a flesh eating zombie that only says "brains" and "baw gawd slobber knocker") JR: Brains... (Horse Steroids goes back to the green room where he has half a beer left while JR eats the King.) (commercial ends) HORSESTEROIDS HAS SPOKEN!
dorzia Posts: 665 (7/2/04 4:32 am)	..... a video clip is shown of dorzia, hitting the bar for a training session. he's all by himself, no nBo shirt on, no hooker or stripper by his side, and he's in a very seedy looking bar, downing bottle after bottle of jack. the training has begun for the biggest tourney of all time. and his career is on the line.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2826 (7/2/04 4:35 am)	Re: ..... "Night of the Living Dead J.R." Scary. Double D is shown laying passed out on a couch. Yes, tarining has indeed started for the title tournament
Nut Bunnies Member Posts: 642 (7/2/04 4:37 am)	... *Quote:* <Dear God, I hope you start tying helpless girls to train tracks!> ::Ties all of the members of JOB Squad 2004 to some train tracks:: PWNZD.
Mordecrap Posts: 4 (7/2/04 4:42 am)	I will be in the tournament I will enter the tournament for the title, and when I take the title, I will use my power to destroy the nbo, and will rule supreme over the Wrestlecrap board
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2827 (7/2/04 4:46 am)	Re: ... Remember to laugh in a dastardly manner. I wonder if someone will come to the aid of the J.O.B. squad? I kinda hope so just to have Nut Bunnies say: "Curses! Foiled again."
HorseSteroids Posts: 295 (7/2/04 5:20 am)	Re: ... (A video starts of Horse Steroids training to be the opening match before the tournament. He's kicking a mime.) HS: I hate mimes! You are a stupid mime! Take these kicks with gusto, Mimey McMimerson! (Horse Steroids continues to kick the mime until he doesn't feel like it anymore.) HS: Where'd I leave my Mickey's? (Horse Steroids exits stage left while the mime spits up a tooth.) (Scene goes back to arena.) Zombie JR: Baw gawd slobberknocker... brains.... (JR walks toward crowd as scene fades to commercial for boner pills.) HORSESTEROIDS HAS SPOKEN!
Bobafett Posts: 522 (7/2/04 5:55 am)	Hmm (Fettster walks into the ring with his lovely ladies) Fettster= You know..its occured to me I don't get too much heat around here..now I got a instant way.even JBL won't do this..(Fettster pulls out..A HARRY POTTER BOOK) I hate Harry Potter..its stupid..I mean he is a stupid geek..and Muggles..what kinda word is that, Quddich?.. come on people.. I hate this so much..I (Rips the book up..throws it down..and Urinates on it)..there..(spys JK Rowling, the books author in the crowd) fettster then grabs ger and drags her to the ring) As peple will tell you I hate violence to women..but I'll make an exception (turns my attention to her) WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? JRR TOLKIEN??? I HATE YOU AND YOUR STUPID BOOKS AND MOVIES!! (Botches a DDT on her..her head hitting the urinated book) IF I CATCH YOU WRITNG ANY MORE..I'LL DO SOMETHING I MAY REGRET!! (Fettster walks out of the ring and out the arena) J.R.= Bah gawd!! this is heinous!! that Fettster is a son of a @#%$..a not good son of a @#%$.sorry folks thats just the way I feel. Edited by: Bobafett at: 7/2/04 5:57 am
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2831 (7/2/04 6:01 am)	Re: Hmm Would this give you face pops?
Bobafett Posts: 523 (7/2/04 6:45 am)	Well.. it was designed to give me heel heat among the fans.. plus I got rid of some tension as well I just hate Harry Potter
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 591 (7/2/04 7:02 am)	Word! Suddenly, the entire front row throw off their disguises and reveal themselves to be the UK independent publishing industry. They storm the ring, and help Fettster and the briefly returned Golden Spike to pummel Rowling, thus saving publishing. <OOC - not that I'm bitter, but although a decent writer, she's killing independent publishing, Jerry!>
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 918 (7/2/04 7:27 am)	More Adventures The Adventures Of "Da Bad Guy" Stone Cold "Big" Scott AlcoHall Cameraman is situated in the backseat of a cheap rental car, aimed at the front seat. Scott AlcoHall is in the driver's seat while Geraldo Rivera, fully-clad in a suit with a mic and a little grease in his mustache, is resting in the passenger's side "Hello, fans, this is... Geraldo Rivera and we are en-route to The Georgia Dome. Tonight, "Da Bad Guy" Stone Cold "Big" Scott AlcoHall will headline the card of a huge wrestling event. His opponent has yet to be announced---" "Like, it doesn't matter, mang. swig of whiskey $$$ Game-Uhhhhhh told me that I was, like, gonna have a big profiiiiiile burp match signed for tonight before he, like... left the biz-nazz for a bit. So, like.... I think it's gonna be AsicsJohnson... mang. Outside da nBo, it don't get much bigger'n that, chico." "It doesn't get much bigger than that indeed. Now, AlcoHall, the viewers at home would probably like to know why we are riding in such a poor-quality rental car? One would expect New Board Order members to arrive in the best and brightest automobiles. The lap of luxury, I believe, is what it is called." "Yeah... like.. $$$ handles da money, mang. He's gone now, so... how am I gonna get da money, chico? I spend all my bread on women and whiskey. Gotta live the nBo life, ya know?" "....Don't you have a multi-million dollar contract though?" "Hey... it takes alot to live like dis, mang. You think rehab is cheap?" "So they weren't vacations, eh?" sirens appear from behind "I, Geraldo Rivera, am in a car.. about to be pulled over by a real-life Highway Patrolman... with a driver that smells like a cheap hooker. Viewers.. this could be the end of our adventure." Cop approaches vehicle "Excuse me, sir?" "Uhhh... hey yo?" "Do you know why I pulled you over, sir?" "Uhh.... nah, mang." "Could you get out of the car, sir?" "Nah, mang, I'm too drunk, why don't you get in? Hell, I gotta drink for ya, chico." "This is... Geraldo Rivera... and I, Geraldo Rivera, think this would be a good time to sign off." Yeah, I cheat. You Wanna Play 21? I Got 22!
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 417 (7/2/04 7:42 am) ezSupporter	8Syxx's training session (camera opens to an empty Ceaser's Palace, new home of the WCF. 8Syxx is in the middle of the ring) 8Syxx: Since everyone else is doing their training for the tournament, I've decided to have a training session. I'm gonna show everyone that not only can I wrestle the nBo way but I can do mat wrestling as well. My first opponent will be goshdangit lol. (8Syxx and goshdangit lol shake hands and 8Syxx gets on all fours. goshdangit lol gets down and locks his arms around 8Syxx's waist. They start and after about 10 seconds, 8Syxx escapes the hold and pins goshdangit lol. They now reverse positions. 8Syxx keeps control the entire time, spins around on him, slaps him in the back of the head a few times, and finally pins him. 8Syxx: (wipes some sweat from his forehead) Good match. I think I need a hit of the hash pipe, but that can wait cause my next opponent is respectmeordye. (respectmeordye gets on all fours and 8Syxx locks his arms around respectmeordye's waist. It takes 8Syxx longer to control respectmeordye but he finally pins him. They shake hands and 8Syxx gets on all fours. respectmeordye locks his arms around 8Syxx's waist and they begin. respectmeordye is able to hold on to 8Syxx and nearly scored a pinfall, but 8Syxx escaped the hold and slapped the hell out of the back of respectmeordye's head. 8Syxx was then able to roll respectmeordye over on his shoulders.) 8Syxx: That was a bit tougher but as you can see, I am able to mat wrestle so everyone needs to look out cause the WCF World Title is coming my way. (just then You-Gene runs to the ring and says he wants to wrestle 8Syxx.) 8Syxx: You realize that this is only mat wrestling and we can't punch or kick right? (You-Gene nods his head.) 8Syxx: Alright, I wish you best of luck. (You-Gene claps his hands and 8Syxx looks confident. You-Gene gets on all fours first and 8Syxx locks his arms around. They start and 8Syxx holds on for a little but You-Gene is able to reverse and gets control of 8Syxx. 8Syxx is struggling to get out of the hold and finally reaches the ropes. They break and 8Syxx gets up and pushes You-Gene away.) (You-Gene looks confused and 8Syxx is hot but cools himself down and relaxes. 8Syxx extends his hand to shake but as You-Gene goes to shake it, 8Syxx pulls it back and runs his hand through his hair ala Ric Flair and gives a little WOOO!) (It's 8Syxxs turn to get on all fours and You-Gene locks his arms around 8Syxx's waist. They start and You-Gene is able to hold on tight to 8Syxx. You-Gene picks him up and slams him on the mat several times. You-Gene then rolls up 8Syxx for the pin. 8Syxx rolls outside) 8Syxx: (red faced and sweating) You cheated you @#%$! I could feel you pulling my tights. (You-Gene is confused and shaking his head no) 8Syxx: I want another chance. No one beats me like that boy. (You-Gene looks around for a reaction from the crowd, but of course no one is in the arena cause it's a training session) 8Syxx: It's just you and me pal. Come on, let's give it another go. (You-Gene doesn't know quite how to react but shakes his head yes. 8Syxx enters the ring and tells You-Gene to get on all fours. You-Gene does but instead of 8Syxx locking up with him, he gives You-Gene a vicious kick to the ribs. 8Syxx picks up You-Gene and botches an 8Syxx-Factor. He then sets up You-Gene in the corner for the Ronco Buster. 8Syxx runs to the opposite corner and gives You-Gene a crotch chop and then hits the Ronco Buster. (8Syxx celebrates a little but You-Gene gets up, slaps himself in the head a few times, and goes berserk in the ring. 8Syxx runs out of the ring and heads to the back. You-Gene is still in the ring and tears up all the corner turnbuckles and shakes the ropes a lot.)
Nut Bunnies Member Posts: 645 (7/2/04 9:33 am)	Re: 8Syxx's training session In light of recent events...my ring name is... Snuttly Whiplash. PERRRRR-FECTION.
HitmanDX Posts: 263 (7/2/04 11:31 am)	Re: 8Syxx's training session Heartbreak Hitman comes down to the ring to cut a promo HBH: Now I know I should be training for this tourney, but I ain't gonna do that. You see, I don't need to exercise or lift weights or do push-ups. I feel great. I'm in much better shape than each and every one of you people. Crowd starts booing HBH HBH: Yeah, if anybody needs to do some training, it's all of you. Instead of stuffing yourselves with McDonald's, why don't you get of you fat and lazy a*es and go run for a mile or two. Try doing some sit-ups. Shoot, you can even do some Tae Bo. Anything, because quite frankly, I'm sick of seeing your ugly selves all over the place. Crowd chants "You suck! You suck!" repeatedly* HBH: Hey, that's no way to talk about yourselves. And when I do win this tournament and become the new World Champion, you will all be at my mercy! HBH leaves the ring
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2834 (7/3/04 3:02 am)	King Of The Bling Bling Ring, Keeng! Here are the brackets for the Title Tournament tomorrow night: Dorzia vs. Kurt Angle HeartBreak Hitman vs. The Great Muta 8Syxx vs. Abdullah The Butcher Double D vs. A-Bomb Fettster vs. MordeCrap Mproxx vs. Jushin "Thunder" Liger Nut Bunnies vs. FreeHHH Stone Cold Scott AlcoHall vs. respectmeordye Feel free to cut promos on your opponents.
dorzia Posts: 666 (7/3/04 6:20 am)	.... who the hell is kurt angle? looks like it pays to be best friends with the booker, you get booked in the tournament against a local jobber.
You Gene Member Posts: 5 (7/3/04 7:54 am)	... Hey, why am I not in the tournement? I want to make people happy. I want to be with all my friends.
HitmanDX Posts: 265 (7/3/04 8:19 am)	Re: ... Great Muta, when I'm done with you, people will be referring to you as the Great Jobba.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2837 (7/3/04 8:40 am)	Re: ... This just in from the booking comitee: You-Gene has replaced Abby Butch in the first round, being squ... uhm, facing 8Syxx. Bah GOD, henous!
Nut Bunnies Member Posts: 658 (7/3/04 10:42 am)	Re: ... *Quote:* Feel free to cut promos on your opponents. ::Enters ring:: FreeHHH is a @#%$, jacks off to hermaphrodite animal sex, and will be sqaushed. ::Twirls moustache:: ::Exits ring:: PERRRRR-FECTION.
dorzia Posts: 667 (7/3/04 12:39 pm)	..... god, internet fans mess everything up. i say that if i don't win the tourney than I'll retire from active competition, and all of a sudden i start reading reports from marks everywhere saying i'm retiring. all i said is that i'm retiring from ACTIVE competition. this means that if i lose in the tourney, i just go back to squash televised 2 minute matches, nothing too active get it? but don't worry. we in the nBo know whose waist the belt belongs around, and will do what it takes for double d to get through this thing!
Bobafett Posts: 540 (7/3/04 2:02 pm)	Yeah... Drozias right..that belt belongs around my waist
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 438 (7/3/04 5:01 pm) ezSupporter	Re: Yeah... (the following announcement has been paid for by the nBo) 8Syxx: You-Gene, it looks like you got your wish boy. You think that just because you pinned me in a training session that you have a prayer in our match? I don't care how much those idiot fans like you, I'm gonna kick your "special" ass all around that ring. I might make our match more than a punch-kick-finisher match. I think I'll hit a few stiff kicks and punches, botch a chair shot or two, and then botch the 86-factor. nBo 4 LIFE!!!! (the preceding announcement has been paid for by the nBo)
dorzia Posts: 668 (7/3/04 5:18 pm)	..... camera shows dorzia finishing his 28th bottle of jack for breakfast, and in the backround you can see double d sleeping on top of a mountain of empty beer cans. nBo- the greatest athletes in the world. our world.
mprox666 Member Posts: 72 (7/3/04 5:29 pm)	promo well, i mprox: blurred version ...... originator of the B.N.O. has been training for this tournament back in the E.W.T., well i did need to one thing, focus my mind, so to do that i went for a wander....... out in the countryside (wrestlecrap portion of the board) ..... well i walked past a small river...... strangely there was a few n.b.o. members there the fettster was the ring leader for this little group enjoying what appeared to be fishing, so instead of shouting to ask i walked over and i asked quietly .... "so how many fish have you got today?" the reply? "fish? ..... im not fishing, im asics baiting, most of the n.b.o. do this from time to time, you should give it a try." well to be honest i would but i find fishing boring and well asics just bores me so, i decided that that my mind was focused enough and went back to the E.W.T. to train ....... lyger, you... me.... doesnt matter by hook or crook that belt is MINE! B.N.O.: bored now, later and most definately tomorow
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 931 (7/3/04 6:55 pm)	The Promo "Uhh.. hey yo.. So... I'm in a tourney against respectmeordye, eh? Now look, mang... I'm a mang of few words, I've told you that a million times.. but I think I should actually, like... warn you, chico. You don't know what you're gettin' into, mang. Like, dis.. dis is da nBo, chico. You don't mess wid da nBo. You wanna take a wil' ride wid "Da Bad Guy" Stone Cold "Big" Scott AlcoHall? Wha', you t'ink you can handle dis, mang?" Yeah, I cheat. You Wanna Play 21? I Got 22!
Nut Bunnies Member Posts: 659 (7/3/04 7:20 pm)	Re: The Promo ::Nods head and agrees with Judochop:: YEAH, YOU HEARD HIM! THAT'S RIGHT! ::Twirls moustache:: PERRRRR-FECTION.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2840 (7/4/04 3:32 am)	Re: The Promo Tonight is the night! Are you ready for the greatest Post Per View in the history of this thread? 8 men go head to head to determine who will become the next nBo/WCF World Heavyweight Champion Of The World. There can be only one. Don't miss the biggest event in the history of our board! Tonight at approximately 5pm. (OOC: I'll be writing the tournament tonight when I get home from work. I'll be breaking it into several posts, to allow for "commercial breaks" and reactions. Please don't add actions like attacks on your opponents or the like, just promos and reflections on the matches. I'll try to make this a fun read. Now start hyping yourself!)
You Gene Member Posts: 7 (7/4/04 5:01 am)	Re: The Promo I got mail!!! I got mail!!! I got mail!!! Yeah!!!!!! Bread makes me poop.
Bobafett Posts: 541 (7/4/04 5:10 am)	O...K... (Fettster and his ladies standing in the centre of the Ring at Ceasers Palace) Fettster= Well..I'm just back from some good le fashioned Asics baiting..powerbombed the fool onto some tumbtacks..I only wish he was in this tournament..so I can make him tap out to the Sharpshooterbut instead I'll have to do it to any poor individuals who cross my path..untill I have the title..she be MINE!!!! Oh and by the way..just remember..in the books..Boba Fett no-sold the Sarlacc..how about that Edited by: Bobafett at: 7/4/04 1:34 pm
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1191 (7/4/04 8:27 am)	Time to play the Game-uh!!!! $limtron begins flashing.. and then in 10 ft neon green $.. $... $... $$$ JR: He's back! and he's got a bottle of Jack Daniels! He's starts to do the spit take then but then realizes that'd be a waste of good alcohol. How heinous! He's making his way to the ring... he's got a mic Did you honestly think this place could have a PPV w/out me? I'm off filming for a lil while and next thing ya know the title is vacated and there's a big tourney and it's evey man for himself? and I wasn't invited? There's only one diamond in this thread and baby, you're lookin at him.. tonight.. someone will face the music and play the Game-uh!
Nut Bunnies Member Posts: 662 (7/4/04 8:44 am)	Re: Time to play the Game-uh!!!! ::Twirls Moustache:: JR: BAH GAWD, THAT'S HEINOUS! King: ::Talks some @#%$ and drools over some whore:: PERRRRR-FECTION.
dorzia Posts: 669 (7/4/04 1:32 pm)	... camera shows dorzia in a puddle of his own vommit passed out. he looks ready.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2842 (7/4/04 1:36 pm)	King Of The Bling Bling Ring! "Welcome everyWaaahn to Ceasars Palace, for the greatest Boards Entertainment spectacular of all time. I'm "Iron" Joey "The Brain King" Garguilo-Cole, but you can call Shazz and I'm here to call the hot and heavy action, live from Ceasars palace. Ceasars Palace, where if the buffet was any better I'd be having a massive coronary right now wheeze, cough, choke. Because everyone of our stars are too big to curtain pull, we've hired to indy stars to put on an opening match, but rest assured, I'll be talking about the regular stars instead of actually calling the match, all the way through. Here we go: VS. Well, that was an exciting minute and a half, as a match that would be a main event on any indy card in the States is quickly rushed through here in the WCF. Next up is our first Tournament match pitting the nBo's Dorzia against The Olympic Hero, Kurt Angle." Angle enters the ring and stand around, obviously annoyed at Dorzia's 20 minute entrance. After an additional 10 minutes of Dorzia posing Angle attacks. Dorzia is obviously intoxicated and Angle has to carry him through the match. Angle is selling like a madman and trying to make a coherent match. At the 5 minute mark Dorzia falls onto Angle and a fast count later, Angle is eliminated. After the match Dorzia gives Angle a bunch of stiff chair shots and Angle is busted open Shazz: "Bah GOD, that was henious. Next up we have The HeartBreak Hitman Bret Michaels taking on the Japanese Legend, The Great Muta." HBH enters the ring and plays to the crowd. Muta comes to the ring without any music. He strikes a pose, but HBH points to his nBo belt buckle and Muta rolls his eyes. HBH delivers several chops, followed by a Sweet Chin Muzak and makes Muta tap out in the Sharpshtter. HBH keeps the hold on after the bell rings and leaves a passed out Muta laying in the ring while laughing all the way to the back stage area.* Shazz: "HBH told the truth; He did make him the Great Jobba. Well, folks, it's time for our first commercial break... yeah, that's right, this PPV has commercial breaks. We'll be right back with reactions and the next set of matches. Stay with us folks; We're live."
dorzia Posts: 670 (7/4/04 1:50 pm)	..... that's right baby! double d, i mean, i am one step closer to capturing the big gold belt! I've had tougher times blowing coke off a stripper's a** than I did with that no talent jobber burt mangle.
HitmanDX Posts: 267 (7/4/04 2:31 pm)	Re: ..... What did I tell you? The Great Jobba was no match for me.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2843 (7/4/04 2:32 pm)	Re: ..... Shazz: "We're back, folks, with the next round of quarter final matches. First up, 8Syxx takes on the Wrestling Retard, You-Gene." An angry-looking 8Syxx comes to the ring. He goes to discuss something with the time keeper. You-Gene comes to the ring riding an elephant and wearing a toga and yelling: "WrestleMania 9, baby!". You-Gene enters the ring and crawls to the ring corner, when 8Syxx gives him a vicious chair shot! You-Gene falls to the mat, while 8Syxx keeps pounding him with the chair and screaming: "Wrestle your way outta this, >BEEEEEP<". The bell rings repeatedly as referees try to restrain 8Syxx. You-Gene is carried away, as Double D comes out on the entrance ramp in full Ceasar regalia. DD: "I promised the people a new champ and a new champ they'll have. This tournament will have NO DQ! Going on to the semi finals: 8Syxx!!" 8Syxx celebrate in the ring as the fans boo. Shazz: "Bah GOD, that was one hellacious match. Next up is Double D vs. The Hardcore and Tag Team Champ, Adam Bomb." Both men make their way to the ring and pose for 20 minutes. The bell rings and they talk in the middle of the ring. An agreement is apparently acheived and the two lock up. A-Bomb slaps on a headlock and holds it for 5 minutes. Double D finally reverses it into a headlock of his own. This goes on for 30 minutes. At the 32 minute mark, Double D pass out and A-Bomb is declared the winner. Shazz: "Bah GOD, what an upset. Could we have our first ever Triple Champeen? But we have more exciting action right now with Fettster vs. MordeCrap." Fettster enters the ring, posing and gyrating. MordeCrap comes to the ring carrying an oversized toilet with "BoardMongers" written on the side. Suddenly the ring announcer cuts in: "The referee has just informed me that MordeCrap is bring a foreign object to the ring and that is against the rules, so MordeCrap has been Disqualified! Your winner and entering into the Semifinal: Fettster!" A livid MordeCrap is pulled from the ring as Fettster celebrates in the ring Shazz: "In 70 years in wrestling, I have never seen anything as hellacious as that! Bah GOD, henious! Next, Mproxx vs. Jushin "Thunder" Liger." Both men enter the ring. They shake hands and put on a technical master piece. Suddenly the ring announcer says: "1 minute untill the time limit expires!" Liger and Mproxx shake their heads as Mproxx climbs to the top and does a 360 Frankensteiner into a roll up for the pin. Both men get standing ovations from the audience. As MProxx is about to exit, the nBo rush him and gives him a prolonged beatdown. As they leave 8Syxx says "How's that for extreme?" and spits on the battered and bruised MProxx. Shazz: "I hope he's allright.... But up next we have Nut Bunnies vs. FreeHHH." NB comes to the ring twirling his moustache. A long wait for FreeHHH follows. The ring announcer finally says: "Ladies and gentlemen, it turns out that FreeHHH has been locked up and is unable to make it here tonight. Your winner and semifinalist, Nut Bunnies!". The crowd is puzzled and begins to feel they've wasted their money. Shazz: "Bah GOD, these men gave you of their bodies, of their souls. Henious! Now, the final match in our Quarterfinal round matches, Stone Cold Scott Alcohall vs. Respectmeordye." Respectmeordye comes to the ring to boos and after a 15 minute pause, STSA stumbles to the ring. Respectmeordye extends his hand, "Da Bad Guy" looks as it and promptly smashes his JD bottle on the head of Res..(that's it! I ain't typint that longass name again. From now on he's Res.). Res goes down with blood spurting from his head, but STSA picks him up and drags him to the entrance ramp. "Induct this" he yells and throws Res into the ramp. He drags Res onto the ramp and throws him off, then jumps onto him and follows with a Stone Cold Stunner. Having used all his energy STSA collapses on Res for the two count. EMT's carry STSA off on a strecther. Res is left for the janitor. Shazz: "OH MY GOD! What a slobberknocker! That hoss beat him like a government mule from here to Oklahoma. I wonder if he is still alive. Stay tuned and find out... right after these messages "
dorzia Posts: 671 (7/4/04 2:40 pm)	..... the camera catches a backstage talk between dorzia and double d where double d is shoving and yelling at him for not interfeering and helping himn win. dorzia explains that he was taking the 30 minute opportunity to sleep with adam's girlfriend while he was wrestling. double understands cuz in the nBo it's hos before bros. dorzia vows that tonight is his night and not to worry because if he does win the belt, he's got a special suprise for him on nitraw. and it involves the title and a special announcement. good god, we've seen this crap before.
Bobafett Posts: 550 (7/4/04 2:41 pm)	Hell Yeah!!!!! MordeCrap..even though we never even locked up..I just wanna say..I'd beat you anyway..wanna know why?..you wanna inspire fear into others..well you see fear is an emotion I have a certian appreciation of, I can see it in other wrestlers. And its a useful thing to use against them, it muddies their reasoning processes, so they fall prey to panic and random, chaotic behavior patterns. Then you can destroy them like worthless jobbers. Other than that, I have no PERSONAL awareness of such a thing, it does not exsist inside of me..I WILL be champion! Edited by: Bobafett at: 7/4/04 2:43 pm
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 439 (7/4/04 2:54 pm) ezSupporter	Re: Hell Yeah!!!!! 8Syxx: You-Gene, I told you that pin in my training session. was a fluke. Whoever is next, prepare to get knockout nBo style!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2845 (7/4/04 3:10 pm)	Re: Hell Yeah!!!!! Shazz: "We're back folks and Dorzia is set to take on fellow nBoite, HearBreak Hitman Bret Michaels." Both men enter the ring in 20 minute entrances and poses. They talk and laugh. The bell rings and they shake hands. Headlock by Dorzia. Reversal into headlock by HBH. 20 minutes of various restholds follow. Shazz sells it like it's the most intense match he's ever called. Suddenly HBH slaps on the ShapShtter and Dorzia taps after 5 minutes of struggle (though all the internet smarks could see that it wasn't applied to cause any pain at all). Dorzia leaves the ring in anger as HBH runs after him with an apologetic face:* Shazz: "Trouble within the nBo? Bah GOD, that would be henious! Next, it's the battle of the former stable mates 8Syxx and A-Bomb. Bah GOD, will they be bitter friends, stiffer enemies? Let's find out." Both men come to the ring. They talk and look concerned. 8Syxx shakes his head and tells A-Bomb 'that's what we're gonna do!'. The bell rings and 8Syxx lays down in the middle of the ring. A-Bomb reluctantly cover him and is declared the winner. The two embrace, 8Syxx raises A-Bombs hand and they both drink several beers before staggering from the ring. Shazz: "Wauw, what a grudge match. I don't think we've seen the last of this rivalry. But can they ever be friends again? And did a nBo member just put someone over clean? As we ponder those questions, it's Fettster vs. Mproxx... wait a minute. I've just been informed that Mproxx has been rushed to the hospital as a result of the vicious beating he received earlier. And apparently someone urinated in his IV. So Fettster goes on to the next round. No, wait... he's coming out? What's this?" Fettster: "STSA is too dru... don't want to fight his buddy Nut Bunnies, so I'm here to do it for him. Bring him on!" NB enters but is attacked from behind by STSA. The nBoites beat the poor Nut Bunnies for several minutes. STSA once more collapses and Fettster counts the three. Fettster and STSA celebrate in the ring with several beers. NB comes to and is given a beer as STSA says 'Hey, mang, nuthin' personal, mang... is just bizness, mang... nBo bizness...' and gives NB a stunner. Shazz: "What a couple of henious hoss' those nBo sumb****s is. Bah GOD, what hellacious behaviour. Anyways, that's it for this round. After the break, we'll have the semis with The Heartbreak Hitman facing A-Bomb and Fettster and Scott Alcohall squaring off. Don't miss it for the world!"
HitmanDX Posts: 268 (7/4/04 3:18 pm)	Re: Hell Yeah!!!!! Hey Dorzia, no hard feelings, right? I'll make you a deal. When I win this tournament and the title, you'll be the first person in line for a title shot. How does that sound?
Bobafett Posts: 551 (7/4/04 3:21 pm)	No offence No Offense SCSA..but I wanna win that title..she belongs to me to show you how sporting I am..heres a gift..5 crates of "Stella Artois" premium Belgian beer..best beer in Europe..and its all for you..
mprox666 Member Posts: 74 (7/4/04 3:23 pm)	Re: Hell Yeah!!!!! OOC: hey DD didnt want the belt...... just trying to help out a bit due to you lot losing (temp) a couple of members of the nbo, the urinating in my iv..... funny but had worse .... anyway just let me hit someone with my un-sanctioned belt ( ewt tag pref new champ just for the hell of it ...... what with me being the competition it fits i think.) but hey cheers for the decent match ,........ glad i didnt have to write it been in the pub a few hours and took me a few mins to do this.
Bobafett Posts: 552 (7/4/04 3:32 pm)	Oh.. just FYI..Lita's pregnant with MY baby (well she is one of my lovely ladies)..thats why she isn't joining me n the ring.Daffney and Steph are looking after her in my hotel room (btw..I'm wprking on an angle with this..you'll see)
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2846 (7/4/04 3:33 pm)	Re: Hell Yeah!!!!! Shazz: "We're back, folks, and it's time for HBH vs. A-Bomb. Which of these young, hungry up and comers will prevail in yet another nBo match?" Both men come to the ring, shake hands and start brawling. Both are showing some skill and the crowd is getting into it. Both hit their finishers, their opponents no-sell it and follows up with using each others finishers, suddenly, A-Bomb rolls HBH up and grab his tights while holding on to the rope. Though it's clearly in full view of the ref, the 3 count is made and A-Bomb declared the winner. HBH shakes his head, but raises A-Bomb's hand and both drink several beers as the crowd boos at the crappy and nonsenscial screw job finish. Shazz: "Bah GOD, what a henious match. They almost broke a sweat. What a classic, what a clinic, what a slobberknocker! Next it's Fettster vs. Stone Cold Scott AlcoHall." Fettster comes to the ring and poses. After a while STSA stumble to the ring. Fettster call for beers and they drink up. Suddenly STSA passes out. Fettster shrugs and pins his fallen comrade. Fettster goes on to the final. Afterwards Fettster helps STSA to the back. Shazz: "We've reached the earthshattering, cataclysmic final, folks! Who will be the new Champeen? Bah GOD, this is the greatest moment in the history of our board, bah GOD!" Double D comes out on the entrance ramp Shazz: "What's this about?" DD: "I promised you people a new champ and that you will get. Because I always give the audience exactly what they want loud boos and chants about manure throughout the arena. So I will give you the greatest main event in the history of.... uhm... history. That's right, as of now, the main event will be cut to commercial
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 440 (7/4/04 3:35 pm) ezSupporter	Re: Hell Yeah!!!!! 8Syxx: A Bomb and myself may no longer be nBo Wolfpac, we are stil 4 LIFE! While HBH may be the best is, was, and ever will be, A Bomb is the current and defending Hardcore and World Tag Champ. Never count out the Ghetto Nightmare.
HitmanDX Posts: 269 (7/4/04 3:37 pm)	Re: Hell Yeah!!!!! May the best no-seller win.
Bobafett Posts: 553 (7/4/04 3:41 pm)	well.. All I'm gonna say is..Fetster will win..why..look at Boba Fetts track record..not only did he no-sell the Sarlacc but he refused to job to Vader...Darth Vader that is..(Read the comic Boba Fett: Enemy of the Empire)..A Bomb..Fett 2:13 says You can't smell what the Fettster's cookin' cos I don't cook..that's what my Lovely Ladies do..I don't care if you are a Hoss..I'm gonna make hay while the sun shines and beat you like a government mule..and thats the bottom line..its my title..SHE...BE...MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..brother! WOOOOOOOOO! Edited by: Bobafett at: 7/4/04 3:43 pm
Bobafett Posts: 555 (7/4/04 4:01 pm)	Commercial This following commercial is for "Santas Little Helper Elf Condoms" http://www.joecartoon.com/pages/santayodaddy/ Edited by: Bobafett at: 7/4/04 4:02 pm
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2848 (7/4/04 4:02 pm)	Re: well.. DD: "As I was saying before the commercial, the main event will be a battle royal where all the contestants in the tournament enter and the last one will be declared winner and new champeen, thus making all previous rounds a waste of PPV time!" Shazz: "Bah GOD, that s.o.b. Double D. This is the most hellaciously henious thing ever! Stay tuned to see how it turns out after this message from our sponsors!"
dorzia Posts: 672 (7/4/04 4:07 pm)	..... oh yes. it helps to be best freinds with the booker. i already knew this was the main event and that's why i tapped out in my match. so i'll be at full strength in case anyone forgets who is supposed to win this thing. and i think you all know what i mean.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2849 (7/4/04 5:09 pm)	Re: ..... Shazz: "We've reached the main event of this PPV and, folks, we have seen it all here tonight. But now, we'll behold a spectacle like no other in a henious battle royal!" Everyone except Angle, Liger, You-Gene and Mproxx, enter the ring. Bell rings and unconvincing brawling goes on. Stone Cold Scott AlcoHall is the first eliminated when he spots a fan with a beer and dives out of the ring to get the beer. People fall out and are eliminated in unconvincing and stupid manners, when suddenly Mproxx storms the ring and knock 8syxx and Fettster over the top rope with his EWT something-or-other belt. HBH then Sweet Chin Muzaks Mproxx to the outside, which he sells like a nuclear blast to the head. unfortunately, this leaves HBH off balance and he falls out of the ring leaving only Dorzia and Double D. The audience gives a collective groan as the match grinds to a screeching halt. The two talk, laugh and DD warms up his right index finger as Dorzia puts out his chest. Shazz: "OH MY GOD!! He's going for the fingerpoke of doom! Fingerpoke! Fingerpoke! Fingerpo... OH MY GAWD! Dorzia just grabbed DD's arms and turn the poke into a crossface! DD IS TAPPING! HE'S TAPPING! He didn't even hit the mat before he started tapping! He started tapping in midair! Bah GOD! New Champ! New Champ! New Champ! Dorzia is the new Worlds Heavyweight Champeen of The world! And Double D is still tapping even though the hold has been released and he's out cold. This has been the greatest night in the history of our board!" An unconcious Double D is taken away on a strecther as Dorzia celebrates in the ring Shazz: "Bah GOD, what a NitRaw it will be tomorrow! Folks we're outta time!"
Nut Bunnies Member Posts: 664 (7/4/04 5:15 pm)	Re: ..... ::Puts JudoChop in a glass case and fills it with cement:: Statement from WCFParents.com: "JudoChop didn't REALLY die, he...oh, who are we kidding, he's @#%$ dead." PERRRRR-FECTION.
mprox666 Member Posts: 79 (7/4/04 5:42 pm)	Re: ..... OOC: "HBH then Sweet Chin Muzaks Mproxx to the outside, which he sells like a nuclear blast to the head." damn i forgot the B.N.O. oversells everything ....... thanks DD put me back on the path to ripping you lot off.
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 937 (7/4/04 10:06 pm)	Re: ..... *Quote:* Respectmeordye comes to the ring to boos and after a 15 minute pause, STSA stumbles to the ring. Respectmeordye extends his hand, "Da Bad Guy" looks as it and promptly smashes his JD bottle on the head of Res..(that's it! I ain't typint that longass name again. From now on he's Res.). Res goes down with blood spurting from his head, but STSA picks him up and drags him to the entrance ramp. "Induct this" he yells and throws Res into the ramp. He drags Res onto the ramp and throws him off, then jumps onto him and follows with a Stone Cold Stunner. Having used all his energy STSA collapses on Res for the two count. EMT's carry STSA off on a strecther. Res is left for the janitor. ooc: Best.. Match.. Ever.. Yeah, I cheat. You Wanna Play 21? I Got 22!
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 938 (7/4/04 10:14 pm)	Re: ..... *Quote:* Fettster comes to the ring and poses. After a while STSA stumble to the ring. Fettster call for beers and they drink up. Suddenly STSA passes out. Fettster shrugs and pins his fallen comrade. Fettster goes on to the final. Afterwards Fettster helps STSA to the back. "Like... it's ok, chico. I mean, I, like.. don't really remember it? So.. uhh.. it kinda didn't really happen. And, we're... like.. nBo, so it's cool, mang." *Quote:* ::Puts JudoChop in a glass case and fills it with cement:: No-Sells The Entire Attack "Yeah, you just wait, mang coughs up cement When NitRaw comes on, chico.. I'm, like.. only gonna have a bandaid on my head. Know why? Cause, like... I've got machismo, mang." Yeah, I cheat. You Wanna Play 21? I Got 22!
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 566 (7/5/04 12:31 am)	PPV results A few comments on the tourney. 1. "Heartbreak Hitman BRET MICHAELS"-Hey do you think he'll play "Every Rose Has Its Thorn"?!?! POISON Rocks!!!!!! 2. "Judochop in a glass case"-One quick question...Is he IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!!!!!???!?!?! 3. There's a rumor on the internet that DSR might be re-joining the nBo. Internet smarks are worried he'll ruin his career. There's no evidence that backs this rumor up, but the internet is going crazy over it.
dorzia Posts: 673 (7/5/04 2:26 am)	..... rumor floating around is that nitraw will be given extra time by the network for dorzia's runored 5 hour promo tonight! don't miss it!
Bobafett Posts: 558 (7/5/04 8:07 am)	An announcement!!!!!!!!! Due to Lita's pregnancy..I've asked for her hand in marriage..no child of mine will gro up a bastard..but seeing as that would be unfair to the others.I am marrying all 3 of my lovely ladies..yep.Lita, Stephanie AND Daffney.. I already hired a preacher All the nBo guys are invited..its in our WM 9 ring at ceasers palace..and..Double D..wanna be my best man?
Nut Bunnies Member Posts: 672 (7/5/04 8:13 am)	Re: An announcement!!!!!!!!! *Quote:* "Yeah, you just wait, mang coughs up cement When NitRaw comes on, chico.. I'm, like.. only gonna have a bandaid on my head. Know why? Cause, like... I've got machismo, mang." ::Looks up "machismo":: "The ability to consume any substance and come away unharmed." Huh. PERRRRR-FECTION.
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 441 (7/5/04 9:57 am) ezSupporter	Re: An announcement!!!!!!!!! Fettster, you can't get married just yet, we have to throw you a bachelor party nBo style.
Nut Bunnies Member Posts: 674 (7/5/04 11:55 am)	Re: An announcement!!!!!!!!! I assume the who...er...stripper will be squashed? PERRRRR-FECTION.
dorzia Posts: 674 (7/5/04 12:21 pm)	..... commercial airs showing highlights of last nights tournament, and hypes new champion dorzia's state of the board adress tonight on nitraw..... where it all gets rehashed...again!
Bobafett Posts: 559 (7/5/04 12:22 pm)	well.. Let the party begin..as for the stripper.... Nidia ok?... Let the party commence... I'm getting married tomorrow
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1193 (7/5/04 12:52 pm)	-- Brother dorzia first off congrats on your title win.. since I didn't get a chance to participate in the PPV I'm gonna be an opponent in your first title defense! That's right I"m challenging you! it'll be you, me, and some jobber in triple threat match... which I think we know how that's gonna go, but hey it's a title match.. we'll overhype the possible tension tween us and the 'dark horse' jobber as if you'll drop the strap.. title defense=ratings! Fettster.. the bachelor party is a go.. but hey hold off a couple days on the wedding. she's not THAT pregnant, so if you'll hang on we can air the entire thing on Blunder, kill the entire two hours and not put anyone in danger during a match.. cuz let's be honest none of us will be in any condition to work safely. We'll call it " A VERY SPECIAL BLUNDER" and try to pick up some crossover ratings. It's all promotional stuff- I've gotta be concerned with these things and to put on the production, my director on Ka-Zar of the Savage Land, one Kevin Smith- more cursing than your average wedding video= of course RATINGS nBo- Serving up potatoes with a side o' squash
Nut Bunnies Member Posts: 675 (7/5/04 2:01 pm)	Re: -- ::Sends a male stripper to the party:: ::Twirls moustache:: PERRRRR-FECTION.
dorzia Posts: 676 (7/5/04 4:33 pm)	..... nitraw opens with a truck shaped like a bottle of jack daniels driving the new champ to the ring. dorzia gets in the ring... *cut the music. tonight is the start of a new era in the wcf. now don't get me wrong, this isn't some stupid face turn, this isn't a swerve. this is me taking control of this company! the nBo is not disbanding. we are still the backstage poloticin', ho bangin', wife swappin, no sellin, ego strokin, drug snortin, heat stealin, sob's. who squash all the jobbers and make em cry. but double d, you old, fat, moderator. you are not generating money. and i need to support a large drug and drinking habbit! so to all nBo members, i am drawing a line in the sand! you are either with me or with double d. that's just the way it's gotta be! this is the star of a new era... where it all gets rehashed...again!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2860 (7/6/04 4:19 am)	Re: ..... Double D staggers to the ring to a deafining chant of "you tapped out" I don't care what you ugly fans say. I was legitimately hurt and Dorzia tried to capitalize on my injury to get himself over. But, as I hear the unappreciating scum in this arena, I know I've made the right decision when I say: I QUIT!!! Drops mic and leaves
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 945 (7/6/04 5:40 am)	"Da Bad Guy" Stone Cold "Big" Scott Alco AlcoHall is backstage, leaning against a wall, preparing for his interview "Uhh... like, where's the interview mang at.. mang? C'mon, I've got, like.. livin' to do, chico." Geraldo Rivera slithers into the camera's frame of vision "Viewers.. I am Geraldo Rivera and I'm standing by with a man synonomous with glory.. with athleticism... with passion for the sport. Yes fans, I, Geraldo Rivera, am standing alongside "Da Bad Guy" Stone Cold "Big" Scott AlcoHall." "Uhh... hey yo." "Scott, tonight, you have a highly anticipated match-up against goldstud69. Your thoughts going into this unpredictable bout?" "Ummm-pruh-dictable? Like, dis'll be a squash, mang." " whispering Psst, hype the match, act like he's got a chance... for the ratings." "Uhh? Oh yeah! Like... dat mang, he's a bad mang, ya know? He wan's to take a wil' ride wid "Da Bad Guy"? I'mma buss' you up, chico!" "Fans... I, Geraldo Rivera, don't know about you all... but those words are the words... of a champion. wipes away a tear Few times in life are we granted the supreme opportunity to speak to living legends. Sure.. Ghandi has passed. Mother Theresa as well. Jesus Christ will live on in our hearts, ladies and gentleman. But.. there will never be another man such as the one I'm standing with... "Da Bad Guy" Stone Cold "Big" Scott AlcoHall." AlcoHall doubles over and coughs up a cigarette butt "I'm Geraldo Rivera..." Yeah, I cheat. You Wanna Play 21? I Got 22!
HitmanDX Posts: 275 (7/6/04 7:43 am)	Re: "Da Bad Guy" Stone Cold "Big" Scott Heartbreak Hitman emerges from a limo when he is approached by Michael Cole MC: HBH, what are your thoughts on this past Sunday's PPV? HBH: Well Cole, I gave it my best shot, but mark my words: I will win that world title someday. Now if you'll excuse me, I have an announcement to make. HBH walks out to the ring HBH: You know, nowadays, everyone needs attention, even if you're a part of the nBo. What I'm about to do right now will rock the WCF's foundation. Allow me to introduce the newest member of the nBo! Out comes a guy with long, jet black hair in a T-shirt and jeans HBH: This guy goes by the name of Gasoline. I've hired him as a bodyguard not just for me, but for the entire nBo. So to all you guys in the back, watch your step. You thought we were in control before? You ain't seen nothing yet. Now we're unstoppable!! JR: BAH GAWD! Is there anyone who can stop the nBo? King: Haven't you been paying attention JR? He said no one can stop the nBo.
Bobafett Posts: 570 (7/6/04 8:05 am)	Wedding of the year tonight! guys..remember and be here..(I'm going away this weekend so using a honeymoon angle to explain my absence)
dorzia Posts: 679 (7/6/04 9:19 am)	..... a wedding and a double d bashing farewell party, as well as a new bodyguard! we are taking over.... again!
curtrok Member Posts: 91 (7/6/04 9:28 am)	Re: ..... Where's my shot! I'm the blue Chipper!
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 443 (7/6/04 9:30 am) ezSupporter	Re: ..... ooc: I'm writing the wedding for Fettster and there are a few things I need to know. DoubleD isn't going to be here right? Is Nut Bunnies nBo? Does anyone not want to be in the wedding? I'll try to write something for everyone to do.
dorzia Posts: 682 (7/6/04 11:32 am)	..... no, double d will not be there. quit livin in the past brother. it is the dawn of a new day! let the jack d flow!
Nut Bunnies Member Posts: 694 (7/6/04 11:33 am)	Re: ..... *Quote:* Is Nut Bunnies nBo? WHO KNOWS??? ::Twirls moustache:: PERRRRR-FECTION.
toomiguci Member Posts: 879 (7/6/04 11:37 am)	Re: ..... OOC: If Doubley D starts a new thread to try to rival your thread & my thread, I am suing for thread infringement since I started the whole, "I quit" & start my own thread thing. GOT IT???? ********************** Da na, da na, da na na na na na na na....SALSA SHARK!!! We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. There's a shark in the salsa. Our shark. *************************
Nut Bunnies Member Posts: 696 (7/6/04 11:40 am)	Re: ..... *Quote:* I started the whole start my own thread thing Does that mean you invented message boards? PERRRRR-FECTION.
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 447 (7/6/04 11:43 am) ezSupporter	Re: ..... No no Nutbunnies, if you were nBo you would no-sell that post.
toomiguci Member Posts: 883 (7/6/04 11:55 am)	Re: ..... *Quote:* Does that mean you invented message boards? Silly goose, I'm talking about the 2 thread angles going on...the WCF & EWT. Silly silly bunny rabbit. ********************** Da na, da na, da na na na na na na na....SALSA SHARK!!! We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. There's a shark in the salsa. Our shark. *************************
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 448 (7/6/04 12:26 pm) ezSupporter	A Very Special Blunder J.R.: Hello and welcome to a very special episode of Blunder. Tonight you will witness the wedding of the Fettster to his 3 lovely brides. This has been taped and you are seeing it for the first time. . . . . The camera opens up to Ceasers Palace where all the guests are seated at ring side. The bridesmaids are Nidia, Molly, and Torrie. There are no groom or groomsmen. Suddenly, the piano player plays the nBo theme and out walks Fettster followed by his groomsmen: Dorzia, "Da Bad Guy" Stone Cold "Big" Scott Alcohall, $$$ the Game-uh, Jonathan Bollywood LayDownForMeOrYourCareerIsCandidoooooooo, 8Syxx, A-Bomb, and the Heartbreak Hitman Bret Michaels and his body guard Gasoline. HBK, Marty Jannetty, and Sting start singing "Here comes the Bride" and out walks Lita who is be given away by Keeng. Once Lita is at the alter, Keeng rushes to the back and escorts Stephanie to the alter. Keeng then escorts the final bride, Daffney, to the alter. Ted DiBiase: Dear friends, we are gathered here today to witness the union of marriage between Fettster and Lita, Stephanie, and Daffney. Before we get started, is there anyone who objects to this marriage. Scott Alcohall: Hey yo!! I'll have two of those mang. The Game-uh: He isn't asking if you want drinks. Alcohall: Sorry mang. I thought this was a fancy party. DiBiase: Since there are no objections, can the ring bearers please bring the rings forward. Nidia brings the brides' rings forward. The groomsmen start looking in all their pockets. After a few minutes, Dorzia holds up his bottle of Jack. Dorzia: How did they get down in there? Give me a minute to get them out. Dorzia starts drinking the bottle of Jack and the only thing left in the bottle are the rings. Dorzia turns it upside down and the rings falls out. Dorzia wipes them off and hands it to DiBiase. DiBiase: Lita, do you take this man to be your husband? To love and to hold, in sickness and in health, till death do you part? Lita: I do. (Lita places a ring on Fettster's finger) DiBiase: Stephanie, do you take this man to be your husband? To love and to hold, in sickness and in health, till death do you part? Stephanie: I do. (Stephanie places a ring on Fettster's finger) DiBiase: Daffney, do you take this man to be your husband? To love and to hold, in sickness and in health, till death do you part? Daffney: I do. (Daffney places a ring on Fettster's finger) DiBiase: To shorten this, Fettster, do you take these women to be your wives? To love and to hold, in sickness and in health, till death do you part? Fettster: I do. (Fettster places a seprate ring on each of the womens fingers) DiBiase: By the power vested in me by the state of Nevada, I now pronounce you husband and wives. You may now kiss the brides. Fettster kisses all three women. DiBiase: Everyone does have a price and theirs is love. DiBiase does his laugh and the couple leave the ring heading to their limo. Instead of throwing rice at the couple, everyone throws money. Fettster, Lita, Stephanie, and Daffney get in the limo. The groomsmen, instead of using shaving cream on the limo, all pull out a can of spray paint and tag it with nBo logos and Just Married signs. We now see video of that happened after the couple left. Scott Alcohall and Dorzia are at the bar drinking themselves silly, Jonathan Bollywood LayDownForMeOrYourCareerIsCandidoooooooo lays out some guests with some stiff lariets, 8Syxx and A-Bomb are seen talking to some strippers, the Game-uh is talking and feeling up the bridesmaids, and some drunk guests bump into the Heartbreak Hitman but Gasoline botches some powerbombs on them. (Hope you like!)
Bobafett Posts: 574 (7/6/04 12:36 pm)	well.. (Speaking Via phonelink from the Limo) thayt was beautiful..just beautiful..thanks guys..youre the best.
dorzia Posts: 684 (7/6/04 12:45 pm)	..... all of a sudden the camera reveals that the limo driver is actually....... toomi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we're outta time!
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 449 (7/6/04 1:07 pm) ezSupporter	Re: ..... ooc: While that is funny dorzia, Boba didn't want any swerves or the like. 8Syxx: In light of recent events, I felt the need to comment on the state on the WCF and nBo. While I am only a cruiserweight and a mid carder, I still have a voice in the nBo. Dorzia, you are the new World Champ and you gave the rest of the nBo an option to be either with you or with DoubleD. DoubleD quit soon after so we are left with you as our leader. DoubleD set some high standards, or maybe low standards depending on your view point, so I expect the same from you. While I fully expect you to bury the talent in the WCF, if you think you can bury the rest of the nBo, you got another thing come to ya. Remember this gig if 4 LIFE!
dorzia Posts: 685 (7/6/04 1:38 pm)	..... whoa brother! you got it all wrong my man! By no means am I lookin to bury or disband the brotherhood! we just had to shed some dead weight. I wasn't going to tell anyone this but the last time we were out drinking, double d told me he had plans to drop the belt to george w bush and then challenge him to a title vs presidency unification match. the guy has clearly lost it. but you, 86, have not. you are the nBo's workhorse, and you are the new cruiserposter champion! enjoy it my brother.
Nut Bunnies Member Posts: 697 (7/6/04 1:38 pm)	Re: ..... *Quote:* No no Nutbunnies, if you were nBo you would no-sell that post. ::Sighs:: NO SELLS IT PERRRRR-FECTION.
toomiguci Member Posts: 885 (7/6/04 5:04 pm)	Re: ..... Hey, wait a minute. I object to me driving the limo. I don't wanna ruin a wedding. Holy matrimony is a beautiful thing & I wish fettster & his 3 sluts, er, um, brides the best of luck. I even have a gift for them. A crane brings a big box outside the church & Toom E opens it. Out comes kanyon, singing a touching rendition of Celine Dion's love song from Titanic while dressed as Celine Dion ********************** Da na, da na, da na na na na na na na....SALSA SHARK!!! We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. There's a shark in the salsa. Our shark. ************************* Edited by: toomiguci at: 7/6/04 6:07 pm
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1208 (7/6/04 5:06 pm)	-- It's not wrapped in the shape of a giant egg is it? Yeesh, my comedy has suffered greatly during my short absence.. here I am with no direction whatsoever.. what will become of the Game-uh?
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 162 (7/6/04 5:21 pm)	Re: -- <walks down to the ring accompanied by Steven Richards and 8Syxx> A-Bomb: Adam Bomb is back and blacker than ever! What will happen to the nBo since my father Double D left the WCF? More drinking, more botching, and more smoking. I would also like to wish Double D good luck since he parted ways with the WCF and the nBo. Today marks a new era in the WCF and Dorzia is going to be the one to lead us into that new era. So watch out because the nBo is bigger and badder than ever. nBo4Life
dorzia Posts: 687 (7/6/04 6:08 pm)	..... damn right! I am issuing an open invitation to anyone on any other thread to come here where the big boys get played! we don't promise solid pushes, solid in ring work, solid storylines, but we promise ratings! overpriced merchandise sales! self glorifying promos! and ratings! so come one come all and help us put every other thread out of business!
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1209 (7/6/04 6:35 pm)	--- confused and despondent about his place in the WCF since he returned from his self-imposed exile $$$ roams the corridors of Caesar's.. noticing how much the brand he helped found has changed.. this new venue doesn't even have the expensive $limtron that bore his name. Once one of the most powerful men on the thread, head booker, and deliverer of intensely unfair memos and shilling of merchandise all while changing gimmicks like a spastic Ed Leslie ( Ed Leslie joke #4,362) his return garnered no fanfare, in fact he didn't even receive a slot on the PPV or a shot at the title that most messageboard faction fans feel has been his due for months.. while on the set of Ka-zar of the Savage Land he found an odd affinity for working, performing his own stunts, and actually skilled action, even acceptance of a face- perhaps it's time for a change if not in attitude then in location, somewhere his confusion can be assuaged, and he'll find appreciation and acceptance that has lacked since his return ... still4life but maybe not 4here.. gets into the custom $$$ limo and speeds off into the night takes a right down B street cruises down I 44 hangs a left up N orth parkway continues on down G rand central till he arrives here O utside his destination.. and goes inside..
dorzia Posts: 688 (7/7/04 3:22 am)	..... $ay it aint $o $lim.....$ay it aint $o.
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 455 (7/7/04 5:48 am) ezSupporter	Re: ..... I'm gonna go ahead and finish this thread out nBo style. n
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 456 (7/7/04 5:49 am) ezSupporter	Re: ..... B
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 457 (7/7/04 5:50 am) ezSupporter	Re: ..... o
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 458 (7/7/04 5:51 am) ezSupporter	Re: ..... 4
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 459 (7/7/04 5:53 am) ezSupporter	Re: ..... LIFE!!!
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 460 (7/7/04 5:54 am) ezSupporter	Re: ..... nBo 4 LIFE!!!!!