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toomiguci Member Posts: 698 (6/10/04 9:09 pm)	Take that.... Toomiguci enters a building & has a vision This is where it begins anew. The nBo likes to swerve & change whatever they wish because they are afraid of the true outcome. So now, I, Toomiguci, will build my own thread. A thread with no rules, no holes barred, no count outs, no dq's, nothing. Hopefully I can get the backing I need. And that I won't bounce any checks. A revolutionary thread is coming. And it starts right here in this Bingo Hall. Toomiguci walks up to a platform & grabs the Bingo Callers mic Get the hell out of my building B4 I call security on your asses. This is now the EWT!!!! Old Lady: B4? I GOT BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!! A small chant starts to break out of the rest of the old folks EWT!!! EWT!!! EWT!!! EWT!!! *Quote:* Extreme Wrestlecrap Thread
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2205 (6/11/04 12:18 am)	Re: Take that.... Hey, we of the nBo welcome this idea. We'll just loot your talent and rip off your innovative new ideas, water them down and present them as our own. This... is extreme. Extreme nBo, that is. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Spits on floor of bingo hall and leaves in a limo nBo - We make innovation obsolete. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
toomiguci Member Posts: 702 (6/11/04 12:06 pm)	Re: Take that.... I may not be a mod, but I control this thread. And soon, soon, we will be bigger, better, & badder then the WCF & the nBo. Why? Because I have the brains, soon I will have the talent, & I have the backing now. It only took 30 mortgages on my home to do so. So, come one, come all & be a part of the Revolution. The EWT, Extreme Wrestlecrap Thread.
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 605 (6/11/04 1:05 pm)	... Talent? Ha! Don't you realize talent means nothing? Want proof? Look at the nBo! Do you SEE any talent in this pool?
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 248 (6/11/04 1:08 pm)	Re: ... no talent = ratings nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1025 (6/11/04 2:24 pm)	-- well this is easy enuff to take care of..castaway with shadows- the toomiguci story.. which was SURE to break box office records? shelved indefinetely. not even yo mama's gonna see it.. we own the rights, we won't distribute it to her.. till this "thread extension " nonsense comes to a stop. You wanted h'wood? never gonna see anything but the streets of West hollywood w/out us.. read yer contract! nBo- we peed in your talent pool.
toomiguci Member Posts: 704 (6/11/04 4:16 pm)	Re: -- Slim, there's one problem to your little theory. I quit your thread. I am done with your company. This isn't an expansion, it's a whole new company. And this company is EXTREME!!!! As for the movie, ya can't shelve what's already been seen by millions & millions of peopkle. To think, in one day it hit #1 in theatres. Everybody in America saw it. And don't say they didn't, because I have the Box Office Numbers right here. Don't try to swerve me, don't try to change my story. I'm sick of it, sick of it I say. And that's why I branched out on my own. So you can take your pathetic "Attitude" & stick it where the sun don't shine. And in the case of your pale body, I guess that would be anywhere on you, since you look like you haven't seen the light of day in years.
dorzia Posts: 590 (6/11/04 4:22 pm)	..... you might as well name yourself toom e. cuz we are prepared to steal more ideas and talent from you than paul e ever dreamed of. you may promise pushes and innovative ideas and work rates, but you are in a bingo thread! we have over 1,100 posts, and two locked threads to back us. nBo- you respect em' and push em'.... we pay em and squash em!
mprox666 Member Posts: 25 (6/11/04 7:34 pm)	anti-streak mprox walks into toomi's EWT ring walks right through into the crowd and back into the uh-oh thread while muttering " wow that was boring EWT my arse!"
sievetronix Member Posts: 232 (6/11/04 9:00 pm)	Re: anti-streak jus got released looking for a job... i have potatoed more wrestlers than anyone... that makes me hardcore right?
toomiguci Member Posts: 706 (6/12/04 6:59 am)	Re: anti-streak You are hired, my friend. And being the first official non-nBo poster here, you are now the Franchise & the EWT Heavyweight Champion. Now shows these goons how it's done.
HitmanDX Posts: 213 (6/12/04 8:30 am)	Re: anti-streak Ha! Try as you might, but when the smoke clears, the nBo will still be standing tall. nBo- Don't hate us just cause we're better than you. The Hitman has spoken.
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1026 (6/12/04 9:08 am)	-- ok everybody out! all the nBo that is.. guys let's go back to the uh oh thread.. the poisonn obviously isn't wanted here.. I'm gonna let toomi have this lil Eunuchs Without Titles experiment. I wish them luck! Competition will only make us stronger. Go ahead n build this lil dog n pony show up, so that once it's up and running, it'll actually be WORTH taking over. to that end, toomi as a good faith gift, take cardboard russo to get you started, and when you're ready to bring it to the boys let us know. take advantage of our generosity now, only happen once. and pasty? me? at the moment sure? but you try doin an undertaker ripo- er homage for about a month and see how well your tan looks. but good luck in getting started. enjoy meager success now and don't get too upset when it's all taken away sometime without warning, nothing personal.. jus business.
toomiguci Member Posts: 708 (6/12/04 1:01 pm)	Re: -- Toomiguci walks to the center of the ring with cardboard Russo Slim, Slim, Slim, it's nothing personal. It's all about the mighty dollar. And, well, here's what I think of your gift. Toom E takes a chainsaw & starts slicing Cardboard Russo Now excuse me, while I build a bonfire. New Jack runs out from the back with his trashcan & a can of lighter fluid. New Jack proceeds to douse Russo in lighter fluid & tosses him into the trash can Anybody got a light? sievetronix walks out of the back with a flame thrower & aims it into the trash can, where he proceeds to burn Cardboard Russo That, my friend, is what I like to call the Mass Cardboard Incident. Afterall, this is EXTREME!!! Edited by: toomiguci at: 6/12/04 1:05 pm
Bobafett Posts: 337 (6/12/04 1:19 pm)	OK.. Walks into the Arena wearing the WCF IC belt (Like Flair done with the Big Gold belt in '91 when he joined the WWF), with my 3 lovely ladies in tow of course Fettster= "Mind if we join the party?"
toomiguci Member Posts: 712 (6/12/04 1:23 pm)	Re: OK.. Toom E standing in the middle of the ring with New Jack & sievierox, while the trash can still burns with Cardboard Russo in it for the Mass Cardboard Incident Fettster, you want in? I see the belt around your waist, my friend. And I see a burning trash can. If you want in, show me the right thing to do with that piece of crap around your waist. And if I am impressed, then this shiny, new EWT TV Thread Championship is yours. Edited by: toomiguci at: 6/12/04 1:25 pm
mprox666 Member Posts: 27 (6/12/04 6:19 pm)	Re: OK.. ok you give out titles left and right, even one to stevietronix for being the first non nbo poster, coughsd'oh (having to be kind here and not curse dont want to get the dreaded boot, when did test get loose in here?????) i think its time i drop the pro-streak gimmick and use a more me gimmick, mprox.blurred version. (sue me im ripping off matt hardy.) im not linked to the nbo or the EWT, but im bored of being no sold with nearly every post. i dont want a title just a chance to show off, using the blitzed fate i will be, a decent member to any thread if i stay sober. mprox fact, mprox doesn't like spiders but mprox does like beer.
toomiguci Member Posts: 713 (6/12/04 7:15 pm)	Re: OK.. You want in? You got in. And your chance to impress the fans is right...NOW!!!! Your first match will be for the EWT Championship right here on the new Dike TV flagship show, EWT Non-Advertised Show. You will go one on one in a Escalator to Heaven match against sievetronix. The winner is the first man whom rides the Escalator to the top, where the championship belt is hanging. There's a catch though, there is a child on the escalator. Watch out for that child & make sure he doesn't get caught in the escalator while facing your opponent.
HitmanMark Posts: 390 (6/12/04 7:18 pm)	SHOCKER! Announcer: Is that...IS THAT HITMANMARK?! <HMark's in the bingo hall ring> HMark: You know, they said it couldn't be done. You can't swerve the swervemasters, they said. They told me I couldn't manipulate the New Board Order to fit MY purposes. But they were wrong. <takes out a document> I hold in my hand a modified version of my contract. It states that I, HitmanMark, former WCF Heavyweight and Internental Champion, will be granted permission to wrestle NOT ONLY in the WrestleCrap Federation, BUT ALSO on a part time basis with this revolutionary new company! And I will NOT be given a paycut. And here are the signatures right here: DoubleDDudley, $$$, and none other than R.D. Reynolds HIMSELF. How could I have done this, you might ask? Trick the almighty New Board Order? Well, it wasn't easy, at least at first...all it took was some mass servings of two friends of mine, Jack and Jose. I'm sure you've all heard of Mr. Daniels and Senor Cuervos, haven't you all? <cheap pop> Well, the nBo did...dear GOD did they ever...and I had the right signatures on these papers in no time flat. So, let's get this revolution on the road!
toomiguci Member Posts: 715 (6/12/04 8:40 pm)	Re: SHOCKER! Joey Styles: OH MY GOD!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!!!! HITMANMARK HAS NOT ONLY ENTERED THE ARENA, BUT IS NOW UNDER CONTRACT!!!!!!!!! Looks like the nBo is loosing some key people to wrestle in their company. Personally, I think HitmanMark is crazy for his swerve, but he's a brave, brave man. And wrestling in 2 companies is now making him the underdog in the first ever Escalator to Heaven Match. And...OH MY GOD!!! THAT CHILD IS ON THE ESCALATOR!!!!! The Escalator to heaven Match starts up as HitmanMark grabs the child to prevent him from getting stuck in that escalator. The 3-way bout is underway JS: HOLY SMOKES!!!!!! HITMANMARK could have grabbed the strap, but instead has pulled a moonsault off the top of the escalator!!!!!!!!!! The crowd is going crazy here in the EWT Bingo Hall. The match progresses with moves never before seen or sold in the WCF. The fans are going crazy into this one. Fan response is far louder then ever heard before. JS: sevierox is using the kendostick upside both men, whom are busted up. I have never seen wrestlers sell like this before. It's like...they want to give the fans a show. The fans are chanting "Holy @#%$" to the fact that there is selling in this match. If only Dike TV would advertise this show, just maybe we could surpass the other guys in ratings. After 45 minutes of intense action in the ring, HitmanMark & mprox are battling it out on the escalator. Both men get to the top while sevierox is out cold outside the ring. JS: Both men are at the top of the escalator. WAIT A MINUTE!! WAIT A MINUTE!!!! THAT CHILD IS BACK ON THE ESCALATOR!!! OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!! Fans: Save the child clapclapclapclapclap Save the child clapclapclapclapclap Save the child clapclapclapclapclap HitmanMark has mprox in a slam position. instead of slamming him down, he throws mprox with all his might JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!! HITMANMARK HAS THROWN MPROX INTO THE CHILD!!!!!!! THE CHILD IS OFF THE ESCALATOR!! THE CHILD IS OFF THE ESCALATOR!!!!!! HITMANMARK IS AT THE TOP ALONE!!!!! HitmanMark reaches up, his face covered in a bloody mess, grabs the EWT heavyweight Championship, & unstraps it from it's loop. JS: OH MY GOD!!! HE'S DONE IT, HE'S DONE IT!!!!! HITMANMARK HAS WON THE EWT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!! I CAN NOT BELIEVE IT!!!!! THE UNDERDOG HAS DONE IT!!!! I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!!!! Fans: You're our hero clapclapclapclapclap You're our hero clapclapclapclapclap You're our hero clapclapclapclapclap Edited by: toomiguci at: 6/12/04 8:46 pm
sievetronix Member Posts: 240 (6/12/04 9:22 pm)	Re: SHOCKER! awesome all i need is a staple gun, tin foil trash cans, 6 flaming branding irons and a continious loop of louie louie to play and i will be the original hardcore legend.... i run through the crowd smashing everyone over the head with a stop sign stopping only briefly to chug a case of beer smashing each can over my head completly oblivious to the fact that a match might be happening somewhere in the building
Bobafett Posts: 339 (6/13/04 6:06 am)	Hmm.. I got a better Idea..I'll accept the belt..but also keep the WCF IC beltyou see..I'm the Peoples "real" IC champion (I know..I know its daft)..but..(grabs a pen knife and prises the WCF logo off the IC belt..and tosses the WCF logo in the flaming trashcan) will that suffice? Mind if my Lovely Ladies join in too?
toomiguci Member Posts: 717 (6/13/04 6:57 am)	Re: Hmm.. Fettster, if you truly wish to keep that piece of crap around your waist, then you are forcing my hand. What does that mean? It means your first match will be NOW!!! But to make things EXTREME, you will be wrestling mprox in a Tornado Match for the EWT TV Thread Championship not here, but in Iowa. So, the innovative match that I have designed for you 2 is that you will wrestle inside an actual...TORNADO!!!!!
Bobafett Posts: 340 (6/13/04 10:39 am)	OK....... While in the tornado I grab a passing cows cowbell and whacks Mprox over the head with it then covers for the pin..1..2..3.. I then stand with my lovely ladies..IC belt over one shoulder..the TV Thread title over the other... AAAALL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!
HitmanMark Posts: 392 (6/13/04 11:15 am)	MY belt... <post championship match interview...Joey Styles interviews HMark> JS: HMark, you've gotta be feeling pretty good about yourself. 45 minutes of absolute hell, all leading to you holding this company's Heavyweight Title. Insane, man! How do you feel? HMark: <bleeding, wiping blood off his face with a towel> This...this belt...this is only the beginning. My story began in the WCF, and it will continue there...but I feel like I have a home here, too. A place for my legacy to reach. A place where I can be free to give the people my all, to show them that I am a true fighting champion. No more will I have to tolerate drunken opponents who can't even fight, and no more will I be under the nBo's Iron Boot of Death (tm). But I gotta ask the crowd something. See this belt? How would you guys like it if I brought it to the WCF? <crowd boo's ferociously> That's what I thought...but, but, what if I brought it there, AND won the WCF Heavyweight Title, and brought THAT back here?!? <crowd pops like crazy> That settles it, Joey. I'm gonna do what even Ric Flair himself didn't get the chance to do...I'm gonna be a double champion...of TWO wrestling organizations. NOW HIT MY MUSIC!
toomiguci Member Posts: 720 (6/13/04 1:03 pm)	Re: MY belt... Toom E interupts HitmanMark's tv time on Dike TV's Non-Advertised Wrestling Excuse me for a brief second here Hitman. Let me, first off, congratulate you on a job well done, my friend. I hope you liked the stipulations of that match. Escalator to Heaven is one of my many brilliant ideas to bring this company to even bigger & better heights. See how your first match here has brought you greatness already? And may I add, I do like your promise. But I have also noticed Double D is afraid of you, which is why I have my best lawyers in the world working on the legal means of Double D firing you & I promise to get you back into a WCF ring. And, for winning the cmapionship, I will give you a 10% raise as well. You now will received $110 a match. Not to shabby, huh? Now for the real reason I came out here. You see, I recall a little bit of history between you & I. I recall you calling me a...oh, what was the word you used? Goofy sidekick? Oh, I remember very well Mr. Mark. Let me show you what you said to me on may 17th before I was stranded on that desert island: *Quote:* Toom, I keep telling you, I don't need someone in the goofy sidekick roll! I can handle these problems myse- <holds arm up, abruptly brings it down, the pain reminding him he's been hit by a car about three times now>...AAAAAARGH!!! Well, I am not going to strip you of your championship, because you impress me in the ring. But, I am going to book you in your very first title defense at EWT's first ever pay per view, Barely Legal Teenager. And you will be going one on one with the one & only, Terry Funk. But wait, there's more. See, this won't be your everyday match, as we are EXTREME!!!!!!! You & Terry Funk will be wrestling in the Elevator to Hell Match. Now that you survived the Escalator to Heaven Match, it is time to go to HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, & did I forget to mention the pay per view will be held in Montreal?
HitmanMark Posts: 395 (6/13/04 2:05 pm)	You FIEND! Toom E., you seem to know how to hold grudges. But if you wanna play this game, well, that's fine by me. The one and only Terry Funk? Man, I'll feel bad when the time comes to kick his ass...I mean, he is a living hardcore legend and all. Montreal, eh? Hell yes, those bad memories are still alive...but I do have a solution. I do have a way to counteract the "Screw-Job Factor". It's my alter-ego: at Barely Legal Teenager, you won't be seeing the Sexellence of Execution taking on the legendary Terry Funk. Nah, it'll be the man who got me to where I am today, through hard work, broken bones, and sheer ferocity. That's right...it's the return of the Human Hacksaw, the Rabid Siberian Huskey, that's right, THE JERSEYAN CRIPPLER. He's immune to the "Montreal Screw Job Factor" (tm)...but I don't want to be held responsible for any careers he might end. I only want one thing, though, Toom E. Make sure there's a #1 Contender's Match at Barely Legal Teenager. I'm gonna defend this belt every chance I get, so don't keep me hanging. Edited by: HitmanMark at: 6/13/04 2:09 pm
Bobafett Posts: 341 (6/13/04 2:36 pm)	Hey.. (Fettsters Music hits..and Fettster accompanied by his lovely Ladies enters the rin..he has his "Real Peoples IC champion" belt around his waist and the TV thread belt over his shoulder) Why not make this match more interesting..what do ya say Toomi..make this a triple threat..you see I have not 1..but 2 wrestlers at my corner to make sure I win..(Bret Harts Music Hits and Bret Hart walks to the Ring..THEN...RVD's music hits and he heads to the ring) I want this chance..I WILL win
mprox666 Member Posts: 28 (6/13/04 3:22 pm)	exsqueeze me, hold on there......... i get put into two matches instantly, lose both and that trip down the escalator to heaven and the cow bell in the tornado kind of knocked me goofy so if you dont mind i think i'll go lie down now, oh wait done that twice now but hey ratings are ratings. mprox fact: mprox's head hurts....... small children can be tough. mprox fact: mprox never wants to see or hear another cowbell in his life ( ears still ringing!!!)
toomiguci Member Posts: 721 (6/13/04 4:03 pm)	Re: exsqueeze me, Fettster, I am sorry to say, but the answer is NO!!! HitmanMark will defend the title one on one & no 3-Way dance. The Elevator to Hell Match is hard to do in a Triple Threat Match. So, instead, tonight, at Barely Legal Teenager, the Fettster will be defending his EWT TV Thread Championship against a mystery opponent in the opening match. This opponent will not be named until later. And this match will be an Old School Match. No stipulations at all. As for HitmanMark's wish of a #1 Contender's Match. Since he is, afterall, my moneymaker, I will honor his wishes. The match will be a 2 out of 3 Falls Match pitting mprox against an old friend of mine, Richard Simmons. But there's a small catch in this 2 Out of 3 Falls Gauntlet Match. See, the match will open with mprox versus Richard Simmons. Whomever wins the first Fall will move onto the second fall, in which they will face New Jack. If New Jack wins the second fall, then he will face the loser of the first fall. This order will rotate every fall until somebody gets 2 falls. This, & many more matches to come, tonight if you, the fans, order Barely Legal Teenager tonight on pay per view.
mprox666 Member Posts: 29 (6/13/04 5:30 pm)	Re: exsqueeze me, mprox blurred version sits up, Richard Simmons??????, crap im screwed! mprox lies back down. can i start counting the lights now?
toomiguci Member Posts: 723 (6/13/04 6:40 pm)	Re: Barely Legal Teenager Toom E is in the ring with Joey Styles to welcome the crowd of Montreal Ladies & gentlemen, welcome to Montreal. And welcome to Barely Legal Teenager. I now turn the microphone to the best damn play by play annoucer ever, Joey Styles. Joey Styles: OH MY GOD!!!! I'M JOEY STYLES!!!!! Good evening Montreal!!!! Fans: EWT EWT EWT EWT EWT EWT!!!!!!! JS: I now turn the mic over to our ring annoucer. The opening contest is scheduled for 1 Fall with no time limit. Coming to the ring first, escorted by his 3 lovely ladies... Toom E: Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Nobody is allowed at ringside for this one. So Fettster, your girls will have to stay in the back & you will thank me for it when you see who your opponent is. Straight from a jail in PA, I give you Rob Feinstein. Fans: You like boys clapclapclapclapclap You like boys clapclapclapclapclapclap You like boys clapclapclapclapclapclap Fettster comes down to the ring, displaying both his championships after Rob Feinstein. Both men battle it out in a totally old school, 80's style match leaving the fans on the edge of their seat. Fettster shows Feinstein what it's like to have somebody bigger then you hit on you..with his fists The winner of the match & still TV Thread Champion, fettster!!!! Our next contest is the 2 out of 3 falls gauntlet #1 Contender's match. Coming down the aisle is the only man to bitchslap a member of the UFC & win a lawsuit to tell about it, Richard Simmons. His opponent mprox comes running down the ring, where he takes Richard Simmons by suprise with a dropkick & a quick cover for the 3 count Announcer: Coming down the ring for the second portion of the gauntlet, New Jack. New Jack jumps in the ring, where mprox owns him, proving to the fans that New jack really is a lousy wrestler when it comes to technical skills. Fans: New Jack can't wrestle clapclapclapclapclap New Jack can't wrestle clapclapclapclapclap Mprox goes 10 minutes with New jack, where he finally rolls him up in a pin, sending the Montreal crowd crazy The winner of the Gauntlet & #1 Contender to tonight's winner, mprox!!!! A bunch of other matches occur that the crowd is totally into. Chants go crazy, fans go crazy, stuff never before witnessed in a WCF ring before. Folks are actually enjoying themselves at a wrestling event. Who woulda thought? Toom E comes out to the ring Ladies & gentlemen, I am proud to announce it is time for our main event. Right over there, in the back of the arena is the Elevator....the Elevator to HELL!!!!! In order to win this match, you must get your opponent into the elevator. And once the doors officially shut, the winner receives the EWT heavyweight Champion. May I first present to you the Hardcore Legend, Terry Funk. His opponent, the EWT Championship who will soon also prove the WCF who the better company when he gains BOTH championships, HitmanMark!!!!!!!! Both men go crazy in the ring with various attempts for the elevator failed. 15 minutes have passed & nobody is in their seats. HitmanMark proves he is better, as he leaps off the balcony onto a prone Terry Funk through a table fans: He can jump, he can jump, he can jump!!!! Another 15 minutes pass, as both Funk & Hitman are drenched in a pool of blood. Funk throws Hitman in the elevator & just as the doors start to close, Hitman blocks it with his arm & a blood curling scream Fans: You broke your arm clapclapclapclapclap You broke your arm clapclapclapclapclap You broke your arm clapclapclapclapclap Hitman continues into the match with only one arm. The crowd is going crazy for this one. Joey Styles: OH MY GOD!!!!!! HITMANMARK CONTINUES ON IN THIS MATCH ONE ARMED!!!!! HE IS DEFINETLY THE UNDERDOG AGAIN!!!!! The match has now hit the 45 minutes mark, as Hitman is baby'ing his broken arm that saved him from a loss. Hitman has Funk when suddenly mprox attempts to get involved in the match. JS: OH MY GOD!!! MPROX IS TRYING TO AID FUNK!! Suddenly, a masked man runs out & grabs mprox, trying to keep him from getting involved. The masked man has a kendo stick, where he takes out mprox with it. As this is going on, Hitman drags Funk towards the back where the elevator is wide open. Funk is staggering, as is Hitman. Both men are giving it their all, in which no fan has ever seen before. We hit the 55 minute mark, when Hitman & Funk are both next to the elevator. The masked man is standing by the elevator, watching this progress. He then handcuffs mprox inside the elevator & runs to ringside. Hitman & Funk are both very exhausted as the match hits the 1 hour time limit. Total choas ensues by the elevator as both men hit each other with chairs & fall into the elevator JS: OH MY GOD!!! BOTH MEN ARE IN THE ELEVATOR!! THE DOORS HAVE CLOSED!!!!! THE ELEVATOR DOORS HAVE CLOSED!!!! IT'S A DRAW, A DRAW, A DRAW!!!!!!!!!!!! The masked man is in the ring & grabs the house mic Masked Man: NO!!! This match will not end this way!! There must be a winner!!!! DO NOT RING THE BELL!!! JS: Who is this masked man & what gives him the option of doing so??? Joey Styles runs down to the ring & confronts the masked man Who the hell are you? Why the hell do you get the right to continue the match? MM: Because those 2 men are EXTREME & we deserve a winner. Suddenly the elevator door opens & out staggers HitmanMark with terry Funk still inside the elevator, a broken heap. Hitman pushes the button to close the elevator & send it down to HELL MM: Ladies & gentlemen, the winner of the match & STILL heavyweight Champion of EWT, HITMANMARK!!!! The masked man unmasks to reveal that he is none other then Toom E Toom: And HitmanMark, may I say after wrestling for an hour, I am glad to have you on the roster & you are still deserving of the Gold belt around your waist. Bloody mess, broken arm, & the fans still love you for it. Thank you for coming aboard EWT. Fans: We love Hitman clapclapclapclapclap We love Hitman clapclapclapclapclap We love Hitman clapclapclapclapclap
HitmanMark Posts: 398 (6/14/04 12:56 pm)	Victory speech... FANS, I...<stops, falls face-first in a pool of his own blood in the middle of the aisle> Joey Styles: I think he's had enough, guys. <Meanwhile, in Toom E.'s secret office in the bowels of the EWT arena...> Toom: My God...it...it can't be...WE DREW A 2.5! OUR FIRST EVER PPV AND WE DREW A 2.5! WE'RE ON OUR WAY, BABY!
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1029 (6/14/04 2:21 pm)	press release Breaking News! $$$ resigns from the WCF! Find details in the uh oh thread! Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster to the nBo? Nekkid pics of Stephanie Mcmahon! Click here!
Nut Bunnies Member Posts: 350 (6/14/04 5:17 pm)	Re: press release ::Cuts artery by accident:: Whoopsie. GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY! THE SWEDISH CHEF JUST PUT THE CHICKEE IN THE BASKET!!!
psychoapeguy Member Posts: 412 (6/14/04 5:26 pm)	Re: SHOCKER! wears a shirt that says pick me ewt
HitmanMark Posts: 399 (6/14/04 8:21 pm)	We're on the right track... You know, besides more cowbell, this thread...er, ah, company definately could use some new faces (and heels, pardon the pun). Let's see, we have The Franchise, we have the Crippler, and a few others. I think we needs us some Luchadores (get me SuperCalo666 on the phone!), perhaps a couple Man-Beasts, and some awesome chain wrestlers. Whaddya say, Toom E.? Who do you think is free to hire?
HitmanMark Posts: 401 (6/14/04 8:30 pm)	One more thing... Ah, and mrpox, lest I forget, what says you and I do this championship match at the next PPV the right way? I'm calling for a NO TIME LIMIT, SUBMISSIONS ONLY MATCH! In the great tradition of matches like Bret Hart vs. Steve Austin, let's go all out on this one! OOC: <Slim, that post was golden, especially considering I just got off of reading something at top-rope.com> Edited by: HitmanMark at: 6/14/04 8:32 pm
toomiguci Member Posts: 727 (6/14/04 8:56 pm)	Re: One more thing... HitmanMark, you've got your wish. At the next EWT Pay Per View, Stairway To Hardcore Heaven, I give you that wish. But there's one catch. Instead of No-Time Limit, I feel like going EXTREME!!! And since you & terry Funk broke the one hour match last Sunday, the only way to score a victory is Submission AFTER One Hour. The Iron Man Submission Match for the EWT Heavyweight Thread Championship between HitmanMark & mprox's. Afterall, I want to one up Bret Hart & Steve Austin. And, you will be happy to know that I have just gotten a work Visa for the Chairman of the Board, La Parka!!!! Oh yeah & pyschoape, if you want in, we need a tag team. So you get yourself a tag team partner for Stairway to Hardcore Heaven & you will be facing the Pitbulls for the EWT Thread Tag team Championship in a Scaffold Tables Match. The object is to throw both members of the opposing team off the Scaffold & through the tables.
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 501 (6/14/04 9:27 pm)	Welcome to the Unadvertised Show! Joey Styles: "Well, folks, we are so happy that you tuned in to the first ever EWT pay per view. With me now, in the ring, is your EWT champion, HitmanMark. HMark, I understand you have something to say?" Styles hands the mic over to HMark. Suddenly, Boys Night Out's "A Torrid Love Affair" hits. DSR comes out to the ring! DSR: "I've had just about enough of this! I've been watchin' the EWT on Dike TV, and it makes me sick to see HMark holdin' that strap. I want a match, right here tonight, and I will bring that belt to the WCF!!!" The crowd boos like crazy. HMark: "You want a shot at this belt, you're f'n going down!!" Styles exits the ring and the match begins. HMark does a bit of chain wrestling, making DSR look foolish. DSR gets up off the mat, and faces HMark. The chain wrestling begins again, this time DSR hold his own. DSR thrown to the ropes, HMark drops to the mat. DSR attempts a leg drop, HMark rolls away, DSR rolls to his feet. Lock up, Hmark gets the advantage, throws DSR into the turnbuckle. DSR climbs the top rope, hits a moonsault on a standing HMark. DSR covers for a two count, Hmark rolls out, small-packaging DSR for a two count. Both men stand up, the crowd applaudes quite loudly. Over the course of about 45 minutes, these men use every move in their arsenal. DSR sells like a real team player. The fans cheer loudly for HMark's excellent technical moves. The fans begrudgingly respect DSR and his high-flying. DSR hits the Emoflow DDT for a 2 count. HMark latches on the Crossface, DSR makes it to the ropes. DSR hits the Clothesline from TRL for another 2 count. HMark applies the Sharpshooter. DSR reverses the Sharpshooter into one of his own. HMark drags himself, drenched in blood, to the rope, breaking the hold. A few minutes later, a table is set up in the ring. DSR misses the Emokick, HMark throws DSR into the turnbuckle. HMark hits a swinging DDT, putting DSR through the table. Styles: "Oh My GOD!!!" The Crowd: "Holy S(p)it, Holy S(p)it." HMark covers DSR for the 1-2-3! The winner and still champion, HITMANMARK. DSR slowly makes it to his feet. HMark, approaches him cautiously. DSR pulls off his nBo shirt, revealing an "EW F'N T" shirt. DSR shakes hands with HMark, and then proceeds to raise the arm of HMark. The crowd goes nuts. DSR asks for the mic. DSR: "HMark, not too long ago, you said you were disappointed in me for being DoubleDDudley's lackey. To be honest, I was disappointed in myself. The only time I ever got anywhere in the WCF was when DDD was out with an injury. And even then I was only a transitional World Champ. He came back and won the title back from me in a match that was nothing but bulls(p)it. Tonight, you and I took each other to our limits. You beat me 1-2-3 in the middle of the ring tonight. I may not like you all that much, but I f'n respect you, HMark. Next time we square off, I don't wanna be considered some WCF outsider. I wanna earn the respect of this EWT crowd! And next time, I will EARN that World Title you hold up on your shoulder." DSR and HMark shake hands again. The crowd chants "E-Dub-T! E-Dub-T!" DSR leaves the ring, and HMark celebrates his victory as the Unadvertised Show goes off the air! DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 110 (6/14/04 10:04 pm)	Re: Welcome to the Unadvertised Show! Joey Styles:DSR that was a hell of a match you and Hitman had last week.Tell me how does it feel to be in EWT. DSR:Well Joe.Suddenly the nBo DX theme hits.Adam Bomb makes his way to the ring. A Bomb:Well Double D has sent me down here DSR to kick your ass.DSR I'm disappointed in you not only did you display wrestling skills you also sold and that goes against everything the nBo stands for and then you diss the nBo and align yourself with that nugget HitmanMark. Gets in DSR's face rips shirt to reveal an EWT shirt.Then hugs DSR in a very manly way then celebrates. A Bomb:You wanna know why I quit the nBo?Because I was tired of being held back by Double D and the nBo.I was tired of having Judo puke on me everynight.I was tired of not being able to show off my high flying luchadore style.Even though I was in the nBo I was never going to win the title.So what I'm saying is F** the nBo.For know on I will be known as Adam Bomb The Extreme Nightmare.HMark buddy next week I will be the EWT Heavyweight Champ so get ready.And toomi you were looking for a tag team well here we are. This is Extreme Edited by: Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare at: 6/14/04 10:06 pm
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 502 (6/14/04 10:21 pm)	Re: Welcome to the Unadvertised Show! Adam Bomb and DSR leave the WCF, join EWT. Click Here! Nude pics of Stacy Keibler. Click Here! DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!! Edited by: Dancing Stevie Richards at: 6/14/04 10:22 pm
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 111 (6/14/04 10:38 pm)	Re: Welcome to the Unadvertised Show! Adam Bomb leaves the WCF to join the EWT!Adam Bomb poses for Playgirl,nude picks click here! If you ain't down with the nBo and DX I got 2 words 4 ya SUCK IT!
toomiguci Member Posts: 729 (6/15/04 6:40 am)	Re: Take that.... Toom E is sitting in his office, watching on the monitor WOW!!! I offer Slim a contract & I get something even better, the New Page Outlawz. I better rethink this tag team match for Stairway to Hardcore Heaven. Ahh, screw the Pitbulls. I can change it. The Scaffold Table Match will now feature the New Page Outlawz versus pyschoape & whatever partner he can dish up. Looks like extreme just went to a higher level. I wonder what the WCF think of my thread now?
psychoapeguy Member Posts: 418 (6/15/04 9:59 am)	a partner? wha' in the bloody poo?...i need a partner for this dealie? ah geez...well, luckily for me, i's gots myself a partner....drumroll........................okay, i don't have a partner.....b-b-but i don't need one...i can take 'em...they're pitbulls...man's best friend....and apes are like men...kind of....i'm sure they'll be very friendly towards me.....and if they're not, i'll bring a rolled-up newspaper along to bop 'em in the noses...no big deal...as a matter of fact, that's my partner! it'll be me and a rolled-up newspaper versus the pitbulls...yeah does an irish jig in celebration hooray for me!
psychoapeguy Member Posts: 419 (6/15/04 10:15 am)	no doggies? aw shucks, toomiguci...i had the perfect partner, and now i'm facing some paper cowboy folks? well, in that case, make my partner a pair of safety scissors...that way i can cut them to pieces, and not poke my eye out as easily if i run with the scissors in my hands. so, it's me and safety scissors versus new pages of outlaws magazine...victory will be ours! hooray for us!
toomiguci Member Posts: 732 (6/15/04 10:16 am)	Re: a partner? apeman, apeman, apeman...there's one problem with your theory. You are no longer facing the Pitbulls. You're facing a more credible tag team, the New Page Outlawz. DSR & Adam Bomb. And I hate to say it, but since you've signed the contract for yourself & the rolled up piece of newspaper, then at Stairway to Hardcore Heaven, it will be pyschoapeguy & a rolled up newspaper versus the New Page Outlawz in the Scaffold tables Match. May the best team win.
psychoapeguy Member Posts: 420 (6/15/04 11:29 am)	Re: a partner? b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but that's not fair!!....newspaper versus pages?....paper doesn't beat paper, scissors beats paper!! scissors! scissors! scissors!....betty white would agree with me!...she's betty white!! how'm i supposed to win when paper meets paper?....well gosh darn toot 'n' fruit....................well......i guess.....it won't be so bad........after all......i will have the golden girls at ringside with me to watch my back...they won women's world titles like 25,000 times in the last 14 minutes....so....i think i'm still good....and if you ban the golden girls, toomiguci....i swear, gosh darn poppa toe smurf turkey chili.....you will not be pleased with my actions.............by the way, i did your laundry like you asked...even folded it all nice and stuff...smells like flowers...........anyway.....you will NOT be pleased with my actions..........toodles. THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND...
HitmanMark Posts: 403 (6/15/04 11:37 am)	You wonder why I'm paranoid? So, the New Page Outlawz have arrived...or does this make them the New P-P-P-Page Boyz? Whatever. The point is this: every nBo member who has said that they were willing to turn a new leaf has been blowing smoke up all of our asses. DoubleD did it, $$$ did it, hell, even old man Bollywood Gold Spigan did it. But now we've got the Outlawz. You'll have to excuse me if I don't automatically buy this sudden attitude change in both of them. Don't get me wrong: DSR, I respect you for that **** match from the last show; I've always known you've had the talent, but I still can't be sure that you're for real here. But maybe they're being honest. Afterall, DSR and A-Bomb weren't original nBo members, the ones you'd have to distrust the most. But they still pledged nBo-4-Life...and that's not a pledge they break really f'n easily. So know this, Outlawz; the boys here are glad to have you in EWT...but I'm keeping an eye out here. I'm sure you understand why. Hopefully you're both men of your words, but if you're not, remember, there's no escaping the Crippler...I'm here, AND I'm still with WCF. But let's hope it doesn't have to come to that.
toomiguci Member Posts: 735 (6/15/04 12:21 pm)	pyschoapeguy I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the Golden Girls are not allowed at ringside. They're a liability. What if one of them had a heart attack? That would ruin the Bra & Panties 8 Woman tag team match between the Golden Girls as they take on Mae Young, the Fabulous Moolah, Madusa, & Sensational Sherri. The winner is the first fan who gets the clothes back on those god awful women who start out in their Bra & Panties. Now involving the fans, that's EXTREME!!! As for you, had you read your contract properly before signing, you would have realized you were facing DSR & Adam Bomb for the EWT Thread Tag team Championship. But I will give you 2 options to choose from: 1) face them with the original tag team partner you have chosen 2) a partner of my choosing The choice is yours. I'm not trying to make things rough. I am only trying to be fair. And if you don't think that's fair, ask the boys in the back just how fair I can be. Nobody has been screwed yet...not even in Montreal.
toomiguci Member Posts: 736 (6/15/04 12:27 pm)	The latest ratings are in.... Toom E is sitting in his office, reading over the police report against the nBo, in which he had them arrested for assault, when his lackey runs in the room Lackey: Sir, sir, SIR!!!!!!! Toom: What is it Johnny Nitro? JN: Sir, the new ratings are in. You're gaining on the WCF. Toom: How much of a gain? JN: You're at a FIVE!!!!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2306 (6/15/04 2:19 pm)	Re: The latest ratings are in.... Police officers enter the bingo hall. Cop: "We have a warrant for the arrest of Mr. Toom E. Guci." 2nd. Cop: "He's making a run for it!" A camera follows the police officers as they run through the backstage area (read: parking lot) of the EWT Arena. The police catch Toomi and take him down hard Cop: "Got him, sir. This hippie *********** ain't goin' nowhere." Sergeant: "Toom E. Guci? You have the right to remain silent, every thing you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot affo... looks around An attoney will be appointed to you. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you?" Toom: "..." Sergeant: "Good. Now get this piece of **** out of my sight!" As police officers are dragging Toomi to a squad car a man walks up to Toomi Man:" Mr. Toom E. Guci? You have been served. Have a nice day." Tommi starts to cry Toom: " I have a family to feed! Damn you, nBo. Damn you straight to hell!" Sergeant (to camera): "Yeah, every now and then there's a nutbag among the scum." Voiceover: "If you are confused by what you have just seen go to the Uh Oh Thread right now. Stay there, it's live!" nBo - To Protect and Swerve. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
toomiguci Member Posts: 742 (6/15/04 2:36 pm)	Re: Take that.... Hours pass, as Toom E sits in jail for crimes he didn't commit. Toom's lawyer, Johny Cochrane, as well as other members of the EWT walk into the jailhouse. Minutes later, they walk out, nice & peacefully with Toom E by their side. Reporters are present & ask Toom E for a statement First off, I'd like to thank the good fans of Extreme Wrestlecrap Thread for their continued support in this time. After sitting down & having a discussion with the Chief of Police & finding out his kid is not only a fan of EWT but aspires to be a wrestler, we came to terms. For starters, Mr. Cochrane has pointed out if it doesn't fit, you have to aquit...whatever that means, but it works. Second off, my crew here, as well as many generous fans, have been kind enough as to set bail for me. And I appreciatte all they have done. It's a great honor to have such great talent in my possesion who care about their boss. As well as wonderful fans who believe in the product that my talent puts on week after week. Now onto the subject at hand. Double D thinks he may have outsmarted me, but he hasn't. Thing is, his ratings are going down while mine continue to rise. At last check, we stood at a 5, which is very good for a show featured on Dike TV. Especially one that is not advertised. And Double D decided to place false evidence against me to counter my truthful claims of assault. Thing is, he accuses me of invading his thread. Had he noticed, I was a paying customer when we sat ringside. He got my hard earned money. And when I was active, it was outside the arena. On public grounds, which makes my actions legit & not an invasion. Double D is just mad at the fact that I have raided his talent pool, offered them more money, treated them better, & the fans appreciate me for it. Matches have been 4 stars or more & have actually involved actually wrestling. And with my latest additions to the EWT from Mexico, we shall go to even greater heights with La Parka, SuperCalo666, & El Pablo La Guna Polo, we shall surpass their Cruiserweight Division. Funny thing is that Double D accuses me of using the police yet he turns around & does the exact same thing. It's like the pot calling the kettle black...or something like that. Such a shame that you have to steal one of my ideas for protection because I am closing in on your ratings. Oh yeah, & may I also add...all my debts have been paid off. Double D made his call & find out the wrong information because they were pending. If you call now, you will see that everything has cleared & no penalities are needed. Hell, they have even been paid off 2 weeks early. Remember, this is my Thread, these are my talent, those are my fans, & nothing you can do will change that. Edited by: toomiguci at: 6/15/04 2:44 pm
mprox666 Member Posts: 30 (6/15/04 2:48 pm)	Re: The latest ratings are in.... wait does this mean i still have my job? i do have a liver to poision with alcofrol you know.
toomiguci Member Posts: 744 (6/15/04 2:58 pm)	Re: The latest ratings are in.... Of course you do mprox. And you're still wrestling for the championship against HitmanMark @ Stairway to Hardcore Heaven in the Submission Iron Man Match on the next pay per view. Best of luck. And thank you for the help.
psychoapeguy Member Posts: 423 (6/15/04 6:31 pm)	Re: The latest ratings are in.... i dunno toomiguci...i'm not sure how you can screw me when i have no screws and you have no screwdriver....soooo...after talking with the golden girls, i've decided to allow you to choose my partner...the girls and i agree that, number one, prunes are good, and number 2, that i can trust ya...mainly because you trust me to do your errands for you...which, by the way, i mowed your lawn...the mower died halfway through, so i borrowed hardcore holly's teeth to finish the job...hope you don't mind....anyway, choose my partner....but i still dunno how he can be better than safety scissors... THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND...
HitmanMark Posts: 405 (6/15/04 7:29 pm)	The irony... Oh God, fans, I have to say this. This is just a thing of beauty. See, good fans of EWT, there was a real reason I still wanted to post for WCF, even on a part time basis. That reason was a simple one: to continue in my long-lasting battle to destroy the New Board Order, while also being able to actually wrestle in matches on this thread. But now, DoubleD and co. have gone and done it for me; they've just made my life easier. They've brought themselves HERE, and now have to play by OUR rules; they've invaded a place where no-selling, move-botching, glass-ceiling building politicians need not apply. And, hell, like I said before, even if it turns out our WCF/nBo converts in this thread turn out to be nothing but spies...and I sincerely hope that isn't the case, for their sake, and the sake of their potential and talent...it doesn't matter. I can now pick them apart, and annihilate them on MY own terms. It's like a little gift from heaven.
toomiguci Member Posts: 747 (6/15/04 9:52 pm)	Re: The latest ratings are in.... And I am so glad that you represent this company as champion. And I am glad your true wrestling skills have been shining through. The only problem is the nBo is not contractually obligated to this company. Therefore, if they step into this building without a ticket, that is tresspassing. if they cross the security barrier, that is a criminal act. And if they step in the ring, I am no longer liable for the pain any member of the EWT will put them boys through. Afterall, it will only be in self defense, correct?
HitmanMark Posts: 407 (6/15/04 10:45 pm)	Dramatic moment! <Looks Toom E. eye-to-eye> Toom, I don't care if there's any legal stuff involved here. I don't care if anyone involved in this has to be cuffed and carted off to ass-pounding prison. But let them come. Let them come to this ring, and show the world what they're really made of. No strings attached. I don't care what it takes, I don't care about the consequences: I. Will. Settle. This.
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 505 (6/16/04 4:35 am)	Re: The latest ratings are in.... DSR walks into Toom E.'s office. He receives a dirty look from HitmanMark. DSR: "Hey guys! First off, I wanna say thank you for giving me the opportunity to show the fine EWT fans that I can actually perform. Also, I know we have a somewhat turbulent relationship, HMark, but I want you to know that I got your back." HMark: "Yeah, I bet you do, Capt. 4Life." DSR: "You still think I'm nBo, huh? Look, here's my WCF contract." DSR takes out his WCF contract. He throws it in Toom E.'s trashcan and throws a match in as well. DSR: "There. Now I am exclusively a part of the EWT. I GOT your back, HMark!" DSR extends a hand to HMark. HMark: "We'll see, Stevie. We'll see." DSR: "Fine we'll see. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to put over Psychoapeguy. It'll make him look like more of a threat to the New Page Boyz at the next pay per view." DSR leaves the office, and puts on a *** barbed-wire match with Psychoapeguy. PAG pulls out the victory in a hard fought battle. DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
HitmanMark Posts: 408 (6/16/04 9:47 am)	Nice match <HMark stands in the aisle, championship belt over his shoulder, looking in the ring at DSR, who remains after psychoapeguy has left> <starts clapping a little, gives an approving nod, but walks away> Styles: Now what in the blue HELL was THAT all about? Is the Crippler starting to believe in DSR? I guess we'll find out soon, fans!
toomiguci Member Posts: 751 (6/16/04 3:18 pm)	Re: The latest ratings are in.... Latest & gentlemen of the crowd, I am pleased to annouce the latest aquirement to the EWT roster. This man is not only hardcore but he is definetly EXTREME. feared on the indy Circuit & admired by those who know him. He is coming to EWT to make a name for himself on a national level. Folks, I give to you formerly of Combat Zone Wrestling, now a part of the Extreme Wrestlecrap Thread.... WIFEBEATER!!!!!!! Edited by: toomiguci at: 6/16/04 3:20 pm
toomiguci Member Posts: 753 (6/16/04 8:25 pm)	Re: Nice match Scratch that lost thought. Wifebeater has been released due to no showing for his contractual obligations. Plus he wanted me to just hand him the EWT Thread Championship & i wasn't about to do that. We here at EWT wish him the best of luck in his future mayhem wherever his travels take him.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2348 (6/17/04 3:06 am)	Re: The latest ratings are in.... Too hardcore for EWT. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
toomiguci Member Posts: 755 (6/17/04 7:27 am)	Out of Character Crazy, too. I seen many of the man's matches. Plus, I couldn't find a picture of him & that's actually why he was dropped. Silly me.
psychoapeguy Member Posts: 426 (6/17/04 9:22 am)	Re: The latest ratings are in.... so toomiguci-guci-goo....is the beater of wives my partner?...'cause i don't recall facing any housewives...thus, i don't see how having a beater of wives helps me as a partner.....or do you have something else in mind?...you are the wise one....you have the teacher's edition of the book of life...you know the answers...so fill me in, bro-ham...and good sweet sassy molassey i hope it isn't reba... THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND... Edited by: psychoapeguy at: 6/17/04 9:37 am
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1044 (6/17/04 10:05 am)	-- Shillvonie: fans we're here at the latest edition of Extraterrestrial Weenie Tasters or whatever EWT stands for watchin what has to be considered the greatest night in the history of our sport.. we're currently watching the New Page Outlawz who allegedly shunted off their nBo roots here for the greener pastures of Excellent Women's Teaparty as they battle some other talented grapplers who can't draw a thin dime! waitasecond.. what's that music? It sound familiar, but the acoustics in this rundown barn we call a venue are so horrid it's difficult to tell..hmm is that? yes fans if this event was taking place in the state of the art facilities of the nBo I feel certain you could actually hear this is Motorhead.. and it'd prolly be accompanied by an entrance video of some sort on the amazing million dollar $limtron.. as it is I'll just hafta transcribe the lyrics, because lord knows both of our viewers prolly can't hear them... $limolution is a mystery you jobbers won't get past our glass ceiling do more than five moves dont ya know never main event with the nBo.. Shill: there's more fans but once again the speakers here suck.. you'd think if billionaire toom was really making the h'wood jack he claims he'd pony up for better facilities..wait is that? it is! $$$- the Game-uh one of the crown jewels of the nBo what's he doing here? He's just watching DSR and Abomb hit their high risk finisher! they've got the 1-2-3 and are celebrating in the ring.. they've spotted him but are just staring.. $$$ is smirking, he claps throws up the nBo/DclineX 4 life sign, points at them and nods, and he's headed outta this rundown barn.. one of the talented luchadors tries to stop him.. $limdigree for his trouble.. now $$$ is climbing in the nBo limo and speeding off into the night, the Excretory Waste Toaster VW bus cant possibly catch up! what could this mean?
HitmanMark Posts: 418 (6/17/04 10:29 am)	Continuity... Joey Styles: Wait, what the hell? The limo's turning around! What's going on there? My God, HMARK IS DRIVING $$$'s LIMO, AND HE'S BRINGING HIM BACK TO THE EWT ARENA! <Hmark brings $$$ out, begins beating him all the way down the aisle> HMark: <grabs a mic> I told you! I told you you guys were making it easy for me! Bringing yourselves into my world like this...you think I'd pass up an oppurtunity like this? You can't escape me now; you, and the rest of your damn nBo will HAVE to face my superior chain wrestling skills and moderate high-risk capabilities, now that you've brought your sorry asses to the EWT! Oh yeah, and just to make sure <yanks on $$$'s face to make sure it isn't Paul London in disguise> Ok, good. I'm gonna do to you what you guys stopped me from doing to DoubleD. <gives $$$ a Flatliner, rolls him out to the outside...props him up on a table...goes to the top rope...> Styles: GOOD LORD! SHOOTING STAR PRESS THROUGH A TABLE! HMARK MIGHT HAVE JUST DESTROYED $$$!!! Fans, HMark is sending a message; a message to the nBo! If they think they can come into our company, our arena, then they'll do things our way. <"Helter Skelter" starts playing over the PA system as a HMark, slightly selling the fact that he, too, fell hard, celebrates with the EWT crowd>
toomiguci Member Posts: 756 (6/17/04 10:39 am)	Re: Take that.... Toom E runs out of the locker room area Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. HitmanMark, you can not hit that man just like that. he's not a contractually obligated EWT superstar. I know what I said in the past, but he did not step foot in the ring. Therefore, legal action must be taken against him. MY LEGAL ACTION!!!!!!!!!! Toom E grabs a kendo stick sitting at ringside & smacks $$$ over the head with it, busting him open. Then Toom E calls for the lowering of the steel cage for that night's main event match. The cage lowers. Cuff him Hitmanm cuff his ass up. HitmanMark cuffs both hands of $$$ to the cage crucifx style & Toom E grabs a steel chair This is for me WHACK This is for the fans WHACK And this is for better ratings WHACK Now raise the cage. The cage lifts up with $$$ still handcuffed to the cage I hope you enjoy the bird's eye view of tonight's show $$$. For tonight's main event is a steel cage match between HitmanMark & YOU!!!! Step into my arena, play by my rules. And if you want to be set free to go crying home to your little nBo pansies, you will wrestle, & I mean WRESTLE, for the first time in your life. And the match starts...NOW!!!!!! Hitman, take this punkass to the School of EXTREME!!!
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1047 (6/17/04 10:53 am)	--- Extreme? you want extreme? I'm the freakin Game-uh! even here with no nBo members in sight I'll fight you, him, whoever.. I've never lost a cage match.. and just because we CHOOSE to work nBo style doesn't mean we can't wrestle, let's go, I'll show these fans exactly what a main eventer of THE best thing going on the board today looks like! I'll show you all- at a house show. You think I'm gonna let you televise a match with ME? the only person in this arena to legitimately draw besides DSR and Abomb? I'm not giving you the ratings push, don't think I don't know that was your plan.
toomiguci Member Posts: 757 (6/17/04 11:22 am)	Re: Take that.... There's a problem with your theory $$$, you don't run the show here in EWT. You may run it in WCF with your other croonies, & since this match isn't sanctioned by them, you will do what I say & you will do it, now...LOWER THE CAGE!!!!! RING THE BELL!!!!!! The cage is lowered as $$$ has the cuffs removed. HitmanMark leaps into him with a flying dropkick. $$$ tries to flee from the cage & he is able to escape. Toom E stands in front of his path Sorry $$$. You do not win by escaping the page. You win by submission only. HitmanMark leaps through the door & dives onto $$$. The 2 men brawl through the crowd & the arena into the backstage area. $$$ & Hitman wind up back by the limo, where $$$ smashes Hitman's head through the windshield. Hitman is now bleeding, as well as $$$ from his pre-match attack by Hitman & Toom E. $$$ drags Hitman back into the cage & Toom E closes the door & locks it with a padlock. Toom E then leaves ringside. Joey Styles: I guess this match is now underway with both men busted open. Things are about to pick up. Who knew $$$ could actually wrestle like that. he's...he's...AMAZING!!! The match prgresses for about 20 minutes, as both men exchange the upperhand. Hitmanmark goes for a corner splash onto $$$ when $$$ ducks out of the way. $$$ then climbs to the top of the cage & performs a moonsault from the top of the cage onto Hitman fans: $$$ can jump, $$$ can jump, $$$ can jump!!! Another 15 minutes pass, as both men unsuccessfully apply submission holds with no luck JS: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!!! SOMEBODY IS COMING TO THE RING!!!!! WHO COULD IT BE???? A bearded man comes to the ring, lost, trying to figure out where he is Bearded man: Does anybody have an 86 ball? The bearded man gets nowhere near the ring as the match progresses for another 15 minutes after security politely escorts the lost man away from the ring. Both men are exchanging blows & perfect cain wrestling moves. The fans are amazed at $$$'s abilities. never before seen, the crowd erupts, cheering for $$$ almost as if they turned on Hitmanmark JS: These fans are going crazy. WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY JUST RAPPELLED FROM THE CEILING!!!!!!!! IT'S...IT'S...IT'S.... DoubleD is in the ring, where he had gotten wind of $$$'s latest actions. Hitmanmark's pissed at this. Toom E walks out of the back. HitmanMark looks at Toom E, thinking this is some sort of swerve since Toom E is walking slow to the ring. Suddenly, Toom E turns towards the locker room & motions for something JS: OH MY GOD, DSR & ADAM BOMB ARE MAKING THEIR WAY TO THE RING!!!!! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE>???? Toom E unlocks the cage door & lets DSR & Adam Bomb into the cage as the match hits the 45 minute mark. Adam Bomb shakes Double D's hand & dsr raises his hand. Actions have stopped in the ring as $$$ gets up & looks at HitmanMark $$$: You're screwed now. The band is back together for the 95th time this month. Suddenly, DSR & Adam Bomb turn on Double D & start pounding on him. They drag Double D out of the ring, where Toom E grabs his kendo stick & starts whipping Double D over the head multiple times. $$$'s mouth drops as he watches & HitmanMark drops him from behind. Hitman then runs $$$'s head into the cage & lays him flat out on a table that Toom E threw into the cage. Hitman climbs to the top of the cage & leaps off into a shooting star press through the table. Hitman looks at the crowd & decides to go old school on $$$, where he applies a Full nelson as the match hits the one hour mark. $$$ sumbits to HitmanMark's strength. The bell rings as Toom E jumps into the ring & raises HitmanMark's hands, who's a bloody mess. Toom: Security, get this crap out of my arena!!!!
HitmanMark Posts: 420 (6/17/04 11:31 am)	Bloody hell... My...only regret...was that I didn't give him the Swandive Headbutt from the top of the cage...
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 277 (6/17/04 11:32 am)	Out of character Glad to see you put me in there toom. I was gonna show up at the EWT at some point in my "Lost in Cincinnati" segment. Part 2 is gonna make reference to it. nBo 4 LIFE! "We don�t want your forgiveness. We won�t make excuses. We�re not gonna blame you even if you are an accessory. But we will not accept your natural order. We didn�t come for absolution. We didn�t ask to be redeemed. But isn�t that the way it is? Every goddamn time. Your prayers are always answered, in the order they�re received."
Bobafett Posts: 367 (6/17/04 11:40 am)	OK (Steve Austin walks out, hits stunners on Hitmanmark, Toomi, DoubleD, DSR, Adam Bomb and some old granny who was happily knitting a sweater in the front row..Fettster and his lovely ladies come out..and Fettster simply boots Austin if the bollocks before he can stunner him) Fettster "Seems I an not a main eventer at WCF OR here..Give he peoples real IC champion his shot at the bigtime"
EasyCompany17 Moderator Posts: 2261 (6/17/04 11:57 am) ezSupporter	Re: Out of character <---cuts off the electricity
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2353 (6/17/04 1:42 pm)	Re: OK How dare you hire an imposter and present him as me in a sad attempt at boosting your 1.1 rating? A massive lawsuit is under way. Everybody knows I would never set foot in a sleazy dump like the EWT Arena. Oh, and your kidnapping of $lim and subsequent attack AND forcing him to actually work will result in legal action. Your asses are going to jail for a long time. And the only hardcore you'll experience in there is the gang rapes in the shower room. "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 112 (6/17/04 3:05 pm)	Re: < Gives hitman a stiff chairshot then rolls him on to a table and gives him a shooting star frog splash.Then gives toomi a stiff piledriver off the top rope.Rips EWT shirt to reveal an nBo shirt then does a crotch chop. Joey Styles:what the hell is going on? < Grabs the mic. You idiots actually thought I was serious I'm nBo 4 life and you have just been swerved by the nBo. DSR runs down to the ring DSR:what the hell are you doing? A Bomb:I'm swerving these punks whats the matter? DSR:Those punks are my friends and I also happen to work for them. Gives DSR a strange look DSR then goes to check on hitman and toomi Hits DSR with a guitar the pisses on the EWT championship belt. Drags DSR out of the arena. If you ain't down with the nBo and DX I got 2 words 4 ya SUCK IT!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2366 (6/17/04 3:45 pm)	Re: OK As HitmanMark and Toom E. lays unconcious in the ring, the shoddy music system plays R.E.M. "End Of The World As We Know It" "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
toomiguci Member Posts: 758 (6/17/04 9:09 pm)	Re: HitmanMark gets up with blood dripping down, as does Toom E. The 2 look at each other & Toom E grabs the mic Isn't it funny how Double D is now claiming all these legal actions when he accused me of doing wrong by having him arrested? And he's claiming an imposter because he's afraid to admit that the EWT is kicking his company's ass? It's a shame. A shame I say. We have the fan support, we have the ratings going up, we have the talent, & we have the know how. Not to mention the fact that he is obviously afraid of HitmanMark, so he goes & fires him. Fires him, I say. And what does Hitman do? He proves himself. I didn't hand him the strap. He earned it. And has successfully defended it not in & night out. And without any outside help. Now he claims kidnapping? How can we kidnap a man who illegally entered this arena? He had no ticket. He had no right being here. And what did we do to him? We made $$$ prove that he can carry a damn good match. I must say, $$$ impressed me this evening. It's a shame. It's a shame I can't say that for Double D. Hitman, ya got anything to say my friend?
HitmanMark Posts: 423 (6/17/04 11:24 pm)	Anything to say? DO I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY?!? Wait five minutes... <Runs to the back, sees A-Bomb dragging off DSR, turns him around, and delivers the stiffest enziguri the wrestling world has ever seen. Goes on to through A-Bomb into the wall, again and again, and finally through a giant pane of glass that two guys just happened to be walking by with for a second> Guy with glass: Well boys, our work here is done! <HMark picks up DSR and brings him back out> You see, I'm not about to let the nBo walk out of here with a talented worker. I'm not about to let them walk out of here with a real wrestler, the Emocore, Lionheart DSR. We may be smaller; we might not have the same money; we might not have the network push that you old men have. But, by God, we have the f'n heart. Yes, you heard me. We have the talent, we have the desire to be better than ANYONE ELSE, and we have f'n heart to do it. And NOTHING you old s**ts can do will stop us! As goes all in nature, the old will roll over and DIE to make room for the young; and nbo, you're time...is up. Now let's get life back to normal around here; we've got another PPV to worry about.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2371 (6/18/04 3:09 am)	Re: On a Message Board a poster called "A Sick Johnson" responds to HitmanMarks statement The old are better than anyone else. It's not about talent, it's about being old. If you've been around forever you are a God. If you haven't you are **. And everyone I haven't seen and don't know and didn't grow up with and have talent are worthless pieces of crap and suck and I'm always right because I am. EWT is not a credible federation because they don't have a big network deal and focuses on wrestling instead of promos and backstage skits. The nBo is still more entertaining than any of you new ********* as I have proven time and time again by stating my opinion. EWT talent should all die because I don't like, because I don't know them. A hardworking moderator rolls eyes and contemplates a life without computers "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 512 (6/18/04 4:47 am)	Re: Anything to say? Speaking of the PPV, I was supposed to have a tag team scaffold match, but it seems my partner has finally swerved me. He sure took his sweet ass time about it too. Damn, I was getting back problems from caring that poor excuse for a worker. Well, now that I've dropped the dead weight, it appears that myself and the PsychoApeGuy are without partners. Well, PsychoApeGuy is without a partner, at least. Allow me to introduce MY new tag team partner... SHARK BOY!!!!!!! DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
toomiguci Member Posts: 759 (6/18/04 5:36 am)	Re: Fans started singing the Jaws theme song as Shark Boy joins DSR in the ring. Toom E follows suit DSR, I like what you did son. You have got potential written all over it more & more. Although, what you should have done is won the tag titles & then ditched Adam Bomb & left him for dead. But, hey, you did what you did & I applaud you for your very wise decision. And this Sunday, at Stairway to Hardcore Heaven, it is now you & Shark Boy versus pyschoapeguy & a partner to be named Sunday by yours truly, since I am still going over applications. And like I originally said, it will be a Scaffold Tables Match. fans start chanting "Bearded Guy, Bearded Guy, Bearded Guy!!!" Hey, that's the second time that bearded guy has staggered in here. What's the deal?
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 515 (6/18/04 6:12 am)	Re: Anything to say? Toom E., I thank you for standing by me on my decision. The way I see it is this: the longer those midgets have the tag titles, the more credibility the WCF will lose. No one sees Jeff Jarrett as any great hero, though he technically ended David Arquette's world title reign. I'm done with the WCF, and their meaningless tag titles. It's on to more important business... DSR goes out to the ring, along with Shark Boy. DSR: "Tonight, we will show you people the kind of action you can expect to see at this Sunday's PPV! Tonight, we are going to have an exhibition match with..." "Natural Born Killers" hits, as New Jack and Little Spike Dudley hit the ring, with garbage cans and shopping carts full of weapons. Over the course of the 30-minute long match, All four superstars bleed. DSR puts Spike through a flaming table. Shark Boy gives New Jack a swinging DDT onto a steel chair. Shark Boy gets the cover for 1-2-3!!! Your winners, SHARK BOY AND DSR!!!!! DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
mprox666 Member Posts: 35 (6/18/04 6:51 pm)	Re: ok mprox lurred version walks into the ring to make an anouncement, well due to a few outside interferences ( i have a bad cold, it's screwing up my head and not letting me think right, and something in my personal life its no where near as bad as RD'S or MR Tenta's probs but it matters to me so please dont ask.) i mprox: blurred version, am offering up my number one contender's spot to who ever can ( nbo included) win it, it will be up for grabs in a tournament, which i will leave up to mr toom. e. dangerously to decide whatever stipulations are required, my only request is that no screw job's are used and who ever wins does so fair and square. thank you for your time, and i should be back to normal this time next week. ( all seriousness my head hasn't been in the right place for 2 months only women can mess a blokes head up this much without trying, cant live with them cant live with out them. in otherwords im taking a few days off to get rid of this cold and sort my head / life out. cheers for reading this)
toomiguci Member Posts: 761 (6/18/04 7:05 pm)	Re: Anything to say? mprox, I am sorry to hear of this, as well as your withdrawal to face HitmanMark. But I respect your withdrawal. At this time, we will be holding a 4-man Tournement to gain the #1 Contender's Slot. The 4 man brackets are as follows: Dancing Stevie Richards versus New Jack La Parka versus pyschoapeguy The winner will face HitmanMark this Sunday at Stairway to Hardcore Heaven in the Iron Man Submission Match. May the best man win.
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 114 (6/18/04 10:13 pm)	Re: ok Hey Yo,Toomi he said the spot is open to nBo members so why don't you give me a spot in the tournement and I promise that I will actually wrestle and not botch moves and swerve the fans.Come on Toomi HBO(helpa brotha out). nBo we're Rick James B*tch If you ain't down with the nBo and DX I got 2 words 4 ya SUCK IT!
Bobafett Posts: 381 (6/19/04 10:27 am)	Hmmm Well Toomi..It was only a good ole fashioned Russo Swerve.. cos its time to get outta this Bingo hall..where to you ask? Oh yes..We're going to..CEASERS PALACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I sorted out a contract for us..we get free rooms in the hotel..and we even get to use all the stuff left over from WM 9. All I did was say I was the Peoples real IC champion..thats all they needed to hear.
HitmanMark Posts: 430 (6/19/04 12:07 pm)	re: Hmmm Fettster's back! Party on! And just so you EWT fans here at the EWT arena don't feel leftout, tickets for our Caesar's Palace show will be ON SALE, RIGHT HERE, TONIGHT! <walks to the back with slip of paper, slides it under Toom E.'s door> "Toom E., I think you should reconsider this little tournament deal. How about we take A-Bomb up on his offer? Have A-Bomb face DSR in the first round, and have Fettster and psychoapeguy go at it. Remember, broken up tag teams fighting one another = RATINGS! -HMark"
Bobafett Posts: 387 (6/19/04 12:14 pm)	well.. Even better.. Ceasrs Palace has offere us Millions to make it EWT's permenant home... Oh yes..we're in Las Vegas to stay.. ..anyway I'm away to my Hotel room..my lovely ladies are waiting
Bobafett Posts: 394 (6/19/04 2:55 pm)	Hey! Or I got and Idea..have A-bomb fight me and DSR fight Apeguy..tease the public into a nPo final..meaning they'll but the PPV by the millions in the hope of seeing it...but either Apeguy or I get to the final..THEN advertise nPo explodes for the next PPV...THEN the People pay EVEN MORE millions to see that PPV..seen what I mean?
toomiguci Member Posts: 764 (6/19/04 3:49 pm)	Re: well.. There's a couple of problems to your theory gentlemen. 1-The Bingo Hall is tradition. But we will be willing to do the Stairway to Hardcore Heaven as well as the next pay per view @ Ceasar's Palace. 2-1/2 of the first round of the tournement has already taken place. pyschoapeguy & DSR have both advanced to the second round at the house show last night. 3-Abomb is not contractually obligated to the EWT, therefore if he wins the tourney would be the only way he would wrestle at the next pay per view. Which means we can't hint at anything for the next pay per view. But to compromise with everybody, we will hold 2 more matches this evening for the tournement. As well as the semi-finals & the finals. Round 1's final 2 matches will feature: Abomb versus sievetronix Fettster versus Terry Funk The first semi-finals match will be DSR versus pyschoapeguy. Let the madness begin.
Bobafett Posts: 396 (6/19/04 3:56 pm)	Hmm ..Fettster cracks Terry Funk in the head with his Peoples Real IC belt..then kicks him when he's down before pinning..Problem solved..NEXT (OH..btw Toomi..I didn't mean in the part of ceasers palace they had WM 9, I meant IN it..thats it..among the slot machines N stuff)
toomiguci Member Posts: 769 (6/19/04 4:32 pm)	Re: well.. Abomb comes out on top of his match after a 10 minute match that shocks trhe fans. Alrighty folks, the semi finals are set now. They read as follows: DSR versus pyschoapeguy Abomb versus fettster DSR makes his way to the ring, followed by pyschoapeguy. Both men give an outstanding match that lasts 25 minutes & drives the crowd crazy. DSR comes out on top, which has folks wonder if this is what will also happen at the pay per view Sunday in the tag match Man, what a match. Those boys are impressive in there. Oh, & Dsr, I hope you don't mind, but if you do win this tournement, you will be wrestling TWICEon Sunday. Once for the tag titles, which will be the opening bout. And then in the main event for the evening. Abomb comes to the ring with fans boo'ing him like crazy. Fettster comes to the ring with a loud oviation. Both men lock up & Abomb shocks everybody with some damn good chain wrestling. Fettster is able to counter & escape to apply his own variations of chain wrestling. After 10 minutes, the crowd starts getting into this match, torn on who to cheer for. Another 10 minutes pass, & the crowd seems to be behind Abomb. The match last 30 minutes, when Abomb gets the victory with a school boy roll-up. Abomb exits the ring & gets into Toom E's face Abomb: See, I kept my word. Bring on my former partner. DSR runs out of the back & attacks Abomb from behind. The crowd is strongly behind DSR in this one. This match actually causes the locker room to empty, but in a good way. They surround the ring as if it was a Lumberjack Match to show their support for DSR. Both men go at it for about 20 minutes, when Abomb exits the ring to pull a ladder out from under the ring. Abomb throws it into the ring & none of the combatants at ringside get involved out of respect for the 2 men. Abomb climbs to the top of the ladder & performs a beautiful Swanton Bomb in onto DSR. The crowd is truly into this match. Abomb then attempts a pin as DSR is able to kick out at the 30 minute mark. DSR counters a comeback as the crowd is 100% behind him. DSR brings the ladder into play now, as he is able to take out Abomb with a massive clothesline. DSR climbs out of the ring where he grabs another ladder & a table. DSR sets up the 2 ladders & table in a scaffold like setting. DSR leaps off the table into a shooting star press on Abomb. DSR is able to actually hoist Abomb onto the homemade scaffold at the 40 minute mark & motions a ddt towards the crowd. DSR shocks the entire world as he actually ddt's Abomb OFF the scaffold, onto the canvas below. The crowd goes crazy. The ref counts 1-2-3 Joey Styles: OH MY GOD!!!!! BOTH MEN ARE BROKEN IN HALF & I CAN'T BELIEVE HE WON THAT WAY!!!!! Toom E looks on in shock, mouth wide open. Both men have gone EXTREME, but the ending was extremely suprising. The annoucer makes the proclamation of the winner after the ref informs him Announcer: The winner of the match & new #1 Contender to face HitmanMark Sunday at Stairway to Hardcore Heaven...ADAM BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!! Both men lay unconcious in the ring. DSR's is out cold, laying flat on his back with Abomb laying flat on his stomach, his arm draped over DSR's body.
Bobafett Posts: 398 (6/19/04 4:59 pm)	hmm Runs out and plants sweet chin music on Adam Bomb and add his name to the main event (a la Shawn for WM 20)..then proceeds to beat Adam Bomb with a steel chair...then Grabs the Mic.. "HitmanMark..You wanted to fight me..now you got youre chance..thats right..Its a 3 way fight for that ..lovely title of youres..well..soon to be MY title, youre just borrowing it..yeah..Fett 3:16 says Can you smell what the Fettsr#ters lovely ladies are cooking?..you won't cos I'll break you're nose..and thats the bottom line"
toomiguci Member Posts: 771 (6/19/04 6:53 pm)	Re: well.. Toom E walks into the ring & confronts fettster Now, now, now...we don't normally do a 3-way dance here in EWT. It's to much for the fans, but if that's what you want, then that means you loose the main event slot I offered you for the neck pay per view Bingo Brawl 2004. If you want the shot, you have to earn it for that pay per view. Thing is, ABomb earned his shot. As much as I hate to say it, but he earned it fair & square in the tournement. You want in? You want to sneak & cheat your way in? FINE!!! YOU'RE IN!!! But if you don't win the title, then you have to EARN it for Bingo Brawl 2004.
HitmanMark Posts: 432 (6/19/04 9:16 pm)	Double the fun <Stands in the ring, holding a mic in one hand, keeping the strap over his shoulder with the other; looking down, then tilts head slighty to start talking, with an intensity that would make Benoit take notice> A tall order, isn't it? Dealing with two men over the span of an hour to defend my belt? Newsflash, boys; this isn't going to be a good day for either of you. As you well know, the match for Stairway to Hardcore Heaven is STILL, despite being a three-way match now, an hour long Iron Man Submission Match. You can only win by making it alive through an hour of pain, agony, and bloodshed, and THEN going on to take one of your opponents, and make the bastard tap...or worse... A-Bomb, I know you're a brawler; you probably think you can wear us down for an hour and slap some hold on one of us to finish the match. Fett, you're old school; you'll concentrate on one area of the body for a full hour, and then get a hold on it to finish A-Bomb or myself off. I know what your plans are, gentlemen. But what don't seem to realize is, by coming into this match...you're in my world now. This is where the Jerseyan Crippler thrives: submissions, beating the life out of opponents, and never, NEVER, letting myself tap out. I only hope the two of you know what you're in for. My world, the match where I thrive...will be your personal hells.
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 522 (6/20/04 9:02 am)	Re: well.. DSR gets back in the ring... DSR: "ABomb, you got lucky out here tonight. I may not like it very much, but you're the number one contender, and I wanna wish you good luck at the PPV!" DSR extends a hand to ABomb. Abomb shakes hands with DSR, only to be given a stiff Clothesline from TRL! DSR: "I may have lost, but I'm not done here yet!!! I will walk into Bingo Brawl as the number one contender! And I will walk out of Bingo Brawl as the EWT World F'n Champion!!!" The Crowd: "DSR! DSR! DSR!" But don't think I'm looking past you for one second, PsychoApeGuy. You've just seen that I'm not afraid to fall off of a scaffold, albeit a self made one with two ladders and a table. BUT, how scared are you to fall off a scaffold?!?! Shark Boy and I will take your belts, then at Bingo Brawl, I take the World Title, and I will be the biggest G*Damn star the EWT has ever seen!!!!!!" DSR drops the mic, and climbs the turnbuckle. The Crowd: "DSR! DSR! DSR!" DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
toomiguci Member Posts: 773 (6/20/04 11:55 am)	Stairway to Hardcore Heaven Announcer: Good evening & welcome to Ceasar's Palace!! And welcome to Stairway to Hardcore Heaven!!! Place your bets on today's main event, as we see the first ever Iron Man Submission match 3-Way dance featuring the first ever advertised cross promotional match as the New Board Order's own Adam Bomb shows the fans of EWT that he can actually wrestle a damn good match, as he goes after our own Extreme Wrestlecrap Thread Champion, HitmanMark, & the People's Champion Fettster. Now, I give you the main man in the EWT, the man with the vision, Toom E Dangerously. Fans: Toom E, Toom E, Toom E, Toom E!!!!!! Toom staggers out to the ring, bandaged up & holding his ribs Toom: Thank you my friends. It's great to be back in front of fans that truly respect us & what we do instead of sleep. I hope you don't mind if I speak freely for a couple of minutes. Fans: Go ahead, go ahead, go ahea, go ahead!!!! Toom: Thank you. I want to speak of those goons in the WCF. As some of you have known, HitmanMark & I spent last night in jail because DoubleD had us arrested. But what were we arrested for? Fans: You kicked his, you kicked his ass, you kicked his ass!! Toom: That's correct. We kicked his ass. Me & HitmanMark. Hitman made sure nobody from the nBo got involved & DoubleD was taken care of by me. Thing is, DoubleD claims I was dq'ed for using a chair. The same chair that he has botched moves on day in & day out. The same chair that he hit his own mother with. And he claims I was there as an illegal act. That's not the case, as I had a legit backstage pass. How I got it? That's my business & my business alone. I have my ways of doing so. Everytime the nBo gets their asses handed to them by anybody, even when DoubleD's own mother gave him a spanking, they call for a dq & have you arrested. Yet, when I originally had the nBo arrested, they cried that it wasn't fair & pressed charges that were let go by the Chief of Police. It's a shame. If you can't take the heat in the wrestling biz, then stay out of MY kitchen!!! Fans: Stay the hell out, stay the hell out, stay the hell out!!! Toom: Let's get this show started. Let's bring on the opening match. And, may I add, right before the main event, I will have a suprise for every single one of you. Now, let's...get...EXTREME!!! Joey Styles: This is it folks. Our opening match, as you see the tables are getting set up in the ring with the Scaffold 20 feet above the ring. After witnessing DSR last night against A-Bomb, I can guarantee you this match will be intense. Not to mention DSR's match last night against pyschoapeguy. hey, wait a minute, we still don't know who pyschoapeguy's partner is. DSR & Shark Boy make their way to the ring as the fans start singing the theme song to Jawz. Both men climb the scaffold to the top & look down. DSR whispers something to Shark Boy who knods his head in agreement. pyschoapeguy makes his way to the ring, as he keeps looking to the back, wondering who his partner would be. Toom: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I forget to announce your partner pyschoape? Well, since I have gotten kind of tired of your ass kissing, I have decided to give you a partner who is worthy of kissing ass. I'm sure some folks remember him from earlier in the thread. I give you...Johnny Nitro!!! Nitro walks out of the back & climbs the scaffold. He's prepared for action, as he & his partner reach the top. The bell suddenly rings, as DSR picks Shark Boy up in a Gorilla press Slam & throws him right at Nitro, causing both Nitro & Shark Boy to fall off the Scaffold & through a table, thus eliminating the 2. The match now becomes one on one, as DSR & pyschoapeguy are the only 2 left on top of the Scaffold. DSR takes down psychoape with a Russion Leg Sweep. He then drops a form of the elbow drop onto him. Both men go at it for 10 minutes, with the crowd totally into it. pyschoape is actually able to shove DSR off the scaffold, but DSR is close to the ladder as he falls & grabs the ladder for leverage. The jerk motion causes him to dislocate his shoulder, but he still is able to climb up. Once he gets up, he trips up pyschoape, who doesn't realize DSR is still in the match. DSR gives a dropkick & climbs even higher up on the Scaffold. DSR dives off the Scaffold, onto pyschoape with an elbowdrop. pyschoape rols around in pain. With only one arm, DSR is able to hit the 25 minute mark, as he picks up pyschoape by the arm, throws him off the scaffold with a running start, & stands, watching pyschoape fall through the air, bounce off the top rope, & land on a table, smashing it in half. Joey Styles: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!!! PYSCHOAPEGUY IS BROKEN IN HALF!@!!!! I CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS!!!! WE FINALLY HAVE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!! DSR climbs down the Scaffold, stands over pyschoapeguy to make sure he's Ok as pyschoape gives the thumbs up while EMT's check on him. Shark Boy jumps into the ring with a broken yet victorius DSR, & the 2 raise their newly won championship belts. DSR grabs the mic: DSR: This is only a start for myself & Shark Boy. I want a #1 Contender's Shot again. I want Bingo Brawl to be mine. And I want whoever wins the title tonight. Especially if it's Adam Bomb. A-Bomb got lucky the other night, but if we meet again..his luck will run out. And that, Las Vegas, is something you can bet on. A few more matches go on, including the advertised Bra & panties 8-Women match. The crowd gets irate as the Golden Girls enter the ring. Even before their opponents enter, the fans run into the ring & dress the Golden Girls per the stipulation of the match, making Fabulous Moolah, Mae Young, Sensational Sherri, & Madusa the winners even before they can exit the locker rooms. A couple of more matches go on that really have no signifigance in this thread, as we come close to main event time. Toom E makes his way down to the ring just as the fans think they're about to get a main event. Toom: Are you folks enjoying yourselfs today? Fans: yes we are, yes we are, yes we are!!! Toom: Good, I'm glad. I have decided to hold a battle royal tonight. A battle royal you will all love. Why? Well, since Fettster has agreed to the terms of his new contract after he left WCF, that leaves us without a TV Thread Champion. And tonight, we will crown a second new champion. So be prepared for the participants to come on down. The locker room starts to clear out, as Shark Boy, Terry Funk, New Jack, sevietronix, Johnny Nitro, Steve Lombardi, Blue Meanie, John Tenta, some Bearded Guy, William Hung, Richard Simmons, Tito Santana, the Golden Girls, & the Wiggles make their way to the ring. Just as the battle royal begins, out walks pyschoapeguy pyschoape: Hold on, wait a minute. I may have not gotten the tag team championships tonight. But if you're going to have a battle royal, you need the king of battle royals in that very ring. ME!! PYSCHOAPE JUMPS INTO THE RING, SUPRISING ALL, AS IT LOOKED LIKE HE HAD BROKEN HIS NECK EARLIER IN THE EVENING. Everybody starts pouncing on pyschoape, including his tag team partner from earlier. pyschoape is able to get out of their grips, as he picks Johnny Nitro to start things off with. pyschoape: This is for getting eliminated so fast tonight. make that 2 eliminations for ya as he throws Nitro over the top rope. The battle royal continues, as one by one, folks are elminated. Steve Lombardi goes next, then sevietronix, The Wiggles & Golden Girls eliminated each other, Richard Simmons & William Hung slap each other over the top rope, & Blue Meanie was eliminated by Tenta. realizing John tenta may be a threat, the remaining folks ganged up on him with no luck. pyschoape decided to try something different & he actually dropkicked Tenta over the top rope, shocking everybody. Tito Santanna & terry Funk relived their old 1985 rivarly, as they eliminated each other. pyschoape showed New Jack the exit, now leaving a rematch of sorts from earlier between Shark Boy & pyschoape. The crowd is truly behind Shark Boy, as they love his theme song. pyschoape & Shark Boy go at it, just the 2 of them, for a clear 30 minutes with things looking very undecisive. By this point, fans starting splitting their cheers. Both men were giving a new name to scientific wrestling. Shark Boy takes down pyschoape & decides to go for a top rope manuever. pyschoape jumps up after faking unconciousness & shoves shark Boy off the top rope & eliminating him. Announcer: The winner of the Battle Royal & NEW TV thread Champion, pyschoapeguy!!!! pyschoape grabs the mic pyschoape: Yo Adrian!!! I DID IT !!!!!!! I DID IT FOR YOU!!!!!! Main Event time, as all 3 participants make their way to the ring. The crowd is clearly behind Hitmanmark, who has proven himself week in & week out that he deserves the championship. Fettster decides to start the match by giving both men a chair shot & going after Hitmanmark. Fettster jumps ontop of Hitman & starts pounding away on him. A-Bomb actually comes up with the save, using the exact same chair. Fettster is busted open 10 minutes into the match. The fans are screaming for more blood, as A-Bomb pulls a chain out his trunks & starts pounding away on fettster, opening him up even more. A-Bomb: Add yourself into my match, will ya? I'll give you a whole new level of EXTREME then Fettster. HitmanMark grabs A-Bomb & yanks him off Fettster, grabbing the chain. Hitman: You want to use a chain? I'll show you how it's done. Hitman starts whipping A-Bomb across the back with the chain, then wrapped it around his hand, using it on A-Bomb & busting him open. Hitman then decided it was souveneir time, as he threw the chain into the crowd. 20 minutes had passed at this point, as Hitman had the upperhand. Fettster attacks Hitman from behind, giving him the upperhand now. fettster whips Hitman into the ropes & performs a Thesz Press onto Hitman. Fettster then applies a Figure Four Leglock onto Hitman as A-Bomb decides to get involved & starts dropping elbows onto Hitman. After about 5 minutes of this, Hitman is actually seen tapping out from the pain. fettster lets go & starts celebrating as if he won the match. The ref reminds Fettster that the match has only been 25 minutes & there's 35 minutes to go. Fettster protests, saying he had it won. The ref reminds him that the submission has to come AFTER one hour. Hitman is able to rub out the pain & climb the top rope, where he delievers a body press onto fettster & the ref. The ref is now out of the match, as A-Bomb pounces ontop of Hitman after his splash. A-Bomb starts chain wrestling on Hitman, taking Hitman by suprise. The match hits the 40 minute mark, with the ring a bloody mess as all 3 men are now bleeding. The fight is taking outside the ring, as A-Bomb grabs a camera & decides to use it A weapon. he bashes hitman over the head with it & takes out fettster. The match finally hits the 60 minute mark, as the match OFFICALLY begins. A-Bomb grabs another chair, as he smacks fettster into the corner & beats him down wityh it. A-Bomb then pulls out a pair of handcuffs & cuffs fettster to the ringpost. A-Bomb then goes after Hitman, who is outside the ring, trying to come back to his senses. A-Bomb throws hitman back into the ring & picks him up for a scoopslam. Hitman is able to counter into a crossface & applies pressure big time. After having the hold applied for 10 minutes, A-Bomb can't take anymore & taps out. The match has hit the 80 minute mark as HitmanMark, a bloody mess, still holds onto the piece of gold called the EWT Thread Heavyweight Championship. Hitman jumps into the crowd, a bloody mess, to celebrate. DSR then walks out from the locker room, stands in the aisle way, & claps for the victorious HitmanMark. Hitman grabs the mic, holds the belt up, & proclaims, as the pay per view goess off the air: HitmanMark: I just lasted 80 minutes against 3 men. You want to try & take me to the limits for this? For this belt? You got tag gold & now you want my gold? Not only do I accept your challenge, but you name the stipulation for Bingo Brawl & I'll be there. fade to black
Bobafett Posts: 400 (6/20/04 12:03 pm)	Hmm Seems desperate times call for desperate measures.. (Fettster sttaggers to his feet and grabs a mic..but instead of spweaking..throws it at HitmanMark's head and knocks him out..then Fettster walks over and literally takes the belt) JR= Bawh gawd.this is Heinous..someone put a stop to this (Fettster walks up to the spanish commentry table and clears stuff off it..he then drags HitmanMark to it and..Pedegrees him through it) Its MY title now.. (Fettster walks out the arena with the Title belt..told ya he'd get it)
psychoapeguy Member Posts: 439 (6/20/04 1:23 pm)	Re: Stairway to Hardcore Heaven my momma always told me i had a face for radio....but gosh darn it, i'm the television champion, dadio!!....i am the champion of all of the television sets int he world! big tvs, small tvs....it don't matter if it's a color tv, black 'n' white...plasma screen....i am the champion of all of 'em!! and toomiguci...you said i kiss donkey-horse hybrids at the ppv and you were tired of me doing so....i don't recall ever doing such an act...although i tend to pass out sometimes at night when i lay down on this soft rectangular thing...dunno what that's about...but i always come to a few hours later and never know what happened....maybe i kissed them horse-donkeys during one of those times.........but that doesn't matter...i am the champion of television!...and as the television champion, i am going to make sure that 24 hour golden girls marathons will take place every day on lifetime....that's lifetime....television for women and television champions.............i'll be on a special k box soon...eat your heart out wheeties!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND...
Da Crapper Member Posts: 337 (6/20/04 2:14 pm)	Re: Hmm ::{"Da Rockwiler" by Method & Red Man blare as a strange weird guy with poo all over him in the style of Muta face paint struts into the bingo hall.}:: Crapper: POOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! ME JOIN FED!!!!!!!! ::{Crapper gets a POOOOOOOOO chant going.}:: Wrestling: in Canada, its a Tradition... in Mexico, its a Religion... in Japan, its a Sport... in America...... its a joke. posting "something"=wrestlecrap makes you look like the following: petty, small, and not very intelligent. it will also result in: Instant Flaming by The Crapper if it is not: Well thought out, and not just a filler post
HitmanMark Posts: 438 (6/20/04 6:52 pm)	The Great Mighty Poo?! An animalistic fecalphiliac? Couldn't you have just been the Man-Beast or something? Now the whole locker room smells!
toomiguci Member Posts: 777 (6/20/04 7:46 pm)	Re: Take that.... Fettster, you keep trying different methods to get into the main event slot & wrestle for the title. I can understand you wanting that shot & wanting that Gold. Who doesn't? Hell, if I didn't run this company, I would want a crack at it, as well. Now, I can ban you, I can suspend you, I can have you arrested for stealing. But I'm not going to do that. That's not my method. That is why I have come up with a better idea. See, so far, everybody who has gone after HitmanMark has earned their shot. Even Adam Bomb, who is not contractually obligated, earned his shot at the belt. And, may I add, the man impressed me. Personally, I would like to see him turn over a new leaf, leave the WCF, & come to the EWT full time. Unfortunatly, that will not happen. So, I am going to do this. This week, with our ratings & posts going higher, Fox Sports Net has informed me they may be interested in our show if we can maintain our 6.0 rating share. And I vow to do so. How? By giving the fans what they want. By giving HitmanMark what he wants. And by giving YOU what YOU want. And that is, we're bringing the Escalator to Heaven match to FREE TELEVISION on Dike TV. This week, we will hype it big time for Friday, on Non-Advertised Wrestling. The Championship Belt you stole will be placed at the top of the escalator. A child will be trying to get on the escalator. You must keep that child off the escalator before he sits down on it & gets caught & dragged under, plus you must retrieve the championship from the top of the escalator. In otherwords fettster, help the company as we help you. You got your shot at the big time. Now you must help EWT get their shot at the big time.
Da Crapper Member Posts: 339 (6/20/04 10:15 pm)	Re: The Great Mighty Poo?! Crapper: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ::{Crapper steps around the Bingo Hall and sprays Brown Mist at old ladies.}:: JR: BUH GAWD! POO MONGER MIST!!! BUH GAWD!!!!! Wrestling: in Canada, its a Tradition... in Mexico, its a Religion... in Japan, its a Sport... in America...... its a joke. posting "something"=wrestlecrap makes you look like the following: petty, small, and not very intelligent. it will also result in: Instant Flaming by The Crapper if it is not: Well thought out, and not just a filler post
psychoapeguy Member Posts: 440 (6/21/04 9:38 am)	Re: Take that.... ape goes up to the poo-filled guy ape - gee golly, sam i am....you're filled with poo....you pro'lly look like my dag-um insides after taco bell....gee golly, if i had you as a tag partner...i'm sure i could get them tag belts...and we could celebrate with chocolate milk and brownies for all!!!....what'ya say, ol' poomeister? THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND...
HitmanMark Posts: 439 (6/21/04 11:06 am)	Psycho and Poo together? That...is heinous.
Da Crapper Member Posts: 342 (6/21/04 12:39 pm)	Re: Take that.... ::{Crapper nods}:: Crapper: TAG TEAM POOOOOOOO!!!! Wrestling: in Canada, its a Tradition... in Mexico, its a Religion... in Japan, its a Sport... in America...... its a joke. posting "something"=wrestlecrap makes you look like the following: petty, small, and not very intelligent. it will also result in: Instant Flaming by The Crapper if it is not: Well thought out, and not just a filler post
toomiguci Member Posts: 787 (6/21/04 3:49 pm)	Re: Psycho and Poo together? Screw the tag team thing for now. I wanna see what this pile of poo is made of. Um, that doesn't sound right. It sounds kind of corny, actually. But, this Friday, on Dike TV's Non-Advertised Wrestling, not only will we have the Escalator to Heaven match betweet Fettster & HitmanMark, but we will also have the in-ring debut of Poo as he takes on pyschoapeguy in a non-title matchu. I wanna see what the pile of @#%$ can do.
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 524 (6/21/04 5:40 pm)	Re: Take that.... *DSR walks out to the ring: DSR: "Hell, this weeks Unadvertised Show is looking great! But there's just one problem. I don't have a match! So, tell ya what...I been talkin' it over with Shark Boy, and we've decided to defend the tag team titles." The crowd starts singing the Theme from Jaws. DSR: "We are going to defend our titles against...Balls Mahoney and Axl Rotten!!!!!" The crowd gives a huge pop. DSR: "Now, onto some other business. Hitman Mark, you and I got a date with destiny at Bingo Brawl. You may have gone 80 minutes with two guys from the WCF B-show, but you won't be so lucky against me! And let's not forget, you tapped out midway through that match." Crowd: "Hmark tapped out! Hmark tapped out!" DSR: "When you and I get to Bingo Brawl, we will pull out all the stops. We will give these people a damn good show. You people remember what I did to ABomb, right? Top of the ladder, wrapped in barbed wire. Some of you call it the Shooting Star Press, but I call it DASHBOARD COMPRESSIONAL!!! HMark, you will feel the pain of Dashboard Compressional! You will feel the pain of Emocore!!! And I will be..." Crowd: "New World Champ! New World Champ! New World Champ!" DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
mprox666 Member Posts: 40 (6/21/04 6:10 pm)	ok still not 100% mprox: blurred version walks out to the ring, ignoring who was in the ring last, grabs the mic, " ok ladies and gentlemen........ i mprox: blurred version have an anouncement, im forming my own faction here in the E.W.T. ........ while W.C.W had the original nwo, E.C.W. had the Bwo....... the W.C.F has the nbo........... we here in the E.W.T will have our own version like our extreme predecessors before us, i am forming the .................. Bored Now Order. what the nbo do we shall do the opposite of, the no sell every post........ we shall oversell every post, the drink heavily ......... we shall be tee-total, where they squash jobber's we shall put them over where they do screw job's we shall not. thank you for your time ( and if the nbo try any legal tricks about this i beat you lot to it and copyrighted the name, if you want it you'll have to wrestle for it right here in the E.W.T. and do it fair and square) mprox fact: he is the originator of the B.N.O. mprox fact: mprox really hates spider's yet will happily take away their breathing privileges
Bobafett Posts: 422 (6/21/04 6:17 pm)	Na.. We're Bigger than that..we need a DX style group..I give you FX!!! (F*****g eXtreme) Mprox join with us..you'll not regret it
mprox666 Member Posts: 42 (6/21/04 6:23 pm)	thanks ..... but cheers fettester, but i want to see where the B.N.O takes me and the E.W.T. ....... i have a feeling this could be the next boring thing. B.N.O. bored now? you soon will be! ( i used to walk around behind the bar i worked in just spouting "bored now" so this kind of made sense to me, considering i'd said it every weekend repeatedly for over a year.)
Da Crapper Member Posts: 348 (6/21/04 6:29 pm)	Re: Na.. ::{Da Poo Monger walks up to Fettster, still in the style of Muta Poo Face Paint.}:: Poo Monger: @#%$.... eXtreme! ... neeeds... POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! {Poo Monger lifts his head up and sprays the Poo Monger Mist into the air.}:: JR: BUH GAWD! POO MONGER MIST! BUH GAWD THAT'S HEINOUS! Wrestling: in Canada, its a Tradition... in Mexico, its a Religion... in Japan, its a Sport... in America...... its a joke. posting "something"=wrestlecrap makes you look like the following: petty, small, and not very intelligent. it will also result in: Instant Flaming by The Crapper if it is not: Well thought out, and not just a filler post
mprox666 Member Posts: 43 (6/21/04 6:35 pm)	okies mprox: blurred version falls over selling da crapper's brown mist, even though it wasnt aimed at him, damn it man what were you eating yesterday? B.N.O.: just what this place needed another faction which is a rip off of a rip off
psychoapeguy Member Posts: 443 (6/21/04 6:35 pm)	Re: Na.. toomiguci....yer gettin' on my nerves, ol' buddy boy....ya give me that nancy johnny nitro as a tag partner...and now ya deny me the poo man...and make me face him? the man of poo and i have a common bond, we reek of both great wrestling talent, and of a horrible stench...and poo man....i hear you have a devastating finger poke if ya know what i mean wink wink i have a devastating finger pull....but that's a whole different story.....anyway, after our match, poo man....nobody's gonna stop us from winnin' the tag gold...and the champs will drop a load....a load of gold, and that gold will be ours! moo hoo hah!!! THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND...
Da Crapper Member Posts: 349 (6/21/04 6:37 pm)	Re: Na.. ::{Shrugs and walks around in a Keiji Mutoh-esque fashion.}:: Poo Monger: POO!!! ... FX... need... POO!!!! ::{Awaits Fettster's answer.}:: Wrestling: in Canada, its a Tradition... in Mexico, its a Religion... in Japan, its a Sport... in America...... its a joke. posting "something"=wrestlecrap makes you look like the following: petty, small, and not very intelligent. it will also result in: Instant Flaming by The Crapper if it is not: Well thought out, and not just a filler post
Bobafett Posts: 423 (6/21/04 6:41 pm)	hmm In FX ..there is no sush thing as too much poo..welcome aboard
Da Crapper Member Posts: 350 (6/21/04 6:46 pm)	Re: Na.. ::{Goes ape @#%$ and sprays Poo Monger Mist everywhere.}:: Wrestling: in Canada, its a Tradition... in Mexico, its a Religion... in Japan, its a Sport... in America...... its a joke. posting "something"=wrestlecrap makes you look like the following: petty, small, and not very intelligent. it will also result in: Instant Flaming by The Crapper if it is not: Well thought out, and not just a filler post
psychoapeguy Member Posts: 444 (6/21/04 7:15 pm)	Re: hmm walks out in ultimate warrior facepaint all these folks joining groups everywhere in abundant atrocities....i'm sick of it!...time for a new nation for form in the skies of the grapes and the diamonds!! this is the time for the One Ape Thread!!!!! all my little apes will follow me to the heavens of potatoes and grand ovals from the depths of the oceans!! our penelopes of today will be sewn together with the yarns of lemming todem poles.......and my little apes will make me strong!.......the OAT will run through you!!!! ....good sasser mollasser...the OAT will run through you!!! shakes the ropes a few times and calmly walks away THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND...
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 529 (6/21/04 7:20 pm)	Re: Na.. Well, oats are high in fiber. They really do go right through you. DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
Da Crapper Member Posts: 351 (6/21/04 7:52 pm)	Re: hmm ::{Sprays the Poo Monger Mist in DSR's face}:: Wrestling: in Canada, its a Tradition... in Mexico, its a Religion... in Japan, its a Sport... in America...... its a joke. posting "something"=wrestlecrap makes you look like the following: petty, small, and not very intelligent. it will also result in: Instant Flaming by The Crapper if it is not: Well thought out, and not just a filler post
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 531 (6/21/04 8:04 pm)	Re: Na.. *DSR sells the Poo Mist like John Coachman. Da Crapper celebrates like crazy. DSR gets up and gives Da Crapper a fierce Emokick. DSR then climbs to the top rope, and delivers a Dashboard Compressional. DSR then goes to the back, leaving Da Crapper unconscious. DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
Da Crapper Member Posts: 352 (6/21/04 8:24 pm)	Re: hmm Crapper: What did I do?! ::{Poo Monger laughs and hits Poo Monger Mist again on DSR.}:: Wrestling: in Canada, its a Tradition... in Mexico, its a Religion... in Japan, its a Sport... in America...... its a joke. posting "something"=wrestlecrap makes you look like the following: petty, small, and not very intelligent. it will also result in: Instant Flaming by The Crapper if it is not: Well thought out, and not just a filler post
HitmanMark Posts: 441 (6/21/04 8:57 pm)	Bah Gawd... Wow, I sell the after-effect of an 80-minute three way dance for ONE night, and THIS is what I see when I get back? Faction upon faction, gimmick upon gimmick? Are we men, or have we become WCF? There can be only one answer. <camera follows HMark as he makes his way to the back...opens a door that says "Creative Control Room"...looks in to see...> HMark: :gasp: VINCE RUSSO?!? Vinnie-Ru: IT WAS MEEEEEEEEE, HMARK! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG! HMark: <stares at him, a little confused> VR: Uh...um, yeah, Toom E. left me charge while he was away. And remember, factions and fecal gimmicks = RATINS! HMark: <slowly backs away, shuts door, walks backwards away from that God-forsaken place> Um...wow, where was I...oooh yes... DSR, yeah, you're still on my damn radar. But Dashboard Compressional? You gotta get better taste in music, emo-kid. I mean, what's your Dashboard Compressional gonna do against the Credance Crippler Crossface Revival? How's it gonna keep you out of my SharpSexShooter Pistols? But better music aside...you're gonna have to forgive me if Bingo Brawl isn't exactly on my mind right now. See, Toom E. set up a little match for me and the Fett; seems the little man got a little upset after I outlasted him at the PPV, and couldn't wait to get his little hands on my little title. I'm about to rectify that problem. Escalator to Heaven, Elevator to Hell, Stairmaster to Purgatory, IT DOESN'T MATTER; because, in the end, they'll all end the same...with one winner...with the Jerseyan Crippler, raising HIS title...in complete, and total victory. And if any of you guys in the back got a problem with that, well, here I am; any of you...give me everything you've got. <fires snot rockets, gets a huge pop from the crowd>
toomiguci Member Posts: 789 (6/21/04 9:03 pm)	Re: Na.. Toom E storms the ring after all of this has gone down Hold on, hold on, hold on just a second here. Some of this has got to stop & it has got to stop NOW!!!! pyschoape, if you want to be tag team partners with Poo Monger, that is fine with me. You are the Tv Thread Champion, thus meaning the second best singles wrestler going. That is why I want you to have a non-title match against Poo Monger. I want to be able to see how he handles in the ring. There will be no finger pokes, there will be no finger pulls. If there is any sort of shenagians that do not prove to be a legit match, I will strip you of that Championship Belt around your waist. DSR, if you & Shark Boy wish to defend the titles, that's fine with me. If you want it against Axl Rotten & Balls Mahoney, I suppose I can allow that since, frankly, those 2 suck in the ring. Which is why I am going to make it more entertaining for the fans by bringing back an old ECW classic: the Great Balls of Fire Table Match. The first team to place their opponents through a burning table win. Fettster, you WILL stop showing up in the WCF claiming to be the World Champion. You have not beaten HitmanMark yet. And frankly, you're making us look bad. We don't need the WCF anymore to help us. Look at their Hey yo thread...over 230 posts. Look at our Take That thread...over 120 posts. Focus more on your company for now. Focus more on your title match this Friday. Afterall, the Escalator to Heaven is no easy match. Just ask HitmanMark. And Vince, Vince Russo...you're FIRED!!!! I leave you in charge so that I amy attend the Scammy Awards Ceremony & this is what you do??? FACTIONS!!! All factions from this day forth are GONE!!! Well, except for the Bored Now Order. For some reason, I like those little guys. As for those of you preparing for Bingo Brawl 2004, because of Friday's big Dike TV's Non-Advertised Wrestling to impress Fox Sports Net, will be held live, on pay per view Saturday, July 3rd on a special saturday showcase. This way, you can all build up more storylines & we can add more matches besides HitmanMark versus DSR. Plus, both DSR & HitmanMark will be meeting with me behind closed doors to discuss if they want any stipulations or what style of gimmic for the match. The announcement will come on Friday's show. And Poo Monger, I haven't forgotten about you son. Take a damn bath. Your fellow wrestlers are complaining of the stench in the locker room. Edited by: toomiguci at: 6/21/04 9:07 pm
Da Crapper Member Posts: 355 (6/21/04 11:03 pm)	Re: Bah Gawd... ::{Poo Monger walks into the ladies room and undresses. He turns on the hot shower and grins delightfully as the hot water runs down his poo caked face.}:: Poo Monger: MMMM.... Hot Water.... POO! ::{Poo Monger than turns around to hit an old lady in her robe with the Poo Monger Mist!}:: JR: POO MONGER MIST!!! BUH GAWD!!!! King: That's getting a little redundant... JR: Oh? Puppies ring a bell? Wrestling: in Canada, its a Tradition... in Mexico, its a Religion... in Japan, its a Sport... in America...... its a joke. posting "something"=wrestlecrap makes you look like the following: petty, small, and not very intelligent. it will also result in: Instant Flaming by The Crapper if it is not: Well thought out, and not just a filler post
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 533 (6/22/04 8:05 am)	Re: Na.. Hey man, don't make fun of the Dashboard Compressional, or the band who's name I ripped off to create it. Believe me, if I could work it into my character, I would use more metal stuff. I listen to plenty of metal, but came up with the Emocore Hero first. And since that got me over, I'm sticking with it. DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 500 (6/22/04 8:20 am)	What in the blue hell?!? Right, the mood is about to change - what the hell is this thread? Where did this come from? Just wait for the Spikester to leave the building, and then set up shop over here, in some (have I got this shiznit right?) Bingo Hall? That does it - I'm gonna snap right here and NOW!!! Gettem, boys! That's right, I've got Oompa-Loompa's, and I'm not afraid to use them oBn - welcome to the Bizarro Thread
mprox666 Member Posts: 44 (6/22/04 10:40 am)	hmmmmmm the B.N.O. is afraid of no-one .......... looks at the oompa lumpa's ........... aiiiiiiiiiiiieee no circus midgets nooooooooo run, run before the break out the sock pupets and balloon animals ....... * runs into the ropes and falls over selling it like there's no tomorow* B.N.O.: bored now? you bet i am!
Bobafett Posts: 426 (6/22/04 2:32 pm)	well I offically resign from EWT
HitmanMark Posts: 447 (6/22/04 2:34 pm)	re: well Well then, I'll just be taking my title back, thankyaveramuch.
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1077 (6/22/04 2:39 pm)	-- live via telephone lest he has to actually work a match again Ha! Someone has come to their senses and decided ratings and sweet merchandising are more important than great matches.. Fettster glad to have you back with us in the WCF! Stevie, still a place for you back with your brethren in the nBo.. for your sake you need to follow Fettster's good example and desert this sinking ship before it's too late.. I even think your erstwhile partner, one blackonese man o' war Abomb would be able to forgive your betrayal if you'd come to your senses and abandon this exciting high risk style and return to your roots o' botchitude.. the offer's open, for now, but it's the LAST time it'll be mentioned. once this Eggroll Wallaby Tshirt experiment comes crashing down around Toom E. NO ONE will be 'round to pick up the pieces. keep that in mind, and choose wisely.
Da Crapper Member Posts: 373 (6/22/04 3:01 pm)	Re: re: well ::{Da Poo Mongah does his funny walk to the telephone, wondering who the guy on the other end is talking to, since Poo Monger is the only one around.}:: Poo Monger: Poo? Slim: The hell are you talking about?! Poo Monger: You...want...Poo... for.... WCF? Slim: Poo? Poo Monger: Poo...! Slim: No! No Poo! Only Jobbing!!!! JOB TO US NOW!!! ::{Poo Mongah gets a little scared, and bites his lip. He then backs up and hits Poo Monger Mist on the telephone receiver!}:: JR: BUH GAWD! THAT POO MONGER IS FULL OF @#%$! King: You think that is really Poop JR? JR: I DUNNO KANG! BUT BUH GAWD THAT POO MONGER IS A HOSS! Wrestling: in Canada, its a Tradition... in Mexico, its a Religion... in Japan, its a Sport... in America...... its a joke. posting "something"=wrestlecrap makes you look like the following: petty, small, and not very intelligent. it will also result in: Instant Flaming by The Crapper if it is not: Well thought out, and not just a filler post
mprox666 Member Posts: 45 (6/22/04 6:11 pm)	offical B.N.O. statement warning the following has not been paid for by anyone in particular, and in no way represents the E.W.T. camera focus's in on one mprox: blurred version as he's sat in a chair back stage "ok now the E.W.T. has lost another star to our rivals who wont be named, only due to the fact that my lawyer answer's to the name MR. L. HUTZ and ive not won a single case with him as my lawyer, im not surprised that were leaking stars, what with strange Oompa-Loompa people wandering around and people saying poo all day long, it does make me wonder, what am i doing here? but that is not the way of the B.N.O. were bored now, later and probably still be tomorrow so im saying im still here the B.N.O. will still be here." B.N.O.: liked by the boss of the E.W.T.
HitmanMark Posts: 448 (6/22/04 7:49 pm)	Just a suggestion, really. You know, mprox, if you're really that bored, there is the TV Thread Title to challenge for; I'm getting a little tired of being the only champ to defend his title around here, anyway. And DSR...now, with Fett out of the way...it's back down to you and me. Bingo Brawl. EWT World Heavyweight Title. Meltzer's Probable Match of the Year. I'm still waiting for your stipulation. And I'll wait here all f'n night if I have to. <sits on a chair backwards, waits...>
toomiguci Member Posts: 791 (6/22/04 8:23 pm)	Line Up Changes Well, well, well..it seems Fettster would rather give up his second main event shot for Friday to go job to the WCF because I didn't want him appearing on WCF's show claiming to be our World Champion. That's fine. Let him go do the J.O.B. however he likes. So, courtesy of the Fettster, we will change the main event for Dike TV's Non-Advertised Wrestling. Oh, there still will be a title defense for HitmanMark because I know he wants the challenge. And it will still be an Escalator to Heaven match. And there still is a man who has previously earned a title shot, only to have unfortunatly back down. So, we will have ourselves a friendly title match between 2 of the greats. HitmanMark will be defending his EWT Heavyweight Thread Championship against mprox blurred version 1. My question is this: mprox, are you ready to return to the ring?
toomiguci Member Posts: 794 (6/22/04 8:42 pm)	Special announcement Coming this Friday on Dike TV's Non-Advertised Wrestling Poo Monger makes his in-ring debut, as he takes on the TV Thread Champion pyschoapeguy in a non-title match. Shark Boy & DSR defend their Tag Team Thread Championships against Balls mahoney & Axll Rotten in a Great Balls of Fire Table Match. And will mprox blurred version 1 accept Toom E dangerously's offer to return to the ring for the Escalator to Heaven Championship Match? But first, before defending the championship, witness the contract signing between DSR & HitmanMark for Bingo Brawl 2004. Find out if DSR & Hitmanmark have chosen a stipulation gimmic match or a normal match. Plus, Toom E Dangerously will have a special announcement involving the future of Extreme Wrestlecrap Thread. All this & possibly more this Friday on Dike TV's Non-Advertised Wrestling.
Da Crapper Member Posts: 383 (6/22/04 11:40 pm)	Re: Take that.... ::{Poo Mongah makes his way out to the riiiiiiiiiing.}:: Poo Mongah: Now I know that I have a match wit' Psychapeguy at the non-televised whatevah... but you need to know one thaaaaaaaaaaang. And that is the Crappy Dream LIVES AWWWWWN! And when the match is all said and done, Da Poo Mongah will strut his way to the winner's side of the paywinduh, Oh yeah! ::{Poo Monger looks around as everyone is dead silent.}:: Poo Monger: Poo? ::{Poo Mongah bites his lip, and then sprays everyone with the Poo Monger Mist!!!}:: JR: BUH GAWD!!! HE DID IT AGAIN! THAT POO MONGER IS A DEADLY MAN KANG! King: Easy JR, don't give yourself a heart attack... JR: I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M TALKIN' LIKE THIS KANG! OH..Sharp pains in my chest... ::{JR Falls over convulsing, obviously having a heart attack. King calls paraemdics, who are now trying to put the fat ass on a stretcher.}:: JR: BUH GAWD!!! THAT'S HEINOUS! I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK KANG! BUH GAWD!!! Wrestling: in Canada, its a Tradition... in Mexico, its a Religion... in Japan, its a Sport... in America...... its a joke. posting "something"=wrestlecrap makes you look like the following: petty, small, and not very intelligent. it will also result in: Instant Flaming by The Crapper if it is not: Well thought out, and not just a filler post
psychoapeguy Member Posts: 453 (6/23/04 2:35 am)	Re: Special announcement ape stands in the back wearing warrior facepaint ape - toomiguci...you and yer ruley schmooleys.....no finger pokes...no finger pulls....no chicken fingers with special dipping sauce......the little apes are not happy about this colamoration of gruntitude going on.....and as they watch on in the heavens and make us all eat the bagels of life....the little apes tell me....that poo monger and i will battle like gladiators in the cosmic heavens and our fight will rain down upon the threads like raccoons in daycare!!! our fight will be a good one, poo friend...our fight will be like a universal laxitive...cleaning out the evil intestines filled with bad things and carrots!!....this will be the ultimate challenge! ape pulls some rope from his pocket and starts to violently shake it in front of him....then calmly walks away whistling the golden girls theme THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND...
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 504 (6/23/04 3:16 am)	Re: Take that.... *Quote:* ape pulls some rope from his pocket and starts to violently shake it in front of him....then calmly walks away whistling the golden girls theme That's golden - that image is too good to be true. I can just imagine the Wah-ya doin' that in the street, at any opportunity. In the store, at the beach, down the pub - that would be a million dollar sketch for SNL (or something funnier).
HitmanMark Posts: 450 (6/23/04 9:03 am)	The lunatics run the asylum! Good Lord...while everything around me falls to chaos, what with our TV Thread Champ now thinking he's the master of Gruntitude and Snarlation...I think it's my duty as champion to rise above this stuff. DSR...I'm still waiting...
psychoapeguy Member Posts: 457 (6/23/04 12:57 pm)	Re: Take that.... i have the power of the ape in me...and hitman, those aren't even real words! the ape only uses punctuary that befittles the grosserities that the apes speaks of!!!....all my little apes follw me in a blind blizzard with oreos inside...you can buy it cheap at dairy queen!!!........ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! the power of the ape!! my power is increminous to the delarbities of everyday life....and i, the ultimate ape, will rain down with proclamitory abandon and rage!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND...
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 541 (6/23/04 1:40 pm)	Re: The lunatics run the asylum! *DSR walks out to the ring. The Crowd cheers him like crazy. DSR: "I know you all heard that those nbo bastards want me back. And to be honest, why wouldn't they? I take a dump in their arena, and the ratings skyrocket. But the nBo is not where I call home anymore. I represent...E W F'n T!!!!" The crowd: "DSR! DSR! DSR!" DSR: "HMark, you want a stipulation. You got one! At Bingo Brawl, you and I will go one on one...in a BARBED WIRE MATCH!!!!!!! And when it's all said and done, I will be..." The crowd: "New World Champ! New World Champ!" DSR: "Oh, and that's not all, boys and girls. At Bingo Brawl, performing my entrance music will be... THE USED!!!!! It's gonna be the biggest night in the history of the EWT, with it's two biggest stars going toe to toe! Get ready, HMark! I sure as Hell will be..." The crowd: "New World Champ! New World Champ!" DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 122 (6/23/04 1:56 pm)	Re: Take that.... Hey DSR since you won't listen to the nBo I have brought somebody you might listen to ladies and gentlemen the most underated and unapreciated worker in WWE.....Steven Richards!!! SR:Hey DSR if you come back to the nBo they will let you do your high risk moves and they promise not to beat you down if you return and Dashboard Confession will play your theme song live everytime you come to the ring and you can have any WWE diva of your choice and they will do anything you say I mean anything. A Bomb:So whats it going to be man us or them? If you ain't down with the nBo and DX I got 2 words 4 ya SUCK IT!
HitmanMark Posts: 451 (6/23/04 2:05 pm)	ENTER THE CHAMP <HMark's theme explodes over the PA; the crowd gets on their feet> <HMark appear, World Heavyweight Title around his waste, and enters the ring. The crowd starts chanting "HIT-MAN-MARK! HIT-MAN MARK!"...or are they? Half of the arena gets behind the champ, as the other half is chanting "D-S-R! D-S-R!" The crowd has divided in half over whom they wish to cheer.> <HMark walks right up to DSR, and the two meet, toe-to-toe, face-to-face, in the middle of the ring. The crowd continues to cheer evenly for both men. HMark's eyes, glowing with a fiery, Benoit-like intensity, never leave DSR for a second. He takes a small step back...he points at DSR... And the crowd F'N ERUPTS as he drags his thumb across his neck, again, Benoit-style.> CHALLENGE. ACCEPTED. <HMark turns to leave, but turns back for a second> Oh yeah. And if you wanna talk bands coming in to play theme songs, I called up some friends of mine to come by and play their version of my theme, "Helter Skelter": AEROSMITH! I'll see you at Bingo Brawl...
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 543 (6/23/04 2:11 pm)	Re: The lunatics run the asylum! DSR: "Say, ABomb, I understand you were left off of 8syxx's nBo Sig. It's a shame, really. I mean, here you are, a big time superstar, nBo 4 life, as they say, and you weren't even considered for the sig. That has to be eating you up inside." ABomb: "Well, to be honest..." DSR: "And really, man, somewhere in the back of your mind, you gotta wonder if you could really main event given the opportunity. I mean, think about it, Abomb, you're a ring tactician. You could be the biggest name in sports entertainment. You could bring about a whole new era of popularity to professional wrestling. Right up there with the greats...Ric Flair, Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels, King Slender..." ABomb: " Hey, man, I-" DSR: But instead, you're coming to me, DSR, one of the biggest superstars here in the EWT. The nBo has you begging, PLEADING, for me to come back and save the WCF from the slumping ratings. If you ask me, ABomb, I'd say the writings on the wall over at the WCF. The fans aren't buying the nBo t-shirts anymore. The buyrates are falling fast. The fans are changing the channel faster than they would for a JBL promo. How much longer, ABomb? How much longer until some kid on the internet lists you as the "Best Wrestler to Never Win the Big Title"? It sickens me, ABomb, that here you are, a high-flyin' superstar, forced to work "nBo style", forced to come here and beg me to come back. Look how low they're making you sink, Bomb." *DSR drops the microphone and walks out, leaving Steven Richards and ABomb alone in the ring. DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
HitmanMark Posts: 453 (6/23/04 2:21 pm)	Backstage <Backstage, HMark bumps into a slightly zoned out ABomb and Stevie Richards> Well, I see DSR's using the same line of thinking to get you here that I used on him. But you know what? Just like how I meant it when I said it to him, and knowing that I can speak from experience wrestling you...he's telling you the truth. I wasn't lying when I told him about his talents, his potential...and he made the choice: championship and glory over booze and cheap hookers. Looks like he just put the ball in your court, man. <gives ABomb a slap on the back before walking away>
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1100 (6/23/04 2:22 pm)	--- bah.. DSR have you fallen so far to insulting your former page outlaw and one of the founders of OUR offshoot faction Dcline Workrate X? I asked you to come to your senses first. Abomb, who by the way IS one of our most valued members- I spoke to 8syxx bout the unfortunate slight came here to reiterate what is a faction wide wish.. that you'd abandon this ramshackle psuedo fed and rejoin your brothers.. but I for one am thru asking. the invitation will only remain open say till the next Endor Wimp Tradition or whatchamacallit PPV after that.. bridges will be burnt beyond repair.. what's it gonna be?
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 123 (6/23/04 2:35 pm)	Re: ENTER THE CHAMP SR:He does have a good point. A Bomb:Man I can't leave my nBo brothas we're like family. A Bomb:I admit you do have some good points,but I wasn't begging and the WCF and the nBo are fine maybe I can talk to Double D and have him pull a few strings but if I ever wrestle here again I will have to stay nBo as I made a promise that I will be nBo 4 Life and I never evvvver break a promise. A Bomb:Oh yeah, heres your money Stevie. SR:Thanks, and Victoria is waiting on you. A Bomb:Aight man catch you later. A Bomb:Anyway like I was saying if you start wearing your nBo shirt maybe we might have a deal and if you ever attack me again remember I know where you live Roomie and I will have no problem kicking you out and changing the locks.Oh yeah and stop leaving your barbwire in the middle of the stairs I almost killed myself the other night. If you ain't down with the nBo and DX I got 2 words 4 ya SUCK IT!
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 544 (6/23/04 2:38 pm)	Re: Backstage At no point did I insult my good buddy ABomb. Quite the contrary, in fact. You people in the nBo, on the other hand, have been making fun of his talents for quite some time now. You've made him out to be a glorified jobber. Hell, when he came to the EWT, you people said good riddance. You couldn't care less. I see how the nBo works. ABomb and myself were treated like the B-Team for weeks. When we left, you acted like it didn't even matter. You spit on all of our hard work and sweeped our legacies under the rug. Well, now I've forged a new legacy. I will be the biggest superstar in posting history. And my poor, misled friend Abomb, will continue to be your chauffeur until he comes to his senses. Now, as for you HMark, you bring you're tired, old, singing at the halftime show with Britney Spears rock stars. I'll bring my young, intense, hungry, up-and-coming, still having integrity, heartfelt lyrics writing, favorite f'n band. And I'll still be walking out of Bingo Brawl with the EWT strap. We both know the fans want it. The Crowd: "New World Champ! New World Champ!" DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
mprox666 Member Posts: 47 (6/23/04 3:36 pm)	mprox blurred version's new @#%$ at a title? warning the following wasnt paid for and will probably be seen by verry few people who care, well boss if you think im ready, blurred version is ready, the B.N.O. is ready i dont care which belt you want me to go for, i'll over sell everything because thats the B.N.O.'s way ......... B.N.O: bored now? i know i am, what about you?
HitmanMark Posts: 456 (6/23/04 4:18 pm)	Hey now, that's over the line Aerosmith, old? Well, yeah. But don't you go questioning their integrity...yeah, "Just Push Play" wasn't that great, but their new album makes up for it. Besides, if you're knockin' them, you obviously never heard 'em play "Helter Skelter" live. I have. It kicks ass; fitting, considering what I'm gonna do at Bingo Brawl. A barb-wire match...good choice. You know that's one match I haven't done much since I got here...very observant of you. But I've been doing a lot of firsts here, anyway. Who was the first to jump ship from that two bit Wild Corncobs Freemasons company to ETf'nW? ME. Who won the first Heavyweight Title match in ETW? ME. The first Escalator to Heaven Match? Elevator to Hell? Triple Threat Iron Man Submission Match? ME. ME. ME. You'll have to forgive me for sounding a little egotistical...my point is, I've busted my ass since I've gotten here, laid it ALL on the line, and dove head-first into wild, previously unheard of matches. And I know the fans can recognize that. Crowd: YOU'RE-THE-CHAMP! YOU'RE-THE-CHAMP! But I'll give you this much...not since my days in Nuevo Japan-o Wrestling have I had a match of this magnitude, against an opponent like this. I've faced you before DSR, but the stakes were never, EVER, this high. This match is nBo-free, it's outside-interference free...this is gonna be straight-up, one-on-one, to see who's the man around here. And if I do go down...I said IF...don't think for a mother-f'n instant that it's gonna be easy. <Holds up the belt> You're gonna have to pry the Big Gold from my cold. dead. hands.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2543 (6/23/04 4:36 pm)	A set up all along? "Who was the first to jump ship from that two bit Wild Corncobs Freemasons company to ETf'nW? ME. Who won the first Heavyweight Title match in ETW? ME. The first Escalator to Heaven Match? Elevator to Hell? Triple Threat Iron Man Submission Match? ME. ME. ME. You'll have to forgive me for sounding a little egotistical..." Sounds like nBo talk to me. Strange coming from a man who has hogged the belt since he got here and refused to put other talent over. Strange indeed.... "My two new pet peeves are people whose eyes are too close together and tough guy old men"- The Wifebeater.
toomiguci Member Posts: 802 (6/23/04 6:13 pm)	Re: Whoa whoa whoa, wait a minute...The Used? Aerosmith? Who's paying for this? Because we sure as hell can't afford that. I took out 20 mortgages on my house to get this company started. Granted, I was able to pay it all back in advance thanks to the loyal fans coming week in & week out, but them boys cost money. Lots of money. Money I ain't got. Do you gentlemen have it? Toom E sees somebody walking out the back door & approaches him Hold on a minute there buddy. You entered my building & tried to get my boy out of here. Adam Bomb, I have a problem with that. Now, normally, I would book you into a match since you are in the EWT Arena. But I have decided against it A-Bomb. Instead, please, come into my office. Toom E walks into his office with A-Bomb Let me ask you this, are you happy? Are you really happy in the WCF? I know you have your problems with me & the guys, but you were EWT once. You may have turned on us & went back to the nBo, but how have they repaid you? Just last week, you wrestled damn good right here in the EWT. And you weren't even an official member of the EWT doing so. You're nBo, you're WCF, my rival company. And unlike them, you are against me yet I did not hold you back. You wrestled in the main event for Stairway to Hardcore heaven in the first ever Triple Threat Iron Man Submission match. And you almost won. And if I remember correctly, the fans were even chanting your name, respecting you. In fact, what you didn't know is that we sold A-Bomb t-shirts sanctioned by the EWT. I'd like to give you this commission check for the sales of your t-shirt. Here in EWT, we're a real family. We appreciatte your work. Your opponents sing the praises of you. So if you want into EWT A-Bomb, we welcome you. My question is, do you want to be respected or do you want to be misused? I hope you make the right choice son, because you have a promising future.
HitmanMark Posts: 457 (6/23/04 7:30 pm)	Re: A set up all along? Hardly, DoubleD. First of all, I back up my words. I can't remember the last time someone from the nBo showed up for an event, let alone fight a match. Secondly, not put anyone over? Here's a little lesson: squashing is one thing. My wins have been legit: clean, hard-fought, and most of them over an hour. And not one person I've beaten has been buried on our card; hell, I've got to beat mprox one more time before I can even start worrying too much about DSR! When was the last time you defended your strap, DoubleD? So don't you nBo-boys come in here telling me that I don't put people over, that I hog this title...afterall, there's a big f'n difference between arogance and pride. (OOC: I'm actually kinda testing out a heel version of myself; as of now I'm still over with the fans, but this is a version of myself that's not too different, outside of having too much pride)
toomiguci Member Posts: 807 (6/23/04 8:52 pm)	Hey Double D... I want to issue you a challenge. A FAIR challenge. As you know, Bingo Brawl is coming. And after Bingo Brawl, we have to prepare for our next pay per view. Granted, that showcase is untitled, but I have made a decision on what I, as well as my fans, would like to see. We'll make this fair & square & we'll show the WWF how to do it right. Why don't you bring your best from the WCF, your nBo & whatever other factions you have, & bring them on over here to the EWT for one night only. Your best against my best. What do you think Double D? And I say you prove that you can hang on our level. $$$ has done it, as well as Adam Bomb. What do you say you come here & we do this thing the RIGHT way...the EXTREME way!!!!!!
Da Crapper Member Posts: 398 (6/23/04 9:29 pm)	Re: A set up all along? ::{Poo Mongah walks inside the office.}:: Poo Monger: Erm... Yeah... Toom E... one question.... why are you trying to buy talent? ::{Poo Mongah ponders this...}:: Wrestling: in Canada, its a Tradition... in Mexico, its a Religion... in Japan, its a Sport... in America...... its a joke. posting "something"=wrestlecrap makes you look like the following: petty, small, and not very intelligent. it will also result in: Instant Flaming by The Crapper if it is not: Well thought out, and not just a filler post
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 545 (6/23/04 9:39 pm)	Re: A set up all along? DSR: "Well, Toomi, rest assured... The Used will be playing Bingo Brawl. For them, it's not about the money. They wanna showcase their talents. Now, HMark, I'll be damned if you walk out of Bingo Brawl with that strap. True, you've been defending the title left and right. But when you defend that title against me, DSR, you will get the best damn match I have. I will not walk out of Bingo Brawl without that belt. Your. Time. Is. Up!" DSR and HMark go nose-to-nose. The crowd is divided 50-50. Half the crowd chants "You're the Champ!" The other half screams "New World Champ!" The only word that's easy to make out is "Champ!" <I thought it would be fitting to have the title really be the most important part of this feud. Also, I've spent a few months as a heel in the nBo. I'm trying my damndest to be the face, here.> DSR is your EMOCORE HERO!!!
Da Crapper Member Posts: 400 (6/24/04 4:28 am)	Re: A set up all along? AAAHHH!!!!! EMOCORE!!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN Wrestling: in Canada, its a Tradition... in Mexico, its a Religion... in Japan, its a Sport... in America...... its a joke. posting "something"=wrestlecrap makes you look like the following: petty, small, and not very intelligent. it will also result in: Instant Flaming by The Crapper if it is not: Well thought out, and not just a filler post
toomiguci Member Posts: 809 (6/24/04 7:21 am)	Re: A Because Da Crapper, A-Bomb has a promising future ahead of him. And here in EWT, he can show off that talent, unlike WCF, where they don't allow talent.
Da Crapper Member Posts: 405 (6/24/04 8:26 am)	Re: A set up all along? meh, stranger @#%$ has happened... we had Poo Mongah running around spraying liquid poop on everyone.. ...yeah, stealing talent from WCF doesn't sound like such a bad idea anymore. Wrestling: in Canada, its a Tradition... in Mexico, its a Religion... in Japan, its a Sport... in America...... its a joke. posting "something"=wrestlecrap makes you look like the following: petty, small, and not very intelligent. it will also result in: Instant Flaming by The Crapper if it is not: Well thought out, and not just a filler post
HitmanMark Posts: 461 (6/24/04 9:09 am)	Good idea <OOC: Good idea, DSR; I was thinking that too, which is why I was acting kind of heel-ish; I was trying to give this more of a Bret vs. Shawn face vs. face aspect, where the long-time face acts a little more heelish while the long-time heel acts a little more like the face in the feud> <Back in Character (BiC)> <HMark looks down at his title, staring at it; he looks up again at DSR> Ever since I won this, this belt has been my life. As such, I've fought off all comers who want to take it from me. I've lived it, slept it, and breathed it. And most of these guys who've come out here, looking for their shot at glory...mprox, sievtronix, Terry Funk, Fettster, A-Bomb, and you, yes you, DSR...have fought me as hard as I've ever fought in my life. You wanna know why I defend this belt? Why I covet it? Why I bleed for it, why I LIVE for it?! Because this <holds up title with one hand> tells the world something. It tells the world that I've conquered some of the best. It tells the world that I'm not afraid of challengers. It tells the world, that I'm on top of the mountain. Winning this gold, in a company that actually values talent and dedication, has been my life-long dream; from my days in the infamous Blu Hert's Dungeon of Doom, training as a young man, from my days in other countries, to the bingo halls, the school gyms, and finally the great arenas, THIS has always been what's kept me driven, and kept me going when I thought I couldn't give anymore. And come Sunday, come Bingo Brawl...I won't relinquish my attained goal easily...in fact, I don't plan on relinqushing anything at all. But win, lose, or whatever...I know you're gonna give all you got. I know you'll bring your best match to the table. And don't think for one second that I'll do any differently.
Da Crapper Member Posts: 406 (6/24/04 9:13 am)	Re: A set up all along? Da Crapper/Poo monger comes out, looking really pissed off. You know something?! I've had ENOUGH of this gimmick crap! These turds who run EWT have been shoving this Poo Man @#%$ down my throat far too long! So yeah... uh... me? Yeah! TAKE THAT YOU OWNERS!! poses around the ring like Hulk Hogan while "We Will Rock You" by Queen plays Wrestling: in Canada, its a Tradition... in Mexico, its a Religion... in Japan, its a Sport... in America...... its a joke. posting "something"=wrestlecrap makes you look like the following: petty, small, and not very intelligent. it will also result in: Instant Flaming by The Crapper if it is not: Well thought out, and not just a filler post
mprox666 Member Posts: 48 (6/24/04 3:46 pm)	Re: Good idea ooc ....... hey dont all turn heel ( sorry mr flair) i dont want to be the only face left in e.w.t., mind you it could be funny hmmmm the B.N.O. does need a couple of other people in it other than me, so i will be running auditions, applicants must be willing to oversell everything and make slightly stupid comments. B.N.O.: that's all, we dont need to drop the f*bomb to get over
toomiguci Member Posts: 810 (6/24/04 5:16 pm)	Re: A set up all along? Um, HitmanMark, Bingo Brawl 2004 is Saturday, July 3rd. Didn't you get the memo?
mprox666 Member Posts: 50 (6/24/04 5:41 pm)	evil grin B.N.O. promo being filmed well toom e., youve been running this place for a while........ youve been like a brother to all of us here in the E.W.T., and youve never once been or wanted to seriously place yourself in a match, well i was thinking to honour your decision to try and be the opposite of a mr. v.k. macdonalds ..... uh no wait thats not right ...... bugger it anyway...... im offering you mr. toom. E. a spot in the B.N.O. its an honourary position you wouldnt have to do anything, but anyway this is beging to get like the competition ....... overdrawn and long winded so its up to you toom. E. B.N.O. it stands for bored now order ...... aint we clever $:\$
toomiguci Member Posts: 816 (6/24/04 5:50 pm)	Re: A set up all along? As nice as the offer sounds, it wouldn't be right for the owner of the company to be in a stable. Thank you though. It's appreciated. Besides, I did make a return to the ring last week against Double D, where he won by disqualification because he was afraid of the beating I gave him. Feel free to check it out in the Hey yo thread.
Da Crapper Member Posts: 407 (6/24/04 6:53 pm)	Re: evil grin B.N.O. promo being filmed walks onto the b.N.o. stage with "#6" on his shirt. Simon: Tell us, why do you want to be in the b.N.o.? Crapper: Uh... because its... free hat? Simon: Well, lets see you sell. a midge walks onto the stage. pokes Crapper in the chest, and Crapper jumps ten feet in the air and convulses around on the hard ground. Simon: Well, I can't say that was very convincing... looked like Textbook selling to me. Sorry, no bNo for you. Crapper gets up with tears and his eyes, and runs away crying like a little girl. Wrestling: in Canada, its a Tradition... in Mexico, its a Religion... in Japan, its a Sport... in America...... its a joke. posting "something"=wrestlecrap makes you look like the following: petty, small, and not very intelligent. it will also result in: Instant Flaming by The Crapper if it is not: Well thought out, and not just a filler post
wilmes Member Posts: 561 (6/24/04 7:00 pm)	Re: A set up all along? Wuss! -Dustin Wilmes- "Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat." *Shameless Plug Alert* ...Listen to "The Five Count" on Saturday nights at 11 p.m. on KMSU 89.7 FM. If you're not in the Southern-Minnesota area and want to check it out, go to www.kmsu.org
HitmanMark Posts: 462 (6/24/04 8:16 pm)	July 3rd?! Bah Gawd, Saturday, July 3rd?! I can't wait that long, man! Do you have any ideas how many more promos we're gonna have to come up with between now and then? Then again, this is EWT...I'm sure there'll be better ways to fill the time unti then...
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 548 (6/24/04 9:56 pm)	Re: A set up all along? <ooc: holy crap, July 3rd?!?! That's Free Comic Book Day, and as much fun as this is, nothing is pulling me from free comics. For details, hit www.freecomicbookday.com.> <still ooc: also, we better have a slew of unadvertised shows, since I'm currently kinda burned out on promos. I've said just about all I need to say.>
mprox666 Member Posts: 51 (6/25/04 10:07 am)	hmmmmmm well, seeing as da crapper sold the finger poke like a cattle prod to the un-mentionables, you want the free B.N.O. hat you got the free hat, dont listen to simon cowbell ........ i hate that guy, you want in crapper your in, welcome to the B.N.O. B.N.O. we're here to oversell and bore
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 363 (6/25/04 11:46 am)	Lost in Cincinnati part 6 (camera opens up to the EWT arena where DSR is standing in the ring with DaCrapper and mprox666) DSR: I guess you all saw me take 8Syxx out of that ally. All I did was show him how much better the EWT is compared to the WCF. So without any further adieu, I give you Justin. (Justin walks down the isle dressing in a suit and gets in the ring) Justin: Thanks guys. I owe a lot to these people in the ring with me. They gave me back my life and showed me how my time in the WCF gave me amnesia. Now that I'm in the EWT, I want to address a traitor that is sitting in the front row. Fettster, get your ass in this ring. (Fettster slowly enters the ring while looking over his shoulder) Justin: I saw how you treated these fine wrestlers and fans here in the EWT and that makes me sick. I don't know how you got tickets here, but I'm gonna make sure you leave here hurt. (at that moment DaCrapper and mprox666 grab Fettster and Justin goes outside and grabs a chair) Justin: Let's see how it feels to be on the receiving end of a botched chair shot. (Justin starts to swing the chair but stops. He instead turns around and hits DSR with the chair) Joey Styles: Oh My GOD!!!! (DaCrapper charges Justin but Justin misses with the chair. DaCrapper bounces off the ropes and gets met with a boot to the midsection. Justin executes the 86-Factor on top of the chair.) J.R.: BAH GAWD!!!!!! That was a heinous 86-Factor. (mprox666 hits Fettster with a series of punches but he isn't selling them) J.R.: DDT, DDT, DDT!! Fettster just nailed mprox666 with a huge DDT. (Justin motions for Fettster to to the top rope. Justin moves mprox666 to the middle of the ring and puts DaCrapper on top of him. Fettster does the Top Rope Legdrop but ends up botching it) Joey Styles: Oh My God!! I think he just broke their necks. (Toom E. comes out from the back with a mike in hand) Toom E.: Stop right there. This isn't the WCF so get the hell out of my ring. Security, escort them to jail. (Toom E. looks around and doesn't see any security guards. Fettster points for Toom E. to look behind him. He turns around and is met with a hard right hand to the gut by DoubleD. DoubleD then botches a DoubleD Destroyer on Toom E.) (you hear over the PA, "G9") Justin: BINGO!! I have bingo!! That's right everybody, 8Syxx is back and the nBo is stronger than ever. (8Syxx, Fettster, and DoubleD all say "nBo 4 LIFE!" They leave the arena with a sack full of cash that 8Syxx won)
HitmanMark Posts: 467 (6/25/04 12:43 pm)	Damn it, Phantom! <Some EWT superstars are laid out in the ring while the celebration continues...the nBo's mysterious new "Masked Ninja" celebrates too...> <Until he takes off his mask when nobody's looking..> Joey Styles: WHAT THE HELL?! HITMANMARK! THE CHAMP IS IN THE RING! HE INVADED THE NBO!!! <Before the nBo can react (namely because most of them are drunk, high, and/or have various strained body parts), the champ starts dishing out roundhouse kicks and various other moves...which gives DSR enough time to recover as well, as both men unleash hell on the nBo> <The nBo dissapears from the ring as the Bingo Hall crowd pops like mad. DSR and HMark back up; their backs hit; they both turn to see who's behind them...> <and then the staredown begins...> That's right, ladies and gentlemen: Saturday night, July 3rd, at EWT'S BINGO BRAWL PPV, two of the biggest stars in wrestling today go at it as HitmanMark defends the EWT Heavyweight Championship against Number One Contender DSR, in a BARBED WIRE MATCH!!! Escape the rules of Wookies Can't Fly and come see what EXTREME is all about![/b] <ooc: Damn you, 8Syxx-Pac! Making me copy and paste my last post in the WCF thread like that>
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 369 (6/25/04 12:47 pm)	Re: Lost in Cincinnati part 6 ooc: Had to make sure the EWT crowd saw it too incase they don't look at the Uh oh thread.
dorzia Posts: 638 (6/25/04 5:21 pm)	..... camera pans to the crowd.... "what the hell is he doing here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
toomiguci Member Posts: 823 (6/25/04 6:12 pm)	Re: Lost in Cincinnati part 6 Toom E gets up from the attack, grabs the mic, & has an announcement Well, well, well, I see what we have here is a problem. SCREW SECURITY! Do you know the REAL way we deal with problems? I see standing right there, in my ring, Fettster, Double D, & 86syxx ILLEGALLY!!!!!! And there's only one way to take care of this situation. So, right here, right now, on the Friday edition of Dike TV's Non-Advertised Wrestling, we are going to have ourselves a little 6-Man tag match to open the show. In the corner over there, thinking they got what it takes to enter an EWT ring, Double D Dudley, the Fettster, & 86syxx. Their opponents, first representing the EXTREME Team, HitmanMark. His partner, also representing the EXTREME team, Da Crapper, & their partner, the final representative from the EXTREME team....TOOM E DANGEROUSLY!!!!! Fans: Toom E's back, Toom E's back, Toom E's back!!!! the match opens up with Double D & Toom E in the ring as Toom E forces Double D into a lock up. Toom E proves he isn't rusty at all as he brings on some outstanding chain wrestling. These moves get the fans on their seat as they chant: Fans: Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back!!!! The match progresses as all of Team WCF enter the ring to sneak attack Toom. Both Da Crapper & Hitman jump into the ring to take out Fettster & 86syxx. The match enters the 20 minute mark, as all 6 men are busted open this soon. Toom E climbs to the top rope & performs a shooting star press onto Fettster Toom: That's for ditching us more then once. Now you have to sell your ass off if you wanna make it out alive. Toom E tags in Hitman, who is fired up. Hitman works over fettster just a little bit where he decides to tag in Da Crapper Hitman: Time to prove yourself bro. Show the fans what you can do. Da Crapper gets in the ring, where he has a wicked clothesline for Fettster. fettster is rolling around the ring in pain, where Da Crapper decides to climb the ropes. he drops down with a knee onto Fettster's arm. fettster lets out a blood curling scream, his arm broken in half. Fans: Break it off, break it off, break it off!!! Da Crapper picks up fettster & throws him out of the ring Da Crapper: Is that all you guys got? fettster passes out from the pain as the match hits the 30 minute mark & Double D is in the ring. Da Crapper meets him with a flying elbow ala Tito Santana. HitmanMark tosses a chair into the ring, as Da Crapper uses it upside Double D's head. Da Crapper lays out Double D, where he is actually able to score teh 1-2-3 for the EXTREME team. fans: CRAPPER, CRAPPER, CRAPPER, CRAPPER!!! Toom E grabs the mic Next time gentlemen, I suggest you stay at home instead of coming into the EWT Arena. Somebody gets these bums some medical attention. And now onto the matter at hand. Let's get down to our already scheduled matches for Dike TV's Non-Advertised Wrestling. Take it away Mr. Announcer. Announcer: This match is for the Tag Team Championship. In order to win this match, you have to get one of your opponents through a burning table. fans, this is... Fans: Goodness gracious, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!!!! Announcer: Coming down the aisle first, the team of Axll Rotten & Balls Mahoney. Their opponents, the Extreme Wrestlecrap Thread Tag Team Champions, Fans start singing the theme to Jawz Shark Boy & DSR. The match erupts into a chaotic brawl with all 4 men in the ring. After the 20 minute mark, Shark Boy lights the table on fire while DSR powerbombs Axll Rotten off the top rope through the burning table Fans: Burn in hell, burn in hell, burn in hell!!!! Toom E comes down to the ring DSR, before you leave, there's one thing I need from you. Toom E hands DSR the contract for Bingo Brawl. Would you sign the dotted line please? DSR signs with a smile on his face The next match gets underway, which features pyschoapeguy & Da Crapper in Da Crapper's second match of the night. Both men go at it in a techincal old school style match that sees pyschoapeguy go out on top with the victory. Afterwards, both men shake hands & hug in the center of the ring to form an alliance. Toom E returns to the ring. Toom E: This is it folks. The Escalator to Heaven Match. The winner of this match gets to sign their name to the dotted line & enter Bingo Brawl in the first ever EWT barbed Wire Match. So gentlemen, come on down to the ring. mprox Blurred version one enters to the ring to a mixed reaction of the fans. Hitmanmark also enters the ring to a mixed reaction. Both men go into a collar to elbow tie up, testing each other's beginnings. Both men go at it, while the child climbs onto the escalator. The child decides to run up the escalator, where he reaches the top, & grabs the championship belt. The bell suddenly rings. Both men look on, shocked, as Toom E runs down to the ring to see what the hell just happened. Toom E: Whoa, whoa, whoa...hold on just a minute. What in the blue blazes do you think you're doing little fella? Child: I'm doing what I want. And that's becoming the EWT Championship. Screw you & screw Bingo Brawl. Because, you can't have Bingo Brawl where one man wrestles himself, can you? The child unmasks to reveal DSR under the mask. Toom: Hold on, this is not how it's going to end tonight. No way in hell. Toom E climbs the escalator & approaches DSR. DSR hits Toom E across the head with the championship belt. Toom E calls down the elevator, unconcious. HitmanMark runs up the escalator & is met with the same fate mprox: You're not ruining my only chance at that championship DSR. mprox runs to Toom E & searches through his pocket until he finds the contract. mprox signs where Hitmanmark is supposed to sign mprox: watch your back DSR, because now it's you & me in the Barbed Wire Match at Bingo Brawl 2004. And that belt you're holding will be MINE!!!!! Joey Styles: OH MY GOD!!!! WHO'S THE REAL WORLD CHAMPION???? WHO WILL GO INTO BINGO BRAWL AS THE CHAMP????? WE'RE OUT OF TIME FOLKS. DAMN THAT DIKE TV FOR SUCH A SHORT TIME FRAME!!!!!
HitmanMark Posts: 470 (6/25/04 6:36 pm)	That's low, Toom E. <OOC: Aw, toom, right when DSR is planning to do a full face turn, you go and turn him heel again? That's just a low-blow, man> BIC: Wha...what kind of a...is this... ... ... ... I'VE BEEN SCREWED!!! <Falls to his knees and let's out a blood-curdling scream of anger and frustration...and promptly passes out in the ring>
toomiguci Member Posts: 824 (6/25/04 7:22 pm)	Out of character Totally out of character, but trust me Hitman. I think you all will like where this storyline is now going. I got something actually planned out in my head as long as everybody plays along with what's going on & plays fair...things will work out in the end. Trust me.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2596 (6/26/04 4:08 am)	Re: That's low, Toom E. Speaking of play fair. I think it's sad you constantly have these imposters posing as the nBo to try to get you over. As it said we left the building (or shanty) a long time ago and then you have these guys dressed as us in the ring. Look at the guy that's suppossed to be me: Bulging musles, long hair, razor stubble, a hatred in the eyes. I ain't got none of those. But the fans are onto your sad tactics. They are all going to our next PPV, The Great American Botch, where there is a special surprise. The WCF has changed it's direction and an entirely new style has appeared. Don't be left out. nBo - Jackin' threads and bustin' heads.
dorzia Posts: 642 (6/26/04 4:23 am)	..... now let's get out of this dump double d. it's time for breakfast and the beer here is flat and warm.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2600 (6/26/04 4:26 am)	Re: That's low, Toom E. Ah, I see you know I like my beer like I like my women.
Da Crapper Member Posts: 409 (6/26/04 4:49 am)	Re: ..... <OOC: Wow... Domination anyone?> Da Crapper looks around, completely amazed at almost single handedly taking out Double D and whoever the other guy was. Da Crapper: Uh... yeah... erm... well... NEVER TRUST A MIDGET! Da Crapper slides out of the ring and runs over the rail and celebrates with the fans, pretending he's over. Wrestling: in Canada, its a Tradition... in Mexico, its a Religion... in Japan, its a Sport... in America...... its a joke. posting "something"=wrestlecrap makes you look like the following: petty, small, and not very intelligent. it will also result in: Instant Flaming by The Crapper if it is not: Well thought out, and not just a filler post
toomiguci Member Posts: 825 (6/26/04 5:26 am)	Re: That's low, Toom E. But Double D, this is my thread. I call the shots around here. If I say you were in the ring, then you were in the ring. Stop trying to deny it everytime we here in the EWT hand you boys your heads. Funny how that works. Anytime we beat you, you come back with some sort of whiny excuse because you know the fans love EWT more then the WCF. If you enter my arena, be prepared to wrestle anytime of day, because you don't officially leave until I say you leave.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2607 (6/26/04 5:29 am)	Re: ..... Two way street, my friend. Prepare to be decimated in the Uh Oh thread. And of course I never admit to being beaten. I'm nBo, dammit!
toomiguci Member Posts: 827 (6/26/04 5:35 am)	Re: That's low, Toom E. Oh, but I see the truth as clear as the sunrise here in the threads. You have gone 7 changed your company's style. OOh why oh why can it be? Is it because you see how fast the EWT is rising? You see how easy we are getting closer to beating you? You speak of thousands of posts, but you forget that we started later then you. And look at how fast we're catching up to your current thread. And I even noticed just the other post, I through out a challenge to you & your thread for our pay per view after Bingo Brawl. And you didn't answer. What's that mean Double D? Afraid to show up on pay per view, where we will split the revenue with you & maybe even allow a couple of victories? See, this is far from over. And the battle makes the inVasion look like it was poorly booked. Oh wait, nevermind, it was poorly booked, huh? Did you see how they just dropped the ball big time with that one? Damn that WWF for not giving the fans what they want...maybe we should form an alliance & go after them instead? Naw.....
dorzia Posts: 644 (6/26/04 5:53 am)	..... let me just say this before i go for my weekly liver cleansing..... the only reason you get any ratings at all is 2 reasons.... 1. fans tune in and hope that some current or former nBo members will show up and do something cool 2. there are some crazy fans living in the past who want solid action, promising storylines, meaningful title reigns, and a fair and sane backstage atmosphere. well you can have those lunatics!
Da Crapper Member Posts: 411 (6/26/04 6:00 am)	Re: That's low, Toom E. walks around backstage and spots mprox. Mprox: Yo Crapper! Da Crapper turns around to see Mprox, the two high five and Crapper grabs a paper cup, the fills it with water. Mprox: Why don't you ever go home? Da Crapper: You mean... we can leave this place? Mprox: Yeah, didn't Toom E. tell you? Da Crapper: Well... no... Mprox: Never mind! I wanted to officially welcome you to bno! Da Crapper: Shveet. Mprox: Here's your shirt... Mprox withdraws a regular sized shirt with BNO scribbled on it in magic marker. Crapper takes it and puts it on. Mprox: Glad to see it fits. Da Crapper: Yeah, so.... wanna go sell for some rookies and help build the stars of tomorrow? Mprox: YEAH! WE TOTALLY RULE! Crapper and 'Prox pose before heading to the ring to put over some young bucks. Wrestling: in Canada, its a Tradition... in Mexico, its a Religion... in Japan, its a Sport... in America...... its a joke. posting "something"=wrestlecrap makes you look like the following: petty, small, and not very intelligent. it will also result in: Instant Flaming by The Crapper if it is not: Well thought out, and not just a filler post
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2614 (6/26/04 6:05 am)	Re: That's low, Toom E. See, Toom, you want a PPV battle with me in a desperate attempt to increase buy rates. But if buy rates are gonna be boosted, it will be on MY thread, not yours. So, I issue a challenge to you. Come to The Great American Botch and face me, one on one, in a Unlucky Thirteen Bootscrape Match, to determine who really owns who. Be there if you ain't scared (we all pretend that rhymed, okay?) And I'm already enjoying this infinetly more than the current WWE product. <OOC: Toom, I hope you don't think I'm crossing the line. I'm not pissed in real life. I like you. Just trying to work the character. The line between fact and fiction can indeed become blurred. It's all meant in fun>
HitmanMark Posts: 472 (6/26/04 9:23 am)	There IS a solution! Gentlemen! I believe the answers to all our problems lie in a different technique! If Toom E. and DoubleD want so desperately to prove who's really the best (and to cash in on the inevitably ENORMOUS PPV pay-off from a crossover event), then they should simply form a temporary THIRD thread! But what to call it? Perhaps...InconVenience?
toomiguci Member Posts: 831 (6/26/04 1:43 pm)	Re: That's low, Toom E. IncoVeneince, I like it. It has a ring to it. And instead of us calling the shots, maybe we should have somebody else do it? Naw, it would never work. Let's just get back to our storyline. <OOC: Double D, it's all good. Only problem with that one post where I made that match that threw us all in a loop is that I was at work & by the time I got home, ya guys had your fun without me. I felt left out & had to do something. Ya gotta admit, these 2 threads have become more interesting with the rivalry.*
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 552 (6/26/04 6:55 pm)	Re: There IS a solution! DSR comes out to the EWT ring. The fans aren't really sure how to react. To make matters worse, DSR came out to Type O Negative's "I Don't Wanna Be Me" rather than the usual Emocore tune. DSR: "Well well well...Nice to see I've got such a warm* response from you people. It's so nice to know I feel loved." Before DSR can continue, mprox666 walks out to the ring. He snatches the mic out of DSR's hand. mprox: "DSR, you really pulled one over on HitmanMark didn't you? Hahahahahaha, that's all well and good, but you won't be so lucky against me!" mprox goes nose to nose with DSR. mprox looks dead serious. DSR is laughing. DSR: "I appreciate you, mprox. You got guts, kid. I mean, here you are, nose to nose with me, DSR. The top star here in EWT. Tell ya what, kid. I wanna shake your hand." mprox looks to the audience, not sure if he can trust DSR. DSR and mprox shake hands... DSR takes the EWT title off his shoulder and hits mprox in the face with it. DSR picks up mprox and hits an Emoflow DDT on mprox, busting him wide open. DSR goes under the ring and gets some barbed wire, wraps it around himself, climbs the top rope, and delivers Dashboard Compressional on a helpless mprox! DSR than climbs the ropes, covered in barbed wire and blood, holding the EWT Championship belt, and poses for the audience. The boos are so loud, they're deafening. DSR is F***ing Awesome!
Da Crapper Member Posts: 419 (6/26/04 7:12 pm)	Re: That's low, Toom E. Da Crapper flies through the fans with a steel chair in hand to a medium pop. He hops the railing and climbs into the ring. DSR is looking around and wonders why the fans are cheering. He then turns and is PLANTED with a chair shot! JR: BUH GAWD KANG! THAT CHAIR SHOT LOOKED HEINOUS! BUH GAWD!!! Kang: Puuppieeeeeeees! DSR rolls out of the ring holding his head and the EWT Championship as Da Crapper attends to his fallen comrade. He then gets on a microphone as DSR is walking to the back, holding his head Da Crapper: HEY DANCING ASS! Fans give a slight pop and DSR turns around Da Crapper: You want to attack my friend? You want to attack people that only ask for explanations?! HOW ABOUT THIS! Bingo Brawl 2004, MPROX and Da Crappah vs DSR and a partner of YOUR CHOOSING! How about that you Emo freak ass! Da Crapper paces around the ring while waiting for an answer. Wrestling: in Canada, its a Tradition... in Mexico, its a Religion... in Japan, its a Sport... in America...... its a joke. posting "something"=wrestlecrap makes you look like the following: petty, small, and not very intelligent. it will also result in: Instant Flaming by The Crapper if it is not: Well thought out, and not just a filler post
toomiguci Member Posts: 835 (6/26/04 7:48 pm)	Re: There IS a solution! Toom E strolls out of the back with his handy dandy mic in his hand Excuse me Mr. Crapper, but where in the blue blazer hell do you get off making challenges for a man who MAY be scheduled to wrestle for the championship at Bingo Brawl 2004? Toom E gets into DSR's face outside the ring That's right DSR, I said MAY BE. See, we have a problem here with your latest action. The championship match from Friday ended in a No-Contest due to your interference & Dike TV not giving us anymore tv time to solve the problem. So, what we have here is another problem. Your name is on the contract for Bingo Brawl, as is mprox's name. But, correct me if I'm wrong, but HitmanMark did NOT loose the title. Therefore, you are NOT the champion DSR. You were not sanctioned to be in that match. So this, my friend, is not yours. Toom E snatches the belt out of DSR's hands And you are no longer the Number 1 Contender. Toom E turns & looks towards mprox in the ring And you, my friend, are not the Number 1 Contender, either. Bingo Brawl 2004 is coming very fast & we have NO Number 1 Contender. So instead, tomorrow night in Trenton, New Jersey, mprox & DSR will wrestle in a Ladder Match for Number 1 Contendership. Hanging above the ladder will be this NEW contract that already has HitmanMark's name on it. The question is, which one of you will reach the contract first tomorrow? Toom E turns & starts to walk away. mprox & Da Crapper jump him from behind & start pounding on him. DSR just looks on, shrugs his shoulders, grabs the mic, & says,: DSR: mprox, I'll see you tomorrow as I look down on your bloody carcass from the top of the ladder. DSR walks off as the bNo beatdown Toom E until HitmanMark runs out & makes the save
HitmanMark Posts: 473 (6/26/04 8:43 pm)	Not so fast... <Toom E. extends his hand as if to say "thanks" to HMark for saving his ass> <HMark, with an enraged look in his eyes, swats the hand away> Joey Styles: <slams Jim Ross through the announcer's table to take his place> What in hell could that be all about? <Later: HMark stands in the ring> You know, I'm still not sure what to make of last week. We all saw what happened. DSR fakes us all out. Mprox sneaks his way into the Bingo Brawl title picture. Even Crapper's getting involved. And it all happened on Toom E.'s watch. Where does that leave me? All of these men, whom I've sworm RESPECT to...and yet we all so easily become consumed by our dreams...dreams of this <holds out the Big Gold>. You know what? I can still respect a lot of these guys. God knows there are a lot of things I'd do for this title that maybe, someday in the future, I might regret doing. But trust...forget it. You're looking at a the lone wolf here. One that who does not easily forgive.
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 553 (6/26/04 11:29 pm)	Re: Not so fast... HitmanMark, Toom E., you both think you've got me huh? This ladder match with mprox is gonna be a piece of cake, kids! You people forget so easily that I'm the King of the Ladder Match here in EWT! Hahaha, and once I'm over this speed bump, it's still gonna be you and me, HitmanMark. You and me, one on one, with that belt on the line. Mprox, you're gonna be my bi*!!!! Mark my words, right here, right now. There's no Double D Dudley here. There's no Dorzia here. There is no one here who can hold me back!!!! I will not be stopped! All you people here in this crowd, fall on your knees!! Fall on your gdamn knees, right now, AND MAKE ME YOUR GOD!!!!!!!! Was that over the top? I can never tell...
HitmanMark Posts: 475 (6/27/04 12:12 pm)	Not quite... <OoC: Damn, DSR, that's not a bad gimmick; tone it down a little and you can be like Jericho, Lionheart-style> DSR, don't you start getting delusions that I'm in on this with Toom E. I'm sitting back here, waiting to see who the hell I'm supposed to fight, and I'm getting pretty gdamn sick and tired of these swerves, changes, and f*in' waiting! But, what the hell...less than a week now, isn't it? They're gonna have a hard time holding me back 'til then...
toomiguci Member Posts: 836 (6/27/04 2:00 pm)	Re: Not so fast... Toom E walks out into the ring with mic in hand New jersey, how does it feel to be EXTREME??? Fans: Give it to us, give it to us, give it to us!!! Toom E notices somebody at ringside & walks over Say there son, I've seen you at every single show we have. Even the Vegas pay per view last week. Don't you have a life or a job? Fan: Hell no Toom E Dangerously. Ever since I bumped, er, um, my wife died, I've had nothing to do. So I thought I would travel to every EWT show that had a tv camera with my wife's life insurance money to show off my signs that I have made for every wrestler. Toom: Really? Can I see a sign? "Toom E Fears WCF." What the hell is this garbage? What kind of signs is this? Secuirty, get this bum out of here. You're banned from every show there's a tv camera. Get the f*** out of my face. No, wait, stay. I want you to witness tonight's Ladder Match. You're a hard working man who bumped, er, um, lost his wife in a tragic boating accident. Please stay & we'll even do a piece about you on our newsmagazine tv show, Out Of Character Files. Now, let's go to our big match. Toom climbs into the ring for the introductions For starters, tonight's Ladder Match right here in Trenton, New Jersey will be very, very special. See that envelope up there? In it is a contract that has the EWT Champion HitmanMark's name already on it with a pen. The first man to climb this ladder right here, sign their name to the contract, & hand the contract to me is the OFFICIAL Number 1 Contender for Bingo Brawl 2004. And to make things interesting, I have decided to bump Bingo Brawl up to Wednesday, June 30th. Now, making his way to the ring, the leader of the bNo, mprox blurred version one. Oh yeah, & mprox, if Da Crapper gets involved in this match, he WILL be severly punished come Bingo Brawl 2004. His opponent, one half of the EWT Tag team Thread Champions, DSR. And DSR, if Shark Boy gets involved, he will also be severly punished come Bingo Brawl 2004. Now gentlemen, let's get started. Toom E takes his seat at ringside to watch the action as DSR & mprox lock up. Both men go at it, giving it their all. The fans actually are behind mprox in this one after the latest turn of events by DSR. mprox gets the upperhand & throws DSR into the corner. He then charges at DSR, he comes back with a boot to head, sending mprox down in pain. DSR then climbs the top rope & comes down with a corkscrew moonsault. The fans applaud out of respect. DSR then scoops up mprox & slams him into a tree of woe in the turnbuckle. DSR grabs a steel chair from outside & dropkicks it into mprox's face, busting his nose. DSR pulls mprox out of the tree of woe & goes for a steel chair leg drop, but mprox rolls out of the way. mprox then rebounds with a comeback & uses the chair upside DSR's head. He then throws the chair & as DSR catches it, mprox's dropkicks the chair into DSR's face, drawing blood from DSR as well. DSR is then thrown outside the ring & mprox goes for a suicide dive through the ropes, connecting & flying DSR back into the railing. mprox then brings the ladder into play, as he throws DSR into it outside the ring. mprox then tosses the ladder into the ring. DSR comes up from behind mprox & grabs him in a full nelson & turns it into a full nelson slam. DSR climbs back into the ring, where he sets the ladder up. fans: Please don't win, please don't win, please don't win. Just then, Toom E is hit from behind. mprox starts to get up as he's knocked out from behind as well. DSR starts to climb the ladder, unaware of what's going on. Suddenly, the mystery man climbs into the ring & takes out DSR with a sign. The mystery man holds up his sign that reads "Toom E Fears WCF" where he rips the paper of the sign to reveal a STOP sign. It's the fan that Toom E was talking to at ringside earlier on. The fan climbs the ladder & grabs the contract & rips it down. He climbs back down the ladder, climbs into the crowd, where he stand at the exit of the arena & rips the contract up. The fan then walks out to the boo's of the fan. Toom E gets up & shakes the cobwebs off & looks at both mprox & DSR laid out & sees HitmanMark standing in the aisle way & no contract hanging above the ladder Toom: You did this. You f**ing did THIS!!! I oughta strip you of that damn belt. You are a worthless excuse of a champion, trying to avoid a Number One Contender for Bingo Brawl. You will have a Number One Contender, but not tonight. Thanks to you, I have to write up a new contract & meet with the lawyers to get everything in order. That takes at least 2 hours. And the lawyers are off on Sunday, not to mention we aren't even in the same state right now. Hitman: Whoa, whoa, whoa..hold your horses there Toom E. I didn't do squat. I was standing here, minding my own business, trying to find out who I was going to face. fans: He don't lie, he don't lie, he don't lie. Toom: Then where the hell is the contract? Hitman: Hell if I know. Maybe that guy you insulted earlier knows. And Toom E, if you ever accuse me of trying to avoid an opponent, boss or no boss, watch yourself. But right now, you just better get me a damn opponent & FAST. Edited by: toomiguci at: 6/27/04 2:04 pm*
mprox666 Member Posts: 55 (6/27/04 3:57 pm)	Re: Not quite... slowly get's to his feet, ask's for a microphone, ........ ok toom e ......... im bored now with the interference in MY number one contenders matches ....... while i was out cold i had a dream ....... a ring ....... surrounded by a cage ......... surrounded by an electric fence, ( ooc please dont whizz on the electric fence or i'll hit you with a logg. sorry ren and stimpy ruled but beavis and butthead was better.) so mr.toom .e what do you say? drops the mic and wanders off for a smoke.
HitmanMark Posts: 480 (6/27/04 5:43 pm)	Waiting <HMark comes to ringside; pushes some lackey off a steel chair; sets it up and sits on it, drinking a Corona, waiting to watch the #1 Contender's Match>
toomiguci Member Posts: 840 (6/27/04 6:13 pm)	Re: Not quite... You want a match tonight? Without the legal paperwork? Without the lawyers? Is this what you want? is this what you really want? Both of you are a bloody mess & there's no way we can get the cage accessories here for mprox's match. So tomorrow night, in this very ring Trenton, New jersey, we will return for a second night in a row, we shall return. The first ever Steel cage Match where the top of the cage will be electrified, this way nobody can get in, nobody can get out. suddenly, the show is interupted by a commercial featuring the fan who got involved Toom E, Toom E, Toom E....there's no way in hell that's going to happen. I have ways of getting involved in matches anyway I want. I do not want HitmanMark facing anybody I don't feel is worthy. And in case you were wondering, I do not work for the WCF. I don't need to. I'm rich. I idolized Roddy Piper. I am the angle WCW dropped. I am RAVEN!!!!!!! WHAT ABOUT ME??? WHAT ABOUT MY DROPPED ANGLE???? ALL SHALL PAY FOR ALLOWING MY ANGLE TO BE DROPPED WITHOUT A CONCLUSION IN WCW!!!! AND I START BY TAKING OVER YOUR COMPANY!!!!!! Because, damn it, I can afford it. fade back to the audience, where Toom E had been watching on a monitor when he found out they were interupted Toom: RAVEN!?!?!?!?!?!? What the hell is he doing here? I didn't contact him. If Raven wants this company, he's gonna have to fight me for it. Edited by: toomiguci at: 6/27/04 6:17 pm
mprox666 Member Posts: 57 (6/27/04 6:44 pm)	Re: Waiting ok boss i can wait till tomorow,
HitmanMark Posts: 484 (6/28/04 2:35 pm)	While we're on it... While we're waiting to see who the new #1 Contender is gonna be, I wonder if we should have psycho defend his TV X-Division LightCruiserHeavyweight Belt.
mprox666 Member Posts: 59 (6/28/04 4:12 pm)	he he he ( hey im bored so i thought i'd try a funny post mprox: blurred version and da crapper walk past Hitman Mark, both member's of the B.N.O. stop and look at HM sat watching replays of what happend on the show....... both look at each other, turn round and start writing stupid sign's, blurred version starts things off with a quick and easy cheap pop, the sign saying "Wig" with an arrow pointing at HM, da crapper follow's up with a "B.N.O. wannabe", quickly followed by "fears R.D." by blurred version, da crapper retort's with "fears J.B.L." ..... hitman mark stops looking at the tv bends down out of shot and lift's up a quickly written sign of his own ........ " i see idiot's" with arrow's pointing at both B.N.O. member's as he gets up and walks off ..... muttering "poor imitations of edge and christian" shaking his head,......... both mprox and da crapper stop and pose for 5 seconds as the show go's back to the ring.
HitmanMark Posts: 485 (6/28/04 5:48 pm)	OOC <mprox, that was gold >
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 554 (6/28/04 6:16 pm)	PPV DSR is still in the ring, completely pissed at how he was screwed over. He asks for the mic. DSR: "Damn you, fan, how dare you!!!?!?! I am the @#%$ king of the EWT, and you dare come into the EWT ring and rob me of my shot?!?!?! That's fing fine, cause I'm still here. You seem like you're askin' for pain, Raven. Well, if it's pain you want, you are gonna get it, bh!!! I am your g***** hero, and you all know it!!!!!" *DSR grabs Raven, and delivers a short arm Clotheline from TRL!!!!!!!!!!!! DSR then climbs the top rope, posing for the fans as "I Don't Wanna Be Me" plays!!! The fans boo like crazy.
toomiguci Member Posts: 843 (6/28/04 8:27 pm)	The Number 1 Contender's Match Toom E dangerously makes his way to the ring & grabs the mic out of the ring announcer's hand This is going to be settled tonight. No more interence. No more fans getting involved. No more screw jobs. This gets settled tonight, in that very ring. Lower the cage. The cage starts to lower as Toom E walks into the center of the ring See this cage around me. 15 foot high STEEL cage. Notice the wire above it? Notice how this time around, the wire goes back & forth across the top of the cage like a roof? That will keep raven & anyone else out who wants to get involved. Know how? I took mprox's suggestion & it's ELECTRIFIED!!!! Touch it & ZAP. And to make things more fair & no screw jobs, you are looking at the referee...ME!!! Screw the intro, gentlemen, get down here NOW!!!! MPROX MAKES HIS WAY DOWN TO THE CAGE BUT dsr RUNS UP FROM BEHIND HIM WITH A STEEL CHAIR & bashes it across the back of mprox, sending him reeling into the cage. DSR starts dragging mprox around the ring outside the cage, bashing him into the cage & grating his head like a cheese grater. Toom: Get in this ring. get in this damn ring NOW!!!! DSR gives Toom E the finger & sets up mprox on the announcer's table. DSR then climbs up the cage & follows with an elbow drop through the table. mprox is on a rampage, as he starts using broken pieces over mprox's head, splitting him open even more. Da Crapper comes running down to his partners aid, only to be met with a piece of table & sent flying into the ring steps. DSR finally throws mprox through the openj cage door, into the ring. Toom E locks the door with a padlock to prevent Da Crapper or anyone else from getting in. 10 minutes into the match & it's finally in the ring with mprox a bloody mess. DSR has full control over mprox, who can barely stand by this point from loss of blood. Toom E just stand back & watches, as there's really nothing he can do but call for the bell when it's all over. This goes on for about another 20 minutes, with mprox gaining very little in return. DSR throws mprox into the corner & goes for a splash, but mprox is able to move out of the way. Da Crapper throws a chain into the ring, & a very weak & weery mprox wraps it around his fist & starts pounding away on DSR, busting him open for the first time since the match started 40 minutes ago. The crowd starts chanting for a comeback from mprox. mprox then starts choking out DSR with the chain when suddenly, the bottom of the ring gets a tear & hand comes through it. Raven pops up from under the ring & goes after both men. Toom E jumps on Raven's back & starts pounding away on him. Toom & raven start exchanging blows, as Toom takes a break to motion for security. Secuirty runs out to the ring, as mprox & DSR get involved in the brawl on Raven. mprox & DSR hold Raven against the cage as Toom E calls for some handcuffs. Security tosses the cuffs in & Toom E cuffs raven to the cage. Toom then runs to the cage door, where he unlocks it & grabs a steel chair from outside. he starts bashing raven with the chair. DSR snags the chair out of Toom E's hand, smashes Toom E with it, then smashes mprox with it. DSR goes for the cover on mprox, but realizes there's no ref since he just took out Toom E. HitmanMark runs into the ring, where DSR gets up & stares at him. Hitman: Cover him, damn it. You want me at Bingo Brawl, cover the man!!!!! DSR goes on top of mprox as Hitman makes the 3-count. Hitman then walks over, grabs the chair, & smashes it over DSR's head. Hitman then leaves the ring & grabs the mic Hitman: You want it so bad at Bingo Brawl DSR. You got it. Prior to this match starting, Toom E licensed me as a backup referee in case something happened to him. So now at Bingo Brawl 2004 this Wednesday, it's you & me...& only one of us is walking out. can you guess who? Fans: Hitman, Hitman, Hitman, Hitman!!! DSR lays unconcious in the ring alongside Toom E & mprox as HitmanMark walks away from the ring Edited by: toomiguci at: 6/29/04 11:41 am
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 564 (6/29/04 11:47 am)	Re: PPV <OOC - Toom, have to say, that's some sweet booking. WWE could do with some of that>
HitmanMark Posts: 488 (6/29/04 2:02 pm)	OOC <So, it's me and DSR again...so nothing's changed that much...except we've had some excellent matches to lead up to it instead of promos! Take THAT Vince McMahon!>
toomiguci Member Posts: 845 (6/29/04 3:56 pm)	Out of Character Thanx Spike. The sad thing is, when I'm at work ringing my customers up is when I come up with these ideas. Instead of paying attention to them, I'm booking the EWT. Now back into character Da na, da na, da na na na na na na na....SALSA SHARK!!! We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. There's a shark in the salsa. Our shark.
toomiguci Member Posts: 847 (6/29/04 4:16 pm)	Special Announcements from the office of Toom E Dangerously Good evening fans of EWT. I come to you this evening to fully set up Bingo Brawl 2004 now that we finally have a Number 1 Contender. Therefore, tomorrow night in that very ring, we will witness the culmination of the past 2 weeks as HitmanMark defends his EWT Heavyweight Thread Championship against the #1 Contender, DSR. And, as agreed, they will meet inside a Barbed Wire Match. The ring ropes will be removed & replaced by Barbed Wire. But there's more. A little idea I stole from Combat Zone Wrestling will be featured, as we remove the ring padding & mat. Plywood will be in place instead with strips of barbed wire where the mat used to be. And in case they make it out of the ring, on the announcers table will be Barbie, the Barbed Wire Covered Sex Doll. Pinfalls will count anywhere. And to make sure there are no referee bumps & a finish, there will be a special referee. Also on the card, pyschoapeguy will be defending his TV Thread Championship against a very worthy opponent. mprox blurred version one has proven himself in his series against DSR, therefore he will be receiving a shot at the TV thread Championship. Suddenly, Toom's informed his special referee was on his way to the ring with a microphone in hand. Damn it, what the hell is he doing here now? Now the suprise is ruined, RUINED I SAY!! Mick Foley: Shut up Toom E. I'm not here for you. I'm here for these great fans of Philly. Fans: Foley, Foley, Foley, Foley!!! Mick Foley: That's right. Screw the WWF & their garbage. I'm here in EWT to make sure that there's a clear cut winner in tomorrow's main event. And they asked the right man to do it. Who else is crazy enough to enter a Barbed Wire Ring then me? maybe I'll loose an ear. Maybe I'll loose an eye. But at least I can take a bump & keep things in control. Tomorrow night, Bingo Brawl 2004, there will be a winner & I will call it right down the center. I don't care who wins, whether it be DSR or HitmanMark. I don't give a s* about them since I do not know them. All I know is I am the TRUE legend of Barbed Wire. BANG BANG!!! ********************** Da na, da na, da na na na na na na na....SALSA SHARK!!! We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. There's a shark in the salsa. Our shark.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2746 (6/29/04 5:10 pm)	Re: Out of Character OOC: Toom, if you need ideas for gimmick matches I recommend this thread. Lots of great stuff in there.
HitmanMark Posts: 490 (6/29/04 6:20 pm)	FINAL PROMO TIME!!! <The last promo's before THE BIGGEST PPV IN THE HISTORY- :SLAP!:...thanks, I needed that> <Music video starts playing showing off some of the big feuds that will be showcased at Bingo Brawl, with some metal playing in the background. Throughout the video, as each feud is shown, close-up shots are shown of HMark and DSR, the headliners of this PPV> <The video ends (only costing Toom E. another couple mortgages), and HMark now stands before the camera> The clock is ticking. Only time seperates me from what might be the most brutal match I've ever had to defend my title in. Mere hours stand in the way between two of the biggest talents in Internet Wrestling today. ...and the clock is ticking. To give you an idea of what to expect from this match, Mick Foley, hardcore legend, a former champion, is the enforcer. Only a man who has seen...and felt...as much pain and agony as Mick Foley can have what it takes to call a match like this...a Barbed Wire Match. <Looks down at title> And what is it all for? THIS. This title, what I strove my whole life for...it means more to me than anything. TV ratings, money, fame, fans cheering...nothing. This belt represents what I'm all about. It's for a man who strives to be the best, and when he is, will give his body and soul to stay that way. Everything else takes a back seat. Few men in the history of this sport can honestly call themselves "Champions", claim that they are truly among the elite. It is my lifelong goal to ensure that I am among them. DSR...you've proven yourself. You've beaten all comers; you're a legend in the ranks of the great Internet tag team champions; and you had the wisdom to break off from an oppressive, no-selling group of would-be legends so that you could show the world what you're all about. But now, you've got to take that final step to reach the summit. Right there, in plain view, is your goal; gold, glory, immortality. There's only one problem... THIS <stares straight into the camera, eyes ablaze>...stands in your way. ...see you tommorrow... <walks off> Edited by: HitmanMark at: 6/29/04 6:25 pm
You Gene Member Posts: 3 (6/29/04 8:29 pm)	Out of Character I must say, this has gotten good. It's almost like I am watching the big time hype of a real wrestling program. It's weird, the Uh oh & Hey you thread is like sports entertainment side & this thread is like the wrestling side. Double D, all joking aside bro, but you & your friends have made this forum fun with your tactics. And thank you for allowing me to carry it over into this thread. I've said it before & I'll say it again....this entire forum has made wrestling fun again.
toomiguci Member Posts: 849 (6/29/04 8:33 pm)	Out of Character part two Damn it, I did it again. The joy of being stupid & forgetting to logg out your other account, huh? ********************** Da na, da na, da na na na na na na na....SALSA SHARK!!! We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. There's a shark in the salsa. Our shark. *************************
toomiguci Member Posts: 850 (6/29/04 8:48 pm)	Re: <OOC: Oh yeah, & thanx for the tip on the link DoubleD. I am famaliar with the CZW work & going to use one of your suggestions> Bravo Mr. Hitman, bravo. And if Foley doesn't play fair, there will be HELL to pay. But I have decided to add another stipulation match to the event. And it's another match that I have stolen from Combat Zone Wrestling. Taped to the ropes will be TWO HUNDRED light bulbs. You can use these light bulbs as a weapon & bash your opponent over the head. And mprox, pyschoapeguy, it will be your jobs to show the fans what you're made of. And Da Crapper, I haven't forgotten about you. I'm sure you will like to have yourself a match. So you will get yourself a match as well. And you will be facing DSR's tag team partner, Shark Boy. If you win, then you & mprox will receive a tag team championship at the next pay per view. ********************** Da na, da na, da na na na na na na na....SALSA SHARK!!! We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. There's a shark in the salsa. Our shark. *************************
HitmanMark Posts: 492 (6/29/04 10:17 pm)	Also Out of Character <Good call, Toom. This is the "serious wrestling thread" (if you can call it that), and Uh Oh is all about promos and backstage antics...it's so...like the real thing! It's sounds so dorky, but I look forward to what happens in this thread more than I do Raw...and definately more than Smackdown. Although, to be fair, that isn't saying much. It's funny, though; the two threads co-existing makes sure that the other one doesn't go stale, since it's two different things; and, yes, it's actually made wrestling fun again, and proves, once and for all, that WWE or NWA should just fire their creative and writing teams...and hire us, damnit! >
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 556 (6/29/04 10:57 pm)	Bingo Brawl Promo <OOC: I'm totally loving this thread, it's like fantasy booking. I've decided my character is gonna have delusions of grandeur, to an extent that should be downright scary. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a promo to cut!> *DSR is standing in a dark room. The camera is set for nightvision. In the background, you can hear Lamb of God. DSR: HMark, you make me sick...night in and night out, you carry around that damn belt...I know you're mocking me...You think you're some hero, Hmark?...You're no hero...Everyone knows I'm the best thing going in Pro Thread Posting today...Everyone knows that I'm their @#%$ hero...But no one is willing to admit it...GODDAM ALL OF YOU!...YOU KNOW WHO THE @#%$ I AM...I AM YOUR @#%$ GOD...EVERYONE WANTS TO DENY ME AT EVERY TURN... (long pause) ...The nBo made me a B-Team laughing stock...When I finally won their @#%$ title, they made me job to my "father-figure" Double D...When I come here, to EWT, I get no respect...I prove myself every night in here...Toom E. puts me in some ridiculous match with mprox...Raven tries to deny me...But just like everyone else who tried to deny me, he got shut up!...At Bingo Brawl, I WILL shut you up, HMARK!...THERE IS NO ONE WHO CAN HOLD ME BACK ANYMORE...ALL THE NAYSAYING...ALL THE GLASS CEILINGS...EVERY OBSTACLE PUT IN MY WAY...IT ALL ENDSAT BINGO BRAWL...YOU CAN'T DENY ME ANYMORE...YOU WILL ALL FALL ON YOUR @#%$ KNEES AND YOU WILL REALIZE WHO THE @#%$ I AM... (long pause) ...I'm out for blood...and there ain't nobody you can put in my way anymore...Toom E....HMark...all the fans who doubt me...you will realize...MY...TIME...IS...NOW! (fade to black)
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 573 (6/30/04 1:21 am)	Toom... <OOC - gotta say, it's like the WWE guys turning up to TNA events. this thread set up whilst I was out of commission, and it took me ages to discover it, but the booking really works. The nBo threads are the wacky ying to the yang of your sound fundamentals *Quote:* I must say, this has gotten good. It's almost like I am watching the big time hype of a real wrestling program. It's weird, the Uh oh & Hey you thread is like sports entertainment side & this thread is like the wrestling side. Double D, all joking aside bro, but you & your friends have made this forum fun with your tactics. And thank you for allowing me to carry it over into this thread. I've said it before & I'll say it again....this entire forum has made wrestling fun again That You-Gene - he's like some kind of savant. One minute he's a moron, spouting off about how he wants a title match to make his momma proud, and the next he is lucid on the meta-narrative of the Wrestlecrap mesage board - it's like someone's pulling his strings, BAH GAHD! Back in character> Hello, what's all this then? Some grubby little bingo hall, eh? And a wrestling ring in the centre - let's just take a look at these little buggers, and see what they get up to. JBL walks up to the front row of hardcore EWT fans, and slips them a few tenners to clear the entire row of seats. His butler then lays out a perfumed towel on the row, and JBL reclines provocatively across them Right then, lets see what you 'indy' workers get up to...
Nut Bunnies Member Posts: 616 (6/30/04 4:55 am)	... ::Sets arena on fire:: ::As he's being led away:: Reporter: Why'd ya do it, Nut Bunnies? You used to be such a good kid! NB: You'll never break up the Cobras. You can never destroy a motorcycle gang! Reporter: What the @#%$ are you talking about?
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2751 (6/30/04 5:02 am)	Re: Bingo Brawl Promo OOC: Yeah, this forum definietly keeps my passion for wrestling alivem, between new DVD's (I don't watch WWE programming and thus get no regular fix). I'm just glad that others enjoy the nBo antics and have decided to join in the sillyness too. I know a lot of people come here to bash BadShaw and other current WWE crap, but the way things have developed here the Off Topics Forum is the place I spend the most time. EWT is definitely the "real" promotion of the two, with direction, storylines and actual matches. My main focus in the nBo threads are satire. try to make others laugh as much as the other contributors make me laugh. And my minds working a mile a minute to turn anything and everything I read and hear about the wrestling business into some kind of nBo joke. I must admit (and only because I'm out of character) that things have indeed gotten interesting around here. The HMark/DSR feud is truly exciting and I actually have to echo the sentiments made above: Fire the current WWE creative team and hire you guys. Then I'd start watching again. I'm hoping people will keep their interest in this. I'm having way to much fun to stop, and I hate to be the last guy left desperately trying to keep something, everyone else has grown tired off, alive. Well, I've gushed for long enough, so I'll just say thanks for the laughs, the smiles and the excitement. Keep up the good work. Oh, and Toom, I was hoping you'd use the Barefoot Thumbtack Match or the Unlucky 13 Dollarbill Match. Maybe we should try to have some interaction between the threads again and do an invasion storyline?
toomiguci Member Posts: 851 (6/30/04 7:05 am)	Out of Character Give me some time before we do the whole invasion thing. I got some plans for this tghread to make it intersting. To be honest, my originally plan has been dropped. I didn't think this thread would succeed & was going to bring my character back into the other thread as the laughing stock of the WCF for falling flat on my face. Boy, did that plan go down FAST. But, I got plans for this new Toom E-Raven angle going. Just wait, there's more suprises around the corner. ********************** Da na, da na, da na na na na na na na....SALSA SHARK!!! We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. There's a shark in the salsa. Our shark. *************************
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2760 (6/30/04 7:16 am)	Re: Bingo Brawl Promo OOC: I'll be looking forward to it. But me and Dorze have already begun to plan the "Board Thread Wars" DVD parody, where we force you to say how you admired us all along and bury the entire EWT thread. Dorze will end it all by saying: "The one lesson to be learned from all this is: Don't Mess With Double D!"
HitmanMark Posts: 493 (6/30/04 8:16 am)	We're so close, now! <OOC: Like I said before, guys, give me the word and I'll start the InconVenience thread, the third pillar of these antics: one pillar is EWT, another WCF/nBo, and the third is the invasion thread!> BIC: <HMark stands quietly in his dressing room...if a bingo hall room can be called that...but whatever...stands quietly, gazing at his title that he has propped up on a table, all the while wrapping his hands in tape> Soon...soon...
Bobafett Posts: 510 (6/30/04 8:28 am)	Hmm (Fettster walks in on HitmanMark) Remember me?(points to the belt) you want it?..you got it! (Grabs the proped up belt and whacks HitmanMark out cold with it..Spraypaints nBo on the belt and walks off with it back to the WCF)
toomiguci Member Posts: 855 (6/30/04 9:22 am)	Bingo Brawl 2004 Bingo Brawl 2004 opens up with Hitmanmark laid out backstage & Fettster walking out of the Arena. Suddenly, Fettster is cut off by the special referee for the evening, Mick Foley. Mick Foley: Excuse me, my friend, but I don't believe that belongs to you. Fettster: They do now Foley. Get out of my face. Foley: Like I said, that doesn't belong to yoy. Foley starts punching away on fettster & scoops him up in a slam. Fettster staggers to his feet, where Foley pulls out MR. SOCKO!!!!! Mr. Socko is applied to Fettster, as Fettster waves his arms around frantically. Just then, Toom E Dangerously walks up. Toom: Fettster, Fettster, fettster...I see you just can't get enough of the EWT. Well, since you have decided to enter our arena, then tonight you shall stay in our arena as our guest. Our...special attraction guest. Because you know the rules. Once you enter the Arena, you have to COMPETE. And compter you shall. In an Unlucky 13 Dollar Bill Match. And your opponent? NEW JACK!!!! Mr. Foley, if you would be so kind as to take our guest to the dressing room & make sure he doesn't leave...because his match is NEXT!!!! Fans: Holy @#%$, holy @#%$, holy @#%$!!!! Opening montage is aired with the hsitory behind the DSR-Hitman Saga. After the montage, Joey Styles is in the ring Joey Styles: Ladies & gentlemen, welcome to Philly!!! And welcome to Bingo Brawl 2004!!! Fans: Bingo, bingo, bingo, bingo!!!!!!! Joey Styles: Now I turn it over to our ring announcer, Announce Boy. Announcer: This is our opening contest to Bingo Brawl 2004. Making his way to the ring for the Unlucky 13 Dollar Bill Match, New Jack. His opponent, being dragged to the ring by tonight's special referee for the main event Mick Foley, from the WCF & the nBo, fettster. Foley drags Fettster to the ring with the Mandible Claw still applied. Foley throws Fettster into the ring as the bell rings for the start. New jack is on top of Fettster, where he's actually able to stape 2 dollar bills to him already. Fettster gets up & runs for cover, but is no match. New Jack comes up behind Fettster & bashes him upside the head, where he then staples 2 more dollar bills. Fettster screams in agony. Joey Styles reminds those watching at home that last time Fettster made an appearance in the EWT Arena, Da Crapper had broken his arm. Fettster attempts a comeback & is actually able to get one, as he trips up New Jack. Fettster is able to do staple 3 dollar bills to New jack's back, making the match a 4-3 dollar bill ya'll. Fettster then gives a German Suplex to New jack & starts pounding on New Jack. Fettster then staples 2 more bills to New Jack. Aftyer about 20 minutes of back & forth action, New Jack has the lead by 1 dollar bill with a total of 12-11. New jack then motions for the back, as Toom E Dangerously comes out with a stapler in his hands. New Jack has fettster in a Full Nelson as Toom E enters the ring. Fettster is kicking as Toom approaches. New Jack gives a Full Nelson Slam onto fettster, knocking him out. Toom: You Jackass. Toom staples the final dollar bill to Fettster ala Stevie-O & his testicles Announcer: The winner of the match, New Jack!!! A couple of more matches take place that hold no signfigance as we get set for the next big match Announcer: Our next contest is for the Number 1 Contendership of the EWT Tag team Championship. If Da Crapper wins, the bNo will receive a shot at the current tag team champions, Shark Boy & DSR. If he looses, then he looses. Da Crapper makes his way to the ring, followed by Shark Boy. The fans sing the theme to Jawz as Shark Boy makes his way. The match starts out with a lock up between the 2. Da Crapper gets the upperhand on Shark Boy with the classic thumb to the eyes. Da Crapper then applies a 3-in a row German Suplex. The fans are mixed on whom to go for. After about 20 minutes of action, Da Crapper is able to suprise Shark Boy with a school boy roll up & the victory. Announcer: Our next match is the 200 Lightbulb Death Match. Making his way to the ring, representing the bNo, mprox blurred version one. His opponent is the EWT Tv thread Champion, pyschoapeguy. Both men jump in the ring & as the bell rings, they race for their first set of light bulbs. In a scene similiar to the light sabre battles of Star Wars, both collide with their bulbs, smashing into millions of pieces. Pyschoape then suprises mprox with a dropkick. pyschoape follows up with a stomp to the back. More lightbulbs are pulled into the action as the crowd goes crazy. Both men are a bloody mess after about 15 minutes of action. pyschoapeguy gets the victory after smashing a lightbulb into the face of mprox & blinding him, where he follows up with a sunset flip. Announcer: Ladies & gentlemen, it is time for our main event. This match will not be for the week at heart. A video montage airs, showing the FULL history of DSR & Hitmanmark stemming from their days in the WCF. The ring crew prepares the ring, removing the mats exposing the barbed wire underneath. The ropes are removed as barbed wire is put in place. One side is left open at this time so that both men can enter. Toom E Dangerously makes his way down to the ring with Mick Foley following. Announcers: Making his way to the ring, one half of the tag team champions, DSR. His opponent is the EWT Thread Heavyweight Champion. Ladies & gentlemen, this is HitmanMark!!! Both men get into the ring, as the final area open is now covered with barbed wire. They are carefull at how they step because of the barbed wire underneath their feet. Foley calls for the bell, as the match is underway. Both men lock up, with DSR getting the upperhand with a bodyslam. Hitman grimaces in pain after hitting the barbed wire. DSR pulls Hitman up by the hair & throws him into the barbed wire ropes, as Hitman grimaces some more. DSr follows up with a dropkick, but misses as Hitman dodges out of the way. DSR grimaces after hitting the barbed wire floor. Hitman climsb on top of DSR, rubbing his face into the plywood ring floor. DSR's face is starting to bleed from the wood after 10 minutes of action. Foley just stands back, watching the action. DSR counters with a Russian legsweep onto Hitman & jumps on top, dragging Hitman's face onto the plywood. Now Hitman's face is bleeding. DSR pulls up Hitman, giving him a german Suplex into the barbed wire. Hitman is able to block a second attempt, as he throws DSR into the barbed wire with a dropkick into the barbed wire ring ropes. DSR gets tangled up in the barbed wire, as it rips at his skin. The barbed wire gives away as DSR falls out of the ring. Hitman does a running start as he goes for a suicide dive out of the ring over the barbed wire. DSR grabs a chair & smashes it into the head of Hitman. Both men are now brawling outside the ring as Foley follows them outside since falls do count anywhere. Now, without barbed wire coming into play, both men can show their techincial skills as they're a bloody mess. After 20 minutes of brawling outside the ring with no clear cut winner, the match goes out into the crowd. At this point, that match comes close to th 40 minute mark. DSR & Hitman make it to the back of the arena when Hitman lays out DSR with a chair & lays him down on the table. Hitman climbs up on the balcony & goes for his flying headbutt. As hitman is in midair, DSR is able to roll out of the way. Hitman goes through the table & at the 45 minute mark, DSR attempts a cover. Hitman barely escapes a pin. DSR scoops up Hitman into a slam. Hitman is able to roll out of it & turn it into a pin attempt. DSR escapes at the 2 count. The crowd is truly getting into DSR at this point, leaving them all divided. Hitman can barely stand from tghe table bump, as he throws DSR into a door. Hitman then grabs DSR by the hair & smashes him through the door, breaking it off the hinges. The fans go mad at this bump, as both Hitman & DSR can now barely get up. Foley decides to start issuing a 10 count, as both men slowly stagger to their feet. The match now comes close to the 55 minute mark, as Hitman is the first one up. he grabs DSR by his hair & goes for a scoop slam. DSR is able to counter & roll it into a pin as Foley makes the 1-2-3. Announcer: Ladies & gentlemen, the winner of the match & NEW EWT Thread Heavyweight Champion, DSR!!!! The crowd starts chanting DSR's name out of respect. Just then, raven comes up from behind DSR & smashes him with a chair. he takes out Foley & Hitman, even though Hitman is barely able to stand already. Toom E is still at ringside & grabs the microphone* Toom: RAVEN!!! GET YOUR ASS DOWN TO THIS RING NOW!!! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT??? Raven: haven't you figured it out Toom? It's you. I've watched you. I've been watching you since your days in the WCF. I've seen you drop angles. I've seen them dropped left & right in hops that fans would forget. Well I haven't forgotten. And what I have seen makes me sick. Dropped angles make me sick, just like when they dropped mine in WCW. What about me? What about my dropped angle? Toom: Is that what you want? You want to finish your angle? Raven: No. I want to finish YOU!!! Raven kicks Toom in the gut & gives him an Evenflow onto the barbed wire ring floor. Raven then stands above Toom E dangerously as the pay per view ends & goes to black ********************** Da na, da na, da na na na na na na na....SALSA SHARK!!! We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. There's a shark in the salsa. Our shark. *************************
Bobafett Posts: 511 (6/30/04 9:30 am)	Oh very funny Very Funny Toomi..gets back up and botches DDT's on HitmanMark and DSR then walks out the arena
HitmanMark Posts: 494 (6/30/04 12:21 pm)	Aftermath <The PPV has gone to black, but the cameras continue to roll, and the crowd sticks around, as some footage from the post-match will go into the next UnAdvertised show> <Backstage, in the room/hallway where the match ended, Hmark, a bloody mess, staggers to his feet, only to see Mick Foley sitting in front on him on a fold-up chair> Mick: Not bad, kid. You done good. Too bad you left yourself open in the end like that. HMark: Wha...<wipes blood away from eyes> what? MF: The match! Your title! You lost, man! You gave the bastard everything you had, but he got you with a small package out of a scoop slam. Pretty slick move. HM: I...I lost? <staggers and falls to his knees> MF: Eh, don't feel too bad; I had to job my title away to the Rock less than a month after I got it, so don't come bitching to me about something like this <gets up to leave> HM: WAIT! Where is he? MF: Who? HM: DSR...Raven...where are they? MF: Well, Raven's gone, man. Put Toom E. through the barb wire ring, left a lovely little mess, if I do say so. DSR, though, haven't seen him. He practically limped off with that belt. HM: <silently, staggers off to his "dressing room", and proceeds to lose his mind; throwing his bags, kicking down doors and chairs, roaring with animalistic rage> <crowd pops as the former champ walks towards the ring, still enraged...but he calms a little bit as he grabs a mic> What you all saw tonight...<quiet...suddenly at a loss for words> I don't know. I...I guess... I lost. He got the best of me. He really did. I let him take what meant more to me than anything else...I...I won't rest...I won't stop...not until I- <stops and yells again as he feels a sharp pain in his back...clearly, the match took a lot out of both men> I guess we'll see. Enjoy your reign, DSR. For now.
Bobafett Posts: 512 (6/30/04 12:47 pm)	Hmm (Walks out to the Ring) Fettster= This is what happens when you play fair HMark, Mick Foley, Toomi..and all the others screwed you like a @#%$, you were one of the main opponents of the nBo, however even we at the nBo are disgusted with the way you were treated..I am odffering to be at youre corner for the title rematch
mprox666 Member Posts: 61 (6/30/04 4:57 pm)	bored again..... mprox: blurred version walks out to the ring, gets in to the ring looks at Fettster ask's for the mic " first of all you sit in the corner " pointing at Fettster "I'll get round to you in a min or two......... Toom .E. i want a word, we can either do this backstage or we can do it out here ......... theres a couple of things i want to say........ one what should i do with these two backstage pass's for the competition, and two when the hell will i actually wi......... i said sit in the corner Fettster ...... sod it " mprox drops the mic and hits Fettster with a blitzed fate...... runs to the corner and performs a perfect reverse moonsault onto Fettster.... mprox rolls out of the ring to go find Toom .E. muttering "bloody n.b.o. never do what you want." B.N.O. bored now, later and probably tomorow as well
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 557 (6/30/04 8:39 pm)	Re: Hmm DSR returns to the ring, slowly, bloodied, limping. He's got the Championship belt on his shoulder. All the other nonsense has ended, and its just HMark and DSR in the ring. DSR: "HMark...pal...you and I once again pulled out all the stops...You didn't give an inch...and I didn't either...and the next time you and I are in this ring together..." DSR offers a hand to HMark...then promptly gives him a low blow! HMark drops to his knees. DSR: "The next time you and I are in this ring together, you better damn sure bow down before me!!! All you m*erfers here in this audience better show me the gdamn respect that I deserve!!!!" The crowd boos the hell outta DSR. DSR stands over HMark, laughing maniacally. DSR: "You people know I'm your f*ing hero, so don't deny it. Everyone in this shhole needs to fall on their knees and pay tribute to the greatest World Champ in f**ing history!!!" DSR drops the microphone. He slowly raises his arms, with the title draped over his shoulder. The sound guy plays "I Don't Wanna Be Me" by Type O Negative. As the fans throw garbage, DSR limps out of the building, still bleeding, with a grin that could be construed as cocky, if only it weren't so sinister. DSR is F***ing Awesome!
toomiguci Member Posts: 859 (6/30/04 9:06 pm)	Jump to Monday since I don't know when I will be on then... Toom E dangerously makes his way to the ring, bandaged up Folks, I have some bad news for you all. This week will be our last week on Dike TV. Our contract is up as of Friday. Non-Advertised TV will be no more. But starting right after that, we have penned a 5 year deal with Fox Sports Net. Our first show will be right after the National Spelling Bee on Fox Sports Net. We will have a new title, a new show, a whole new look. Now onto the subject at hand. Bingo Brawl 2004 is in the history books. The show may have been damn good, but we ran into some problems. It seems Fettster has decided out of everybody in the nBo, he's the only one who doesn't have to go to the agreement made between myself & Double D. You folks don't realize, but Double D & I have actually met & had a talk. We have decided to put our differences to the side for a short period of timefor each of our respective companies to put out some damn good quality program. Currently, we are trying to run the WWF out of business. And with the shows we have seen on Raw & Smackdown, it's no suprise the WCF & the EWT are ahead in the ratings. So fettster, if you choose to enter the EWT Arena again, the Unlucky 13 Dollar Bill Match will look like a papercut. By the way, how are the testicles? They balloon like grapefruit yet? Last night, Da Crapper represented the bNo against Shark Boy. In doing so, he & mprox blurred version one will be gaining a TLC Match against Shark Boy & DSR for the tag team championship. And speaking of our new World Thread Champion, DSR, I spoke with HitmanMark last night. We actually shared a room in the hospital. Hitman asked me if he could get his rematch clause used for the next pay per view, Highway To Hell. I agreed to him. But there's another clause in the contract. When a champion looses a match, not only does he get to pick when he gets a rematch, but he gets to pick the type of match. And the match he picked will self explain the reason the pay per view is called Highway To Hell. Ladies & gentlemen, this Sunday on pay per view, EWT will bring back one of the greatest matches in the history of WCW Uncensored. DSR will defend the EWT Thread Championship against HitmanMark in the King of the Road Match. In the back of a flatbed 18 wheeler, both men will wrestle as the 18 wheeler drives around until 1 man hits the horn. And that man will be the EWT Thread Heavyweight Champion. Also, this Sunday, I have a challenge for one man. And that man is RAVEN!!!! Raven, you have been sneak attacking & trying to take over the EWT. You want me to end one of my many angles from the WCF? You want to end your angle from WCW? Well, at Highway to Hell, I issue you a challenge. You come to the ring. You want to be in charge? YOU pick the stipulation. And I will wipe the mat with you Raven. Enter the ring as a competitor instead of an attacker if you dare. ********************** Da na, da na, da na na na na na na na....SALSA SHARK!!! We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. There's a shark in the salsa. Our shark. *************************
Nut Bunnies Member Posts: 639 (7/1/04 9:22 am)	Re: Hmm ::Buys a front row ticket...to watch the show. That's right. Watch the show:: PERRRRR-FECTION.
HitmanMark Posts: 495 (7/1/04 2:02 pm)	Man, just thought of something <OOC: Here's something to think about...if we're gonna be the "real" pro-posting thread, each guy's gotta get themselves a fighting style, so Toom can book a little easier. DSR seems to go for the high-spots and high-risk stuff, I'm more about Hart/Benoit style (with some high-spots thrown in for good measure)...how 'bout the others? For some reason, I kept seeing Crapper being "Our Rhyno" and mprox being kind of like Raven...but that's just me. What do you guys think?>
mprox666 Member Posts: 63 (7/1/04 3:18 pm)	i hate filling this in ..... its obvious really a camera follow's mprox to toom .e.'s office ...... mprox walks in without knocking........ awwwww damn it thats sick put that thing away....... man." the camera-man, opens the door just as toom .e. sorts himself out, "anyway boss i just thought i'd tell you face to face ........ eye to eye ...... the competition are having an open tournament for their championship ........ and im putting myself into it .......... you said i could work 2nd party bookings........ well i think if i win their belt and bring it here ....... it would weaken them imensly, and push us through the glass ceiling, i dont care what you have to say about this ..... to hell with you if you dont want me to do this ........ im B.N.O. ....... im suposed to be funny and oversell but this is to big a chance to pass up." mprox turns and walk's out of toom .e.'s office (ooc. me in a raven-style ...... i'll try to pull it off, no jokes please but i will still throw out the occasional funny if i think of one.)
HitmanMark Posts: 496 (7/1/04 5:11 pm)	Re: <OOC: Nah, don't worry man, do whatever style you want. I'm just saying what I always imagined, doesn't mean I'm right.>
toomiguci Member Posts: 862 (7/1/04 5:20 pm)	Re: i hate filling this in ..... its obvious really Wait mprox, before you go you have to understand something. Currently, the EWT & WCF have an agreement regarding those types of situations. If you do so, EWT supports you but you're on your own ringwise. Whatever happens in the WCF stays in the WCF. But be careful, because Friday, on the final episode of Non-Advertised Tv, you & Da Crapper will wrestle in a TLC Match against DSR & Shark Boy for the tag team straps. ********************** Da na, da na, da na na na na na na na....SALSA SHARK!!! We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. There's a shark in the salsa. Our shark. *************************
Mordecrap Posts: 3 (7/2/04 4:17 am)	A day of rekoning I am ofended that you have never thought to have a member of the gothik brotherhood on your thread. i think you would do well to include me in your future matches - i am fighting against the nbo like you are, and will be a strong ally. I have already struck the first blow holds up adam bomb from the Nbo, who has been destroyed with a poweslam
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 590 (7/2/04 4:21 am)	Baleted! Yeah, totally articulate there. Please proceed to Jobber Status, do not pass go, do collect two hundred head whompings from the nBo. Sheesh!
Mordecrap Posts: 5 (7/2/04 5:03 am)	Do not disrispect No one disrispects Mordecrap like that! Im not a jobber picks golden spike up on his shoulder, and powerslams him onto a bed of nails I call that the Dark Tribute - it is a tribute to vampiro. Vampiro rules!
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 423 (7/2/04 8:29 am) ezSupporter	Re: Do not disrispect Hey Mordecrap, why don't you learn to spell or your name will be inducted into the JOB Squad 2004. I think You-Gene spells better than you,
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 924 (7/2/04 8:54 am)	Re: Do not disrispect "Uhh... Mordecrap, mang... like, don't you know the rules, chico? Like, we don't take bumps an' we don't sell, mang. Prepare to be hyped up wid vids and mic-work.. then get squashed by, like.. my machismo, mang". Yeah, I cheat. You Wanna Play 21? I Got 22!
Nut Bunnies Member Posts: 646 (7/2/04 9:36 am)	HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! A new potential member of J.O.B. Squad 2004?! EXCELLENT! Mwahahahahahaha! ::Twirls moustache...IN A VERY EVIL WAY:: PERRRRR-FECTION.
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 926 (7/2/04 10:03 am)	Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Quote:: --> :Twirls moustache...IN A VERY EVIL WAY:: OOC: As if there were any other way! Yeah, I cheat. You Wanna Play 21? I Got 22!*
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 559 (7/2/04 12:30 pm)	what the--? DSR, still banged up from the barbed wire match, comes out to the ring, where evidently there are some nbo douchebags and a new guy named Mordecrap. DSR takes a steel chair and bashes JudoChop in the skull. DSR drops the chair, grabs 8Syxx, and plants him with a vicious DDT on the chair. Nut Bunnies grabs DSR, but Mordecrap grabs Nut Bunnies and powerslams him through a table that was set up at ringside. The crowd cheers these two men. They face each other. DSR shows his shiny gold belt to Mordecrap, then promptly kicks Mordecrap in the balls. DSR: "You think I need your help?!?! I don't need your help!!! I don't need anybody!!!! I am a fing GOD, AND YOU'RE JUST SOME LOWLY SACK OF S* WHO WISHES HE COULD BE ME!!!!!" *Just then HMark runs out to the ring. HMark dropkicks DSR, who goes flying into the arms of Mordecrap. Mordecrap hits his powerslam, knocking DSR unconscious. HMark and Mordecrap celebrate.
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 436 (7/2/04 12:34 pm) ezSupporter	Re: what the--? 8Syxx: I no-sell that junk DDT. Why the hate DSR? We all know that you are still nBo. It's all going just like we planned it. HitmanMark is still right to question your loyalty. DSR = nBo 4 LIFE!
Mordecrap Posts: 8 (7/2/04 3:26 pm)	Distruction gothik style YES!!!1! HMark and me, we will take on the nbo and take them out. together we have the power to beat any of you losers. And dont talk smak about my spelling. its a message board lighten up, or your going to get yourself in trouble picks up judochoptothehead on his shoulder and hits his powerslam, the Dark Tribute
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 156 (7/2/04 3:41 pm)	Re: what the--? <Adam Bomb walks down to the ring with Steven Richards> <grabs the mic> A Bomb: Toomi don't worry I'm not here to start any trouble I just want to say congradulations to my buddy DSR on his title win. DSR you are a true champion and I'm proud of you and remember if you ever need anything just throw up the sign man and we'll be there. <celebrates with DSR in the ring>
HitmanMark Posts: 497 (7/2/04 4:01 pm)	Da Crap hits da fan <HMark, looking like he hasn't slept since the Barbed Wire Match, stands in the ring, looking at the destruction> I should've known they'd come here sooner or later. And Mordecrap...while an enemy of the nBo may be an ally of mine...don't come to me thinking I'll be some kind of tag partner. My mind is set on one thing, and one thing only. The World Heavyweight Title. <turns to all in the ring, begins yelling> And NOTHING, not food, sleep, friend, or foe, will get in my f'n way!
Mordecrap Posts: 11 (7/2/04 4:04 pm)	nbo b-ware well hitmanmark, i wouldnt want to tag team partner, i would rather strike from the darkness. but if you will stand with me against the nbo menace, i would be glad to help you beat them
toomiguci Member Posts: 865 (7/2/04 5:59 pm)	Re: Da Crap hits da fan My my my, it seems we are going out with a bang here on Dike TV's Non-Advertised Wrestling. Remember folks, we will premiere right after the National Spelling Bee on Fox Sports Net this week. I wonder who's going to win. Here's a promo for the Spelling Bee. promo airs in funny deep voice similiar to the Funny Car promos 50 states. 51 kids. How did it happen? Easy, you forget the District of Columbia. And all 51 kids will meet this saturday in the District of Columbia for the 2004 National Spelling Bee sponsored by Hooked On Phonics. Hooked On Phonics works for me. How will the Spelling Bee end? Who will win? Tune in & find out. back to Toom E in the ring Whoo....that was intense. Now it's time for the TLC match for the tag team championship. First, entering the ring on behalf of the bNo, Da Crapper & mprox blurred version one. Their opponents are the EWT Tag Team Thread Champions, DSR & Shark Boy. The tag belts are hosted above the ring as DSR starts things off with chair shots all around. Shark Boy goes for a dive attack on Da Crapper & starts pounding away. Shark Boy is showing a new, more evil side since teaming up with DSR that the fans do not like. Both teams go back & forth using chairs like crazy. mprox decides to bring the table into play, as he runs at Shark Boy with it. Shark Boy drops down, tripping up mprox. mprox goes face first into the table. DSR & Da Crapper are brawling outside with a table set up. DSR lays out Da Crapper & gives an elbow drop off the top rope through the table. The match goes way into the 30 minute mark with neither team getting the advantage. The ladder is set up in the center of the ring while ten tables are broken & strewn in the ring as well as ringside. Joey Styles: Oh my, who's that masked man coming down to the ring? Just then, a masked man jumps into the ring & hits DSR with a chair. He starts pounding away on DSR & pulls out a chain from his tights, punching DSR in the face & making him bleed. As all this is going on, Da Crapper climbs the ladder, grabs the tag team championship, & scores a victory for his team at the 40 minute mark. Announcer: Ladies & gentlemen, the winners of the TLC match & NEW tag team champions, Da Crapper & mprox, the bNo!!!!!' Fans: bNo, bNo, bNo, bNo!!!! After a successfully beating to a bloody DSR in the center of the ring, the masked man removes his mask to reveal: JS: HITMANMARK, HITMANMARK, IT WAS HITMANMARK UNDER THAT MASK!!!!!!!!! HitmanMark grabs the mic Hitman: You screwed me of one championship DSR, now I screw you out of 2. First your precious tag team gold & at Highway to Hell in the King of the Road Match, not only will I beat you, not only will I regain my title, but you will find out what it's like to have an 18-wheeler run your ass OVER!!! ********************** Da na, da na, da na na na na na na na....SALSA SHARK!!! We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. There's a shark in the salsa. Our shark. *************************
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 560 (7/2/04 7:17 pm)	Unadvertised... DSR gets up, bloody. He's shaking his head at Shark Boy. DSR: "Shark Boy, this is all your GDamn fault!!!! You fing ruined EVERYTHING!!!! Don't look at me like that, of course it's your fault!! It couldn't have been my fault, I'm a fing God!!!!!" DSR grabs his partner and delivers a vicious DDT. DSR: "Now that I've gotten rid of this dead weight, I got somethin' to say to that m***fer, HMark!!! You think you got my number, pal...You got nothin'! I'm the best thing going in thread posting today, and you're just another wannabe! When we meet in that godawful match, you will bleed, just like in the barbed wire match!!! I know why you haven't slept, HMark...It's oh so obvious...fear...You can't sleep because of the nightmares...nightmares of me, beating your ass! Making you feel the kind of pain that only God can deliver! I am God, HMark, and you will fall!" Shark Boy stands up. DSR turns around and delivers a Superkick <Since I'm essentially dropping the Emocore aspects of my character>. The fans boo DSR like crazy, throwing garbage into the ring. DSR casually walks out of the ring and backstage.
Nut Bunnies Member Posts: 654 (7/2/04 7:38 pm)	Re: Da Crap hits da fan THE DAY IS MINE! PERRRRR-FECTION.
toomiguci Member Posts: 867 (7/2/04 9:23 pm)	Re: Unadvertised... DSR, you want to attack & betray your partner, blaming him for the loss? Then on the debut of our new Fox Sports Net show right after the National Spelling Bee, you will have a warm up match for this Sunday's Highway to Hell pay per view. You, in a non-title bout, will take on your former tag team partner, SHARK BOY!!!! OOC: And feel free to type the match if you wish. Let's see what ya got for EXTREME!!! ********************** Da na, da na, da na na na na na na na....SALSA SHARK!!! We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. There's a shark in the salsa. Our shark. *************************
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 564 (7/3/04 1:04 am)	Re: Da Crap hits da fan <I'm doing this now, since I don't know what I'm doing later.> Young Billy: "D-E-S-T...R-U-C-I...T-Y, Destrucity" Old Lady: "That is correct, Billy. You are the new Spelling Bee champion!" Announcer: "This has been the 2004 World Championship Spelling Bee. This footage may not be used without the expressed, written consent of the Major League Spelling Association." A few commercials. Toom E.: "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Unadvertised Show! Tonight, DSR will take on his tag team partner DSR. We'll have other matches too! <I don't feel like writing any other matches, you can do it later.> Let's get started!!!" The audience does the Theme from Jaws as Shark Boy comes out to the ring. He waves to the fans as they cheer for him. "I Don't Wanna Be Me" plays as DSR comes out to a chorus of boos. DSR has a big sinister grin on his face. The bell rings. DSR and Shark Boy lock up, SB throws DSR into the ropes, drops to the mat, DSR jumps over, SB stands up as DSR hits the other ropes, SB lands a solid dropkick on DSR's chest. DSR's on the mat, SB goes for DSR's legs, DSR rolls out, and the two tie up again...Some solid chain wrestling as both men go at each other. SB come out on top for the most part, causing DSR to slide out of the ring. DSR grabs a chair, climbs back into the ring, and proceeds to wallop SB a few times. SB grabs the chair and hits DSR a few times, busting him open. DSR takes back the chair, and throws it viciously at SB's head, knocking him to the ground. DSR goes backstage as SB writhes around on the mat. DSR comes back with a casket, pulls it out to ringside and opens it. Inside the casket...DRY ICE. DSR then goes under the ring, and pulls out some barbed wire. DSR wraps it around himself, as SB gets to his feet in the corner. DSR can't resist, so he executes a barbed wire stinger splash, tearing at the flesh of SB. SB stumbles to the middle of the ring, DSR delivers a Superkick, sending SB into the dry ice. DSR pulls out SB, and gets a two count. DSR removes the barbed wire, 20 minutes have passed. Over the course of 15 more minutes, DSR and SB trade high spots, neither man scoring the pinfall. They use chairs, a cheese grater, and tables for another 10 minutes, neither man getting the advantage. Both men are exausted. SB hits a devastating top rope leg drop, gets two and a half, DSR rolls out of the ring. SB dives over the rope, landing on DSR's head, giving him a concussion. SB climbs back into the ring. At the 55 minute mark, nBo music hits, as Adam Bomb and Fettster storm the ring. They proceed to throw SB into the Dry Ice Casket, and beat him with the steel chair as he lays there. Both men deliver their finishers (only slightly botched), as DSR gets back into the ring. SB lays unconscious, DSR looks at ABomb and Fett in disbelief. The two throw up the nBo sign. DSR: "I don't want this! I don't f**ing want this!" Abomb and Fett leave the ring and stand at ringside. As DSR yells at his former buddies, SB regains consciousness and rolls up DSR for two 5/6ths. DSR gets to his feet, SB rolls him in a small package. As Abomb distracts the ref, Fettster turns the small package so DSR is pinning SB. The ref turns around and counts. 1-2-3! ABomb and Fett clap their hands in appreciation of their "friend", as DSR is clearly pissed. The fans aren't sure what to do. DSR picks up his belt, leaves the ring, fuming, just brushing past his "buddies", who continue congratulating him. DSR ignores it, with a very angry look on his face. <Sorry if this was a bit too long.> DSR is F***ing Awesome!
toomiguci Member Posts: 871 (7/3/04 7:51 am)	Re: Toom E Dangerously stops Fettster & A-Bomb as their exiting Excuse me boys, but it seems you have decided to stick your nose in EWT business...AGAIN. That just won't be tolerated. So, I have a special treat for you gentlemen. Right now, in that very ring, you 2 want to work together, trying to get DSR back into your fold? Help a champion, get a championship match. Falls Count Anywhere & your opponents are right behind you. Da Crapper & mprox hit Fett & A-Bomb with dropkicks as they turn around. DC & mp start pounding away on Fett & A-bomb with the fistsn of fury. All 4 men go at it backstage. Da Crapper grabs A-Bomb & throws him into a row if Surge Soda Machines that are backstage while mprox picks up a Surge bucket & smashes it over the head of Fettster. Da Crapper runs into A-Bomb, who side steps him as Da Crapper goes head first into the Surge machine. A-Bomb grabs Da Crapper & smashes him agains into the Surge machine, breaking the plexiglass front & smashing it into pieces. meanwhile, mprox jumps into a golf cart & tries to run over Fettster with it. fettster manages to roll out of the way at last second. mprox gets out of the golf cart & is met by a clothesline by Fettster. Fettster gets the upperhand, as he uses a cookie sheet that just happened to be laying backstage for some strange reason. The cookie sheet is bent in half upside mprox's head. Back with A-Bomb & Da Crapper, A-Bomb is using a piece of plexiglass, cutting Da Crapper's head open. Da Crapper goes for a kick into the groin & is successful. Da Crapper grabs A-Bomb & throws him into a pillar. Da Crapper then grabs A-Bombs head & smashes it into the pillar, busting A-Bomb's head open. A-Bomb then shrivels to the groud & Da Crapper goes for the pin, as the ref counts 1-2-3. Announcer: The winners of the match & still tag team champions, Da Crapper & mprox blurred version one. Da Crapper & mprox grab fettster & A-Bomb & throw them out of the building & into their limo waiting outside. Then they climb up the limo where the sunroof is open & urinate into the sunroof while singing, "It's raining men." Toom E grabs the mic in the ring. Oh my, was that match supposed to happen in the ring? Oops, my bad. Looks like we got this show off in a bang. And, for some reason, I feel like giving you fans some more action right here on Velocity Heat Impact EXTREME. So, for you fans, in this very ring, you will see HitmanMark prepare for his match this Sunday against DSR in the King of the Road Match at Highway to Hell, as he goes one on one with....New Jack. OOC: Feel free to book your own match against him. Toom starts to walk away, & then turns again to speak Oh yeah, & Raven, I'm still waiting for your answer. Are you afraid to answer my challenge? Or will you try to get the upperhand & suprise me? Because, if so, I have a little suprise for you this Sunday at Highway to Hell. ********************** Da na, da na, da na na na na na na na....SALSA SHARK!!! We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. There's a shark in the salsa. Our shark. *************************
The Abominator Member Posts: 19 (7/3/04 8:53 am)	Hmm, what's going on in this thread... opens door a crack Hmm $:\$ What the blue blazes? runs away....runs back in rings bell...the winner...and new champion of the cosmos.... The Abominator runs away
mprox666 Member Posts: 71 (7/3/04 4:38 pm)	hmmmmm ok look quick it was our answer to the hurricane, but he's the center of the universe....... ooc: anyway to all of the yanks on this board happy uhmmm independence day ...... hope will smith save's you lot again ducks and runs before anything can be thrown!
toomiguci Member Posts: 872 (7/4/04 1:31 pm)	Highway to Hell Toom E dangerously comes to the ring at the start of Highway to hell & grabs the mic Ladies & gentlemen, I have a special announcement regarding today's pay per view. It will not happen AT ALL. Instead, you all will be receiving a refund as well as those who have order. Instead today, you will bear witness to the first ever FREE to view. That's right, with the WCF holding their pay per view today to crown a new WCF Champion, we will give you today's showcase FREE OF CHARGE!!!! Now onto the subject at hand. Raven still hasn't answered my challenge. raven, you have plenty of time. Plenty of time to still show up. So if your watching, get your ass in this ring & face me like a man. And you know what? You say what about me? What about your WCW angle? If you show up, you will be happy. Trust me. Now, onto Highway to Hell. The announcer starts the show officially with a whole bunch of matches that have no signifigance, as they were advertised. pyschoapeguy retains his championship against Terry Funk. Da Crapper wrestles a singles match since his partner's wrestling for the other show tonight & gets a victory over Shark Boy. And now it's time for the main event, as cameras go outside the arena to the 18-Wheeler. Announcer: Ladies & gentlemen, this is our main event. The King of the Road Match. The winner of this match is the first person to reach the front of the 18-Wheeler & pull the string for the horn. Making his way to the 18-Wheeler, the former EWT Heavyweight Thread Champion, HitmanMark. His opponent, also making his way to the 18-Wheeler, the EWT Heavyweight Thread Champion, DSR. Gentlemen, start your engines. Both Hitman & DSR make their way to the back of the rig. The rig slowly strats up as both men staredown each other. Both men stand there, staring & speaking to each other. Unfortunatly, audio can't pick it up as the 2 do this for about 10 minutes, unbeknown to all what is going on. The 2 start shoving each other & Hitman makes the first connect with a punch to the face. Due to the moving rig, this causes DSR to loose his balance & fall, as Hitman pounces on him & start pounding away on his face. Hitman gets up & lifts a bale of hay over his head & throws it on top of DSR. Hitman then lifts up DSR by the hair & throws him in the side wall built out of chickenwire for the 18 wheeler's back. DSR counters with a dropkick. DSR then gains the upperhand on Hitman as he jumps on top & starts pounding away on Hitman's face. By this point, the rig has been driving for 20 minutes when the driver decides to take it on the freeway. This causes the driver to pick up speed. This causes both men to loose their balance & fly all over the place. Toom E Dangerously gets on the radio & informs the driver to get back on the surface roads. The driver appologizes & follows suit. DSR is the first to regain his balance once the rig exits the freeway & stops at a traffic light. DSR grabs Hitman & is able to give him 3 German Suplexes in a row. DSR then gets up & throws Hitman across the rig towards the back of it. The rig stops at another traffic light & some guy approaches the driver with a gun to carjack it. Hitman & DSR witness this & start yelling at the guy: Hitman: back off ya a****!!! We're trying to have a match here. Gun man: A match? What kind of match? For what? DSR: A championship match. Gun man: Championship? Hey, you're wrestling in the back of an 18 wheeler? No way man, that's fin' cool. Hitman: yeah, so get the f** out of here so I can regain my title. Gun man: You're title? hell no man. That good looks much cooler then you. Besides, everybody knows wrestling's fake. Hitman: fake? fake? Tell me he didn't just say that? DSR: care to show this scumb bag fake Hitman? Hitman: Sure, but for a temporary alliance, deal? DSR: Deal. Both DSR & Hitman climb out of the back of the rig & show the gun man how fake wrestling is with clotheslines, bodyslams, suplexes, & dropkicks until the proper authorities arrive. DSR & hitman then proceed to the back of the rig at the 40 minute mark of the match. Just as DSR starts to climb in, Hitman slams the door on his head & dropkicks him out of the back of the rig. The driver is given orders not to go until DSR is inside. Hitman climbs out of the rig as well & climbs to the top of it, where he dives off with a shooting star press from the top of the rig. He then picks up DSR & throws him against the side of the rig. Hitman then lays DSR in front of the backwheel of the rig & demands the driver to go. He doesn't oblige. Hitman grabs the driver & throws him out of the rig & attempts to start it up. Just then, DSR pops up from the side & yanks Hitman out of the rig. Both men start slugging back & forth on the outside of the rig. Just then, a car pulls up & Toom E gets out of it: Toom: get back in the rig & finish this match. get back in NOW, damn it!!! Both men do not comply, as they continue to brawl outside the ring & are a bloody mess at the 50 minute mark. Toom: get in the rig now or I will stop this match right now & strip both of you of your championship privileges. Hitman: Chill the f* out Toom. We'll go when we're ready. DSR: I'm ready now b. DSR smashes Hitman's head into the rig & drags him to the back & throws him in. DSR then climbs back in & the 2 start going at it again. The rig starts back up & Toom E hops back into his car, heading back to the arena. Hitman smashes a rock upside DSR's head that he had snuck into his tights from the fight outside. This makes DSR bleed some more, as Hitman starts heading for the back of the rig. DSR gets up & starts staggering towards Hitman, who has a pretty good lead. Hitman starts to reach for the cord to the horn as DSR throws the rock used on him & it connects, knocking Hitman down & opening a gash in the back of his head. DSR finally reaches Hitman & the 2 start brawling again. DSR smashes Hitman's head into the back of the rig, making him bleed some more. Both men are right under the cord & they both decide to try for it at the same time. Suddenly, the horn goes off & the match is over.* Announcer: The winner of the match & NEW EWT heavyweight Thread Champion, HitmanMark. Just then, Dusty Rhodes comes out who has been watching the match on a monitor comes out & informs the announcer of something. Announcer: The winner of the match, & STILL Heavyweight Thread Champion, DSR!!! Just then Toom E Dangerously comes out with a mic Toom: Hold on a second. I hate to do this, but both men were holding the cord so it's hard to tell just who the hell pulled it first. Therefore, this match is ruled a DRAW!!! And given the situation & the fact that both men are bloodied & battered & have gone an hour in the back of the rig, the match is officially over & a decision will be rendered tommorrow, as I will meet with my lawyers as well as Dusty Rhodes, the judge, & we will watch the video as many times as possible to see who the clear cut winner is. Just then, raven pops out from the audience Raven: Toom E, I understand you have been waiting for me. Toom: That's right raven. I have. But I haven't waited for you for my sake. I have been waiting for you with THIS SUPRISE! Just then, Roddy Piper walks out from the back & looks at raven. raven looks at Roddy Piper. raven: You??? What are you doing here? Piper: You want to whine & complain about not finishing an angle Johnny Polo? Let's finish the angle you never had in WCW NOW!!! Piper starts pounding away on Raven as the fans start chanting for Piper & the Free Per View fades to black & ends ********************** Da na, da na, da na na na na na na na....SALSA SHARK!!! We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. There's a shark in the salsa. Our shark. ************************* Edited by: toomiguci at: 7/4/04 9:24 pm
HitmanMark Posts: 498 (7/4/04 5:11 pm)	Back to the ring <Hmark makes his way to the ring, with a very obvious limp, and a bandage on the back of his head. He leans against the turnbuckle for support> Toom, I can wait here all gdamn day. Just who the f* is leaving here, tonight, with my belt?!
mprox666 Member Posts: 80 (7/4/04 5:57 pm)	Re: after the free to view..... mprox: blurred version grabs a camera-man ( in a manly non- threatening way.) "look film this to go out on our show, it has been brought to my attention that - I - the originator of the bored now order, has commited a sin against my own little groups rules,....... you see during the last few weeks, I..... have ..... not, and i repeat NOT ....... overselling, which the B.N.O. promised to do, i hang my head in shame, ...... while i have one of the E.W.T. tag belts, which toom .e. your going to have to pry from my dead hands if you think im giving it up, i'll lose it in any match but you arent taking it off me..... as i was saying, i will from now on oversell everything once again and get the B.N.O. back to its former glory." mprox looks up at da crapper who's stood shaking his head, mprox lowers his head and slowly walks away from both the camera-man and da crapper....... da crapper shout's " hey the way out's that way" and points while letting rip with a loud wet sounding fart........ " can we do that again?" the camera-man just refuses "that stinks im not sticking around for that long ..... what the hell were you eating yesterday?" B.N.O:theres three ways to do things, the right way, the wrong way and the B.N.O. way ...... its the wrong way but quicker (OOC: max power kicked arse, damn tree hugging hippys.)
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 565 (7/4/04 11:56 pm)	Main Event DSR comes out to the ring, clearly pissed. He's carrying a steel chair. DSR throws the chair in the ring, then slides under the ropes. DSR sets up the chair and sits down, with a mic in his hand. DSR: "I don't know where you get off, talking about YOUR fing belt, HMark. I won that title fair and gdamn square. And I'm not leaving until someone tells me whether or not I'm keeping the belt I so obviously deserve!!!!" Both men sit in the ring, silently. The audience eventually leaves. The lights go out. Janitors clean up the ring. HMark: "Got any 7s?" DSR: "Go f**ing fish!"
toomiguci Member Posts: 874 (7/5/04 8:58 am)	Re: after the free to view..... Toom E Dangerously walks into the building & turns the light on You guys still here? Damn, did ya get any sleep? Hitman: Shut the f*** up & answer the question. DSR: Who won? Toom: Hey, give me a few hours. The audience ain't even here yet & it's just us 3. Can I get you guys anything to eat? The fans pile in 5 hours later & see HitmanMark & DSR in the ring, pizza boxes strewn around them. A video package shows a recap of everything from the Highway to Hell Free Per View in the King of the Road Match. The opening footage shows for Heat Velocity Impact EXTREME. The camera goes back to the ing, where Hitman & DSR are still there. Toom E Dangerously enters the ring with a mic in hand, risking it all. Well, well, well, you boys are still here. Good, I'm glad you waited. It seems we have a bit of a problem regarding yesterday's King of the Road Match. Both of you had your hand on the rope for the horn. A video is shown with both men holding onto the rope And after countless hours of sleeping at night & then watching the video this morning after eating a nice, warm breakfast filled with scrambled eggs, french toast, bacon, sausage, & chicken fried steak, I had to watch it over & over & over from various angles. Various camera angles are shown of the string being pulled to end the King of the Road Match You know, isn't it amazing how we were able to achieve all those camera angles from a moving 18-Wheeler? It shocks me what we can do with cameras & moving vehicles these days, huh? The 21st Century is so great, huh? It's funny how we're in the 21st century. It was just yesterday we were in the 1990's. Speaking of the 1990's, did you know starting July 12th on VH-1 is the latest chapter of the "I Love the insert decade here" series? It's "I Love the 90's." And I was even asked to speak on it. We discuss great things like snap bracelets, vanilla Ice, oh boy, that Vanilla Ice cracks me up. Think we could hire him for a pay per view someday? I think we should try that. We also discuss the Spice Girls, great girls they be, as well as Beverly Hills, 90210. I loved watching that show. Although, it went downhill when that b**, Brenda, left the show. valerie just ruined it, as well as ruining my image of her as kelly on Saved By the Bell. Now there was a good show, as well. I loved that saved By the Bell. I wish my high school had hot chicks like that who took pity on people like Screech & me. A video of Saved By the Bell is shown, as Screech is getting pitied by Lisa. Another video is shown of Lisa giving a pity bj to Screech* See, if I went to high school with those kids...WOW!!! Oh, wait, there's a subject to attend to. My bad. After viewing the video numerous times, as well as watching my nmorning cartoons, it has come to a conclusion. Both men pulled the string at the same time. Therefore, BOTH men are the EWT Heavyweight Thread Champion. Now, here in EWT, we can not have something like that. This isn't the World Wrestling Federation & you 2 are not Chyna & Chris jericho. because, if you 2 are Chris Jericho & Chyna, then DAMN, Jericho & Chyna got UGLY!!! So now, the EWT Heavyweight Thread Championship is up for grabs, as nobody holds the title. And you 2 gentlemen will be the only 2 who gain a shot at the Vacated EWT Heavyweight Thread Championship. So this Sunday, at a pay per view I like to call...Saved By the Bell, the 2 of you will meet in a special gimmic match. If fans log onto to www.ewtEXTREME.com they will be given the choice of voting for your match. And voting stops at 7am Tuesday morning, that way they can say they were a part of EWT History if the match they chose was chosen. Feel free to vote as many times as you wish. And DSR, Hitman, go home & take a shower. You reek. ********************** Da na, da na, da na na na na na na na....SALSA SHARK!!! We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. There's a shark in the salsa. Our shark. ************************* Edited by: toomiguci at: 7/6/04 6:25 am
curtrok Member Posts: 92 (7/6/04 9:30 am)	Re: Main Event Where's my shot!
HitmanMark Posts: 504 (7/6/04 10:05 am)	HM vs. DSR III! One more go at it, eh, Toom? You won't get a complaint out of me. Maybe you will out of this guy <nods over at DSR>, since he knows g**damn well that the belt is going back to it's true owner! DSR, you beat me once. You really did. And you managed to get a draw against me the second time. But don't think for ONE frickin' second that you can stop me again. You think you're the god of this place? Then I guess that makes me a blasphemer <smacks DSR upside the head with the mic, begins attacking him. DSR responds, and the brawl goes into the crowd...>
toomiguci Member Posts: 878 (7/6/04 11:14 am)	Re: Main Event curtok, we'd be happy to grant you a title shot. Once you have proven yourself as an elite member of the EWT. Just prove yourself, as these 2 gentlemen have done so. Not to mention, signing an exclusive contract. As for the main event of this Sunday at Saved By the Bell, the fans have spoken out & we will witness a never before seen suggestion. There will be no ring. The match will take place at Bayside High School's football field in Bayside, CA. HitmanMark & DSR will enter the football field, which will be encircled by the students of Bayside High. This will will be an Old Fashioned School Fight with the students cheering them on & making sure nobody leaves the circle until there is a winner or a teacher comes out to break it up. If a teacher does break it up, it will be their job to determine a winner. In other words, there WILL be a winner for the Vacated EWT Heavyweight Thread Championship. And there WILL be a looser. Oh yeah, & in case you're wondering, there will also be a guest referee calling right down the middle not affiliated with EWT to make things even more fair & equal. That man will be: Dustin Diamond aka Samuel "Screech" Powers. ********************** Da na, da na, da na na na na na na na....SALSA SHARK!!! We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. There's a shark in the salsa. Our shark. ************************* Edited by: toomiguci at: 7/6/04 11:31 am
HitmanMark Posts: 505 (7/6/04 11:47 am)	Say what? You mean to tell me we're gonna be fighting for the sick pleasure of Zack, Slater, and guys like Ox? Just when I thought it couldn't get any more f'd up.
toomiguci Member Posts: 882 (7/6/04 11:52 am)	Re: Main Event Ok, I'll make it worth your wild then. How about at an elementary school's playground instead? Or Mr. belding or Miss Bliss as guest ref? It can be arranged, just give me time to make some phone calls. And for those whom are wondering, there WILL be a ring set up towards the side of the Old Fashioned School Fight area so that other matches can take place. Da Crapper & mprox blurred version will be defending their tag titles, as well as pyschoapeguy. OOC: Where is pyschoapeguy anyways? I miss him ********************** Da na, da na, da na na na na na na na....SALSA SHARK!!! We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. There's a shark in the salsa. Our shark. ************************* Edited by: toomiguci at: 7/6/04 12:00 pm
curtrok Member Posts: 94 (7/6/04 1:20 pm)	Re: Say what? You want me to prove myself, I'm the blue chipper damnit!
dorzia Posts: 686 (7/6/04 2:04 pm)	..... curtrok, don't lower yourself to signing with these has beens who had to start a second rate thread since they couldn't draw flies against the nBo. why don't you come on over to our revamped federation and prove yourself in the big leagues. and as for the likes of you hmark and dsr, with double d gone from our fed, why don't you come on over and make a suprise appearance and shake things up. I'll promise you each a 15 minute promo to open up this weeks edition of scooped heat.
toomiguci Member Posts: 886 (7/6/04 5:11 pm)	Re: Say what? dorzia, there's one problem to your theory. curtok has ALREADY been booked to face pyschoapeguy this Sunday at Saved By the Bell for the EWT TV Thread Championship in Bayside, CA. And for those curious about who will face the winner of the HitmanMark-DSR match, we will have a #1 Contender's Musical Chair Exhibition. The partipants at this time will be kept secretive until we call them down to the ring for musical chairs. See, here in the EWT, we are not only EXTREME, but in on the definite cutting edge action fans have grown to love throughout this thread that we have achieved. ********************** Da na, da na, da na na na na na na na....SALSA SHARK!!! We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. There's a shark in the salsa. Our shark. *************************
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1210 (7/6/04 6:49 pm)	--- while the latest highflying action is taking place in the ring, $$$ enters the bingo hall... What's he doing here?! " Calm down, I'm not here to start trouble, not here to invade or anything.. not here as a rep of the WCF.. I sold my 50% interest to DDD when I went to film my movie, and since he's gone I guess that means sole owner is dorzia.. I just wanna talk to toom E. Remember toom I had a 5 star match here once.. granted it was against my will, but needless to say I proved my worth when it comes to inring action.. make no mistake, still nBo cuz that's for life, but I'm not even sure what that means anymore.. I didn't even get a welcome back thread.. I was left out of the PPV.. The rest of the new board order treated me as an afterthought when for months I WAS the face of the order, even moreso than DDD- and nothing, but something happened when I was filming.. I was getting face pops for performing, actually working for a living.. and I enjoyed it... So tired of squashing, holding others down etc.. perhaps things would be different had I not been relegated to apparent second class status.. but such is life.. all things evolve. I think I've proven I can be a cornerstone for an organization, well right now, I'm a guy with no direction, no title, no corporate allegiance, just skills, overness, and incredible drawing ability. and I'm freaking wealthy, merchandise sales, the sales of my interest in the WCF, the trademark rights all the $lim stuff ( since I wrote the contracts) and my movie roles have guaranteed I don't need cash, in fact it gives me the rare position to be able to help a cashstrapped organization that might make me a franchise player. Tell me, do you know where a guy like me can belong?" nBo- why $$$ why? Edited by: Jackrabbit Slim at: 7/6/04 7:03 pm
curtrok Member Posts: 107 (7/6/04 7:06 pm)	Re: Say what? Everybody wants to know what Curtrok's gonna do. Is he gonna take the offer from the NBO? Maybe. Will he show up for his tittle match this sunday? Maybe. There are only two things you can say about Curtrok. One: he's the blue chipper damnit! And two: nothing's for sure!!!!
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 579 (7/6/04 8:24 pm)	Re: --- DSR: "Well, Toom E. So it's come to this: A match at Bayside. S**, that's no problem with me." Before DSR can continue, two guys come out in Bayside Varsity jackets. The two guys: Abomb and Fettster. ABomb: "That's right, folks! DSR ain't gonna have a problem takin' out HitmanMark in his hometown. That's right, DSR is from Bayside. As a matter of fact, he used to be a Rigma!" DSR: "Damn it, ABomb! Yeah, I was a Rigma, but that was a long time ago. I've changed. I wanna apologize to all the kids that we put through initiation and then didn't let them in. I-" Fettster: "Nonsense, DSR! Once a Rigma, always a Rigma! Now put on your red jacket." As the fans boo, DSR pushes his former buddies aside, and storms off backstage. Some sad electric guitar plays, and the camera fades to black... DSR is F**ing Awesome!
jzbadblood Member Posts: 215 (7/6/04 8:37 pm)	Re: Say what? Jzbadblood walks out onto the stage with a microphone after an unnecessary 2 minute long fireworks display. When he gets onto the stage, smoke clouds come out of the back, and he walks down onto the ramp, where smoke comes from the sides. Jz claps a few hands, then slides into the ring, where pyro shoots out of all four turnbuckles, and fog comes from all four sizes of the ring. Jzbadblood: cough, cough, cough I've been sitting in the back, watching this situation unfold for some time. I'm sick of not being apart of if. This ends right now...Im issuing an open challenge to anybody in the back, from either side. Jzbadblood raises his hands, then lowers them. When he does so, a cheaply made trapt door quickly opens, and he falls through. He dropped his microphone, so he reaches up for it, and the trapt door slams down onto his hand. We go to commercial as staff members run out and try to pull the door off of the screaming Jzbadbloods hand.
toomiguci Member Posts: 889 (7/6/04 8:50 pm)	Re: Say what? Toom E dangerously comes down to the ring Well, well, well...it seems one day after announcing our next pay per view, Saved By the Bell @ Bayside High in Bayside, California. It seems all the cards are in order for our first West Coast showcase. So it has come to my attention of some problems we face here. First off, DSR, you claim to be a Rigma with A-Bomb & fettster back in your school days. The Rigmas were at Bayside JUNIOR High in ILLINOIS!!!! You may have grown up in Bayside, CA, but the Rigmas were in Bayside Junior High. Get your facts straight. Second off, curtrok has yet to decide who he wants to wrestle for? That's fine. Let him look at his cards. Let him look at who's going to sell for him. Let him look at who has already offered him a match on pay per view AND a championship bout. It sure wasn't the WCF. But curtrok, you have until midnight Thursday for an answer. And I tell you what, if you decide yes, you get a warm up match against Balls Mahoney this Friday on Velocity Heat Impact EXTREME. OOC: feel free to type the match up yourself if you like on Friday And let me touch on $$$'s offer. There's no love loss between him & I, that's for sure. I could offer him a contract. Or I could look at his history between myself & I. The betrayals. The alcohol binges. The no-sells. But I can also look at what he has done here in EWT when he has entered. He's played fair & by our rules. So, instead of me making a tough decision I may regret, I will leave it up to you, the fans. Just like you decided the main event for Saved By the Bell, you will decide if $$$ enters the EWT. Vote now @ www.ewtEXTREME.com now. Vote as many times as you like, as voting will close Wednesday evening @ 7pm. But there's one more special announcement. After hours & hours of talks between myself, my lawyers, & their management, we have an added attraction to Saved By the Bell. That's right, Zack Attack will be performing at Saved By the Bell. Not to mention Dustin Diamond, who does have a history with wrestling, has agreed to be the referee for our main event. So fans, order fast because the first 100 fans to order get an autographed copy of Zack Attack's latest cd, "Comeback Time." ********************** Da na, da na, da na na na na na na na....SALSA SHARK!!! We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. There's a shark in the salsa. Our shark. *************************
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 582 (7/6/04 9:12 pm)	Re: Say what? DSR: "Hey man, don't let those Saved By The Bell writers confuse you. I was a Rigma, and Jessie has ALWAYS been Zack's best female friend. Yeah, she didn't appear in the Miss Bliss years, but she was still Zack's best friend... Details, Shmetails! I'm gonna beat HMark, regardless of what anyone has to say! No one can stop me! I AM GOD!" <<OOC: I know the Rigmas were in the Junior High, but what I'm trying to do is cast doubt on my character, make people believe he might turn nBo, so I can eventually have the face turn that I was robbed of in order to hype the barbed wire match.>> DSR is F***ing Awesome!
toomiguci Member Posts: 893 (7/6/04 9:15 pm)	Out of character I know that DSR, but I just wanted an excuse to make my post longer. See, as booker/gm/owner, I have to attempt the longer promo then anybody else so the fans can love or hate me. It's my job to respond like so. ********************** Live on pay per view Sunday, July 11th from bayside High in Bayside, CA...it's ********** ***********
jzbadblood Member Posts: 216 (7/6/04 9:18 pm)	Re: Take that.... The trapt door flys open really fast, and Jzbadblood peaks his head out. He has alot of trouble climbing out, but somehow manages to be standing face to face with toomiguci. Jzbadblood: If your going to be thinking of contracts, why don't you think about mine. I could be a really good talent, and I will sell. Sell better than anyone has ever sold before. I can do half of my moveset without botching. Come on toomiguci, hear me, cheer me, for the day to offer me a contract draws near.
toomiguci Member Posts: 894 (7/7/04 4:37 am)	Re: JZbadblood, you want a contract? You want on the roster? I tell you what, you EARN your contract right NOW!!! In this very ring, you will take on Terry Funk in a Branding iron On a Pole Match. The winner is the first person to not only get the branding iron, but brand his opponent. If the winner is you, you will be signed to a 3-year multi-hundred dollar contract. OOC: Feel free to type the match yourself so I can see what your ideas are made of ********************** Live on pay per view Sunday, July 11th from bayside High in Bayside, CA...it's **********************************
curtrok Member Posts: 108 (7/7/04 6:25 am)	Re: Take that.... Curtrok drops from the rafters with white face paint on looking like the saddest clown of them all. In his right hand is a duffle bag, he opens it and Mene Gene crawls out Gene: Everybody wants to know what's it going to be curtrok? WCF or here at Saved by the Bell for the TV title? Looks at the crowd, chanting for the blue chipper to stay. Curtrok reaches into the bag again and pulls out a baseball bat then calmy beats mean gene into a coma. Curtrok: I'll take the TV title but I don't want a warm up match against some washed up loser! I just warmed up against Gene's skull. It's alright because at Saved by the Bell that title is mine! After I win that belt, the ratings should go up around here. I mean come on the competition is 502ing left and right and here we are with a measly 281. This thread is only half way locked. They are moving on to bigger and better threads and what are we doing? Musical Chairs! That's what. I'm here to save EWT! I promise after Saved By the Bell, nothing in EWT will ever be the same again! Flies back into the rafters. Edited by: curtrok at: 7/7/04 7:00 am
dorzia Posts: 695 (7/7/04 10:16 am)	..... dorzia is shown outside the bingo hall trading autographed 8x10's of himself with scalpers and fans for tickets to the saved by the bell show! he's attempting to get every seat in the house!!!!!!
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1213 (7/7/04 4:11 pm)	-- As the latest high-flying action takes place in the EWT thread, $$$ has a ringside seat watching the action since he is not yet an active participant. hello fans I'm Todd Pettingil here to talk with a kind of strange face here at EWT, $$$ do you have a minute? $$$: uh, I guess. TP: Do you really think anyone here will trust you, and can a leopard change its spots? What happened to the whole 4 life stuff? $$$: Well everything evolves, as far as if the guys here can believe in me, I guess they'll just hafta trust me. I suppose we'll find out at the PPV TP: aren't you worried about retribution from the WCF, specifically the nBo.. and what happens if the EWT doesn't accept you where do you go from there? $$$: I don't know to tell you the truth, I guess retirement is an option, I guess we'll see what happens, but I think once the PPV is over everyone will know where I belong. And no, I'm not too concerned about the guys, there's pretty good security here at the bingo hall which I can attest to. TP: What if they had tickets? $$$: No way they're spending drug money on tickets to another promotion. TP: But what if they were given for free? $$$: who would do that? what are you saying to me. TP: I have it on good authority that dorzia has received enough tickets for the entire faction from a mysterious benefactor named N.B. $$$: wha? That- that's not possible. that's just, trust me there's no way.. he.. no way TP: do you know the identity of N.B.? $$$: I -uh, this interview is over TP: But do you know his name? $$$: I said I don't wanna talk about The Man! I'm outta here... $$$ leaves the arena
dorzia Posts: 701 (7/7/04 4:27 pm)	.......... .................
toomiguci Member Posts: 895 (7/7/04 5:58 pm)	Re: Take that.... Toom E dangerously walks outside the Bingo Hall & approaches dorzia Excuse me, mind if I have a word with you? I notice you have some tickets in your hand. There's a problem with those tickets, my friend. They're COUNTERFEIT!!! See, I planted them amongst the fans & the scalpers as a way of stopping acts like this. Now dorzia, I would appreciatte it if you took your business elsewhere. The whole purpose of this thread is to give the fans what they want. And they are getting what they want. Our ratings may not be as high as yours, but they're getting there. You may have more money to have an event in arenas while we're doing our next pay per view on a high school football field, but it's the buzz of Bayside, CA. The only thing I can gather is that you feel threatened by us. And that's good. If you truly feel threatened, then why don't you try improving your product & giving the fans what they want. And that's good hardcore wrestling, not that sports entertainment crap. And just like I have done so to members of your company, if you show up again, you WILL be booked into a match that there's no way out of. Just as any members of your precious nBo who have lost in the EWT Arena. ********************** Live on pay per view Sunday, July 11th from bayside High in Bayside, CA...it's **********************************
toomiguci Member Posts: 898 (7/7/04 6:21 pm)	meanwhile, back inside the Arena.... The video feed of the show is interupted by a figure that we haven't seen since the end of Highway to Hell. It's Raven Toomiguci, I like your style. I like the little game you attempted. You're afraid to face me, so you send Roddy Piper after me to finish my angle never started in WCW. That's fine Toomi. That's fine with me. Do you know why? Because I will wipe the mat clean with that old, washed up has-been & finish my angle. And when I am through with him, I have a little suprise for you Toomi. In fact, a matching pair of suprises that can be found in Drug rehab. You dropped their angle because you wanted to & now they're in rehab because of you. But soon, soon they will be out & by my side. You put them in rehab. And I will have my revenge for those cute little twins. Quote the Raven, nevermore.... ********************** Live on pay per view Sunday, July 11th from bayside High in Bayside, CA...it's **********************************
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1216 (7/7/04 6:27 pm)	--- A truck pulls up the bingo hall.. when the trailer is opened a large video screen is visible with $Tron engraved on its base with the instructions 'hook this up wherever's convenient and turn it on' toom plugs the vidscreen into the nearest power source.. it hums to life and $$$ is onscreen Toom E. if you're seeing this my lil gift works.. this is what I'd like to call a good faith down payment.. I saw that you guys were strapped for cash but figured it's a shame you din't have any great EXTREME entrance vids.. so my gift to you is this. You should be particularly appreciative as this is the original nBo $limtron- they no longer used it once they moved to Caesar's while I was away filming, it's just been in storage, but now my friend this piece of the WCF belongs to the EWT as like I said an act of goodwill. Trust me. screen fades to black
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 587 (7/7/04 6:39 pm)	Re: meanwhile, back inside the Arena.... DSR walks over to the $limtron. He hooks up his DVD player to it. PsychoApeGuy: "What are you doing DSR?" DSR puts in a DVD and hits play. Toom E.: "DSR, if you ruin the $limtron, it'll be your ass!" The $limtron: "When I wake up in the mornin' and the alarm gives off a warnin, I don't think I'll ever make it on time. By the time I grab my books and I give myself a look, I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by..." DSR: "Dudes, its the first and second season on DVD!" The entire EWT roster comes out to the $limtron, and watches. DSR is F**ing Awesome!
toomiguci Member Posts: 899 (7/7/04 8:34 pm)	Re: --- WHOA!!! Um, DSR, are you sure this is Season 1 & 2 of Saved By the Bell? Because I don't remember Kelly becoming captain of the cheerleading team THAT way. Is that Mr. Belding she's with? Toom E walks up to the DVD player & turns it off & decides now's time to talk with the company without any fans in attendance. The wrestlers boo him & throw popcorn at him for interupting Saved By the Bell Seasons 1 & 2 Uncensored Guys, we have a big challenge coming ahead of us. The fans are speaking out on the website ever since dorzia made his challenge thanks to this new kid, curtrok. Seeing as how curtrok is not officially under contract & has not agreed to my terms of wrestling, he has taken it upon himself to act on his own freewill. I don't like that. I don't like this whole freewill thing. I'm the booker, damn it. Not some blue chipper independent star. Which is why I am leaving it up to you guys to discuss & vote on as a democracy. You guys have done a great job the past weeks since our debut. The fans worship you & enjoy every move you do. Our matches may have been crazy & experimental, but never has a fan left unhappy & I owe it all to you guys. Personally, I am not for unification of our championships, because, frankly, you guys would put WCF out of business if that was the case. Not to mention all the work you all have done in order to make names for yourself. You started over from scratch & helped build this company from the ground up. Some of you have been here since it's birth while some of you have been here less. So tell me...what do you want? Feel free to speak out now & I will take everything into consideration. ********************** Live on pay per view Sunday, July 11th from bayside High in Bayside, CA...it's **********************************
curtrok Member Posts: 129 (7/8/04 10:53 am)	Re: meanwhile, back inside the Arena.... The arena goes black. A spotlight up in the rafters its Curtrok, with his face painted all sad again. "Tommy, the WCF as agreed to negoiate a mega unifcation PPV after saved by the bell! They have called EWT out. It is up to you and your roster to rise to the challenge and destroy them once and for all. You better make sure the Main Event at Saved by the Bell has a clean finish because at the Mega event the EWT champion will fight the WCF champion in a gimmick match. One more thing Tommy, my buddy Craig won the mega millions and gave me 500 dollars, I'm going to buy EWT with it. 500 dollars take it or leave it. Sell me the EWT and I will lead us to glory in the mega event." The Warrior's music hits and he runs down the entrance ramp into the ring Warrior: This is a degenerate federation, full of liberals and juice heads. Me and my new manager Phil Mushnick are shutting this place down...
mprox666 Member Posts: 83 (7/8/04 12:08 pm)	ok thats it ...... mprox blurred version stands up and looks at all the guy's "ok curtok you bring in that nut-case, time for target practise, gentlemen under your seat's you will find heavily stocked paint-ball guns, please feel free to unleash hell on either one....... ready ...... aim ....... fire at will............"
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1225 (7/8/04 3:04 pm)	--- $$$ is once again in the crowd for the latest EWT show.. toom E. is in the ring hyping the Saved by the Bell... $$$ enters the ropes Toom E. a gift from me to you.. a nBo/WCF European championship belt to do with what you will. Toom E. gets a sadistic smile as he begins to smash the belt.. the $limtron powers to live and all eyes stare at the screen which simply reads.. N_ _ _ _ _ _ B_ _ the blanks begin to fill in wheel of fortune style till it says NA_ _ _ URE BOY? all eyes are on the screen in confusion except one.. $$$ grabs his long mane of hair and it comes off.. its a wig! underneath it's short cropped platinum blonde! at that exact moment the $limtron reveals NA$$$URE BOY!!!! He's changed gimicks! again! Na$$$ure Boy hits Toom E. and puts him in the figure 4! He's tapping! Dear lord, legs weren't meant to bend like that it's snapped in half! The NB leaves toom e lying in a heap and hightails it outta the bingo hall.. but just as he leaves he pulls a sledgehammer from under the ring and smashes the $limtron to bits! where do we go from here? nBo- some people never learn..trrrust me.
dorzia Posts: 704 (7/8/04 3:09 pm)	..... dorzia is shown outside in the jack daniel's mobile, na$$$ure boy hops in and the two speed off with a big whoooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
curtrok Member Posts: 131 (7/8/04 5:30 pm)	Re: --- A Visably furious Warrior and Mushinick wet with fresh paint ball slime are ring side. The Warrior destroys the announce team and Mushnick and Warrior take the seats. Warrior: This is the kind of shockingly shocking destrucity that I'm talking about. These degenerates use paint guns to mock my warrior heritage. Mushnick: It's just plain vulgar. Warrior: We will be the new announce team for "saved by the bell." Hopefully we can bring some honor and justice to this shocking enviornment. Mushnick: I have a column in a newspaper no one reads. Warrior: Tune in Same warrior time, same warrior channel!
mprox666 Member Posts: 90 (7/8/04 6:04 pm)	Re: ..... mprox: blurred version walks out through the crowd ( damn that was quick, i must of stolen bill goldbergs time machine.) see's the already coated warrior and other bloke sat behind the commentary table, mprox walks up behind them and opens a bag he's carrying, ...... looks to the crowd and motions to his bag, opens his back takes out a tin of blue paint......... pouring it over both warrior and other bloke..... to a huge cheer from the crowd...... quickly grabing a mic setting off at the run to prevent an arse kicking ....... getting to a safe distance saying into the mic "ladies and gents you have just witnessed the B.N.O's first blue-bath ....... there will be plenty more to come!"..... mprox: blurred version walks into the locker room laughing his arse off, "ultimate loonatic indeed!"
jzbadblood Member Posts: 219 (7/8/04 6:44 pm)	Re: --- Terry Funk runs out to the ring, and Jzbadblood ambushes him with kicks as soon as he slides under the bottom rope. The match begins with Terry Funk taking a beating. Terry gets to his feet and Jz chops him a few times into the corner. He goes for an irish whip, but Funk reverses and follows up with a corner splash. Jz falls to the ground and oversells like crazy. Funk climbs up the turnbuckle and almost has the branding iron, luckily Jz grabs a hold of his foot, buying himself some times. Funk kicks him in the face a few times, but ultimatley his efforts are failed as Jzbadblood powerbombs him to the mat. Jz grabs his legs and tries for a Boston Crab. Funk powers out and kicks badblood into the turnbuckle, he jumps up onto the second rope and delivers the dropkicks when Funk gets back up. Jz climbs up the turnbuckle and grabs the branding iron. He jumps off of the ropes, and Funk gets a low blow. He picks the iron up and smacks Jz in the face. The ref grabs the iron. Ref: You didn't grab it, so that doesn't count. Let me put it back up. Funk kicks the ref and ddts him on the mat. Jzbadblood gets up and grabs the iron. When Funk turns around he gets smashed in the face. Jz rips Terry Funks shirt off and brands his back. He then rolls him out of the ring, along with the ref. The microphone is handed to him. Jzbadblood: out of breath How was that? Your Russo like tactics can't phase me, so I want my mulit-hundred dollar contract. OOC- Yeah, it was short, but I'm pretty stumped with match writing. I have to do it every week for an e-fed.
toomiguci Member Posts: 909 (7/8/04 8:48 pm)	Re: ..... Toom E dangerously swaggles out to the ring & confronts jzbadblood Son, may I tell you that was damn impressive. I highly enjoyed your actions in the ring & the way you handled the Hardcore Legend. Thereofre, not only do you receive your multi-hundred dollar contract, but this Sunday @ Saved By the Bell, you will go 1 on 1 with pyschoapeguy for the TV Thread Championship. Yes folks, you heard me correctly. jzbadblood gets the title shot. And why, do you ask? Because Mr. Blue Chipper curtrok has decided NOT to sign a contract. He has decided to do whatever he damn well pleases in MY company thread. Well here in EWT, we will not put up with it. You can try to cause all the trouble you wish, but there's one problem. I DON'T HAVE A PRICE!!! Toom walks over to Phil Mushnik & Warrior Excuse me gentlemen. Yeah, you 2 knuckleheads covered in blue. Do you have a ticket or a backstage pass? Mushnik & Warrior look dumbfounded No? Didn't think so. Security, have them escorted out of the building until the proper authorities arrive & arrest them for trespassing. Thank you. As for the challenge of the WCF, forget about it. It's not going to happen. You know why? I am not going to place my talent in jeapordy. You come to the ring drunk. You come to the ring stoned. You sleep with hookers who may be infected with H.I.V. You botch moves. After discussing it with the EWT talent, we are not jeapordizing their future so you can f* up a move & paralyze them. Plain & SIMPLE!!! And for those of you wondering, I saw Raven's little promo the other night. I heard what he had to say. And I have one answer for you....Skirt On a Pole Match. See, you & Roddy Piper both wear skirts. Skirt, kilt, same difference. And that, my friend, is who you will face this Sunday. So Raven, pack your bags. Because you're going to sunny California. ******************** Live on pay per view Sunday, July 11th from bayside High in Bayside, CA...it's **********************************
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 594 (7/9/04 2:12 am)	Re: --- "I Don't Wanna Be Me" hits as DSR walks out to the ring. Some of the fans are booing. The rest aren't really sure what to do. DSR: "You people make me SICK! I'm not talking about those of you who have paid to come here and see a damn good show, I'm talking about guys like curtrok! Guys like Na$$$ure Boy, guys like Warrior and Mushnick! I've paid my dues, I've bled for these EWT fans, and for what? So douchebags like you can come in here and ruin something that I've put so much of myself into?!?!? I'm not gonna have it! These people came here to see WRESTLING, and I'm not leaving this bah gawd* ring 'til somebody, ANYBODY comes out here and wrestles with ME!!!" nBo music hits, as ABomb comes out to the ring. ABomb: "DSR, buddy, I don't see why you gotta put up a front like that. You knew the plan all along! You come here to the EWT, and destroy it from the inside while the rest of the nBo comes out and acts like we're destroying it as Outsiders. Then, when it comes to the title unification match, you lay down, and the nBo celebrates. It's just that simp-" DSR jumps ABomb, and proceeds to wail on him. ABomb rolls over onto DSR, and proceeds to punch him in return. The two roll out of the ring. They continue to brawl outside the ring, DSR lays Abomb out on the steel barrier, climbs onto the apron, and delivers an asai moonsault on to ABomb. The brawling continues out in the audience. Abomb grabs a steel chair, and hits DSR in the ribs with it. DSR doubles over, and ABomb hits him in the back. ABomb drags a limp DSR back to the ring, covers him, and administers his own count. 1, 2, kickout. ABomb picks up DSR to deliver a piledriver, DSR reverses with a back body drop. DSR climbs out of the ring and picks up the steel chair. ABomb gets to his feet, DSR throws ABomb the chair, Abomb catches and recieves a Vandaminator! An EWT official runs out to the ring. DSR picks up ABomb, throws him into the ropes, and delivers a Clothesline from TRL (I'll come up with a new name for it eventually). DSR goes for the pin, 1, 2, kickout. DSR goes out of the ring, goes under the ring apron and pulls out barbed wire. DSR wraps the barbed wire around himself and climbs to the top rope. The Crowd: "E-Dub-T! E-Dub-T!" DSR delivers the Type O Sedative (the new name for the Dashboard Compressional). The ref counts. 1...2...3! DSR removes the barbed wire and gets up on the middle turnbuckle and raises his right arm! The fans cheer like crazy. Just then, Fettster comes out and hits DSR with the steel chair. DSR falls to the mat, Fettster rips DSR's shirt sleeve off to reveal DSR's "nBo 4 life" tattoo! Fettster and ABomb drag DSR by his arm to the cameraman, screaming "You can't trust DSR, he's nBo 4 life." HitmanMark comes out to the ring, the pride of his company on the line. He proceeds to beat the bejeezus out of Fettster and ABomb. After knocking ABomb out, HMark applies the Sharpshooter to Fettster. Fettster taps out and screams in pain as DSR regains consciousness and gets to his feet. DSR picks up the steel chair and lays out HMark with it. DSR: "I'll see you at Saved By the Bell, Mark!" DSR shoves Fettster out of the way as he goes back to the locker room... DSR is F**ing Awesome!
curtrok Member Posts: 132 (7/9/04 4:40 am)	Re: ..... The lights go out after a minute or two the come back on and piegons are everywhere in the EWT arena. "Contract? Fine here are my demands. 50 dollars a month and all the chicken I can eat. Puls a six month supply of those moist towel things. Also make the TV title thread match a tripple threat and I will sign your contract."
toomiguci Member Posts: 912 (7/9/04 6:39 am)	Re: --- Sorry curtrok, here in EWT we don't give in to demands. And from what it sounds like in the WCF, well, you're a man without a thread. May I suggest gaining some capital & starting your own thread to have the Big 3? ********************** Live on pay per view Sunday, July 11th from bayside High in Bayside, CA...it's **********************************
curtrok Member Posts: 141 (7/9/04 6:47 am)	Re: ..... "Looks like I won't be at saved by the bell then, no problem. Maybe another time but just remember no one says no to Curtrok and Megatron and lives to tell about it..."
dorzia Posts: 710 (7/9/04 7:40 am)	..... dorzia shows up unnanounced, no nBo shirt on, no title belt, and only a little liquor on his breath... he looks toomi in the eye and asks for a mic... "look toomi, You don't like me, and I don't like you. but I think we both respect eachothers threads and have learned that we can co exist and both run successful companies. But we have lots of unanswered questions. First off, dsr, my friend, who was there for you when you thought you had to retire? why don't you go back and look at the tell me a lie thread. me. that's who. me and adam. now you come here and think youre a big star? you were only a star because we booked you as one! and you curtrok, you have a lot of potential, no doubt, and we could make some money together. but you don't show up in our casino or toomi's bingo hall and start making demands! you play by our rules!" -all of a sudden the lights go out in the bingo hall, and when they come back on, both toomi and dorzia are layed out in the middle of the ring! what the hell happened?
mprox666 Member Posts: 91 (7/9/04 9:10 am)	ok to hell with comeuppance mprox: blurred version, runs down to the ring with a tin of blue paint, climbs into the ring...... ask's for a mic ..... "ok i dont know who did this but........ its the only chance i'll ever get to do this." mprox walks over to toom .e. as the crowd cheer slightly .... mprox standing between both toom .e. and dorzia, lifts the paint tin high overhead to make sure a complete blue-bath and flicks his hand backwards giving the blue-bath to dorzia, "you kidnap me and book me into a match .... fine i'll do your little match, but i want the part time contract mate, with the same conditions, ok now im out of here before either of these two wake up and want to kill me for this...." mprox blurred version drops the mic run's out through the fans. B.N.O. + blue-baths = ratings
curtrok Member Posts: 142 (7/9/04 9:38 am)	Recap for Saved by the Bell Hi folks Mene Gene here fresh back from the coma that I was put in not to long ago. Alot has been going on since then so lets get to it. Curtrok out of the TV title Thread match Sunday but he's in with an invincible robot and an offer to buy part or all of the EWT. Tommy E. was visited by long time nemesis part time lover Doriza, and both were laid out by mysterious circumstance. Did Megatron have something to do with this? Was it Curtrok, unhappy NBO members, unhappy EWT wrestlers or the B.N.O, who took the opportunity to put both powerful men in a blue bath later on. I know for sure but you have to call the hotline. Will Save by the Bell Tear these threads apart? What will Happen as a result of the attacks on the EWT and N.B.O leaders? Will the mysteriously familiar Curtrok find a home in EWT? Who will Win the Championship at Saved By the Bell? Who will the seven participants be in Musical Chairs?! Will EWT press charges against the Warrior and Phil Mushnick all these questions and more answered Sunday plus the inside scoop if you call the hotline.
dorzia Posts: 726 (7/9/04 1:44 pm)	..... damn... if i wasn't involved, i'd pay for this ppv! great buildup!
curtrok Member Posts: 151 (7/9/04 1:50 pm)	Re: Recap for Saved by the Bell OOC Build up courtsey of Curtrok great EWT talent and great WCF/NBO talent. This is an excting time in threading! Back to Character. HTM = Wrestlecrap Edited by: curtrok at: 7/9/04 1:51 pm
jzbadblood Member Posts: 229 (7/9/04 7:34 pm)	Re: ..... A zipline is hanging across the top of the arena, and a figure is standing at the beginning. Fans begins to chant Jzbadblood, then Bullet with Butterfly Wings hits and Jz walks past the curtain and down the ramp. The fans keep looking at the zip wire. While they gaze in awe, Jz gets a microphone. Jzbadblood: WHAT!? WHAT IS UP THERE! All of a sudden a man zips down the zipline, it breaks and he swings like Tarzan to the other side of the arena. Jzbadblood: OHHHAHH!!!!! He smacked that goo...is that...yeah, thats Curtok. I told him earlier to quit playing around with ziplines and mysterious wires hanging from the top of the building...but in typical fashion, I am ignored. Move on shall we? Ok, first in business. My new t-shirt is out, its only $39.99. If you can't afford the nBo tee, this is second best, but wait until I finish before you go out and buy it. Second in line, TV Thread Title. I get a shot because I beat Terry Funk, who we had to pay loads of money to aquire. And again, it wasn't as much as the nBo. Anywats, back to the title. I feel this Sunday is my opportunity to show you a wrestling match, and not the usual botchfest. So...behold my opponent...pyschoapeguy!!! The titantron comes up with a picture of pyschoapeguy, only badly edited with him hugging Hitler. Jzbadblood: I was in the back, thinking of the perfect way to turn him against you, and here it is. Since JBL, Nazis have yet again became the cheap heat machine. I didn't want to do it...but look, THEIR FRIENDS!!! Do you want a goosestepping, Hitler hugging, hoagie eating ape guy as any champion in this FINE establishment? I did not ponder that, so please vot...err, cheer for me this Sunday, and back me up. If you don't, pyschoapeguy still won't be saved by the bell... Jzbadblood disapears into a cloud of smoke, where loud coughing is heard.
toomiguci Member Posts: 914 (7/9/04 9:42 pm)	To Smurf Or Not to Smurf, that is the question... What we've got here is a failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week...which is the way he wants it. well, he gets it. I don't like it anymore then you did. My point to all of this? Simple. This Sunday, we hit a milestone. Advertising has skyrocketed courtesy of my little trip to WCF with Mr. belding. All this time they thought they had Megatron in their control when it was me...it was ME all along controlling the strings of megatron. My point is this: curtrok runs around here, mispronouncing my name. Dude, it's Toom E, not Tommy. Tommy is the pinball wizard. I SUCK at pinball. Love the game, but that's about it. See, this Blue Chipper claims to have built up everything regarding Saved By the Bell. But there's one thing the Blue Chipper has forgotten. And that is, I PULL THE STRINGS AROUND HERE!!! And seeing as how he wants to continue making appearances in the EWT, then he will make an appearance in the EWT this Sunday at Bayside High School. Do you know why? Because I am booking him in a match. A little Handicapped Match. And seeing as how he calls himself the Blue Chipper, I wonder what he will look like painted up like a Smurf. So on Sunday, we will find out as he takes on the EWT Thread Tag team Champions in a handicapped Match in a Blue Bath match. And to make things fair to Mr. curtrok, it he wins, he will be given his contract wish. If he looses, then we get to decide on a Smurfy name for him. So curtrok, I hope you're at Saved By the Bell this Sunday because it will be a Blue Christmas In July. ********************** Live on pay per view Sunday, July 11th from bayside High in Bayside, CA...it's **********************************
Nut Bunnies Member Posts: 730 (7/10/04 3:16 pm)	Re: ..... I had Megatron kill curtrok for you, Toom E.
toomiguci Member Posts: 919 (7/10/04 5:09 pm)	Re: To Smurf Or Not to Smurf, that is the question... We here in EWT do not believe in murder nor condone the actions of murder. On the otherhand, decapitations then sewing heads back on are cool. ********************** Live on pay per view Sunday, July 11th from bayside High in Bayside, CA...it's **********************************
mprox666 Member Posts: 93 (7/10/04 5:57 pm)	uhhh toom .e. hey toom .e. do you think the wwe would lend you that glass box from the great american bash, it might get a bit of blue paint on it........ see where im going with this, i know the ewt doesnt support murder, who would we could fill it with blue paint give the loser of the blue-bath match water-wing's and a snorkle and throw him/them in .....
Nut Bunnies Member Posts: 731 (7/10/04 6:17 pm)	Re: To Smurf Or Not to Smurf, that is the question... *Quote:* We here in EWT do not believe in murder nor condone the actions of murder. On the otherhand, decapitations then sewing heads back on are cool. Did I say "kill?" I didn't kill him! I would never kill somebody. We just had to send him to the farm. He'll be happier there now.
curtrok Member Posts: 154 (7/10/04 6:35 pm)	Re: uhhh toom .e. Nutbunnies couldn't kill me on his best day if I were already dead. I am Curtrok, I am the Blue Chipper and at Saved By the Bell I will be signing a contract. I only make one request Toomi, not demand, request. After I beat the so called tag team champs, That I myself be awarded both titles and be allowed to name my partner later. HTM = Wrestlecrap
Nut Bunnies Member Posts: 735 (7/10/04 6:42 pm)	Re: To Smurf Or Not to Smurf, that is the question... *Quote:* I am the Blue Chipper You seem to forget that only the announcers like blue chippers, and everyone hates them. Back to the farm for you.
toomiguci Member Posts: 921 (7/10/04 9:13 pm)	Saved By the Bell Hype Show Good evening ladies & gentlemen, I am your host Mean gene Okerlund & welcome to the Saved By the Bell Hype Show. Standing behind me is the football field that will be used for Saved By the Bell. For the first time ever, an EWT pay per view is receiving massive hype with tv spots, radio spots, as well as hype from Hollywood's best. Afterall, this is the EWT's first ever appearance on the West Coast. But it's also a Homecoming of sorts, as the main event will feature Bayside High's own DSR as he goes after the EWT Heavyweight Thread Championship that he once held. And he will face the man who he won that title from, HitmanMark, in an Old Fashioned School Yard Match. Dustin Diamond of Screech fame has also signed on as guest referee. Let's look at the history of this fued that started way back on June 14th, when DSR entered EWT with his then tag team partner A-Bomb. HitmanMark granted DSR his first ever title shot to a man he didn't trust. But DSR went on to prove everybody wrong & gained their respect, proving he could vary from the WCF style of wrestling: *Quote:* HMark does a bit of chain wrestling, making DSR look foolish. DSR gets up off the mat, and faces HMark. The chain wrestling begins again, this time DSR hold his own. DSR thrown to the ropes, HMark drops to the mat. DSR attempts a leg drop, HMark rolls away, DSR rolls to his feet. Lock up, Hmark gets the advantage, throws DSR into the turnbuckle. DSR climbs the top rope, hits a moonsault on a standing HMark. DSR covers for a two count, Hmark rolls out, small-packaging DSR for a two count. Both men stand up, the crowd applaudes quite loudly. Over the course of about 45 minutes, these men use every move in their arsenal. DSR sells like a real team player. The fans cheer loudly for HMark's excellent technical moves. The fans begrudgingly respect DSR and his high-flying. DSR hits the Emoflow DDT for a 2 count. HMark latches on the Crossface, DSR makes it to the ropes. DSR hits the Clothesline from TRL for another 2 count. HMark applies the Sharpshooter. DSR reverses the Sharpshooter into one of his own. HMark drags himself, drenched in blood, to the rope, breaking the hold. A few minutes later, a table is set up in the ring. DSR misses the Emokick, HMark throws DSR into the turnbuckle. HMark hits a swinging DDT, putting DSR through the table. Styles: "Oh My GOD!!!" The Crowd: "Holy S(p)it, Holy S(p)it." HMark covers DSR for the 1-2-3! The winner and still champion, HITMANMARK These 2 men have had a tremendous fued that have brought changes to both men. But this time, it's different. As witnessed in the King of the Road Match at Highway to Hell, the EWT Championship was vacated as both men drew in the match. We will also witness 2 newcomers this Sunday on pay per view. jzbadblood has signed a multi-hundred dollar contract & has even proven his worth as he defeated Terry Funk in a Branding iron On a Pole Match. This time around, jz meets up with the TV Thread Champion, pyschoapeguy, in a non-stipulation match. pyschoape has nothing to gain but plenty to loose as jz has everything to gain but nothing to loose. While the other newcomer has been a thorn in the side of not only the EWT but the WCF as well. So the Blue Chipper will find out Sunday his possible fate as he may face a Blue Bath from the tag team champions, Da Crapper & mprox blurred version. Da Crapper & mprox have been a reckoning force since they started their Blue Bath tactics & curtok may be the next one to look just like a Smurf. Another thorn in the side is former WCW superstar, Raven. He looks to end his fued with Roddy Rowdy Piper that never even started in WCW. But Raven claims to have a better agenda against Toom E Dangerously. The question is, what's his agenda? And which man can climb the pole to retrieve the skirt off the pole. This pay per view is shaping up to be the biggest ever in the history of EWT. And it will even include a live performance from Bayside's own Zack Attack. And we've even been lucky enough to close the Saved By the Bell Hype Show with a performace from Zack Attack. So sit back, relax, & enjoy...Zack Attack!!! Thought we'd always be together, I was sure our love would last. Here I am, all alone, wond'rin' what went wrong. Did we ever have a chance? It's hard to see this world without you, A lonely place without romance. Here I am, all alone, wond'rin' were you've gone, Did we ever have a chance? What did we promise to each other? What were the words we said? Lookin' back to yesterday, When we started off, Did we ever have a clue what love was all about? Thought we'd always be together, I was sure our love would last. Here I am, all alone, wond'rin' what went wrong. Did we ever have a chance? That was Zack Attack with Did We Ever Have a Chance? To see this & so much more, call your cable operators NOW!! NOW I SAID!!! Get off your ass & dial the phone. That's better. And before we go, here's a special word from Toom E dangerously himself. Shot goes to Toom E sitting in his office Thank you Mean Gene. Tomorrow will be a big day for EWT. And it will be a big day for fans. I, for one, will be there. And I hope you all can join us. Because tomorrow, I guarantee youthat Saved By the Bell will leave you shocked & amazed. And it will bring an end to the Hitman/DSR saga as we finally crown a new EWT Champion after a week long reign with no champion. If you miss it, then you will miss history....in the making. ********************** Live on pay per view Sunday, July 11th from bayside High in Bayside, CA...it's ********************************** Edited by: toomiguci at: 7/10/04 9:15 pm
HitmanMark Posts: 506 (7/10/04 10:21 pm)	I'M BACK! <HMark simply sits in the locker room. He stares at a mirror...what could he be thinking about?> I can see it in my eyes. Hell, my face betrays it. I haven't slept much since Bingo Brawl. Since Highway to Hell. I haven't eaten much, either, I guess. Yeah, I've trained...but, the whole time, I can't help but feel... Numb. I've let this guy get the better of me. I should have beaten him. I should have laid him out, and reclaimed my title. But there were mistakes. This time, though...no mistakes. No regrets. I'm unleashing hell in this match. And I WILL take back what is mine... <OOC: Guys, starting middle of last week, I'm spending a lot of time at the Jersey shore, which means no 'Net connection; obviously, I'll check back when I'm home, but if you don't hear from me, that's why...also, if Toom reads this, I'd appreciate it if you could get this one written up by some time early afternoon Sunday, since I have to leave for the week tommorrow; if you can't, no worries. In short: my appearances might be a bit sporatic for the next little while. Heh, wonder if I'll get a chance to start a feud with Raven later>
toomiguci Member Posts: 920 (7/11/04 5:21 am)	Saved By the Bell.... * The pay per view opens up with Toom E dangerously standing in the center of the ring * Ladies & gentlemen, welcome to Bayside, California. And welcome to Saved By the Bell!!!!! And now without further wait, I give you Bayside�s own ZACK ATTACK!!!!!!!!!! * Camera pans to Zack Attack * When I wake up in the mornin', And the 'larm gives out a warnin', I don't think I'll ever make it on time. By the time I grab my books, And give myself a look, I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by! It's alright 'cuz I'm saved by the bell. If the teacher pops a test, I know I'm in a mess, And the dog ate all my homework last night, Ridin' low in my chair, She won't know that I'm there, If I can hand it in tomorrow, it'll be all right! It's alright 'cuz I'm saved by the bell. Here comes that brown eyed girl, She looks so fine, Every time I talk to her, I nearly lose my mind! It's alright, 'cuz I'm saved by the bell. Ow! It's alright, 'cuz I'm saved by the bell. Here comes that brown eyed girl, She looks so fine. Every time I talk to her, I nearly lose my mind! It's alright 'cuz I'm saved by the bell. Before I hesitate, I'll ask her on a date, We'll be goin' out on Saturday night. If she asks me to the dance, I won't stand a chance, When she sees me as I'm movin' with my two left feet! It's alright 'cuz I'm saved by the bell. It's alright... It's alright... It's alright 'cuz I'm saved by the bell. It's alright 'cuz I'm saved by the... It's alright 'cuz I'm saved by the... It's alright 'cuz I'm saved by the bell.. * A video package is shown highlighting the Road to Saved By the Bell between HitmanMark & DSR * Announcer: Ladies & gentlemen, this is our opening contest scheduled for 1 fall. It is for the TV Thread Championship with no stipulations at all. Making his way to the ring is the challenger, jzbadblood. His opponent is the TV Thread Champion being escorted to the ring by Bayside�s Homecoming Queen, Kelly Kapowski. * jzbadblood gets a sneak attack on pyschoape as he�s entering the ring. Jz starts pounding away on pyschoape�s back, leaving welts as he hits him extremely hard. Jz whips pyschoape into the rope & follows up with a missed clothesline as pyschoape ducks underneath. Pyschoape rebounds off the ropes with a high cross body block & the first pin attempt of the night. Pyschoape is able to score a 1 count, as the crowd boo�s for him. Pyschoape stands & performs a standing dropkick on jz to the crowd�s displeasure. Jz is now down as pyschoape runs off the ropes with an elbow drop. Jz is now rolling around in pain as pyschoape scoops up jz & throws him out of the ring. By this point, the match is in the 20-minute mark. Pyschoape climbs the top rope & comes of with a double axe handle, sending jz into the ring barrier. Pyschoape grabs the timekeeper�s bell as he drapes jz over the ringside barrier. Pyschoape then climbs the top rope & comes off the top rope with the bell to the back of the head of jz. Jz is now writhing around in pain, holding his throat as if he was having trouble breathing. Pyschoape grabs jz & throws him into the ring as he climbs the top turnbuckle again. Pyschoape comes down with the bell into the throat of jz & jz is now looking like he�s choking on his tongue, having major trouble breathing. Pyschoape grabs jz by the hair & throws him into the corner as the ref checks on jz. Jz is having major trouble breathing & blood is being spit out of his mouth. It seems internal bleeding is now a factor here as the ref calls for the bell to end the match. Paramedics are called to the ring as jz wiggles around in pain, having trouble breathing. Pyschoape grabs the mic & speaks: * You want to say I�m friends with Hitler? You want the fans to turn against me & go for you because you�re new? You want THIS??? There�s no way in hell you�re going to get it. What�s that? You want to speak? You can�t? Cat�s got your tongue? Timekeeper�s bell got your tongue? Rot in hell new guy, because that�s the last time you will EVER face pyschoapeguy for MY TV Thread Championship. Joey Styles: OH MY GOD!!! Jzbadblood�s first pay per view may have been his last. There is no way to tell what�s wrong with the kid as they�re taking him out of the ring via stretcher. Let�s hope this kid can come back from this injury. I can almost guarantee if jzbadblood can comeback from this injury, there WILL be hell to pay for pyschoapeguy & his TV Thread Championship will not be safe. * Camera goes backstage where Todd Grisham is interviewing the guest referee for tonight, Dustin Diamond * TG: Dustin, welcome back to your Alma matter. DD: Ssshhhh�.. Fans: Screech, Screech, Screech, Screech�.. DD: FINALLY, SCREECH HAS COME BACK TO BAYSIDE!!!! Sorry, I�m a big Rock fan & have always wanted to say that. TG: Mmmkay. So Dustin�. DD: Please, call me Screech. I haven�t been able to escape that character since the show is syndicated in every country, including Bosnia. Ever hear me in Bosnia? It�s quite a riot. TG: Ok�Screech. Tell me how it feels to be involved in tonight�s main event? Think you can handle? DD: Think I can handle it? THINK I CAN HANDLE??? Listen buddy, you�re new around here. I KNOW I can handle it. You remember when Wrestlemania was in LA? No? I do because I was there in the background during Chuck Norris�s interview. I saw what it takes. I know what it takes. And I will call it right down the middle & will make sure the correct man walks off the football field as the best school bully & the new champions for this vacated title right here. It�s just a shame, because the chicks dig me when I wear this belt to the bar. * Back to the ring with the announcer * Announcer: It�s time for our next contest scheduled for, well, no falls. As you all see, there�s a skirt hanging up there. And the first, err, um, man to get the skirt off the pole & put it on will be the winner. Making his way to the ring, representing the EWT, Rowdy Roddy Piper. His opponent� * Raven walks out with a mic* Hold on a minute. I don�t need any pity EWT introduction. That�s not what I�m here for. Instead, I am here for one thing & one thing only. Toomiguci, I have a surprise for you & it�s something you will not like. Rehab ring a bell? Cocaine? Anorexia? No? How about what you caused when you dropped an angle? Please bring my crate out. * A forklift drives out with a huge crate * * Raven climbs into the ring as the bell rings & Piper goes after him. Raven looks at Piper & trips him up. A kick to the gut of Piper brings him down fast since he�s put on so much weight. Raven then applies an Evenflow to Piper. Raven then starts kicking Piper, as Piper mounts a comeback. Piper whips raven into the ropes & goes for a sleeperhold. Raven kicks back & hits Piper with a low blow. Raven then throws Piper outside the ring & whips him into the crate. Piper is split open at this point, but doesn�t give up. Piper comes back with a scoop slam onto Piper. Piper smacks raven�s head with a closed fist. Piper then grabs Raven by the hair & rams his head into the forklift. Piper goes for another sleeperhold as Raven runs him back into the ring post. Raven then hits another Evenflow outside the ring, knocking Piper out. Raven points to the forklift operator to open the crate & out walks the Olsen twins. * JS: HOLY SMOKES!!! MARY KATE IS OUT OF REHAB!!!! * Ashley Olsen climbs the pole at the ripe age of 18 & pulls down the skirt. Both Olsen twins wrap the skirt around Raven as the bell rings. Ashley then grabs the mic * Toomiguci, you abandoned us & left my sister bad because you dropped our angle. Well, we�re back & Mary Kate is out of rehab. Raven: Shut up Ashley. Tooms, you heard the girl whine. And now it seems that my angle is over from WCW, as you made me hurt my hero. But now, now I plan on continuing a storyline started from WCF. * Just then a masked man jumps into the ring & applies his own version of the Evenflow on Raven & the Olsen twins & runs out * Announcer: This is�the Blue Bath handicapped Match. The first person to be bathed in the blue bath & look like a Smurf looses. Entering the ring first is the newest addition to the Wrestlecrap Threads, the Blue Chipper curtrok. His opponents are the EWT Thread Tag Team Champions, Da Crapper & mprox blurred version. * The match starts out as DC & mp double team curtrok. Both men apply a double clothesline followed by a double suplex. The fans are behind the bNo. DC climbs out of the ring & heads to the back, where he grabs the head of Megatron. He uses it upside curtrok�s head, busting him open. Dc continues to beat curtok over the head as mprox climbs out of the ring & grabs the blue bath bucket. Curtok mounts a comeback, as he escapes & hits DC by surprise with a dropkick. Mp drops the bucket & jumps back into the ring. Mp looks under the ring & finds the old strategically placed cookie sheet & comes up from behind curtrok with it. Curtrok is dropped by the sheet with multiple hits. Mp picks up curtrok as DC climbs the ropes for a Spiked Piledriver. Dc climbs out of the ring & grabs the blue bath. Mprox body slams curtok at the 25-minute mark & Da Crapper hits him with a Blue Bath. * Announcer: The winners of the match, the EWT Thread Tag team Champions, Da Crapper & mprox blurred version. * Toom E dangerously comes out to the ring & grabs the mic as well as the Megatron head * Maybe that will teach ya Blue Chipper Smurf. Maybe next time, you will play by the rules? And now it is time to find out who our Number 1 Contender to the EWT Thread Heavyweight Championship will be after tonight. Ladies & gentlemen, it�s time for�MUSICAL CHAIRS!!!! Please come to the ring as I call your name 1 by 1. Joey Styles Pyschoapeguy & may I say, that was an interesting side of you earlier Mary Kate Olsen if you want to finish your wrestling angle, you�re in too Shark Boy Da Crapper Balls Mahoney Richard Simmons Now folks, I assume you all know how to play musical chairs. And to help us with the music, I give you once again, Zack Attack. * Zack Attack plays as the folks all walk around the chairs. Richard Simmons is prancing & this starts getting on Da Crapper�s nerves, as he grabs Simmons & power bombs him through a chair, bending a chair. The music stops. All but Simmons sit on a chair. * Toom: Well, I didn�t expect that to happen. Somebody wanna get a stretcher for Richard Simmons please? Ok, continue please. * Zack Attack plays on as the remaining 6 stroll around the 5 chairs. Toom E dangerously sticks a stick in the ring & trips up Mary Kate Olsen as the music stops, making her the only one not to get a chair. * Oh gee Mary Kate, looks like your wrestling career is over. Thanks for playing. Now back to rehab please. And bring that ugly piece of crap raven with you. * The music continues with the surviving 5 & 4 chairs. Shark Boy starts running, using his hand as a fin & doing chopper motions with his arms & the fans sing the theme from Jawz. Pyschoapeguy gets tired of all this & decides to just sit in a chair & no-sell this round. The music stops as all but Balls Mahoney get a chair * No balls for you Mahoney. Back to Police Academy with you. * The music hits again, as pyschoape continues his protest by sitting it out. Shark Boy tries to get him out of the seat to play fair as pyschoape decides to get up * Pyschoape: You want the chair Shark Boy? * Pyschoape smashes Shark Boy over the head with the chair & places it on Shark Boys throat, applying pressure until the music stops * Toom: Back to Sea World with you Shark Boy. Give my regards to Shamu. * The music hits again as there are now 2 chairs & 3 men left standing, including commentator Joey Styles. Just as the music stops, pyschoape sits & mprox runs out from the back, giving Joey Styles a Blue Bath to give Da Crapper a chair * Back to the commentator�s table Joe Joe. Feel free to shower first. We�ll find a FUN way to stall time for you. * 2 men left as the music hits. Da Crapper & pyschoapeguy with 1 chair. As the music starts to play, both men just stand there with a stare down. Just as the music cuts off, pyschoapeguy is sneak attacked from behind by jzbadblood with another chair. Pyschoapeguy & jzbadblood fight through the crowd as Da Crapper sits down in the chair * Toom: Ladies & gentlemen, we have a new #1 Contender to the EWT Thread Heavyweight Championship�bNo�s own Da Crapper!!!!!!!! And now for one more live performance for your listening pleasure, Bayside�s own�ZACK ATTACK!!!!!!!!! * Camera pans back to the stage for Zack Attack * We met some time ago, When we were so young. We've been through thick and thin, We've lost, we've tied, we've won. Friends forever, With you everywhere. Friends forever, Always will be friends. If you're down, I'll pick you up, I'll never let you fall. If you ever need someone, I'm waiting for your call. We'll be friends forever, We'll be friends, Talkin' 'bout friends.. Always will be there, Will be there. Will be there. Through it all, hangin' tough, We'll stay side by side. We'll be friends forever, Til' the end of time. Friends forever, We'll be friends, Talkin' 'bout friends. Always will be there, Yeah, yeah friends. Always be friends. We'll be friends together. Yes we will, Yes we will, Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oohhhh. * Camera pans not to the ring, but the end of the football field where the students of Bayside High School have formed a circle. * Toom: Ladies & gentlemen, the moment you have all waited for. Allow me to introduce tonight�s guest referee. I give you your own hometown boy, Dustin �Screech� Diamond. And now the participants in tonight�s Old Fashioned School Yard Fight for the vacated EWT Thread Heavyweight Championship. First entering the circle, the last EWT Thread Heavyweight Champion & Bayside High School�s most respected alumni, DSR. His opponent is the previous EWT Thread Heavyweight Champion, HitmanMark. * The bell rings as both men stare each other down for about 5 minutes. Both men lock up as the students go crazy. Hitman starts off with a hip toss. He then pounces ontop of DSR & starts punching away. DSR gets up & Hitman counters with a dropkick as DSR goes face first into the dirt. Hitman starts rubbing DSR�s face into the dirt as he applies a camel clutch. DSR is able to escape the camel clutch & runs with Hitman on his back into the crowd. DSR flips Hitman off his back as the students catch him. The match hits the 10-minute mark, as DSR grabs one of the students� Trapper Keeper & uses it on Hitman�s head. This causes Hitman to start bleeding at the 15-minute mark. 20 minutes have now passed as scientific wrestling has gone out the window for a pure six fistfight. Both men are connecting, as welts form on their chests & face from the connections. The 30-minute mark hits, as both men are able to escape the crowd & start heading towards the goal post. DSR grabs Hitman & rams his head into the goal post. Hitman is now bleeding as DSR is able to climb up the goal post & come down with a double axe handle to the back of Hitman. The crowd is going crazy at this point, hoping for a Hitman comeback. Hitman starts to gain the energy from the crowd, as he mounts a comeback of his own, sending DSR into the goal post. Hitman then drags DSR to the side of the football field & throws him over the fence into the bleacher area. Hitman goes for a piledriver onto the cement as DSR counters with a back bodydrop to the cement. DSR climbs into the bleachers & jumps off with a missile dropkick. The crowd follows both men as they battle up the metal bleachers. The 2 men are brawling, as Hitman is able to gain a German Suplex onto the metal bleachers. DSR lets out a loud yell as if he�s broken in half. Hitman starts grating DSR�s face into the bleachers, causing blood to ooze from DSR�s head. This makes it the 40-minute mark as both men are bleeding profusely. With the California sun beating down on both, it makes this even harder for the 2. DSR & Hitman brawl to the end of the bleachers next to the parking lot as Hitman flips DSR over the railing & onto a parked car. Hitman jumps over the railing & lands on the hood of the car, as he grabs DSR & powerbombs him through the windshield. Hitman then grabs DSR & starts dragging him by the hair towards the wrestling ring in the center of the field. Both men make it to the ring as the 50-minute mark hits. Hitman hits another dropkick on DSR & grabs him for a German Suplex Triple Play. Both men have their bodies glistening in the sun from all the blood coming out of their heads. The match hits the 60-minute mark, as both men are exhausted from the action, the loss of blood, & the sun. But neither will stop, as there must be a winner. DSR is able to mount a comeback as he hits a Snake Eyes on Hitman in the corner. DSR throws Hitman into the ropes & counters with a powerslam on Hitman. DSR then applies a chickenwing, trying for a tap out. Due to the blood loss combined with sweat, Hitman is able to slip out & counter with a Crippler Crossface. DSR also slips out, as the 2 lock up again. Hitman hits another hiptoss as the match now hits an hour & ten minutes. Both men are giving it all as Screech just looks on in amazement since he�s never seen action like this, not even at Wrestlemania. Hitman climbs the top rope & hits a diving headbutt on DSR. Dustin Diamond issues a 3-count with both men laid out in the ring, unconcious. Toom E dangerously speaks with Dustin Diamond & makes an announcement. * Toom: According to the referee Dustin Diamond, both men are unconscious & unable to continue. But there was a pinfall, as one man did have his shoulders down for the count & the other man only had 1 shoulder down while touching his opponent. So the winner of the match & NEW EWT Thread Heavyweight Champion�.HitmanMark!!!! * Just then, 2 fans with a Gumby & Pokey mask jump in the ring. They take out Dustin Diamond with ease & start pounding on Toom E dangerously. Toom E is able to fight back as he rips one mask off to reveal WCF�s dorzia. The one masked as Pokey takes his mask off to reveal Na$$$ure Boy. The 2 start beating down Toom E & dorzia grabs a mic: * You wanna advertise this garbage on my show? You wanna interrupt my show with your crap? You wanna come on MY SHOW dressed as Megatron? Well now it�s my turn to come on your show & take care of YOU!!! * Suddenly, another masked man jumps in the ring & lays out dorzia with a chair. He goes after Na$$$ure Boy & lays him out with a chair. He grabs Toom E�s hand & helps him up as everyone realizes it�s the masked man from the Raven attack earlier. The masked man helps Toom E to his feet, only to level him with a chair as well. The masked man grabs a can of spray paint & starts spraying a gigantic �?� on the backs of dorzia, na$$$ure Boy, & Toom E dangerously as the pay per view fades to black. * ********************** I have nothing to say right now, Thank you for reading this wasted space. ********************************** Edited by: toomiguci at: 7/11/04 5:35 am
HitmanMark Posts: 508 (7/11/04 10:11 am)	Good LORD! <Toom, that might have been your masterwork. Yowza. ...by the by, think it's time to stage in "InconVenience" thread?>
mprox666 Member Posts: 94 (7/11/04 11:11 am)	OOC damn toomi where the hell do you find the time to write all that? but cheers for doing it, im crap at writing matches the short comedy skit thing i can do, i'd give the inconvenience thread joining thing a week or so, let everyone get a chance to turn up and decide on it. sooner or later everyone's going to get a blue-bath maybe even me....... speaking of which i have just had an idea involving the wcf, evil grin
dorzia Posts: 728 (7/11/04 12:10 pm)	..... breaking news tonight, on the wcf/nbo thread, dorzia will adress the issue of the masked man as well as adress other issues! so instead of paying 30 bucks for the wwe ppv, you will be able to order dorzia's promo for only 49.99!!!!
toomiguci Member Posts: 923 (7/11/04 1:30 pm)	More Out of Character.... Well, my daughter went to bed early saturday night, so I typed it up saturday night as she slept. I typed it up in Microsoft Word & saved it, then cut & pasted. I added the songs to make it kind of funny regarding the musical guest & copied the songs from a fan site, in which the lyrics comes from an actual Saved By the Bell compact disc release. Then I cut & pasted it before work this morning. And to think, it was only 8 pages long. Glad ya liked it. ********************** I have nothing to say right now, Thank you for reading this wasted space. ********************************** Edited by: toomiguci at: 7/11/04 3:28 pm
Mr Blacula Member Posts: 1 (7/11/04 2:53 pm)	Re: ..... 450 through a barbwire covered table> Joey Styles:who the hell is this masked man? Toomi you probably don't realise who I am or know what I'm doing here but believe I me I know who you are and I have wrestled here in the past and I think I deserve a shot at the EWT Heavyweight Championship. Hitmark this is just the beginning because the the nightmare has just begun. Edited by: Mr Blacula at: 7/11/04 3:08 pm
curtrok Member Posts: 155 (7/11/04 3:49 pm)	Re: At the end of the PPV Curtrok can be seen in the rafters looking down on the bingo hall. The Blue Bath washed off a fresh coat of white face paint on. HTM = Wrestlecrap Edited by: curtrok at: 7/11/04 4:15 pm
toomiguci Member Posts: 924 (7/11/04 4:00 pm)	Post Saved By the Bell Show.... Good evening folks, I'm Mene Gene Okerlund & welcome to the Saved By the Bell Post Show. It seems Saved By the Bell has come to a very, very tragic end. For our first wrap up, we take you to Todd Grisham who is at cedars Sinai Hospital in L.A. Todd, can you hear me? TG: Unfortunatly Gene, I can. I'm here outside the Emergency Room where 3 members of the EWT roster have been taken for examination following this afternoon's pay per view. With me is Dr. Yankem, throat specialist who examined jzbadblood once he was admitted. Dr. Yankem, thank you for joining us. Dr. Y: Thank you Todd. TG: Now Dr. Yankem, can you tell us about the condition of jzbadblood? Dr. Y: Be glad to. jzbadblood not only suffers from a crush larinyx, but this is the worst one I have ever seen. Seeing as how jzbadblood did not receive immediate treatment but stayed around for his sneak attack on pyschoapeguy, he overstressed his injury & will be staying overnight for more tests & observations. At this time, his prognosis is unkown. TG: Thank you. Gene, as soon as I find the doctor's who are treating HitmanMark & DSR, we will update you on their condition. As you know, both men passed out from the loss of blood as well as exhaustion after their match that lasted well into an hour. MGO: Thank you Todd. With me is pyschoapeguy, the culprit behind jzbadblood's injury. pyschoapeguy, what do you have to say for yourself? pyscho: Nothing. Nothing at all. This new punk wanted the fans to turn against me, well now he's got his wish. And all it cost him was his throat. And all it cost me was nothing, because I still wear the gold. MGO: Thank you pyschoapeguy, I think. Granted, what you did was vile & disgusting but oh well. Now we show you footage from the locker room following Da Crapper's victory in musical chairs. Footage of the locker room show a partying Da Crapper & mprox blurred version in not 1, but 2 hard fought victories. mprox is pouring champagne over Da Crapper's head when it suddenly breaks away to Todd Grisham in the hospital. Mean Gene, we have discovered not only the doctor of the EWT Thread Champion, but we have also found out some tragic news regarding his condition. At this moment in time, Hitman's family continues to hold a vigil at his bedside. His condition is nowhere near lifethreatening, but we are sorry at this time to inform you that HitmanMark is currently in a drug induced coma. Hitman lost so much blood from it that his body is having a hard time responding to the medication, which is why he has been placed into this drug induced coma. So much blood has been lost in this bout by Hitman, as well as the exhaustion from wrestling into the one hour mark in the hot summer sun. As details develop, we will keep you informed. MGO: Todd, have you received any news on DSR as well? TG: yes Gene. His situation isn't as bad as Hitmanmark's. He's handling the blood transfussions as well as the medicine. At this time, they will keep him here overnight for more tests & observation. MGO: Thank you Todd. At this time, we bring you to the locker rooms of EWT's Saved By the Bell where Toom E dangerously is standing by for his comments on this afternoon's events. Toom: Thank you Gene. I knew we would witness some hellacious events today, but I honestly wasn't prepared for what has transpired today. I have been in contact all day with the doctors of Cedars Sinia regarding all 3 EWT Superstars. They are hoping to at least send DSR home tomorrow as well as jzbadblood, who will probally have to go massive rehab. Hopefully this will not be the end of his career. As for Hitmanmark, at this time with him in a coma, I do not know where his future stands, as well as the future of the EWT Thread Heavyweight Championship. The title defense rule is that the championship must be defended within a 7-day limit. Given today's actions, we will watch the condition of Hitmanmark & if we need to make a decision, then our decision will come this Sunday. I wish to also speak of the WCF. I made a mistake & the WCF outsmarted me for this. For starters, making Saved By the Bell a free event lead to trouble, as both dorzia & Na$$$ure Boy attacked me while wearing Gumby & Pokey masks. Had I had security doing a better job, no masks would have been allowed in the venue. But I guarantee that if I ever see dorzia again, I will get even with him for his little stunt. Never once did I lay hands on him before. All I did was advertise our pay per view & this is what I get? Next time we meet, I won't be advertising. This time, I will be pounding. As for the comments of masked men, I have no clue as to who the hell that guy was that attacked me at the end of the pay per view & I obviously don't know what his allegiance is. But I have a sneaky idea as to who it is considering that he attacked me as well as dorzia & the Na$$$ure Boy. It could only be 1 man who has had a problem with both the WCF & the EWT. And when I get my hands on you curtrok, I will make it so that you need a mask every day of the week. ********************** I have nothing to say right now, Thank you for reading this wasted space. **********************************
curtrok Member Posts: 158 (7/11/04 4:16 pm)	Re: Phone Call into the recap show. If you ever want to see me again, give me a contract. HTM = Wrestlecrap
Mr Blacula Member Posts: 2 (7/11/04 5:43 pm)	Re: Post Saved By the Bell Show.... Toomi you may not know who I am, but as I've said we have crossed paths a few times in the past and I even wrestled here before and you know what I am capible (sp) of so I don't need to prove anything to you, but if you insist then get ready to feel the wrath of Mr Blacula. Much clown love! Edited by: Mr Blacula at: 7/11/04 5:44 pm
toomiguci Member Posts: 926 (7/11/04 7:49 pm)	Re: Post Saved By the Bell Show.... Count Chocula, or whatever your name is, why should I give you a contract? The last person i offered a contract to was that curtrok guy & look at what he did at Saved By the Bell. He put a mask on & attack myself, as well as dorzia & Na$$$ure Boy. Why should I trust you to be any different from him? ********************** I have nothing to say right now, Thank you for reading this wasted space. **********************************
curtrok Member Posts: 159 (7/12/04 5:30 am)	Re: Post Saved By the Bell Show.... Hey I'm sorry someone laid out you and your homeboys with a Chair but it wasn't the blue chipper. I was washing off the blue bath during the Main Event, perhaps you should search the looker room next show for the masked assailant. Close up Toomi, I don't need a mask for you. When I come for you I'll be right in your face. Just so you know Toomi, ratings have been up since the Blue Chipper came to EWT this is the frist time in a long time this thread has prospered against the WCF. So like me or not The Blue Chipper Equals Ratings so gimme my contract.....I brought someone down to get the ratings up even more. My new segment in EWT is called the Spotlight and here is my first guest someone who can't get enough of it. Ladies and Gentlemen I give you the Honky Tonk Man. Jimmy Hart's voice blares' through the arena HTM: Shake Rattle and Roll its great to be back in the spotlight, thanks for having me down Curtrok Curtrok: Shutup. HTM: You don't want to be on my ass kicking list do you son? Curtrok: Listen your a washed up has been just like Toomi the Only reason I brought you down here.... Beats HTM senseless with baseball bat and then signals to the back. Out comes masked man with burning, electroshock kendo stick crazy glued to to a steel chair. Curtrok: Do to him what you will. Camera cuts away Was I the masked man? Your damn right I was, but I have a whole army of them. You can keep me out of the arena. But you can't keep the fans out? You need money you creep! How will you be albe to tell the difference between a inbreed EWT fan and one of my opratives. You won't! Your wrestlers are marked men until I get my contract. Better still they will be marked men until you let me by equal share in the EWT. You better decide soon or your going to have alot more blood on your hands than the HTM Doriza's and yours... HTM = Wrestlecrap Edited by: curtrok at: 7/12/04 8:58 am
toomiguci Member Posts: 928 (7/12/04 10:05 am)	The action continues... curtrok, curtrok, curtrok...you forget who's the boss around here. I do not live in fear of you, as neither do my wrestlers. My wrestlers do what they want, when they want, how they want. Hell, the World Thread Champion is still laying in his coma from yesterday, & DSR is being kept one more night for observation due to some sort of complication he had during the night. But I am about to leave for Cedars Sinia to meet with Dr. Yankem regarding jzbadblood's condition, as he's going home today. But while I am gone curtrok, I have a little suprise for you. No, it's not a contract. It's...another match. Remember that TV Thread Championship match I guaranteed you if you sign a contract? Well I decided to give you that match against pyschoapeguy, because frankly, his new attitude is EXTREME!!! Have a nice day. As Toom E dangerously walks out of the arena, pyschoapeguy runs into the run & curtrok attacks him with a baseball bat. curtrok starts using the bat, beating on pyschoapeguy's back like there's no tomorrow. curtrok then turns towards the fans & starts badmouthing them as they boo the Blue Chipper & are actually supporting pyschoapeguy for once this week. pyschoapeguy notices the Hony Tonk Man's guitar nearby & reaches for it. pyschoape slowly gets up, with guitar in hand, & smashes it over curtrok's head. pyschoape then climbs to the top rope, holding a piece of guitar & jumps off the top rope, smashing the guitar more over curtrok. pyschoape picks up curtok & places him into a Tree of Woe, where he starts kicking him in the head, runs to the other side of the ring, & runs back, following up with a dropkick to the face. This causes curtrok to start bleeding with a busted nose. But the Blue Chipper refuses to quit, as the match progresses. meanwhile, the camera shows a shot outside of Toom E dangerously getting into his car. As Toom E starts to pull away, his vehicle is hit on the driver's side by a White Hummer. The Hummer pulls out of the shot, as a masked man walks in a minute later. The camera pans into the car, where we see an unconcious Toom E dangerously, while the masked man peaks into the car & speaks: masked Man: You think I'm that Blue Chipper fella, curtrok? Boy, are you stupid. I am who I want to be & soon, I will be revealed. I will take dorzia out of the picture, & I will take you out of the picture. And soon...soon there will only be one. For I am THE ONE!!! The masked man runs off as assistance rushes to Toom E's aid. We go back to the ring, where pyschoapeguy has the upperhand on a bloody & battered curtrok. curtok is thrown outside the ring & pyschoape runs the ropes & dives out with a suicide dive. curtrok grabs a chair & smahes pyschoape as he comes through the ropes. curtrok follows up by grabbing pyschoape & throwing him into the steel steps. Repeated smashes into the steel steps by curtrok now has pyschoapeguy busted open. curtrok throws pyschoape back in the ring & just as he starts to enter the ring, he trips up on the ropes & falls flat on his face just like The Shockmaster. This gives pyschoape the upperhand as he quickly goes for a cover & scores the 1-2-3 & retains the TV Thread Championship. The camera shot goes backstage as Toom E Dangerously is being loaded up in an ambulance & a replay of the attack with the White Hummer is shown. Toom E is now enroute to Cedars Sinia Hospital with more details to come as they develop un Toom E's condition ********************** I have nothing to say right now, Thank you for reading this wasted space. **********************************
curtrok Member Posts: 163 (7/12/04 10:36 am)	Re: Post Saved By the Bell Show.... Backstage and bloody I tried to be nice about it. I tried talking to you toomi but you won't listen to reason. So I'll just make an appeal to the stock holders. Respected Stock Holders, there is a reason that this company is trading at .000006 cents a share and that's Toomi. Under his leadership the worth of the EWT has gone way down. In my short time on this show ratings are up, intrest is up and revenue is up! He has an unsackable tie to the company, but you stock holders have the power, the Power to make me the Preisdent of EWT. EWT is going to need leadership anyway, with Toomi out of commsion in the hospital. Besides I'm the only one who can stop that masked freak now. I didn't want him to do what he did to Toomi. Not that I minded but he's out of my control now. I await your decsion. HTM = Wrestlecrap
mprox666 Member Posts: 99 (7/12/04 11:03 am)	bored now mprox: blurred version, walks past as curtrok delivers his speach to the camera, mprox looks down at the paint tin in his right hand, " what the hell might as well, i can blue-bath any of the wcf another time." mprox throws the paint all over curtrok ..... " yes curtrok another blue-bath for you mate if you become the head honcho round here then im offski with my ingenious idea's to the wcf, i have more respect in my little finger-nail for you...... youve wandered in here and claimed the top spot, hell boy you've not even proved yourself to the rest of the boy's in the back..... so matey-boy this member of the B.N.O. will bring you down or be dyed trying!" mprox pours another tin over crutrok and then walks off
psychoapeguy Member Posts: 464 (7/12/04 4:50 pm)	Re: Post Saved By the Bell Show.... backstage psychoapeguy paces back and forth and then looks into the camera and begins to speak ape - still tv champion of this wide world of worldly things that we live in.....how sweet it is, muchacho mango eaters! i haven't been myself lately...in fact...my body was here, but my mnd has been somewhere else the past few weeks....and yes, i'm trying to fight these inner angels of mine....i'm trying to get off the chocolate milk....i'm trying to cut back on my vegetable intake....and with the help of you, the fans...i will beat these inner angels....and become the person you all want me to be! isn't that just the best thing ever?!?! .......okay, one last chocolate milk...and then i'm DONE!...i promise!!.....................trust me..........i will rid myself of these inner angels.....i will win this war..... psychoape pulls out a brown paper bag with the silhouette of a half-gallon milk container and starts to chug away THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND...
toomiguci Member Posts: 934 (7/12/04 7:56 pm)	Medical Updates Cameras focus in on Cedar Sinia Hospital, as we see Todd Grisham getting ready for an update Good evening ladies & gentlemen. Todd Grisham here at Cedars Sinia Hospital where just this afternoon, jzbadblood was discharged & sent home. Here's some prerecorded comments from Dr. Yankem. Dr. Y: At this time, we do not recomend jzbadblood returning at all to the ring. His larinyx has been crushed severly & it hurts him to speak, let alone to wrestle. Applying more pressure to it with certain wrestling moves can turn him into a mute if done wrong. Back to Todd Grisham Also at this time, we have been informed that during the night, DSR seemed to have complications stemming from injuries in his match. He underwent surgery this afternoon for a collapsed lung & is currently doing well. Meanwhile, HitmanMark still remains in a drug induced coma due to complications & injuries from his matchup, as well as loss from blood. We were able to get comments from a family spokesman regarding Hitmanmark's situation. Family Spokesperson: At this time, Hitman's family would like to thank all his fans, as well as the general public, in their continued support for Hitmanmark. The good news that we have heard is that his injuries are not life threatening, but his body has taken a drastic toll on his years of wrestling. This is a key reason as to why he is in a drug induced coma. The doctors are unsure of when they will stop giving him these drugs, but we hope it is soon. I know from experience growing up with Hitman that wrestling is his life, even if his family is against his career path. But they have supported him 100% with his choices. And to be away from the ring for any period of time just devestates him. Todd Grisham: We have also been granted an exclusive interview with Toom E Dangerously, who has regained concious after the White Hummer hit him today on the driver's side. It seems a masked man is running rampant & attacking noth EWT & WCF superstars. Toom E has also been updated on the latest actions of curtrok & his attempts to aquire EWT. Here's what Toom E had to say. A shot of Toom from his hospital bed, where his head is bandaged up, his face all bruised, & his arm in a sling I'd like to thank you for this time to speak, since afterall, I pay the bills. The actions this afternoon from one of curtrok's henchmen was way out of line. This is a wrestling business, not an episode of Melrose Place. curtrok says that may not be him, but I know...I know it was somebody employeed by him. He is sitting here, trying to speak with the Board of Directors to gain control, saying I am unable due to my injuries. I may be injured, but I still can walk. I still can run things. And most importantly, I don't know who you spoke with curtrok, because you are looking at the Board in this hospital bed. Nobody else but me has 90% control of EWT. Afterall, it was my house that was mortgaged 20 times over & paid off in full. It was me that started this company. And you sit here, claiming that you brought the ratings up? Here's something to think about...WCF's ratings have been going down. Our ratings have been going up. We've been gaining fans due to EVERYBODY'S workrates. If you read the message board at www.ewtEXTREME.com it's you & your matches the fans badmouth. hell, did you not hear the fans boo you during your match against pyschoapeguy? The fans were behind a man who put one of our true up & comers possibly out of wrestling. In otherwords, you have yet to prove NOTHING or me. NOTHING. And the police have been doing an investigation regarding today's incident. It's funny how the White Hummer's registration belongs to...YOU!!! ********************** I have nothing to say right now, Thank you for reading this wasted space. **********************************
El Gran Luchadore Member Posts: 26 (7/13/04 1:26 am)	Re: Post Saved By the Bell Show.... Toom e I will prove that Im worth my exlusive contract and beat the evil curtsuck! Even if I am a masked man and i might be the masked man that has caused all the troublems I will defend the honor of EWT and destroy curtsuck once and for all!!!!!11!!!!11!!1!!1!1!!!! tonight IN THIS VERY RING!!!! lOL!!!1!1!!!!!1
curtrok Member Posts: 165 (7/13/04 5:58 am)	Re: Medical Updates Didn't I put a bat through your head in the other thread? Grabs gran luchadore and pummels him with baseball bat. Joey Styles: Oh my Gawd did you see that. That luchadore can take a beating like no one's business. He's lying there in a puddle of his own blood and urine. Wait here comes a masked man, and another. They continue the assault. A press slam! Out of the ring into the crowd. The fans are starting to pummel the lucadore. Curtrok looks at the masked men and they all hug. They start to take off their masks and Curtrok stops them. Curtrok: Okay Toomi I'll give you this you are tough. You are gutsy. But you are stupid. All this pain would just go away if you gave me my contract. I've got a friend backstage. You lied! Some of your wrestlers are scared of these masked men, no one wants to get hurt and lose their livelihood. You better wise up or you'll have more problems than the blue chippers on your hands. HTM = Wrestlecrap
curtrok Member Posts: 170 (7/13/04 7:57 am)	Re: The time has come The time has come to reveal the true nature of the masked men. I lost my megatron to nutbunnies over in WCF. I couldn't get a contract in either fed so I need an insurance policy. The only thing stronger than an invincible robot. I give you the masked men!!! Mwuhahaha Mwuhahaha Mwuhahaha Mwuhahaha Mwuhahaha Mwuhahaha Mwuhahaha Mwuhahaha Mwuhahaha !!!!!!! We are invincible. HTM = Wrestlecrap
dorzia Posts: 751 (7/13/04 10:13 am)	..... as the seemingly dilusional curtrok stands in the ring... the one... the masked man looks down from the rafters and realizes that he might have to destroy curt as well as toomi and dorzia......
curtrok Member Posts: 173 (7/13/04 10:30 am)	Re: The time has come Curtrok turns around after the men are unmasked only to realize that they are losers from a sci-fi fantasy convention. Dressed up as cartoon characters and not the two hired guns he thought they were. He quickly impales both of them with baseball bats, and notices the real maksed man in the rafters. Edited by: curtrok at: 7/13/04 10:39 am
dorzia Posts: 754 (7/13/04 11:21 am)	..... major development in the wcf thread!!!!
Mr Blacula Member Posts: 3 (7/13/04 4:30 pm)	Re: The time has come Toomi, you wanna know why you need me because the EWT doesn't have any luchadores and Toomi I promise to work as hard as I can to entertain the fans and I'am willing to do anything you ask me to. Much clown love!
toomiguci Member Posts: 937 (7/13/04 9:10 pm)	Re: ..... Broadcasting live from his bedside at cedars Sinia Count Chocula or whatever your name is, you want in? Many people want in. That's fine by me. But let's see if you can play the game. What game is that? I am booking you in a match against another up & comer who wants into EWT. The winner receives a mega-contract worth $500. It's you against....HHH. Time to play the GAME!!! OOC: Go ahead & type it yourself Just then, the masked man comes in disguised as a doctor & beats Toom E over the head with a bedpan. The masked man then starts pounding on Toom E, leaving him a bloody mess as he leaves the room. Nurses rush in to his aid, but it's to late. Toom E is alone & battered in his room. ********************** I have nothing to say right now, Thank you for reading this wasted space. ********************************** Edited by: toomiguci at: 7/13/04 9:19 pm
curtrok Member Posts: 185 (7/14/04 6:56 am)	Re: ..... bump
toomiguci Member Posts: 944 (7/14/04 7:05 am)	Re: The time has come We go back to Cedars Sinia Hospital in Toom E's room the next day Good news folks. I will be going home later today after they run a couple of more tests to make sure everything is Ok. Now I know some of you may not care & all, but I know that the masked man, whoever the hell he is, cares. See, because we have a problem here. This bum has attacked me not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES. And this has got to stop & it stops NOW!!! That's why I am issueing an open challenge to him for the next EWT pay per view. Because today, that's what we plan on doing is starting to develop the next EWT showcase. Granted, EWT will be facing some bumpy roads with what has recently happened. But we face good news. DSR & I spoke this morning & he will be discharged if all goes well, tomorrow. And HitmanMark's condition has improved the past couple of days & they say he could come out of his coma anytime now, as they stop adminstering the drugs that put him in it. Just then, the phone rings Excuse me. Hello? Yes, yes, yes...that's good. What? The masked man has been attacking who? Are you sure it's the same guy? Wait, hold on a minute. You just saw who with the mask? 8Syxx? Wait, if he's attacking me & he's attacking dorzia...then what's his plans? This doesn't make sense. I can understand attacking me but dorzia? I thought they were friends? Ok, well keep me updated on WCF & I'll talk to you later. ********************** I have nothing to say right now, Thank you for reading this wasted space. ********************************** Edited by: toomiguci at: 7/14/04 7:06 am
curtrok Member Posts: 189 (7/14/04 7:22 am)	Re: ..... Hi folks mene gene again with a special segement. The masked Man Saga is raging on threating to tear both the EWT and WCF apart. If you've been keeping up then you know the details and we want your opinion. Who is the masked man working for. 1.Curtrok 2.NBO 3.WCF faction 4.EWT Faction 5. Himself 6.Toomi 7.Other Call the hotline or log on to www.ewt.wcf.maskedman/_~~saga.com to cast your votes.
toomiguci Member Posts: 946 (7/14/04 10:57 am)	Re: The time has come Toom E Dangerously suprises everybody as he strolls to the ring, cane in one hand & sling on the other hand. His head still bandaged up a bit Fans: Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back!!! Toom: Thank you & it sure as hell feels good to be back in the EWT Arena. It's been a rough road the past few days, but I intend to get things right back on track. I notice ratings have gone up & even surpassed the WCF & curtrok claims it's because of him. Fans: Bulls*, bulls, bulls!!! Toom: Exactly, what they said. But I know why it has happened. Because of one man & one man only. When he decided to steal my idea & QUIT the WCF, their ratings have gone down. When dorzia took control after winning the championship, it all went to hell in a handbasket. And I have gained in their downfall. Fans are jumping aboard the EWT Train. And let me just say, it feels daaaaaaaaaaamn good to be ahead for once. But let me ask you dorzia? How does it feel to have your so-called friend stab you in the back? Seeing as how the masked man who has been attacking you, as well as me, is 8Syxx. You tell 8Syxx before he beats you senseless again that I will not forget him ramming me with the White Hummer. I will not forget the sneak attacks. And I will not forget the bedpan. 8Syxx, you want to attack me under a mask? Take the damn mask off AND FACE ME LIKE A MAN!!! **********************************
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 509 (7/14/04 11:12 am) ezSupporter	masked men? OOC: I have an idea for this masked men angle. Should I just run with my idea or do I need to run it by someone first?
mprox666 Member Posts: 100 (7/14/04 12:22 pm)	Re: The time has come mprox: blurred version walks out to the ring with a big smirk on his face carrying a mic and a remote control in hand, " well toom .e. i see that your in better shape than you were a day or two ago, im glad to see it but could you just do me a favour boss move over two steps to the left," toom .e. moves to the left ...... " what the hell are you up to ?" toom .e. demands to know, mprox lifts the remote and push's the button waiting to see toom .e. recieve a blue-bath but instead get's one himself ........ "what the bloody hell is going on here ...... i give out the blue-baths......." toom.e. " let me explain my blue english friend, i run this place and to set up that blue-bath, well i had them change your plans a little i've got to keep the fans happy and well there was a questionaire last week at the ppv, you were the top name on the list, i was a close second,but the fans wanted to see you looking slightly blue, now would every-one here join me in a little sing-song ...... you all know the words to blue moon......" mprox blurred version storms back into the locker room with blue moon ringing in his ears, ( ooc well it was my 100th post, i wanted to do a bit of comedy for it, toomi you will get a blue-bath at some point but not just yet. but wow 100 post's i'd be no where near 50 if it wasnt for the nbo and this thread, and they've given me something to think about on my long walk home on fri nights when i stagger home after going out for a few drinks sometimes it can be slightly depressing... long story not going into it.)
JudoChopToTheHead Posts: 963 (7/14/04 1:15 pm)	Re: masked men? OOC: Nothin' wrong with da comedy. Hell, my "Da Bad Guy" Stone Cold "Big" Scott AlcoHall exists only to entertain. He's beyond the comic relief of the nBo... everything he does is meant to tickle the rib. Yeah, I cheat. You Wanna Play 21? I Got 22!
curtrok Member Posts: 192 (7/14/04 2:31 pm)	Re: The time has come *Another masked man development in WCF Thread.
mprox666 Member Posts: 101 (7/14/04 2:50 pm)	Re: masked men? OOC: wow 350 post's i didnt think this would last this long i thought we'd get squished in 50, damn toomi you created a monster, and whats with all the masked men running about, starting to feel like im in a mexican fed! edit toomi did you think this would end up lasting this long? Edited by: mprox666 at: 7/14/04 3:53 pm
El Gran Luchadore Member Posts: 27 (7/14/04 4:33 pm)	Re: The time has come El Gran Luchadore comes to the ring and the fans pop like crazy!!!!1!!1!!!! Im here to make this the best federation in the world & i want to work hard to make it that way. But curtsok sayshe purt a bat threw my head. Ha!!!!1!!1111!!!!11!! That was one of my fakes!!!1!!!! Like the fake black scorpions. but im the real like rick flair WOOOOO!!!!!1!1!!!!1111!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!! and i came here to be the wolrds champion. all I want is a chanec to prove myself and i will be the best in the world WOOOOOOOO!OO!!!!!!!1!!!!11!!!!! & im excusive to Take That!!!! >>the fans love El Gran Luchadore>>> "Arriba La Raza, Esse Vato Loco Chico Holmes!"
psychoapeguy Member Posts: 491 (7/14/04 4:44 pm)	thank you for being a friend.... psychoape walks to the ring, carrying his tv belt with his teeth. upon entering the ring, ape grabs the mic and drops the belt at his feet psychoapeguy - people are confused around here....i act bad sometimes they say....i hurt peoples throats they say....is that even a bad thing? take a halls, it'll soothe it for ya, so get off my back!! i got rid of that guy 'cause these inner angels are really bothering me....always telling me to do good....to help little old ladies across the street........i was good....and you gosh darn fans didn't appreciate it did you? i dressed up and talked like that idiot warrior...i shook ropes around....and for what?....so you can all ignore me and run over to the thread champ for autographs!....i'm sick of it! sweet pappy hamburger, i'm sick of it!!....tonight will be my final "good" act....because i'm kicking my inner angels aside for good. psychoape slides out of the ring, and grabs a few items from underneath. meanwhile the golden girls theme hits and all 4 of the golden girls walk out while the crowd goes crazy. as the golden girls entered the ring, psychoape was already back in the ring and had set up what looked to be a street to cross...with a stopsign on both ends of the ring and a grey carpeting in the middle. psychoape grabs the mic again. psychoapeguy - my final time helping old ladies cross the street....golden girls....thank you for being my friends....no let's travel down the road....and back again......'cause my heart is true...and you are my pals and my confidants.....and if you all threw a party and invited everyone that you knew...you'd see the biggest gift would be from me....and the card attached would say, "thank you for being a friend." a tear rolled down psychoape's face....as he grabbed a stop sign and began to pummel the defenseless golden girls into oblivion! the ape seemed possesed as every time the sign came down and folded over one of the golden girls' skulls, he would thank them for being his friend. psychoape's eyes began to slightly twitch as he got a few last shots in, leaving 3 of the golden girls lifeless on the mat. betty white reached up towards psychoape...she was the only one still conscious. betty white - why?...we were your friends!!.... psychoapeguy - yes...and i thank you....you 4 were like guardian angels to me....like...my inner angels.....and now....my inner angels will leave....for good....hehehehe..... psychoape gave betty white a soccer kick to the gut....then grabbed the stop sign and set it up in white's throat...and slammed her neck down towards the mat, driving the sign viciously into her throat. the ape then began to quietly laugh to himself....and dropped to his knees.....he kissed his hand and placed it on betty white's face as she lie there trembling....then the ape grabbed his belt and rolled out of the ring, leaving the golden girls lying there in the center of the ring...as psychoape walked down the isle, the fans pelted him with popcorn tubs and drinks...the ape just laughed and welcomed the hatred.....and exited the walkway, but before he was completely out of sight, his voice was heard over the speakers... psychoaepguy - FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST!...THANK THE GUY IN THE SKY, I AM FREE AT LAST!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND...
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 617 (7/14/04 8:36 pm)	Re: The time has come The Golden Girls are all carried out on stretchers...once the ring is cleared, Killswitch Engage's "Hope Is..." comes blaring over the PA system. KSE: "Weep no more, WEEP NO MORE, We will prevail, WE WILL PREVAIL, Grieve no more, GRIEVE NO MORE, We WILL prevail, WE WILL...PREVAIL!" The fans look to the entrance way to see who's coming out. Finally...DSR emerges! The fans erupt, standing ovation, deafening cheers. DSR limps to the ring, a little shaken, but generally okay. DSR: "You know, a fight like the one between me and HMark...a fight like that has a way of humbling a man...for a while there, I was delusional...I felt like I was GOD!...Well, HMark and myself had a war...and I know HMark somehow got the pinfall, but that's not important...What's important is this...when I was laid out in the hospital...it was you people...you people sent all those get well cards...you people who wished me a speedy recovery...you people who got a whore to dress like a nurse and give me a sponge bath and a happy ending... (long pause) Sorry, I got a little choked up...my point is this...at a point in time when I didn't show any of you respect...you people came through for ME...and I will never forget that... The Crowd: "DSR! DSR! DSR! DSR!" DSR: "Thank you all...you're too kind...I will reclaim the EWT Championship...and this time, I will do it for ALL OF YOU PEOPLE!" *"Hope Is..." kicks in again, as the crowd cheers like crazy for DSR. Killswitch Engage owns you.
toomiguci Member Posts: 948 (7/14/04 8:50 pm)	Re: thank you for being a friend.... Toom E walks to the ring, cane in hand, & confronts DSR Well, well, well...I see you have been discharged a day early & decided to go against doctor's orders & return to the ring. That is good. And you, as well as everybody else, will be happy to know that HitmanMark has awoken from his coma. But he still hasn't been discharged. Just then the lights go out & they come back on. DSR is laid out in the ring & Toom E Dangerously is standing alone in the ring. And laying in the ring by DSR is...the mask. Toom E grabs the mic & starts to scream into it: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!? DAMN IT!!! SHOW YOURSELF!!! GET YOUR ASS IN THIS RING NOW 8SYXX!!! Next thing you know, El Gran Luchadore comes out of the back & visits Toom E in the ring EGL: Excuse me Senor Toom E, but I went into your office to find you to speak of my contract & I found this in your briefcase that was open on your desk. Is it yours? El Grand Luchadore hands Toom E Dangerously another mask similiar to the one worn by the masked man ************************************ Edited by: toomiguci at: 7/14/04 9:01 pm
Mr Blacula Member Posts: 4 (7/14/04 9:37 pm)	Re: The time has come Mr Blacula struts to the ring to ICP's Carnival of Carnage HHH does his usually 5 minute intro HHH is barely able to keep up with quick attacks from Mr Blacula. Attemps to nail HHH with a running attack but HHH reverse with a knee to the gut.HHH works the neck for a few minutes.Trys to fight back with strikes and kicks but misses a spinkick and HHH reverse with a pumphandle backbreaker for 2.The two brawl back in forth into the crowd, lays HHH onto a table and does a moonsault from the balcony but HHH kicks out at 2. Both get back in the ring for some serious chain wrestling. HHH attempts a pedigree but is reversed by back a toss over the ropes onto the floor. Mr Blacula hits HHH with a running cartwheel tope. They both use every move in their arsenals. HHH attemps a suplex but Mr Blacula reverses it into ddt laying out HHH, both are exhausted but HHH makes it to his feet and hits a pedigree on a chair covered in barbwire only for a 2 1/2 count. HHH attempts a superplex onto the floor but Mr Blacula fights his way out and nails a corkscrew 450 splash for the 3 count. The crowd is standing on their feet chanting E...W...T* Much clown love!
El Gran Luchadore Member Posts: 33 (7/15/04 12:24 am)	Re: thank you for being a friend.... Dont worry mr. Toomie. I'll protect you LOL!!!!11!!1!!1!! We will be masked man versus masked man. Maks versus mask like in Mexico, esse!!! All I want is a title shot LOL!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!! "Arriba La Raza, Esse Vato Loco Chico Holmes!"
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 512 (7/15/04 5:23 am) ezSupporter	Re: The time has come OOC: Hey luchadore, could you quit with the 1's. It makes me not want to read what you have to say.
toomiguci Member Posts: 949 (7/15/04 6:51 am)	Re: thank you for being a friend.... Toom E dangerously is on the phone in his office What? No, no, no, no....this is riduclous. dorzia thinks I'm in co-hoots with the masked man? For crying out loud, why the hell would I have him attack me in the hospital then when I'm already messed up? And why would I attack DSR? I have nothing but respect for all his hardwork. This is outrageous. There is no way I am in co-hoots. i don't even know how that mask got in my briefcase. THE DAMN THING WAS LOCKED WHEN I GOT IN THE RING!!! In fact, my office was locked. It has to be 8Syxx. Why? Because, he has shown resentment in the past towards dorzia ever since he took over. And we all know the hatred the nBo has for me. Because I'm beating them in the ratings, that's why!!! And now dorzia wants to throw a challenge out? To me??? Oh come on. I'm to freaking injured to even wrestle let alone train. I GOT HIT BY A WHITE HUMMER, THAT'S WHY!!! A Hummer owned by curtrok. Hmmmm, curtrok jumps threads like crazy. He does have a hatred for us both. And he's always coming up with these outrageous angles. Maybe he did plant the masks to throw us off. Naw, he'd be to smart for that. Why do I say that? THE MAN DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE I WAS DISGUISED AS HIS MEGATRON, THAT'S WHY!!! But he has been trying to bring the 2 threads together to unify them. No, no, no...granted, a mask would make him look better. Just then Toom E dangerously is jumped from behind & laid out. When he comes to, there's a message written on the wall that reads: "The answer my friend is flowing in the wind, the answer is flowing in the wind." ************************************
toomiguci Member Posts: 950 (7/15/04 6:56 am)	Out of Character Time *Quote:* OOC: wow 350 post's i didnt think this would last this long i thought we'd get squished in 50, damn toomi you created a monster, and whats with all the masked men running about, starting to feel like im in a mexican fed! edit toomi did you think this would end up lasting this long? To be honest, no I didn't. My original plan was to get this thread going for maybe 2 weeks max & see it fall flat on it's face all that time. I honestly didn't expect folks to post regularly other then me. So I was actually going to drop the thread, go back into the WCF thread, turn heel, & join the nBo saying "If you can't beat them, join them." But you guys helped make this thread possible & continue on. And now things have gotten interesting & very fun. I actually find myself at work thinking of ideas to post & storylines to develop. And all while waiting on customers & they think I'm paying attention to them. Kind of sad, huh? As for the masked men...the truth shall set you free. ************************************ Edited by: toomiguci at: 7/15/04 6:57 am
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 595 (7/15/04 7:39 am)	Respect Well, the thing I never thought would happen, has happened. Not only did I make my big grandstand play to show the nBo boys that I wasn't happy at being ignored and generally written out of things after a week. But that didn't help - those ungrateful pieces of crap just no-sold my post (MY POST!), and then let me leave. HitmanDMZ even threw some 'get out of here, jabrone' comment after me. And now I'm a free-agent - understand that, Toomi - a genuine nBo founder member, with you, against the nBo. Not DSR, who has never really turned. Not the occasional $$$ visit. The Spike - the charter member, Bollywood, with you. Think of the pops. Think of the heat. Just think - you're winning the ratings battle now, but the nBo are sneaky. I can counteract that - I'm sneakier than anyone. They're weak right now - no DoubleD, $$$ not really focussed, Dorzia high on power, and AlcoHall just, well, high. But they'll regroup. And I can stop that. Make me an offer I can't refuse. Just... THINK
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1261 (7/15/04 7:41 am)	--- Na$$$ is watching the latest EWT broadcast shhhh! "How did Spike now I wasn't focused? Damn you , get outta my head!"
curtrok Member Posts: 203 (7/15/04 9:11 am)	Re: Respect Huge development! in Masked Man Saga. Check out WCF/NBO thread.
dorzia Posts: 770 (7/15/04 11:18 am)	..... spike, dammit, I just heard your promo! I got 3 hookers covered in booze waitin' for you in the nBo locker room right now? don't listen to toomi!!! he's a johnny come lately! why don't you ask him how many locked threads he's got? we got more locked threads than he's got william hung autographs! I promise you, Toomi will be out of business soon and we'll go back to monopolizing the industry!!!!!!
dorzia Posts: 771 (7/15/04 11:21 am)	..... Edited by: dorzia at: 7/15/04 11:22 am
mprox666 Member Posts: 109 (7/15/04 11:24 am)	Re: --- camera cuts to toom .e. in his office, sat at his desk, the phone rings he answers it, "yeah this is toom e. you did what?? ..... oh now that ive got to see, you sure you got everyone ........ how much did it cost?..... you mean they even paid for it? oh now thats even better, you got away ok .... good so you'll be fine for the next show? good." toom .e. hangs up the phone and has a drink to celebrate, then realise's the camera is focused on him, "get the hell out of here." slamming the door shut on the camera-man
psychoapeguy Member Posts: 511 (7/15/04 12:44 pm)	Re: Take that.... jz is finishing up a match when psychoape appears on the large screen thingie psychoapeguy - jz...pz....tz.....whatever ya call yerself...i have rid myself of my inner angels....i hospitalized my idols...the women who should be on the cover of teen beat....the golden girls.......i have hurt you....i have hurt shark boy.....i have hurt my ankle tripping on that dang footstool again....but the hurt has just begun....i hurt your throat before....my next attack.....you might not see it coming..... psychoape slides into the ring from behind jz with a fork, and jams it into him forehead...ape then laughs and raises the fork and motions towards jz's eye...as the ape looks around, jz hits a low blow, causing ape to drop his fork....jz then jams the fork into ape's eye, causing psychoape to roll around clutching his eye and screaming like a little girl. jz gets a few more shots in before officials rush in to stop the carnage. jz is taken out of the ringside area...and officials attempt to help the ape up...not wanting help, the ape goes insane and begins attacking anything he could see with his good eye...while his other eye continues to bleed...eventually, the ape passes out from blood loss, and officials strap him to a stretcher and take him away... THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND...
mprox666 Member Posts: 114 (7/15/04 12:58 pm)	Re: --- mprox is walking into the building as they wheel psychoape out, " uh guy's dont forget the streight jacket, the fixation on the golden girls does kind of give it away." mprox walks off to find toom .e. for a raise for the mass blue-bath on the competition.
El Gran Luchadore Member Posts: 34 (7/15/04 1:30 pm)	Re: Take that.... El Gran Luchadore runs into the ring and hits the golden spic with a chair from behind. El Gran Luchadore pulls out a bag of THUMTACKS!!!!!!!11!!!1!1 and gives the golden spic a BRAINBUSTER RIGHT ON THE THUMTAKS!!! OMG!!!!11!!!!1 El Gran Luchardore: you come back when a masked men is running round attacking everybody and try to make friend with toome. you are the masked men and tryng to set up toome by pretending to be his friend!!!!!11!!! But I, EL GRAN LUCHADORE has sworn to protect Toome from the maskled men. Fans go carzy for El Gran Luchadore LOL!!!1!!!11!!!1 OOC: Sorry about the 1s. I type fast and get carryd away. "Arriba La Raza, Esse Vato Loco Chico Holmes!"
curtrok Member Posts: 207 (7/15/04 1:35 pm)	Re: Take that.... From the Rafters This message is for Toomi and Doriza and anyone else backstage or over on the other show who may be listening. 8Syxx is the masked man. Doriza you know it, he walked off your show he said he didn't have anything to prove. You know why that is. He laid you out. Then he played you for a fool. Toomi he put you in the hospital, you never did anything to him. You are here doing your own thing and being damn successful. I feel responsible for stirring things up between the two feds. I feel responsible for giving this dangerous psycho an outlet and an excuse to carry out is non-sensical violent attacks. So if you aren't going to stop him Doriza and you aren't going to stop him Toomi knowing who he is, after I unmasked him. Then let me stop him. No gloating, no blue chipper, no showboating. Just me and that dangerous turn-coat lout in the ring. I don't even want a cut of the revenues, you guys can split it up. I'm just damn pissed off that I was implicated in this plot. Yeah I tried to capitalize on it, and I'd do it again, but the easy way out didn't work. So I'll take the man's way out and meet him inside the ring. I didn't want to see anyone hurt. We are here for ratings not to injure people with hummers. So if you're listening somewhere 8syxx I'm taking off my face paint, you stop hiding behind that mask. Me, You, man to man! You game? Commercial....
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 597 (7/15/04 2:56 pm)	Re: Take that.... Horror of horrors, The Spike sells the beating like it actually hurt him. Finally getting up, he produces a mic and addresses the crowd El Gran Luchador, once upon a time my bruthas and me would've taken you out nBo-style (ie en masse) - nowadays, though, I don't think I could trust them at all. And you're right not to trust me - god knows, I've done some bad crap in my time - the posters I squashed, the things I no sold, all of those drunken no-shows. But now, if Toomiguchi will just come down to the ring, and shake me by the hand, and show that he can trust me and give me a second chance, I'll stand by him, and the EWT. Toomi, you can bring anyone - I'll be down here by myself.
curtrok Member Posts: 209 (7/15/04 3:22 pm)	Re: Take that.... Rips out Lucahdores hard drive puts in one with a spell check.
HitmanDX Posts: 314 (7/15/04 4:04 pm)	Re: Take that.... Commercial Spokesperson: Tonight on Thursday Night Blunder, an nBo invitational battle royal. Members from WCF, nBo, EWT, and any masked men are invited. Blunder takes place tonight at 8PM Eastern in the WCF/nBo thread. End commercial
toomiguci Member Posts: 951 (7/15/04 8:40 pm)	Re: Take that.... Toom E dangerously walks out to the ring to confront Bollywood Now I know what's been stinking around here & it's YOU!!! Tell me Bollywood, tell me straight up why I should trust you? I look at every nBo member who has walked through these doors & only ONE man has proven his trust. Hell, that man got a collapsed lung giving the fans what they want. I tell you what. You want me to trust you? You want me to bring you aboard? Then you do this for me. You go back to the WCF locker room since you're still under contract & you get my 8Syxx. And you tell 8Syxx that I want his ass, mask or no mask, in the ring this Sunday. That's right, I'm going to do it. I do not know if my World Champion will even still be champion this Sunday, but I am setting up this Sunday's pay per view with ME in the main event. This Sunday, at Dangerously Happenings, you bring 8Syxx with his mask into MY ring. And you prevent him from leaving MY ring. And then, when I have whipped him from pillar to post & won the match, you will have proven your trust. And I will extract my revenge for all his sneak attacks. Toom E turns to the camera And curtrok, don't even think of getting involved. If you as dare to step one foot into the ring during that match, police officers will be instructed to arrest you...WITH FORCE!!! But up until that match, I have decided that seeing as how you still like to stick your nose in threads where it doesn't belong without a contract, then this Sunday, on pay per view, you will face El Gran Luchadore in a classic match never before seen in the EWT...an Indian Strap Match. Now I know neither one of you are indians, but that's what will make this match even more special. OOC: Phantoms, please don't answer this post until I speak again because this is going somewhere. And trust me when I say it's nowhere bad for you, but you'll like how it goes. Thanks in advance. ************************************ Edited by: toomiguci at: 7/15/04 8:45 pm
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1264 (7/15/04 9:01 pm)	--- excerpt from Na$$$ure Boy's sure to be best seller To Squash the Man concerning the EWT "And then there was The Extreme Wrestling Whatchamallcallit.. I spent a brief coupla weeks there.. did a couple of matches 'their style' and it was ridiculous. ludicrous. chain wrestling? high spots? glorified action stars busting your ass in the ring for the paying fans? What kinda squash matching and great booking is that? The marks don't want that. They want the same four people on top of a promotion, coked up and dangerous to be around shouting tired catchphrases and holding down talent. That's what makes the WCF so great, for one reason and one reason only.. the new board order. Lookit me, I've retired more than Terry Funk, had more face/heel turns than the Big Show circa 2000, and burned through more gimmicks than Ed Leslie (Ed Leslie joke #5,423) and all I've gotta do is show up now say WOO! and bask in the adulation. Cant' beat it" In stores soon.
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 618 (7/15/04 11:05 pm)	Re: Take that.... DSR storms the ring. DSR: Well, well, well. Looks like we're finally getting down to bizness with the next PPV. Curtrok vs. El Gran? Toom E. vs. 8Syxx? Well, that's all well and good, but what about me?!?! I mean, here I am, former WCF Champion, former EWT champion, nearly pushed off the show?! I'm sure these fans want to see me in a match, right?" The Crowd: "DSR! DSR! DSR!" Just then, Fettster comes out to the ring. Fett: "So, DSR, the plan continues as...planned. You turn face following that brutal match, gain the trust of all these people, and when the big InVasion comes...Hahahaha, these people know what I'm talking about!" DSR: "First of all, I'm not turning on the EWT for you, the nBo, or anything. Second of all, if I was planning to turn, do you really think I would want you coming out and telling the plan on unadvertised TV? God, how dumb are you, Fettster? (long pause) Tell ya what, Fettster, you wanna stick your nose in my business so much, well at Dangerously Happenings, its gonna be you vs. me. I may not be cleared to wrestle, but I handed Toom E. a contract putting all the blame on myself should I get injured. Again. I'll prove where my loyalties lie, Fettster. Once and for all." Killswitch Engage owns you.
Mr Blacula Member Posts: 5 (7/16/04 12:42 am)	Re: --- Hey Toomi what about me? I don't get a match after busting my ass in the ring against HHH. Toomi I'm not leaving this ring until I get a match. waits for Toom Much clown love!
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 601 (7/16/04 12:58 am)	You got it Well now, Toomi, what you gots to understand is that as I sat in that Spanish jailcell, contemplating getting back to the US and stinking up every ring on the circuit, I thought all the time that my nBo bretheren would be straight over the Atlantic (or channel, or Baltic), to come bail me out and have booze, hookers and angel dust waiting in the private jet. I even used my one phone call to order pizza, that's how confident I was they had my back But no way man - they left me there to rot. They're a bunch of back-stabbing scumbags, who wouldn't know trust or friendship if you handed it to them in a brown paper bag. And in the EWT, now the scales have fallen away from my eyes, I can see that trust, that bond, that actually working and selling can give a man. I WANT MY FREEDOM, AND I WANT MY RESPECT!!!! So I am going back to the WCF, and I don't care if I have to slip something into his malt licqor, I'm going to bring you 8Syxx. And as god is my witness, he won't be leaving that ring till you've gotten what you wanted.
dorzia Posts: 782 (7/16/04 3:19 am)	..... out of nowhere dorzia's music hits!!!! in the bingo hall???? and he's coming to the ring fresh off the nbo invitational battle royal..... WITH 8SYXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "well toomi, obviously you've gotten more cocky than eric bishoff circa 1998 and you don't even watch our show anymore. cuz if you did you would have seen me and the masked man fighting all over the arena tonight, WHILE 8syxx was going at it in the ring. so here's the deal. this is bigger than the masked man and yu know it! this board aint big enough for the wcf/nbo and the ewt and we both know it!!! things were fine until you showed up! we gave the fans exciting rehashed swerves and catchphrases, and I'll admit, the only mistake we made was keeping the belt on that old moderater! but than you show up and start stealing talent, storylines and ratings!!! I haven't slept in weeks, and i'm sure the drugs and the masked man have something to do with it, it's mostly because of YOU! so here's the deal. I am putting up ownership of the wcf thread and the rights to the nbo on the line against YOU!!!! and if I win, you will shut down the bingo hall!!!!!!! in a ladder match!!!!!!!!!!!!! take it or leave it. and as far as you spike? you turncoat, you crybaby, I'm sure if you want a match, hitmandx and 8syxx wouldn't mind beating you all over this dump!!! I'll be waiting for your answer toomi!!!
El Gran Luchadore Member Posts: 37 (7/16/04 4:07 am)	Re: You got it I can't fight with curtsuck because he is a masturbator (sp?) and thats desgusting!!!!1!!!!! And I have to protect Toom E from the msaked men so I will be riingside for hes match. Im like El Gran Luther Reigns LOL!!!!!!!!! OOC: I tryed to check the spelling and not makes 1s so everyone will stop picking on me pleez? "Arriba La Raza, Esse Vato Loco Chico Holmes!"
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 603 (7/16/04 5:28 am)	Word Strife! Hey, don't forget this, Greasiza - I was nBo 100s of posts before you and 8Syxx-Wack. You were nothin' but a hanger on, a beer carrier at best. The only reason you ever got anywhere is when the real nBo boys taught you the secret - stop workin' your a$$ off, just lay back, hit some tired old spots and rock the same lame ole' catchphrases each week. Without the nBo, you'd be just a tired old pork rind left on the bar come closin' time - the nBo would just've swept you up and dumped you out the back. AlcoHall might even have ate you - he's well know for eatin' pork out the back of bars at 2:30 in the mornin' - ain't that so, boozehound? And as for .86-incher - don't know why he's got his panties all in a bunch, maybe he misses the bum lovin' with his manbeast squeeze (though why he'd let him/her do that to him, I don't know) - he joined up even later. Was when we started lettin' job boys like you and 86bottlesofbeeronthewall in that we lost it - I mean, just one more step to Horace Hogan and Virgil - nah, wait - that's who you remind me of. Two latecomers who stayed around too damn long, and tried to keep it goin; That's why I ain't got no problem teamin' wit tha Toom to take on you - it'll be The Spike and Mr. EWT vs.... vs.... (hell, team needs a team)... The Roid Rage Outcasts!!! (Nah) The Brothers of Disfunction!!! (Nah) Wait... wait, I got it The Killer B-team!!! Yeah, that works!
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 518 (7/16/04 5:34 am) ezSupporter	Re: ..... ooc: Ok Toom E., I'm waiting. While I wait, I may go squash a jobber in the WCF.
dorzia Posts: 784 (7/16/04 5:40 am)	..... hey spike, I guess all the time you spent dating inmates in the slammer clouded your brain. why don't you look back about 2000 posts ago in the ugh thread and see that I was the one who joined at the beginning and took the nbo from being a joke thread on the verge of being deleted to what it is today! and in case you haven't noticed, I've got my hands full at the ppv this sunday putting toomi out of business. but if you really need to get the crap kicked out of you, 8syxx has been dying to prove to the world that he can rip a** ewt style if he is forced to!!!! whadya say hasbeen?
toomiguci Member Posts: 956 (7/16/04 5:50 am)	Re: Word Strife! dorzia, you want to defend 8Syxx? That's fine. The evidence is all there regarding the masked man. And if I have to beat you, go through you, & take control of the WCF to get my hands on 8Syxx, so be it. I have enough faith & confidence in myself to put up the EWT Thread. And come Sunday night at Dangerously Happenings, seeing as how the pay per view has my name on it, I will whipe the mat with you, climb up that ladder, grab that envelope, & take control of the WCF. And then, after all is said & done, I will look at each & every WCF superstar in the face & utter those two words: YOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!!! And if any, and I mean ANY, EWT superstar gets involved in my match, they 2 will be joining the unemployment line. Can you assure me that you will play just as fair dorzia? ************************************ Edited by: toomiguci at: 7/16/04 5:52 am
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 519 (7/16/04 6:18 am) ezSupporter	Re: ..... ooc: So I'm not wrestling at Dangerously Happenings? That's the last straw, some jobber is getting his ass whooped in WCF.
dorzia Posts: 785 (7/16/04 6:42 am)	..... toomi, you have my word. there need not be interference on one condition. you give 8syxx a match on the ppv! I want to show the world that he is better than anyone on the ewt roster.
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 604 (7/16/04 6:45 am)	it's time No, you're right, you were pretty much the first mistak... sorry, I mean new member, we brought on board. As I remember, you spent a lot of time in the rafters, talkin' about helping out the 4BoredMen and Latino Meatball, and then when you saw what a waste that was, you latched onto the ONLY GAME IN TOWN (sorry, old habits an' all). But taking Ugh! from deletion to completion? Uh uh!!! As I see it, you took the nBo to dessication, next step destruction. The only way you're putting Toomi out of business is over my cold, dead body - and seein' as old nBo-ites never die, we just get nastier, and I knew more tricks when I first set eyes on the world than you'll know in your grave, I don't think that's going to happen. But I'll take your... little... boy to school - toilet train him (well, there'll be crap comin' out of him), teach him his ABC (a$$-whuppin', bytch slappin', and crap kickin'), and then his 1 2 3 Cos' by then I really WILL be a has-been: I'll have have been kickin' his a$$ all over the arena, I'll have been layin' him out for the vultures, And I'll have been celebration the death of the nBo will a nice, icy'col' can of Revenge!
El Gran Luchadore Member Posts: 40 (7/16/04 8:23 am)	Re: ..... we all know that you are the masked men The golden spike. I will protect Toom E from you so he can get the revenge!!!!! "Arriba La Raza, Esse Vato Loco Chico Holmes!"
curtrok Member Posts: 212 (7/16/04 8:27 am)	Re: ..... From the rafters pissed off First I get a match with the Tag Team Champs and it takes them half an hour and an illegal weapon to put me away. Next I get a match with the TV champ same thing half an hour of blood and sweat and bone and sinew to put me away. After those two entertaining matches, do get a contract? Do I get any recognition? NO! I get a curtian jerker against some jobber that wants to be the next Silver King. I challenge 8syxx at the ppv no response from him Doriza or You Toomi. I'm sick of it. Win Lose or Draw this will be the last match I wrestle without a contract. If you guys think some of these Johnny come latelys who are only going to post for a week or two and then leave are worth stringing me along. Then that's a mistake you will have to live with. After I destroy La Parka on Sunday you'll have some serious thinking to do.
dorzia Posts: 787 (7/16/04 9:23 am)	..... curt, i'll admit. i've had my hands full with trying to keep the nbo together, trying to legitimize my title reign, trying to worry about toomi taking talent and ratings, trying to fend off this damn masked man, and strill trying to get drunk and laid! so pardon me if i haven't had the time to negotiate a contract with you! but yes, yes, if you squash this new jobber at the ppv, and then i shut down this dump, we will talk on monday!
mprox666 Member Posts: 118 (7/16/04 9:37 am)	government mule, jezzabell, two dollar hoss steak, puppies. i mprox: blurred version, puppies, sorry dont know where that damn that s.o.b. he's a hoss, again sorry dont have a match, so i'll join joey styles on the comentary team for this match, after the match for the wcf i think i have all the training needed, bah god im moving in on jr's territory. bah god governement two dollar jezzabell puppies steak's ........ uhhhh this might require some sort of therapy damn him damn him strieght to hell. (ooc toomi dont forget to give someone a blue-bath for me you pick, oh yeah i do want joey styles to get one in the first 5 mins just for the hell of it.)
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 624 (7/16/04 11:49 am)	So... (ooc: So, what exactly does the card for the next PPV look like, Toom?)
curtrok Member Posts: 214 (7/16/04 12:20 pm)	Re: Warm up match From the rafters I decided to take a warm up match before I meet sigh El Gran Luchabore this Sunday. I made some calls to my contacts and found a strap match veteran. He's also a native of a spanish speaking country, so that I'm fully prepared for Chavo...La Par...I mean Mil Mas...Silver....um..My opponents tactics. Ladies and Gentelmen I give you Savio Vega. Savio Vega waddles down to ring side not looking too sober or in particularly nice shape. Curtrok drops from the rafters and the wrestlers are strapped to each other. The match is an instant brawl with Savio Vega throwing weak looking punches that Curtrok no sells. Kick to the mid-section by Curtrok followed by a stiff clothesline. While Savio is down some boots to the ribs. Curtrok touches the first turn buckle, the second...Vega grabs the strap and wraps it around Curtroks throat. The ref is trying to break the choke but the match is no dq. Curtrok finally escapes the choke with a beal at the ten minute mark. Some more back and forth action, Curtrok takes the upper-hand with a vertical drop-kick out of nowhere, right in the mush. Followed up by four rolling German suplexes. Vega's eyes are glassy float over ddt. Curtrokian death lock right in the center of the ring. Curtrok keeps the hold on for 3 minutes until Vega passes out from the pain. Touches all four corners and wins. Time 22:11 Commercial
HitmanDX Posts: 325 (7/16/04 4:57 pm)	Re: Warm up match Heartbreak Hitman is seen in the audience
toomiguci Member Posts: 958 (7/16/04 9:00 pm)	Re: Warm up match curtrok, curtrok, curtrok...there's one small problem with your warm up match. In an Indian Strap Match, there is NO hit the corner posts. The only way to win is pinfalls & submission. You're thinking of a bullrope match my friend. And you won't be facing La Prka, because frankly, he has yet to wrestle since we have signed him to a contract. And dorzia, I can deal with your request of 8Syxx to be in a match. And his opponent will be none other then....Bollywood Golden Spike. If he wants to join us, he will prove his worth this Sunday. My lawyers will meet with your lawyers to get the contract going. And to be fair since this is an EWT pay per view, I will show up on WCF tv to sign it. Alone. Will you show up in the ring alone? ************************************
Mr Blacula Member Posts: 6 (7/16/04 9:46 pm)	Re: Warm up match Toomi I demand a match at the PPV and the name is Mr. Blacula. Much clown love!
toomiguci Member Posts: 963 (7/16/04 9:54 pm)	Re: Warm up match Go read the Line Up Thread with Sean Mooney. And please, don't demand. Learn from cyrtrok...demanding gets you nowhere FAST!!! ************************************
Mr Blacula Member Posts: 7 (7/16/04 10:02 pm)	Re: Take that.... Sorry Toom I didn't mean any disrespect and thanks for the match man. Much clown love!
curtrok Member Posts: 219 (7/17/04 1:51 pm)	Re: Warm up match OOC: Tatanka had an indian strap match against someone one where the condtions were that you had to touch all four corners. That was the mode I was using since that was the second to last strap match on WWF/WWE tv. The other one was with Savio Vega so I threw the two together.
toomiguci Member Posts: 967 (7/17/04 3:43 pm)	Re: Take that.... OOC: That's cool curtrok. I was actually basing it on the Chief Jay Strongbow-Greg "the Hammer" valentine Indian Strap Match from Madison Square garden in 1979 on the Most Unusual matches Video. ************************************
toomiguci Member Posts: 969 (7/17/04 4:26 pm)	Toom E Dangerously sits alone in his office in the dark.... It has come down to this. Last Sunday we held what then was the most anticipated pay per view, Saved By the Bell. At that time, we had the EWT Thread Heavyweight Championship up for grabs with no champion. DSR & Hitmanmark fought a grueling match under the hot sun of California. Literally blood, sweat, & tears. This match lead to the hospilization of both men. DSR has returned from injuries, but we have yet to see Hitmanmark return, let alone speak on camera. And now tomorrow, tomorrow has become an even more important day in EWT History. Tomorrow, I may loose this thread that I have built from the ground up. Or tomorrow, I may gain control of another thread. Tomorrow, I face the biggest challenge ever. Tomorrow, I face the nBo. This won't be the first time I have ever faced them. Multiple times I have tried. And multiple times, I have failed. The Toomi Army. The Dungeon of Toom. The Black & Blue Scorpion. Hollywood Toomiguci Layfield. Toomiguci: Castaway With Shadows. Facing the nBo wasn't pretty then. The only difference today is that dorzia has agreed to face me with no interference from the WCF superstars. The nBo has been around alot longer then the EWT. And tomorrow, I have a chance to change history. Am I scared? Yes, I am scared. I'm facing the WCF Champion. I haven't been in an official match in a long time. And I am coming off of a severe accident after the White Hummer hit me by the masked man. And the masked man...mustn't forget the masked man. Why? Because I know he will be at Dangerously Happenings. Why? Because he will face Bollywood Golden Spike. And if he dares attmpt to get involved in my match, I can handle it. Afterall, he's attacked me & he's attacked dorzia. Looks into the camera with a cold, hard stare But tomorrow, I WILL NOT LOOSE MY THREAD!!!! ************************************
HitmanMark Posts: 511 (7/17/04 4:31 pm)	Now what? <Toom E. stands in the ring discussing the PPV's card with DSR, his back to the entrance way, oblivious to the yelling of the crowd as they notice the Masked Man coming to take him down> <The Masked Man makes his move> Joey Styles: Wait...what the hell? He's signalling to the back! He's calling someone! Its...another masked man? <ANOTHER Masked Man runs to the ring, Toom E. and DSR still oblivious as they cut the promo> JS: Both men have chairs and...WAIT! ONE MASKED MAN HAS JUST SHATTERED THE CHAIR OVER THE OTHER! HE'S THROWING HIM OUT OF THE RING!!! <Toom E. and DSR turn; DSR takes a fighting stance, ready to lay out this guy> Toom: WAIT! He just knocked out the other Masked guy! DSR: Ok then...but who in the hell are you? <As the second, fake-Masked Man takes off his mask, the PA system starts playing...> Styles: OH MY GOD! HELTER SKELTER! IT'S HMARK!!! <The champ stands in the ring, the crowd erupting in cheers. He grabs a mic> Good to see you guys. First things first: DSR <extends hand>...damn good show. <audience cheers in respect to the Saved by the Bell fight> Now, onto business. Seems like we're on the brink of an InVasion, masked men are running everywhere, and young guns and blue chippers all think they have what it takes to fight for the greatest titles in the world. It's time to establish some order. Now, I'm still recovering from all my injuries and my coma. I can't stay here too long. But I will NOT sit by and let this company, the company I helped put on the map, be destroyed by f'n Outsiders! Crowd: E-DUB-T! E-DUB-T! E-DUB-T! HM: So let's settle this. I say, once this next PPV comes to an end...and, oh yes, I WILL defend my title <cheap pop>...it's time to finish this EWT vs. WCF once and for all...or, you know, have a big invasion PPV that actually settles nothing, but makes for big ratings and buyrates...and get the InconVenience underway!
HitmanDX Posts: 327 (7/17/04 5:26 pm)	Re: Now what? Heartbreak Hitman gets up from his seat in the audience to leave the arena
curtrok Member Posts: 220 (7/17/04 5:36 pm)	Re: Take that.... Strongbow, Valentine, Flair, La Parka, Sliver King Tatanka, IRS 8Syxx, Toomi, Doriza it doesn't matter! What does matter is that this Sunday I will not lose my hair, I will not lose this match.
mprox666 Member Posts: 121 (7/17/04 8:33 pm)	oh hell here comes the bno the B.N.O's music hits as curtrok is in the ring, mprox blurred version is shown on the screen..... " look shhh its our turn to talk ..... toom .e. we in the B.N.O. crappa and myself will be pulling for you in your match ..... anything involving the nbo or otherwise both me and him will be there to back you up if wanted..... we would talk about how we were going to kick the ass of who were facing but you want it to be a surprise .... thats fine by us..." da crappa takes the mic "yeah how do you expect us to get sorted for our match if we dont know who we're against..... this reeks of sucktitude.... still doesnt matter we have the belts theyre staying with us." mprox takes the mic again right thats that sorted now im off to paint scott alcohall blue and then get him so drunk he wont know where he is for sunday ....... its a dirty job but i lost the game of rock,paper, scissors...... damn you crappa you know i always go for paper it rules... " the b.n.o members both start to have a game of rock paper scissors (ooc it's 5:30am and ive been out drinking so my spelling isnt at its best right now so forgive me ) as the screen fades to a B.N.O. sign ...... Curtrok: i hate those guy's not only do i get blue-bath'd a time or two but now theyre cutting into my interview time .....
El Gran Luchadore Member Posts: 42 (7/18/04 3:39 am)	Re: Take that.... Ill cut into your hair curtsuck!!!!11!!1!1! cuz Ill win that great mexican tradition HAIR VERSOS MASK!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!! CHICO!!!!! Then EL GRAN LUCHADORE will rule the world LOL!!!1!!!!!1!!!!!! "Arriba La Raza, Esse Vato Loco Chico Holmes!"
toomiguci Member Posts: 971 (7/18/04 2:09 pm)	Dangerously Happenings Ladies & gentlemen, tonight history will be made. Tonight, both the WCF & the EWT Threads are on the line. And tonight, one man may control both. For it is time to witness�.Dangerously Happenings. Welcome everybody, I am Joey Styles. And tonight, I wish to welcome the WCF to their first & possibly last appearance in the EWT�s world of pay per view. * A video package is shown highlighting the road to Dangerously Happenings involving every inter-promotional thread match. * Joey Styles: Now, let�s go to the ring for our opening contest folks. This match is fully sanctioned by the EWT, featuring EWT Superstars. Announcer: Good evening ladies & gentlemen & welcome to Dangerously Happenings. This is our opening contest, scheduled for 1 fall. It is for the EWT Thread Tag Team Championship. Coming to the ring first are the EWT Thread Tag Team Champions, Da Crapper & mprox blurred version, the bNo. And their opponents�. Johnny Nitro: Hold on, excuse me, wait a second here. Allow me to introduce to you their opponents since it is still unknown. Fans of Extreme Wrestlecrap Thread, I am proud to give�.THE DUDLEY BOYS!!!! * Just then, Jason Dudley & his brother Micheal Dudley hit the ring to boo�s. The fans were expecting it to be D-Von & Bubba Ray, but these 2 boys are legit Dudley Brothers. This definitely takes the bNo by surprise, as they are met with double dropkicks by the Dudley�s. The Dudley Boys go to town on the bNo, which pisses the crowd off even more. After a big time see saw match up for 20 minutes, mprox ducks out of the ring, where he grabs a hose from the locker room. He motions to the back, where the hose is turned on. * JS: BLUE BATH, BLUE BATH, BLUE BATH!!! * Jason Dudley starts to slip in the ring as Da Crapper pounces on top for the 1-2-3 count & the bNo retain their championship against the Dudley Boys. * Announcer: This next contest is scheduled for 1 fall, as it also features sort of EWT superstars. One man is under contract as one man fights without a contract. It is our Hair Versus Mask Indian Strap Match. This match up will have a winner via pinfall or submission. Making his way to the ring, the Champion of Mexico & representing the EWT, El Gran Luchadore. And his opponent is the Man Without a Contract, the Blue Chipper, curtrok. * Curtrok & EGL are both strapped up with the leather strap in between them. Just as EGL gets strapped, curtrok takes him by surprise with a dropkick. Curtrok starts using the strap & whipping EGL with it. Curtrok grabs EGL & throws him over the top rope to the dismay of the ref & wraps the strap around EGL�s neck, choking him. Curtrok jumps back out of the ring & starts punching away on EGL, but EGL is able to retaliate with a surprise dropkick. EGL then jump on the ringside barrier & ran the corner & dove off with a bodysplash off the ring barrier. EGL then picks up curtrok & throws him into the ringside barrier, where he runs at him with a knee. EGL then uses his strap on curtrok & whips him with it. The crowd gets behind EGL big time, chanting his name. EGL then picks up curtrok & rolls him back into the ring & follows him. EGL then climbs to the top rope & dives off with a 450 splash onto curtrok. Just as EGL goes for a cover, the masked man runs out & hits EGL with an Evenflow. Then he grabs curtrok & hits him with an Evenflow as well. Both men lay prone on their back, when fans are shocked even more to witness HitmanMark enter the ring from the audience & takes out the masked man with a dropkick. He then rips the mask off to reveal the man to be Raven. Hitman grabs the mic: * Hitman: If tonight is the last night I get to step foot in an EWT ring, then so be it. But I want to see something good done tonight & that�s a haircut. I want to meet a REAL wrestling legend. * Hitman grabs EGL & rolls him onto curtrok for the 3 count. Just then, some music hits & out walks Brutus �the Barber� Beefcake. Hitman lifts up curtrok & holds him up as Brutus starts shaving curtrok�s head BALD. Hitman then helps El Gran Luchadore to his feet, shakes his hand, & raises it in victory. El Gran luchadore looks on in amazement on who he just met * JS: HOLY SMOKES!!! It�s a miracle folks. HitmanMark laid in a coma less then a week ago & today, he stands in the middle of an EWT ring with up & comer El Gran Luchadore & a bald curtrok. Now the big question is will he be allowed to wrestle here tonight after issuing a challenge to Na$$$ure Boy. * HitmanMark revels in the cheers of the fans for 10 straight minutes, as they give him a standing ovaition when he�s interrupted by the Na$$$ure Boy, who grabs a mic as he enters the ring. * NB: Well, well, well�.lookie who�s here. If it isn�t good ole HitmanMark, alive & well. Good to see you my friend. You know, after tonight you�re going to be out of a job. Your boss is going to loose & you�re going to join him on the Unemployment Line. Woooooooooooooo!!!! HM: Oh geeze. Did you change gimmicks again while I was in a coma? NB: Not only did I change gimmicks, I stayed loyal to my company & injury free. Wish I could say the same for you. HM: Tell you what Na$$$ure Boy, in case you haven�t noticed, you�re in an EWT ring. And being in an EWT ring allows me the option of doing something that you will regret. See this belt around my waist? The EWT Guidelines state that I must defend this title at least every 7 days or I am stripped of it. I may be recovering from my injuries, but I doubt you could still beat me right here, right now, in this ring. If Toom E dangerously would please come to the ring since he�s still in charge. * Just then, Toom E�s music hits as he enters the ring. * HM: Toom, you & I have had our differences in the past. But for tonight, I am willing to put those differences aside for the good of OUR company. You may be facing dorzia tonight, but I want a match against the WCF tonight. And I want it as a title defense against Na$$$ure Boy because I have enough faith in myself. After all, I worked to hard to be stripped of the title. NB: You�re a brave yet crazy man Hitman. Wooooooo!!!! For starters, I haven�t had a drink all day so I am ready to go. Only thing is, I can�t beat a crippled man. Wooooo!!! But I can DESTROY a crippled man. Woooooo!!!! HM: Crippled, huh? You think of me as a crippled? You�ll be the crippled one at the end of this match. Give me the match Toom, please? Toom: Get me a ref out here & ring the damn bell. * The bell rings as a ref runs out & Toom E exits the ring. Hitman & NB lock up with NB able to execute a hiptoss as he lets out a loud woooo & a strut. Hitman gets up & the 2 lock up again & this time Hitman executes the hiptoss & mocks NB with a wooo & a strut. NB gets up & the 2 look at each other face to face. A shoving match breaks out, as both start to exchange chops with the crowd giving the wooo�s this time around. Hitman grabs NB & hits him with a slam. NB slowly rises to his feet, as he is able to counter with a slam of his own. At this point, both men have been able to match hold for hold. Both start running the ropes while Hitman comes to a stop & performs leapfrog, drops down, & hits a clothesline on NB. Hitman follows up with another mock wooo. Hitman grabs NB by the hair & hits him with the Triple Play of German Suplexes. Everybody is amazed at the punishment Hitman�s putting his body in. Hitman goes for a cover, but has no luck. NB kicks out & hits the Hitman with a thumb in the eye. NB grabs Hitman & gives a suplex of his own, followed by an elbowdrop. NB then climbs the rope, only to have Hitman jump up, grab him, & throw him off the ropes. Hitman throws NB over the tope rope & goes through the ropes with a suicide dive. He connects, sending NB into the ringside barrier. By this point, the match has hit the 25-minute mark. NB low blows Hitman & throws him into the steel steps. NB then whips him into the ringside barrier. NB gets up on the ring apron & jumps down with a double axe handle. Hitman is thrown back into the ring as NB turns to taunt the fans. NB climbs into the ring as Hitman gets to his feet & connects with a dropkick. NB is able to grab Hitman & throw him into the ropes but misses with a clothesline attempt to only have Hitman connect with his own. Hitman dives down for a Crippler Crossface. At the 30-minute mark, NB reaches for the ropes, only to be pulled out further. After 5 straight minutes in the Crossface, Na$$$ure Boy taps out. Hitman jumps up the victor & grabs the mic: * HM: Phew! What a workout. Feels good to be back in the ring & still the champion. By the way, Na$$$ure Boy�will you autograph my copy of your book? I need some paper to wipe my ass with since I�m out of toilet paper. * HitmanMark celebrates in the ring for another 10 minutes as the fans give him a standing ovaition some more. Hitman finally leaves as the Scaffolding & tables are prepared for the next match. * Announcer: Ladies & gentlemen, the following contest is the Scaffold Tables Match. The only way to win is to throw your opponent off the scaffold & through a table below. Making his way to the ring representing the nBo is the WCF�s People�s Champion. Accompanied by his 3 lovely wives Stephanie, Daffney, & Lita�ladies & gentlemen, this is fettster. His opponent represents the EWT as a former tag team as well as World Champion, not to mention a former founding member of the nBo. EWT fans, I give you DSR!!!! * Both men slowly make their way up the scaffold as fettster�s ladies are ushered out of ringside. Just then, A-Bomb�s music hits & he walks out with a microphone. * A-Bomb: Whoa, whoa, whoa�hold on just a minute here. This match cannot begin until the referee has made his way to ringside. And according to this contract signed by both men, you are looking at the OFFICIAL referee. You should have read it before you signed DSR. Ring the bell. * A-Bomb makes his way up the scaffold as both men lock up on top. Fettster hits DSR with a hiptoss to his surprise. DSR gets up & runs at fettster, whom drops down & trips up DSR. The fans are highly behind DSR, as he is the under dog so far. A-Bomb yells at fettster to back off & let the man up. Fettster complies, as DSR gets up & goes for the attack. He�s able to hit a Lou thesz Press & punches away on fettster. 15 minutes go by in the match, as both men are brawling on the side of the scaffold. Just then, A-Bomb walks up & shoves fettster off the scaffold as fettster goes through the tables below. A-Bomb then raises DSR�s hand in victory as he whispers something to DSR. DSR just looks A-Bomb in the eyes very sternly & walks off, pissed. * * The scaffolding is taken down as intermission hits. Intermission ends as The Wiggles & the Golden Girls make their way to the ring. * Announcer: Ladies & gentlemen, the following contest is our Lumberjill & Lumberjack Match for the TV thread Championship. Making his way to the ring is the EWT�s newcomer who is the only man to ever pin HHH cleanly, Mr. Blackula. HHH is opponent is the TV Thread Champion, pyschoapeguy. * Pyschoape makes his way to the ring & starts to have heated words with the Golden Girls. As this is going on, Mr. B hits pyschoape with a corkscrew moonsault off the top rope. Mr. B starts pounding away on pyschoape on the outside of the ring, as both the Wiggles & Golden Girls yell for them to get back in the ring. Mr. B throws pyschoape into the ring & climbs the top rope. Mr. B goes for a dive off the top rope when pyschoape connects with a punch to the gut, only to have brass knuckles on his fist. Pyschoape pounces on top of Mr. B & starts punching on the face with the brass knuckles. The Golden Girls start yelling at the ref, distracting him from seeing what�s going on. When the ref finally turns, the knucks are gone. Both men go at it back & forth for 20 minutes, when suddenly jzbadblood jumps in the ring with a chain. He starts pounding away on pyschoape & choking him out. The referee calls for the bell, disqualifying Mr. B. Mr. B is infuriated with this, as he grabs jz & starts berating him. JZ follows up with a punch to Mr. B with the fist chain & walks out of the ring, feeling he has extracting enough revenge tonight. * Announcer: The following match is our co-main event scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring representing the WCF, 8Syxx. His opponent is wrestling�s only free agent, Bollywood Golden Spike. * The match starts as both men stare eye to eye. 8Syxx mumbles something to Bollywood & then lies down. Bollywood gets on top for a cover, as the ref tries to figure out what�s going on. Bollywood demands the ref count, as he goes 1, 2�Bollywood grabs 8Syxx by the hair & pulls him up to start punching him in the face, swerving the original plan big time. Bollywood then picks up 8Syxx & throws him into the ropes to follow with a clothesline. Bollywood climbs to the top rope to surprise everybody with a shooting star press, only to have 8Syxx roll out of the way. * 8Syxx: This wasn�t part of the plan! @!!! Bollywood: F*** the plan. I�m gonna adlib on your ass because it�s OVER!!! * Bollywood runs at 8Syxx, as the 2 lock up. 8Syxx is able to hit a hiptoss & follows up with some surprises of his own with chain wrestling. Bollywood jumps up & hits 8Syxx with a high cross bodyblock. Both men shock the fans as they wrestle for 25 minutes. Neither man giving up anything. Bollywood throws 8Syxx into the corner & runs at him with a clothesline as 8Syxx drops down & flips Bollywood onto his shoulders. Holding on to the top rope, 8Syxx scores an actual pinfall to win the match for the nBo, 8Syxx grabs the mic: * 8Syxx: You wanna swerve me & adlib your match? Looks like I ruined your adlib by shooting on your ass & WINNING!!! But I am far from through with you Bollywood�far from through with you. * 8Syxx grabs Bollywood & starts beating on him with the microphone. The ref tries to stop him, as he shoves the ref out of the way. 8Syxx then makes his way out of the ring & grabs a chair. 8Syxx starts plastering Bollywood, while screaming at him: * 8Syxx: HERE�S AN ADLIB FOR YOU, HERE�S AN ADLIB FOR YOU, AND ANOTHER ADLIB FOR YOU!!!! * 8Syxx finally leaves the ring, as Bollywood lay motionless, bleeding, & unconscious. * Announcer: Ladies & gentlemen, this is our main event. This is the Ladder Match for Ownership of the WCF. If dorzia looses, he looses ownership of the WCF. If Toom E Dangerously doesn�t beat dorzia, he must shutdown EWT. Making his way to the ring, representing the WCF & the nBo is the WCF Champion, dorzia. His opponent, representing the EWT & the owner of the EWT, Toom E Dangerously. * Both men get in the ring, as 8Syxx is still there. Toom E points to 8Syxx & yells for him to leave or the deal�s off. Dorzia obliges, seeing as how that was the agreement in the contract & ushers dorzia away. The bell rings as both men are looking eye to eye with each other & talking. Toom E points up to what they�re supposed to get & points out to dorzia how the contract agreement is actually inside the infamous mask. Dorzia then takes another mask, the one from 8Syxx�s locker, out of his tights. Both men continuing staring down each other for 5 minutes. They finally decide to lock up, as dorzia gets the first actual move by throwing Toom into the ropes following up by a clothesline. Dorzia then grabs Toom & hits him with a scoop slam. Dorzia climbs to the second rope & hits Toom in the throat with an elbow drop. Dorzia decides to take it outside as he throws Toom over the top rope. Dorzia follows with a suicide dive through the ropes, only to be met with a chair shot to the head. Toom then grabs dorzia & throws him into the steel steps. Toom starts kicking away at the gut of dorzia & punching away at the head. 10 minutes into the match now & dorzia is bleeding from the shots. Dorzia follows up with a low blow & grabs the chair, only to bring it down on Toom�s head. This now causes Toom to bust open. Dorzia decides to bring the ladder into play, as he sets it up & throws Toom into it. The impact causes the ladder to fall on top of Toom, where dorzia stands on it & starts stomping away on it. Dorzia grabs the ladder & throws it into the ring, followed by throwing Toom into the ring. Dorzia climbs to the top rope & jumps down with a double axe handle, only to be hit by a jab in the midsection. Toom then grabs a hunched over dorzia & hits him with a piledriver on the ladder. Toom follows up by putting the ladder on top of dorzia, climbing the rope, & executing a stomp from the top rope onto dorzia. Both men are covered in blood as we hit the 30-minute mark. Dorzia uses the ladder again, as he is able to get Toom down on the ground with it. Dorzia lays Toom on top of the ladder; climbs the top rope, & executes a picture perfect 5 Star Frog Splash. Dorzia starts to wither around in pain as well. Just as that moment hits, El Gran Luchadore runs out of the back & into the ring. He climbs the tope, only to hit a 450 onto dorzia & roll dorzia out of the ring. EGL grabs the ladder & sets it up, as he helps Toom to his feet. Proving his loyalty, he starts to help Toom climb the ladder. Toom has no clue what�s going on, as he realizes he�s on the ladder. Toom reaches the top & starts to grab for the mask hanging above the ring. Just then, EGL comes off the top rope, dropkicking Toom off the ladder. EGL then grabs a can of spray paint & sprays a �?� on Toom. Dorzia starts to climb back in the ring, where he�s met with a chair shot from EGL, who sprays a �?� on dorzia�s back following the hit. EGL sets up the ladder, climbs right up to the top of it, grabs the mask from above, & the bell suddenly rings declaring the match over. Standing on top of the ladder, EGL slowly removes the mask to reveal underneath the EGL mask is the same exact mask worn by the masked man. * ************************************
El Gran Luchadore Member Posts: 43 (7/18/04 2:10 pm)	Re: Take that.... Ha! El Gran Luchadore has swerved you all!!!!!1!!1!1!!1!! I told you all I would destroy you all!!!! I pzwn you all!!!11!!! Especially Toom E and Dorkzia!!!!1!!!!1!! El Gran Luchadore is THE KING OF THE WORLD, DOODZ!!! So who is El Gran Luchadore? I swore to protect Toom E from the masked men, but I didn't say anything about myself!!! I wear a mask as all Luchadores should!!! Who is under the mask? Who is the s.o.b. behind it all? El Gran Luchadore removes his second mask to reveal.... Edited by: DoubleDDudley at: 7/18/04 2:40 pm
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2905 (7/18/04 2:11 pm)	Re: Take that.... IT WAS ME, DORZIA!!! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!!! "OH MAH GOD!!! SWERVE!! SCREW JOB!! SET UP!!! He's back!!! Double D is back!!! He's screwed everyone!!! Where do we go from here, folks??" That's right!! It's me, it's me, it's the s.o.b., Double D! I'm back and I own both threads. Tune in tomorrow nights Nitraw for my very special state of the union, or should that be state of the unification?, adress. "WE'RE OUTTA TIME, FOLKS!!!" Edited by: DoubleDDudley at: 7/18/04 2:13 pm
mprox666 Member Posts: 122 (7/18/04 2:36 pm)	OOC .... well Toomi, congrats that must of taken age's .... please do vinny mac a favour and offer him your services, i should of know the swerve, the !!!1111!!!1 thing should of given it away still Toomi and DD well done.
HitmanMark Posts: 519 (7/18/04 3:02 pm)	HEINOUS! <HMark walks out and stands in the aisle, title and mic in hand> Woah, woah, WOAH! We are NOT out of time! I should have known. I should have f'n known it was you! How did I miss it? The obvious limp of a man with a torn ligament in his leg, or a strained muscle...the obvious allusion to the fact that El Gran Lucahdore is usually a regular wrestler in disguise...the clear botching of a simple spraypainted "?"... The signs were all there. We all ignored them... I guess I have to give you credit...you g*damn S.O.B! Hell, I helped you win tonight! I raised your hand in victory! Double D: That's all well and good, Smarkass. But let's get one thing f'n straight here. All this time, we've been at war with one another. All this time...and now, the dust has settled...and I've* won. Don't you get it, HMark? You've dedicated much of your CAREER to destroying the nBo, and specifically, your old rival...ME. But, it's over now. I WIN. YOU LOSE. END OF F'N STORY. HMark: <looks down, somewhat dejected...looks up again> ...it's not gonna end like this. You just friggin' wait. Double D: <laughs, almost maniacally> HMark: <yelling> YOU JUST FRIGGIN' WAIT, YOU HEAR ME?! IT. WON'T. END. LIKE. THIS!
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 532 (7/18/04 5:15 pm) ezSupporter	OOC Great work Toom. I'll cut a promo when I get to work tomorrow.
dorzia Posts: 798 (7/18/04 5:17 pm)	..... ooc- even in real life i am glory hungry, and let it be knowm that I orchestrated this swerve as well! back in character- where the hell do we go from here? you'll see!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
HitmanDX Posts: 332 (7/18/04 5:48 pm)	Re: ..... Just as HitmanMark turns around, Heartbreak Hitman gives him a little Sweet Chin Muzak You REALLY didn't think I wouldn't make it on this PPV, did you? nBo- We're BAD.
toomiguci Member Posts: 974 (7/18/04 5:50 pm)	Re: OOC OOC: Gentlemen, I must say after a week of planning, our little swerve has done wonders for all. We 3 should all take a bow. But, I must say dorzia & Double D did a fabulous job of orchestrating it all of this & allowing me to be in on it with some of my ideas, not to mention typing up the actual pay per view. I'm glad you liked the final product. Back In Character Toom E dangerously rolls out of the ring, a bloody mess.* fans: HOLY S*, HOLY S, HOLY S*!!! Joey Styles: What is the future of the EWT? Will there be an EWT after this? Will there even be a WCGF after this for that matter? I don't even know what show to tune into tomorrow. NitRaw or Heat Velocity Impact EXTREME!!! We are officially out of time folks. Pay Per View fades to black on a bloody Toom E standing ringside* ************************************
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1286 (7/18/04 5:53 pm)	--- The NB can't believe it.. he gave it his all but it wasn't enough.. the chants of "You tapped out" echo in his ears.. he's dejected until he realizes he's still the Na$$$! and it doesn't matter, win or lose he's OVER by just exsisting.. I'll give ya credit HMark we put on a ***** battle, WOOOOO! but whether you like it or don't like it, learn to love it, cuz with the DDD swerve it's proof positive that the nBo is still the best thing WOO going today!
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 629 (7/18/04 6:05 pm)	Re: OOC <OOC: My friends, that was brilliant! I wish I coulda been apart of this swerve! Oh well, there's still the question of where DSR fits into the nBo puzzle...? Again, great work guys!> Killswitch Engage owns you.
HitmanMark Posts: 520 (7/18/04 6:11 pm)	Post-PPV footage for the home DVD release! Mean Gene: Fans, I'm Gene Okerlund, here to get some post-Dangeroulsy Happenings reactions from some of the wrestlers, bosses, and other hangers-on from the EWT and the WCF/nBo. Ah, look, there's the EWT World Heavyweight Champ, HitmanMark. HMark, after what we've seen HERE TONIGHT, the double crosses, the sacrifice, and the ultimate swerve by Double D, you've gotta be feeling... HMark: HOW AM I FEELING?! ...I don't know anymore, Gene Mean. But now that I think about it...of course...they knew. MG: Who knew? Knew what? HM: Think about it. ABomb, Fettster, even DX...they've all been buddying up to DSR...they knew something was gonna go down tonight, something big. Na$$$ looks like he didn't know...and dorzia and 86 had nothing to gain from this...but those other three; they knew. They knew Double D was coming back. And they wanted to pull DSR in, probably into a trap. GM: But what does it all MEAN, Hitman? HM: The hell do I know? Ugh. Screw this. I'm gonna go get drunk at the hotel bar. <EXTRA BONUS DVD FOOTAGE!> <HMark sits at the bar, Corona in hand; he turns around and sees...> HR: Hello, HitmanMark, I am...Geraldo Rivera. HM: Ah @#$%! Da Bad Guy Stone Cold "Big" Scott AlcoHall (or, as we will affectionately call him here, DBGSC"B"SAH): Uh...hey yo, mang...Rivaldo, mang <coughs up a cigar butt>, who you talkin to mang... HM: <Slams glass on table, walks to back of room, begins to slam his head against the wall> DBGSC"B"SAH: Like, da hell his problem, chico? <coughs up a ferret> GR: For once, I, Geraldo Rivera, don't have an answer. Edited by: HitmanMark at: 7/18/04 7:53 pm
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1287 (7/18/04 6:42 pm)	--- OOC: nope, I didn't know, I was kept outta the loop.
HitmanDX Posts: 334 (7/18/04 6:44 pm)	Re: --- OOC: I didn't know either. But then again, nobody ever tells me these things.
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 206 (7/18/04 7:51 pm)	Re: --- OOC:Didn't know jack about the swerve. Edited by: Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare at: 7/18/04 7:54 pm
HitmanMark Posts: 523 (7/18/04 7:55 pm)	Hold on there! OOC: Woah, guys, I only mean you knew in a storyline sense! Good Lord, we're falling into kayfabe!
toomiguci Member Posts: 975 (7/18/04 8:19 pm)	Out of Character DSR, e-mail me @ [email protected] need to talk, k ************************************
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 535 (7/19/04 5:42 am) ezSupporter	Re: Hold on there! ooc: I was told last week and didn't let it slip. I thought about doing something like this: (it's called inviso text) the Masked Man is DoubleD Highlight inbetween the two sections.
HitmanDX Posts: 335 (7/19/04 6:20 am)	Re: Hold on there! *Quote:* Good Lord, we're falling into kayfabe! OOC: That's not a bad thing, that's a good thing.
curtrok Member Posts: 221 (7/19/04 6:33 am)	Re:More on Kayfabe More OOC: Does this mean that if a face and a heel from this thread have a discussion in another thread they have to start brawling. That reminds me of one of the funniest stories from Bobby Heenan's first book. A bunch of workers were back stage after a show and a kid was looking for an autograph. So the kid wanders back stage to see all the faces and heels chatting it up. They notice the kid and start brawling right in front of him. Funny Stuff. Back in Character. I don't care whose running the show, I've been here a month looking for a contract and what's happened. The Tag Team champs of EWT couldn't beat me clean. The TV champ need almost an hour to put me away. The mastermind behind the biggest swerve in thread history couldn't beat me without outside interference. So with all the burning questions of the future of the EWT and the WCF Curtrok goes on the back burner. Which is okay I've got the best seat in the house to watch history unfold, and when the time is right I'll get that phone call. break.....
toomiguci Member Posts: 977 (7/19/04 6:52 am)	Heat velocity Impact EXTREME Toom E dangerously sits in his office, reading over the contract for his Ladder Match against dorzia at Dangerously Happenings Damn it, I knew I should have read this thing more carefully. How could I have been so blind & not see the wording says that I loose EWT to the winner? How could I have been so stupid? I worked so hard to build this company up & this is what happens? Just as I get everything going great here, Double D pulls the wool out from under me. I give up. I can't win anymore. There's not enough talent or money to start a new thread. I should have read this damn contract more carefully. I should have. I have nobody to blame but myself. Toom E closes his briefcase & starts walking towards the door I'm done. I'm done with wrestling. Forever. Maybe I can get a job selling reality tv shows instead. I have millions of ideas. Toom E walks out the door & closes it. The camera focuses on the door closing, as the Toom E Dangerously nameplate falls off the door ************************************
curtrok Member Posts: 225 (7/19/04 7:43 am)	Re: Re:More on Kayfabe On cellphone Curtrok: You have it? All of it. Voice: Minus your part of course. Curtrok: Right well naturually, let's give him a couple of days this can't be an easy time. Then I'll talk to him. Voice: You have a week. Curtrok: That should be plenty of time.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2910 (7/19/04 8:43 am)	Re: Heat velocity Impact EXTREME Commercial: Be sure to watch the WCF/nBo thread tonight for Double D's state of the union adress, which will reveal the background of the ultimate swerve and the future of the two threads. Who will stay? Who will go? Find out tonight only on a very special edition of NitRaw, special Post Per View for only 49.99 (+tax and fees).
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 607 (7/19/04 3:14 pm)	Wellity, wellity, wellity A video cam picture of a heavily bandaged Golden Spike comes onto the screen. He is propped up in a hospital bed, attended by a sexy nurse Well, things went down as I wanted... for about 10 seconds! I put on a great show, dragged a match out of that piece of crap, and I'm sure, impressed Toomi as much as possible. And all it cost me was my motor skills. And then? That piece of crap DoubleMuttley screws me out of out the contract. I'd worked so hard to prove to Toomi that I was to be trusted, and that I knew nothing about no masked man. And I 'spose he believes me now - damn lot of good it'll do me. He don't own nothing now - the one guy I had a shot with, and was ready to work for, and he's out in the cold. Sure I've got this lovely right here And my blood is swimming in lovely prescription pain medicine, but what good can any of that do me? Well, Spudley (and Whorzia and what remains of the nB-ho's) - just you wait till I get out of this place. Multiple career ending injuries or not - you're mine! Actually... Levers himself out of bed, and staggers off down the corridor, trailing bandages and plaster Nurse - Mr. Spike, you can't leave! Your treatement! Forget that! There's only one thing that'll make me better - DoubleDDudley's head... on a pole! Two patients watch all of this Patient 1 - who was that? Patient 2 - Dunno... the Yeti, maybe?
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2919 (7/19/04 4:44 pm)	Re: Heat velocity Impact EXTREME OOC: Ladies and Gentlemen, the funniest guy on the board, I give you, The Golden Spike.
psychoapeguy Member Posts: 515 (7/19/04 5:07 pm)	Re: Wellity, wellity, wellity psychoapeguy walks out with the golden girls...all of which are in bandages from the beating they suffered only a week or so ago. ape grabs the mic and begins to talk. ...mr. blackula...i like you, sir....you took me to the limit....and we've got a common bond....we both thing that jz is a big poopie pants! that's right! i said it!...get the censors away from me, jack...'cause there's more vulgarity to come and it must be heard!! why?...because i'm a not-so-nice guy!! so, i propose an alliance...together we can rid the thread of the dang varmit jz....and once he's out of the picture....i guarantee a rematch for the tv title....if toomi disagrees, then i'll persuade him in evil ways....like crying and putting him on a major guilt trip....oh, yeah...i'm that bad...and speaking of bad.... ape turns to face the golden girls... you girls are the worst pieces of ephalunt dung i have ever laid eyes on...you make me sick....i gave you a second chance to be evil, and help me out for the tv title defence...but i didn't see you anywhere when i needed help....thank you for being a friend?.....more like thank god this relationship ends.... ape viciously attacks the golden girls again....this time, though, security comes out and prevents too much of a mess. they carry the golden girls out. the crowd boos the ape, and hurls batteries and assorted other painful things at him... my heel turn is almost complete....toomi....you wanted this heel turn to happen....and now...it's about to be in full effect.... britney spears music blares across the arena as ape attempts to dance to the song...the song then fades down so ape can talk again... you all now see how low i will go, dag nabbit....as for you fans, you can all go to heck....i strongly dislike you all, and i hope you all get food poisoning or some other uncomfortable sickness!!! oh yeah, brother...i'm bad to the bone!!! the britney spears music becomes almost deafening again as the ape walks out and threatens to backhand people in the crowd as he walks to the back. THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND...
mprox666 Member Posts: 123 (7/19/04 5:48 pm)	Re: Heat velocity Impact EXTREME just before psycho-ape guy gets to the curtain, mprox: blurred version walks out with a large water pistol, "ok monkey boy, you want to bring in that sort of evil...... your going to have to pay ...... " mprox starts shooting psycho ape with the water pistol ........ but only its water instead of paint ... psycho ape just stands there laughing..." looks like the end has come for the blue-baths dumb-ass ...... " psycho ape say's not noticing da crappa climbing out of the crowd with the now infamous blue paint tin, da crappa throws the paint aiming for psycho but misses and hits mprox, psycho ape guy walks off laughing even harder, .... da crappa appologise's to mprox ....... mprox doesnt look like he's happy, he pulls his right arm back as if he's going to beat the crap out of da crappa as the crowd are silent, watching if the b.n.o is about to explode.......... mprox just steps forward and hugs da crappa, " forget it man ..... it might be the last time we get to do this here or anywhere, lets go get really drunk." mprox and da crappa walk backstage laughing like a pair of fools. OOC: im just thinking of giving the blue-bath thing a rest for a while, i think theres two people left for the blue-bath, but i am not saying who you'll just have to wait, better yet you lot decide if it stays or go's ...... damn big brother .... they've even got me doing that now,
toomiguci Member Posts: 978 (7/19/04 9:23 pm)	Toom E's Farewell Address Toom E Dangerously walks out into the middle of the ring with mic in hand I feel, I feel, I feel as if I have to say something. I have to say something to you, the fans. I have to say something to the guys in the back. I have to say something to myself. For hours since I walked out of my office, that's all I did was walk. And I thought of everything that has gone on this past week. And I owe everybody an appology. I let you all down. You, the paying fans who supported me, I'm sorry. You people stood by my back. When we first started & Double D had tried to outsmart me & have me arrested, you folks rallied behind me & paid my bail. And after getting cleared & getting that bail money back, I was very happy to pay you all back. But Double D finally outsmarted me. He gained control of what I worked hard for. The whole reason I started this company was to get away from his iron fist And to give you fans what you want, wrestling. And I'm sorry for letting you down. As for the guys in the back, I owe them a great deal of grattitude. They put their blood, their sweat, & their tears on the line for me & for you. Some of them went against family wishes. Some of them risked career ending injuries, as well as almost dying, for me & you. And 2 days ago, I let them down. And for that, I am truly sorry. You may be wondering why I am back. That's because, at this moment in time, I am still the owner. Until midnight tonight, when things get turned over officially to Double D, this company is in my hands. And I intend to let the Toom E Dangerously Era go out with a bang. And that's why tonight, in this very ring, I am sanctioning one last tag team match. And that match will feature none other then myself teaming up with the EWT Thread Heavyweight Champion in a non-title match up against the EWT Thread Tag Team Champions, Da Crapper & mprox blurred version. Gentlemen, if you would please join me in the ring. The bNo's music hits, as both men enter the ring wearing their tag team championships. Toom E greets them in the ring, shakes their hands, & thanks them for all they've done. HitmanMark's music hits as he enters the ring & Toom does the same to Hitman. The bell rings as Toom lets Hitman start up against Da Crapper. Da Crapper is actually a bit miffed in this match, as he won the Musical Chairs #1 Contender's Match & may not get his shot now. Both men lock up as Hitman hits a hiptoss. Pure chain wrestling goes on, as neither men can get the advantage. After minutes, Hitman tags out to Toom. Toom enters the ring with a lock up as Da Crapper's even more frustrated with Toom. Both men go at it back & forth for about 10 minutes, neither man getting the upperhand. Da Crapper tags in mprox, as mprox enters the ring. Both Toom & mprox go at it. The match goes on for about 40 minutes, as all 4 men are giving in their all. Da Crapper gets more & more frustrated as the match goes on & we slowly start to see a different side to him. As the match hits the one hor mark, Da Crapper has had enough & snaps. He grabs a chair & lays out both Hitman & Toom with it as mprox just looks on, unsure of what to do. DC: You screwed me out of my championship match Toom. You screwed all of EWT because of your carelessness. You screwed the fans. You screwed everybody. Well f* you Toom. F* you Hitman. F*** all of you!!! Da Crapper has officially snapped & grabs a mic DC: Tomorrow, there is no way in hell we're loosing these tag team straps. You here me? No way in hell. Do what you wish Double D, because we're keeping our gold. I knew we couldn't trust DSR, but Toom E & Hitman were both idiots. And tomorrow, I get revenge on behalf of the EWT. ************************************
HitmanMark Posts: 532 (7/19/04 10:42 pm)	Uh-oh <HMark stands in the back, rubbing his head where he took the chair shot; mprox approaches the hurt champ> mprox: Look, mate, I'm sorry. I don't know what to say- HM: It's ok, man. He's angry. We're all a little angry; he at least had a good reason. mprox: Yeah, he was #1 Contender, wasn't he? God, I'd hate to work my ass off and still lose something like that. HM: Far as I'm concerned, he still is the #1 Contender. Didn't DoubleD say he was leaving us in business...at least kind of? I'll give him his shot. Maybe it'll help him get his senses back. Meanwhile, good luck to both of you against the Outlawz. mprox: Thanks man; we won't let EWT down. Not now, not ever. Cheers. <begins to leave> HM: <grabs his shoulder> Wait...when you get in the ring with DSR...<his eyes betray his pure rage at the thought of DSR's seeming betrayl> mprox: ...don't worry. I'll say hi to him for you.
curtrok Member Posts: 234 (7/20/04 5:23 am)	Re: Toom E's Farewell Address In the audience on a cell phone is curtrok Joey Styles: I'm going to see if I can have a word with him. Well Mr. Blue Chipper with everything going on why aren't you trying to stick your nose in things as usual? Curtrok: Well Joey, as you said there is alot going on and I am content to sit here and watch it unfold. My time in the spotlight has yet to come, and when it does its gonna shine bright. Styles: I'll cut to the chase because there is a show going on, who are you on the phone with all the time? Before Saved By the Bell, afterward, when the masked man showed up after he was revealed. Just who the hell are you talking to. Curtrok: Well if its any of your business, I'm speaking to a freind of mine. I know what your getting at and I don't like it. Don't you think that if was talking to someone with stroke I'd have a contract by now jackass? Styles: Well... Curtrok: Excatly I'm going to go away for a while and train, maybe I can get a development deal and work my way up. I tried to push my way into the big time and it just didn't work out. Now let me sit down and watch the rest of the show. ...
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 547 (7/20/04 6:38 am) ezSupporter	Breaking news A major development with 8Syxx is happening in the WCF/nBo thread.
HitmanMark Posts: 536 (7/20/04 8:04 am)	History WILL be made... <HMark is walking out of the EWT Arena with his bag in hand> Mean Gene: HMark, champ, just where the hell are you going?! HM: Look, Gene, calm down. I'm going to the WCF thread for a little bit <crowd boo's at the name>. MG: <mouth agape> Why would you do such a thing? HM: Don't worry about it! I'm comin' right back; I just have to go there to let dorzia know just how much I'm looking forward to our little title match... MG: That's right, folks at home, be sure not to miss it! Tonight, in this VERY ARENA! HitmanMark challenges Dorzia for his WCF Championship Title, under EWT rules!
psychoapeguy Member Posts: 527 (7/20/04 12:22 pm)	Re: Take that.... camera fades in to ape sitting on the floor in the back, rocking back and forth toom e....he guided me....he told me to turn heel....to turn my back on the fans who supported me....now, the guy who i went to for advice....he's gone.....my friends, the golden girls....i lost them....the fans hate me......i have a bad eye from jz......and it was all for this... ape looks at the tv thread title, which is pretty grimey, since the ape never cleaned or polished it during his reign. toom e. gave me this belt....he gave me the chance to wear the gold....and now...he's gone.....i'm lost.....no fans, no friends, no mentor....i need time to myself.....get that camera out of my face.... ape turns in his seat to face the wall, away from the camera and begins to headbutt the wall...as the camera fades to black THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND...
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 611 (7/20/04 12:36 pm)	Re: Breaking news camera pulls up on a dusty old wrestling ring, with a few old folks vaguely watching the match, and some hick families taking in the 'rassin' entertainment. In the ring, in plain black trunks, is a clearly doped up Golden Spike, taking on a ageing, balding latin man. Spike eventually brings the botch to an end with a feeble excuse for a short arm clothesline. He then grabs the mic, only to find that it is some kid's ice cream cone - no mic here Well folks <hic>, that's the end of the show here at the rules board county fair <fart>. Hope you enjoyed the match - shame everyone else no showed - can't see why, this is a great fair - be sure to head down to the greased pig catching contest, and Donnie the Two-headed Donkey will be on display down at the cattle shed. People start to desert the wrestling tent. Spike turns to his opponent, who is munching a bean and vodka burrito in the corner Y'know. folks, people say that when there is no more room left for you in the EWT or WCF, your career is as good as finished. I thought my career would be over when that PIECE OF CRAP DOUBLEDDUDLEY SCREWED ME OUT OF A CONTRACT <pops a 'tension' pill>. But me and Latino Meat here nods to the opponent, who takes no notice prove that this is just a crock of... spit turns and spits into his bucket in the corner of the ring. People are now leaving much faster, disturbed by this ranting has-been I'm making a great time, having a great living <belch>, and getting all of the corn likker I can drink down here. And I hope to see you folks on my tour - me and 'Tino will be appearing next at the following Chickie Singer outlets: 'songs I sang to Ashley Simpson', 'A rude song about school', 'songs about fu..." fade to black http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TwAPA!EYpv3O9QI6opVJ3ZW0F5BYBcj1oFTnf0lsjJ3X2xmjbThgQSw2LHMuWNaUAxH6KTBYpZiwlTyakfHw*1K1iuGZnwN5GK5rQyG2XPwBLGwZXpZA/the_spike2.gif?dc=4675480859208634189
dorzia Posts: 802 (7/20/04 12:50 pm)	..... dorzia enters the ring in the bingo hall, where tonight, he assumes that double d will do everything in his power to screw him out of the title so he can fire him and ban him from posting... "this message is for toomi, and every guy in the ewt locker room.while me and my nbo brothers have no respect for your high risk, hard working style of fast paced wrestling, we respect the fact that yu never once backed down from our corporate power, and you put out a damn good product. and toomi, that's why we let all the matches go down at your interpromotional ppv without one single nbo beat down. we were willing to go toe to toe and see who the superior thread was for the sake of competition. but now, it appears that all our hard work and coexistence was for nothing, as that selfish, self indulging moderator has to come in and take control of both threads just like he has to take over every other damn thread on the board. well, I don't know what will go on tonight or after tonight, but to everyone who was there from the ugh, to the hey yo, to the uh oh, and the take that, and wcf threads.... it's been real.
HitmanDX Posts: 350 (7/20/04 1:29 pm)	Re: ..... Dorzia, for your match, take Gasoline out to the ring with you...for protection, if you know what I mean.
curtrok Member Posts: 240 (7/20/04 1:56 pm)	Re: Take that.... In audience sans face paint. Joey Styles: Who is he talking to on that phone.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2925 (7/20/04 3:04 pm)	EWT Tuesday Night Extremely Jakked Up Velocity Heat. Show opens. No pyros in the bingo hall. Double D comes to the ring to loud boos DD: Whoa, whoa, now. I could have closed this place down. But I wanted to keep it alive for you, the fans... Fans start chanting "You're not Toom E!" DD: Ha, ha, that is true. But let me introduce a man who isn't Toom E either. In fact he's gone out of his way to try to bring Toom E down, again and again. Please welcome, the NEW General Manager of EWT: The Na$$$ure Boy, $lim Bi$choff! Fans boo loudly. $lim comes out on the stage. $lim: I have my lawyers looking at the paperwork, but I guess I'll have to do this gig untill they're done. I hate the EWT product, with their pitiful "workrates" and non convoluted storylines. So since you've given me the power over this excuse for a promotion, I'll make sure to gut it and reshape it in my image. As my first act as GM of EWT, I'm making the Tag Team Championship matche between The New Page Outlawz and the bNo a Last Man Standing match. Oh, and now it will be a Triple Threat match. The third team in the match will be The Heartbreak Hitman and Gasoline! DD: Fair enough, I guess. $lim: Just like my second act as GM. The match between HitmanMark and Dorzia will be for BOTH Championships, not just the WCF belt! And if HitmanMark loses I fire him! Fans boo as the show goes to commercial
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 613 (7/20/04 3:18 pm)	Continuing... Camera pans up on the Golden Spike, sat with his back against a wall Hi again folks - moving away from the Rules Board County Fair now - got up to some pranks, did me and Latino, and lets just say the good ole' boys in Rules Town don't take kindly to the Spike's brand of 80-proof fun. So now we're travelling in style to just outside of the 'All the things they say' thread - I got me and Latino a few days work at the local fair - should be good for glossies and handshakes. Camera pans further out, to reveal the boxcar that Spike and Latino Meat are travelling in As you can see, this isn't exactly one of the old nBo limos, but it's comfy and gets you there pretty quick. Oh, and one more thing - I lost my gimmick in a card game about two days back, trying to impress some lovely lady, name of Cloudy - thankfully, I had something to fall back on. So from now on, refer to me as THE GOLDEN SPORK! Okay, maybe it doesn't have the same instant ring as The Golden Spike, but trust me, it'll draw. So, somewhere around here is the fairground - just have to hop off, this train isn't stopping here. C'mon Latino... The Spork tries to rouse Latino Meat, but he is under the spell of ten tequila's and 5 pounds of refried beans, and won't budge 'Tino, c'mon man! Latino - Wah? Mang? Spork pulls on Latino Meat's arm, but loses his balance and plunges backward, out of the carriage 'Tinnnnooooo!!! Fade to Black
mprox666 Member Posts: 124 (7/20/04 3:31 pm)	Re: EWT Tuesday Night Extremely Jakked Up Velocity Heat. commercial opens with a man painting a fence " hi some of you may recognise me, im mprox: blurred version from the E.W.T, the superior thread. You may be asking yourself where i get all the paint i use during my blue-baths, well so was i untill i asked, then i found out its Borehem, Newshams and Oswalds. they make really good paint just look at the state of this fence, knackered, old and half rotten, now look at what its like with a coat of this top quality paint." camera slowly pans away showing the half painted fence. end commercial (OOC: yeah i know i just coppied and pasted my own stuff but hey sue me.) mprox: blurred version walks out to the ring, no music, no da crappa, ask's for the mic ......" DD ...... Na$$$ure boy, the fans are right ...... you do both suck, not sure if thats each other or not, and honestly i dont want to find out ....... EVER!, you wont get the belts off either me or da C, no matter how much you stack the deck we will give it our all, and DD, sooner or later you will be left feeling a little, laughs BLUE ....... " mprox drops the mic and walks into the back .....
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2926 (7/20/04 3:48 pm)	Re: Take that.... Joey Styles: We're back, folks and ready with our first scheduled match as Psychoapeguy makes his way to the ... OH MY GOD!! Psychoapeguy was just laid out with a vile chairshot!! It's Fettster!! Bah GOD!! Fettster always claimed to be the people IC champ. But who's side is he on?? Fettster poses then walks away as EMT's carry Psychoapeguy to the back Styles: Well, it's time for the Tag Team Triple Threat Last Man Standing match as Mproxx and Da Crapper make their way to the ring. fans cheer the bNo Here comes HBH and his bodyguard, Gasoline. fans boo as Gasoline make threatenin gestures to the crowd That only leaves The New Page Outlawz. Music plays and A-Bomb makes his way to the ring but no sign of DSR. Fans chant for "DSR" and A-Bomb encourages them. HBH go for A-Bomb as the bell rings. A-Bomb and HBH brawl on the outside as the bNo doubleteam Gasoline. The bNo do a double dropkick to Gasoline's knees and the big man goes down. Stereo moonsaults by the bNo connect on Gasoline. Mproxx motions for Crapper to get a table as he retreives the Blue Paint Tin from under the ring to a huge pop. HBH sees him and gets Mproxx with a Sweet Chin Muzak to the back of Mproxx's head. A-Bomb jump HBH from behind and both brawl as Crapper comes of the top with a body press. Everyone is down when Gasoline slowly gets up and pulls Mproxx into the ring. Jack Knife Power Bomb on Mproxx and Gasoline goes for a cover. Styles: He must have take a shot to the head. It's Last Man Standing rules. Suddenly a ref runs to the ring and goes for a three count. The fans exploded at this. Mproxx kicks out as A-Bomb hits Gasoline in the face with a baseball slide. HBH and Crapper are brawling into the crowd as A-Bomb and Mproxx combine their efforts to do a HUGE fishmans Suplex off the top on Gasoline. As Mproxx looks at Gasoline A-Bomb hits him with a stiff lariat from behind. He pins Gasoline and yells at the ref to count. The ref looks hesitant and just then $lim come out on the stage area $lim: Whoa, you can't win this match by pinfall, A-Hol... I'm mean, A-Bomb. It's Last Man Standing rules. A-Bomb yells at $lim when HBH hits him with a Cactus Clothesline from behind , sending them both to outside. Crapper is back in the ring as well and picks up his partner as they go for a double suplex on Gasoline. Gasoline struggles out and takes down the still dazed Mproxx with a hard right hand. He picks up Crapper and powerbombs him out of the ring onto A-Bomb. Gasoline then picks up Mproxx for yet another power bomb and covers him. $lim: Count it!! Count the three!! The ref goes to count when a man enters the ring from the crowd, pulls up the ref and lays him out with a right hand Styles: IT'S TOOM E!!! IT'S TOOM E!!! HE'S BACK!! THE BOSS IS BACK!! Toom squares off with Gasoline when Crapper comes into the ring with a chair. Suddenly Toom E dropkicks the chair into Crappers face and Da Crapper goes down, out cold. An irate Toom E yells obscenities at Crapper as the ring crew drags him away. Mproxx try to check on his partner, when Gasoline picks him up for a power bomb, just as HBH comes off the top rope with a flying elbow. Both connect at the same time! HBH covers Mproxx for the three count as the bell rings Styles: I don't believe it! New Tag Champs! Toom E has screwed the bNo!! Bah GOD, what a henious thing!! After the break, $lim is in the ring $lim: Toon E!! You wanna come on my show... ON MY SHOW... and interfere in matches... Toom (on the stage): Hold it right there, @#%$! YOUR SHOW?!? YOUR @#%$ SHOW?? Shut the @#%$ up right @#%$ now! This is MY show! I built this promotion on nothing but a vision and a few overdrawn credit cards! Then you and your @#%$ came here to ruin it, with your @#%$ swerves, botches and egotripping! Me and the dedicated workers in the EWT own this show! The fans that stuck with us own this show! The hardest working champ in the business, HitmanMark, owns this show! You? You don't own @#%$! $lim: Well, that's not the way the paperwork sees it. But just to show you how much I own everything in this place, I'm gonna make sure Dorzia takes the EWT belt from your precious champ tonight! That's right. The special referee for the Main Event championship match, tonight... is ME! Now get this bum outta my house! Security drags a cursing Toom E off as the show goes to commercial. HitmanMark vs. Dorzia, with special referee $lim. Next!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2927 (7/20/04 4:12 pm)	Re: EWT Tuesday Night Extremely Jakked Up Velocity Heat. Styles: And we're back! Making his way to the ring, the EWT Heavyweight Champion of the Wooooooooooorld, HitmanMark! long pause. Dorzia's music finally hits. Dorzia slowly makes his way to the ring. He climbs the turnbuckle, clanks two Jack Daniels bottles together and pours them into his mouth. HMM is immedeatly on him, pulling him off the turnbuckle and beating away on him with punches. $lim hurries to the ring, pulls off HMM and yells at him while pointing to his striped referee shirt. HMM looks to the crowd and pulls back his fist. $lim yells "go ahead, but if you harm an official, ANY official, you're FIRED!!" "That doesn't go for me" is the last thing $lim hears as he gets clocked from behind with a chair. Styles: "It's TOOM E!! He's back! Again! And he just layed out the ref!! Dorzia goes for Toom E, who is punching the downed $lim, but is intercepted by HitmanMark, who hits a dropkick on him. HMM quickly locks on the Sharpshooter as Dorzia writhes in pain. Suddenly a man runs in from the crowd and hits HMM and Toom with a chair. Styles: "It's Curtrok!! Bah GOD!! Why is he helping $lim and Dorzia??" As Curtrok brawls with Toom and HMM, $lim runs to the stage area. He gets a mic $lim: Damn you, Toom! I will not have you interfering in my business! Tomorrow, in the WCF thread, you and me, one on one, for the GM position of the Take That thread! Just then a large man appears behind $lim. $lim turns around and gets a bionic elbow to the head. Styles: "It's GolDusty - The American Spike! He's got a score to settle with the Na$$$ure Boy!!" Everyone brawls as the show ends Tomorrow in the WCF thread: Toom E vs. $lim. Winner gets to be GM of the EWT thread.
mprox666 Member Posts: 125 (7/20/04 4:22 pm)	Re: EWT Tuesday Night Extremely Jakked Up Velocity Heat. after the commercial, mprox is shown stood in the ring argueing with the ref, mprox hits the ref knocking him on his arse, mprox climbs out of the ring to get the tin of blue-paint, climbing back into the ring mprox dumps the contents over the ref....... "bloody swerving little **** .... dont care if it was your job or not.... " mprox rolls out of the ring looking pissed off and ignoring the crowd's reaction.
toomiguci Member Posts: 981 (7/20/04 11:05 pm)	Re: EWT Tuesday Night Extremely Jakked Up Velocity Heat. The ring has cleared as Toom E stands in the center, alone Na$$$ure Boy, you want to ruin what I built? That sure as hell ain't going to happen. You want to try & have me removed from the building? NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!! Remember, until Monday at 11:59pm, I still controlled this company and everything it stood for. Which is why I took myself down to a local Notary Public & had a LIFETIME Backstage All Access Pass made up. And there ain't a damn thing you could do about it. I may not be on the roster, but I will be soon. And I sure as hell am taking it back from your hands. Even if it means working for Double D. At least he's letting the EWT stay the way it was. So Na$$$ure Boy, take a look at your future. Because I'm coming for YOU!!!!! And whatever I do then, I do for the goodness of these fans!!! ************************************ Edited by: toomiguci at: 7/20/04 11:12 pm
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 633 (7/21/04 12:56 am)	What the...? Killswitch Engage plays as DSR comes out to the ring. The fans pop like crazy for DSR! DSR slides into the ring and sits on the top turnbuckle with a microphone in his hand. DSR: "You know, a lot of stuff has gone down since my injury. ABomb helped me win that scaffold match at the last PPV. And the company I helped build was snatched out from under Toom E by DDD. So, to all you fans, I'm sorry I haven't been here since the PPV. I still have some injuries that need to be taken care of. But...more importantly, I needed to search...Since DDD took the EWT, I needed to figure out where I belong, I needed to find out just who the hell I really am... (long pause) ...but now, I know who I am, dammit! And at the next PPV, I'm going to go out there and prove to all the naysayers who the @#%$ I am! So tonight, I am challenging Shane O' Black, ABomb, to a match, under EWT rules, at the next PPV!" The crowd pops huge. DSR: "I know who I am, and I know where I belong! You people will see my redemption at the NEXT POST PER VIEW!!!!!!!" <OOC: DoubleD, check your inbox.>
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 240 (7/21/04 1:30 am)	Re: EWT Tuesday Night Extremely Jakked Up Velocity Heat. A-Bomb:Man what is wrong with you man all I have been trying to do is remain being friends with you but everytime I do something you $@#* on me. Well if you wanna fight then I'll give you a fight. Hopefully I can help beat some sense into so you can go back to who you really are. So at the next PPV it's on brotha. But if you change your mind and want to join your old pal let me know.
curtrok Member Posts: 247 (7/21/04 1:55 pm)	Re: What the...? Backstage Curtrok is with $lim: $lim: Woooooooooo Curtrok: Well Toomi you got youself in a mess now didn't you? $lim: Wooo! Damn right Whoo! Curtrok: You know why? You got the dirtiest botcher in the game all pissed off. You got the nastiest low down greatest of all times player in the business pissed off! At you. You know who else you pissed off? You pissed me off when you didn't give me a contract. $lim: Shut up kid you wouldn't know a promo if it bit you in the ass! I am the coach flying taxi cab ridding move botching, ho pinching son of a gun. And you think you have a chance Toomi? You have none, that thread is as good as mine Woooooo! If I were wooo you wooo I wouldn't even woooooooo show up at the match. I would sit at my desk Whooo! and Write a hand written apology. Starts to strip off clothing I would say dear Mr. $$$lim, dirtiest botcher in the game, I had no business laying a hand on you. I had wooo no idea what I was getting myself into, please don't kill me just take my P.O.S thread and make it the wooo best of all times like you are. It's not gonna be pretty when I bet you because I whoo don't want to just beat you. Only in boxers now doing elbow drops on air. I...want...to humiliate you. I'm going to embarrass you in front to all your fans that love you and your..i mean my thread. Whooo! Commercial
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 617 (7/21/04 2:18 pm)	Shocking News! Camera rises on the Golden Spork. He is sprawled out in the garbage, at the back of the EWT Bingo Hall Well <hic>, I finally found my way home. I'm not kidding no more, this's where I belongs <belch>. Sure, I don't got a contract any more, but I'm just glad to be back at the heart of the action. And there is only one man to thank for this revelation, the knowledge that I was struggling to get away from that which I really love. And it isn't Toomiguchi, who did the devil's work of luring me from home with his forbidden fruit of 'respect' - I know now that 'respect' is a lie - I knew that when I lost the 'respect' of the rest of the Wrestlecrapping world, and more than anything, I lost my own 'respect'. No, my hero, my corporate hero is Mr. DoubleD - he is the one who did more than anything to strip away this false 'respect' that was holding me back. The Spork rises up from the garbage, clutching a chicken bone in one hand and a nearly-empty Vodka bottle in the other Mr Dudley, I will be your corporate stooge - I will congratulate you on every decision, no matter how bad - if you choose to push xVANEx to the title, I'll agree. If you appoint BigShowRulz as commissioner, I'll applaud you. To cut to the chase, I'll kiss your a$$ and call it ice cream. Now, where's my mop? Throws vodka and chicken into the garbage - from the depths of the bags comes a 'hey... cheers... mang'. The Spork marches off, a look of determination on his face Fade to black
goshdangit lol Member Posts: 542 (7/21/04 3:07 pm)	Re: What the...? power strut's down too ringside DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??????? DO YOU KNOW , WHO THE HECK I AM?????????????? WELL DO YOU??????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? (uncomfortable silence) looks at cue card's I AM...I AM... wait what does that say.... oh right I AM VINCENT KENEDY MAC MAHON DANGIT!!! SO MR DOUBLE D YOUVE, BEEN HAVING ALOT OF FUN FIRING EVERBODY AND ACTING, LIKE YOUR IN CHARGE, HUH??? WELL IM FIRING YOU AND, RENSTATING YOU AS, AN ACTIVE WRESLER RIGHT AFTER YOU GIVE ME A LOW BLOW, NOW LOOK LIKE YOUR IN PAIN AND CLUTCH AT YOURE GRAPEFRUIT'S arn come's running in and whisper's into vinnies ear oh right, im not suppose to actualy say that PARTWELL GUESS WHAT MR DOUBLE D, IM GONA FIRE YOU crowd pop's AND . REINSTATE YOU AS A WRESLER crowd pop's again RIGHT AFTER I FIRE YOU, WHICH IS NOW!!! less crowd pop's THATS RIGHT THE FIRING'S , OF WHICH THEIR WILL BE MANY, MEANING JUST ONE, WILL BE....A FIRING OF YOU!!! crowd pop's a litle, but there kinda confused now YOOOOOOURRRRRRRRRRRRRR FIIIIRRREEDDDDDD!!!! crowd pop's huge into mic OK DOUBLE D NOW YOU CAN DO THE LOW BLOW WAIT IS THIS THING STILL ON??? ========== "COW BELL!! TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!!!" -Micheal Cole, Smackdown 6/24/04
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2934 (7/21/04 3:34 pm)	Re: Shocking News! Please excuse Goshdangit Lol, folks. He's taken a few too many chairshots to the head. Don't worry. We'll get him the help he needs. A-Bomb and Spork runs out for an extended beatdown on GDL as the show cuts to commercial
psychoapeguy Member Posts: 533 (7/21/04 6:04 pm)	Re: What the...? the camera fades in on psychoape outside of the arena, sitting alone in the shadows. he's clutching his tv championship next to his heart. the fettster...attacked....me?......why?........i didn't do anything to him....that's the last thing i need right now....someone else hating me....or letting me down..... psychoape looks at his title belt i was told that this thing would bring me happiness....a life full of stuff i always wanted.....all i've gotten out of it is misery.....but what do i do?....give up the title so someone else can deal with the misery it brings?.....no, i don't want anyone else to feel the pain i've felt....if someone wants to feel that misery bad enough, let them try and take the belt from me....i've done bad stuff in the past few weeks....maybe if i prevent others from having to deal with the pain and suffering this belt brings.....maybe i can make up for some of it......maybe........fettster....keep your people's championship name......you don't want this belt....this bundle of negative human emotions laced in gold...i will save you from the pain it brings.....i will save you all, and deal with the pain by myself...................like i have all my life.......... the camera fades out, with the ape tossing the belt on the ground beside him as he looks up into the night sky... THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND...
toomiguci Member Posts: 988 (7/21/04 8:56 pm)	The Triumphant Return!!! Toom E Dangerously walks up & looks down at pyschoapeguy & offers him his hand to help him to his feet Good news son. I'm baaaaaaaack. And things are about to get better. My question to you, my friend. Are you willing to be by my side? If so, please follow me to the ring. Toom & pyschoapeguy walk to the ring to a loud, thunderous oviation. Toom starts to strut in the ring, as he mocks Na$$$Ure Boy. Woooooo!!!! Look who's back in charge folks. Sure, I have Double D above me. But the EWT is back & we're back where we belong. So I think it's time to get back into business with a problem that started on Monday. Oh Crapper, Mr. Crapper....will you please come to the ring? Da Crapper makes his way to the ring Gee DC, you look kind of...well, naked without your tag team championship. What happened? Did you loose a match or something? See Dc, something's been running through my head ever since your actions on Monday. You remember, the chair? You want to use a chair on me, as well as the Thread World Heavyweight Champion? That's fine. But i recall giving you a title shot & you becoming #1 Contender. So I am going to do this for you. Tomorrow night, in this very ring, you will go 1 on 1 with HitmanMark. No screwjobs. No outside interference. No time limit. And no ropes on the ring. Nope. Instead, we will be bringing back a classic...the Barbed Wire Match. See, the ropes will be replaced by barbed wire. The ring mat will be removed & the plywood underneath will also have barbed wire on it. pyschoape, do you mind taking the garbage out? pyschoape bashes Da Crapper over the head with a chair & starts beating on him & kicking him for a few minutes. Ok, that's enough pyschoape. Oh yeah, & Da Crapper...just to show I don't really hold a grudge against you, if you loose the match....... YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ************************************ Edited by: toomiguci at: 7/22/04 5:25 am
psychoapeguy Member Posts: 537 (7/22/04 8:54 am)	psychoapeguy the camera fades in as psychoapeguy sits in the corner of toom e's dressing room, with his television title next to him on the floor, and a book of edgar allan poe's writings in his hands psychoapeguy - ....the crowd cheered me last night.....toom e. has come back.....yet.....i can't smile......there seems to be a lot to be happy about....but.....why be happy, when everything will just go back to the way it was?....i was born in the bad farms of wisconsin and left in a milking bucket to drown.....luckily for me, my future brother saved me...orange skin, wonderful odor, and a warm glow....yes, the cheese saved me.....but, like everyone else before him....the cheese left me....hehe.......he left me.......toom e. left me earlier.......but now he's back.......toom e. is a nice guy......he came back.........but when will he leave again?.......no, he wouldn't leave....we're friends....................................................i'm not cool enough to have friends.....................i'm not smart enough to have friends...................what good am i?....i'm the television thread champion.....i hurt people for hurting me.....but i don't want to hurt anyone.....i want to help everyone....make them happy.......why am i feeling these things?..........why would anyone care?...... toom e. walks into the room and hears the ape talking to himself. toom e. walks over to the ape and slaps him in the face. toom e. - snap out of it!...where's the ape that we all grew to love?!?! the ape holds his face where he got slapped and starts to slowly laugh. psychoapeguy - he was swallowed by an enigma of despair....stabbed with a knife of hatred.... toom e. - what can i do to bring you back to your old self? psychoapeguy - that part of me has died, and everyone has urinated on its grave....placed flowers of condemnment on it... toom e. - is condemnment even a word? psychoapeguy - i don't know....but if it isn't, it just shows how worthless i am.... toom e. - maybe this will bring you back to your old self... toom e. pulls out what appears to be a chunk of rotten, moldy cheese. toom e. - i thought i'd reunite 2 lost brothers.... the ape looks up....sees the cheese, and tears begin to form in his eyes.....suddenly the ape jumps up and grabs the cheese and hugs it close to his heart. psychoapeguy - gee, golly! i thought you didn't care anymore, cheese! you big doodie-head! what's the big idea leaving me behind out there in wisconsin? you know those cows are savages out there...nearly had to get my dag 'um leg amputated! i'm so glad you're back!! toom e. - well, he's back to stay...i give you your new manager! the ape looks at the cheese and smiles so big that his face nearly rips in two. psychoapeguy - oh, hooray!! the brothers of dairy production are back, baby!!....come here toom e., ya big galoot! psychoapeguy lunges at toom e. and give him a giant hug as the camera fades out.
psychoapeguy Member Posts: 538 (7/22/04 9:02 am)	brothers of dairy production da crapper.....i gave you a beating at the orders of toom e. the other night.....but now, i'm gonna do it for the cheese, too brotha......you disrespected toom e....and now i find out through the back that you are lactose intolerant?!?! that's unacceptable....and makes you number one on my hit list!!....you're toom e.'s enemy, that makes you my enemy....you're lactose intolerant....that makes you my enemy....and you're giving poop a bad name....that makes you my enemy........you're not my friend....that's makes you my enemy.....i'm gonna flush you.....and as you swirl down the john.....the cheese and i will celebrate by raising our glasses of yoohoo up in the air and singing folks songs around our imaginary fire....in other words....you're going down!!
toomiguci Member Posts: 993 (7/22/04 11:40 am)	Re: Toom E Dangerously makes his way to the ring Boy, what a beautiful day today is. 2 blockbuster main events, the first set up by Double D & the second set up by myself. This is going to be nice. And I have this very strange feeling that tonight, we will loose a member of the EWT roster. Which is why I am out here. I want to fill that hole & I would like an answer by the end of the show. There's a man who has proven himself time & time again & now he's back, wrestling in the boondocks. I would like to bring him back to the glory of EWT. And I have a very special treat for him if he accepts my offer. See, tonight I will unveil the EWT Thread Lighthweight Championship. And I would like to award it to Bollywood Golden Spike if he accepts my offer. And notice how I called him Spike? Because, I have bought the rights to that name off of the guy he lost it to in a poker match. Here's a contract Spike. Here's the championship belt. What's your choice going to be, my friend? ************************************
mprox666 Member Posts: 128 (7/22/04 11:58 am)	Re: brothers of dairy production instead of bollywood's music the new music of mprox: blurred version hits korn's make me bad mprox makes his way to the ring while talking "toom, you know that me and crappa are part of a team, the b.N.o, well boss i just thought i'd come down here and say that you forgot about me, i'll be ringside for da crappa's match, welcome back boss."
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2958 (7/22/04 5:18 pm)	Re: Joey Styles: It's time for the most heated match on the board today, Adam Bomb vs. Dancin' Stevie Richards (okay, so neither has cut a promo since the match was announced, but it's heated, because, dammit, we say so). A-Bomb's music play, but instead Double D comes out. Fans boo DD: "Heh heh, did you really think I was gonna let the biggest and mosted heated match in board history happen here? That would be like giving free money away. No, Adam and Stevie will face each other at this weekend's Cross promotional Post Per View: InconVinience! At that PPV you will see PsychoApeGuy face Da Crapper and you will get the Main Event you were cheated out of the other night: HitmanMark will take on Dorzia for the WCF Championship. Inconviniece, this Sunday only on the Wrestlecrap board. Be there." Fans pop wildly as Dorzia's music hits and Dorzia come to the ring with the belt over his shoulder. He motions for the mic, the seething Double D gives it to him, Dorzia goes to say something when BAM kick to Double D's stomach! Styles: OH MY GOD!! Stunner by Dorzia!! Stunner with the belt still on his shoulder!! Double D is out!! The owner is out cold!! Bah GOD, how henious!! Dorzia leaves as A-Bomb rushes to the ring to check on Double D and the show goes to commercial (OOC: Sorry for this screw job, but I'm really tired and could really write up a decent match, which DSR and A-Bomb deserve. And this way it added to my evil owner character.)
toomiguci Member Posts: 996 (7/22/04 8:37 pm)	Re: Toom E dangerously makes his way to the ring Geeze Double D, way to rip the fans off. They paid hard earned money to see that match. I do have a problem with that & I recomend you leave this ring now before I do something I regret. Double D is helped out of the ring by A-Bomb Yeah, you better step off. Oh man, did I just say step off? I'm sorry. But I will make it up to you. Ring crew, please take the ropes off & remove the mats. As the ring crew prepares for the Barbed Wire Match, Toom steps out of the ring with mic still in hand. Now, onto a matter on hand. mprox, I give you an option. See, I like you. You're a good man. But your partner, I have problems with. But I see you want to be by his side. So, you go ahead & come down to ringside. But I will be watching you. If you lay 1 finger on Hitmanmark or get involved in this match by any way possible, you will be hitting the unemployment line. And if you don't get involved, well, I spoke with Double D earlier & I have a little suprise for you. But, the choice is yours...unemployment or a suprise? I await your answer by the end of the match. Now, HitmanMark, Da Crapper, please make your way to the ring. Da Crapper makes his way to the Barbed Wire ring first with mprox at his side. HitmanMark follows suit, ready to give it his all. Toom makes his way to the back, as he & DC give each other dirty glances. The bell sounds as both men lock up. Hitman gets the first advantage & throws DC into the barbed wire. DC cringes in pain. Hitman grabs DC & hits him with a triple play german suplex, each time DC's back on the barbed wire on the ring, as the mats have been removed & replaced with strands of barbed wire. After 10 minutes of action, DC is able to gain the upperhand, as he throws Hitman into the barbed wire. By 20 minutes, both men are bleeding from the head. By the 30 minute mark, both men are a mangled mess. At the 40 minute mark, Hitman throws DC through the barbed wire to the ring apron & the outside floor. Both men are brawling outside at the 50 minute mark, when mprox pulls a bucket out from under the ring. He approaches HitmanMark with the bucket, ready to give him a Blue Bath. Just then, Toom E runs out from the back to prevent this & to fire mprox when suddenly stops short as mprox Blue Bath's Da Crapper instead. Toom's mouth drops in shock at what he just witnessed as Hitman drives DC down to the ground & applies the Crippler Crossface. At the 58 minute mark, DC taps out for the loss as Hitman retains. Toom E grabs the mic & walks over to Da Crapper. Toom: Read my lips Da Crapper.....YOU'RE FIRED!!!!! mprox: What about me boss? Toom: Well, you did get involved after I told you not to. But Crappy Smurf looks pretty good. So mprox, this Sunday, on IncoVinience, you will go 1 on 1 in a Blue Bath Match against none other then....Na$$$Ure Boy. ************************************
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 637 (7/22/04 10:06 pm)	Re: DSR is seen in his locker room. The camera is tilted a little bit, and in the background you can hear Every Time I Die's "Ebolarama" (it's an awesome song, go to www.ferretstyle.com and check it out). DSR: "Well, well, well...InconVenience...myself, DSR...and you, ABomb...that's fine...I'm gonna rest up, get my body in the best shape I can...You better get ready too...I've had enough of this confusion...I've found out where I belong, ABomb...and you'll find out to, you son of a @#%$!...You better be ready...I'm bringing this fight to you, ABomb!...You better bring EVERYTHING YOU GOT, @#%$! I'M SICK OF THIS @#%$! EVERYTIME I COME OUT TO THE RING, YOU STICK YOUR @#%$ IN MY BUSINESS! I'M THROUGH WITH THIS! IT ENDS AT INCONVENIENCE!!!!!" Fade to black. Killswitch Engage owns you.
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 258 (7/22/04 10:51 pm)	Re: DSR, I'am tired of your bull$%t. I don't even know who the hell you are anymore. You get a few titles and all of a sudden you forget who your real friends are. You are selfish and you only care about fame and fortune. Did you forget where you came from? Well let me remind you. Do you remember wrestling in armories and gyms, remember the crappy hotels, remember eating balogna (sp) and cheese sandwiches every night, remember the piss stained matresses we had to share and our crappy apartment? Well I do and obviously you have forgotten. This Sunday you will remember because I am going to beat some damn sense back into you. This Sunday at IncoVenience I'am going to show you extreme. Get this damn camera out my face this interview is over! Camera fades out*
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 627 (7/23/04 1:13 am)	Gift horse? Y'know Mr Toom, if there's one thing I've learned during my career - the dizzying highs, the terrifying lows, the creeaaammmyyy middles - it's that respect isn't important. I've lost all respect for myself, and that has freed me from he need for glory. and there is no way in hell I'd betray Mr. Dudley - not after all that he's done for me. He took me in, and gave me beef jerky when I was down and out. He let me clean his shoes AND his son's shoes. He... he... HE TREATED ME REALLY BADLY! And Toom, offered me my respect, my name, and above all - a beautiful gold belt. Lightweight or not, it's better than a shoeshine stand. And when all is said and done, br... br... brutha, I'm Bollywood. I'm the Spike. I'm that neon tannin', big leg droppin', backstage politickin', son of a b*ch. And no amount of humiliation and shoe shinin' is going to change that, bruthas. Starts to puff and pant* Cos when the 24-inch python runs wild on your fiancee, you know she ain't walkin' home THAT night! Starts pumping fists in the air From now on, I'm takin' my prayers and sayin' my vitamins, and droppin' the ancient leg, and telegraphin' the big boot for Toom e. Dangerously - the only man that truly believed in me is now fully Bollywooding around the ring And now, I'm even going to work for my living - and the first thing I'm going to do Turns and points at his shoe shine stand Is take something as dear to DoubleD as my pride now is to me Destroys the shoeshine stand in a flurry of shine and rags - when the storm has subsided, he has fashioned a crude medallion from DoubleD's bowling shoes Y'see, I've taken a shine to them - now you just got to take 'em back Bollywood poses in the ring, with the shoes round his neck
HitmanDX Posts: 360 (7/23/04 6:56 am)	Re: Gift horse? HBH approaches Da Crapper backstage HBH: Hey, I saw what happened out there. It must suck to know that the people you thought you knew would turn their backs on you. I have a proposition for you. How would you like to join the greatest faction in the world, the nBo? Unlike these second-rate EWT punks, the nBo is a family. We're there for each other. Take some time and think about it. You have until this Sunday at InconVenience to make your decision. HBH then walks off
HitmanMark Posts: 538 (7/23/04 1:52 pm)	Destiny! <Camera shows the champ standing in a bare room> I know, Double D knows it, Toom E. knows it, and the fans of EWT and WCF know it. InconVenience will be the biggest happening in the history of our board. Unlike SOME promoters, you won't be seeing 10-man elimination tag matches involving people with no business being on one of the teams. Nah. Here, it's gonna be straight up, man-to-man, sheer brutality. Last week, I was conned out of posting immortality. Last week, I should've become both EWT AND WCF Champion. Last week, I should have done what no man has done. Last week, I was screwed out of that. But this time...InconVenience...Dorzia, your time is up. Trust me, it's not like I need any motivation to get myself ready for a match with a member of the nBo. But feel proud, champ; you're gonna become a part of posting history: the man HitmanMark demolished to become the Undisputed Champion of the Wrestlecrap Boards. But Double D...don't think for one moment I'm on your side here. You and I...we go WAY back, don't we? Well, you might not be fighting anymore...but old feuds have a funny way of coming back, and making your life a living hell. InconVenience will hold my destiny. Nobody will stop me from finally proving that I AM The Best There IS, The Best There WAS, and The Best There Ever. Will. Be. Count on it.
HitmanDX Posts: 362 (7/23/04 2:39 pm)	Re: Destiny! Hey HitmanSmark, if you really are the fighting champion you say you are, why don't YOU put your EWT title on the line as well? Afraid you'll lose? Come on and put your money where your mouth is.
HitmanMark Posts: 540 (7/23/04 5:51 pm)	Re: Destiny! <Walks to the aisle to confront this accusation> Lemme ask you a question, DX...how many titles have you won; that is, before you so wrongly got your claws on EWT's Tag Titles? How long have you held those titles? How many times did you defend them? How much pain did you suffer for them? How many 50+ minute matches did you go through for them? <now in DX's face> How much did you bleed for them?! How long did you spend in a coma for them?!? Say what you will about me, but this <holds up the EWT Title> has been defended more often than I can think of, against any and all comers. If Dorzia wants this belt, he can challenge for it. If Double D or Toom forces the issue; so be it. But it won't matter in the end, anyway. No matter if my belt is on the line or not, the WCF is coming back home, right back where it belongs...with ME. <throws mic, walks off, looking straight forward>
HitmanDX Posts: 365 (7/23/04 5:58 pm)	Re: Destiny! HBH: HA! Don't make me laugh. Don't come running your mouth to me about your pathetic life story. Just remember this, HitmanSmark: every time you've tried to take us down, you came up short. And this Sunday will be no different. Get ready, because the end is coming!
HitmanMark Posts: 542 (7/23/04 6:06 pm)	Re: Destiny! <HMark's head snaps back towards the ring, eyes filled with rage> DX: Yeah, that's it! You want a little warm up before InconVenience? Well, I'm right here! Go right the hell ahead! <HMark begins to move faster when suddenly...> Joey Styles: OH MY GOD! DORZIA! WCF Champ Dorzia just leveled HMark with the WCF belt in the back of the head! Fans, there's no way this is gonna end well... <Dorz picks up HMark, ready to continue the beating, but HMark fights back. The two exchange rights, uppercuts, and throws all the way to the back, where security eventually seperates them. Dorz crawls to the corner and throws up> Security: Where the hell did you kick him?! HMark: I didn't! That's probably just the whiskey coming back up! Scott AlchoHall: <voice offstage> LIKE, WHERE DA HELL'S MY BOOZE, MANG?!
toomiguci Member Posts: 1001 (7/23/04 8:41 pm)	Re: Destiny! Toom E dangerously approaches HitmanMark Whoa, whoa, whoa Hitman. You just can't leave dorzia lying there like that. There's something you forgot. Let me show you. Toom jumps in the ring, grabs dorzia by the hair, & rubs his face in the puke There we go. Much better. Somebody wanna clean this up please? Now onto the reason I am out here. You want to defend your championship this Sunday against Dorzia? Title versus Title? That's fine by me. The EWT title is now up for grabs, as well as the WCF Championship. And, as an added feature since you are the King of the Gimmic Matches...it will be a Chain Match. Care to show dorzia how EXTREME you can be? ************************************
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 641 (7/23/04 11:23 pm)	Re: Destiny! *DSR is seen walking into Toom E's office (aka the men's room). DSR: "Hey Toom how's it going?" Toom E: "Hey, DSR, y'know I was just watching 8Syxx's DVD. I saw the part where you tried to lure 8Syxx into the EWT. And I realized just how much you've done for the EWT. You've put yourself on the line, night in and night out, you've been such an ambassador for the EWT, and you've nearly killed yourself in a match against HMark!" DSR: "No offense, Toom, but what's your point?" Toom: "My point is this, DSR: How are you holding up physically? Are you sure you're ready to fight ABomb at InconVenience?" DSR: "This might be a little difficult to understand, Toom, but I feel like a new man! I took those few days to find myself, and now I gotta let the fans find this new me. And they're gonna find the new me in the ring, at InconVenience!" Toom: "I understand you're a new man...mentally. But I just think you're really important to the EWT. The fans, they love you, man. And I'm not sure we should risk you having to go into early retirement because you got back into things too soon. (long pause) DSR: "I'm fine, Toom. You'll see." Toom: "I certainly hope so. Take care of yourself, DSR. InconVenience is closer than you think." DSR: "I will take care of myself. I WILL be ready. See ya around, pal." Killswitch Engage owns you.
HitmanMark Posts: 545 (7/24/04 7:58 am)	Re: Backstage meeting <DSR walks through the halls, accidentally bumps shoulders with HMark> DSR: Dude, good luck with the Chain Match; though I don't think Dorz is gonna much of a challenge after Saved by the Bell, know what I mean? HMark: <chuckles> Heh, yeah...wait, man...look, dude, I'm sorry. DSR: 'Bout what? HMark: When Double D said you were back in the Outlawz, I immediately thought you'd betrayed us. I should have given you more credit than that. You've given and bled for this company about as much as I have; I should've given you the benefit of the doubt. DSR: Look, don't worry about it. Water under the bridge, man. HMark: I hope it is. But I did want to let you know...since we're so close to InconVenience, I'm gonna be keeping my eyes on almost everybody here in EWT; gotta make sure we don't have any would-be backstabbers here. I AM giving you the benefit of the doubt...but when Double D's involved with a storyline, I tend to start doubting everyone, even just a little bit. DSR: I know exactly what you mean. Don't worry about it, man; I know what dealing with Double D can do to a person. Just remember you've got nothing to worry about on my end. HMark: <nods, walks off>
toomiguci Member Posts: 1008 (7/25/04 5:49 am)	Re: Destiny! It has come to my attention that the EWT Thread Tag team Championship is still around the waist of HBH & gasoline. So tonight at IncoVeneince, they will be defending the championship against a team of my chosing that I will just throw together just like that. Hey, it always works in the past. OOC: I will be typing the pay per view up tonight & posting it later on after I get off work. So sometime after 4:30pm AZ time, it will be up. I am a little unprepared this time around. ************************************
toomiguci Member Posts: 1009 (7/25/04 7:54 pm)	InconVenience * InconVenience opens with pyros & fireworks as the crowd roars in approvement for what they are about to witness. Double D Dudley makes his way to the ring. * DD: Welcome fans of all ages. Welcome to InconVenience, & welcome to the EWT & WCF. Tonight, we will bear witness to see outstanding matches that will truly give you your money�s worth. And why? Because there are no refunds. There are no guarantees. And if the telecast cuts out early, it�s because the cable company screwed up & not us. So sit back, relax, & enjoy a night of botches courtesy of yours truly, Double D Dudley. * Just then, Toom E Dangerously�s music hits, as he makes his way to the ring. * Toom: Hold on just a sec there Double D. I got a problem with what you just said. You may have given me the General Manager spot in EWT because, frankly, that�s what the fans want. And you gave them what they wished for. Now, I know you don�t care about the fans that put money into your pockets, as well as mine, but there will NOT be any botches tonight. Not on my watch. If there are ANY botches, then these 3 men will deal with that person or persons. May I present to you the Botch Free Squad. * 3 men walk out of the back, looking all buff & tough from a local indy company. * Toom: Folks, these men will uphold the law tonight & play protectors. If anybody, even the WCF, attempts to botch a move, these men will come down to the ring & show what happens if you botch a move. Now, enough wasting the fans time & money. Let�s get on with our first match, if you will. * Double D gives Toom an evil sneer, filled with disgust over the Botch Free Squad & leaves the ring. Toom E follows, as the Botch Free Squad take their position at the top of the entry ramp. * Announcer: Ladies & gentlemen, this is our opening contest. It is the Blue Bath Match. Making his way to the ring, representing the EWT, the master of the Blue Bath, mprox blurred version. His opponent, representing the WCF, Na$$$ure Boy. * The camera shows backstage at Na$$$ure Boy�s locker room, where there�s a knock on the door & no answer. Toom E notices that Na$$$ure Boy is not present, as he did not accept the offer of Toom. So Toom approaches curtrok�s locker room & informs him that he�s got 2 matches now tonight. Curtrok shoves Toom E aside: * Curtrok: I�ll see you later then. * Curtrok makes his way to the ring, as mp is hopping back & forth. Mp pounces on curtrok as he enters the ring with punches. Curtrok is able to counter & take the advantage. He throws mp out over the top rope & dives at him with a suicide dive. Mp grabs curtrok & throws him into the ring steps. Mp runs at curtrok, who is able to trip up mp & send him flying face first into the ring steps. Curtrok then follows up by throwing mp into the German Announce Table. Curtrok tosses mp onto the German Announce Table & climbs up onto the table himself. He grabs mp from behind & hits him with a German Suplex off the German Announce Table & through the Zimbabwe Announce table, breaking the table & sending the Zimbabwe commentators running for cover. Curtrok then grabs the Blue Bath Bucket, & just as he�s about to pour it over mp, mp counters with a clothesline. Mp then tosses curtrok back into the ring, where he climbs to the top rope. Mp dives off the top rope with an elbow drop & misses, dislocating his elbow. Curtrok rolls out of the ring, grabs the bucket, & climbs back into the ring. He goes to pour the contents onto mprox, who rolls out of the way. Mp rolls back out of the ring, barely missing the contents of the bucket. Mp holds his elbow in pain, as curtrok goes for another suicide dive, only to miss & go face first into the ring barrier. Mp starts kicking at curtrok, as the fans go crazy. mp reaches into the ring & grabs the empty bucket, smacking it over the head of curtrok, busting him open. Just then, Da Crapper runs out from the back, & grabs mprox. He hits mprox with a kick to the stomach & follows up with DDT. Curtrok grabs another bucket of blue & pours the contents over mprox�s head, winning the bout. * Announcer: Ladies & gentlemen, this is our next contest scheduled� * Suddenly, Na$$$ure Boy�s music hits, as he walks out with his new Luchadore friend. (OOC: Sorry, forgot the name) Na$$$ure Boy grabs the mic. * NB: Woooo!!! Free at last, free at last. Thank ME almighty; I�m free at last. Woooo!!! And I believe I have a Blue Bath Match. Where�s the ref? Where�s the ref? * Na$$$ure Boy strips down to his boxers & drops elbows onto the ring until a ref comes down to convince him to leave the crowd. Na$$$ure Boy starts strutting & dancing. * Ref: Um, you need to leave the ring Mr. Na$$$ure Boy. NB: Do you know who I am? Wooo!! Do you know who I am???? I�m Splash Mountain!! I�m the Runaway Train!!! I�m Thunder Mountain!!! I�m Freefall!!! I�m the Haunted House!!! I�m the candy stealing, womanizing, pinfall counting, no good, dirty sob, Space Mountain riding, subway token stealing Na$$$ure Boy. Woooo!!! Ref: I know sir. Didn�t you hear me say your name? NB: Don�t talk back to me if you know what�s good for you!!! Woooo!!! Toom E dangerously put me in a match against this man, so ring the bell, ring the bell, ring the bell!!! Woooo!!! * The ref obliges since Na$$$ure Boy is right & rings the bell for the start of the match. Na$$$ure Boy walks outside the ring, grabs another Blue Bath Bucket, & pours it over mprox to win the match. Dr. Leslie then walks down to the ring with a few guys in a white coat. * Dr. Leslie: Na$$$ure Boy, I don�t think you�re ready. Straitjacket him, please. * Na$$$ure Boy is escorted away by the men in the white coats. * NB: WoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO!!!! * Toom E makes his way to the ring & grabs the mic * Toom: Get his washed up ass out of here. He may have won fair & square I guess, but let�s get him out of here. He hasn�t agreed to my turns. And curtrok, don�t get comfortable in the back, because your night is not over yet. Now, if the EWT tag team champions will please come to the ring, HBH & gasoline. It�s time for your match. * Both men come down, looking as cocky as ever. * Toom: Boys, I think it�s time for your mystery opponents. I give you 2 of wrestling�s living legends. The first one is a true American & the second one is a true New Yorker. Folks, I give you Mr. Bob Backlund & the Brooklyn Brawler. * Both men jumps in the ring as the bell rings. HBH takes care of the Brawler as Gasoline hits Backlund with a kick, powerbomb, & a 3-count. * Toom: Damn it. I need better legends. * Toom leaves the ring to prepare for his match, as the ring is prepared for the next match up. * Announcer: This is our next contest in the Inter-Thread Pay Per View. It is scheduled for one fall, as 2 former teammates, roommates, & classmates decide to end it all tonight. Making his way to the ring, representing the nBo�A-Bomb. His opponent representing the EWT, DSR. * A-Bomb & DSR both lock up as A-Bomb hits DSR with a knee to the midsection followed by a hiptoss. A-Bomb followed up with a knee drop to the throat. A-Bomb hoisted DSR up by the hair, only to be met with a low blow. DSR then threw A-Bomb into the ropes & hit him with a high knee. DSR ran to the ropes & hit a Lionsault, only to be met with knees to the gut. A-Bomb follows up by rolling out of the ring & grabbing a chair. A-Bomb climbed back in the ring, hitting DSR upside the head with a chair. A-Bomb then motioned towards the back, as Fettster came out. Fettster joined A-Bomb in the ring, which brought Toom E out to aid DSR. A-Bomb & fettster started double teaming Toom, as DSR used the ropes to get to his feet. DSR started pounding on Fettster with the chair, as Toom E mounted a comeback on A-Bomb. DSR & Toom E were able to work together & clear the ring. DSR & Toom E met in the middle of the ring as Toom asked for the microphone. * Toom: You know what? I feel like being brave & wrestling twice tonight. What do you say to a tag team match DSR? DSR: That sounds good to me Toom. Let�s go for it! * Just then, DSR turns to Toom E & hits him with the chair, knocking him down DSR: Only, we spoke with Double D & the tag teams are you & fettster versus A-Bomb & me. * Fettster looks at A-Bomb, as A-Bomb hits him with a low blow. DSR starts pounding Toom E with the chair. DSR lays the chair on Toom E, climbs the top rope, & hits a 5 Star Frog Splash on Toom. DSR rolls around in pain, as he quickly jumps on Toom E for the 3-count. * * Toom E lies out in the ring as Double D walks out. * DD: Welcome home son. And Toom E, you�ve been somewhat of a thorn in my side. And remember, you�re not the only one who can call the shots around here. Did you forget who signs your paycheck? The man who has decided that your match against curtrok is�.NOW!!! * Curtrok hits the ring for the Strict Rules Match. Curtrok climbs the top rope as the ref issues a count. Curtrok hits a Shooting Star Press as the ref hits the 4-count. Curtrok lifts up Toom & throws him into a corner & follows up with a clothesline. Curtrok starts chopping in the corner as the ref issues another count. Curtrok obliges the ref, as he tosses Toom into the opposite corner & runs in. Toom is able to dodge out of the way & counter with chops of his own until a 4-count. Toom grabs curtrok & hits him with a bodyslam followed by an elbow drop. Toom climbs the top rope to go for a bodysplash, only to miss as curtrok rolled out of the way. Curtrok gets to his feet, as he picks Toom up & hits him with a Triple German Suplex. Curtrok goes for a pin attempt, only to have Toom kick out. Curtrok throws Toom into the ropes but misses a clothesline as Toom bounces off the ropes & hits a high cross bodyblock. Toom gets a 2-count on curtrok, as he kicks out. Toom grabs curtrok & throws him out of the ring. Toom follows up, but realizes that was a bad move since he made the match. Toom grabs curtrok & tosses him back in the ring. Toom climbs back in, as curtrok hits him with an elbow drop. Curtrok grabs Toom & throws him outside the ring this time. Curtrok dives out of the ring via suicide dive. Curtrok grabs Toom & is about to throw him into the ring steps, as the ref warns him not to or he�s fired. Curtrok throws Toom back into the ring to save his job. Curtrok follows him into the ring, as he hits him with a spear. Toom rolls around in pain as the match hits the 25-minute mark. Curtrok picks up Toom, as Toom takes him by surprise with a small package. Curtrok escapes at a 2-count. Curtrok reverses the move & Toom escapes at the 2-count. The match hits the 30-minute mark, as Toom gains an advantage. Toom hits curtrok with a Lariat. Toom climbs the top rope, where he hits a Shooting Star Press by the 4-count. The crowd is behind Toom�s sudden comeback after the beating he took prior. Toom starts psyching himself up, as he tosses curtrok into the corner & hits him with a spear of his own. Curtrok starts staggering around, as Toom hits another spear. Toom throws curtrok into the corner, where Toom climbs the ropes, grabs curtrok�s head, & hits a spinning ddt off the top rope. Toom goes for a cover, as he gets the 1-2-3 & wins the match at the 40-minute mark. Toom grabs the mic afterwards. * Toom: You may sign my paycheck Double D, but your plan seems to have backfired. This is far from over�boss. * Toom leaves the ring, as the announcer enters for the next match. * Announcer: This next contest is scheduled for 1 fall with pinfalls counting anywhere by order of Double D. Making his way to the ring, Da Crapper. His opponent is the EWT TV Thread Champion, pyschoapeguy. * Pyschoape hits the ring, where he starts pounding on DC. Dc starts no-selling every punch. Pyschoape looks confused as this is going on. DC then hits pyschoape with a thumb to the eye & botches a clothesline. Just then, Toom runs out. * Toom: Botch Free Squad, stop him from doing that NOW!!! * The Botch Free Squad starts heading towards the ring when mprox runs out arm in s ling & baseball bat in hand. * Mprox: Screw those guys boss, let me get him. Toom: Botch Free Squad, back off. Go for it soldier. * Mprox hits the ring as DC starts jumping on mprox�s back, when pyschoape comes from behind with the baseball bat & starts beating DC with the bat. Mprox & pyschoape double team DC, busting him open drastically. After about 5 minutes of a beatdown, pyschoape gets a pinfall. When mprox offers his hand in friendship, pyschoape walks to the corner, sits down, & just starts rocking until he decides to leave the ring. * Announcer: Ladies & gentlemen, this is our main event. It is the Chain match for the EWT & WCF Championship. * Just then, Double D exits the back. * DD: Hold on here, wait a sec. There is no way in HELL that dorzia is getting a shot at the EWT Championship. It�s not in the initial contract that was signed, & it�s not going to happen. As the owner, I have the power to veto Toom�s condition since it was not done in writing. You may proceed now, just get both men out here & link the chains. By the way, you are looking at tonight�s guest referee. * Double D walks to the ring, taking his jacket off to reveal a referee�s shirt. HitmanMark & dorzia make their way to the ring & get latched up. Double D calls for the bell, as both lock up. HitmanMark & dorzia lock up & dorzia hits a low blow with the knee. Dorzia then wraps the chain around his fist & punches Hitman in the face. This causes Hitman to bleed. Hitman decides to counter with a low blow of his own followed by a throw into the ropes & clothesline. Both men start brawling, as Hitman tosses dorzia outside the ring. Hitman follows outside, as does Double D. Dorzia throws Hitman into the South African Announce Table & hits him with another clothesline, laying him out on the table. Dorzia climbs on top to set up for a Pedigree as Hitman gets the strength to hit dorzia with a Back Bodydrop onto the Cuban Announce Table, smashing it. Hitman wraps the chain around his elbow & follows up with an elbowdrop. Dorzia withers around in pain, as Hitman starts whipping him with the chain. Hitman goes for a cover, as Double D decides to try for a fast 3-count. Dorzia is able to kick out at 2. Hitman lifts dorzia up & throws him into another announce table, this time the Italian Announce Table. The Italy announcers scatter in fear, as Hitman runs with a clothesline & dorzia is able to duck. Hitman hits the Italian announce table, as dorzia hits him with the chain. Dorzia starts dragging Hitman towards the entry way, as the 2 start brawling up the entry ramp. Both men make it to the top of the ramp, as dorzia grabs Hitman & flings him off the ramp onto solid ground. Dorzia then shocks everybody & follows up with a corkscrew moonsault, only to miss & also hit solid ground as Hitman rolls out of the way. At this point, the match has hit the 30-minute mark. Both men roll around in pain, as Double D yells for them both to get up. Both men are able to get up & make their way back to the ring. While in the ring, Double D decides to bring a chair into play, as dorzia & Hitman are both punching at each other. Double D sneaks up & takes a swing with the chair behind dorzia�s back. Dorzia ducks just in time as Hitman is hit square in the face by the chair. This causes Hitman to go down, as dorzia decides to take the advantage & cover Hitman. Double D hesitates, as dorzia is yelling at him. Double D slowly drops to a knee, & issues a very slow 3-count, & calls for the bell to ring as the match is awarded to dorzia. Dorzia rolls out of the ring, victorious, & gives the Middle Finger Salute as Double D looks frustrated in the middle of the ring & we fade to black. * ************************************
HitmanMark Posts: 550 (7/25/04 8:37 pm)	Re: InconVenience <Dorzia rolls out of the ring, and goes up the ramp, all the while giving the One-Finger Salute to Double D. Enraged, DDD continues screaming at him> <Behind him, HMark staggers to his feet, only to see Double D still holding the chair.> <In a flash, DDD turns around, and steps back, as HMark looks at him with pure hatred; the EWT Champ grabs the chair...> Joey Styles (the only guy left with an announce table): He's...throwing Double D the chair? NO! OH MY GOD! VAN DAMINATOR TO DOUBLE D FROM THE CHAMP! But where's he going now? <The crowd, thrilled to see both Dorz and HMark retain, and to see Double D laid out, marks out as HMark runs to the back> <Meanwhile, in the "Executive Dressing Room" > DSR: (holding shot glass, singing a send-up of Bischoff's theme song) I'M BA-ACK! I'M BETTER THAN EVER! A-Bomb: DAMN STRAIGHT! <sprays champagne all over the place> OUTLAWZ ARE BACK, BIATCH! DSR: And the first thing we're gonna- HMark: <off camera> YOU SON OF A B@#$%!!! <HMark leaps into the frame, tackling DSR to the ground, and begins throwing punches wildly> HMark: YOU LIAR! YOU BACKSTABBING S.O.B.!!! <DSR begins to fight back, and A-Bomb goes to power HMark off his partner when...> Fettster: <nails A-Bomb with a stiff clothesline to the back of the head> Looks like you're forgetting something, boys! Dorzia: <from off-camera> AW HELL YEAH! <Soon enough, all five men are brutalizing each other all throughout the backstage area, drawing numerous others into the fray, including Na$$$, who's straight jacket has miraculously come loose> Na$$$: WOOOO! TIME FOR, WOOOO! YOU TO RIDE, WOOOO! SPLASH MOUNTAIN, BOY! <knife chop to A-Bomb> <Na$$$ is cut short as mprox makes his way to the brawl, Blue Batheing the Lunatic Legend in Refined Retribution.> <Scott AlchoHall suddenly appears...well, not really. The camera just catches him in the frame, blantantly drinking a bottle of whiskey with a hooker...but that's neither here nor there> <Absolute anarchy has broken loose as this special extended edition of InconVenience comes to an end>
HitmanMark Posts: 557 (7/26/04 12:21 pm)	Times are a changin' <OOC: Looks like I'm leaving for another few days...but I'll be back by Friday. Also, BUMP!> BiC: <The day after InconVenience, the EWT Champ stands before today's crowd with a mic in hand> So, you guys like the Post Per View last night? <some pops> Pretty good, right? <more pops> Well, you're WRONG! Last night SUCKED! Last night, the EWT was used, abused, and swerved by the WCF more times than I care to count. While Double D might have major issues with Dorzia, it's clear he still has something against us... ...but I'll get to Double D later. Right now, there's a certain matter I'd like to address...some of you might noticed the actions of a certain former EWT superstar and champion. Some of you might have seen last night a small, lying, thieving, backstabbing, petty excuse for a man! I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU, DSR! Somehow, I always knew this would happen. From the moment you stepped foot in this company, part of me knew that you'd turn your back on it. Part of me knew it. But I chose to ignore that. I chose to ignore that you were "nBo 4 Life". I chose to give you the benefit of the doubt! Time and again you proved yourself in the ring, this arena, and against me! And now, once again, it's all been thrown away. But, this time, I'm not sad. I'm not sorry that you're back in Double D's shadow. I'm just angry as hell. And when I'm angry, I act on it. Now, Double D...you, old friend, cost ME my chance at immortality. Whether you meant to or not, I don't care. The fact is, you did. And I'd give anything right now to show you how much I appreciate that...but I know that's not gonna happen; the boss isn't about to lace up the boots again. But that doesn't mean I don't want retribution. I'm issuing a challenge right here. Since I can't destroy Double D himself...I'll have to annihilate the one's closest to him: The New Page Outlawz. Toom, if you're listening, my plea is simple. Give me the matches. Two matches. One with A-Bomb, one more with DSR. And, since you like to think of me as the "King of the Gimmick Matches", I'll even humor that thought. All I ask is this: me and A-Bomb...Hell in a Cell. Me and DSR...60-Minute Iron Man Submission Match. You remember how that went the last time we did it, right? I don't care if I have to face them a week apart, a day apart, a night apart, hell, back-to-back! Just make it happen. I don't care if I have to defend the EWT Title to do it. That's a small price to pay for this chance. Oh yeah, and before I leave...Dorzia...good match. Looks like you can handle yourself in there, even with some Jack in your system. All I can say is, when you get the chance...say hello to Double D for me...say hello to him from BOTH of us. <The PA system starts again...who could this be> Joey Styles: Waitaminute...oh my God, he's back! It's the Fettster, and he's confronting HMark! Fettster: Moving speech, HMark, really. But I've got one problem with it. See, you weren't the only one crossed by the Outlawz last night. Nah, see, you weren't hit in the crotch by them, either. So, clearly, I have my own issues with those two punk-asses. And, frankly, much as I might not like you, we seem to have a common cause here. HMark: What are you driving at? A tag match? Fett: I don't know about that; I'll leave that to the higher ups. But those two matches you want...no way in hell am I letting you hog all the glory here. I want AT LEAST one of those bastards in the ring for myself! HMark: You want one of thse matches? Fine, we'll see what Toom says...but if it comes down to a choice, remember, DSR is mine. Fett: Hey, that's fine, kiddo. Frankly, A-Bomb's the one I want levelled, too. Not only did he turn his back on me, but he kicked me out of nBo Corporate, AND he hit me in the family jewels! How was I supposed to keep my three wives happy last night?! HOW?! HOW, I ASK YOU?!? Edited by: HitmanMark at: 7/26/04 12:42 pm
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 635 (7/26/04 2:05 pm)	Re: InconVenience <ooc - damn you, you sob's - you didn't book me for the PPV - there's going to be hell to pay - I'm going to start posting pictures of Ron Jeremy naked - then you'll be sorry>
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1335 (7/26/04 2:22 pm)	-- OOC- don't lookit me.. I was in a friggin asylum! is this better? IC-WOOO! Back at last n it occurs to me with all the faction jumpin and backstabbing lately maybe it's time for this fed to evolve.. to the best thing going today. WOO! that's right I'm talking bout Slimilution! with of course the post rambling, brain scrambling phrase spouting, squash bouting Na$$$ure Boy, the second generation rising star young curtok, my new pal, the mysterious yet oddly familiar los ochos seis and a possible fourth member if he accepts the franchise bollywood himself.. Spike! WOOOOOO!
toomiguci Member Posts: 1016 (7/26/04 4:34 pm)	Re: InconVenience OOC: Quote:* I'm going to start posting pictures of Ron Jeremy naked Oh, come on. This is a forum of guys. Unfortunatly, we have all seen Ron Jeremy naked. Afterall, he ALWAYS gets at least action once in each of his films that he directs.* Back in Character Hitman, you want your wish, you got your wish. Last night, Double D, as well as DSR, screwed me. And for that, they all will pay. One by one. Even if I have to wrestle some more. Afterall, I was successful last night. curtrok learned a lesson, as will the Outlawz. And Double D, boss or no boss, your day will come. And on that day, I will gain my revenge for that crap you pulled last night. ************************************
psychoapeguy Member Posts: 539 (7/26/04 4:38 pm)	why?!?! the camera fades in with the ape sitting in a dark ally, all alone, mumbling to himself. ...mprox....i appreciate your help the other night....really i do....but you need to understand.....i only shake the hand of one man......toom e.......he's the one guy who seems to have been there for me......for all i know, you're just like all the others.....you just want to use me.....you want to be my friend based on my looks!...not my personality!!....how shallow can you get?!?! .....ape starts to punch himself in the skull and rocks back and forth....i'm calm....i'm okay....if toom e. likes you.....if toom e. gives me the nod.....then i'll shake your hand.......until then..........until then, stay away from me.........i will not get hurt again........i will not! will not! will not! ape starts to punch himself repeatedly again...suddenly a skateboard rolls by with the cheese on it. the skateboard stops near the ape. upon noticing the cheese, the ape suddenly transforms into a completely different person...switching from dark and demented...to goofy and cheerful. you've been there for me, too cheese......hehe you've been there for me, too....and think about it! you're managing the world's television thread champion...the only world's television thread champion that there has ever been!! i've beaten the best in the league!...there's that one guy....and that other guy....i mean the list goes on and on!.....hehe our brotherly love will keep me as champ until the day i die....isn't that right, cheese? ape looks at the chunk of cheese as it sits on the skateboard i love you, cheese....it's great to have my brother as my manager!....life can't get any better!! hooray! the camera fades out as the ape stands up, picks up the cheese and skips out of view while whisteling the full house theme...
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 2994 (7/26/04 4:40 pm)	Re: -- Now, now, Toom. Let's keep it friendly. You wouldn't want all of your precious EWT workers to be out of a place to work, would you? We all know that with their low post count all they would become in the WCF thread would be jobbers. Before you make any threats, I suggest you remember all the people that depend on you. And remember who is the Boss. I don't need to explain nothing to you, but I will. Last night was not personal. It was only business. Surely, you, of all people, understand. Right.... partner?
psychoapeguy Member Posts: 543 (7/26/04 5:00 pm)	Re: why?!?! psychoapeguy, with cheese in hand, walks up to double d after hearing double d's comments double d....you don't seem very friendly....why do you mock uncle toom e.? i remember...when i was a kid, i didn't have parents, but my imaginary dad would beat the tar out of me if i took the same tone to him that you did to uncle toom e. uncle toom e. must feel mighty bad right now...i'm gonna go and fix him some hot chocolate or something....you should be ashamed, double d....toom e.'s feelings might be hurt...shame on you..... psychoapeguy turns his back to double d and begins to walk away... THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND...
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 645 (7/26/04 9:55 pm)	Re: -- Boys Night Out's "A Torrid Love Affair" hits, as DSR comes out to the ring. The fans don't know how to react. DSR is wearing a black business suit with a tie that has "DSR" printed all over it. DSR: "Hhahahahaahahahahaahah! The prodigal son has finally returned. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, at long last I'm back at the right hand of the Father! That's right, I'm talking about Daddy Dearest Dudley!" The Crowd: "You sold out! You sold out!" DSR: "Hey, hey now! Don't be givin' me all this flack! I may have rejoined the family that I wrongfully shunned for so many posts, but I...guaranTEE you...you can still expect the same, FIVE STAR, hardway, ref bump in the last five minutes, PPV of the decade, quality matches that I have given you during my tenure here in the EWT! Speaking of 5 star matches-" The Crowd: "HMark! HMark! HMark!" DSR: "Ah yes, your beloved hero, The Hitman Mark. I don't know what your problem is, HMark. I honestly don't. I told everyone that I had finally found the place where I belong. You, and all these fine* people, just assumed that I meant the EWT. Oh, I found where I belong, alright...and where I belong is alongside my father, Double D, and my brother, Adam Bomb!" The Crowd boos quite loudly. DSR: "Oh, don't give me that. You people all know that Double D, Adam Bomb, and myself are committed to giving you the fine quality programming you deserve. And, HitmanMark, you better watch what you say to me. My dad writes your* paychecks. That's right, you act all high and mighty, well anyone who has true integrity would have left for a new indepent thread, like CZT or something. But no, you're still here, happily taking paychecks from my father... (long pause) HitmanMark, you want a match with me, you want a match with ABomb, you want this, you want that, "waah sob wah wah"...HitmanMark, you want an Iron Man submission match with me? You betta stand in line, cause I got other business to attend to. Which brings me to Fettster! (long pause) Fettster, you talk about low blows? "How was I supposed to please my wives last night?" Well, I can't speak for those 2 whores, but Daffney was taken good care of last night, pal! You can rest assured, she was leaving my hotel room satisfied! HitmanMark, Fettster, you play 'Paper Rock Scissors', you play 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey', you play 'Candyland' for all I care. Do whatever you gotta do to decide who I beat the hell out of FIRST! It doesn't matter to me, I'm taking you both out, as well as anyone else who thinks they can touch the Corporate Team...ONE...AT...A...TIME!" *DSR waves to the crowd, as he walks back to his luxury limousine, and rides out of the building. Killswitch Engage owns you.
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 639 (7/27/04 12:48 am)	I dunno $lim, we've been runnin' buddies a damn long time - we've been on the same page since there WAS a page. But Toomi gave me a chance - he offered me the lightweight title, and... wait a minute! I'm no lightweight! Do you think some blown up old poster like me can realistically trim down to that kind of weight? I'd be sat in front of the fire every night, wrapped in blankets, sweating it out. And there's no way I'm doing that - sounds like an effort. Toomi, you screwed me! I had a perfectly good shoeshine stand, and now, all I have is DoubleD's bowling shoes. $lim, I'm with you - I see opportunities for stylin' and profilin' - I don't care if I have to be the Botchtista of the group. If I stay with Toom any longer, I'll be wrestling for the TV title in dark matches, and with a paradox like that, the universe might just end.
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 593 (7/27/04 6:26 am) ezSupporter	Re: -- Los Ocho Seises: It's grande estar fuera de ese 1 hotel de la estrella. El alimento era horrible, las drogas eran cojas, y las mujeres eran feas. Pero resolv� la leyenda viva conocida como Na$$$ure. �l hizo que realiza que ninguna materia el truco, nosotros tiene que guardar el ir porque it's el partido despu�s de las salas que importan. Slimilution o es �l $limilution, est� parado como esto: El muchacho vivo de la leyenda Na$$$ure, el martillo cincelador azul Curtrok, el asesino de la segunda generaci�n de Legend/Giant en m�, y el Botchtista mismo, el punto de oro. $limilution es un misterio!! Now for my non-Spanish speaking friends It's great to be out of that 1 star hotel. The food was horrible, the drugs were lame, and the women were ugly. But I met the living legend known as Na$$$ure. He made me realize that no matter the gimmick, we have to keep going because it's the party after wards that matter. Slimilution or is it $limilution, stands like this: The Living Legend Na$$$ure Boy, the Second Generation Blue Chipper Curtrok, the Legend/Giant Killer in me, and the Botchtista himself, The Golden Spike. $limilution is a mystery!! My nBo page.
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 647 (7/27/04 6:46 am)	Silence <Bollywood stands in the corner, glad to be able to horn in on the promo-ing skills of his $limulution partners, whilst at the same time knowing that he is a bona-fide hoss, and has restaurant-quality botching skills that will stand him in good stead with the squashing and all that>
toomiguci Member Posts: 1023 (7/27/04 6:55 am)	Re: I dunno Toom E Dangerously makes his way to the ring That's it. I have had enough of DSR arrogance & cockiness. Granted, it's only been 2 posts & all, but I am granted Hitmanmark his wish. This Friday, EWT returns for it's debut to prime time on NBC. This Friday, it will happen on The Maim Event. HitmanMark will take on A-Bomb in the Hell In the Cell for match #1. And the next night, also on NBC, HitmanMark will take on DSR is an Iron Man Submission Match on Saturday Night's Maim Event. Just then, Double D's music hits & he enters the ring. DD: Hold on here Toom. That has to be the worse idea ever. Do you know how much money it cost to run to special's back to back on NBC? Alot of money. And it's going to come out of your salary since it was your idea. But I am going to save your salary & change things around a little bit. Fans: You screwed Hitman, you screwed Hitman, you screwed Hitman. DD: No I haven't. I screwed his wife. All night looooooong!!! Now, since I have the Power of the Veto, both matches will be scrapped & Saturday Night's Maim Event has been CANCELLED!! Instead of that, this Wednesday on NBC will be The Maim Event. HitmanMark will still defend his championship. But it will be in an Over the Top Rope Battle Royal. As for the participants, please watch the video screen to see who will be in it: A video plays, showing the participants for Friday night's showcase: HitmanMark DSR A-Bomb Na$$$ure Boy curtrok Los Ochos Bollywood Golden Spike pyschoapeguy dorzia mprox blurred version Da Crapper Shark Boy You Gene jzbadblood Toom E Dangerously Paul London fettster Geraldo Riveria Stone Cold "Big Magnum" Scott "Last Call" Alcohall 8Syxx Camera shoots back to Double D in the ring That's right, a 20 Man Over the Tope Rope Battle Royal. So, it's time for you all to prepare. And maybe, just maybe, Hitman will get his wish & get his hands on the New Page Outlawz. OOC: Folks, start cutting massive promos now. ************************************ Edited by: toomiguci at: 7/27/04 11:25 am
Mr Blacula Member Posts: 8 (7/27/04 7:09 am)	Re: Silence Just then Mr. Blacula runs down to the ring and starts to give Toom E a resturant quality beating. Joey Styles:What the hell is he doing? Blacula hits a Corkscrew 450 on Toomi Rips off mask to reveal A-Bomb A-Bomb: Thats right it was me all along. My plan was to win the EWT TV title but since I was screwed out of the belt by a DQ I had to drop this whole angle but never the less it was still a swerve. Toomi you and your boys got a problem with me and DSR. Then me and The Vanilla Nightmare DSR will SQUASH IT.You all have no chance hell.Hahahahaha Much clown love!
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 595 (7/27/04 7:10 am) ezSupporter	Re: I dunno (This message was left blank) My nBo page. Edited by: ThePhantom86 at: 7/27/04 11:40 am
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 649 (7/27/04 7:15 am)	Is the sound off? <Spike sits in the back, watching the monitor. At the mention of Paul London, however, he becomes (silently) enraged. He doesn't like these small people, and the way they scurry. Plans are already forming for a botched powerbomb on London>
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 648 (7/27/04 7:49 am)	Re: I dunno DSR comes out to the ring. He's wearing a bright blue suit. On the back of his jacket, in big bold white letters it reads "DSR". He runs his fingers through his perfectly coifed hair. DSR: "What's this I hear about Toom E calling me cocky?!?! I'll tell you something, Toom, I may be arrogant, but you know that I can back up every damn word I say! Night in and night out I've come out and stolen the show, and for what?! I've consistently been the bringer of asses to your seats, and what do you do?!? You have me drop the strap to your lover HMark!!!! Speaking of lovers... <looks into the camera> Hey, Daffney! How you doin' baby? <Winks at the camera, and turns back to the live audience> I know what you people are thinking! You're thinking I'm nuts, trying to feud with HMark and Fettster at the same time. Well, let me tell you, I am not nuts. I just know that I'm the @#%$ best, and 19 men are gonna learn at the battle royal!!!! And if HMark lays hands on me, if Fettster lays hands on me, I won't hesitate to unload all of my excellent skills on them. Speaking of unloading on someone... <looks into the camera> I'll see you again soon, Daffney!" DSR drops the mic, Boys Night Out's "A Torrid Love Affair" hits, DSR leaves the ring. Killswitch Engage owns you.
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1340 (7/27/04 9:30 am)	battle royal promo WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! It's time! Time for stylin, profilin, and generally floppin and botchin to reign supreme! Just last week I was heavily medicated listening to some crazy @#%$ ramble on about destrucity and now it's time WOO to get the opportunity to bring the belt back home to where it rightfully belongs! That's right around the waist o' the fifty six time Net Wrestling Association champion, Splash Mountain! WOO! While some of you were messing your pants as kids, or out in h'wood making movies, I was winning world titles! It's time to prove this fed is about the same thing it's always been about, the money, the women and the gold, and no one WOO no one jack knows more about that style than the man who is on top of the very short list of best posters ever, multiple scammy award winning, best selling "to squash the man" author, the Na$$$ure Boy! WOO! Splash Mountain may be one of the oldest rides in the park, but it's still got one of the longest lines, hold on honey- you must be at least THIS tall to ride WOO! My moveset may not be as fancy shmancy as these stuntmorons, but my moves are just like novocain baby, give it time, it always works! That belt is coming home to where it's always belonged! Around the waist of the Na$$$ure Boy! It's gonna be here in the home of the best thing going today Slimilution..WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
curtrok Member Posts: 267 (7/27/04 10:02 am)	Re: I dunno Interupts promo on ramp. Curtrok: Hold on a second I think you took one to many beals of the top rope $lim. It doesn't matter If you win, Los Ochos Seis wins Bollywood wins or I win. What matters is that belt is coming home with us. Enters ring long stare down. But aftefward...I got a long line snaking around the block for splash mountain brother! $lim: Wooooooo Curtrok: I got the laddies and the $limosine and the endorsements all lined up. $lim: Woooooo! Curtrok: The movie deals the saturday night live apperances its all ready for you and Bollywood and Ochos its right in front of us, all we have to do is grab it. We got the numbers. $lim: We got the dirtiest botcher in the game woooo, we got you kid the blue chipper the tactician. Curtrok: We got the legendary squasher from way back in the day Bollywood! Don't forget Ocho Seis baby. The experience the talent the parties the main events this is where its at. And just one more thing for you guys back stage. Close up Look over your shoulders, the laddies and the parties are great, but want the money and to get the money we need the gold! The Twenty Man Battle might be trimmed down to a four man battle before all is said and done. $lim: You bet your ass wooooooo
toomiguci Member Posts: 1025 (7/27/04 10:35 am)	Re: battle royal promo Toom E walks out of the back Hold on here just a second curtrok. You honestly think you will win the battle royal? The man who I BEAT with the 1-2-3? See, Double D has screwed me, he screwed the fans, & he screwed you as well. Although, according to you curtrok, you're hooking up with the laddies. Now excuse me while I read Yahoo Dictionaries to you from education.yahoo.com/reference & it says: *Quote:* NOUN: A boy or young man; a lad. Is there something you're trying to tell us about Slimilution? You're riding in limosuines with boys or grown men? Which is it? That would explain the whole Splash Mountain thing though. And why that fella in the ring with Na$$$ure Boy has an Adam's Apple. But, rest assure, it doesn't matter what your preference is. A hole's a hole, right? Come this Wednesday, the championship is STAYING in EWT. Whether it be me, pyschoapeguy, jzbadblood, mprox blurred version, or HitmanMark manages to survive the 20 men...Double D ain't screwing the EWT out of a fighting champion. And Slimilution ain't leaving with any championships. Maybe some laddies, as you said. Just do us a favor & make sure they're of legal age so we don't have you guys being like Rob Feinstein? Don't want to damage the integrity of wrestling any more then he did. ************************************
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1345 (7/27/04 10:52 am)	--- WOOO! watch the typos curtok! WOO! Just because you're a blue chipper poster watch the ladies/laddies thing.. cuz that'd be a whole new meaning to stable.. not that there's anything wrong with that.. but still.. be that as it may you're correct there's 4 of us.. one way or another the gold is coming to Slimilution! and toomi, just to address the Double D situation- we've got no more reason to wanna see DDD with the gold in his so called nBo than anyone. he's already losing control.. between us, dorzia, HMark, and you Dubs world is crumbling all around him.. what a sham this nBo corporate is.. just him and the outlawz? Does he honestly think those guys are on his side? Think back all the way back to the Ugh thread.. WOO or should I say WHO brought DSR and ABomb into the fed and who do they have to thank for letting them in the intial nBo in the first place? or how bout Judo, whose background and legend status is second only to my own WOO! where do you think their loyalties lie, really? when its all over DDD you'll see the mistake you made "leaving" and when the smoke clears.. one thing's for sure Slimilution will be the best thing going with ALL the gold and there'll only be ONE nBo.. you'll all see, diamonds are forever, so is the Na$$$ure Boy and Slimilution- and the nBo, trust me, the nBo in its true form is 4life! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Edited by: Jackrabbit Slim at: 7/27/04 10:53 am
dorzia Posts: 819 (7/27/04 11:43 am)	..... "what's all this? $$$limolution? nbo corporate? the reunited outlawz? we are more damn dilluted than nwo circa 98. I'm sittin here with the world title. the richest prize in the threads, and I have no idea where I stand. The owner wants to fire me but can't get the strap off me, toomi can't even keep control of his own bingo hall, dsr forgets just where the hell he came from, at least $$$lim, judo and 8syxx still got it together but they barely return my calls and don't even run in on my matches anymore. As of right now I am taking my title, and going home. to the bar. double d, toomi, nbo, npo, $$$, as far as I am concerned, the battle royal this week can be for my title. I quit." *drops the mic, and the title, in the middle of the ring and walks out through the crowd.
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1348 (7/27/04 11:49 am)	-- nBo- we milk the ideas cow BOOONE DRY! n it's STILL funny!
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1349 (7/27/04 11:51 am)	-- know what else?
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1350 (7/27/04 11:52 am)	LOCKED This entire thread now belongs to Slimilution! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * deep breath* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 3002 (7/27/04 3:39 pm)	Re: -- All this belongs to me, and I refuse to have Woo'ing in my threads. THIS PLACE IS LOCKED! nBo Corporate - Mixing pleasure with business.

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