The Golden Spike

Aliases (former gimmicks): Bollywood 'Hulk' Hogan, The Spike, Jonathan Bollywood Laydownformeoryourcareeriscandido

Height: 6'5"

Weight: 285 lbs.

Alignment: Heel

Hometown: Bombay, India

Theme Music: A sitar version of Voodoo Lady by Jimi Hendrix

Finisher: The Big Elderly Leg

Other finishers used: Ax-Botcher

Managers: N/A

Wrestles In: Patented Bollywood Hogan FistHelmetThing�, Golden Pre-shredded Bolly rulz, Doodz t-shirt FUNB (F*** You, Noob Boys) leather jacket, Golden Trunks and boots

Titles won/held:

WCF Heavyweight Title

EWT Lightweight Title

Southern Hemisphere and International Title (awarded in perpetuity - The Spike will always be S.H.I.T)

Bio: Terry Bollywoodea was born into privilege as a member of the British Raj, which was a shame, as the British Empire had crumbled thirty years earlier. Finally, his family gave up and moved to the UK, where Bollywoodea moved into the ancestral Bollywoodea home. However, back taxes meant that his father was forced to either sell the house to property developers, or license the last two letters of the family name to an up and coming computer game company - the latter choice was considered to be the correct one.

Terry grew to be a tough and strong botcher (like a shooter, but sloppier and far more dangerous), on the English fairground circuit - from here, he was discovered by the WCF, and moved into their developmental Rules Valley Wrestling as a masked figure - The Uni-Bummer (described by those who saw him as 'some kinda godforsaken homosexual version of Kane, ferchristsake!'). Impressing all by getting over this ridiculous gimmick, he was moved to the main roster, and positioned as 'The Potato Chipper' - a spin on the blue chipper gimmick, except that he was both put over as a third-generation Irish superstar, and given the finisher The Potato Shot.

This gimmick was roundly condemned as 'F***ing stupid', and he was forced, through a series of arcane booking decisions, to leave town, and return as The Dirty Yellow Spike, under a mask. This gimmick slowly developed legs, and when the mask came off Spike won the right to be called 'Golden', from ageing superstar King Marley Ace. He melted down the crown to make a medallion, but realising this had been done before, converted it into the now infamous 'Golden Spike'. Wielding this, he went to look for likeminded and ambitious posters - the rest is history...