Na$$$ure Boy

Aliases (former gimmicks): Easy S BischSlim, $limtaker, BikerSlim, $$$ The Game-uh

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 225 lbs.

Alignment: Heel, though still loved by millions

Hometown: Flayre Country

Theme Music: "Liar" by Rollins Band (BischSlim), Halloween Theme ($limTaker), "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC ($$$ and Na$$Sure Boy)

Finisher: Disfigured 4

Other finishers used: Tewmbstone, Slimdigree, multiple botches

Managers:

Wrestles In: Illfitting red trunks and boots and overly elaborate robe.

Titles won/held:

WCF World Title

Faux Wrestling Association World Title (number of wins undetermined and increases by the day)

Bio: As a young poster Na$$$ as he is affectionately known rampaged thru the defunct Faux Wrestling Association winning accolades and many titles ( how many is undetermined as Flayre constantly lists more) Once the FWA shut its doors Flayre was left with nowhere to go, so he ended up as a parttime booker in the fledgeling WCF under the alias Eric BischSlim. The Bisch joined forces with two angry talentless and directionless botch monsters named Judo and DDD.. and the nBo was born.. in short order Bollywood Spike, 8Syxx, and dorzia joined the new powerhouse faction with declining workrates nonsensical storylines, endless politicking and workers who out and out embraced their personal demons. Swerving was the order of the day and ratings skyrocketed as the nBo accepted DSR and Abomb into their ranks and overcame an assault from wannabe supergroup the 4lbo consisting of Latino Meat, Hitman DX, and Hitman Mark starting what would become the enmity between Hmark and Slim. After winning Board Games to destroy the 4lbo, Bisch$lim seemed headed to retirement, but a brutal attack by Hmark coupled with an unnecessary and gratuitous bladejob said otherwise. It was then that a series of overproduced overhyped vignettes heralded the return of Slim and return he did in the form of the Slimtaker, a blatant ripoff deadman character who sold even less than before. Slimtaker was a schizo gimmick that would bring forth on occasion the Bikertaker persona without warning. Highlights of the Slimtaker era was the classic battle with the 20 Titos, being special enforcer in the 8Syxx v. 8Syxx match, his brutal win over Richard Simmons, and the now classic battles with Toomi which included the legendary Slimtaker at Al Wilson�s house storyline. After the Taker gimmick had long since stagnated briefly embraced the $$$ name teasing a swerve to join Toomi�s new fed the EWT. It was here that Slim battled Hmark again.. losing this time before revealing himself as the Na$$$ure Boy he always had been. The Na$$$ had many classic moments still to botch such as being GM, the Flayre in the Nuthouse skits, writing the controversial bestseller �To Squash The Man� beng GM and then finally beating Hmark for the WCF title in a tourney final in a classic battle. Hmark got a measure of vengeance when he defeated Slim at the Draft 2004 sending Na$$$ and his WCF title to work for EWT.. what comes next? No one can be sure of anything except the fact that thousands will WOOOO right along with him.