Aliases (former gimmicks): HitmanMark; H-Mark; The Mark; The Human Hacksaw; The Rabid Siberian Huskey Mix; The Jerseyan Crappler; Brit "Cripman" Benart; H.M. Myles
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 225 lbs.
Alignment: Face, sometimes Neutral/Tweener
Hometown: Newark, New Jersey
Theme Music: Chris Benoit's WWE theme (original WCF theme); "You Know You're Right" - Nirvana; "Helter Skelter" - The Beatles (EWT Theme); "Born of a Broken Man" - Rage Against the Machine (Hazardous Alliance theme)
Finisher: Crappler Crossface
Other finishers used: The Sharpshooter; The Myles Clash; Tornado DDT off turnbuckle
Managers: N/A
Wrestles In: Wears long, relatively baggy wind pants or closer-cut dark blue jeans, along with a cheap pair of sneakers, and completely random shirts (sleeveless, t-shirts, and long sleeves, varying); sometimes have the logos of rock bands, various New York/New Jersey sports teams and places, or his own shirt made by the company that says "Mindless Aggression" on one side, and "CRAPPLER" on the other. Also sports elbow pads and wrist tape, as well as hidden knee pads.
Titles won/held:
WCF Internental Championship (1)
WCF World Championship (1)
EWT World Heavyweight Championship (2)
Bio: Born in the suburbs of Newark, New Jersey, young Brit Benart knew from a young age that his dream was to become a world champion in
professional wrestling.
As a young man, Brit began training in his family's basement, in his father's now-famous/infamous Dungeon of Doom. What Brit did not realize at that age was that his father was a musician, and not, in fact, a wrestler. Ergo, his father couldn't teach him anything.
Undeterred, Brit continued training in the Dungeon anyway, spending long hours attempting to learn from his heroes, specifically The Plastique Explosives Kid, and other posters who excelled in the difficult hybrid style that combined tech and mat wrestling with high risk movesets.
When he was old enough, Brit entered his father's wrestling company as a young up-and-comer. Once again, since his father was never, and will never be a wrestler, Brit actually just fought people on the streets, thinking he was in a wrestling company. Although his family dissaproved, and although the numerous nights in prison for assault were tough, Brit pressed on, determined to become the best. He went on to join actual wrestling companies eventually, including stints in regions across America, as well as time spent in Japan and Mexico, where he learned how to survive on a weekly salary of a tin can and some buttons from the great Japanese technicians and the Mexican Luchadores. It was also in Japan that Brit accidentally broke the neck of one of his fellow posters, a young man named respectmeordye, thus earning him the nickname he would bear for years to come: The Jerseyan Crappler.
Brit eventually broke into RD Reynold's WrestleCrap Federation as the "Cripman", and was considered by many within the company to be a can't-miss young prospect. Many fans took note of his technical and high flying skills, as well as his aggressive style. It seemed like he was on the fast-track to stardom, when a sudden shock turned the posting world upside down: it was the "Ugh" Thread, which signalled the arrival of the New Board Order, or "nBo".
Headlined by such aging stars as The InSiders (current WCF owner Double D Dudley and "The Bad Guy" Stoned Cold "Big Magnum" Last Call Scott AlcoHall), Dorzia, Bollywood Bulk Spigan, 8Syxx-Pacc, and Easy $, the nBo, by making use of their guaranteed contracts and creative control powers therin, used their powers to push themselves to the top of the company, often at the expense of younger, more promising talent. The nBo soon became infamous around professional posting for no-selling other's offense, as well as for botching moves, burying more talented workers, and showing up to shows drunk, with hookers, hungover, high, or all of the above.
Some of that young talent, feeling that they would go nowhere as they were, decided to join the nBo. Among these were Dancing Stevie Richards, now known simply as DSR, and his comrade, Adam Bomb, the Ghetto Nightmare.
However, through it all, Brit, now HitmanMark, or "HMark" for short, remained steadfast. He continued to put on good midcard matches, and, as his last act in power at WCF, RD Reynolds gave HMark a chance with the WCF Internental Championship, and a chance to feud with the nBo.
This feud led to memorable moments such as the Board Games (the event that nearly destroyed posting as we know it...at least on EZ-Board), the Man-Tree-All screwjob, and, memorably, HMark's evetual triumph over longtime rival Double D for the WCF World Title.
Eventually, feeling fed-up by losing enormous amounts of camera and match time to the nBo, HMark jumped ship to the young Extreme Wrestlecrap Thread (EWT), owned and founded by Toom E. Dangerously. It was here that HMark and many others got their chances to shine in actual matches, showing the world their true talent, and even defeating the WCF in the ratings for a time. It was also here that HMark twice won the Heavyweight Title, and put on many five-star matches with DSR; the feud between the two is considered by many smarks to be one of the best since Tatanka/Ludvig Borga.