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curtrok Member Posts: 268 (7/27/04 1:18 pm)	EWT $lim stylin We're taking over!
toomiguci Member Posts: 1029 (7/27/04 2:04 pm)	Re: EWT $lim stylin Whoa, whoa, whoa...you forgot who's in charge around here. And that's ME!!! Oh yeah, & that other guy too. The fella who signs our paychecks. But I AM THE GENERAL MANAGER!! And I can get an ego trip so bad that I can send you to a new thread with dinner. ************************************
curtrok Member Posts: 271 (7/27/04 3:24 pm)	Re: EWT $lim stylin You fat windbag what are you gonna do send your whole roster away? Its bare bones as is! You can't fire me you can't send $limuliation packing to a new thread. All you can do is try to hold on to whatever dignity you have left and hope you don't get $$$$$limulated.
mprox666 Member Posts: 137 (7/27/04 5:04 pm)	Re: EWT $lim stylin OOC: i can see me getting lost now, so used to looking for the take that thread, i am blonde (why should only women use that for an excuse i can be as dumb as anyone.) oh well
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1358 (7/27/04 5:09 pm)	-- actually I was thinking we should consolidate everything under the WCF/NBO thread as we continue locking stuff just to make it easier if that's agreeable with all concerned.. good lord from a goofy joke me DDD Judo started till dorzia 8syxx spike n the others joined to form the psuedo faction to some 30 or so participants and over 2000 posts later.. boggles the mind.
EasyCompany17 Moderator Posts: 2966 (7/27/04 5:13 pm) ezSupporter	Re: --
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1360 (7/27/04 5:21 pm)	re well put.
curtrok Member Posts: 272 (7/27/04 6:27 pm)	Re: re OOC: I know the idea was to consolidate into one thread but we locked this thread in like two or three weeks if we have both WCF EWT NBO $limilution Outlawz nitraw on one show we would lock threads every day. But I don't care.
toomiguci Member Posts: 1032 (7/28/04 4:43 am)	Re: EWT $lim stylin ooc: Continue promos for tonight's battle royal in this thread. For tonight, HitmanMark defends his championship against 18 of you since dorzia quit. Or could it be 19? Tune in & find out **************** Vote for ANT @ http://sp.interpolls.com/votenbc.html# ****************
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 598 (7/28/04 5:11 am) ezSupporter	Re: EWT $lim stylin Breaking News: This statement was just released by 8Syxx. I was informed that I was entered into the EWT Battle Royal. Let me make this clear to everyone, I will not be there as I am no longer apart of either the WCF or nBo or even the EWT for that matter. I know my fans wanted to see me wrestle one last time but I'm liking my time away from wrestling. I hope that everyone can respect my wishes. Thank You! My nBo page.
curtrok Member Posts: 273 (7/28/04 2:26 pm)	Re: EWT $lim stylin No one is cutting promo's you know why? Because everyone is at home. Praying, please don't let Curtrok hurt me in the battle royal. Big guy upstairs please don't let Bollywood botch a leg drop on me, please don't let the biggest and baddest faction in the thread mangle me. Let it be Paul London. I'm willing to bet that half the guys won't show up and the other half will throw themselves over the top rope. It's just a matter of which one of us four is going to be champ.
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 599 (7/28/04 8:46 pm) ezSupporter	Re: EWT $lim stylin Los Ocho Seises: Esta noche, Slimilution asume el control el EWT. �l materia de don't que de nosotros triunfos porque el resto de usted los chicos ser� perdedores. Aunque Slimilution es como una familia, si viene abajo a nosotros cuatro, lucha de we'll como mang de los enemigos. Now for my english speaking friends Tonight, Slimilution takes over the EWT. It don't matter which of us wins because the rest of you chicos will be losers. Even though Slimilution is like a family, if it comes down to us four, we'll fight like enemies mang. My nBo page.
toomiguci Member Posts: 1035 (7/28/04 9:18 pm)	Over the Top Rope Battle Royal Double D makes his way to the ring on a very special edition of Velocity Heat Impact EXTREME This is the moment you have waited for folks. Tonight, in this very ring, 17 men are going to beat on HitmanMark senseless & 1 of them will walk out the champion. Originally it was to have been 19 men against HitmanMark for the EWT Thread Championship but it seems Mr. dorzia has decided to quit. Such a shame that he couldn't take the pain anymore. As for 8Syxx, who give's a rat's ass about him. I think now it's time for you to witness what you want, if you will. Announcer: Ladies & gentlemen, this is the Over the Top Rope Battle Royal. Both feet must touch the ground in order for elimination. If HitmanMark wins, he retains the EWT Thread Heavyweight Championship. And if he's eliminated, it's anybody's game. And now the participants: Representing nBo Corporate & the New Page Outlawz, former EWT Champion DSR Representing Slimilution, straight out of the mental hospital & NY Times Best Seller, Na$$$ure Boy Representing nBo Corporate & the New Page Outlawz, A-Bomb Representing Slimilution, the Blue Chipper, curtrok Representing Slimilution, the Luchadore madman, Los Ochos Representing Slimilution, Bollywood Golden Spike Representing the EWT & bNo, mprox blurred version Representing the EWT, Da Crapper Representing the EWT, Shark Boy Representing the WCF, self proclaimed former WCF Champion You Gene Representing the EWT, making his return to the ring from a crushed larinyx, jzbadblood Representing the EWT, the founder & General Manager of the EWT thread, Toom E Dangerously Representing the EWT, the EWT Thread TV Champion, pyschoapeguy Representing the independent circuit, Paul London Representing, um, I have no clue who this guy's with now, but anyways here's fettster Representing the nBo & FOX News, Geradlo Riveria Representing the nBo & alcoholics everywhere, Stone Cold "Big Magnum" Scott "Last Call" Alcohall And last but not least, the EWT Thread Heavyweight Champion, the Master of the Gimmic Matches, HitmanMark Dingdingding The match starts off as everybody goes after HitmanMark. mprox, pyschoape, & jazbadblood come to his aid as they start punching their way through the mob. Finally, the mob is divied at all 4 corners of the ring, with nBo on one side, nBo Corporate on another, EWT wrestlers in the third corner, & Slimilution in the 4th corner. Meanwhile, Paul London, fettster, & You gene are alone in the center of the ring. Bollywood Golden Spike goes after Paul London with pure hatred for his high flying action. Both men start fighting close to the corners, as Spike hits London with a clothesline. London counters with a dropkick. Both men are brawling by the ropes as they are met with a clothesline & elimination courtesy of A-Bomb. Joey Styles: Oh my god!!! 2 men have been eliminated from this match. I can't believe Slimilution is only down to 3 men. And I thought Spike would have lasted longer. Paul London I understand since he's under contract for 1 night only, but Bollywood Spike GONE???? Geraldo Riveria is hiding out in the corner, covering his nose hoping not to break it again. Shark Boy sees this & runs at him with a dropkick. Shark Boy connects with, sending Geraldo flying into the corner. Shark Boy then runs at Geraldo, who ducks. Shark Boy misses with a flying clothesline, eliminating himself. Geraldo: Holy smokes folks, did I do that? Did I actually eliminate an actual wrestler? Tune in & find out if I win or not. The camera focuses outside on pyschoapeguy who's just sitting there, out of the ring. he's pondering going in the ring or not. He takes his cheese out of his pocket & talks to it: pysho: What should I do cheese? If I enter the ring, that means you enter the ring. If you enter the ring, then that means you get a shot at the championship as well. But we like Hitman. I am so confused. Uncle Toom, what should I do? Toom: get in the damn ring, NOW!! pyschoapeguy climbs into the ring. Da Crapper runs at pyschoape, who hits him right in the face. Both men are brawling in the corner with pyschope showing no remorse. pyschoape snags DC in the mandible claw & DC withers in pain. DC grabs the ropes, but that doesn't work. jzbadblood comes to aid pyschoapeguy, as the 3 brawl. jz & pyschoape try getting DC over the top rope & they flip him over. Both men walk away, thinking they're done. DC holds onto the ropes & flips back in, never touching the floor. DC hits both men from behind with a clothesline. Dc pounces on jz & starts ponding on him with his fist. This leads to jz being the first bloodshed casualty. pyschoape shocks everybody by coming to jz's aid by grabbing DC & throwing him out of the ring. DC lands on the ring apron & pyschoape takes out Cheese & throws it at DC, causing him to let go of the ropes & getting eliminated. pyschoape: I'm sorry brother. I had to sacrifice you to eliminate him. As pyschoape is talking to Cheese, jzbadblood comes from behind & hits pyschoape with a clothesline over the top rope, sacrficing himself to eliminate pyschoape. Both men start brawling outside the ring, all the way to the back. JS: Both pyschoape & jz are brawling to the back. Those 2 are far from over with their rivalry after what pyschoepguy did to him. * Los Ochos is seen in the ring, battling it out with fettster. fettster is able to dropkick Los Ochos over the top rope & eliminate him very easy.* JS: Looks like his first match is short lived. Back to the locker room with him. WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE!!! OH MY GOD!!!! IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS WALKING OUT OF THE LOCKER ROOM???? A famaliar figure walks out with a mic in hand. 8Syx: Excuse me, but is it Ok if I change my mind? Afterall, it only started with 18 men in the ring & it was officially advertised as 20. 8Syxx jumps in the ring & enters the fray. Alcohall staggers over to him & offers him a drink. 8Syxx counters with a punch in the face & a back body drop out of the ring to eliminate Alcohall. This leaves Geraldo mad, so he runs at 8Syxx with his own mic in hand. Both men start dueling like a sword fight with their mics. 8Syxx jams his mic in Geraldo's mouth, grabs him behind the head, & throws him over the top rope. JS: Oh man, this battle royal is intense. It's down to 11 men already & 8Syxx is looking damn good in his suprise return. That wasn't even in the script, yet he's decided to break the script. In the corner, the New Page Outlawz are double teaming You Gene & pounding away on him. HitmanMark comes to his aid & starts pounding on both members. Just then, Na$$$ure Boy enters the fray giving it a 3 on 2 advantage. This leads to Toom E coming to the rescuse as well. All 6 men are brawling, as the crowd goes wild. Another riot erupts in the middle of the ring, with everybody going at it. Suddenly, a vulture swoops down the ring & up into the rafters. The camera pans, following the vulture. The vulture lands on the arm of a mystery man, who zip lines down right into the middle of the riot. One by one, each man goes after the mystery man. And one by one, they all fall to the JD On the Rocks. As the final man is hit by the JD On the Rocks, he is also thrown over the top rope, thus the mystery man eliminates fettster. It's hard for the fans to tell who this mytsrey man is, as he's wearing face paint. The mystery man walks over to the ropes & climbs over them & jumps down to the arena floor, eliminating himself. Double D comes out to the back & notices something famaliar about the mystery man & he utters three word: Double D: dorzia, damn him. After minutes of waiting for everybody to get to their feet after being hit by a JD On the Rocks, curtrok is the first to his feet. curtrok grabs mprox blurred version & eliminated him, as he's still out from the JD On the Rocks. JS: Man, now that's a way to take advantage of a man while he's down. Eliminate him after somebody else beat on him. Well, it is a smart way to win. * Toom E runs at curtrok & hits him with a Lou Thesz Press as he turns back towards the ring. Toom starts pounding away on him afterwards. Na$$$ure Boy comes to curtrok's rescuse & the 2 start double teaming Toom. Toom mounts a comeback, banging their heads together. Toom throws curtrok into the corner & then throws Na$$$ure Boy into the corner as well. Toom hits both with a spear. And as he gets back to his feet, 8Syxx hits Toom with a dropkick, eliminating him.* JS: Holy S**!!! THE BOSS IS GONE!!! 8SYXX HAS SCORED ONE OF THE BIGGEST UPSETS IN THE BATTLE ROYAL!!! And now there are 7 men left in the ring. And it looks as if time is going to run out for Hitman, as he really has no EWT allies left in there. Hitman grabs 8Syxx from behind as he clasps on the Crippler Crossface. 8Syxx is tapping out like crazy, but that's not how to eliminate. DSR drops a knee on an unexpected Hitman, causing him to drop the hold. DSR pulls up Hitman as A-Bomb connects with a Clothesline From TRL on Hitman. Hitman drops to the ground, as A-Bomb makes a rookie mistake & climbs to the top rope. 8Syxx dropkicks him off the top rope, eliminating him.* DSR: That's it 8Syxx. Your ass is now mine. * DSR goes after 8Syxx, who's met by a suprise dropkick from curtrok. Meanwhile, on the other side of the ring You Gene & Na$$$ure Boy are going at it. Na$$$ure Boy hits You Gene with a body slam & applies the Figure 4. Na$$$ure Boy has the hold on for almost 5 minutes, as nobody is coming to You Gene's aid. curtrok bounces off the ropes & hits knee drops on You gene during all of this. Na$$$ure Boy lets go of the hold as curtrok lifts up You Gene. curtrok runs towards the ropes with You gene to throw him over the top rope, but You gene is able to reverse it & eliminate curtrok.* JS: WHOA!!! Not only is You gene still in this, but he's eliminated curtrok. Could this kid be forced to face his favorite wrestler, HitmanMark? Back in the other corner, HitmanMark & DSR have a temporary alliance as they are beating on 8Syxx. Just then, curtrok hands 8Syxx a chair from ringside as he starts using the chair on Hitman & DSR. Repeated chairshots to the head causes the biggest shocker of the battle royal as HitmanMark is eliminated. JS: HOLY S**!!! IT'S ANYBODY'S GAME NOW!!!! WHOEVER WINS WILL BE CROWNED THE EWT THREAD CHAMPION!!!!! DSR low blows 8Syxx from behind, causing him to drop the chair. DSR introduces 8Syxx to his own chair with a DDT on the chair. The leads to Na$$$ure Boy coming to 8Syxx's aid. The final 4 is here & now, as DSR, Na$$$ure Boy, You Gene, & 8Syxx are left. Na$$$ure Boy is met with a chairshot to the head that sends him reeling over the top rope. Na$$$ure Boy lands on the apron & makes a run for the other ringpost, when he's met with a clothesline & elimination by You Gene. By this popint, the crowd is fully behind the special wrestler known as You Gene. * Fans: Let's go You gene clapclapclapclapclap let's go You Gene clapclapclapclapclap let's go You gene clapclapclapclap. * DSR holds his chair in hand as 8Syxx tries to convince You Gene to form an alliance. You gene agrees, as the 2 go after DSR. DSR attempts to use his chair as his defense. No luck, as he's met him clotheslines after clotheslines. You Gene scoops up DSR & bodyslams him, followed by headbutts while crawling on all 4. Then You gene lifts his leg to pretend he's urinating on DSR. Bad move, as DSR punches You gene right in the crotch area, causing You Gene to roll around in pain. 8Syxx runs for DSR, but DSR drops down & pulls down the top rope, causing 8Syxx to be eliminated.* JS: This is it folks. Either DSR or You Gene will win the EWT Thread Heavyweight Championship. Can DSR regain what was once his? Wait a minute, what's this??? El Gran Luchadore??? What the hell?? I thought Double D was El Gran Luchadore?? What's going on here? Who's he going to help???? El Gran Luchadore runs out from the back & hits DSR with repeated dropkicks. EGL then grabs DSR & hits him with a Triple Play German Suplex. EGL then climbs to the top rope & flies off with a flying headbutt. EGL then applies a Crippler Crossface on DSR. After a few minutes, EGL lets go & walks out of the ring & heads to the back. Just as EGL is about to go backstage, he rips off the mask to reveal HitmanMark. At that point in the ring, DSR looks towards HitmanMark extremely pissed off & agitated. And while not looking, You Gene hits DSR from behind with a dropkick, causing DSR's feet to hit the floor...eliminated. You Gene stands in the ring, alone. JS: OH MY GOD!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! YOU GENE HAS WON THE EWT THREAD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!! YOU GENE IS THE NEW CHAMPION!!!!!!!! HOLY S*, HOLY S!!!! THIS IS INSANE!!!!!!!!! Just then, something hits Joey Styles as he realizes an important factor here.* JS: Wait, what does this mean for EWT? You Gene is with the WCF. Maybe if Mean gene can get a word with You Gene. Gene, can you hear me? Mean gene: Yes Joey, I can. You Gene, you have done it. You have out lasted 19 other men to win the EWT Thread Championship. What do you have to say? YG: I've got mail, I've got mail, I've got mail!!! Yeah!!! MG: Um, yes You gene. I am sure you will get more fan mail. How does this feel though? YG: Bread makes me poop. MG: Mmmkay. Any other words son? YG: I did it mom!! I did it!!! Top of the world mom!!! Top of the world!!! **************** Vote for ANT @ http://www.votenbc.com ****************
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 659 (7/28/04 9:30 pm)	Re: Over the Top Rope Battle Royal <In the back, Spike looks disgustedly at the monitor, and then down at the headless body of Paul London. Sure, Cruiserweights make great stress toys, but when all's said and done, they're not that robust> <Suddenly he breaks out into a wide grin, realising that the champ might like to... play, sometime soon>
Dancing Stevie Richards Member Posts: 658 (7/29/04 12:19 am)	Re: Over the Top Rope Battle Royal DSR gets up and clobbers poor You Gene. HitmanMark returns to the ring to defend the new EWT champ. DSR and HMark brawl in the ring for a few minutes. DSR picks up the steel chair. As DSR prepares to hit HMark with the chair, You Gene grabs the chair from DSR. DSR turns around, You Gene prepares to swing the chair! DSR delivers a drop toe hold, causing You Gene to fall face first onto the chair. DSR and HMark continue brawling. HMark applies the Crossface!!!! ABomb comes out from the back and puts the boots to HMark, causing him to release the hold. As DSR and ABomb get a two on one beatdown, Fettster and Daffney come out to the ring. Fettster knocks down DSR with a microphone, busting him open, as HMark and ABomb brawl towards the back... Fettster: "Daffney, I want you to tell all these people the truth! Tell them you never slept with DSR!!!" Fettster puts the mic in Daffney's hand. Daffney: "...I can't say that!" *DSR crawls towards Daffney, bleeding profusely. Fettster pleads with his wife to admit that she didn't sleep with DSR. Daffney can't look her husband in the face. She turns around and leaves the ring. Fettster goes after her, but she refuses to talk to him. Fettster turns around, and sees DSR standing in the ring, blood pouring from his head, with a hideous grin on his face. Schiavonne: "We're outta time folks! This has been the greatest night in the history of our sport! We'll see you next time!!!!!" Killswitch Engage owns you.
ThePhantom86 Member Posts: 600 (7/29/04 5:36 am) ezSupporter	Re: Over the Top Rope Battle Royal 8Syxx: That's right folks, I am back!!!! After I left the WCF and nBo, I was ashamed to call myself 8Syxx so I put on a mask, called myself Los Ocho Seises and checked myself into the Swervevue Home for MGD. I saw my old friend Na$$$ture Boy there, told him of my plan and he said roll with it. Of course he didn't remember who I was, but he is 55 years old and a 21 time World Champ so it's cool. Spike, I know you dislike cruiserweights but we are still in this Slimilution thing together right? WCF, EWT look out cause Slimilution is here to stay. My nBo page.
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 666 (7/29/04 6:27 am)	Yes <As the Spike is currently keeping totally silent to get his Botchtista gimmick over, he simply nods at 8syxx, as if to say 'it's all still on'> <also, just so you know - not that you can hear me, as I'm not speaking - I don't dislike cruiserweights - they're delicious, as light snacks go>
psychoapeguy Member Posts: 566 (7/29/04 8:44 am)	Re: Yes jz cost me my shot at losing to the hitman from a finger poke.....that loss would have launched my dag 'um career, dang it! and that dang fool, jz elminated me from behind like a coward who is scared of stuff....uncle toom e......i want a match against that rapscallion.........i want to make things right.....but don't let the cheese be at ringside.....i don't want him to see my darker side........hehe, and jz....you will see me darker side....there are two sides to every coin....even the ones from chuck e. cheese......and the coin known as psychoapeguy is about to return to his other side....the one who knows misery....knows pain.....knows torment.....hehehehe, and knows how to inflict them all on his opponents!! hehe, so uncle toom e....i beg you, sign the match....if you do, i'll give you a big hug and some presents....like hot pockets or something....no....you're better than that....croissant pockets....yeah.....that's better........so sign the match......ppllllllleeeeeeeaaaaaaaassssssssseeeeeee......my dark side needs to see the light of day again....hehehehehahahahahahahahahahaha.... THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND...
You Gene Member Posts: 15 (7/29/04 6:20 pm)	Re: Yes You Gene runs out to the ring with his arms to the side like an airplane, making an airplane noise as he lands in the ring. He is then handed the mic. Hi everybody. I'm You Gene. I just signed a piece of paper that says I can now wrestle & talk to you people here in EWT. You know why? Because I won your championship. This nice, shiny belt around my waist says so. I'm so happy to be your champion. Thank you. Just then HitmanMark's music hits, as he enters the ring. You Gene jumps up & down, estatic. YEAH!! YOU'RE MY FAVORITE WRESTLER!!! Hitman: yeah, well you got my belt you idiot. YG: I'm not an idiot. I'm special. My mommy says so. HM: yeah, well I bet your mom also said life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. YG: No silly, that's Forrest Gump's mommy. You're silly. HM: Geeze, I lost to this bleep. Wait a minute, I can't say bleep on live tv? That's f**ed up. YG: I'm not bleep* I'm special. And don't say the f word. You'll go to New Jersey. My mommy said so. HM: Tell me you didn't just say that. Tell me you didn't just say that. I'M FROM NEW JERSEY YOU MORON!!! Just then the New Page Outlawz music hits & they walk out with a mic in hand. DSR: Well, well, well...lookie what we have here. 2 bleeps in the ring who deserve each other. A-Bomb: hey, that's weird that we can't say bleep but we can say sh*? That's weird. DSR: Very weird. But see, we got a problem with the 2 of you. That belt around your waist Forrest... YG: It's You Gene. DSR: \/\/hatever. That belt belongs to ME!!! I held it for a better period then HitmanMark. And you, You Gene, you never even stepped foot in the ring. I bet you don't even know what the word EXTREME is all about. YG: Yes I do. There's 6 definitions under adjectives in Yahoo Dictionaries. The sport definition is 5. Sports a. Very dangerous or difficult: extreme rafting. b. Participating or tending to participate in a very dangerous or difficult sport: an extreme skier. A-Bomb: Not bad, not bad at all kid. Just then, Double D's music hits as he walks out.* DD: Hey kids, good to see you all here. I see none of you are getting along to good. Which is why I came up with an idea. See, this Sunday on pay per view, we will have a tag team match on EWT pay per view. HitmanMark, you need to put your differences aside with young You gene, because he's your tag team partner this Sunday at EWT's Sunday Mayhem. Your opponents will be none other then the New Page Outlawz, as they team up for the first time officially in months. HM: Damn it. You screwed me once You Gene. Don't screw me again. YG: I don't screw guys. That's yicky. You gene goes for a handshake to his new partner, only to have Hitman turn his back & walk out of the ring. Edited by: You Gene at: 7/29/04 8:48 pm
toomiguci Member Posts: 1038 (7/29/04 9:02 pm)	Re: Hitmanmark bursts into Toom's office while Toom's on the phone. Toom: Yeah, we'll finalize everything next week. I gotta go. Hitman, I know why you're here. HM: yeah, you better know why I'm here. What the f* is this crap? T: This crap is the Wrestlecrap forum & my hands are tied. There's nothing I could do. HM: Like hell there is. You're the fing General manager. Get me my damn title back. T: Hitman, I had nothing to do with that. That's all Double D. he's screwing me, he's screwing you, he's screwing your wife. HM: Leave my wife out of this, damn it!!! You can make the match. You can make the championship mine again. T: I can't make the match right now. I have been given strict orders by Double D if I make a match before your tag match this Sunday, I'm fired. As well as you being fired. HM: Geeze Toom, that's never stopped you before. Hell, you quit Double D once to start this thread. T: Things are different Hitman. That was before I had a wife & kid. HM: Your kid is smarter then your own world champion. This You gene guy will bring us down. He will bring ME down. He's not even EWT. Look at what happened every single time a WCF "superstar" joined the ranks. They screwed us. Each & every one of them. T: I have orders from the man who signs both our paychecks. I tried Hitman. I tried everything. Did you not see me, as well as pyschoape guy & the rest of the EWT superstars coming to your aid? Look, the kid idolizes. HM: The kid is a future Wrestlecrap Induction. This will be worse then David Arquette winning the WCW Championship. This will be the death of us. Do you want us to be RD Reynold's next book? T: My hands are tied Hitman. Now if you please, I have to book the rest of the pay per view per orders of Double D. Just then the phone rings. Toom answers & it's Double D. Toom's voice answers in disgust.* T: yes, he's still in here. Yes, he knows what happens if I change anything to the main event. yes, I know. I know. I...what? You're going to WHAT? You've got to be kidding me. You're going to leave that kid alone? You've got to be kidding me. Ok, I'll tell him. yeah, well screw you. Toom looks at Hitman to deliever some bad news. T: Double D has booked You Gene in a Handicapped Match tomorrow night to prepare for the pay per view. And he's giving you the night off. He also states that if you show up & interferre during the match, that you will never be given a title shot for the EWT Thread Championship again, no matter who wears the belt. **************** Vote for ANT @ http://www.votenbc.com ****************
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 3069 (7/30/04 3:37 am)	Re: Segment opens with Double D in a plush office, sipping on a bottle of Champagne. DD:"People are asking me why I would book You Gene in a tag match instead of letting him "defend" his championship belt one on one in his first match. Well, it's simple. I don't consider him a champion. I allowed the EWT to continue because there seemed to be some fans that were willing to pay to see their brand of "wrestling". It's all business. And they were a thorn in the eye of my hated enemy Dorzia. Well, Dorzia is gone forever! He'll never work in the Off Topic forum again. Because that's what happens when you screw with Double D. You get kicked out on your ass without a leg to stand on. Well, the EWT still brings in some money, but I refuse to have a company with a beep as the champion! It's a mockery of everything wrestling stands for. So I'm having my boys teach this beep a lesson. From the school of Hard Knocks. And they'll take HitmanMark down with him. I guess you can say they'll be beating two beeps for the prize of one, Ha ha ha. Oh, yeah. I might have forgotten to mention this, but the match will be for the EWT Championship. Whoever pins You Gene gets the belt. EVEN IF IT'S HITMANMARK. 'Cause that's how we treat beeps in MY company. Now get the hell outta my office. end segment Edited by: DoubleDDudley at: 7/30/04 5:57 am
curtrok Member Posts: 274 (7/30/04 10:34 am)	Re: I guess everyone has been wondering where I've been. Well I'll tell you, I've been stylin and proflin I went out and got a new computer and I'm climbing straight to the top with it. We had a minor set back at the at the Battle Royal but rest assured guys in the back and fans alike. Rest assured that some time not too far down the road You all will $$$limulated.
HitmanMark Posts: 561 (7/30/04 2:41 pm)	You done it now... <HMark comes out to address his fans> Oooh, they've done it now. They really have. History seems to have a funny way of repeating itself, doesn't it? Here's the thing...all I want to do is come out here, give my all, entertain the best fans in the world, the EWT fans :cheap pop:, and prove to the world that I am the best there is, was, and ever f'n will be. But, oh no, there's always some guys who just have to go and ruin it all, don't they? Think back for a minute. Before I made my way to this organization, I was WCF World Champion. And what happened? I realized I was in a sham of a "wrestling" company; hell, I couldn't even have a decent match with the over-the-hill, drunken has-beens in that place. So I came here. And I've finally been able to realize my potential, and prove that I can be the best of the best. But then...WCF. Again. They come here, reduce our once glorious EWT into a two-bit InVading company, swerve us, and won't even let me get a decent match in, aside of my match with dorzia, AND I lose the belt to a eep:! Once again, the WCF had to stick itself where it had no business being, and I for one am sick of it!!! I wish I had answers right now, but I guaran-freakin'-tee each and every fan here, that I won't stop doing what I do best...I don't care who gets in the way, I don't care who thinks they can stop me...but the Rabid Siberian Huskey Mix is set to destroy ANYTHING that gets in his way.
toomiguci Member Posts: 1040 (7/30/04 6:32 pm)	Re: The handicapped match & others... Toom E makes his way to the ring, mic in hand Folks, since Double D has been so generous to book a main event this Sunday on pay per view, he has given me the honor to throw together a pay per view at the spur of the moment. Granted, I can not touch the main event for fear of loosing my job, as well as Hitman's job, I have the rest of the event to play with. So this Sunday, at Sunday Mayhem, the cage will be lowered for a very special match up. My good man, pyschoapeguy, will be defending his TV thread Championship in my own stolen variation of the Hell In the Cell. Both men go in, the door will be locked behind them, & the only way either man can win is by SUBMISSION!!!! And his opponent will be none other then jzbadblood. And I haven't forgotten about the tag team gold around the waists of Gasoline & HBH. Personally, I don't like them 2 boys. Especially since they ain't under contract to me for any form of punishments, I can place them in the EWT classic Scaffold Table Match this Sunday to defend the EWT Thread Tag team Championship. And I have decided to do something that some folks may consider stupid yet brave. Their opponents will be none other then the Na$$$ure Boy & 8Syxx. Either way, I get to watch at least 2 men I don't like go through a table from 20 foot high & get hurt. Don't worry, because the paramedics will be nearby. Oh wait though. How could I forget that I put the new Lightweight Thread Championship around the waist on a non-Lightweight? Silly silly me. I guess that means that Bollywood Golden Spike gets to defend his championship against mprox blurred version. Oh yeah, & Bollywood, did I forget to mention that since you are a heavyweight, one hand will be tied behind your back? Now I guess I should get to the matter on hand. Hopefully this will not be the end of the EWT Thread Champion, You Gene. Good luck kid. You'll need it. Toom E leaves the ring as DSR & A-Bomb make their way to the ring. DSR & A-Bomb stop in their tracks to prevent Toom from leaving. Toom has some heated words with them & as that's going on, You Gene runs out from the back & clotheslines both while doing his airplane. You Gene then runs into the ring as Toom puts the boot to both men & leaves. The bell rings for the match to start as You Gene is bouncing on the ropes. DSR gets to his feet first & make their way into the ring. A-Bomb follows but is informed that the match will go as tag team rules, so he stays on the apron. DSR & You gene lock up only to have YG get the advantage with chain wrestling. This takes DSR by suprise. A-Bomb comes into the ring by suprise & hits YG from behind. A-Bomb & DSR start double teaming YG. DSR then leaves the ring to give A-Bomb a chance. A-Bomb counters with a Clothesline From TRL. YG flops around in the ring. A-Bomb picks him up & hits him with a powerbomb. DSR climbs the top rope & hits a moonsault on A-Bomb. A-Bomb leaves the ring as DSR takes a shot. DSR throws YG out of the ring & follows up with a suicide dive. YG is able to duck out of the way as DSR goes into the barrier. YG counters, as he scoops up DSR & slams him. This doesn't work, as DSR counters by throwing YG into the stairs. DSR bashes YG's head into the stairs. DSR throws YG into the ring. DSR climbs back into the ring & grabs YG, setting him up for a powerbomb. A-Bomb climbs to the top rope & the 2 work together & hit a Spiked Powerbomb. DSR lays ontop of You Gene & scores a 3 count. After the match, the New Page Outlawz start double teaming & hitting YOu gene to bust him open. Just then, HitmanMark jumps over the security barricade into the ring with a chair & chases off the New Page Outlawz. Hitman then checks on You Gene & grabs a mic: Hitman: damn it You gene. You barely protected yourself in that match. Is this what I have to expect Sunday with you as my partner you stupid bleep? Get up. GET UP!!! You Gene fights the pain to rise to his feet as the fans cheer him on for support. As he finally gets to his feet, Hitman smashes him with the chair as the fans grow silent, unaware of how to react. Don't let me down Sunday. **************** Vote for ANT @ http://www.votenbc.com ****************
HitmanMark Posts: 564 (7/30/04 8:43 pm)	Re: The handicapped match & others Mean Gene: HitmanMark, in all my years in this business, I have NEVER- HM: You never what? Saw a man get hit with a steel chair? Hell, I've been hit with one. @#$% it, I've been beaten with chairs, tables, barbed wire, concrete, elevator doors, escalator steps, even the inside of an 18-wheeler. Am I supposed to feel sorry for You Gene? Feel sorry that this company's champion, this company, that prides itself on being the home of the world's greatest, hardest working, toughest champions, that our champion can't handle a simple chair shot? MG: Come now, you know that wasn't the full story. HM: What do you mean? MG: For God's sake, he just finished a handicapped match with the New Page Outlawz! HM: AND SO WHAT?! Maybe he should try having 18 other guys gang up on him in a Battle Royal! Huh? How 'bout that?! Look, it's like I said. I come out here, day in, and day out, to wrestle. I come here, I fight, I sweat, I bleed, and I win. But everybody's gotta get in the way, don't they? Double D's gotta come back and ruin everything, DSR, Fettster, A-Bomb, they all have to come here and then turn their backs on me, and on the EWT. Hell, it's happened before; Double D, Hitman DX, I trusted these men once! And what has it gotten me? They betray me! They screwed me, and they screwed this company! And now I have to watch a <beep> running around with my World Heavyweight Title. Well, I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it all. I've put up with enough. If You Gene can't handle some pain, then maybe he shouldn't be holding the belt. If DSR and A-Bomb can't beat someone without having a handicapped match with them, then maybe it's time they took on a real champion, like I challenged them to. This is a real simple message, to EWT, to WCF, to $limolution, to nBo Corporate, to whoever the hell is in earshot: You have all called down the thunder. All of you. From the youngest Blue Chipper, to the Big Boss himself. It doesn't matter who you are, who you declare your allegiance to; if I've learned anything from my time in this business, it's that only a fool trusts anyone. Mprox...psychoape...you have nothing to fear. Yet. You've done nothing wrong. Yet. As for the rest...playtime is over. <walks off> Mean Gene: Clearly, a dark day for a former champion, a dark day for the current champion, a dark day for the EWT. Joey Styles, I'm not quite sure I know what to say. Back to you.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 3079 (7/31/04 4:00 am)	Re: The handicapped match & others Well, Toom, you seem to be a bit full of yourself. You should be overjoyed that I even dirty my hands with booking your PPV's, but all you do is @#%$ and moan. You seem to forget who signs the cheques and that you are not irreplaceable. The EWT ratings have been slipping for the past weeks. In fact ever since I named you GM and you've been doing you job halfassed. So I think I need to step in and save this company before you flush it down the toilet. Firstly, HBH and Gasoline are off the card. I have plans for them. They will be facing the Insiders next Sunday at WCF SummerSquash. Bah GOD, it will be a henious thing. Their opponents already have other matches: 8Syxx will face the new, young up and comer, Fro Man, in a Bong On A Pole match. And Na$$$ure Boy will face the returning Cactus Sack Mitchell in a Hell Of The No Sell Cell match. You don't like that? Tough. It seems you need to learn a lesson about job security. So you have a match this sunday. A No DQ, Falls Count Anywhere match. If you lose your opponent will take over EWT for one day. So, who's your opponent? Well, Na$$$ still hold some stock in the company, but he can't be the GM since he lost that last match. Instead he's made it so that his protege, Curtrok will be your opponent. I agreed on the condition that there would be no outside interference. So there you have your PPV: Psychoapeguy vs. JZBadblood in a Submission Cage match. Bollywood Spike vs. Mprox: Blurred Version for the LightHeavy Championship. Cactus Sack vs. The Na$$$ure Boy in a Hell Of The No Sell Cell match. 8Syxx vs. Fro Man in a Bong On A Pole Match. Gratuitous females in undergarment action. You Gene and HitmanMark vs. The New Page Outlawz for the EWT World Heavyweight title.
ThePhantom86 Global User Posts: 617 (7/31/04 7:27 am) ezSupporter	Re: The handicapped match & others ooc: Who do I talk to about running an angle for the PPV? My nBo page.
toomiguci Member Posts: 1041 (7/31/04 9:43 am)	Re: The handicapped match & others Toom E is in his office, trashing it & throwing crap around What the hell is this? I have to not only book this freaking pay per view for Sunday, but I have to have a Bong On a Pole Match & a Hell In the No Sell or whatever the f* this WCF match garbage is? No wonder the ratings are going down. Double D is the reason,. making the fans watch WCF & WCF Lite. This is an outrage. And then he puts me in a match against curtrok? I already beat the guy once. Boss or no boss, if I ever get my hands on Double D, he will suffer my consequences. No more Mr. Nice Toom. ************** Vote for ANT @ http://www.votenbc.com ****************
toomiguci Member Posts: 1047 (8/1/04 12:38 pm)	Sunday Mayhem * Sunday Mayhem opens with cheesy pyros & a very low butyrate. Toom E dangerously makes his way to the ring. * T: First off, let me apologize for what you fans are about to see tonight. All 150 of you that showed up tonight should be proud of yourself for setting the Smallest Attendance Record for the EWT since we opened the doors. Not even our first telecast had this little of a crowd. And do you know who�s to blame? Not the wrestlers. Not the fans. Certainly not me. But the boss himself, Double D. First he sets a main event & makes a rule that says I cannot change it or there will be some firings going on in the EWT. Then he makes me book the rest of the pay per view on a very short notice. So I work my ass off to plan a damn good showcase involving every champion on the roster. And what does he do? Changes the tag team championship & doesn�t even allow a title match. Double D takes it upon himself to allow HBH & Gasoline to take a week off from their mandatory title defense to wrestle on a much bigger stage, SummerSquash. Well Double D, last I checked, your main event has been changed to a Handicapped Match with the Na$$$ure Boy joining the mix. I hope they kick your freaking ass. Oh yes, & Na$$$ure Boy was supposed to be a part of tonight�s showcase. But thanks to the Card Subject to Change Clause, not to mention a clause in his contract, the Hell of the No Sell Match will NOT be taking place tonight. You fans can blame Double D for that, since he didn�t read Na$$$ure Boy�s contract to well. Want to borrow my glasses Double D so you don�t make the same damn mistake for YOUR big show? Kind of funny how you didn�t even feel like showing up tonight. Well, I can guarantee all 150 of you in attendance & the very little of you who bought this at home, you WILL get a damn good showcase. You will get�. * Just then Toom�s cutoff, as curtrok walks out, mic in hand. * Curtrok: Oh quit your damn whining Toom E. Because, after tonight there will be a NEW General manager in town. And we have the great Double D to thank for that. T: Hey genius, remember it�s only for 1 day if you win. Which sure as hell ain�t happening. C: Hey Toom, did you realize your match was�. FIRST??? * Curtrok jumps in the ring, as the 2 start brawling from the get go. Fists are flying this time around, since the only rule tonight is no outside interference. Both men brawl outside the ring & through the crowd, setting fans scattering. This is definitely a fight & not a wrestling match. Both men make it back to ringside, as Toom throws curtrok into the stairs. Toom then starts bashing curtrok�s head into the stairs, busting him open. Toom steps back to run at curtrok, who trips him up into the stairs. Curtrok follows up by dropkicking Toom�s head into the steps. Curtrok then grabs Toom & throws him into the Eskimo Announce Table. Curtrok runs at Toom, who is able to back bodydrop curtrok onto the table. Toom climbs the top rope & goes for a 680 moonsault off the top rope, only to have curtrok roll out of the way & Toom goes right through the table. Curtrok grabs a chair & starts smashing it onto Toom, leaving severe welt marks. Toom tries rising to his feet, only to be dropped by the chair again. Curtrok grabs Toom & bodyslam him onto the Korean Announce Table. Curtrok climbs on top of the table & grabs Toom for a Pedigree. Toom�s able to counter & back bodydrop curtrok through the Oompa Loompa Announce Table, as he smashes it. Toom follows up with an elbow drop off the Korean Announce Table. Toom grabs the Oompa Loompa�s TV monitor & smacks curtrok over the head with it & goes for a pinfall. Curtrok manages a kick out at 2. Toom tosses curtrok back into the ring & climbs the top rope. Curtrok jumps up to his feet, runs up the corner turnbuckles, & hits Toom with a Belly-to-Belly Suplex off the top rope. Curtrok follows up with a pin attempt, as Toom kicks out. Curtrok grabs Toom into a slam, as Toom reverses it into a small package. Curtrok grabs the ropes & is able to reverse it into a pin of his own & gets a 3-count while holding onto the ropes. * Announcer: Ladies & gentlemen, the winner of the match and NEW GM of EWT For Monday Only, curtrok. * Curtrok runs around the ring, happy as can be. He drops down to his knees & looks up to the ceiling with tears in his eyes. Toom rolls out of the ring in disgust & grabs a chair as well as a microphone. Toom climbs back into the ring. * T: You made me do this Double D. And the next time I see you, THIS WILL BE YOUR HEAD!!! * Toom starts bashing curtrok over the head with the chair over & over & over again until security is able to get him off of curtrok & out of the ring. Curtrok is loaded onto a stretcher & gives the thumbs up to the fans, who are on their feet, applauding curtrok out of respect. * * The camera follows curtrok backstage, who is met by Bollywood Golden Spike & 8Syxx. * 8Syxx: You did it man. You won tonight. You beat that b*** Toom E. You know what that means? Curtrok: I�m going to Disney Land? Bollywood: Even better. It means this Monday, Slimilution is in charge of the EWT. And you�ll be calling the shots. 8Syxx: One & oh baby. One & oh. And after tonight, we will be three & oh in our matches. Now excuse me, I need to take a hit in the ring. And I don�t mean a punch. * 8Syxx walks away as the announcer is back in the ring. * Announcer: This next contest is the Bong On a Pole Match. The first person to retrieve the bong & take a hit is the winner. Making his way to the ring, representing Slimilution, 8Syxx. His opponent, being escorted to the ring by The Big Fro, here is Fro Man!!!! * Both men enter the ring, as they eye the bong in the corner. Their mouths are salivating at the thought of taking a hit & taking it soon. Just then, a weird music hits as a man who looks vaguely familiar walks out. Fans can�t make out who it is because of his moustache. The man grabs a mic in hand & speaks: * Mystery Mustached Man: Hey there bruthas. I would like to introduce myself. I am Mr. Jack Daniels & I am the third participant in this match. Let�s just say, I�m a present for the creator of this match, Double D. Double D, Toom sends his love. * Mr. Jack Daniels hits a Jack Daniels On the Rocks to both 8Syxx & Fro Man, scales the pole, grabs the bong, & takes a hit. Mr. Jack Daniels is declared the winner. * Mr. JD: Thank you for your time bruthas. Been one hell of a match. * Just then, 2 beautifully scantly clad women come down & have a cat fight with Mr. Jack Daniels breaking it up & escorting both ladies to the back in a pointless segment that had to be in there thanks to Double D�s bookings. * Announcer: Here is our next contest, scheduled for one fall & it is for the EWT Thread Oxymoron LightHeavyweight Championship. Making his way to the ring first, representing Slimilution, the EWT Thread Oxymoron LightHeavyweight Champion, Bollywood Golden Spike. His opponent is representing the bNo, mprox blurred version. * Mprox makes his way into the ring & points out to the ref that Bollywood has to have one arm tied behind his back thanks to the stipulations of Toom. The ref takes a new contract out of his pocket that shows Double D vetoed Toom�s stipulation & that mprox must have one arm tied behind his back instead. Mprox protests this & argues with the ref. While the arguing continues, Bollywood hits mprox with a clothesline. Bollywood holds mprox down as the ref ties the one arm behind his back. After the tie is done, Bollywood starts kicking mprox in the head. Mprox can�t even get to his feet when Bollywood hits a legdrop & scores the 3-count to retain his championship. * * Just as the Hell In the Cell Submission Match is about to begin, Toom makes his way to the ring again & grabs a mic. As the cage lowers, Toom stands in the center & speaks: * T: Damn you Double D. Thanks to you, I just had to speak with lawyers in the back You didn�t realize that Na$$$ure Boy has wrestled multiple times this past month, therefore he can sit today out. Thanks to me, I prevented you from loosing money in a lawsuit if we forced him to wrestle. All because you had to change my line up. I bet Na$$$ure would have wrestled if he had his tag team title match. Jzbadblood, please make your way to the ring. I wish to speak with you. * Jzbadblood makes his way to the ring & enters the Hell In the Cell. * T: Hey jz, do me a favor & stand there. * Toom smacks jz upside the head with the microphone & starts beating on him. * T: This will be you Double D if you ever show your face to me again. Do you understand? And Slimilution, especially your curtrok, you better stay out of my way while playing GM for a day. * Toom leaves the ring as pyschoapeguy makes his way to the ring. Toom wishes him luck as he leaves. Pyschoapeguy enters the cage, as the door is locked shut. The ring is secured, as pyschoapeguy takes advantage of a fallen jz, as he starts pounding on him. Pyschoape throws jz out of the ring & climbs out after him. Jz is thrown into the cage as pyschoape runs at him with a clothesline. Jz is able to dodge out of the way, as pyschoape goes into the cage. Jz gets to his feet & starts punching pyschoape. Jz grabs pyschoape & throws him into the corner ring steps. Jz then climbs to the top rope & jumps off of it, giving a double axe handle to pyschoapeguy. Jz then whips pyschoape into the cage. Jz runs at him, only to have pyschoape drop down & trip him, into the cage. Pyschoape uses this as his advantage. He grabs jz & throws him into the ring apron & runs at him with a clothesline. Pyschoape then throws jz into the ring & grabs a bag from under the ring. Pyschoape climbs into the ring & spreads the context of the bag into the ring. Pyschoape grabs jz & bodyslams him into the context on the ground & smears his head all into it, smearing cheese all over his face. Pyschoape grabs jz & throws him into the turnbuckle & runs at him. Jz meets pyschoape with a boot to the face. This sends pyschoape reeling back & collapsing on the ground. Jz climbs the top rope & hits a corkscrew moonsault, connecting perfectly. Jz grabs pyschoape & hits him with a suplex. Jz then drags pyschoapeguy into the cheese & starts smearing his face into the cheese. Pyschoape sells it like he�s blinded. Pyschoape starts throwing fists like crazy & connects with the ref, sending the ref flying. Jz grabs pyschoape & throws him out of the ring again. Jz dives over the top rope & hits a flying clothesline onto pyschoape. Jz then throws pyschoape into the area of the cage that has already been used multiple times, as the cage breaks open. Pyschoape looks up & motions that he�s going for the impossible. Pyschoape starts climbing the cage & jzbadblood follows. Both men are brawling on top of the cage, as pyschoape hits a belly to back suplex. Pyschoape grabs jz to run & throw him off the cage. Jz low blows pyschoape & grabs him, throwing him off the top of the cage. Jz uses so much force, that pyschoape goes flying into the audience & actually injures some fans. The match is called to a halt, as paramedics rush down to ringside to check on the fans, as well as pyschoape. Jz is standing on top of the cage, looking down on the injured fans & pyschoape. Pyschoape is laid out on a stretcher when jz jumps off the cage with a 450 & lands right on top of pyschoape, causing the stretcher to break & the crowd to get to their feet: * Fans: HOLY S*, HOLY S, HOLY S*!!! PYSCHO�S DEAD, PYSCHO�S DEAD, PYSCHO�S DEAD!!!! Jz rolls around, barely conscious as pyschoape lays motionless. The ref sees this & calls for the bell, as the match is declared a draw. Neither man seems fit at all to compete. The cage rises up, as both men are carried to the back, as well as the injured fans. All are rushed to awaiting ambulances as the crowd gives everybody involved a standing ovaition. The ring is cleared of the cheese that is mushed all over the ring. * Announcer: ladies & gentlemen, this is our main event scheduled for one fall. And it is for the EWT Thread Heavyweight Championship in a tag team encounter. Making their way to the ring first, representing the nBo Corporate DSR & A-Bomb, the New Page Outlawz. Their opponents, first representing the EWT, HitmanMark. His tag team partner is the EWT Thread Heavyweight Champion, You Gene. * The bell sounds as Hitman is talking smack to his tag team partner, telling him that Hitman was going to start. You Gene just looks on, dumbfounded. DSR runs over to the corner & grabs both men, smacking their heads together. DSR throws Hitman out of the ring & drags in You gene. DSR starts pounding away on YG & throws him into the corner. DSR runs at him with a clothesline & connects. Hitman stands outside the ring, frustrated. Hitman runs into the ring, as the ref pushes him back. Meanwhile, the NPO do the traditional double team while the ref�s back is to them. DSR sets up You gene for a powerbomb as A-Bomb comes down making it a spiked powerbomb. DSR goes for an early pin attempt, only to have Hitman get involved & break the count. The match progresses, as YG is thrown into the ropes. Hitman is able to sneak a tag, as he jumps into the ring while YG gets a clothesline. Hitman grabs YG & throws him over the top rope, as he then gets into DSR�s face. DSR looks on, a sneer on his face, & bragging about their history. This starts to piss Hitman off, as he connects with a right then a left then a right then a left & a low blow. DSR reels back into his corner & tags in A-Bomb. A-Bomb jumps in the ring, as the 2 lock up. A-Bomb is able to hit a hiptoss, as YG makes his way back to the apron to cheer on Hitman. A-Bomb throws Hitman into the corner & hits a Clothesline From TRL in the corner. A-Bomb climbs the top rope & is about to hit an off the top rope DDT when YG runs over & shoves A-Bomb off the top. This causes Hitman to get the upperhand, as he applies a Crippler Crossface. DSR runs in for the save. DSR & A-Bomb double-team Hitman when YG runs into the ring for a save, as he hulks up. This leads to no luck, as DSR gives a knee to the groin, sending YG crying on the mat. A-Bomb goes for a pin on YG but the ref points out that YG isn�t the legal man. A-Bomb throws YG out of the ring, as they both get back to work on Hitman. NPO goes for a double clothesline, as Hitman ducks & is able to counter with a clothesline of his own. Hitman throws A-Bomb into the ropes & follows up with a Lou thesz Press. Hitman then throws A-Bomb out of the ring as he connects with a suicide dive through the ropes. Hitman grabs A-Bomb & throws him into YG. Hitman runs at both guys & connects to both with a clothesline. Hitman rolls back into the ring, as DSR hits him from behind with a steel chair. DSR then grabs a pair of handcuffs off a security officer at ringside & handcuffs Hitman to the ring post. A-Bomb drags You gene onto the ring apron & makes him touch Hitman for the tag. A-Bomb then throws YG into the ring, as the NPO start double-teaming some more. DSR leaves the ring & while his backs turned, he misses that You Gene hits a low blow on A-Bomb. You gene then picks up the chair & smacks it over A-Bomb�s head. He then runs to the corner & hits DSR with it. You gene runs at A-Bomb & hits a Lou Thesz Press on him. You gene climbs to the top rope & follows with a flying headbutt. Hitman starts protesting as he�s handcuffs. You gene looks at Hitman & applies a Crippler Crossface on A-Bomb right in front of Hitman. A-Bomb shocks everybody, as he taps out. The pay per view ends as You gene�s dancing in the ring with his belt & HitmanMark is looking on, in disgust, swearing at You gene for not only retaining but using his moves to win as the pay per view fades to black. * **************** Vote for ANT @ http://www.votenbc.com ****************
You Gene Member Posts: 17 (8/1/04 12:45 pm)	Sunday Mayhem Bonus Backstage Footage You Gene is shown walking into the backstage area after the match as Mean gene approaches him MG: You Gene, you have successfulyy done it son. You have defended your championship in the tag match & suprised everybody. YG: Hey, you stole my name. That's my name. MG: Mmmkay. I'm actually older, so if anybody stole your name, it was you stealing...wait a minute, what am I saying? Do you have any thoughts on HitmanMark's treatment towards you as a tag team partner? YG: He's my favorite wrestler, but he hurt my feelings with his words. Which is why I want to wrestle him this Wednesday on tv. He says I screwed him, which is very yicky. But that's not true. I don't do mean things. MG: Why Wednesday? YG: It's my favorite day of the week. Just then Hitmanmark comes through the curtains & lays out You Gene with a chair. HM: You better hope you're still standing come Wednesday, you f**in bleep*. Because that's when I take my title back.
mprox666 Member Posts: 142 (8/1/04 2:43 pm)	Re: Sunday Mayhem Bonus Backstage Footage mprox: blurred version is walking past with a large cup of orange, "damn this crap is warm....... hello what's this on the floor, hmmmmm" mprox pours the orange over you gene's lower body then walks off to watch and wait as you gene slowly wakes up you gene: "mommy i think i've done it again,...... mommy?" OOC:sorry was bored saw this and just couldnt pass it up.
dorzia Posts: 829 (8/1/04 3:42 pm)	..... hey brothers... everyone's favorite new rookie here, mr. jack daniels!!!! make sure you all keep sayin your swears and snortin your vitamins brothers!!! i'd like to say, that i thank brother toom for signin me to a deal brothers!!! drunkamania's runnin wild!!!!!!!!!
curtrok Member Posts: 280 (8/2/04 5:33 am)	Re: ..... From hotel room The doctors said I have a slight concussion so I beat the hell out him. My head is killing me there is nothing slight about what you did to me toomi. I didn't sneak attack you when you beat me I took it like a man. It shouldn't be hard for you to take it like a man since you look like Rosie O'donnel. Anyway, I get one night to flex my muscle. Tonight since I have all the athourity of GM I'm going to book you Toomi in a match against, me...and...8syxx...and $lim wooo....and bollywood. You have to run the gauntlet. Oh and by the way if you don't win You'll be suspened for a month, since the stipulations of me being gm state I can't fire your fat ass. As for the rest of the card we are going to do something a little different. We are going to give the fans choices on what matches they want to see and let them call and select the matches live!!! So everybody in the back be prepared for tonight, $limilution is running the show.
toomiguci Member Posts: 1051 (8/2/04 5:58 am)	Re: ..... Toom arrives at his office & tries to unlock the door What the hell? My key won't work. Oh geeze, I can't be Gm for one day, ONE FREAKING DAY, & they change the locks. man, that's just messed up. A stagehand informs Toom of what curtrok has said. A gauntlet? A gauntlet match against Slimilution? Haha. That's a good one. Slimilition is having problems of their own already from within. I guess he didn't see 8Syxx walked off to work indy shows? They can't even stay together a week & he wants me to run the gauntlet. Bwahahahahaha. That's funny. I need a drink. I wonder if Mr. Jack Daniels is awake. For some reason, he seems very famaliar, yet I can't put my finger on it. Oh well. Maybe he'd like to be in my corner to help prevent outside interference. **************** ****************
ThePhantom86 Global User Posts: 622 (8/2/04 11:11 am) ezSupporter	Re: ..... 8Syxx: Since a Mr. Jack Daniels (who can't fool me brutha) interfered in my match with Fro Man, I want a rematch at SummerSquash. I'm kinda high right now because the "doctors" are making me smoke weed for my neck. I have to wear a neck brace (which I'll sell here but when I do indy shows I won't wear it) to help me as well, so I may be out of action in the EWT until SummerSquash. But Fro Man, here's the match I want at SummerSquash: TNA has the Ultimate X match, well I want an Ultimate Bong match. That match is like this, two pieces of hemp wire are above the ring and the bong is hanging in the middle. First person to get the bong and take a hit, wins. I also want this match to happen inside a 15 foot high steel cage. So Curtrok, since your GM for a day, sign this match. Or Toom E., when you get back make it happen or I'll sue you for not providing health care coverage. 8Syxx vs. Fro Man in an Ultimate Bong match inside a 15 foot high steel cage at SummerSquash My nBo page.
Handstand Brando Member Posts: 310 (8/2/04 12:39 pm)	Re: ..... YODEY YODEY YO... HERE COMES THE FRO!!!!! whoooo haww big daddy. Im getting known around here fast. First off, I have 8syxx come out of nowhere to challenge me. Then some chode decided it would be funny to take a chunk of my fro out, THEN I lose that match to a guy that WASN'T even in it. Later on in the evening, Double D graciously asks me to be a part of the most elite around here, the nBo, all while 8Syxx challenges me again, for the next PPV... SummerSquash. Ive had a quite interesting 3 days in this federation so far. 8Syxx.... Hah, SummerSquash. Lets just call it "SummerScam" because all of the fans are gonna want their money back once I take good care of you in a matter of 10 seconds. Yeah I accept the rematch... but whats the deal with putting it inside a 15 foot high steel cage. Why dont you strap on a set of nuts and act like a man for once. I think we should have this match in a 16 1/2 foot high steel cage. How do you like them apples? eh? Eh? EH? Jack Daniels dude. Holmes, you seemed like a cordial chap... however you rubbed me the wrong way. Like I said, Ive only been here 3 days, so unlike everyone else... no I do not find you "strangely familiar" Whats the dealio daddio? If you have a problem, step your fro up to the plate, and take me on Now, I wish to address the nbFRO, i Mean... the nBo. Listen up homies. I like all of your styles. The Fro has always been the kinda guy that flies solo (unless you have a fro, like my main cat Big Fro) HOWEVER...... HOWEVER...... certain exceptions have been made in my LOOOONG and Illustrious career. You boys will know tonight whos side I am on. and if you're not down with that.... IM OFF LIKE A PROM DRESS!!!
dorzia Posts: 830 (8/2/04 1:52 pm)	..... framiliar? i'm just a hard workin rookie here from the tennesee feds where i worked hard sayin my swears and snortin my vitamins brothers! adjusts mustache which appears to have almost fallen off brother toom, you want me in your corner, you got it!!! and slimolution, WHATYOU GONNA DO WHEN THE LARGEST TOLLERANCE IN THE WORLD RUNS WILD ON YOU?????!!!!!!!!
ThePhantom86 Global User Posts: 623 (8/2/04 2:16 pm) ezSupporter	Re: ..... 8Syxx: 16 1/2 feet high steel cage? Hell no I won't fight in that. Let's make it 17 1/4 feet high. And if you don't like that, I've got two words for ya: Smoke It!!! My nBo page.
HitmanMark Posts: 567 (8/2/04 3:37 pm)	I can't fail... You Gene, you want a match this Wednesday? Not that I have any say in whether it happens or not, but I'm MORE than happy to oblige. Yeah, I hurt your feelings, You Gene. And maybe not all of this is your fault. I mean, you're not the one who booked yourself in that battle royal. But you have what I want. You have what I need. And I can't go around challenging the power structure of this company, thwarting Double D and doing my damndest to destroy the Outlawz, if I lost MY title to a <beep>! So, this Wednesday...only know this: once I get in that ring, I will do anything to get that belt back. I'm giving you fair warning, and I mean it...maybe you should go back and watch my match in Japan where I broke sievetronix's neck. That's why they call me "The Jerseyan Crippler", and you better not f'n forget it! Now, on a somewhat brighter note, I must admit, I've been impressed by this young up-and-comer, Mr. Jack Daniels. He's shown he's willing to compete, and he's already made an impact around these parts. Hell, he was nice enough to buy all the boys a round at the bar last night! That guy's got a good future ahead of him, don't you think? But he never takes that mask off...who could he be? My bet is Mr. Fuji.
dorzia Posts: 832 (8/2/04 4:20 pm)	..... mr jd shows up in the locker room, with his now customary mask and fake mustache on with a bottle of old no 7 tennesee whiskey for hman mark, toom, and some of the other boys.. here boys, this is to put to rest any problems we have ahs in the past! i mean, nice to meet you boys and be here in this fine hard working federation with you brothers!!!! drunkamania runnin wild!!!!!! Edited by: dorzia at: 8/2/04 4:21 pm
toomiguci Member Posts: 1054 (8/2/04 8:25 pm)	Re: ..... Toom sits in the middle of the ring & looks at his watch as the fans just sit there, waiting Hmmm...it's what, 8:25pm & Slimilution hasn't shown up? How long is it before I win this Gauntlet Match by forefeit? Looks like curtrok's slipping in his job. Double D did a GREAT job in that stipulation in which curtrok won, using the ropes mind you. yawn I'm gonna take a nap until they show up. Would you fans please wake me when they arrive? Thanks. Camera pans to a clock in the arena, showing that curtrok has 3 hours & 25 minutes until he looses his general manager title, in which Toom gets control back of the most boring night in EWT History to date. Anybody wanna order a pizza? **************** Signature space for rent...very cheap. ****************
Adam Bomb aka Ghetto Nightmare Member Posts: 279 (8/2/04 10:20 pm)	Re: ..... OOC I've been in Ohio for the past few days and its great to be back. The whole time I was at Cedar Point I was wondering what I was missing out on.) A-Bomb:HMark you couldn't even hold our oversized jocks on your best day. Fans chanting You Tap Out A-Bomb:I never tapped out. You Gene's machismo was touching my arm and I was trying to get my arm out Bull$#&% chant I don't give a damn what you fans think this is only the B-show anyway. I'm a major league player so what happens on this crappy show dosen't matter anyway. A$$hole chant A-Bomb:Shut the hell up before I have my father cancel this crappy show. Bastard chant A-Bomb: I am not a bastard dammit I know who my father is he is the owner of this company. Anyway, HMark you have a problem with the NPO we can work this out in a BarbedWire Hell In a Cell Inferno Match. I doesn't matter who you get, because the NPO will walk out victorous. DSR: HMark you have no chance in hell! A-Bomb,DSR,and Steven Richards leave the ring I
curtrok Member Posts: 282 (8/3/04 5:20 am)	re Well fans I promised you an exciting night but no one showed from $limilution they must all be riding splash mountain I don't know, so I decided to change things up. Tonight in this very ring there will be a main event and you will be in it Toomi! In the main event you will run the gauntlet against any roster member backstage who wants a shot at the world title. Each match will be one on one with no interference. 10,000 dollars and a mandatory stint as our own EWT version of GI bro anyone who even thinks about interfering. The first man to pin Toomi or put him on a stretcher will get a title shot at the EWT thread title here next week. Oh and one more thing I just signed a new contract with myself that says I can't be fired or suspended for one year and gives me "reasonable creative control." If my other $limilution boys were around I could do the same for them.....but the Blue Chipper just became the Franchise Player....One more thing Toomi I'll be the guest referee in that match and if you lose your still suspended for a month. Let's see how loyal your beloved roster is now.
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1398 (8/3/04 6:26 am)	-- BREAKING NEWS! NA$$$URE BOY SUFFERS RELAPSE, BACK IN HOME FOR MGD!!! ALSO UH REAL PICS OF ER DIVA BOOBS,YES THAT WILL DO CLICK HERE NOW!
HitmanMark Posts: 570 (8/3/04 6:45 am)	w00t!!1 BREAKING NEWS! <wCw> SUMMERSQUASH MAIN EVENT CHANGED <STING!> BUYRATES EXPECTED TO GO THROUGH THE ROOF <REPO MAN!>! CURE DYSLEXIA FOR FOUND <HOGAN AND ROCK ON NITRAW!>!!!1 Click HERE for pic of goldstud69 in a PINK THONG!
The Golden Spike Member Posts: 673 (8/3/04 6:56 am)	Back <Bollywood Spike climbs into the ring, heavily favouring one leg. He nods to Curtrok, motions the 'drinky drink' sign, and then points to his leg. He then flips off the crowd and goes and sits at ringside>
toomiguci Member Posts: 1058 (8/3/04 7:01 am)	Re: w00t!!1 Toom approaches curtrok in the ring & yanks the mic out of his hand. Get your ass out of my ring, NOW!!!! See curtrok, thanks to your one day of General Manager, our rating suffered miserably. And why is that? YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP!!! NONE OF YOUR BOYS SHOWED UP!!! I sat right here, in this ring & waited. I waited, waited, waited. I ordered pizza & charged it to you. I brought some female fans in the ring & we played strip poker. In other words, there was NO wrestling last night because of YOU!!! And since your one day of being General Manager is over, we'll just have to take a look at your "new" contract. The one that's null & void because you didn't have it notoraized & in triplicate. Plus, the fact that Double D didn't sign it because he's afraid to show up in the EWT knowing full well what will happen to him if he does. Now, LEAVE!!! You have a match to prepare for. Oh, what match is that? I like your Gauntlet idea. Therefore, it won't be me in there tonight. It will be YOU!!! And I have just the men to run the Gauntlet. psychoapeguy, mprox blurred version, & jzbadblood. But in what order? You'll find that out tonight. So curtrok...have a nice day. **************** Signature space for rent...very cheap. ****************
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1399 (8/3/04 8:47 am)	--- Limo pulls up and out steps out the Na$$$ure Boy.. The crowd cheers as he woos! and makes his way to the arena. He's greeted halfway there by Todd Josh Whashisname and his coanchor combination diva skank /Nitraw Annoucer Numba #1 Punaki. Whashisname: Na$$$, you're here! NB-WOOO! That's right jack! The party has arrived! Whashisname: but when did you get out? NB- get outta where? W-The home for MGD NB-What? that was two weeks ago! W- But you weren't at the event last night..Slimilution was sposed to have a gauntlet match NB-Listen, I'm the Na$$$ure Boy, I go wherever whenever I want.. and I was busy taking a group of cheerleaders for a ride on splash mtn. W- cheerleaders? NB- That's right the cheerleaders for LOCAL SPORTS TEAM! cheap pop W-But all reports said you were back in the home for MGD with a relapse and may not be able to compete with HBH and Gasoline in that tag match NB- You don't worry bout that, I'll be there to put DDD in the figure four. Who told you I was put in the home W-It was all over the internet NB- where? W-The Net had it ever- SMAK! NB-Silly bastard. internet reports, who talks wrestling on the internet? how you doing honey? W-uh Punaki doesn't speak much english Na$$$ NB-WOO! even better, c'mon honey let's find us a chick here from HOMETOWN cheap pop and have us a handicap match. P-'teehee' like, INDEED! The Na$$$ure Boy and divaskank#1 head into the arena.
psychoapeguy Member Posts: 586 (8/3/04 11:48 am)	Re: --- camera fades into psychoapeguy laying in what appears to be a hospital bed hehehe....humpty dumpty stood on a cage....humpty dumpty is filled up with rage....he fell to the ground....head made a cracking sound....and his sanity...hehe it's nowhere to be found.................jz........you and i.......we're a lot alike.....we both breathe....we both eat........we both can talk.......but i don't want to be like you.....i refuse to be like you!....what kind of man would throw another man off a cage?!?!....i would never try anything like that against you!...for goodness sakes....i could have died.............hehehe i could have died..........and i'll make sure that you wish i had.....the cheese knows what i'm talking about....oh, the cheese knows alright.....jz....this goes beyond titles now....this is personal...hehehe....mom always told me to never hold a grudge.......hehe but mom abandoned me......and so did her morals.....so i'm grasping this grudge with my hands and squeezing the dang life out of it....i will choke it....and smother it with pillows....until either you.....or i....hehe are gone.......gone..........gone..........hehehe goooooooooooooooone.......i want a rematch.....but this time...i want you to be the one who flies.......so, uncle toom e.....double d.......whoever can book the match....i want a scaffold match against jz....i want to let jz feel how fun it is to fall without a parachute like he was kind enough to let me feel........so...please....make the match....i'm begging you....let us fly again..........let us fly.....hehehehehe......hehehahahahahaha .....hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! psychoapeguy jumps out of the bed, and turns it over....the camera zooms out revealing the ape in a nuthouse room with padded walls. the ape bounces off the walls of his room repeatedly while laughing so hard that tears roll down his face...the camera pans down to the corner of the room and zooms in on the cheese sitting there, with a sign on a toothpick sticking out of the top of the cheese. the sign reads "jz must die".....the camera fades to black. THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND...
Jackrabbit Slim Posts: 1401 (8/3/04 12:03 pm)	-- OOC: good promo ape.. you could hear the freudian music with that one.
psychoapeguy Member Posts: 590 (8/3/04 12:11 pm)	Re: -- ooc - why thank you, kind sir. THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND...
toomiguci Member Posts: 1063 (8/3/04 8:11 pm)	The Gauntlet Match Toom enters the ring, mic in hand. curtrok, oh curtrok...come out, come out wherever you are. It's time. That's right, my friend. It's time for you to face the Gauntlet. Please, oh please, come out & play curtrok. This won't hurt...me. curtrok makes his way to the ring to face Toom curtrok: You think I'm scared? I've got Slimilution to back me up if needed. T: One problem to that theory curtrok. They're banned from the building. And even if I didn't, they haven't been seen since Na$$$ure Boy left with Punaki. May I introduce participant #1? mprox blurred version!!! curtrok: Ha! I beat him once & I can do it again. mprox runs into the ring & attacks curtrok from behind. The fans are entirely behind mprox. mprox rolls up curtrok & pins him after the suprise attack. T: My, my, my...looks like you lost the first fall. Oh, did you think it ended there? Fall #2 is a barbed wire board match. And your opponent is none other then that madman himself, jzbadblood. Toom steps out of the ring & pulls the barbed wire board out from under the ring. jz runs into the ring, as curtrok is prepared this time & the 2 start brawling. Punches to each other's face, as curtrok is showing that he can go toe to toe with the new madman. jz throws curtrok into the corner & runs at him with a clothesline that sends both flipping over the top rope & into the barbed wire. curtrok squirms in pain, as does jz. jz gets up & throws curtrok into the ring & picks up the plywood board with the barbed wire to throw in the ring. As jz enters the ring, he's met with kicks to the head by curtrok. curtrork then lifts up the plywood & drops it on jz, who is now bleeding from the head. curtrok sets the plywood up in the corner & lifts up jz & throws him into the board. curtrok runs at him with a clothesline but jz drops down & trips up curtrok, sending him face first into the plywood. curtrok is now bleeding from the head as well. jz then pulls curtrok down into a school boy slide & scores a three count. T: Have you had enough? Because I just brought an old friend out of the nuthouse this afternoon & he's dying to get in the ring. pyschoapeguy, come on down. You're the next contestant on Toom E's Gauntlet. * pyschoape jumps in the ring & looks down at a battered & bloody curtrok. pyschoape grabs a piece of cheese from his pocket & starts rubbing it all over curtrok's face. Toom looks on & tells pyschoape something:* T: Aaahh, he's had enough. Pin his ass. pyschoape gets the 3-count to victory. T: Hey curtrok, remember what you said would happen to me if I lost your little match you made up? Suspended ring a bell? Well curtrok, you're suspended from the EWT for a MONTH. See ya. And pyschoape, if you truly want the Scaffold Match, you got it. But you may want to talk with Double D, because at this time, SummerSquash for the WCF is the next big pay per view. **************** Signature space for rent...very cheap. ****************
You Gene Member Posts: 18 (8/3/04 8:17 pm)	Re: Yes You Gene is in a playground, playing on the swings. The EWT Thread Heavyweight Championship is around his waist. School days, school days...little girl & boy days. Weeee!!! I like swings. They're so much fun to play on. Sometimes, I like to lay on them with my belly on the seat & pretend I'm Superman & I can fly. You gene lays on the swing & starts doing just that. he then gets off the swing Tomorrow's a special day for me. Do you know why? I get to wrestle my favorite wrestler, HitmanMark. I'm going to defend this shiny belt against him. isn't that great? I really like him, but he's been saying some not nice things about me. And that really hurts my feelings. He even gave me owies on my head. So tomorrow, being Wednesday, I get to show him what I really can do. See, Wednesday is my favorite day & my lucky day. Which is why I asked for the match then. And tomorrow, I will get to keep my shiny belt some more. Then on Sunday, I will add another shiny belt to my collection. And I will set them on my shelf next to my Yu-Gi-Oh cards. I can't wait for that movie to come out. It's going to be great. See you all tomorrow. Bye bye.
mprox666 Member Posts: 144 (8/4/04 8:40 am)	bump AAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry, you gene didnt mean to snot all over you then .......
ThePhantom86 Global User Posts: 630 (8/4/04 11:07 am) ezSupporter	ooc Just to give this thread some posts. Here is my new saying that Kevin Smith said over at the News Askew website, "You guys rock the c0ck and split the clit." From now on, that is property of 8Syxx. So don't steal my stolen saying. edit: I had to get around the filter for this saying one time. Sorry mods! My nBo page.
HitmanMark Posts: 575 (8/4/04 2:53 pm)	Third time's the charm <HMark is seen warming up in the locker room area> Mean Gene: <running in with camera guy> HitmanMark, if I could have a minute of your time, the people want to know, just how have you prepared for a match with a champion as..."special"...as You Gene? HMark: Simple, baldy. Same way I do any other match. You Gene is finally stepping into my world now: singles wrestling, the big stage, one-on-one brutality for the biggest prize there is! They always say that the third time is the charm. Well, I'm about to prove that saying. Tonight, I will become a three-time EWT World Heavyweight Champion...and then, this Sunday, at SummerSquash, I'll become a two-time WCF World Champion. This Sunday, I'm gonna be concerning myself with putting down Heartbreak Hitman, and forcing all others to fall to the Crossface...or the Sharpshooter...whichever you guys like best. Oh yeah, and especially DSR...not to say I don't want Jz to beat the living hell out of you, but I'm not against the idea of getting a chance to wipe the ring mat with your blood, BOY. But, first things first. You Gene, I've done some mean things to you. It's for your own good, man. I'm proving to you, and to everyone, that a man who can't continue, who can't fight, after receiving a steel chair shot, has NO PLACE being EWT Champion! You might have a bright future ahead of you, You Gene. Hell, you might even win that second-rate, watered-down WCF title this Sunday! But you won the wrong belt, and you crossed the wrong man. I'll see you in the ring.
curtrok Member Posts: 296 (8/4/04 3:21 pm)	Re: Third time's the charm back stage the security guard is sleeping because frankly Toomi doesn't pay him enough money to stay awake. Curtrok sneaks by the guard into Toomi's office and takes the sledge hammer to everything in there. The place is destroyed. Curtrok runs out undetected.
DoubleDDudley Moderator Posts: 3119 (8/4/04 3:27 pm)	Re: Third time's the charm As everyone gears up for the Championship match, Double D powerstruts to the ring. Fans boo as he takes the mic DD: Shut the hell up, you white trash, redneck, hillbilly, drunken, inbred yokels. Shouldn't you be somewhere beating your wifes and marrying your sister and/or livestock? I saw the ratings for the EWT for the last few days. This monday was an atrocity. Nobody watched. And I can't blame them. Toom E., you really dropped the ball! I gave you the opportunity of a lifetime and did you run with it? No, you gave the ball to a @#%$ beeep! Hey, I know that's the wrestler that the audience can most easily identify with, but that doesn't get ratings. The slobs at home want to see people who are better than them. People like me. And you gave them a beep! As their champion! That will not do. And then you went and signed Dorzia to a contract after I specifically made sure he would never ever work for my company again. people start chanting "Mr. Jack Daniels" Shut the hell up! It's Dorzia! That cheap mask and ridiculous moustache isn't fooling anyone! Shut up! Chant goes on for several minutes So that's the way you want it, huh? A beep as your champ and Dorzia masquerading as a luchadore? Well, that's tough! 'Cause as of this moment.... THIS PLACE IS HISTORY! LOCK DOWN, BABY!! Have a nice day.