| Poems |
| This page is full of poems that I have written. I hope you like them! |
| The Don't Smoke Song! Oh, There was a man who liked to smoke, But one day he started to choke. "What's the matter?" cried his wife. "I think I'm about to lose my life! I shouldn't have smoked my life away, Smoking every single day. I should've stopped this nasty habit, For now I'm as sick as a pale green rabbit! I'll slowly die, of a deadly disease, Oh please don't let me die- please, please, please!" "Too late!" said the doctor. "You're done for, you're dead! You may as well chop off your smoke-filled head!" Please don't become like this gullible man! Nothing will be able to save you- not even an Ambulance van! If you think smoking is cool, Then you are a fool! Smoking slowly kills you, although you may not know it. Don't start smoking, or else you will blow it! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Smoking causes- >Balding >Heart Disease >Lung cancer >Your clothes to smell bad >You to smell bad >Each cigarette drains 7 minutes of your life away. Cigars do even more damage! If you smoked 2 cigarettes a day, you would lose 14 minutes of your smoke-filled life a day. In a few weeks, that could amount to days that you lose. It would eventually amount to weeks, and months, and maybe even years! You COULD have changed the world if those last few moments of your life, but by smoking, you just lost that chance. So, STOP SMOKING! |
| The Dreaded Math Room I pick up my books and march into, A place of despair and doom. It is quite commonly know as, Mr. Haas' Math Room. |
| Anti-Homework Song This is slavery, Don't you know! Homework and assignments, Everywhere we go! |
| Math is Evil Fractions are evil, And deciamals are pain, By doing math problems, We're ruining our brains! We should abolish mathematics, From the face of this earth. Before someone gets very, Seriously hurt! ---There was some more to this poem, but I forgot it right now. If you were in my school at SAS, you should see it in the Tiger Tales book. |