Four expectant fathers were in Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.
The nurse arrived and announced to the first
man, "Congratulations sir, You're the father of twins."
"What a coincidence" the man said with some
obvious pride.
"I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball
team."
The nurse returned in a little while and
turned to the second man,
"You sir, are the father of triplets."
"Wow, That's really an incredible coincidence
" he answered. "I work for the 3M Corporation." My buddies at work will
never let me livethis one down.
An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back, this time she turn to the 3rd man - who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets.
Stunned, he barely could reply. "Don't
tell me! Another coincidence?"asked the nurse.
After finally regaining his composure, he
said "I don't believe it, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel." After hearing
this, everybody's attention turned to the 4th guy, who had just fainted,
flat out on the floor.
The nurse rushed to his side and after some
time, he slowly gained back his consciousness. When he was finally able
to speak, you could hear him whispering repeatedly the same phrase
over and over again.
"I should have never taken that job at Millennium
Computers..."
"I should have never taken that job at Millennium
Computers..."
"I should have never taken that job at Millennium
Computers..."