Veerappan at his best

 Veerappan.... FAQs.... 

Q : What happens if Veerappan becomes the chairman of Kingfisher? 
A : Beerappan.

Q : What happens if Veerappan becomes the chairman of Bisleri?
A : Neerappan.

Q : What happens if Veerappan becomes the chairman of Bambino vermicelli?
A : Kheerappan.

Q : What is Veerappan's sister's name?
A :Veerakkan

Q : How does Veerappan's daughter begin a letter to him?
A : Dearappan

Q : What does Veerappan give as incentive to his employees?
A :VSOPs...Veerappan's Sandalwood Options. You can cut the sandalwood  tree5 yrs after joining his gang.

Q : What does Veerappan give as incentive to his managers?
A : VTOPs.....Veerappan's Tusk options. You are given a baby elephant  while joining the gang. You can cut the tusks when the elephant grows.and for final.............

Q : What is the name of Veerappan's IT company ?
A : VIPRO (Veerappan IT Products )

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