Marriage :
 It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her masters degree.
 
College :
 A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
 
Etc :
 A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
 
Criminal :
 A guy no different from the rest of us...except that he got caught.
 
Office :
 A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
 
Ecstasy :
 A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
 
Smile :
 A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
 
Optimist :
 A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
 
Pessimist :
 A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
 
Diplomat :
 A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
 
Atom Bomb :
 An invention to end all inventions.
 
Classic :
 A book which people praise, but do not read.
 
Dictionary :
 The only place where divorce comes before marriage.