BOY : May I hold your hand??
 GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
 
 GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away??
 BOY : Ohh.. Were you away??
 
 GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
 BOY : What time was it??
 
 BOY : Say you love me! Say you love me!
 GIRL : You love me...

 GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
 BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
 
 GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest..
 BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple..
 
 CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour..
 PETER : Yes Darling, that was the last happy hour of my life...
 
 BOY : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
 GIRL : Don't you ever want to improve??
 
 BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
 GIRL : Oh.. well.. How soon?
 
 BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
 GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there for me??
 
 SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
 TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

 Man : You remind me of the sea.
Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
 Man : NO, because you make me sick.
 
 Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
 Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and keeps coming out of the mouth frequently.
 
 Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think,Peter?
 Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
 
 Peter : Mom, does God use our bathroom?
 Mother : No, Peter. Why?
 Peter : Because Daddy bangs on the doorevery morning and yells, "Oh god, are you still there?"
 
 Woman : How can I ever repay you for your kindness and Consideration to me?
 Man : Anything will do.. cheque, money order or cash.
 
 Sam : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I comfortable seated.
 Lily : So what do you do?
 Sam : I close my eyes.
 
 Teacher : Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
 Pupil : No, Sir. They haven't yet finished drinking the water I gave them last week.
 
 Man : I'm new around here. Will you please direct me to the bank?
 Little boy : I will, but only if you pay me ten dollars.
 Man : Why should I pay you so much?
 Little boy : Because bank DIRECTORs are always highly paid.