Babu was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know.
Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.

"Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff,"OK, Babu how about Tom Cruise?"
"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it. "
"So Babu and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough,
Tom Cruise, shouts, "Babu! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!

"Although impressed, Babu's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Babu
that he thinks Babu's knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Babu says.
"President Clinton," his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Babu says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington."
And off they go. At the White House, Clinton spots Babu on the tour and motions him and his
boss over, saying, "Babu , what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your
friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."

Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White house
grounds, he expresses hisdoubts to Babu , who again implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope,"
his boss replies. "Sure!" says Babu . "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope along time."
So off they fly to Rome. Babu and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Babu
says,"This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all
the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he
disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Babu emerges
with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Babu returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart
attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to his boss' side, Babu asks him,What happened?" His boss looks up and says, I was doing
fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Babu ?"