Why did the Gujjus think the man who  acted as Gandhi in the film was a woman?
Because his name was 'Be(h)n' Kingsley.

Why does the Gujju go to London?
To see his Big Be(h)n.

Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when he was offered tea?
Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes with it. (snacks)

What is a Gujju picnic called?
A snake in the grass

Why did the American get scared of the Gujju?
Because he said 'Sue kare chhe'.

What did the Gujju mean when he said, Maro dikro STATES ma gayon?
His son failed in statistics.

Maro dikro Dubai gayo?
My son drowned.

Which programs do gujjus couples love to watch on tv ?
Be-watch (Baywatch, Be in gujju is 2)

What do you call a knee less gujju ?
Nilesh (Pronounced Nee-Less)

BENGALI JOKES:

An angry Bengali letter?                                             Chitti-chitti Bong Bong

A talkative Bengali?                                                    Bulbul Chatterjee

An outlawed Bengali?                                                 Kanoon Banerjee

An enlightened Bengali?                                             Jyoti Basu

A stupid Bengali girl?                                                  Balika Buddhu

A Bengali voyeur?                                                       Keyhollo

A mad Bengali?                                                           In Sen (insane)

A dark Bengali who lives in a cave?                             Kalidas Guha

A Bengali mobster?                                                     Robin Ganguli

A perfumed Bengali?                                                   Chandan Dass

A Bengali goldsmith?                                                    Shonar Bongla