TAMIL JOKES:
Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan? Comepalakrishnan.
What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy ? Subramanium Didn't See Me.
How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu? Ready....Steady.....PO (Go in Tamil)
What do you call a really colourful Tamilian? Rangamannar Rangarajan.
How does a Tamilian introduce the tennis superstar Lendl? ivan Lendl (Ivan 'he' in Tamil).
What is the Tamil name for the tallest building in Japan ? Nikkumo Nikkado (Will it or wont it stand?)
What is the difference between Kunakudi
Vaidyanathan( A great violinist in south india) and Gandhiji ?
One is a voilanist, the other is a
non-violanist !
MALAYALEE JOKES:
What do you call an amazing Malayalee? Pheno Menon.
What do you call a dashing Malayalee? Debo Nair.
What do you call a Malayalee drunkard? Kutty Sark.
Why did the Malayalee cross the road? To join the trade union on the other side.
MAHARASHTRIAN JOKES:
What is a gay Maharashtrian called? Deccan Queen
What do you call a Maharashtrian tailor? Sadashiv.
Which Maharashtrians wrote the book 'Apartheid in South Africa?' Dhaval Gore and Krishnakant Kale.
What did Bruce Lee say to the Maharashtrian?
Tumhi Marathe, Aamhi Karate.