A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and
said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here?" and hung up.The
husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some young
woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk
and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror  and says,
"Hmm, this person looks familiar." The  second blonde says,  "Here, let me see!"
So the first blonde hands her  the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says,
"You  dummy,  it's me."

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A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on  her,  so she goes out and  buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment unexpectedly  and when she opens  the door she finds him in
the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is  really angry. She opens her purse to take out
the  gun, and as she  does so she is overcome with grief. She takes the  gun and puts it
to her  head.The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it."  The blonde replies,
"Shut up, you're next."

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A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.  She  proudly says,
"Go  ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "O.K., what's the capital of Wisconsin?" 
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy, W."

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What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told  her she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"