65. Independence day-kkum Republic day-kkum yenna vidyasam? Sumar, aaru maasam

66. Oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga. Annan maelmoochu vangaraan. Thangachchi? Ava Female moochchu vaanguvaaa

67. Saathukkudi pazhathai sappida mudiyaathu, why? Adhuthaan Saathu'kudi' aache!

67. Romba neelamaana pazham edhu? Naavalpazham ('Novel' pazham)!

68. yen manaivi vayil pudavai dhan kattuva (aachariyamaga)yellarum iduppula dhane pudavai kattuvanga

69. Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father : No. Why do you ask that? Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?

69. One day Mr. X seriously went to the backyard of his house and started trying to shake the well (kinaru) before taking a tonic. B'cos in the tonic bottle it's written as "Shake well before use" !!!

70. Mr X went for an interview. The interviewing officer took a pen and kept it in MrX's pocket and asked him, Mr X " where is the pen?" Mr X replied " in the pocket" Good. The interviewing officer took back the pen and kept in his pocket and asked MrX, Mr X " where is the pen now? Mr X replied " antha pocket" Actually , he was answering him in tamil. romba kadiya?

71. One day Mr.X's little son was filling up an application and asked Mr.X what to write in the "Mother Tongue:...." field. Mr.X simply said 'write approximately 6cm'