Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as  opposed to a regular one?
 You have to hollow out the head.
 
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 TO LOSE WEIGHT..
 The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight  kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34  kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called  the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he  had a problem.
 "What's the problem?"asked the doctor.
 "I'm 2400 kms from home."
 
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 TRAIN TO LUDHIANA..
 Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway  station.
 Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to  Ludhiana?"
 "No," answers the Railway man.
 "Can I?" asks Gani Singh.
 
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 A sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the  Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat  when his friend asks him "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai?  Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema  hi to hai" Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal
 hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai,  usko kya pata "
 
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 Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the  railway  tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.  Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?"
 Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun"
 
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 Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He  felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20  rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the sardarji deserved more service. So,
when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home,he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror.Said his  wife "What's the matter?" Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"
 
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 Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to  his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked,  "Your donkey is missing;what are you thanking God for ?" The sardarji replied "Iam thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the
donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."
 
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 Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the  birth certificate "Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese."
 "How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" "
Aah,Sardarji read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the planet is chinese.