What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
 Just-one Singh.
 
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 Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
 They think their picture is being taken.
 
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 Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
 Toes Go In First.
 
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 How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
 It has a stamp on it.
 
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 Why can't Sardar dial 911?
 They can not find the eleven on the phone
 
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 How do you get Sardar on the roof?
 Tell him the drinks are on the house.
 
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 "Oh, look at the dead bird."
 Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?
 
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 What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
 You always hear about them but you never see them.
 
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