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 What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands  tightly over his ears?
 Trying to hold on to a thought.
 
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 Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
 So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
 
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 Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
 They always forget the recipe.
 
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 How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
 He threw it off a cliff.
 
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 What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
 A wind tunnel.
 
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 What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes?
 The back of his head.

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 What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
 Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).
 
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