CROCODILE BOOTS..
 
 Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you  bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to  Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being  made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him  killing a huge one . He walks over the reptile, checks  its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again*  barefeet!"
 
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 A sardar goes into a store and sees a shiny object.  He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?" The  clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask." The sardar  then asks, "What does it do?" The clerk responds, "It  keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold."  The sardar says, "I'll take it!" The next day, he  walks into work with his new thermos. His sardar boss  sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with  you?" He said, "It's a thermos flask." The boss then  says, "What does it do?" He replies, "It keeps hot  things hot and cold things cold." The boss said, "Wow,  what do you have in it?" The sardar replies, "Two cups  of coffee and a coke."
 
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 A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it  home somewhere in Rajasthan, but two days later  disconnected it because he was getting complaints like  "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai " 

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 What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies ?
 He will compare it with the original for spelling  mistakes !!
 
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