MALU’S Some Ethnic jokes Check these one out they are ZIMBLY FENDASTIC…..

Did U know the word "MALAYALAM" spelt back and forward is the same.
That is why we can’t figure out if they are coming or going.

Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?
He had a Mallu Baby Sitter who always used to Say "KEEP QUWAIT" "KEEP QUWAIT"

Where did the Malayalee study?
In the KOLLAGE.

Why did the Malayalee buy an air-ticket?
To go to Dubai… ZIMBLY to meet his UNGLE and AUNDY in GELF.

Why did the Malayalee do when the Plane caught Fire?
He JEMBED out of the VINDOW.

Why did he go to Rome?
TO hear POPE Music

What does a Malayalee do when he has to stand for the election in Delhi?
He changes his name Madhavan to M.A. DHAWAN.

What does a Malayalee do to stand for the elections in New York?
He changes his name Karunakaran to KEVIN CURREN.

What do you call an Intelligent Mallu?
Pheno-MENON.

What d’you call Sexy looking Mallu?
Debo-NAIR.

Why did the Mallu cross the road?
SIMBLY.

Who was Bruce Lee’s best friend in Malaysia?
Malaya LEE.

What do you call a very rich Malayalee?
Million/Billion NAIR.

How does a Malayalee spell the word ‘MOON’?
YUM – O another O YEN.

How does a Malayalee spell ‘Malayalam’?
YAMM – YAY – YELL – YAY – WHY – YAY – YELL – YAY – YUM.