Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
Because they are stupid.
What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them for ever.
If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane,which one would hit the ground first?
Who cares.

What did God say after he created man?
I can do better than this.
What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
I don't know, I've never seen either.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
i) no mind ii) no business

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving
Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.