Long live the Bachelors !!!(i wish i could have been)

Not all men are fools , some are bachelors !!

One woman brings you into this world crying,
another sees to it that you stay that way !

Every man should get married some time ;
after all,happiness is not the only thing in
 life.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman
 can have;
the older she gets the more interested he is
in her.
Agatha Christie

Bachelors should be heavily taxed;
It's not fair that some men should be happier
than others.
Oscar Wilde
Don't marry for money;
you can borrow it,it's cheaper.

Scottish Proverb

I don't worry about terrorism;
I've been married for two years.

-Sam Kinison
> >> > >>
> >> > >>A psychiatrist is a person who will give you
> expensive answers
> >> > >>that your wife will give you for free
> >> > >>-Anonymous
> >> > >>
> >> > >>Bachelors knowmore about women than married
> men;
> >> > >>if they didn't,they'd be married too.
> >> > >>-H.L.Mencken
> >> > >>
> >> > >>Men have a better time than women;
> >> > >>for one thing ,they marry later;
> >> > >>for another,they die earlier.
> >> > >>-H.L.Mencken
> >> > >>
> >> > >>"A man without a woman is like a fish without
> a bicycle."
> >> > >>-U2
> >> > >>
> >> > >>Marriage is a three ring circus:
> >> > >>--engagement ring
> >> > >>--wedding ring
> >> > >>--suffering
> >> > >>
> >> > >>When a newly wed couple smiles,everyone knows
> why.
> >> > >>When a ten-year married couple
> smiles,everyone wonders why...??
> >> > >>
> >> > >>
> >> > >>Love is blind;
> >> > >>But marriage is an eye-opener.
> >> > >>
> >> > >>When a man opens the door of his car for his
> wife;
> >> > >>You can be sure of one thing:
> >> > >>either the car is new or the wife.
> >> > >>
> >> > >>I take my wife everywhere;
> >> > >>but she keeps finding her way back home
> always.
> >> > >>
> >> > >>I asked my wife "where do you want to go for
> our anniversary?"
> >> > >>She said "somewhere I have never been."
> >> > >>I told her,"how about the kitchen?".
> >> > >>
> >> > >>We always hold hands.
> >> > >>If I let go,she shops.
> >> > >>
> >> > >>My wife was in the beauty saloon for two
> hours.
> >> > >>That was only for the estimate.
> >> > >>
> >> > >>She got a mudpack and looked great for two
> days.
> >> > >>Then the mud fell off.
> >> > >>
> >> > >>She ran behind the garbage truck,yelling,"am
> I too late for the
> >> > garbage?".
> >> > >>Following her down the street,I
> yelled,"No,jump in".
> >> > >>
> >> > >>Badd Teddy recently explained to me as to why
> he refuses to get
> >>married.
> >> > >>"the wedding rings look like miniature
> handcuffs."
> >> > >>
> >> > >>If your dog is barking at the back door and
> your wife is yelling at
> >>the
> >> > >>front door,
> >> > >>who do you let in first?
> >> > >>The dog ofcourse at least he'll shut up after
> he's in!!