Santa singh asked Banta singh, who
was looking very sad,why he was so.Banta replied that he lost Rs1000
after betting Rs500 on the result of a particular
cricket match Then,Santa asked banta how he lost
Rs1000 when his stake was for only Rs500.Bantareplied
that he had placed Rs500 during the live match
& Rs500 on the highlights!!!
Two Sardarjis are in a railway station.
"Can I take this train to Ludhiana?" asks
the first.
"No," answers the Railroad man.
"Can I?" asks the second Sardarji