Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull are grazing in the field
Teacher : How ?
Student : Ladies first.

Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give me themenu card.

Friend 1 : Where did you born ?
Friend 2 : India.
Friend 1 : India? Which part?
Friend 2 : No, the whole body.
 

(Tamil)
Gandhiji yean kovilukku thulli thulli poghirar?
Yean endral avar oru Bhakti"maan"
 

(Tamil)
Square is intelligent than circle, how b,cos it has
Nall-edge (knowledge)

A girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

Just after I was born .... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father .... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ....but he pulled through. My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

Once when I was lost..... I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him .....do you think we'll ever find them? He said ... I don't know kid .... there are so many places they can hide.

My wife made me join a bridge club. It's my turn to jump off next Tuesday.

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young Engineer fresh out of institute, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of$75,000 a year, depending on the benefit's package."The HR Person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?" The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow!!! Are you kidding?" And the HR Person said, "Certainly, ...but you started it."